29 - Junior: Man Gets Pregnant, Has Baby, WTF?!

The Rabbit Fighters strap their sympathy bellies on, don their wigs and aprons and go Full Mrs. Doubtfire as they discuss the truly bizarre and unlikable Ivan Reitman film, Junior. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are two scientists who invent a blue juice that gets people pregnant without any actual biology or science involved, so it's amazing. It's called Expectra, or Expectorum, or Ex Machina or some crap. The main thing to know is that in addition to getting ladies pregnant, it also works on manly, fluid-producing Austrian scientists! Just blop a Schwartzenegg in your anal sac, crush yer thrice-daily doses of Expecta-bile, and you too could have a Quato baby with Emma Thompson! Just be sure you don't tell Frank Langella about it, because he will steal your idea! He has white hair and dark eyebrows, so obviously can't be trusted. Plus, he played Skeletor in the He-Man movie. The Rabbit Fighters: watching crappy movies so you don't have to since 2023! Next Week - Greg's Pick: Boogie Nights [Originally published May 7, 2024] And as always, you can check out the RF's ongoing companion playlist on Spotify and Youtube.