28-You dirty pig

Hey #puffers!! Ya chic's are back at it- 28 hitting you right tonight- Offta we had a #puffer post from Minnesota! Pretty awesome shorty about a Phatty;) Thanks Minnesota Mike! Annette doesn't ever let her bestie down she found us a story about a man on the run armed and dangerous missing his legs and both hands- truly he's nubbed and dangerous-If this didn't get me a front row seat below- not sure what will! I laughed WAY too much on this! Tonya shares with us stupid criminal story- guy robbed a mini mart with painted Nintendo duck hunt gun!! What the fuck was this guy thinking? It was game over for him though- he was out of extra lives...Off to the slammer he goes! Annette brought to our attention that you are NEVER too old to sell crack cocaine as we find Mrs. Robinson 81 was wheelin and dealing out her kitchen;) Of course she denied it belonging to her- even though the police found crack and morphine along with a few handguns in HER house! Finally, Tonya comes out of the dark and shares a story of a drunk punk in Philly that literally yanked a thumb off a 2000-year-old Chinese statue. Dip shit had time for a selfie before the dismemberment happened all the while wearing an ugly ass green Christmas ugly sweater. If they kill us- it's his fault! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one