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EPISODE · Dec 17, 2019 · 1H 29M

275 Boderclaps 2

from No Applause Just The Clap · host The BACN

SPOILERS! The gang reunites, Doug got pillows, Ryan showed up, Deb won’t be interrupted, Doug plugs his ears, Watchmen, Borderlands, Stadia vs PS5 and network procedurals get talked about

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Hello, I'm up in the know-a-class, just the clap. I'm Doug with me as my co-host Doug. Hey, we have to get back together. I forget, do you prefer...

It doesn't matter Ryan, Ryan works fine. Ryan works fine. And that was Ryan. Yeah, but Trio has not been together for quite some time recording.

No. It's been over a year at least. I've been keeping mine for longer, but I mean, also I've stepped out for a while, you travel for work, it just hasn't happened. And Doug got new pillows, that's what I was going to try to open with.

Do you want to talk about it? How great are you? Do you want to talk about it? No, no, no, just the pillows.

I do like... I forgot how great... I went from down to so gradual, I took it myself in the mirror. You're actually supposed to replace pillows after two years, I think?

Oh, I don't know. It's just my place of math, because every six years, people don't fucking do this. Oh no. No, my pillows, I crushed them to death within like six months.

It's fine. You just look in the house, and force the save. I almost thought of something we could do for a great sake, where we spent about a week. Got a little hole in it.

Just fill it with some warm, lentil soup, was that it from? Sure, it was been a while. Oh god, that shows that it was awesome all the way. Oh, the 30s was actually really good.

The second thing was like, it was like one, I think, like, portable moment. I don't know if it was there. The gay kid gets called out as a cliche by the older gay gentleman. He decides he's going to try to be nicer now.

I can never remember. He saw the Jessie, and he goes, I'm going to be really nice now, like the yellow M&M, and she goes, why? Of course she means why. Like why you're gonna be nicer?

He goes, I don't know, I just didn't have the green one, but I'll get a cunt. I laughed so hard. Yeah. I know.

Well, I'm Bill the rest is the red one. And I think David Cross is a caramel filled one. It's been a while. Yeah.

It's not a resume. It's so laminated. You're like David Cross, what are you doing? money what he does lemon and and and commercial he's got a kid now did he ever what's right yeah kid yeah shit I mean if we're gonna go that way I mean what the hell is our net up like we'll earn it up to these days like nothing other than doing commercials voice over but he doesn't he does the reason it does not quite it but yes I mean he does the reason yeah that's the one I've been doing the Christmas tree like that man like that thing yeah they're making another that man but it's like I'm fine it's the same thing with them exactly like doing like the weird marshals commercials for Christmas yes no he's in them and singing and walking yeah we thought I think about the song that's him yeah we just walk through space and why is he doing that somebody paid him a lot of money but I mean it's like Shazam as a hit free marshals oh yeah maybe the free marshals for life was actually awesome they do get some nice designer things for chief a lot of people do now that the whole thing is like all two commercials for like things I like with the whole mechanic we're that's fucking looking commercials whatever that guy's now teaching at UT is he really yeah much like you know acting about anything else I don't know I don't know what he's he's teaching but it's like he's an adjunct professor in something so like he's always at UT Austin walking around like born campus there's a video they stay the same age pretty much I got a joke there's a video like oh my god I love you so much he's like I all right he's a father is free now I don't like him I never have he bugs the fuck yeah I'll give you that like he's a good movie I don't know his person because he bugs me so much as an actor that I don't want to know it's just one of those things we're like he could be a perfectly nice person I don't like will ferrule I've never like will ferrule I still really like him in stranger than fiction okay everything let's go if you haven't seen it be probably I have I not particularly care for that entire movie but that has more to do with the movie structure we should probably get on subject with a few things I did want to very quickly since I didn't get to it last time address a couple things I saw Dr.

Sleep haven't gotten see a book I see Dr. Sleep twice since neither of you have seen it I will just say my two major things one they did the marketing completely wrong to it would have been better as many series than a minute I tried to they tried to cram way too much information I mean I mean like I said if they just did maybe a five episode mini series because it's basically Steven in the book it's even King building out building out the shining world much like he was like building out the gunslinger world like it's kind of massive and doctors realize it's also the same universe because it's king but you don't I mean the localized world like I said mostly what I have to say about that is like I said they just try to create so much information such a small movie was it a good movie yes did I enjoy you and a great deal no I was gonna say the reason is that you know I should not watch it the recasting they did for some of the reshoots from the shining was fucking phenomenal and spot on get some stuff skittling brothers up here now singing in my head I hate you you know I joke I said work was I want to remake goes to Patrick's Wazy and then when he's definitely yeah so I mean I want to remake goes to Patrick's week you know Mike is joke really get where to them what do Christmas lights laundry and I'm not getting his name oh the horse is great I've got to mention that again now I'll get back to later okay I think I'm not I'm not a steam bar now I've seen Jeffrey I've seen the guy I know see I would even something what is Jesus actually Jesus Christmas lights and have seen what they have in common they didn't hang themselves oh yeah you want me there that was you can use whatever you hang on long you just hate so I need to do that I'm like hey laundry I'm like you no one's doing me either have you seen I'm going to constantly but I'm going to tangle you see the show on CBS called evil okay no I'm aware of it it's a you have a look at yeah and I'm good the voice of children okay I'm going to be brain sure no it was a chip not my words it's the name I want to say but it's Michael Anderson I'm just Michael Emerson who was like the guy on like parts of interest yeah and he's a voice of the Joker in the dark night returns animated okay he's married to the head like us friend character in true blood okay oh yeah his name is his name is quite I believe no no he was an officer she was the one that was married to the serial killer in the first episode she's like the red head and then she was married I think the characters name is Renee and he ends up on the trailer okay I can actually picture the actor in my head when you're talking about like I said evil I just I haven't have enough interested in to watch it so I did it had a religious zero zero interest in it until it's one for Thanksgiving and my mom a ball fuck people mentioned it you like oh that's kind of a shot she's like I really like it it's kind of weird like I'm like week my mom like a show that's gotta be different so of course I went on on online watch the episode that guy and it kind of grabbed me it's like he took ex-files and combined it more of a demonic side instead of conspiracy theories and UFOs it's religious just a non-anime evil yeah I don't think it's very good I mean like it's basically you're telling me it's a more religious based Buffy no I actually the idea that sort of the idea is that the idea is that each episode there's a different thing they're investigating the things are you can be a from the possession to the first kids there's one where over there's an internet meme where all these girls just kept seeing this fucking song they didn't tell you where they heard from like the worst gearworm of all time and so the blue cage I can't really actor's name the guy who played Luke he plays a happy we all knew that he plays a third year or seminarian right he's going to go free who obviously in his past is not open that good has a few charges of like assault and drug use and went to rehab for sex and he's playing a third year seminarian who has his flaws that are interesting I won't go into turns out I'm breakable no no super nice and then the lady that he finds is basically a criminal psychologist yeah and and the third guy who's kind of like a techie person and their job is to either prove or disprove these are religious things so see the translation of the machine ever what yeah actually kind of it's a joke continues I've only been interesting but it's really written down sounds like you're just pour this right up we both read and I mean there's there's not a necessarily like supernatural anything happening in the book but I mean it's a detective and a murderer and you know some people that do tech and they're all working together yeah well there's also an overlying like overspaning plot of they call it the 60 and 60 people when 60 demons they're still sorting through all that one of who is the guy we were just talking about from law he's either pushing people towards evil or definitely pushing people towards people and he's not hiding he's an influencer like he finds this kid who shares up early in the series but also he comes back and finds this kid he starts linking him to other incels and then he's on a shoot and then actually uh-huh that's the point part the point part is because he's really like he's basically pointing this kid at a prayer circle run by the priest but Michelunchend's character can you issue with the with the with the with the gauge as you should apparently so he gets this kid also gets him get some training and the kids like in his house get ready to go to the prayer thing he's all rigged up with tactical deaths he's got a AR 15 that guy gave up a bunch of pistols no he's gonna get he's expecting to get away he's gonna go in kill a bunch of women and then get a what like most suicide bombers he thinks he's gonna have live it yes and no virgins not 72 or 69 no virgins so funny I found it funny you know this kids all like yeah neo and he's like standing on the mirror and himself up right she says no he drops the major he says about the matrix reference and then he goes like this with the puts the gun up like he's gonna blow on it he goes he blows across the barrel and pulls the trigger and the same time blows his head off well I mean something similar happened in three lions it's like literally because the way they're ramping it up it's getting really dark like okay I was waiting for the episode to be like fucking shit was gonna go south what did it it did for one person instead of like 80 I wanted to like should be like I'm sorry I took that off it's a good you should check it out when you have time it's working I was in the show away from now I'm sorry but to apparently she is away from network I try to talk about this last time we didn't have some we didn't have time I've come at transfer what I used to basically watch criminal minds for into the prodigal son I think it's excellent it's not machine and he's in a very different role and I've ever seen him before that's been a game in electrical nightclub inside a computer anymore I was talking about good omens but we go with Ron all of them but like I said no he's actually sex and like I said you remember it's Jesus from walking dead is the lead character yeah son clean up real good and like I said it's interesting I really want to I think they've been renewed but I'm not a hundred percent they've been renewed for a second that's right hundred percent renewed that it's been renewed I like that we should keep that yes it's one of those where they've set up some really good characters but one character seems super underdeveloped and that's his sister like I mean they suppose it's sister or no it's his sister there's no reason why you should believe it's sister but she had just had a completely different upbringing because I want to say he was about six or seven when he actually reported to his father and that his father arrested for being serial killer and a sister was like five so she remembers nothing okay and she's grown up to be basically a journalist from a movie show a sorry movie show a TV show and wants to use their father as a subject because she has no emotional connection whatever so she thinks she can be impartial yeah exactly and I mean you see a little bit of the characters ability to manipulate people it's also Michael Sheen so you're like he's really a bad fucking dude who cut up and murdered a lot of people he's also so incredibly charming and charismatic so he's very um he's like he's like he's like no he's not charming like next year for the first thing he's not awkward he's like a combination of like Charles Manson and Bundy I know we're supposed to be very charismatic well it's very charismatic and friendly to their neighbors and she's still not the long you know nice and raised hamsters or whatever is okay his serial killer name is the surgeon and he's a highly accredited doctorate surgeon that is still trusted with people's brains and bodies lovely but only for the rich that will pay for the privilege because he's in a fucking criminal mental institution okay so wait the rich still go to him for like checkups I mean it's more like the I almost overdosed and I think my heart's gonna give him a form the surgery on me so nobody knows about it okay I was like a sort of a little bit but like I said I am really liking the series it's also the fact that one of the secondary characters is the diamond Philips and I look at oh really yeah I didn't know he was on the show now watching a couple years ago where it was like a show he was like a reoccurring character well yeah I can't think of the show no I can't think the name of the show but was a bartender on an Indian reservation and it was mostly well chic no it was a show not a movie there was a show called Wolf Creek no it was I'm gonna be to with I'm gonna be to go this one but I can't remember what I saw him that's something you played in something step dad I did best step dad ever I need to I need to call him I'll try to get a good idea get that one doing it right now let's recall this I know I really like prodigal son I'll start what not everything's in like mid season hiatus I think I'm actually in the first season already but I could be completely wrong really like the first three episodes I really fucking hated his mother's character but as they get a little bit more to development you understand it a little bit more yeah she's still a spoil rich bitch but she's not as heinous legal as you thought okay and this is something I've been about on on our sister show nerd vomit but I don't think I just about it on dance I don't know if you've heard the ramp like the whole thing with like seasons where like over the summers or winter breaks yeah that's what I was serious long my or series I was thinking oh what's the second yeah I'm aware of it you might have to scroll through this I am to be a point you're looking for that like with like the rise of a Netflix and Hulu and all this show Disney class of whatever and you guys are about your shoe and a book size that's my sister's not long for my birthday get back to her later but that's why I don't want to watch because there's like no breaks me to go let me get this a season long season long there's no breaks anymore right no because now there's but with Netflix you've got seasons that make them out every six months or season that only come out every two years you're the worst how do I not know where the works yeah he yeah he was like this that father to one of the characters anyway the other thing I'm getting myself doing now is summer breaks used to be when you catch up on all the shows you didn't watch oh yeah you can't because the whole notice that's like free but that works as well the networks are wrong launching shows during summer seasons as well the streaming ones it's just I mean I don't want to go off my god you know well now I'm second I'm so good I'm gonna go for a year like it's that's what we're off here I was like I'm sorry I haven't watched a certain show if you may be not bring up but like that's a little bit of the time anymore to keep up with everything I got some of the workers of watch watching Castle Rock like one right I'm like all right I'm gonna lose yeah I think it has two seasons out now it's like and Stephen yeah yeah or Stephen King I don't have the time to watch all this shit actually make the shows I like little in the show people recommend me sorry I'm gonna like I said I actually make a list of things I can watch but I mean I also decide mood based on what series I commit to yeah and in the series like letter can you but I'll just put me on and I don't feel like watching anything else I'm sorry just oyster slurping mind lovers to this fucking day what is this better can you it's a series of it's a series of it's Canadian series on who I'm not Canadians yeah it's red not Canadians and farming to come on better can you like I said at some point I'm gonna get to fight with French Canadians and the phrase oyster slurping mind lovers gets used yeah and it's still cracking up there's a lot of there's a lot of phrases that are beautiful that he actually delivers some very nicely worded poems occasionally yes yeah so the main characters are basically farmers you know but it's one of the shows like you can watch it whenever fucking one you don't have to pay attention to the pile of those I love those I love some of the paintings this is this is one where I think there's what seven seasons maybe eight now my sister's first wait years ago yeah the first six seasons were they were making it on their own for some small Canadian television show like sure the book was a lot like you know what it's my if you took South Park and especially the later season of South Park when they started making commentary on social stuff take that and you put in dialogue it's more like Kevin Smith clerks back and forth banter that is that is what letter can he's like it really is just as you're saying it's one of those where they were making it because it made them laugh and it made people they knew laugh and then it weirdly hit a giant online community of people that loved it so who bought it now have money to make more well Disney well yeah well you had who Disney doesn't all do it is who would say well well it's ABC and Disney Disney actually bought out Comcast and go back they got Fox we got Fox's control of Hulu when they bought Fox was part of ABC so it was always Disney always no but Disney Disney as a whole when they get the stake in the with Disney at a stake with Disney already had a stake to so it was Disney ABC Comcast NBC Universal and Fox are the main investors that were in Hulu and then they got Fox they only be seen already so they just kind of combined that and then NBC and Comcast over the years have sold their their shares to Disney they just give it up well I mean you get something else the number 98 Disney is it some part we're gonna be like it's gonna be like we're gonna have like we're gonna sit down okay everything's in this camp everything's in this camp everything's in this camp there's no band diagrams anymore and we're like content provider A B and C and that's it because we can't keep going NBC Comcast Universal Disney Google Facebook yeah yeah whatever you just only to go down to be away so they shut down they did shut down I don't work in the I want to say you do you which had powers which one on for two seasons which I liked it wasn't well maintained it was not well yeah you itself just wasn't well maintained I think they did the same thing with the last season the community yeah no I mean there's some kind of great content they did not know how utilize it they did not promote it but they do have the numbers for communities in section to be Macy movie we're never gonna see the fucking movie the other reason that you didn't succeed as well as they expected was at the time PlayStation I was it came out of this place is three PlayStation four really blew the doors off the place station like that's what made place each popular again Xbox is still a little popular thinking in overall but never console sort of place before it's most popular console before yeah in history position for yeah but they want to be streaming way before I can do it was listed everything that new will be next next year is it's me PlayStation 5 and the project Scarlett is what they're calling it which seems like it makes me tired thinking about it thinking about how much money that will use I just bought me Xbox because I didn't mean for myself I meant in general I'm not gonna buy a new one I'm already planning on like my change bucket being basically down payment on PlayStation 5 I mean like yeah it's gonna be like oh I can come up with the you know I'm gonna try to change I can make up the difference well on a paycheck so this is what's gonna make my decision next year Xbox will play station come on it's on back probably I'm I've already got enough Xbox stuff that I always lean that way anyway but unless there's some like a major feature I have no desire to just run off and buy an Xbox file the big one for me is that it's backwards and pedal finally we'll see because I've heard that before that's why I thought Xbox and PlayStation and every time it's like oh well once it comes out well it's limited or yeah it's actually it's backwards compatible but you know I feel because of the rise of digital libraries it will be it has to see we have to play wait and see this is the other way you see for me is I've had stadium now for two months and I want to see how it works out so far it's been fucking great other game libraries are huge but it's also been around for about two months maybe I like the idea of being able to play with all the keeps control so I think it was just the world because I travel so much because I think I think I travel so much and I'm tired of spending $500 on a fucking console and not being able to use it when I'm not I can't use them at home I'm sure I could figure out a way to do it but that sounds like a fucking horrible idea so my Xbox that I just bought for example because my one broke I've played it maybe two hours steadily they're gonna have been playing fucking all kinds of shit for the last what do you do you utilizing about it though like any sort of game or oh really does that so destiny to play destiny to don't I'm trying to so hard by the destiny to like he's shutting us down on talking about so many things that I wasn't gonna talk about the story or anything no I'm saying like I didn't try myself I don't play destiny so I don't hear anything about it because I've got same thing to the game okay I don't want to be I don't want to hear about my love well that's fine I wasn't gonna go into detail on destiny to I see the reason that I play a lot of this because it came so I got the founders back guys I got the controller in the name and a bunch of free games I got it I've been playing this is one of the free games especially it was one of the free games I got initially because you got you got the that's a two and another one I don't know what the other one was but that for free if you if you bought the founder back since then they've also given us Tomb Raider some weird like farming so I think so I think it's a fault to release for it yeah eventually this one for this is a weird farming video game like it was free so I first I snagged it when it was free but I haven't I haven't brought myself to open up yet anyway it's and there's no guilt I did buy one game so we're done by the software please yeah so guilt is this the animation and the play is very cartoony very Pixar Disney high-end graphics and the storyline is you've been trying to find your cousin I think who moved to town and disappeared a couple like two months ago you've been trying to find her every day and you deal out bullying from the conversations you have in the game you're bullied a lot it's obviously your cousin was as well because you start fighting her journals you get teleported with his like you don't realize yet that you're on your like on a dark parallel universe okay so you're fighting these creatures with a flashlight like your weapons a flashlight okay instead of ammo talk about watchmen since you said that instead of ammo you have you batteries instead of picking up first eight kids you pick up inhalers like as my inhalers which is the same time I remember my mom like don't use other people's inhalers they're just like inhalers lying around wrong dose but I mean if you think about a post-apocalyptic world you can use any fucking I'm with them so I mean it's a fun game I really enjoy it I'm not sure it's really it's probably a mostly like teenagers to maybe young ponies but it's a fun game it wasn't terribly expensive and I like that I can play my TV or I can go I don't want to play on the tablet yeah or I fuck I mean I even bring I have a Chromecast with me that's what else came with the founders bundle was a Chromecast okay yeah well and you're gonna like look up at your phone like a controller and yeah I've got a pixel 3 I can play it on there I've got a slight and played on there I can play on my home TV or hotel because I just bring a Chromecast with what I'm you know I've been I haven't had issues with it you know people can play about lagging this make yeah if you're a shitty network it's gonna take a little longer to load a game it's just in general you get a little pixelated you need a free network that's sure but I've seen some people that have thought there's a Reddit for stadium people are like I'm like oh what is it gonna play you think the public VPN of a library so I mean obviously you're not gonna get great fucking video for that but pretty happy they're promising they're promising I like 4k and all that yeah they will get yeah I don't have a 4k TV right now so the Chromecast like a month would be 4k yeah it works fine on whatever doesn't TV I was really about how it really based on the initial offering for stadium like it doesn't seem worth the 29 there's a hundred and twenty nine bucks or hundred twenty bucks up and somewhere around there for the founders pack it's actually not expensive well no because I got a $60 Chromecast I have a controller that's a lot like an Xbox controller so let's say it's another 50 bucks there I don't pay I don't think I have to pay monthly fees for certain years I've got four games that's a huge game was 30 to 50 bucks pop you know I mean I think I think games know who they're aiming at like a hardcore gamer is they're not aiming a hard for me that's what's that's I'm bringing that up like a car yeah but I don't think that's either in yet at least not yet I mean this is still the funny thing is PlayStation have this ability and originally pocket is really years ago they bought yeah they did like they talked about having you know digital libraries in the cloud you would need a console and where you play all the place Xbox Xbox Xbox does a little bit of that with their laptop stuff they can do now but this is like what you want the only thing I don't like about controller is they so because I'm used to the Xbox controller if I go to hit Xbox has the two little buttons one menu one start whatever I'll go to hit menu and I'll hit the screenshot button to the screenshot button that's not the worst thing is annoying yes there's the share button on the PS4 controller that I'll randomly hit by accent or like yeah figure something or my thumb will slip up on the viewpad and it's like to a Facebook I'm like no no I was in the middle of a firefight yeah and eventually I'll get used to that the other thing on the other side is when I go hit start I'll hit Google assistant so I've got it set oh yeah I've got it set to Australian place so this Australian chick pops up I'm always speakers because I've got like three different Google speakers scattered throughout the house so all of them kick them out once you're really gonna crap at us in the shower I did scare for this a couple times yeah because there is one in the bathroom it's red books to me while he's taking a shower watching your dog I don't know I listen to a bug I don't jump from that apparently neither of you have seen it and probably won't speaking of video games so I saw the new Jumanji really wants it I haven't seen the remake or it's actually pretty good it goes Jumanji new manji to mongi that phone call okay suck it the marketing people follow like I said no I saw that one very randomly but then the next level yes it's much of the last one I said I was just so focused on being nasty in front of my drag to it okay and I went in with no expectations and was pleasantly surprised it's so it's and I mean you're carrying gilling a very small yeah like the new one like I said the rock has like smold me the rock always no no one can see me doing smoldering face like I said I saw the new Jumanji I actually liked it I don't find it disappointing but I mean once again I mostly go into movies now with no expectations but when I was kind of surprised about is they once again very well follow the plot of an old-school video game okay we have to get to these things to get to these things right and I kind of made me wonder if maybe the Jumanji writers should actually just write a good video game movie because we don't have those I can literally think of the two that I like that's that I mean let's I would like to know which to you I'm totally okay with Resident Evil that was more than two like eight of those well time okay okay yeah and they need like these nemesis of the no that was pretty can I actually like the first time I know me I did to actually I thought it was good those are the only two video games I can think that I mean yes I've watched Mario Brothers and left my ass off a lot of times but it's not a good video game I don't like one video game of a movie okay green item rise of the man hunters I don't know I don't know video game oh yeah it's basically not a war but with the green later it's cool it's actually really fun one of the few games I've got a platinum so what I'm just saying as a movie they took the structure of the video game that would have made a better series and no I don't mean this movie should have been a series but I'm just saying structure like that and it only goes to a series not a movie and worked extremely well with it I'm very disappointed that you don't want to mention doom as one your favorite video game movies because there's only one part to my life because that would be so awful the only thing I don't even like there's only one person who likes to go in the first person I thought that was cheesy as fuck and the thing the movie needed yeah I mean yeah there's only one first person should have ever liked I'm sorry that's it and doom is not it which one was it I can use it as a segless to do really nice but um for Orleans okay I don't like series and for the first one because a friend of mine recommended that he's like the second one's the best out of that in the pre-sequel there's another one came out in September but real quick yeah I can't I'm so important through is if you like Borderlands you love or lands three if you ever play the border lands you love border lands three if you like trying to tell us border lands three made you excited about the other border lands again but it's not too good it's they had lightning in the bottle on two it was one of those where I'm like you can't recreate like nothing's ever gonna be in some jackets of the like ever okay I guess next point yeah I mean just one of those I mean if you can't get Nathan and what are you gonna do oh back on you the perfect handsome Jack we all know that but I heard things I want like what's his name like Troy Baker like like voice over and like it's gotta be like handsome Jack's voice because he inflexion alone okay I can see like filling kind of replicating anyway um but I will say that there last two dlc's of suck balls um they're basically great boss missions at hand this week on the 19th by Mark my calendar the moxie's heist um it's coming out and it's the first story based campaign um so I'm excited because the other two like I said like right boss campaigns and kind of boring not great not great weapons you know I think it's a bitch about this game is that they're literally a million different iterations of like gun generation okay literally a million because you tweak the fuck out of your little people well no because like it's randomly generated and they're no I'm sorry it's a million or a billion I think it's a billion it would be it's a boy it's what their commercial said so it's been really hard to get guns I like because there's so many iterations of like it's not right but with this elemental damage and their for elemental damages and their these sounds like destiny and I know there's not nearly many combinations in destiny but still I think we're gonna make tons of guns be like people you never know what you're gonna get that way people people people people because I think the like the randomization engine in borderlands too they was something like crazy like 23 million combinations of a gun you could get randomly um but I'm excited for that um I'll have to take a break from playing control but I've already talked about controlling basically if uncharted Nathan's and Filion in my opinion Nathan Drake and Jink Ray had a baby and they put it in the upside down no it's completely right um I did want to jump so we could talk about this gorilla or bid or something else do you guys talk about it no I don't know what you're gonna watch this season oh okay well I won't go to the real estate this is the end of it I think there's only one more episode left uh a big double there are two part of it but they get really something good good good because I just watched the last one I'm like what the fuck according to the internet like entrance everything upside down it gets weird here well the last two yeah but but the series from the beginning was like everything was kind of weird and off and then flipped it at the end of the season and did same thing again in second season now we're I think five or six seasons in and the last few episodes has been flipping it every four or five minutes but I mean it's not necessarily bad it's not and you're not doing it poor you're not doing it poor don't you're wrong I'm not saying it's bad it's happening but the way it lasts from yeah I'm like I watched one hour episode like I don't even know what the fuck just happened so watch it slowly or watch it past you know honestly I think if you haven't started watching this career at all wait I know but wait a couple more reason just watch it just spins the whole fucking thing because I think if you do that you'll go outside and won't be able to touch people that's fine it's not a bad thing to me me but also I think with the space in between the seasons that have been going on especially this last one on the third one there was a big time difference between the seasons so you almost had to go back brain might be in a completely different place because they're taking on many other roles totally great he's still having a few still falling though he's still pulling the character off very very well but the characters involved yeah I mean the character he's the bad guy he's the bad guy the new bond like Javier Bard and junior watch trailer no no good time to die or something the only time watching the only time watching the game on jake okay like I said yeah no he's a big bad new bond movie which is I want to come in on like DVD or streaming like I don't honestly I heard he was in the new bond I thought it'd be about cute finally looking up but I kept that to myself well not anymore please you should know the new queue the new bond who's like 20 you don't watch it's not bonds jonkley says I'm cute and fucking I don't know if you want to surprise them yeah no yeah no it's not skypall um does that someone the Oscar uh it's all skypall's songs quantum one of them one of us all yeah whatever one of us all now what was the one with um Chris Efolds oh that was that skypall no that was vector yep so that one there was a real well I thought it was one Javier Bardin there was a real line so in order it was because you know it was always been poisoned skypall no skypall yeah skypall is a factor so it's like the whole like he's James bonds like a brother or something or brother yeah this is brother um we'll help maybe adopt a brother or another brother or another brother or another brother and then now there's this one one which is supposed to be the last dangle kreg oh no dangle kreg is publicly said he's done he didn't want to do this one and he got really he got really beat up you know like filming this one too like I said it's just like he got broken beating this one yeah but I mean admittedly I always like to miss bolland but I was really surprised how good greenhouse was I mean I said that had cement Emily uh Rosson okay but to make him do this last one they actually tend to a chair hit him in the balls of the road not like he used to was there a hole in the chair those balls out there okay that was I got it you can see it right yep I got it so we're gonna jump from talking about running mallec and real sorry let me go back to the ball because the character over the last I mean think about character was the first season he saw the first season he was basically a heroin addict with a skill yes he's evolved a lot since then um he's just incredibly in here you know he did uh for a minute what like I said now he was always incredibly in here ring but like I mean his his his deal in the world his personality the way he's learned a lot about himself is impacted the series which I think is great um but there's a couple of these areas it is the last couple of those measures just boom boom just keep hitting you with these massive changes magic you feel like they're rushing it or do you feel like you're doing the right thing well it doesn't feel rushed but at the same time some of these things he's learning about himself because of the pace of the story you don't get to seem like really um impressive like absorb it like you know even just recovered from it but some of these revelations are pretty massive and life doesn't let you do that but people do like you still have to stop at least for a second like figure shit out we all have life changing things happen to us sometimes you just keep working and don't deal with it but there's times where in the world of like sometimes the teacher where Jessica says i'm gonna downshift for a like you know yeah you're gonna get a little bit more downshift for two months until after that thing happened it still doesn't feel rushed but there are certain things that have happened i'm like okay you're currently currently quickly um and then this last episode which i think is the one before the two hour it's 11 and then 12 and 13 is until two hours okay so this week and i guess we did two hour for now i've been a lot of episodes so yes this last episode was like it got weird about halfway through the episode so i can maintain like what track of how do you get the right up so it like i saw i had like this episode again shit kind of feel like mr. Robon has done the same thing that Legion did where they decided this was the time to end let's end like they don't want to drag it out and completely like almost launched a series and make it not as important as it was i also wonder if i i believe that there was always a definitive spin into the sort of that's what uh no uh fuck the guy from Legion well the creator of Legion yeah um we got one bar ago that he said he goes this was always gonna be three seasons it didn't matter one and we knew how we're gonna turn on its head every fucking time and i think that's what this was with while they had a they had a story in their head that they knew was going to take i think they said four or five or six seasons i just wasn't sure on the page initially i think it's a five- usually after the first season you have to see how writing involves and how it grows but i think having a specific end in mind is not necessarily a bad thing because we've all experienced series that were fantastic and then sucked lost we can't talk about watching them we can't talk about lost long business in guy you have a point can we talk about lost because that'll get sucked into watching fucking can you guys do it like generally no no we really can't oh my god wait for a month okay that's our future cliffing you're not getting now what do i need to say about watch when the vaults go everything i need to know way more good i need to look way more and i need to know way more about looking glass i need to know what about lumen oh i got yelled at lumen yes yeah lumen no that's not as actual name but it'll make sense if you watch it okay so it's like well they really prefer to lmor's vision lumen i don't think they've ever heard of his vision at all like alan more stupressious with his work i think alan much of pain ass i think alan was over there for the first time in forty years like i said oh yes it was but like i said um couple of points i had about watchmen i did not care for one of the actors but maybe that is and maybe that's maybe that's the director i think that was probably the way they wanted to trade because of lifeless and stupid no i don't think that's what they're going for i understand what i understand what i understand what but i don't know what they're going for i mean we can talk about it well that's the thing is i have this conversation between the two iterations of said actor the first one was still lifeless and fucking see if it may be seem like a boring like i said it seems like a boring fucking throwaway character dr manhattan zik got smaller i don't know what else is it's cold he was a space for life space you know space shrink shit and yeah in space no you're shrink all thing enough to plug your ears please i called uroca because of arcade i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not even you know i called uroca because of our motto okay you're good you're realizing i have to listen part of this i just don't know you know you're it i don't listen to all the other people it won't make sense to me i actually for when there like this many people i really don't have that much unless we actually have another point so i actually won't hear what you said for watchmen i literally don't know what they're gonna do with the second season i can only think of one thing but i really want to watch and yes the showrunner has been extremely fucking cagey about whether he's actually gonna do it yeah unless it's a bunch of many however what i was going to say is that that has been released basically on the same timeline of his dark material and we're not doing anything about that no i really i really don't like that not much about it no they said anything good or bad they've basically been announced instead of happening and james macaron is in it but nothing else i've seen reviews with that it's complicated you brought those books i gave them a lot of data but i got a damn review what i said that's a facebook relationship status not a goddamn review no i i really like like i said i really liked the books i like the plot but they are supposedly geared towards young adult but honestly i think more adult readers would probably get more out of the books and it takes a lot of money to build that world and maybe continue with that series right and considering how they're marketing it i don't think they're planning on doing it could i be completely wrong absolutely but that's the feeling that i'm getting well i haven't watched any of his dark material i haven't yet i'm trying to decide between that and a mandalorian and yes we can jump to that in five seconds to talk to me when i do you want to do you want to watch it i think i'm second season watch with reason he gave you one he doesn't have a story he wants to go yet and two there's 30 stories in that universe that we told i know he has it he's the way he put it while i was in town is out i'm not getting anything so he's looking for his story he's in ten it's in ten it's in ten it's in ten it's in ten it's not he's not he's feeling out ideas in his head there's nothing's really grabbing me at so it could be you know two years it could be three years could be never i'll see what happens actually probably be more okay with never than a shitty follow-up i mean well it's a no game it says a brother making like no singing in story versus a bad singing story yeah he's still got crappy things for him yeah he's still got crappy things for him name one crap he's doing it i liked it i'm not compared to the book i'm talking about the book i love the book i think the book is a visual media yeah the movie is wrong no no no no news okay you and i have this conversation which will come into another conversation okay no it's it's translating no it's translating something that is a written media into a visual media which i was trying to jump through from mr robot i sent you both the article you both responded hb always trying to work on another snow crash adaptation i don't think it can be a book a movie me well nearly it is it is it needs to be a series can they ever get through everything though because both of you remember the book they saw it harsh the book which are basically just educational yeah well that's how is it is a series yes a movie no well that's what the planning series wasn't but can they make it a series that people will watch the thing is like in the middle of the series you wouldn't hit the brick wall like ancient centering culture mixed with memetic theory like you sprinkle that on like i said the series don't know since we all get that there's a lot that we have to we still have to find a way to do that explanation either through conversation or something this is not something that can be condensed into 12 episodes no but look at like going back to the legion remember um how they have like all those like weird openings open with um jonheim narrating about the concept of ideas and blah blah and inform every episode or the season that's something where you could do this that could work especially doing a series necessarily in that way like the multi-season show they're gonna have to go on it oh god wait and like i said it's not a series show you might try one of yes please i think one other um but not so wrong to do it's normal i read the book so i read the book i watch the show really yeah i like it well i don't think i really will maybe you i don't get that topic real quick i i didn't picture like when i heard dr quinto was gonna be whatever's name okay sam is that great quinto it's easy okay um i want to say i want to say i want to say i want to say i want to say credit that's from chose first book uh what it makes okay um i didn't see it apparently does get like weirdly to cut and find whatever um but apparently like the first season is like literally the first like 50 pages of the book maybe so but but the problem i'm having here is that project like this that requires so much money and so much development can they pour that into a season that leaves at least two more seasons to make it make sense or do they make a longer season it's thing now if you experience typically that they make 13 13 episodes of the year maybe 24 maybe 24 you can have a book and talk about this like i said we gotta take the snow crash was the movie enjoyable absolutely but since i've been reeked what was there a movie so oh i'm sorry i meant ready play one okay i see ready play one did we like the movie yes there's like the movie but we lost so much of the book oh yeah and mostly character development was yeah and so much character development is so important they did for mass media if you were a fan of that book you know i've been around i know you were but i'm saying like anyone knows a fan of that book you're gonna have to go into it expecting to lose a lot of what you want to look at you can't go into it specifically you can't do it sort because one is not going to do it that is no there were a lot of references that no one really got in that meeting they still put a good job with that thought i do like that they dropped the uh one f box you have to do 13 oh let's go break it can i get another another reference no i mean my big kiss and moan was like i said the character development even being physically and emotionally and snow crash was completely cut out yeah and that's why you like the book i like everything about book but yes particular but i'm not going to go ahead and say i just was doing a soundtrack to this episode again it was so weird that it's a higher love when i was a kid i heard i want iron lung and my dad had described me what iron lung was no this is like i literally heard what what's happening nothing important nothing i'm with you i hear iron lung without looking at my dad i was like what is it iron lung like i thought you like you know strengthened like biology my dad's like it's what knows about leaving it's what we did it's funny because you put it's funny and i have a so kibbit's misbot jazz but he does all the time there's section on there no the other one it's no you don't call it smart gas then there's um it's like fat men on bat air or something because it's him and that's not the one i'm talking about there's a one probably bad one there's probably a bad one thank you maybe i'm going to get there yeah um there's oh there's a little one fucking there's a section of of how we're bad one where people email in like oh this song this song i used to listen to i thought these two words i just realized that this is what words are and so they played the song with the sections you hear it well that that punk song uh up all night yeah yeah someone thought they were saying up all night to get mexican lucky what it's like how did you even insert that in i don't know if i might want to get a puppy oh but so mexican i'm all night looking for mexican lucky or something like that i think gabby was in the car listening to it i can actually i can actually hear that mexican lucky i'm like i have no idea something i draw she was dad are you looking are you looking for mexican lucky however to circle back like i said one just with snow crash i don't know if they can ever make it into like a visual media so if it doesn't have at least 40 lucky guys thank you that was impressive um tell me or you you um but i think in terms of like i didn't know what um they call the stupid like subspace and um the oasis yeah they're like i think it's something more like trom which is something that from snow crash that's what i expect well it's the metaverse metaverse thank you and we have to deal with the Italian pizza mafia yes we do it's a very local pizza or whatever it's yeah yeah oh by the way i'm happy there's a place um what's the pizza place in night go Rico's Rico's Pizza there's a Rico's Pizza in Denver um down on south Broadway by the um by the armorship plus four there's a Rico's Pizza probably the hand in jesus super person but use that for yourself than that yes i do yes i do don't count on my head like i said but snow crash there's so many stories i'm going to tell and so much information you need to get in there i don't think they can do it but here's the advantage though no they stand there loving it don't put snow crashes name on it do your own thing and put it in the credits and call it good. And I don't mean that in a douchey way, I'm just saying don't give people in reasonable expectations.

I think there's one advantage to what you said, which is it's expensive to produce that kind of show, right? Crazy expensive. So like Westworld, they put a lot of money up front and just spend two and three of it so well received. Six and three is high, I'll go.

I'm more men. There's been two to make more. They're on season three, yeah. They just come back here.

It's not one of those where, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. They're just not making the same money off and that's what you need to make a show with that budget. So that's one, it's no crash though, I think. They might sign up for 13 episodes and they're going to get to a point where the show will probably be very well received.

HBO does seem to do things well, thankfully. No, no, no. She's getting through on the bellyface. No, no, no, no.

Not at all. Not the slightest. You're talking about, like I said, we're talking about their adaptations. They're doing extremely well in their adaptations.

However, it's one of those, do they pour it all into season one and then don't follow through? People because of the way Snowcrash. They're good for the first fuck, but not after. Because of the way Snowcrash is written though, they're going to have to build that whole universe.

They can't tell even part of that story without the production and everything. No, no, no. You can't support that. It's not even producing the stages and all that reusable hardware.

It's going to be cheaper to make another season, which is advantageous. Yes, but are they going to put as much imagination to the stages? What about digital sex? About digital sex.

Sex. Sex? That's all. Is that like what you said?

Any software that would have the right to render it the way they want to render has already been written at that point. So you know, I don't think digital sex, I think if anything, digital sex would again be cheap. Plus with cloud computing and everything. I know it's great sex.

What about the fact that are they going to have a commitment to develop this much from a second season to a third season to a fourth season to make first season worth it? If the first season's receptive received well enough, I think so. I think they would see it. How much people have won in that for years?

And I mean, we've had this conversation before. That is my one number one quote unquote cyberpunk novel of all time. My number two being down in the Magic Kingdom by Corey Doctorow. My number one still in the wrong answer, which they're still trying to adapt that.

And our Pete, like I said, sometimes you can't make things come from a page to a screen. There's a reason why I've never seen a Hobbit because how it is in my head will never be better than how it is going to be. However, moving on. I would like that they did it.

I'm interested. I'll watch it. I'm just saying I don't have my hopes. And admittedly, as I've learned, going to a movie with low hopes will be surprisingly surprised.

True. So speaking of movies, I went into with low hopes and was pleasantly surprised. Well, I still hope it's obvious. A million.

So I saw knives out. Okay. I should listen to that episode of Blacklist movies with Frank Johnson. Then Ricky Lynn home.

Okay. Ricky Lynn home is like, like I said, Ricky Lynn home is on screen for maybe four minutes tops. No, it's a season. Isn't it?

He's in all of Frank Johnson's movies. Anyways, like I said, summary of the film. I actually did really enjoy it. And once you got past Daniel Craig having a southern accent, the first time you heard it, it sounded overblown.

But when you got used to it, it was actually really good. Did you ever see Logan looking? It's the fourth time I've heard that on this subject. No, I didn't.

No, I didn't. No, I didn't. He's got a radio. Like I said, only thing I know him from is like layer Kagan Holland.

And that's it. I like Logan. I like Logan. No, there's nothing wrong with Logan.

You guys just know I saw it. Redneck Ocean's a lot. Okay. No, no, I'll watch it.

It's still Steven Soderber. Like we heard of Ocean's 11. So to him I thought, like I said, knife's out actually really enjoyed and really like the past, but you really do need to know like an old school of Houdana or like a Miss Markle or a Hooro type of mystery. Okay.

Yeah, let's talk about sleuth and the evil under the sun and like they've been dropping a bunch of like obscure like Houdana's on what you know. I didn't need to get close to that because basically nobody there was the murderer. But... Well, spoiler no.

We'll still see. So I saw parasite. It's by the same director. Yeah, you don't even go see that.

I really enjoyed it. Two things I need to warn people. One, yes, it is fully subtitled in South Korean. Two, it does not have American pacing for an action or a thriller.

Is it longer or faster? No, it's about the same length. It's just one of those you shouldn't expect shocks every fucking 10 minutes. Exactly.

Okay. So no, I really liked it. It was fantastic. One of my favorite South Korean movies was Ulukwe.

So... Actually the director is incredibly inspired by Ulukwe. Like that's one of his idols. The revenge trilogy is so fine.

Also I never watched the ring name. So I think we should talk to Mandalorian because we're about it again. Yes, so the child slash baby. We can go in baby order.

Nobody else is singing in their head. Yoda. Oh, I didn't run with the dather. I was like, wait.

Are we singing? I'm not even close. So... Go ahead.

I know, as you say, this is not about the show. This is a beat for all of the jogging too. It's not about the show. I'm actually not.

But it's in relation to Mandalorian. It's not the show itself. I would like to call out Disney on the worst marketing campaign I've ever heard. It's really bad.

Because they knew it was coming. There's ways to have it set up so they could release a secret on the show and then have the fucking merchandise ready to go. You also realize they're going to get a lot more money with very, very cries and merchandise. These could still do that though.

They could have planned it like Hasbro. The talking plus Yoda. They actually kind of are. I know that doesn't come out until 2020.

You're like a fucking horror. I understand, but this is a fucking Christmas time. And kids want baby Yoda. Whether they want some Mandalorian or not.

I want baby Yoda. That's not baby Yoda. He's got feminine eyes on Yoda bodies. That's not a grandpa nine.

No. Those are fucking eyes. Those are fucking eyes. That is my one ding on the show is Disney fucking merchandise.

The first thing released from T-shirts in baby aprons and shit like that. I think we're going to have high quality images on the shirts. Even the pictures of the T-shirts look bad. We all know that the first fucking release on the merchandise should have been a child figure that just lifts his hands with the peposuit.

Absolutely. This is on the third episode. By the fifth I think. It was the third.

It was the third. It was when they went to the fourth. Only at six episodes. I want to say it was the fourth.

No. Because it was sanctuary. When they go to the town to teach me. Look at that.

I can't believe we're having this argument. It was sanctuary. It was sanctuary. You're prepping the name.

Which is like episode three or four. Also, it's very low-walled cut to go into the town and teach the people to protect themselves. Also, the three was the sin. Oh, that's when he's like, okay.

He took the kid. So four. He said four. He said four.

Four is sanctuary. Four is sanctuary. Five is gunslinger. Yep.

Six is... I don't watch this yet. What's six? Oh, six is the highest one.

The prisoner. Okay. Which crazy cast. He hasn't watched the guy.

No, no, no. I heard that part. Okay. I'll tell you the cast.

It's like it doesn't ruin anything. Bill, Bird, Clancy, Brown, and one of the guys from Sons of Anarchy that plays the corrupt conference. That then begins like what? He gets like the last guy.

Yeah. But like, let's talk about the youth and the gunslinger. Yeah. So the gunslinger is Barbie Carnival's son.

Barbie Carnival is the guy, what is it? The FBI or whatever it is? The hands on the wall. Yeah, but Barbie Carnival is the guy in...

He told us. Mr. Robots. That just will be burned out by Steve.

Who's like the FBI guy who's in with the Japanese? Oh, okay. So I actually only had two things left on my list if you guys wanted to do quick acknowledgments. No, continue.

So we're in a role. We're in a role. We're in a role. I think it's very spaghetti western.

To me, it is. Like Star Wars is spaghetti western. Which, the story itself is kind of a western style as well. I'll follow-up with that.

I do, too. Maybe you'll just fucking ridiculous cute. I don't care if the kids are- The child's dumb baby. I know.

I don't know. I don't know. But the baby yodie thing. What I'm curious about.

And it's because of the timing of the episodes, the last episode comes out after the New Star Wars. I'm curious. No, actually- No, actually there's connection between before and- No, it's exactly what I was thinking. Is it on purpose or it's not an accident?

Right. Because I was trying to wait until the end of the season to start watching it. If there's a tie in, I want to know, but. Because I mean, I can see new Star Wars probably first day, but most likely we're guys within the third day.

But do I even want to try? Right. Kind of left that. I took a look before, but I do want to say the DNA of the Mandalorian.

I've said it before, even so I've said it alone, well, it's in the club. Yeah. In the minute, the entrance to Baby Yoda, I was like, that's it. And so you can really see, I love it.

When you realize it or not, the DNA, I've just said the dragons. Which John's had a rose in Canada. And you can see the first thing you can do. Like, he achieves a call.

He gets a farmer. Like, you keep getting stuff. And he's like, well, my shift weren't apart. Well, you just got raided.

So now you got to go and get the egg. And I get to get the pieces back. I love it. It's so fun.

The little fucking cream just all that has happened to the same girl. What? When he's trying to get to the jaw, it doesn't tick a part. And he's like, oh, snap.

He's like, he's climbing onto the sh- on the same girl or shit. And here comes the baby Yoda cream just like, all that stuff for him. Yeah. You can see the DNA of John Faverra loving.

Like, DNA was like, Quest Luke. Quest Luke for the first three episodes. I'm not going to tell the theories of the story movie right now, but I would- I'm not going to see it. I'm going in.

I'm going in. What we call it? So, lastly, my follow-up on that is, they've been pushing the last Star Wars so goddamn hard. Yeah, they have.

They don't need to. It's not what's right down on game. No, it's not the point. The point is, they don't need to.

They didn't need to pay for any fucking advertising. No. Why are they pushing it so hard? And why do they not do anything on the Mandalorian?

Yeah. Well, because they don't- I don't think they had to. I also think it's a different- different revenue centers, so to speak. I mean, it's streaming versus- It's a revenue centers?

I've heard that entirely. Yeah. Revenue seminars? Like, please tell me, it's a seminar v.

I- I- I- I- I think it's streaming versus, you know, mainstream theater going public, and I think- With the streaming, I think Disney already knew Disney Plus was going to go fucking gangbusters. And the main point is, like I said, if they had that, why are they still pushing the last Star Wars movie so fucking hard? Yeah. I mean, I see your point.

But, um- Like I said, it just seems like- Well, it's my question about why do they push Disney Plus that hard? Like, there's- I actually still don't understand why I'm still really, really confused as to why they're pushing that. Like, we only knew what's going to happen. No.

We have everything we've got to see since- Star Wars, Marvel- Maybe they want to turn it into something bigger. Absolutely. I mean, National Geographic got some good stuff on it. Um, the one thing I- So we're all living in that cup world?

The one thing about Disney Plus, um, it's been hacked. Uh, what's that? Maybe hacked is the wrong word. At the very least, there's a lot- Can I- There's a giant list of logins and passwords online that you can use to- Guys don't realize literally the only thing I've been watching on Disney Plus would put in that last week, or- Dark OS.

Yeah. So- I dropped out of the, uh, Avalon story. Got it, yeah. One other thing I noticed about Disney Plus- It's deep in- They're big, except in- They actually call out.

They're like, please remember, The time of when some of these movies remain. Which at first I was like, I mean, that's cute. You're just trying to cover your own ass. You don't flip out of it.

When you watch Revenge of the Nerds, it's got rape in it. Right. So- No, but I mean, it's also one of those things we're even- You get to classic cartoons. They're pretty fucking racist.

Right. Don't go in this stuff. Right. So I was talking to somebody about that.

I'm like, yeah, let's keep putting it up there. I appreciate it. So if you don't flip out and go, oh my god, if you have this movie- Fuck you. The movie came out in the 60s.

That's why things work. You know, things were accepted differently back then. Well, Brooke's talking about peace. And I said, well, he worked.

And all over. I said with them saying that, it doesn't matter if they're not going to put Remus and Briar out of it. I'm like, you know, the song on South New York, which hasn't been released since it came out in theaters. And someone said that it's on their release stage.

It's on their release for next year. On Disney Plus. The- The- The- I'll take a picture of it when I get home. I have a classic Chip and Dails VHS.

Yeah. Chip and Dale versus Donald Duck. Well, that one. Yeah.

That one? Yeah. I can remember that one. There's a lot of- I can find something offensive.

You can watch anything, and find something offensive. If you're out looking for it, you're going to find it. And that's what I think has been bothering me when it comes to shit like that over the last year and a half. Um, maybe you should perhaps say something you're happy about, and I still have two points.

I know you still have two points. I can shift up. Okay, so, green eggs and ham came out on Netflix. What fucking audience were they going for?

Is that anything about theaters? No, it was just on- It's a series. It's a series cartoon on Netflix. Okay.

It's a series? Can we pause? You can go to Google it. Oh, okay.

Go ahead and look up the description. It's just one of those- What Audigants Were They Looking For? They made a series that of green eggs and ham. Look at up here, phone.

I didn't know. No, no, look. I'm just wondering like so every episode was like a mouse and a house. No, it's a lot more coffee.

The box and a box. It's a Netflix series. Chicken Michael is there. Huh?

Chicken Michael is one of the narrators. Sam Ress used the rare chicken wrap. Chicken wrap. Chicken wrap.

Chicken wrap. What was he saying? He intends to return it to its natural habitat. After he accidentally swaps his briefcase containing the chicken wrap.

For that of a failed inventor guy, Sam. Sam and Guy end up on an adventure with E. A girl who wants to adopt a chicken wrap is a pet. And E.B.

is only talking about Michelle who is also a meganser for Guy. The four are pursued by wealthy arrogant poachers and collectors and nerves who wants to claim the chicken wrap on the trophy. And then there's two bags of- Stop reading that. I want you to read the voice talent on the show.

That sounds very confusing. No, no, no, no. The voice talent on the show. I have a brief question.

Adam Devine. Michael Douglas. King Tony Reading. Keegan Michael Key.

Eddie Iser. I don't know. Gillian Bell. I don't know.

Diane Keaton. Jeffrey Wright. A lot of great blazer. She's stamping me down here.

How did they pour so much money into this show? There's a more room. John Tarrou. John Tarrou.

John Tarrou. I don't know. Billy Baker. D.

Bradley. We need to let Doug ask his question. Yeah, no. Because I'm not looking at it as a chiraffe.

A chicken giraffe. It sounds like a chicken giraffe. That's what I'm asking for. It's a poor man.

Oh, that would be my guess. It's one of those things that I'm not- They're not picturing. They can describe it. So, I'd rather have you- Chiraff.

Chiraff. Chiraff. Chiraff. Chiraff.

Chiraff. Chiraff. Like it takes an end in their place with an R and an AF. What were they going for?

I don't know. I watched it. Yeah, it was cute and it was funny, but I watched it with a six-year-old. Okay.

That would be the target market as a six-year-old who didn't pay for the netless account. Maybe because they want people to start buying netless accounts, which maybe set their children. Yeah, I can do that with Lex. That's why my mom bought the Nintendo.

No, Lex. I can have a Lex and buy their counties. That reminds me by the way. I did have one other point.

Oh, my gubber saw that. Can I see the guy? Yeah. Oh, what I'm using.

Oh, so I finally watched your Jameson. I finally watched Disenchantment Part 2. Oh, God, no, I wasn't going to do that. No, which one's Disenchantment?

That's the Mac reigning Mickey T and D. Yeah, and it doesn't work in the first half of us. Okay, so Part 2 is way better than Part 1. It's still not worth it, and it's never the money they're pouring into it.

Okay. Well, I mean, I get it. I'll never get Futureama again. You still shouldn't put money into this.

It can make new seasons of Futureama for a second, didn't it? Like a three of them. Okay. Like I said, I watched Disenchantment in Part 2.

Was it better than Part 1? Yes, absolutely. I created some interesting stories they could follow. Should they put money into it?

Probably not. As much as they're putting it out. I'd say it's called Coit's Undisenchantment. Sorry.

Done, out. In terms of 11, shovel out of whatever it was? Shubble it. Shubble it.

Shubble it. I'm sorry. I've only watched the first half. I'm saying shovel it.

So any new shows we can just be full on shovels? That one. I don't want you to all watch. I've watched a few of the other stuff.

I was only watching it as far as Crisis and... Well, see, I started watching the Crisis and I'll start at the beginning. I like Ruby Rose, they did like, Lesbian Lady Batman. No, that's bothering me.

It's just the story's weak. Oh, I also want to really think. They're not trying to... Well, that's an actual villain like the best element in the comics.

I know that. I know there's a story in whatever. Yeah, it doesn't grab me. I'm with you all here for some.

I think the fighting in the show is bad. That's for your beer. Just FYI, when you come here, you don't drink your beer today. I'll give you a chip that you want to be allowed to come back and get a domestic drive.

Okay. Just FYI. Thank you. Of course, pick up flying ever.

Thanks for coming back. I'm about the domestic. What a PBR. It's gonna speak to that.

At least they're not technically domestic. They're owned by a Russian guy. He's partially. Anyway, I don't care if I think the fighting is kind of...

Nah. Okay, we have this problem. I like Luke Fox, but like they haven't developed it. Yeah.

Okay, this story made you care enough that you'll forget about the fighting because you remember that was our giant fucking bitch about Iron Fist. One, he sucked to the fighting. Oh, the fighting's are way better than the first Iron Fist. In Batman?

Oh, yeah, I mean that's a sign. They are very much with that. Less budgets. Good character.

I get better fighting. I know, like you said, Greeroes does a great job. You know. I have no interest in that.

I have no interest in that. Her stepmom, I don't know. Fuck about it. No, I mean, I'm not interested in this right now.

Black Lightning, I tried watching both seasons of that. I'm not really interested in that. It's not never gone on. It's not.

No, it gets... Okay, I'm clenching my face. Like, unless you're into fiance. I know.

But like, I wonder if I hate Black Lightning? No, because he's black. He's in his life. He's in his life.

He's so about loud. He made it a suck. No, but like they introduced Thunder and Lightning his kids from comic whatever. One out of the structure of it that it's book X, Y, and Z of this.

And it moves on like weird chapters, which I think works differently than anything we've seen on the CW. Maybe they're not buying it yet, but the other... They finally did the end of crisis. Yeah, I know they finally brought them up again.

They killed the earth in 73. Actually, one thing I have to say with the CW is they've been very smart about their budget. So like, we're investing in this, we're investing in this. And they haven't put all their eggs in one basket because they actually really are very tenuous.

When it comes to being able to afford everything they produce. And I think they're handling it in a smart way. They're not going full on UPN. I know.

I know. I've never thought of that that worked in a minute. I know... That's where we got Randy.

On closing. I know that Black Lightning looks like steel and it plays out like, do the right thing. Wow, that went that way. He did.

I did, and I'm very okay with it because it eventually does catch up to itself. On this season, like on season three I believe it's on. Is it season three or... Yeah, I already know, right?

They have not enough. Well, Arizona season was eight, or whatever it was. It's not easy. Yeah, here is he.

Black Lightning does come into its own, watch it for what it is. Okay. Which is like an undisconated... Disconnected.

Disconnected. Thank you. Disconnected. Show from all the CIV stuff until this last season, or this most recent season.

But it does come into its own in terms of like the character development. It reminds me a lot of Luke Cage. Okay. It does.

It's always been a really strong comic. And like I said, it's one of those ones. Like Randy? Yes.

It's never sold well. No, it's been a relatively strong comic. Like I said, he was just one of those people that needed to protect his family and wanted to protect his community. And he also wanted to have himself.

He wanted to preserve his person, but also be the hero that he needed. They really do bring in that like, he wasn't, he's an educator, he's an Olympian. Outside of being like a superhero. And he's a fan.

You know, like it's more about like what he is than what he produces a hero. I gotcha. But no, I honestly like get past the costumes. I know that like that kills it.

It really does. It looks, it looks bad at Robin Bat. Like it really does. It gets better.

Lightning nips. There's no no nipples yet. Please don't say lightning nips. And by the way, plug your ears.

I really hope you notice that they have like the lightning bolts, what it flames on a Pausmandius' heels. Like he did. They did it. I did it.

I thought, yeah, you're good. And on that note. You'll see a lot of dick. It's fine.

I just want to say on crisis, have I enjoyed it? Mostly. The pacing is way too fast. And I get it.

They're doing five, one hour shows and they have to rush through it. But stopping it and making you wait another fucking four weeks. You're gonna explode. That's what one thing is going to say.

That's driving me fucking crazy. And two, because the flash was supposed to die my birthday, I was not very bothered. Flash did die. A flash die.

And it was very Ellen, the first 90. And on our Sunday, he was the flash show. I know. And I did like a little flashback to the 1980s show.

Oh, they brought it in. They didn't burn stuff. And the Titan stuff. They brought in.

Oh, they brought in. They brought in. They didn't even talk about Mandalorian cameos. Well, the cameos are kind of on crisis.

They'll burn and all that stuff. Maybe that's one of the reasons I don't. Maybe that's one of the reasons they've been focused so much on these different cameos. That maybe that's what is taking away from the storytelling.

I don't know. I'm enjoying it. I am. But the Easter eggs alone are like.

Maybe a little more. I did like what's his name as Dark Batman. Thank you. It was a good scene.

And I loved seeing him. What happened? The story is Dark Batman. That's been over a million fucking years.

And I loved it. One that's why I'm so tiny to be Batman. He's full on Batman. He was good.

But he was like the exoskeleton. He can come Batman. And I loved it. And I loved that they brought closure on small.

What did happen to like what did they call him the bluer. And then he was like I love the quits and it goes. That's cute. Yeah.

There was a way. And John Cryer as Batman. That's what it's like. Wasn't he like the sort of junior?

Yeah. Yeah. He was. I think he wanted the bad movies.

The one with the nuclear man. Yeah. Guys I was Mark Pillow. So we're talking about Pillow's.

The only episode. Pillow's at the end. What a great way to end this. Lizzie's looking at me like you need to stretch before reaching.

Yeah. You just threw your back on the beach. Oh. And that was cheesy.

And we don't have a sign off. Any more? No. Our sign off is hey the three of us are together.

We rarely record deal with it. Fucking. That's all I mean. I like to fuck it.

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