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EPISODE · Aug 29, 2025 · 32 MIN

280: We Tried Planning Our Last Half Hour on the Titanic

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What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions.Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails.00:00 Intro02:55 Taylor Swift Is Engaged!07:15 Cambridge Dictionary Adds 6,000+ New Words — Including “Delulu,” “Tradwife,” and “Broligarchy”16:09 Person of the Week17:15 Take It!28:07 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions.Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails.00:00 Intro02:55 Taylor Swift Is Engaged!07:15 Cambridge Dictionary Adds 6,000+ New Words — Including “Delulu,” “Tradwife,” and “Broligarchy”16:09 Person of the Week17:15 Take It!28:07 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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