Hello and welcome to Noah Plon's Just A Clap. I'm Doug. I'm surrounded by my schoolwork companions, Mando, Deb, and Ryan. They're four of us on this episode.
The only show that is possibly gonna try to top Sank Penis on the episode 17 times? Oh no, that was the fan! I fucked up the show. Well, okay, Rody, a penis twice.
Anyway, the only show that grows its foreskin back. Okay, like that flop. Do you think foreskin counts as penis or no? Three.
No, but I mean, would you count the word foreskin as part of that or no? No, no, because it's not the word penis. Yeah, exactly. You're counting on the name of the name of the Sank Penis.
Are we just kidding? I was doing it on purpose. Are we just gonna think? Are we just doing it on penis?
Like, are we counting dick too? Or is it just penis? Yeah, I say cock. Does that count?
I don't know. I think it counts as. I think it is referring to... I think cock counts.
I think cock counts. Yeah, cock counts. Well, we're gonna get this in the first five minutes. We're already at 10.
Let's not make that t-shirt. Okay. Well, no, we make a Merkim. I guess that's a number.
Since we haven't had a chance to talk about it in the wildlands, actually something needs to dominate our recordings a lot. We're gonna visit the Arrowverse. I like how you laugh when I say that. I think we got the Justice League out of the Hall of Justice.
They're playing Hall of Justice. It's like the Mormon version of the Hall of Justice. No, the Mormon school for very big. Yeah.
If you've ever been in a Mormon church, there's absolutely no deprivation. I know black lighting. No black lighting. No black lighting.
No black lighting. I like how you're not just waiting for somebody to finally say that. I'm gonna have to jump the race card. I thought it was fitting.
I thought it was fitting. I think it's like that crisis. About crisis? It seemed to be well done at the same time I was reading articles with interviews of Stephen Amell.
He was like, yeah, I mean, my death scene I'm talking to at tennis ball. That's supposed to be in place of flash. No, flash and... I'm super girl.
Oi canary. So Beth, if you say talking to a tennis ball and I immediately want to name a tennis ball, Wilson. Exactly. You need to get the neighbor from a...
Tool-Time? Yeah. I'm just proving. Sorry.
It was coming through. I totally got that question at trivia a couple weeks ago and everybody there looking like I was fucking crazy. I don't know why that's pretty memorable show. It's a really long time.
It's a big man. Well, that's a big man. He's got a reservoir for Coke. It's a creepy guy.
I mean, no, that's a big man. And then we snipped them all the people. Yeah, and he was going even more and more fucking militant. Oh, he's been writing for...
To go out now back to the attack. I thought it was a peer-to-you-other dude who apparently had some issues because you know, you're taking five shows. Can I make it? Okay.
And combining them into one while those five shows are still filming. Well, Black Lightning wasn't a super big part of it. I mean, I don't watch Black Lightning. And it was like, here comes the energy wave.
Black Lightning's parted. He's there. He doesn't do anything. He goes back to Freeland and now that's part of the world.
He had a major part in the whole... Yeah, yeah. It's a super-charged game. It's a super-charged game.
The same amount of troops in there kept a marble didn't end game. That much. Yeah, and then they kept a marble sound like she was going to be like shaving the world. Well, she was like the most powerful Avenger you hadn't seen.
Well, yeah, and then it's like, that's the thing. It's like what you do with the most powerful Avenger in the entire world. Using her sparingly. You know, yeah, you said her way.
But did you feel like they should have done more with Black Lightning? Or do you feel like going up? I think Black Lightning was always on the periphery of this stuff. It was never clear.
Black Lightning's on the third season. Yeah, yeah. It's surprising. It's actually like, it's been kind of an advertising push.
Well, that was, it's been the same. Yeah. I think that's part of the thing. I've put all these decisions in the ones.
I've never watched Black Lightning's. I think it's great. Never had an entire turn. It's got the next one point there.
It's got the vibe of Luke Cage but with worst cosplay. Yeah, I actually... That's not telling me on watching it. His first uniform is...
cosmoder, we would call it, is fucking awful. Oh, I know. I think that's the one that he gets from the new season. It's so much better.
But seeing like, is better than I'm under. Yeah. Well, no, it's just cosplay making one. No, no, it's only.
Yeah. No, I can't. Let's go fucked off. Well, I'll head it back.
Every time anybody says something about Cisco making somebody a costume, I think of that line in the Grant Morrison book about how Alfred absolutely had to be some kind of per cause he made all these perfectly fitted latex costumes without him. Oh, and is it Supergods or the... Supergods. Yeah.
And it's just like, oh my God, you're right. Alfred does have a lot of things that you don't know about and that's fine. It's been pretty fun fitting cuz pieces. Yeah.
What do we think of our bats? You know, actually anyone looked at the costume hat? I just haven't kind of moved it to take any of the media. There's a fan that like recolored it in Photoshop and actually was really good.
Yeah, also, I think that they, I think they like bathed it in red because they might be going for like a new R or maybe like a bat. Well, Reeves said he's like, it's gonna be like year two, it's gonna be, noir, it's gonna be. Yeah, it's gonna be more detective. I feel like it's more detective relevant versus just like, I'm not being a superhero.
Yeah. And now we're in a fucking house. Because of conversation I had recently about Robins. I got me thinking I'd love to get to the point in that Batman series where we actually have Damien as Robin.
Which question is try to put up Robin in any Batman. There was a Damien. There was a point where Damien was Robin. Yeah, Damien was Robin and one of the former Robins was Batman and so you have the very clear- The Grayson.
Yeah, that was a nice more similar. Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't take a dick Grayson. Excuse me, can I spray- Hold on.
No, hold on. I mean, Dick. Dick, does- go like Dick Grayson. That can't count as Dick.
Is that actually me? Right. But you said Dick five times in there when I was talking about it. Yeah, but he wasn't referring to a person.
However, like I said, I was like- Do you know what counts? I was referring to a name. I would love to see his get to a point in a series where we have the playful kind of optimistic Batman and the little Satan's son, Demon Robin. Oh my god, no.
He's kind of chilling in some of the Batman videos. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and they've done the animated stuff.
They've Batman and son and they've got whatever that was. I think that's the way they can make it work. I just- I think Batman and son, I just think he's sitting in my head. I think he's sitting in my head.
I think he's sitting in my head. I think he's sitting in my head. I think he's sitting in my head. I feel like I'd be a Lord Lord Lord Lord if they did that whole scenario without doing the whole like- Yeah, you can't.
You can't. You can't have to build that. I think I was at the end of Nola where he said like, oh my legal name's Robin. Yeah.
But he's not going to be Robin. He's not going to be Megling or- He's not going to be- He's passed that age range. Oh yeah. He's got many movies in the future but I love that they actually explored that because it was always such an interesting and different take on a very old story they've been retelling many times.
Well, no one's been so earnest and grounded. Yeah. That was kind of the groundbreaking part of that. So you did a very good job.
Yeah, for sure. There's no where toky-back. I still like toky-back. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Crisis. Yeah, crisis. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was in the confetti for the moment. I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say. The fighting sucks. The whole, honestly, the whole general- Just act like I'm just thinking. I don't know.
Maybe I'd be like Iron Fist when the first season totally fucking sucked and then they got their shit together. And then a good cancel by Marlon. I don't see that happening. I don't know.
That's the event. I thought I was gonna be right. Disney can just buy at Warner Brothers. Oh, let me see.
The fact that that women sucked so hard to marvel at the cancel it would be interesting. Well, the fact that that woman sucked so much and they're deciding to continue with it instead of fucking continuing swampling is beyond me. We talked about that. We talked about that.
It's just a financial mistake. But then WIGO, as far as showing a clip of them in the In-finity. Yeah. Yeah.
In crisis. You guys also realize that DC is giving a lot of your DC screening properties over to HBO Max because they realized how much they fucked up. What's the same thing Marvel's doing? Well, what's the- Well, what happens when you launch your streaming service two years before your competitor?
Well, that like tightens aren't- I mean, Robin's out of something, but- You know what's fucking cool is that you're even going to HBO Max? Are you serious? Well, actually Titans might be somewhat of a household name considering the amount of kids they grew up with in Titans and now are like all, you know, like- No kids should be allowed to watch Titans. Sure.
You can get Titans on Netflix if you're not inside the United States. Yeah, if you can change your location code, you can get a lot of- And if you change your code to Mexico or Japan, you can get all of the studio Ghibli movies on Netflix. Oh, yeah, yeah, because of Ghibli- I can't take it back. It wasn't Mexico.
It was in Belize. Oh, okay. Netflix, I have- We get it. You traveled.
Just to have a new time. You have places to go. Stop a penis. Count that one.
I want to say penis instead of dick. Just to make sure you're going to say that- It's a pre-order. But like I said, good crisis is okay. Then we move on though.
It's the end of the era. End of the era. End of the era. So I really think the only reason they put a break in between the three episodes of crisis and the last two was so that they could stretch out a little bit more.
Well, the fact that he wasn't originally- he wasn't supposed to be in the last episode. Yeah. He was supposed to die before then. Well, he did.
He did die before then. Well, I mean- But so they did like all the weird like kind of like flashback retcon stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
But in this story, when he was in the last book in the Sandman series, Wake, he's not in it at all. It's all everybody mourning him and talking about older stories. It's the same idea. Not the last book.
It's the second one. The second one. Oh, you know what I fucking meant. Because the wake is Book Nine.
I can't remember what the time is going- I'm sure- I just want to say this- I just want to say this. Get to sit on that one real quick. Okay. People think of being like people can't accept the Lady Batman lesbian or- Lesbian Lady Batman or whatever.
It's my only thing. I mean matters. I think it does. Um.
My thing is that as much as like Heavy Handed as Supergirl was in the first season- narrate lesbian batwoman than Rachel Maddow. You know I don't even think it's like the whole lesbian batwoman. I guess lesbian doesn't really matter. Every time I said batgirl, I meant batwoman's actually two different characters.
Yes we know. Because I know they are a word and make it really happy. Lacist. No no no.
Damn it. Fuck it over this years ago. No you thinking that's retarded? Yeah.
It's just slow. It's right behind the scenes. Town your fucking throat. Ding ding ding.
We've hit 17 everyone. How he was trying to get one for every listener. I was gonna. We have.
So he feel like the ending of Arrow paid good treatment or thinking. Yeah. He actually didn't go back and watch Arrow until after crisis. Yeah.
I thought I did a good job of saying that. I thought it was a good job of saying that. I'm just having one in the gym that just heard every glass hit that table while you're at your headphones. Yeah.
I hope no one listens to this one. I really hope no one listens to this one. This is not a no-visional. This isn't like.
Yeah. You can do it. I believe in you. I believe in you.
I'm gonna listen to it. You should have gotten a Pelington. It's about right. That's more.
That's why he's getting high in painting. Yeah, but I'm not looking to you guys for motivation to like. Exactly. It's way for noise in the background.
Yeah, that seems weird. That's exactly what people should be listening to us. And they're not looking for that. If I may use a fucking $5 city word.
I'm not impressed by that one. I did. I didn't do the season just to do it. I did like, uh, was it Green Arrow and the Carries kind of.
Mmm. Yeah. How they got together was a little weird. Like all those other shows up.
Yeah. That I dunno if that was, that was what they did after they had already filmed in the last episode Because a lot of it seems like it was like filmed afterwards because like the dynamite goes riding up in the sunset of a motorcycle to go find To be caught somewhere else, right? But then in the future she's just doesn't exist exactly I was like what? Apparently there apparently specter Ali fixed her throat.
I guess she's got a canary kind of a scar Why wouldn't you? I'm not like your respecter. Wouldn't you do some shit like that? And you also have to remember the specter is like the divine men or the physical manifestation of like God's wrath or God's judgment Yeah, like this brings up a whole new slew of questions Allen this is Alan Allen I just imagine the voice being like that and if he's God's fucking judgments and rage Yeah, I just I don't like them jumping to like star city 2040 or whatever that is The pull between Almost Off to yeah Between the pool between TV canary and the new I've seen to it as I'm not so as people who Well, I don't really care.
I mean I want to know you're like on I'm always treated using Actually That was actually Still they got there are a nice take it down a notch Take out the music with our voices, but it's so however like I said so alien gods on the radio Those suburbs afraid also we see free movies so it's easier for us, but I don't take it Also, she's very capable of getting you guys into the movie street. I know but then we have to go west with well I Yeah, we can go to any of the locations and I still get in free class a guest. Okay. Yeah, yeah, but then you have to make it way down to me, right?
I Partly Quinn so little of it was devoted to the other members the birds pray and it's fine They did really good builds on them in particular. They're built on canaries excellent, but I thought you fell in love with huntress She was so fucking awkward and socially uncomfortable. It's amazing that being so much the birds of praise show. Yeah.
Yeah, I love it Yeah, really, you know what back. Thank you. It was nothing else. Thank you.
I did I mean I said it did not for you. Well, it's time for its time. It was a pretty decent show. Oh, no Catlin battens daughter has like Fucking That's pushing it away.
Sorry the movie On zasses in it. Yeah Okay before we get to that I just wanted to I wanted to point out that I thought it was really cool that they made it a point that Harley on multiple occasions pointed out that she Was not one of the birds of prey. No, she kept pushing to the other three girls as their own group their own unit huntress Blackberry and a Montoya Also Yeah Well, yeah, the new the modern back girls Looking at you kind of though Some kind of retcon has Barbara Gordon's back working again, so yeah, I think it's a good Hold on I got this one cuz Sandra Kane became That wing After Oracle for a while and then became that wing yeah They relaunched it and they couldn't get whatever Yeah I His scars are even vaguely visible until almost purposely well, that's not true They're multiple on his head and there are a lot on his hands You can see them if you're looking there some of the same you know you say we say zaz I'm looking for that Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't see much time until he opens a shirt Happens a weirdly fucking obsessed with black mask. I won't lie there was I'm pretty sure I'm very largely amounts of Attention between black mask and victims ass in this movie at one point Don't know if it may be uncomfortable or if I agreed with it all I do know is that it kind of made a weird dynamic between the two Like zaz didn't feel threatening to me.
He felt like a date rapist. Yeah, girl and then try to deathly He was less scary more creepy. He looks like a date rapist Grigger Why Exactly exactly I didn't like how I think it's us you and the Grigger not to mention you would be the fucking blow of jealous He's going to study in the neck with that man. That's okay I get where they were trying to go with his character I don't think he gave us done a Strong enough direction on it because he never feels overly threatening to me at all Okay, and so I don't know how he was able to control zaz in the slightest especially when they've actually been Just cut off my teary wasn't reaching what one of the things I got from black mask Throughout the whole entire movie was that he was pulling this very big like trust one baby Was in control had all the money what he wanted as soon as something went wrong He was like crying and yelling and making our units Like they literally he sounds like the kid from fucking kick-ass he says it eel twice in that manner Eel like Christopher mince Though they didn't hold back there was actually pretty graphic violence, but almost no blood the soundtrack is almost a hundred percent female and really good I think it is I've heard of it.
I've heard of it described as Deadpool with a dash of Tarantino Yes, one point in time she refers to Joker as a sleazy chisel. Oh my god Yes, it's still pretty good. Yeah, yeah, also be cool reminding about that off air with One one complaint. I'm sorry that I did have about birds of prey is they only had one hyena Sorry, and I know why I know why they only have one hyena it was so they can do a foster truck who fossi bossa No, but um because I couldn't afford to see the eye to Yeah, they only had they had a real hyena on set was for one scene where they had her finding him in the cage Was the only time they had a real hyena button move to hyenas that she had before in the comics blood new But what were the names I use was that ever got stellar no I just want to bring up there.
I really said that four times before you asked what the name is Yeah, I'm a penis Addicted to be exact. I have to say overall I'm happy with it I would say three things though one they really needed to do some kind of either faster or different editing because the first half seem to Drag a little bit who directed this marker. Oh god. There's a female director Margot Robbie hired herself.
I can't remember any moths of my hands. Oh, look at that Margot Robbie was given was given birds of prey as her own little babies. Yeah, this is a vanity project She could have directed if she wanted to step down as a director. She wanted to be part of the film Oh, yeah, definitely her and her and Jared let over the only two I have seen out of out of I say there was only to that comic background as far as reading their own material Jared That'll spent like a good month and a half before he actually put the role He's been a very big baby on Twitter as far as birds of prey Humpty first thing she has done was under a big spotlight.
Yeah, okay Indeed It was done very well Yeah, they did completely not objectify the women in it They were wearing tight and sometimes revealing clothing, but it wasn't overly played or overly lingered on by the camera That's exactly what I was gonna say is that it's a comic movie and I thought they treated it in kind of a modern and more respectful way Well, that's my issue with harder coining suicide Scott So much I'm like, well, that's not the character. I mean I agree with you on your comment at the same time They did pick murder Robbie I'm not gonna pick Marvel Robbie But they did take her for a reason I may not believe it too much in suicide squad, but after seeing birds of prey I can definitely say that she has got this she very much knows that character And she did have emotional growth for almost all the care just even her like facial expressions or any reason the way she speaks the way she cares I mean, I had an aneurysm with Rosie Perez. Let me tell you she did not age well You know what weird enough I find her What do you do? They did one really really well-placed joke they got used a couple times for Rosie Perez about how she always speaks like she's in 80s She does she does really the entire movie most of her most of her lines are just books from like old-school detective movies are shows The other thing I see in Wyoming get jump They didn't completely take out the fact that she's from alcoholic.
She totally shows up with the last guy Oh shit, yeah, who's this? I read the other movie she runs into Harley She's completely shit-faced and proceeds to trying to physically fight hard to win and which my Harley just kind of has fun with it I just jump around her throws her out of a window really cool scene, and then she just pops up out through the windows She just pops up through the window out of nowhere like hey Lushy Very good Everybody realizes they can finally be fuck out of her for all the stupid shit that she's done Oh, yeah, spoiler so the premise of the movie are the premise of the movie the aneurysm of the movie The premise of the movie is that the whole reason everyone's after Harley Quinn is because she lost her immunity because Fun fact the reason the fucking cartoon the reason that Jerry Lotto has been such a baby on Twitter is because he has one scene In this entire movie I was decided to cut it because they don't want to pay him I was about to ask if he if Joker even shows on the well No, they were so excited and so happy on how well the Joker did with Walking Phoenix that they decided to like cut their little audio watch on the soul most so that they so slow They liquid they just expanded his his he had a contract for one more movie And they just discarded his contract without even like having to know they didn't they just discarded it Which is why he he took up the Morbius contract for Marvel is because he felt easy was just No, I'm wearing a bunch of longs of sure Which that trailer was actually pretty good sure sure but he's been such a baby He he has been down talking the birds of play movie since its premiere day Well the last two jokers of one Oscars and he has it hasn't he's a joke unless he has a Chug-a-low and there's a reason that he's referred to as the clown Prince of fuck boys Yeah, well, I mean I've ever watched always I watch you such one on the way the case of a Joker Pam yeah, essentially Essentially the joke about people's have labor giddy that was a weird choice. Okay. I think I said I have one more thought birds of prey you guys don't know to move on it's really up to you My last thought is I'm not that kind of handled basically all the sexuality and movie in a very non threatening non Was miss a pointed way go to her.
They totally have I was gonna say Rosie Perez her ex-girlfriend It's Ali Wong the DA so well so cool it's really awesome and also when they're doing the you know Birth of Harley Quinn in the beginning a little cartoon sequence they completely introduced the fact that she's been with girls before and it's not a big deal And it's not made a huge issue or an idea. Yeah, also I like the point out that during that animated little part at the beginning of the movie they showed the joker But they also they actually show I want to say like 60s joker like Adam West yogurt Yeah, so the animated version that you know those are the mario's version of the Joker not their little version I would have settled for the Joker they're using in the animated series at this point It makes sense to me that the Joker wasn't in it because it wasn't about him why and if you're gonna have it all about this It wasn't about him at all but for the first five minutes the film it is all about who dealing with the breakup and finding herself And I think that's why I have in the movie exactly exactly that makes me well that being said they do mention him and bring him up a couple of Times a handful of times Visically On for her the movie when she discards it and blows up the chemical plant where she was created Yes, like I said it leads to everybody figuring out they really broke up for real Okay, see that's what we never got dumped in a vat of chemicals just seen She got her powers from boys and I Well, no, she has some kind of like yeah, we're gonna be agility kind of like, you know, higher Strongness power she got from poison ivy, but that was like later in like the comic Yeah, no well one thing I do want to say but for this actually reason I brought it up is a they refer to Black Canary as being a mantle they refer to her mother being the original black canary Yes, a lot and so away from the be because her mother died she went into foster care I feel like that's how they could play off the whole two canaries in one place You know like maybe this was the original canary was acting as her mother Yeah, we'll be with the most of her exactly like I said they handled it pretty well and I liked the new canary great deal But like I said, I just fucking fell in love with huntress. I'm sorry awkward. They made the huntress They made it very awkward.
There's a running show. They didn't know what she was doing I think of her cat powers. They did not she has no powers She's just an assassin But like I said there's a running joke in there where she's been killing the people that killed her family and wronged her with a crossbow And so they named her the crossbow killer for like half of the movie and so they she totally wants to do the opening be like Do you know who I am and everybody just keeps saying I know like I said no, she's saying crossbow killer and she fucking loses it. It's a good fuck's sake Like I also cool segue way Or this movie guy Yeah, try I lost exactly what I was in I've been completely rewatching Chuck and that has a really Is Suzanne so there's your DC universe People that they shared just added giant snow globe conspiracy No the Hold on Yeah that and we said we develop.
Because they're trying to just forcibly modernize it. Oh, God, yes. I felt obligated. I felt so obligated to finish the last season because I was just not mentally there for it.
I like her care. I like her. I like her. I like her.
I like her. I like her as doctor. She's good. Yeah.
I don't like her. I don't really care about it. I don't really care about it. I don't care about any of her.
They're awful. The only one I give a shit about all maybe is the old man Graham. Not to mention just the whole story but the spotty like this. Like I said, I feel like they're very much trying to go off the board where they have into a certain space of time and it's just not flowing in an animal.
Well, I think Chris Chippnill is trying to like prove himself as like a Steven Moffat and one and you're not. Well, I didn't watch yesterday's episode. I mean you're good but I didn't watch yesterday's episode but most of the season so far as ecological shit that's going on right now. Oh, God, because Lex is all anti-American.
I don't know if I'm in the wrong place. I'm just in for them. Okay. Okay.
I think. The first episode or the first two episodes are called Spyfall and it's like- Great, I'm singing in my head. Thank you. You're welcome.
Adele. Oh my God, that's gaining Adele's sandwich. Did you get skinny? Yeah, she got really really talented.
She got really really talented. She's almost borderline anyone else. She basically looks like 50s. I worked too many four-sits.
I don't know. Yeah. And like she like comes out like mom from Futurama where she's like- No, mom from Futurama. That's such a good cosplay.
I wish somebody would do that. I'm pretty sure people have. Sorry, so. Yeah.
That's not why I was making that video. Visible aliens are like killing spies or something and then it's because they feel threatened. Like I literally have 20 minutes left on the first episode of this new season and I go, I don't give a shit. I feel like they make this list of political things they wanted to address.
They've got Trump or Ryan made a member list and they're trying to jam the two together. I agree. Well, it's not about halfway through the filming of the season. Which is like talking, which is when you have two penises.
Oh, but halfway through the filming of the season, they realize, oh shit. We haven't ever done a season long or a story long bad guy. Well, see, and that's really what I was thinking as far as like- What is the master? You think about it?
They're running out of stuff to me. It's missing. Yeah, exactly. The master shut up once.
Which, by the way, Doug, I thought- Wait, hold. Doug, I thought- No. No. No, no.
No, no, no. Exactly. Because it was in John Sims, or Weber as he was. Yes.
And then Nens is the master regenerator. Yeah. Well, now there's the- Indian Master. Do you mean Indian or- I mean- Hold on.
Indian- Like I mean- Indian. Or a while long. I mean, that's not racist. I'm quoting family.
I mean, Indian not. That doesn't make- That's actually Indian. Because it literally makes- That doesn't make it not racist. Actually, it makes it slightly less racist.
Because he's quoting a show and they did it first, though. They were technically the racist ones. Are racist ones? Are you trying to tell me through the Harry Potter paper that you don't have any of your opinions?
Well shit, South Park should be the first standard. That's what I thought. part should be the bottom gold standard. That's why I have not been racist.
Exactly. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. But anyway, stop it. I'm using the other stuff.
Okay, Indian. Okay, if any of the three of you want to watch more of the season of Doctor Who are you just gonna die? So the only reason I'm gonna watch the last two episodes is because I didn't start running which I've always liked. Something to do with this timeless child thing which I'm curious enough about.
But if they don't do a decent job without a fucking gun. I feel like I know she's not great. The end there they've been running out of this. What you just said doesn't make me like cringe.
Regal. Those aren't spoilers. They've grown out of the time as child before. Yeah.
And you said you watched by fall, right? Halfway through the first episode. Oh, okay. Well, whatever.
I'm talking about the end of it. Is it? Is it? Any timeless child?
Is it? I just think about the child. I haven't told you the exact job. They do.
They all have the amount of time this season. Red Conning. Everything that went on in the previous the previous doctors actually took time to out of the like series to be like this stuff doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter anymore.
Yeah. Yeah. You'll see that at the end of the episode. Exactly.
That's what I mean by like a kind of like they were just running out of shit to do. I stand by two. I stand by two. That sound was still.
Yes. That's Joey Waker doesn't remember. And the other one. That could mean it's a future doctor.
Because they don't remember each other. Like I said, that's a standard soap opera ploy when they want to restart things. And Nia. Yeah.
It's a good. Oh, sorry. I mean, it's Nia. Is that better?
I mean, they're going to get on the fix. It's like their team doctor. The whole thing about another one. It goes to the blow jobs.
Thank you. No, it is the doctor. How are they going to? It's definitely the next doctor.
They haven't really because this season isn't going very well for them financially. So they may not get enough. She has suspenders. She's not working in these suspenders.
I don't know. I'm going to go home and put on the second doctor who started for Christmas like four years ago. Yeah. That was fucking Baker.
That was Tom Baker, which is my doctor who. He's the only one that really matters. No, it's just the one I got introduced. He was the first one you've seen.
He was the first one I thought. Yeah. PBS when I was a little kid. I had a lot of fucking stuff.
I mean, he is kind of like the only one. That makes sense. Like I said, David Tennant. We love him.
We love David Tennant. I love his one. Does that count? I'm a fan of David Tennant's wife.
And he's done some really awesome things. Oh, she's wicked hot. She's like Dr. Todd.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And her dad is, you know, the three doctors.
But yeah, I like the, not bigger. Six or seven. We have this salary on this fucking jacket. Oh, David's in.
David's in. Yeah. Did you guys care to focus? No, but sure.
So apparently Bojack had it. It's the only one that's watched it. Oh, it is the most emotionally sophisticated cartoon I've ever seen. It ends exactly as it should and it will leave you a little uncomfortable.
Nobody cares about spoilers. They're actually isn't in the spoil. It's just like, one's in like, it's the side felt of cartoons. We're like, there's no hugging.
There's no learning. I love that description. The side felt of cartoons. That actually makes sense.
It ends with Bojack and Elson Breeze characters, name I'm certainly forgetting. The one that was hired by the last name. Yeah. But just say he's Ghost Rider.
Yeah. But Alison Breeze ends with, That's exactly what I did in my head. I should all watch the other space. Color out of space.
Such a good movie. You should watch it. But it ends with Diana Bojack. Once again, I believe the first episode ends with them on his roof.
I'm coming up there and melting down. And that's how the series ends. I'll say that. So it's full circle.
Yeah, and you know the opening credits when it seems like Bojack is drowning? Yeah. That's for a show. What are we on time?
We're free for. Okay, we're not bad. So the good place ended. Oh my God, I watched it.
I watched it in public. It's fantastic. It's so good. I've heard good things.
I've just never partaked. I have to. It's not necessarily the head of the show. Okay, but one of the things that happens to me when I start hearing about housing, something I've not necessarily had any interest in.
I keep hearing about how fucking it is. I never punch every time. I fucking hear that the more I don't want to watch it. Wait, Avatar isn't...
The cartoon or the moving... Oh, they're called Blue Americans. Oh, they're called Blue Americans. They're called Tangerians.
I'm a Tangerian. I'm a Tangerian. I know that the movie will have four sequels to it all at once. No, it's okay.
It's good. That's the best truth come up with. That whole movie mapped out to get none more. Exactly I've said for like nine million years in that first movie Don't care they knew what this was a bar as I drive my knuckles into my fucking temples.
What do you mean? Remind me I care if I'm drawing my brain In it thank you God is there bring us back Because I still dug on it with something that I forced him to do years ago, okay We have the five episode rule and here's a guy Years ago, I made Doug agreed to the five episode rule I'm made like a Mars really now like I said I made him watch a Mars so we found love the person about and then she had an arc on Heroes is actually really good. Yeah, I'm a bunch of other stuff as well So when the good place came out I'm like person Bell's on it You should probably watch this actually your big cell should have been and let me Michael sure the guy the created good place Michael sure Co-creator of Brooklyn nine nine writer co-creator of person rec Yes, so that's you know what I mean? Yeah, because everyone fucking told me they watch our turn.
I'm like a gas But if they let told me that was by the guys who did or Adam Reed who was who did like you know I could do hunger for us and frisky dingo and it's basically like damn frisky dingo No, I love frisky dingo, but you know what I mean like if that was the way it's described to me I would have watched it right away immediately. Yeah, so that's what I'm telling you like if you like Brooklyn nine I'm like person right which one nine nine He was a major writer and producer on the office as well the American office the American office Yeah, Michael sure like I'm telling you which have you seen the UK office justice money? First season's like almost verbatim the same show to make a jump literally the only reason that I went and saw sonic I don't know your reason the hedgehog not like you just like went to a drive to see an actor who was John Ralph Yeah, one person right as Ben Schwartz Funny that's why I went to the police Yeah, let's let's not do Julian Was it was it was it's not bad? You know, I wasn't mad about it I remember years ago the first trailer came out the year and a half ago That's why I think it was fucking horrible.
That's why they delayed it two months No, December February 9th And there's been a million times better here's my thing like despite the whole CGI like conflict My thing is it you know if Jim Carrey is gonna say yeah to a script it has to be like somewhat decent, you know Like no, it doesn't well. I mean fun. I think I'm Remember H He's been Because she claims her son's also I just remembered my segue from like 20 minutes ago about birds of prey Fun fact Zoe Krabitz is playing catwoman in the new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson who I am not kind of happy about I am you know, you know, I was kind of not watch that last corner of the film That's right. That's actually where I was taking like I was actually a good actor I mentioned that I was hoping he used that like vibe that he used in that No, I was laughing because the first thing when they said Robert Pattinson was gonna be an ex-batman the first thing I thought it was like Oh, glittery Batman.
It's literally Batman exactly exactly. My here's my thing is because he's playing He's gonna be a bad signal. He's gonna be a stripper glitter because he's playing as his own younger man Do you think he's going to be playing great news? It's my thing I think it'll be really one thing they'll merge the whole like year one kind of them and beyond being in like Bring in another person.
Actually Fucking away Go ahead I know I read the books I love Joe Hill you don't need to worry about spoilers I didn't read them. I'm not gonna spoil anything I think I remember years ago picking up the book and flipping through it and go yeah I'll pause artists so good at that book. It looks beautiful I just wasn't interested in this story and again, I literally flipped through it And I also have a stack of it I'm already just not looking to spend another one right um And I watched it and actually the reason I watch was because I got to confuse with something else that my daughter reads all the time I Pocked up on every other series I'd like This is actually really good by the third episode of like okay. This is a binge day I'm just gonna watch a fucking episode.
That's what happens. There's some shows I love walking I read the graphic novels Right everyone should fucking behave and react to certain situations This is something new I didn't know anything about the books Yes, but I thought you're really I mean you were there that being said having knowledge of the books kind of just made the show better for me So did they stick with the books pretty well? I Thought your waffling is a little interesting that I almost don't want you to say what you're gonna say I mean, I almost don't want to say what I'm saying They really move that far away from the books not so much so At the you could point you can pinpoint where it's like okay. This isn't from the book, you know like this was solely for the show is it with But it is with both of you.
That's funny. That's funny That's very good show I definitely recommend you Really good really good really good the amount of CGI money they put into the show was actually very impressive I Feel like I had previously read the books and I just wanted to see how they would You say the characters? Yeah, definitely they were very Really known well as far as acting Perfect for that. Yeah, it's very perfect the girl that plays the daughter She looks up.
She reminds me of actress and imaging Yeah, she's in the suckers punch, right? She doesn't suck her punch. She's too young to be in sucker punch. She's like, no, she's like, no, she's too young to be in sucker punch.
Okay. Yeah, she's not in sucker punch, but she's in a bunch. Also, sucker punch was just like, it just came in my life. Talk about the fucking ego project.
Yeah, I did really like the three actors, like the two kids, I thought were really good. It was obviously well written as well. The person who plays dodge or the well lady, I was kind of sketchy about, but throughout the show, I felt like her acting got better. Maybe she's just like chated a little bit more direct in her better editing.
Well, a lot of things were like stuff like this, especially with birds of prey, even. A lot of these characters haven't been portrayed in live action. And so when going into playing these characters in live action, they kind of either give a line basis to act around or they kind of just get to win whatever they want to do, you know? So like black masks going back for like a...
He kind of just... He was so glad. It wasn't a black mask vibe that you would get from the comics, but it felt like black masks in the show. So what about black masks in like the red hood?
Yes. I mean, it was like very cold on you. It was so interesting in red hood. Red hood, yes.
In a birds of prey. So what about dodge? Oh, so that kind of did. It was just kind of dodgy in the first couple of weeks.
As far as acting, she kind of just seems like she used to just being herself talking. You guys got about one minute to finish up your thoughts because we're going to get a type of... Midway through the season though, I feel like her acting picks up very well. She starts to fill in the characters as far as being bookwise.
It was a good series. By the end of that I was like, okay, cool. So you were... They left it open for another season.
But did it get like a satisfying ending? Yeah, I thought it was a satisfying ending for me. Oh, this is... For me to want more.
Lock and key has the potential to be like... Seizes upon them. But I mean, so does Umbrella Academy. But I feel like they left it in such a good place that if we didn't give another season we'd be okay.
Oh, no. We need another season. They've already finished shooting it, so it's a mouth. I will say.
It's not... There's a lot of hanging threads. Okay. So I feel this satisfying ending enough.
If it didn't make another season, it wouldn't be a set. There'd still be a lot of things that I'd want to know about. Yeah, definitely. And like, what was it?
What was it? The show on Amazon with the superheroes gone bad. The boys? The boys?
Yeah. It was a great series, but that ending, they had to make a second series. You have to. There was no way that there was so much that went on for five years.
I love to be in such a good, mentally emotional place to watch that show. You know it's really fucking good. Maybe it's a new show. I love that show.
There's a lot of visible penis in that show. There's a lot of people in this show. There's a lot of people in this show. There's a lot of people in this show.
I love the blue penis. It's invisible. I have one more thought. I have one more thought.
But Doug, you're making notes for yourself. You have one more point. You wanted to add one more. Yeah, really not.
I'm just hand from writing in my book. Well, yes. And two, really enough, the guy who wrote Walking Key is the guy who wrote Nast Veratu for AMSA. That's Joe Hill.
I didn't like it at all. I think you and I did the same thing. The thing is that I liked it as a whole. There were just little things I wasn't thinking about it.
I just, Nast Veratu is one of my favorite silent films of all time. Second, only to Metrona. You were the book. Yes.
I'm not really. You don't have stuff with vampires. Do you have anything to do with the book? No, I'm some Joe Hill.
Do you have a fun pop for it? I didn't make one. That's how you know it's a failed series. As much shit as I make those things for.
It doesn't have one. It doesn't have one. It just kills on the spot. I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it. Like I said, just because I'm going to go to pay in particular, I've reached an irritating point in my kind of addiction, even though they're all gifts to me and I don't get them as things that I buy. My wall is completely full. I've had to move every single one that is not out.
I'll have you know that her irritating point in this Funko pop collection was after the fact that she had an entire wall covered with them. I have too many on my mind. I need to take over the living room so I can't wake up looking at them. She's cursed.
And Doug is bringing the scene to a rat. So, could you guys have final thoughts? Yes. My final thought was...
I wanted to ask for you to do something but I'm pretty sure the answer is going to be no. What's the question? Any of you watched the three-price trailer? No.