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Recording tonight from our pathetic solitary laptops in the midst of our pathetic solitary lives. I'm Cathy. I am Count Boogie, and there you go back to dismal again. It's like you are literally bipolar tonight, Cathy.
I don't know what the innocent is. It doesn't matter what I do, I can't win. You're on, you're off, you're on. But let me tell you what, you're not, Cathy.
Do you know what you're not? What? You know what you don't have in your life right now as a bird in that I currently have? What?
I look like a meth addict right now. You always look like a meth addict. You want to know why I look like a meth addict, Cathy? Well, you're going to tell me.
You are correct, I'm going to tell you, because I'm a little freaking freaked out about it. I look like a meth addict because my face right now, Cathy, I'm glad that Halloween is coming up because my new fucking name is leperstein. Oh, the, wait, let me guess. Let me guess now.
The mosquitoes have gotten to you? No, even worse. See, Cathy, remember a couple of months ago when I got here, and I said, oh, I'm having tingling in my fingers. And then, of course, Leah Spencer, who has all the medical knowledge of whatever, because of all her health problems, she's like, you're probably vitamin B, 12, deficient.
And I'm like, oh, great. And so, remember, she started sticking me with B12 shots, and they were, the needle was hanging out of my arm. Ha, ha, ha, big laughs, right? So then she starts giving me patches.
And so, she's like, where are your B12 patch? And I'm like, I don't know, where are my B12 patch? And I've warned about fucking 10 of these things, Cathy. And guess what I didn't know, a significant side effect of B12 is.
Breaking out? Breaking out like a fucking meth addict, Cathy. I swear to God, it looks so bad. The UPS guy tried to score drugs off me today.
Fucker took one look at me. One look, you know, he doesn't come close, you know? And he's got a mask, but I don't, I'm just coming outside. And he looks across the lawn, and he sees my face, and he's like, hey, can you get some shit?
It's bad, Cathy. It looks bad. Like, I don't want to leave the house. And what's worse is I'm also, it's like oily.
Like my skin, no matter how much I wash, no matter how much I bathe, not only do I look like a leperstein meth addict, my head is oily, because I'm bald. And so, no matter how much I wash, I wash my head like 17 times a day, Cathy, with soap to get the oil off. And then five minutes later, I feel like a fucking fish. I feel like a shitty mackerel.
Is this a, like, are you having a reaction to it? Or are you just having too many of those fucking patches on your body? I don't know. It's not like I wear them, like, fucking an EKG or something.
Well, maybe it's too much. Well, obviously it's too much. And obviously it's like literally my head is like slimy. Cathy, if I got a running start, if I got a running start, I swear to God, I could head fucking dairy cow.
Like I could literally just start from 20 feet away and run, and my fucking lubed up slime fish had, which is literally penetrant. Pwah, pwah, pwah, pwah. I could, you could bend over, and I could penetrate your vagina with my lubed up fucking skull. You know, I, for this, I did not have kids, because I did not want my vagina getting that enlarged.
Okay, I'm certainly not gonna take something that'll move. You're as large as your head in there. Are you doing it? You have a big head.
Whatever. That guy helps you do his mental release. Let's put a logic on the motorbike. Now we're better protected from a King Chamey World.
All right, your piece of mine, get permission from everybody. I'm in a mood now, you put me in a mood. I'm sorry, Cathy, I didn't mean to talk to you for 15 minutes after we were here cutting the opening, the thing that the listeners won't hear. 15 minutes we sat there, commiserating and talking.
We're like, wait, when we supposed to be recording something? Well, you know, Cathy, we don't talk as much anymore. So it's kind of like, you know, this was our time and it just happens to be like literally in the middle of recording a show. You know, it's a lot lately.
I'll come out of my room after two hours of my sister'll be like, isn't the show only one hour more? Yeah, boogie, and I started talking in the middle of the recording. I have a post from Little Leo Beast, and right off the top, first of all, thanks to Trixie Bunny for tagging me on this one, but Little Leo Beast, I asked her for permission, like six freaking months ago, thinking, I'm gonna save this one for the next time Bunny is on board and she can, you know, wait, because usually if you see you and I talking, I'm the only one who's waiting on what it's like to be even something of a little. I finally, I realized I'm just gonna, you know, talk about this, you've been waiting long enough.
Shracking roll, well, I mean, we have the experience and we will channel together the spirit of Bunny and you and all of the other littles that we played with and I've played with. And of course, our experience, remember when we had the littles party at Threshold for a while and it was a no sex littles party and you even showed up a couple times and begrudgingly. I have, and I have as a little sung some Sesame Street, so. Yes, indeed.
Oh, that's right, let's get into it then. We got it, we covered. Yeah, we're good. This post is called learning about littles, open questions from a potential CG to the littles of Fetlife.
Anybody listening doesn't know a CG is caregiver, I know that Kiki people come up with different names for the opposite of little, but they're always have some kind of caregiver or adult or somebody who takes care of them while they're in that little space. So this is what she wrote. Littles are probably the subsection of Kinksters, which I understand the least and I would like to work on that. Now I recently had a tea party.
I was a lovely affair where myself and my pet shared tea with a carefully selected group of her stuffies, and I liked it much more than I expected to. I was surprised by just how completely charming it was, how angelic my pet looked with that childish innocence. Then we colored and watched cartoons, and it was generally a cute way to spend time with her and feel close to her. I come from a background of relatively severe child abuse.
The details aren't really important, but the idea of doing anything which would call me back to feeling little or small or childlike is something that is violently against my interest. But being a caregiver comes naturally and easily, before I even had a name for it. Now I'm trying to explore this dynamic to understand it better and see where I fit into all of this. So first of all, kudos to you for exploring something that has a potential, right?
Boogie, I'm giving you some major heedy-jeebies if you had to go through that kind of childhood. Absolutely, I was like, I did that little finger gun thing where you point at the computer screen while you're reading it and you're like, I got you. I just was on board. I do the little eye thing where you point it both your eyes and then back and forth.
I did that a couple times while the poster, but I was reading the post. Nobody saw it, but you did it. Yes, well she felt it. There's a comradity among those of us that had those alternative, we'll call them alternative happiness childhoods.
And so yeah, absolutely. When it started coming time to be around littles and people that had those personalities. And I think I shared it even on the last show or something like that where I had a partner that I was so confused about the term daddy. And so yeah, there was a lot of apprehension when it came time to start exploring with littles as a caregiver.
Yeah, and just like her, actually I would say that anybody who has littles in their community or you're little or you know someone who's a little. I would say that they fall into two camps basically, those that involve sexuality in their play and those who absolutely do not. And never the twain shall meet because those who don't want sexuality involved in their little space, I don't think are ever going to, I gotta say, this is just my experience. I have never met someone who falls squarely in one camp or another that enjoys it anyway going over to the other side even for a short time.
It's a pretty polarizing thing. I have experienced others, but I think in general, I may go with you in general, but I have experienced people that didn't give themselves permission to explore the sexuality because they had their own abuse or they had a lot of programming about how wrong it was and so forth because I kind of started out in that way as more of the non-sexual daddy. And then it was because of all my own hang ups and then when some of my partners like Corrupting Bunny, of course, one of a few, that was like, I want to be a zygote, you know? And I want you to sexualize me.
So I think in some cases people do, it really depends, but I do agree with you. There are some people that they're like, I just don't relate sexually to this headspace. I just want to be a little. I just want to color and feel safe and recapture or for the first time explore a happy childhood as an adult.
Right. Okay. Now she did what she did when she posted a series of questions at the end of her post in which she solicited answers from those who read it in an effort to better understand. I mean, I have to say her approach was great.
She's stepped out of the box and is trying something that, like I said, given her background, you would imagine she would want to stay far away from. She has found some joy in it. And now, like the true kink devotee that she is, she's out to get information and find out all she needs to know what better way than to post something on FitLife and ask people to write in. So you had mentioned it would be kind of fine to go over some of these questions.
Yeah. Ready, Boogie? Well, as we'll say you and I have our opinions and the joy of reaching out to a large number of people to get a lot of different opinions, is that means you have more choices. What Kathy and I are going to suggest may really connect with you and may absolutely not.
And there are some boundaries that you're going to read. She doesn't want to talk about incest at all in this post, which of course is a large part of dark age play when you're doing Daddy, little girl, mommy, boy, all the combinations. So yeah, I think it's going to be cool. I think we have some stuff to share.
Let's dig into it. All right, here's one. Do you feel nervous about talking about being little? Or in this case, for you Boogie, anything having to do with it, being involved in little play as caregiver?
Yes. Do you feel nervous talking about that? Well, I don't feel nervous talking about it in certain situations, but let me tell you in small town, Texas, I do tend to not walk out into the street and say, I'm a daddy and my girl's dress up like little children and we do stuffies. And then I do things to know.
No, it's a time and place sensitive conversation to have because there is an incredible amount. And some of the other questions are going to deal with that later. The social stigma against age play is really, really strong. And the association that obviously you're a child molester, if you participate in this, or you're obviously very damaged and acting out in abusive childhood 100% of the time, which is absolutely also not true.
So there is definitely time in a place to have these conversations. And because it can be, I mean, it can be detrimental, especially if you're somebody that is not all the way out. Even for me, as somebody who is completely out, I am still selective about where I talk about age play. Absolutely.
Highly misunderstood. Definitely not a place you're jumping off point. If you're going to decide to talk to your family or friends about being kinky, tell them about your spanking. Do not tell them about little play, because that's going to go bad.
I have trouble doing it because it's so misunderstood. Child molestation, pedophilia are some of the worst things that can occur to a child on this planet. It's that even the words, we don't even like saying them. It's an absolutely horrible thing to have it equated with anything that you're doing as an innocent, free, playful thing is terrible.
So when most of us who are into any kind of little play or like to be in that headspace or around people in that headspace, we don't discuss it. So I absolutely would feel nervous about talking about being a little. So that was a good question. How about what are your favorite things to do when little?
What does Bunny do? Well, her stuffies. Stuffies and glitter are a big thing, I think. Let's not talk about glitter.
I'm still partially traumatized from literally a year of being homeless. And I think I'm still finding pieces of glitter in my car and storage. Totally believe it. Like it just followed her like a trail.
She, oh, glitter, fucking glitter. Why don't you go ahead and start with some of the things that you like because once again, you go in and out of the little thing and your little is very different. So I'd like to hear the things that I know you love to sing Sesame Street no matter what, you don't give a fuck you'll stab a motherfucker if they get in the way of you singing Sesame Street. That's right.
And then you better sing it for me. I'm not a traditional little, I will say, I'm not a huge fan of stuffies. I mean, I like them. The Square Unicorn Piggy was absolutely fucking adorable.
But I don't color. I don't do that stuff. I love watching cartoons. I love watching Sesame Street.
I love eating cereal while I'm doing it because I like going back to that space where I'm sitting on the carpet in front of the TV, looking up and watching Looney Tunes. And I generally like just being a goofball. It's one of my favorite things about being with Creative Explorer is that even though I would not consider it 100% full on child and kind of little player being child like it anyway, it when I brad out or when I goof off, I goof off a lot more than I brad out and he just finds it hilarious. He just laughs at everything I say.
And I feel like a kid again where nothing you say is bad and everything you say is wonderful. And your caregiver loves you and thinks that you're the best thing on the planet. And suddenly I find myself starting to feel like a little. And I will admit something that's not easy to admit.
When I start to feel that way, I kind of squash that little in me down because I haven't fully embraced her yet. I think that's very honest of you to say. I think you've said that in the past. But you still have moments where she comes out a little bit.
And I don't know. It comes out when it comes out and the environment will dictate when it comes out more. But I think a lot of people are at your level. So you are still experiencing things that it doesn't really matter what you call it.
And I think that's something we're going to talk about a little bit later. I guess we're just going to talk about it now. If you have an activity that you really want to do, say, oh, I really want to sit in front of the TV and watch cartoons. Like I did with the entire box of Coco Puffs.
And just like a little bit of milk. And you're just that moment of Saturday morning cartoons. And you want to do that. But there's that voice in your head that's like, act your age, be a grown up, that's stupid, that's silly.
You're an adult. Pay your bills. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Just call it something different.
You don't have to call things being a little. You don't have to call it a mommy or a daddy. You can just call it whatever. Yeah, I mean, I have zero interest.
One of the things that are all the little details that go into being a little that I don't like. I would never want to call a creator or a daddy. That would fucking ruin it for me. I don't think I could ever look at him in the face if it ever slipped out.
I mean, that's one of the reasons why I don't let my little last so much. But he might have times that we'll be hanging out and he'll ask me something and I'll just yell out, no, no, no. I for no reason. And he'll just start laughing.
I don't know why I just went there. I think my little is starting to have too much fun during this post. Well, I think it's actually awesome. And this does bring up a point that you talk about, you have a very specific, well, you have a few different ways that you look at creative explorer.
But daddy doesn't fit that. And there is a risk in your mind that if you let him have that personality, that maybe it's going to take away from some of the other power exchange parts that you have. It's actually more than that. He and I are each such prickly characters.
We are boundary crazy. I don't want him crossing my boundaries at all. And he doesn't want me crossing his boundaries at all. And we each have such a fear of that happening, such a loading of anybody telling us what to do, that we're both very sensitive to it and careful to each other's stuff.
So there is a fear there, but it's greatly mired down in a sense of, OK, and I just fucking lost my. Ah, I was going to say something great. Welcome to my daily world. Welcome to the life of slidey fish oilhead.
Fish oilhead. There's another question here which actually you might be able to answer. She asks, what are mistakes that a new caregiver could make, which would be upsetting or which could strain the relationship? Ha, ha, ha.
This is the time where boogie the fucking dick comes out. Isn't that great? Why did you do? Couldn't ever just get through something where people are like, boogie, you're the best daddy ever.
No, it's not you, boogie. It's not you. It's not. If you've listened to more than a couple episodes, you know I'm a fucking train wreck.
But I do try and I do learn. And I did improve. And it did take a number of times. For me, the number one thing that I fucked up on, because I'm very manic and my head's constantly going, is committing to the character and understanding that even though I don't go into like little space and whatever, I'm still looking at it as kind of a role play.
And I'm taking on the role of daddy. And when bunny, mostly bunny, you never really, you know, Mew is very little-ish, but she's more middle than little bunny would go into the headspace and commit and go there. And I had a few other partners that could really commit to that little space, to where they became very vulnerable and innocent in their thinking. It is very important to remember that everything that I say as an adult, just like a regular mom or dad, has an effect on the kid.
So if you're talking about heavy life stuff and people dying and shit that's happening in the news, and you just like all of a sudden run off on a tangent, which I do obviously listen to the show, you can't do that in front of a little, that's in little space. Because just like it's traumatic for a kid to hear about the fucked up world, because they're trying to be safe and protected, you can't do that to the little. And there was a number of times where I was going through a lot of emotional stuff, and we'd be kind of playing, but it'd be like a general play where I was just caregiving and she was coloring and doing things and whatever. But then I'd start ranting about some shit that happened in my day and just, it would literally fuck with her head.
And she'd be like, daddy, I'm totally not, and it would just rip her right out of her little space. And if you do too much of it, there has to be a trust. There has to be a trust in that caregiver dynamic, where if they're going to do something that society already says you're nuts for doing, you have to be the one to create that space for them, that it's safe to let go. And if all of a sudden you're going in and talking about stuff that's not in line with what you would tell an actual child, then you can actually damage them and ruin that trust where they won't let go in front of you anymore.
Right, and that's, I was actually going to say something very similar, the type of caregiver you are, is just as important as the type of little, the person who's under your care is. Absolutely 100%. You have to give thought to that. You have to discuss it with them.
What kind of adult are they looking for? Are they looking for somebody to be very stern and very commanding? Are they looking for someone to pet them, tell them how lovely they are and all they want is that good stuff? That is super important in a little dynamic.
You have to understand what they need from their adult, from their caregiver. So I know people who want that stern, you know what I just realized, that kind of stern adult figure when you're doing little play, I've seen it a lot when it comes, when they involve sexuality in it. Like I used to see that a lot when otherwise, if not, when there was no sex involved in the relationship, in the dynamic in that kind of play, it was usually the more loving, caring, where all your stuffies, let's go color and listen to some Disney songs, kind of adult that would be there. But that, you have to, like just like you said, you could totally fuck up your little, if you're not understanding what it is that they need from you.
Agreed. That would be my, that's it. You want to do more? There's like, yeah, more.
There's what does being little mean to you? Nah, let's go to the fucking thing. Let's go to the real question that's in there that I got 17 answers for. Which one?
All I have is one left. What is something you wish people understood more about littles? That is the question. Ah, well, we kind of talked about that, didn't we?
No, no, there's a lot. There is a lot more to this, this question. And if I had six hours, I could talk just on this subject, just with this level of kink. But the first thing I would say that I wish people understood about little's age play, all of that type of thing, both sexual, non-sexual.
But especially in regards to the sexuality. And this doesn't just go for being a little or age play. This goes for all types of sex. Peer pressure can't take away desire.
It can only oppress it. You can tell people all you want, don't do this, this is bad, you're a bad person for doing this. And they may feel guilt and shame, but it's not gonna stop the fact that that's something that they desire, that that's a part of them, that's churning. Whether it's for good reasons, bad reasons, talk to your therapist about that.
But the reality is if you're having desires, you can do two things. You can examine those desires to see whether or not there can be healthy ways that are consensual with you and your partner to act out your certain desires. Or you can oppress and repress them. And then there's a higher instance of those manifesting into a negative, non-consensual behavior, which we see on the news constantly.
We've talked about this on the show. So I would like people to understand that no matter what you think about anybody's kink or sexuality, it's not gonna stop that desire. And to have open conversations about that actually help you find better solutions. Well said.
I have seven more. Oh my God, I knew it, I was just waiting for it. But I'm only gonna do, the second one that I think is really important that I wish people knew that are outside of the kinky lifestyle or this type of play. And that's pretty much that, I'm gonna say this.
How am I gonna say this, Kathy, in a way? I say it. That makes sense. I am attracted to an adult woman.
If it's sexual, I am attracted to an adult woman in scenarios that are normally childlike and innocent. I am not attracted sexually to a child. I am attracted to an adult woman and we're playing in this scenario where there's vulnerability and trust and it's cute and stuffies and marshmallows and things like that. It does not mean that everybody that is into the sexual side of age play secretly just wants to have sex with kids.
And I'm not saying that doesn't exist and I'm not saying that's not something that has to be talked about and addressed. And obviously that's a whole other animal. But it doesn't mean that everyone that's into age play wants to rape kids. That would be number one on my list that people need to understand.
But that goes in line with anything that we do that skirts the edge of what society thinks is normal. If we're doing rape play or if we're doing any race play or anything like that that makes people nervous, there's always that very real chance that people will probably completely misunderstand and think that's what you want to do in real life. You know what buddy? It was something I wanted to do in real life.
Unfortunately, I'd be a crazy motherfucker and I'd be doing it in real life. I wouldn't be pretending I'm doing it to get my rocks off. Yeah, there's a whole lot you can say after that. Yeah, let's not.
There's a whole lot you can say after that. And once again, you can't stop a psychopath or a predator with words. You know, you have to take away their opportunity to hurt somebody. That has to be done.
And that comes down to laws and protection and education and teaching people how to recognize when somebody's trying to take that advantage over you so they can assault you. That's an entirely gigantic thing. But the fact that we talk about it with the people that aren't necessarily there to assault but they just don't know how to handle the feelings that they have, that's where being open and honest about it and not being judged and lose your job because you have a desire to fuck somebody while they're wearing a diaper or they have their hair in pigtails. You know, if we can't have those conversations, then we keep that down and we don't ever find positive solutions.
Right. This was a very uncomfortable topic. I thought it would be actually very fun. All of a sudden I'm feeling very like, what did I just say?
What did I just say? I'm like, I'm gonna listen to this and I'm gonna be like, what did I just? You better not edit this out. It was all good stuff.
It's not that people need to hear. No, well say it. I mean, what's the worst I can have there? I'm gonna fucking kill me.
I mean, Texas. I can tell it's a way. Put us in black bags. I know pretty much.
Stop advertising where you are for Christ's sake. Well, Texas is a big state. Notice I'm not gonna say where I am. Is a zebra labia all covered with stripes?
Seek our godly wisdom on some fucking advice. That's it. We have godly, well, that wasn't godly wisdom we were handing out a short while ago, but. Well, it's gonna be godly now.
What the hell are we talking about? We're talking about, Jeff who wrote to us and asked us a question. He said, Camp Boogie and Kathy, firstly, I want to thank you for your podcast. It was great when I found it because it let me know that I'm not a bad person just because of my likes and kinks.
I've had some very bad experiences when I tried to open up after someone has asked me about fantasies or kinks. So your show let me know that not everyone has such negative opinions about BDSM and kinks, and I wanted to thank you for that. Well, that's a lot of fun. That's great.
Look at that. Isn't it? Look at that. We just talked about this shit.
I didn't even plan that. We're relevant. That's just called a happy accident in production. That's what it is.
Okay. He says, secondly, I was wondering if there are books or other resources that are geared specifically towards dominance. There are tons for submissives, but nothing geared for doms. I'm part of a locals group.
And when I ask about word again, information, the most frequent suggestion is talk to my sub. Don't get me wrong. Communication is vital to our relationship, but I need help keeping myself accountable to myself, my sub to our relationship. Any resources or advice is more than welcome.
Thank you again for all that you do. You keep up the excellent work. Thank you. That's so nice.
It was so nice, but I have to laugh. Like, I so wanted to write you a letter going, Kathy, goddamn it. Every time. Don't read when people ask us for books.
We're fucking tards. We don't read. We always sound stupid because we have no books to recommend. I 100% disagree with you.
The reason why we answer these things, just because we don't have an answer doesn't mean that the people who write to us don't deserve to hear what we have to say. That's right. I just say it's funny. It's not that we don't read.
I'm going to give you my opinion. I don't know about you, but I'm assuming you're very similar to me. It's not that I don't read about King. It's just that there are not very many good books out there about it.
In my opinion, the few that I have read, I've read less than 10. With the exception of J Weismann's SM101 are absolute. They didn't help me that much. I won't be that rude.
They did not help me that much. They don't have that much information to give me. The reason is, look at our show boogie. You ask us a question about any topic having to do with King.
And there are so many different viewpoints to Canvas, so many different areas of that particular question that God asked us that we could spend an entire show just talking about him. And that's the problem that I have with most BDSM books is that you're getting one motherfuckers opinion about what it is to be a dom or what it is to be a submissive or what it is to be a little, unless you're looking for technical books like how to tie this knot. I have never had any good experience reading a BDSM or King book. Well, Kathy, I don't read books other than fucking Dr.
Seuss on occasion with a bowl of cereal and a fucking pimpled face. But I also agree there aren't as many great books, but because we've only read 10, we really can't say. I've read SM101 and it was pretty good, but some of the things are opinionated based on blah, blah, blah, blah, and there's been lots of mixed reviews on that. And there's other good pieces of all the books that maybe have some good stuff in it.
I'm never going to have good advice for anybody who wants. And believe me, I'm very much like this person. I like reading. And I like being able, when I have a technical question, I love being able to refer to a book.
But in this regard, the BDSM and King community has failed me time and time again. I do not find good BDSM and King books. I find that I get better and more varied information from pet life of all places. The amount of groups and posts out there about every little thing give me more than I have ever learned outside of actually being at a play party or at a class.
I kind of agree with that. And that's the only reason I was like, yeah, well, maybe we don't have a lot of books to recommend. And if there are great books out there that we just haven't seen, by all means, send us a letter at pervertpodcast.gmail.com and let us know what books you've found that have, we had Nati's come on and do some book reviews and we've tried. But in general, this is a show about experiences and opinions and collaborative experiences in the actual lifestyle.
So I'm never going to be able to recommend a book to someone. But I can recommend, just like you said, Kathy, get involved in the dominant groups on pet life. There's dozens and dozens of groups with hundreds and hundreds of people that are in that part of the power dynamic. So you can ask a lot of questions and get a lot of real time experience.
Some of it is going to be good and some of it is going to be pure crap. But you're going to get a lot of it. Because I totally understand. Yes, it's important to talk to your partners about their wants and desires.
And you can build a great power dynamic between the two of you. But there are certain things that neither of you know that somebody who is experienced in one or the other side of the dynamic is going to be able to give you a lot of insights to that. And experience submissive who has years and years of experience in 24 seven DS relationships is going to have a lot more information than you're ever going to be able to discuss with your partner. So pet life is a great resource for that type of stuff.
And once a pandemic lives, I mean, you can go to classes the amount of, and they're not, I sincerely hope that this trend of having classes online continues. Because we, you know, when we're not under these restrictions, have a lot of classes to choose from in our community in our area, but not everybody does. And I hope that they take note and start offering those kinds of online classes to people who are in areas where they don't have a lot. I mean, look at this guy, he's going to his own, whatever they are, they're groups.
And everybody is telling him the same thing. They're all in an echo chamber hearing, hearing themselves give the same advice. No wonder he's looking for books, but troll through FET Life. Find the online classes that a lot of people are having these days.
So I mean, I don't think it's what he wanted to hear, but you know, whoever wants to hear what you and I have to say, but he always comes out bizarre. Yeah, anyway, yeah. Thanks for the nice words. So thanks for the nice words.
And we'll repay it by not answering your question. I think we can't put information. There's not a lot of books, but there is a lot of information. Don't undersell yourself and me.
All right, I won't. Yeah, I will start from this end of the room with my greasy head and I will head fuck you. Don't head fuck me. Okay.
Put it in the mailbox, bitch. What you gotta say? Wahoo. How's that?
Amazon Princess wrote, Tessa, if you can believe it, how long has that been since we heard from her? It seems to be awhile. It does. She said, hi, Kathy and Boogie.
Firstly, I miss Lois. Hope she's off on an exciting, slutty adventure and drops by to tell us about it. Really? Stop lapping, you evil man.
Oh, Lois. No, Lois, she goes on to say, secondly, you guys are so amazing and I'm very grateful to have found this podcast and the Discord community that goes with it. Lastly, I'm hoping to use you to get to bunny. You please pass this.
Well, who isn't using us to get to bunny? I mean, I think a general thing that everybody's gonna. Absolutely true. And you please, she wants to know we can pass this fanfic onto her.
Lots of love all the way from New Zealand. Now, you did pass that onto her. Do a lot of people really different? I did, and Bunny did read, for those of you that don't know what's going on, Bunny does our erotic fanfiction review and she does a great job.
She loves fanfiction. She loves eroticism. And so she's finally now, because she's done the segment a few times, people are now suggesting pieces for her to review. And this one that Princess sent was great.
Bunny read it. She's like, oh my God, this is fucking awesome. I'd love to review it. So I think the next review is going to be this one that Amazon Princess sent.
Cool. All right. Well, I don't mind being used to get to bunny. I mean, I think that's a great thing to put on my resume.
People use me to get to bunny. It's actually not very flattering to us, Kathy. It kind of means we have no substance of our own in that. We're just basically a door.
People have to push aside to get to something they really want. Well, sometimes we got to admit to the truth, maybe we are just a door. I'm not a door. A fish.
Greasy door. A fucking pizza. I'm like that shitty pizza that you got a dab like 18 paper towels on before you eat it. Otherwise it'll coat your stomach and you'll be sick for a month.
Oh, yeah. Don't I sell myself. All right. Anyone want to fuck me?
All right. One more. Shayla wrote to us and she says, Boogie, you're super talented. I love the songs at the end of the shows.
That's very nice. Thank you. And then she says, Kathy, I am jealous of your P. Gasm.
I want that superpower. You know, first of all, nobody's ever been jealous of anything relating to my orgasms in any way. So it's kind of cool to hear somebody say that, even though it don't be that jealous. They're very minor P.
I edited that. I heard that over and over and over and over. You said, you know, they weren't like a regular orgasm, but they were pretty intense. OK, I'm right.
You have a superpower. You have a superpower and other people want it. No, I was just doing it. No.
All right. She says one other thing. She says, also, how's your uterus? Did I miss that follow?
Did I not give you guys a follow up on my betrayal of my uterus? Your uterus has a trail? That sounds appetizing. I said betrayal.
Man, you're the weirdest stuff. You were just like sludging down a hall with your uterus dragging behind you. I leave a slime trail behind. That's disgusting.
So gross. You know what? My uterus, after going through two very difficult attempts at biopsy, very difficult and very painful. I finally talked to my primary care physician, who informs me, you know, paraminopause, which is when you're first starting to go through menopause, can last two years and beyond, which would put me well into that time frame, which would mean that that period that I got was actually a period that really wasn't any need to have that.
So I still am having a yearly transvaginal ultrasounds, transvaginal and transabdominal ultrasounds, which, funnily enough, I'm due for in two weeks. They're going to look again because a good thing was when they learned that they found out I had to assist on one of my ovaries, which they want to keep an eye on because it's in a weird spot and it could actually twist and rupture. And that would be a really, really bad thing. So they're going to keep their eye on it.
So there, that's the follow up on my uterus. We'll see what happens. Woo! Woo!
Hey, that's the end of show, 280. Thank you all so much, you guys, for listening to the show and especially to our Patreon supporters, for donating their money so generously so that we can continue to save up and hopefully, boogie, get back into LA and we can find a place. Don't forget to visit us on patreon.com and post our Perverted Podcast and consider donating $5 to us if you give a fuck. And also, again, my plea, I'm getting really low on emails and stuff, so please write to us.
I'm so needy. Pervertedpodcast.gmail.com. You know, you can tell us anything. We're such horrors.
I will read anything that you send us. I'm like walking down the street now before I go shopping. You know, everyone's wearing masks and I'm like, hey, do you have any kinky questions that you would ask somebody if you were kinky? Excuse me, sir, ma'am.
Sir, sir, anything, shit, motherfucking. Happy day, stop! Do you see listeners what boogie has to do because I don't get emails. I mean, it would hurt when they smack and hit me, but the oil on my head just makes it sheen right off.
And they just go flying across. It's just literally the whole muscles in their honor. I just tried to smack ya. Little mention, just.
It just carries them across the street. That's it. Oh, I guess that's it. Other than that.
That is about it. Thank you very much to our glorious show sponsor, Headly, and all of our listeners, big and small, that we have big and small listeners, just like. All sizes? Is that what you're going for?
Or little versus big? Just little, we have little just teeny, tiny bottle cap size listeners. That's the time we have. And we're just going to keep rocking and rolling this all the way in the next week.
Where we'll see you! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Crank, speed.
Methamphetamine. Ooh, twig of each weekers. So much fun till they steal your shit. Tweakers start projects that turn into piles.
They never get finished. Just reorganize once in a while, snort another line to help you focus. I just needed to get these projects done. That's mad.
You can eat, twiggers. They'll spend all night just to hang a light. You invent stupid shit, but you swear you're a genius. You're up for three days straight.
Master baiting a limp penis. You're picking your face like your skin is possessed. Hey, let's go rob my mom. That's it.
The paranoia will destroy your sanity fast. You speak to your houseplants and code because the government is listening. You sleep with duct tape all over your ass and gaze the aliens come visiting. Now your kidneys are shot and you're fucking toothless.
Your police record's long and you're socially useless. Better get help before it fries you to death. What happened to my life? That's mad.
Why doesn't my family answer the phone when I call? That's it. Make a plan to get clean. That's it.
I just need a little more shit so I can make a plan to get clean. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. That's it. I just need to do this a few more times so I can get it. Just right.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it.