#28 That's Gonna Itch When It Dries

AI Generated Description: Get ready for another dive into the chaotic minds of these podcast hosts, where the topics careen wildly from **almost misspelling "Diggers Steakhouse" due to Google anxieties** to the profound question of whether Kev's dance moves improve with alcohol. Witness their sophisticated palate as they contemplate **milk tastings with an eye on the tannins** and dream of a business empire built on the unlikely duo of **whiskey and cutlets**. Buckle up for a relatable ride through **car ownership woes, featuring tales of unreliable Jeeps and ill-fated BMWs**, and ponder Nick's car-free existence possibly driven by a fear of his own craziness.The boozy tangents are in full swing, from dissecting the nuances of a Manhattan (rocks vs. straight up – a crucial debate!) to declaring martini drinkers as certified badasses. Prepare for a **hilariously impromptu math lesson on the deceptive volume of martini glasses** and the surprisingly profound wisdom of a grandma whose flatulence advice became the episode title: **"That's Gonna Itch When It Dries"**. They even tackle serious life events with their signature comedic spin, including a eulogy where the host brought the house down and a friend's nerve-wracking karaoke session at a funeral. Plus, stay tuned for **intense best man deliberation**, the hosts' newfound "professionalism" with headphones, and the ongoing saga of "the book"! And just when you thought it couldn't get any more random, they'll delve into the merits of various sitcoms and get hilariously territorial about interrupting their video recommendations, all before succumbing to the siren call of a **Domino's stuffed crust pizza, which, naturally, is reserved for the Patreon after-party**.