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Sep 22, 2020 1 hr 4 min

285 Eyes Wide Clap

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Hello, I'm looking at no applause, just the clap of the only show that started its day with nut mouth. I'm Doug, the person with the aforementioned nut mouth and with me is Deb. Deb, say hello to people or say something. I said no as a girl that has been with some partners, I've definitely had nut mouth more than once.

However, this is a very different situation for you. I need you to give people more information here. It's just, it feels like I've sucked on Tessies, no I'm kidding. So you're happy and satisfied?

I wouldn't be happy and satisfied. I'm never satisfied. No amount of ball bags can satisfy the rumbly, my tumbly. I want to suck some wrinkled testicles.

Are you letting me explain what it actually is or are we just going to keep this riff going? How do you think I'm going to leave the kinky winkled? Because I've got the men I've seen them and they're wrinkled. Not everyone's are.

No, it's just like, it's... Hashtag nut. It just, it just, it mines just like a plantain, a plantain and then the two, uh, balcony muppets from the muppet show. It's a muppet.

It's a muppet. It's a sattler. Yeah, they just sound like fucking... I don't think it's a name or testicles.

Moldoff and stat. No, they're, uh, what was it? Oh, tink and tank the brass brothers or something. It was something like that.

I said it when I worked for parents I can't go anywhere. That sounds like something you would say. What's the effect of you and your nut now? If it's how you've claimed it to a coworker?

No, that's different. I'll get the tree knuff eventually. Um, which is where nuts come from. You're the nut.

I lost that off by those treading, the botanical intro. So no, but you know when I get you like, especially like, I get it with walnuts, they're kind of like a sharp nut. Um, when you chew them. You got like that, like, feeling like they're stuck in your teeth, but they're really not.

Oh, it's like popcorn. Sometimes you just feel like you get into their cuts. The teeth was a lot less controversial if it take, yeah. No, but it's the same feeling.

Or like even, like I said, we ate salmon last night. Sometimes you feel like a ton of that is just stuck in your fucking teeth. Okay. We are not going down the rabbit hole of nut mouth and fish mouth because I can go way in a brogue.

We had smoked salmon on a spinach Caesar salad. No, I don't like, I don't cook fish. But I do like eating pussy. Please explain nut mouth.

Is that all that happens? The mouth that eats pussy? It's the greatest mouth in the world. And it's connected to my face.

And this has now become a horrible, horrible thing. It's like Doug's, you know, clip to use when he's picking up the ladies. I honestly, when I had the- He's got a beard that will give him the Swedish fish the high. When I had the handlebar mustache there for a hot second, yeah, Instagram, shut that shit down.

Hoard, hoard. I wanted to post it on Facebook. I picked up that shit down first. You sent me that picture.

You said I called you. Yeah, you did. And I was going to post online. I didn't want to ride.

But then I realized I have male friends as well and Matt could backfire. And then I really would have nut mouth. So, see how I do that full circle and that one? Wow.

Okay. I've been alluded to the tree thing. So, you know what? You know what?

I've only told two people this before I say this out loud on the internet. I told you this as well. So, I'm just- I'm going to come out. This is me coming out of the weird songs I jock-rocked in myself closet.

It's a very niche closet. So, I do this thing where- Oh, she's- Yeah, no, it's not. It didn't. I thought I could pull it off.

It took- It took- It took 48 hours. Like I said, it couldn't make a shaving error, correct? Yeah, I should have been. And that's why I look like I've given up basically because it's a beard.

It's a little bit of a number of the village people. Oh, no, but the mustache right now is like I've given up grooming. So, I'm letting the beard grow back in. I don't even want to clean shirts.

Yeah, like it's tucked in. I'm wearing a belt. Like I said, you don't have like- I'm wearing a- I'm wearing a- I'm wearing a- Nice conservative shorts. I guess I'd call them.

You're not like cargo shorts. Like, they don't go like below my knee. Doesn't think I'm trying to like- I'm like my skater days. So, anyway, so I do this thing where I will randomly start singing songs to myself.

There's been a few threads when you're saying that over and over again, but this is a new one. This is a new one. And, Deb, I don't know how it even got brought up. I believe I was referencing the song I was singing to what I was talking about.

You said that- It was a song- One of your co-workers just discovered me singing about- No, no, no, keep up. This is- we're doing a pulp fiction thing where I'm jumping between time tables. It's not gonna look like a- No, no, no, no. What fun we were saying.

Not at all. Okay, reference. Oh my God, I got the swap eyeballs open. It's another great line from Bob's Burgers.

Just coming back in like a week. Nice. So, originally I told- I basically written like the first verse of this song where I find out that I'm an unattentive lover because I don't realize my girlfriend has a penis. was the first kind of jock-rocky so I'm not gonna sing that one.

I'm not gonna sing that one. You don't need to. It lives in my head. Yeah, that's definitely not for years.

So I do these weird little songs and it's something I just do. And it's very much like the way Marshall sings his like what he's doing on that one episode of How About Your Mother. Also his past hurts. He totally makes up weird little songs for members of his friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was at the day job and it's an extreme skeleton crew and it was only the means of a guy. I didn't realize he was around the corner in this like little storage area. I will actually sing this on her.

I won't sing yet one. And I was like if I can remember roughly what it was about it was something it was like something about finding a sexy not hold a tree. And then I let the tree come in my mouth and now I have a twig baby growing on my tongue. But like okay you know how like have you ever seen a guy's mo?

Yeah, okay you know how like that a jock-rock voice is like no you're a man. That's hosting it. I'm all like I let the tree come in my mouth. No I got a twig baby growing on my tongue.

I hope it doesn't sprout leaves because then it'll be like I'm eating a salad or something whatever. I don't know. That was kind of about it kind of went off the rails on my last line. That was bad enough on its own.

My coworker goes what'd you just say? No, this was that a song. Because I was I mean technically I didn't lie. I just didn't want to know that's what floats out of my fucking mouth hole when I don't think anyone's listening.

Like he goes full subconscious brain dump. Yeah. Oh yeah like what is it that goes like the you know is thought like demon potato bugs like you know falling out of mouth. Almost like you know the ambient dreams that he has.

Yes, yes but I'm not that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the dream doors are open but they're just singing it all out loud. I guess that is basically how it's all the ambient dreams.

Now here's the thing. You basically played it off. What did you say to your coworker? You just said oh that's a song.

He was like oh okay. I don't think you believe me. I think you thought I was like writing some kind of weird fans that couldn't be in a tree. So that brought to mind is when I used to live in this neighborhood she's working downtown.

There was totally a homeless guy and I was not the only one that saw this. It was kind of a well known thing in the neighborhood. They would go around and occasionally at night hump the trees and then smack them with whatever to go container he was holding pretending that he was smacking their ass and giving them pleasure. I'd like to think that in his head he was a hummingbird.

That would make him more sense but it was just one of those things. He's all like I'm a beautiful creature helping nature like propagate. Like I said I'm a beautiful sexy tree that's probably going to be a sexy tree that's probably going to be a good thing. I'm using you as my audience surrogate.

Like I said walking home you know late at night either from work or from the club probably after. And seeing random poem like that. Take a quirky bitch. I said that it would have made more sense it was just oh yeah and the sound of styrofoam smacking against bark.

So for me a normal night in with a lady. Styrofoam smacking against bark. Worst description ever. What my flaccid penis sounds like is styrofoam.

Why? It's also non-vitigratable. It's kind of weird because the rest of me is. It'll live on in landfill after I'm gone.

My styrofoam penis. Please don't ever feel. Which sounds like a dead milkman song. I was going to say please don't talk about the crop that people use when they're pitching their next choice.

It would just be a styrofoam penis. Like be like this is our model prototype. We made it out of old big mac containers. And let's call it.

Let's keep a big mac theme. Thank you. Smell too. Special sauce.

A lot of beef. Yeah. Yeah lady. So if we're going to stay on that note.

We're not going to stay on that note. This is a bizarre fucking conversation. So my house is made here. His only in his office when we got a floor right now.

That's how they're kind of doing there. I'm wondering where you're going somewhere. Okay. And I was going to say they have pretty solid rules about wearing face mask.

Like I said they only have 25% of the staff in every week. Which makes sense. It's not a big deal. But because he is trying to make sure to remember to grab his mask instead of leaving it his car.

He's been hanging it from the deadbolt by the front door. Not a big deal. It means he grabbed something and walked out of the first time I saw it. I glanced at it and immediately thought there was just a fucking thong hanging from the deadbolt to the front door.

Oh look at face mask. No. And then Mike we're getting there. Like I said my second thought was who's banging on the front porch and put the thong up so I don't need to go in.

However. Like a sock on a doorknob style? Yeah. Like I said however after that the face mask did in my head become the thing.

The face thong. And then we were out getting breakfast this morning. One of the girls working at the place you were at was wearing the mask underneath her nose. And which introduced me to a new term I was not familiar with for.

Yeah. It's covering her mouth. I'm trying to make a joke. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Apparently it's called dick-nosing. Is that a term?

I will absolutely take another round. Okay. Thank you. Okay.

And he's like I can't believe she's dick-nosing. And I'm like oh my God she totally is dick-nosing. Is that the whole thing? Why would you wear it like that if you were to wear your pants?

Here's the phrase though. I cannot leave. I can't leave her face thong. And I thought fucking died.

That's something where if you Google it you're gonna end up on a list. Yeah I'm not Google again. That and what was the one that worked? Young boy milk?

Oh God. It was, she was at an associate who, she was getting a little kid. A young boy. Like what's that?

Milk. But I was like what are you doing back here? She's like getting some young boy milk. Like she said like so fast.

Just the phrasing was not bad. Yeah. Like there was like no, and I just went, you get on a list like that. Like you're part of that fucking QAnon fucking weird.

It has to be like a context thing. I finally got my technically last birthday pop yesterday. Yes. A month fucking later.

He got me the Spider-Man far from home. Spider-Man in the Stilt suit. Is that the green one? No.

Spider-Man in the Stilt suit which means he's actually night monkey. Oh yeah. The night monkey one. I saw that.

I feel thank you. Oh you buried the lead on the ones you were sending me that escaped from New York and whatever the other one was from the- Product Sparkle? Or Bloody Ben. Actually Bloody Ben.

Is that the New York Comic Con exclusive run? The night monkey one looks great by the way. I saw that on his screen. You buried the lead because the one I get from that release?

The Simpsons comic book guy. Yeah actually did that on purpose. Best? Up?

Actually did that on purpose. I actually did that on purpose. I was going to say that I was going to say that every time I say night monkey because if you've heard out of context it sounds horrifically bad. Huh?

It really sounds really fucking racist without context. Night monkey. Oh yeah. No.

Hence I like out of context certain phrases. No it's cool. I'm bringing it back. Oh no.

It's not a racist term. Oh my god. My grandmother was racist. She like I broke the ball in Edward now because I'm not gonna fucking say that aloud.

Don't. Don't even say inward. I just thought they'd have said who did he pissed out? He was one of the Sykes.

He was one of Sykes and husband. Who was like Cedric what's his name from Reno 9-11? I know it's 9-1-1. I don't care.

I'm still gonna call it. What's he talking about? Sometimes he's like, raise his take out of context you're awful or also when you put together. You're going to go in there.

When you put together bad puns they'd make you mad. We should probably move on. Yeah so let's um well. Yarb bro.

That's his last name. Cedric Yarb bro. Thank you. Thank you.

I wanted to touch my chitney. We did this on Nerd vomit. I think a couple episodes ago but Christina doesn't read the books. Not to her detriment.

I'm not just counting her. Though she's an anime fan who's never seen Akira which is kind of weird. Sorry. Which you're gonna see in 4K later but.

I'm not told you're still the answer. We both read the same in Slim Series by Richard Cantri. Then his book was released earlier this month. August 25th.

August 25th. Wow. Well we only get to do it once in a while. That happened between four days after we had our last record.

We just mentioned that it was coming. So. Crazy. Talking about young boy milk.

Wait what? I'm glad I never moved to Austin. I'm glad I never moved to Austin. I'm glad I showed you things are happening in Austin.

So you and I both read the series. That's the thing. I'm telling Christina about the plot or whatever. It's a very specific universe.

There's some very complex and mythical characters in that series. You were really quiet when I texted you that this was a Kestli 11th book is the penultimate chapter of this whole series. Well he said he's only doing one more after this. Yes.

Which I don't know. The dust cover on what's the Kestli. I didn't know that until he made an announcement on Instagram. Like I said, and I immediately got up and went and told my housemate who I also forced to read them that we only have one more.

And he's like, I suppose that's okay. And then we had a whole conversation about how maybe it's like circuit things where you need to have a definite end because he's stretching them too long. Yeah. Hopefully we get more.

I suppose. But like I said, sometimes when things have stretched them out too long they start getting shaped. Yeah. You want to go on a high note?

That's what I was saying. Like I really think they should have ended how I mentioned Mother a lot fucking earlier. I think that entire season could have been eliminated. I'm sure there's some good episodes and quotes in there about I mean.

There's other shows like that too. Where they were really good and they were only going to use seasons. Well fucking Walking Dead. I haven't watched Walking Dead.

Well the next season is the last one. But then they have like a fucking like a whole load of spinoffs. I'm like stop. It's like three going and thinking or.

Because it's fear the Walking Dead. There's an anthology series and then there's another one. It's there's another one that's like very youth based. Oh yeah.

The Walking Dead like World After or something. The kids out of group up in that world. I mean it's a cool idea. Yeah okay.

It's a great idea but the best representation of that idea I ever read was actually in World War Z. No. It was in World War Z when they're talking about the little girl that basically had to go feral. Because everybody died and then she's in one of the rehab centers after they've kind of taken out all the zombies.

It's like the little kids in Beyond Thunderdome. Yeah kind of. Oh yeah. Okay.

What the fucking Rod Stewart here? Rod Stewart wig. We saw. He looks slightly less like a monkey than Dorothy Spinner in the new patrol.

We saw guys we were driving here that was wearing a very specific blazer that looked like full on. He's a blazer. He's a blazer? Yeah.

Full on how wide the shoulders were. 80s blazer. I'm like, and he had long hair. I'm like, that man looks like he talked to 80s if he wasn't punk.

And what was your response? I said he looked like if Eggie Popp were making fun of David Brant. He really thought I was thinking with the young children and the young people. Yeah.

That's exactly what he was looking for. And by the way that was just we talked about the stuff here. That was switch. Hi.

Like I said, I totally got stuck in my head after that. Well that's the name of the documentary about them right? Does that make sense? I believe it's also a song.

Yeah that was the name of the documentary. If you haven't seen it. I'll go back to the list of his and Chris. Yes.

So we talked when we got both of the book before that Hollywood Dead that they kind of returned Sam and Slane Stark to whatever you want to call him. Kind of back to basics. They kind of put him back to book one where he had regained whatever the key to the 13 rooms or whatever it was. He did not have his angelic half again.

No no no. They remarched. I'll try to do it. She did not have his key she arm.

Yes. Yes. He still has his gladios or whatever that is. Yeah.

It pops up a couple of times in ballistic case. Phrasing. No good. Do you think it says snake when it pops out?

Okay I can make a short comment but I think it's more about phush. I think it's like when like human torch like flames on it. It's a flaming sword. It's gonna make a wish of like you know the oxygen getting kind of sucked into like ignited and such.

That makes sense but it's also a angelic tool so to speak. Yeah but it's like a male fissor. Yeah but on earth it must have to apply to some at least basic levels of physics. I forgot that Mr.

Munan was running hell. Listen to them so I don't know how to pronounce it. Was it Munan? Okay.

The premise of the book is that these ghosts have angrily taken over a little Tyra which I have not looked up as if it's a real fucking part of LA or not. I was gonna say college is right in. I mean all the other things. I see that even like specifically unmarked theaters and actually.

Yeah and he goes deep into like kind of the LA in the like 40s and 50s. Which is actually kind of a big thing with the underground mall in Koote heist. It's basically kind of during the Golden Age of Hollywood. So basically, Stark, Sami and Slim, is tasked with eliminating the ghost before the, what is the underground college, which I just called the underground?

No, that's what I read. The, fuck, what's the name of the group, the Magic Underground Group? Rosewood? No, no, no, no, it's Wormwood.

Rosewood, but you're close on the Rosa, something or other? Oh, um. So Rosa, so Rosa. I can't even say it.

So he's been tasked with, sorry, can you catch up? No, I'm good. So he's been tasked with the, so Rosa is saying like, Clara, these ghosts were literally like, magically new to the area. Lucifer is now, Sami L.

Thank you. Oh, she was like, I can help, which makes sense. But anyway, Sami L has said like, there's a missing angel that can unlock the gate that happened. You have seven days to like find the angel opening.

Until like the war, like in heaven and hell, like erupts onto earth. As well as he's trying to like navigate his love life with both Candy and the donut shop girl, Janet. Oh, Janet. Janet's non-binary, which it makes for a very interesting read.

And Janet also just lost everything. If you remember, she was stripped of her entire body and was in hell. Janet? Or?

The girl from Janet Inters? Yeah. Remember, she was in hell. And he brought her back and she was kind of implanted in empty shell in one of the previous books.

I think you're thinking of the girlfriend Alice. No. Alice is an angel. I know Alice is an angel.

Well, I said, I don't think Janet. This happened in the last few books. It's really? Yeah.

Oh, man. Okay, well she doesn't remember it because there's no reference to it. She seems to know about magic, so I don't think it. That's fine.

That was good. No, she, like I said, she was in hell and got back and put an empty shell in left with B-dog and Alice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And he's a Ritzider, whatever her name is. I can't remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.

But like I said, no, they were not together at the time. B-dog's girlfriend. Like kind of a girlfriend. But they kind of shared rehab with her, so to speak.

Because B-dog helped kind of put her back into, because he had her soul, but he was going to say she didn't have a body. Okay. I don't remember that specific. But we listened to it pretty recently.

Okay. I mean, a couple months ago. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So he's doing the ball of that and the end of, of course, stopping the ghost, unraveling that mystery, finding the angel opening or whatever it is. Gabriel? Who doesn't know?

Gabriel. It's Peter over the gate, isn't it? Or a terrible cat. Or a zoo-well.

I mean, that was my obvious reference. Unfortunately, that reminded me of something else. A certain person got the Goosebuster theme song stuck in my head last night. What is the Goosebuster?

Goosebuster. Music, he's. Anyways, I don't know, if it was too huge so I picked a day, but they were way too up on 2000s pop, because it's a lot of guys. In the 90s, it's a lot of like back three boys.

And, insane can be on say, I'm not even pronouncing on Destiny's Child. Yes. I could not leave a Destiny's Child track if you put it on her head. You could actually...

There was a drip on the side, Jesus. I never escaped the vessel. This is alright. Don't just sound me like a shot in the house, cuz there was a drip on the side.

S Khale way. I may say. It was not. S Khale was S Khale, at best.

If you had come hither eyes, you would have had those while you did that. Like it was a social weird girl finger. You don't have to go here girl finger if you're wearing lipstick and you don't have to get nasty, then you lift the edge of it and take the shot because it's just like they'll keep your lipstick from sticking to the glass. Oh my god, that's clever as fuck.

You never heard that? I'm sorry wearing makeup like four years ago. I know you just do like a little bit of... I stopped wearing makeup for years ago.

No, I mean it only works on glass glasses obviously, but if you just put a little saliva there and then drink and this lip will keep your lipstick from sticking to the glass and not wearing your lipstick. You get this from me, someone who really wears makeup anymore. Yeah! We should move on to an weird yet more ballistic kiss though.

I'm not trying to rush you. No, you're cool with Nuswailers, so I will say... Oh yeah, give him that sound sorry. At some point, well one...

He croaks it. Which sucks. He's over 200 years old and he accidentally became immortal because of a drunk... I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was gonna accident.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he acts it. Which sucks for... Oh, leg rub, that was her name. Yes, thank you.

It was gonna be crazy. It was gonna be crazy. So, I mean she still runs in the clinic. Well, there's just one of those things where leg rub, much like Brigitte could have easily been a throw away character, but they weren't.

Yeah, so you get married. What does she marry? Janet. I'm actually here if they make sense.

Actually, it's because... So, Brigitte turns down... Also, I'm only saying the other candidate inside my head. Turns down like a co-star, like a minority, like a sex or something.

So, he decides to unearth her adult film star career and gets her fired and possibly deported. So she... She's the checkpoint star. She still go by Brigitte Mardo.

Yes, actually, we find her real name at the end of... No, I'm calling her. I could not pronounce it. I'm a tried.

I actually better check than you like. It's got... It's got like 19 letters and only one vowel. It looks like a bad real fortune thing.

It's rough. Well, I can ask Mike, you know, check... She's got a gentle giant, Jarros Love. No...

Also, just pretty good with Jack. But no, it's one of those names and he goes, well, I've never heard her real name, but she'll always be Brigitte Mardo. Which I'm gonna stop the great show. Well, on that note, Jarros Love, I know you'll listen.

If I sent you that name, can you translate it for me? Give me a sec. I'll send you that picture. I'll send you that picture.

If you're listening. He does. No, it's an obscure thing with Google. So, anyway...

Who told you he was real name and Sam Nance Lane? I'm pretty sure it would come up immediately. Well, it's a theory, I'll fair. Okay, good.

So, Janet offers to marry her to slow down like the deportation. The... So, it's a green card marriage. Yes.

It's officially that by Carlos's boyfriend, which was fantastic. I'd love to... Because he was the... I think I married at the Tiki.

It all has an evil weird shit. You cannot remember what the masculine version of Bruha is. Bruha? I don't know.

What the Bruha? It's a Spanish sandwich. Usually it's... Or basically, track or serve mistakes.

But it's probably Bruha. I mean, Spanish based. I don't know. It would make sense.

To be Bruha. But anyway, so Janet and Brigitte get all together for shopping. I'm good thinking. And...

Janet married the weird Angel Vopings or whatever. Oh my god, that's the worst porno name ever. Does my name in high school? Back to that.

Angel of openings? Yeah, because... Do what other guys get laid? I mean, were you like basically the guy that gave me?

Or maybe it was just I was divined at the pussy. What is that for you? The guy that made everything so... I'm so glad I pulled off that voice.

The bad voice would have gone bad. It would have been bad. It would have been like... What?

Divined at the pussy? Like, back at an awful... I was kind of like puberty level. But anyway.

I could not make that better. I would have said entry. Angel. No, because it's like a whole...

That's... No, that's... Well, I call it consent. That's all the story.

That's a big portal. That's just where he's over what I just said. I wish people could see the face I'm making right now. Yeah, I know.

I'm glad that the handsl are in the street and the boys. I'm sorry, in the show. Oh, get down to the street. Yeah, and you're just like...

All the bad things happen to Danny the street. You feel just as bad as you happen to the person. I feel bad like reading the show when I read the written words. But the angel does something...

No, because now I'm getting to that kickass to Red Hole with that. He wouldn't kill the dog or something. Or he couldn't rape the lady or he couldn't kill the dog because... Okay, moving on.

Thank you. So anyway, the angel, the word like Wounded by Stark, does something that like she dies before, like, starts finds out what it is and she goes like, I'm sorry. She's like, what are you doing? She's like, is it like kind of like a death curse?

We don't know. I assume it's going to be... She did unlock the gate to heaven so that whole souls can get to heaven after they're like dead and hell for a while. Okay, so the gate to heaven is...

What are you saying? I'm going to mispronounce it just because it's the pronunciation. My head to the last level of the book. We don't know what that angel did.

Was there a fell or some ridiculous Latin centering? Is there a fell? Yeah, probably close enough. I don't think that's right.

I don't know if that's right. I don't know if it's right. It would be interesting to see that. He had just reset Sam Anseling back to basics, especially literally like literally because they live on fire and have enough of his old self or whatever it was.

Remember that? He came back with a key-c arm and... Key-chink. Whatever.

So I think he sent himself up for a bigger finale than he's prepared to write. I will say that. Okay, did you ever watch Angel? Yeah.

Do you feel like this might be kind of like the finale of Angel where you get exactly zero resolve? We're going to find the dragon at the end and you never see it. But like I said, hell is on Earth and they're going to go find a dragon and then you get nothing. And then it just...

Don't... I'm like, yeah. I mean it didn't do it that sentence but it was close. I'm kind of like that.

I can see that from Sam. But the thing is like all the characters have gathered at this point. I mean much like Angel. Season 5.

I know where she marked her. I think it went five seasons. And once they took out Wolfram and Hart. Well, he took over Wolfram and Hart.

But yeah. Well, like Stark and Sam Anseling series make some reference for it. There is no more golden vigil. There is no wormwood.

He's like, I'm not controlled by anyone. Like I can be me and... Have the sub-rosa gone? No, they're always going to be there.

It's like Sangers. I know, but there's specific higher powers and like I said, end positions in the sub-rosa that are basically... But no one has anything on him. I get this one.

Because wormwood had the whole half-dead thing. Wormwood had the wormwood had the almost died and then must accidentally save them. No, you get to a new one with the... We love my friend.

There's a flicker. Who does like old earth magic and... There's like Gary Donuts and then the earth god helps. So there's so many sub-characters.

There's so many sub-characters. There's so many sub-characters and there are interesting backstories. You could write fucking spin-off series for years. Unkind of gliding won't be.

I would love... One, if there was an anthology series after that with all the other characters. Two, I would love to be invited to write one or two of Catriguing Listening. You're not listening.

Why would I think you're listening? But if you are... I wasn't smurfing. I'm in.

I'll send you a copy of my first novel. It's not a ripoff of yours. I wrote it before I ever read St. Anselum.

Yeah, you wrote that long before you read St. Anselum. Strange St. Anselum.

Strange St. Anselum. I wrote so long ago I can't remember the title of my first novel. Strange St.

Anselum. Strange St. Anselum. I'm kind of sleeping on the cover of that.

It was the mock-up cover. It wasn't the full cover. Really? Yeah, the dust cover looked...

Close out. I'm working to describe my first book on this book. Okay, should we move on? Yes.

Do we want to go to a late, complete non-seconder? Okay, shoot. I put up the first official trailer of one division yesterday. Second.

No, I don't. You said first in section. It's much longer. It is.

And it shows that moment with Kristen Hahn where she goes, am I dead? And the vision is like, why would you think that? She goes, because you are. That's right.

Mm-hmm. Which is kind of weird, because no one was around to see the visions like, didn't get ripped out. I guess they had like a funeral for a robot. A robot funeral would be such a great name for a band.

Anyway. It's probably already out there. A robot funeral? And if you think it was a funeral...

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