Welcome to the applause of just the clap. I'm Doug with me. I'm still work companions Lizzie, Mendo and Deb I hope the only show that doesn't have awkward sentences just silence I realized that that kind of makes sense being that all of us not people like three out of four of us have fallen asleep Well recording before and that's not an awkward silence You had me. I was fucking exhausted.
Oh, no, you got an excellent excuse. I just haven't had the flu you Yeah That's fair Yeah, I decided to do an overnight 12 hour long endurance challenge He actually held up a lot longer than I thought after that because you came over and I'm sitting here with people. Oh, no, I got Yeah, feel free and he was in there for like maybe a half hour 45 minutes I was enjoying fucking sitting on top because I was so disgusting at that point I also according to Doug kept waking up and saying random shit I said you last little longer than I thought you would dream up a set pretty much Okay, almost every episode of the fever dream episode one of us speaking of wish because you said that was my line in my fifth grade Like a little ensemble plaything favorite dream. No, it's a Valentine's day.
Oh my mind. That's all they trust me Well, hey, hey, that just makes me think of waiting Cry well using your own to your cry master rate using your own tears is lubricant. That was one time. It was that one times day Has it come in here and any time anybody says oh God, it's so angry.
I Think This is now officially just for show. Yes. Thank you. Wait, you gave us those lines I prefer the pattern as well by erection seem three years when any big wicks somebody on one of the roasts So before before we dive in there was a random piece of news I read today Mary Elizabeth Wine said has now had a son with you and a grager So literally I was never there even together.
I was what family far away got together a few years ago Oh, so now literally Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ramona flowers or huntress have a fucking baby Yeah, no, I nothing against it. It's just one of those No, that's true. I never met actually this kind of implied that they were kissing before So we don't know the details but also Oh says the woman who went off after what's her name? We have a Karen hooked up with a dolphin guy.
It's more the fact that they just got really complicated than she had pregnant real fast What's a good one guy? I know they have to yeah, just like I said she's a One from yeah, she's a pre-kids now. I don't know how that girl snapped back. Yeah Because I was that was a four-dip book.
Yeah, okay Well, we look at the posh-spice. She's a lot walking stick plug. They've got what she was three kids for Sorry What's that? Actually, it's mostly because in trivia they always counted on me for knowing like basically celebrity shit Okay, and so unfortunately I still saw that and I totally made a few celebrity news websites every morning Nerative is I don't know if I just told you or I said on a podcast earlier that the guy who played a boner on growing pains He told me.
Yeah, is the original start check check out some huh? Wow, and he like died mysteriously like suicide in the woods type thing and I was like yeah, this is a comic or whatever I'm like, yeah, that's like whoa that's going into the character. So name though, right something on Josie now Sylvester's about No, that's not right. I'm not kidding.
That may not be right. It's a bone. No Sylvester's a bone No, no, someone take over Proof of the beer on the table apparently dry dog is now our unofficial podcast sponsor One of our friends and fans of podcast has a job there and so kids all of this for free and there's a crappler beer in my house For now well one day we'll get enough to call a bullet and be like hey I would make us classy Classy classy it's back almost Richard Millhouse the bone So let's talk about Clarice getting canceled Yeah, but they did let him in the season thankfully I think there's only so much material they can go with there They could have gotten a couple more seasons out of it, but it never been a long-running show No, I think that I thought I thought I would go for more than one I think that did a really good job in making a period piece though They did it was like I said in the same way that American psycho is very much a period piece where there's a lot of blood Yes, we're talking about like the coloring Like the coloring in the costume in the styling they got a very spot on The whole show No, I actually really I really enjoyed the show I like that I think it was gonna be good because I like you can't have somebody in the journey foster being Clarice And we talked about this Where she had habits the character without trying to upstate Like the accent was pretty much perfect. I liked her a lot as a I like the actress a lot She had the strength and the intelligence but also the vulnerability now and like I said she's very expressive What is it like her earlier?
I have got to stop letting good by horses play on my fucking Spotify when I'm at work It's getting yeah, so you said a workout song or a fuck song. Yes, definitely a fuck song. Yes Especially if you stop fucking in the middle of a topic between your legs We call it given her the I totally will I gotta make sure it's the right person Yeah Well, I mean if your members this by the time you're next time When I stand oh You know, okay, okay, okay, you sounded like you're about to tell me something and like you don't get the plan when I say It was a matter of a whatever member or not. Okay, and I'm thinking that since we're obviously like flying this into my brain I guess I probably will answer enough today.
Okay, only time you can plan a one-night stand is a different version of it called the bucket list We're basically you're moving out of town and not speaking to anybody again So you can fuck somebody once without having to deal with any emotional fallout Sorry, the morning there's a story that we're not gonna say No That was introduced and unfortunately an acquaintance of mine took it far too literally and proceeded to fuck through all of our friends before leaving town And it made things awkward for every one, but not them That's why it's a bucket list you get to do it without dealing with any emotional fallout because you're gone So Loki's been really good. Let's Speaking of awkward couplings Loki Loki Well, no, here's the thing with that. I'm not sure she is the enchantress. I'm also not sure she's lady-looking I think you might have actually went let's take these two characters and matching together Who's he'll be it's still be a name of the second Who I think in the Marvel comic right now is in an alternate universe or something.
Yes, she's trapped by Loki Yeah, no Worthy Also Like God I played it every time they were gonna say very take a drink or a shot I was wasted halfway through the episode do not Yeah, she trained him help train him. Okay. Yeah So yeah, I'm not sure they're gonna I don't think they're gonna make her two characters I think they're gonna take the both characters later together and then just a comic book wise lady Loki is technically not a variant of Loki But Loki's spirit trapped in a female body after Ragnarok who was supposed to be He took over In the comics originally lady Loki was when Loki possessed a body that was supposed to be For the sift to be born. Yeah, after Ragnarok his spirit was just floating there And he decided to possess a body and instead of it happening to be ladies So that ended up being this other woman right which is end up being Loki had a giant was how I thought that and in that scenario that specific lady Loki goes on to create an enchantress That was when they recreated Asgard over Ohio or some shit.
Okay Which you know So There's three episodes at this point So watch the first episode like a computer special It was a build-up episode good and the second episode comes out. I'm like, okay, everything I thought was gonna happen over six episodes Just had to join or well. Yeah, yeah Like I'm saying Christina last week Rose like I don't know what this is it's not like They were very easy to gauge on the like Yeah, I did kind of expect the all the TV guys are very Honestly expected it in the comic books there are like about seven There are seven different mobuses in the comic books. Yeah So I think maybe that was what that all those rings on the table were from you Huh, I don't remember making them.
Maybe there were just different hymns This is maybe he's like oh, I don't remember getting this pin for you You know, maybe it was him. It was just a variant him that she has working for her still she knows he's a good agent So why wouldn't she collect them all that particular character whatever Rimslayer yeah, she's a version of King of the comics no well in the comics She's a virgin king, but also in the comic she's a lover of King the conqueror Well, you know she helps him get out of a bunch of quarrels with the TV Yeah, I guess it's true Loki Loki Yeah This last episode went ahead and just confirmed Loki's Sexual fluidity That's just And people were almost actually What you're down in real the noisy killer. Oh fun fact there was a It was an older script of what they were trying to do with King the Conqueror and of Supposedly there was a script that was a scrap That involved the version of Tony Stark being King the Conqueror and that was how they were gonna bring back Yeah, no I meant semantically like that They were gonna kill Tony off so they could eventually bring him back asking the congers. I would be a bad Well, you know Also anyone else notice how the the middle What are they called the timeline guys from TVA hunters?
No, no, no, no, no, no, they once they keep it in check Three guys that the time keepers the middle one just kind of already looks like King They keep zooming in his face in her office. He was the one that had a different hand gesture Remind you of They actually one of them looks like the whatever race the collector and The game master is the one the you know, no Joe No, but like the ones that Goldbloom and so the total play So I have feeling the time keepers are actually just one person Who's using this kind of like cultish god thing as a version of control? Have you have you read? Have either you read the that comic series of time keepers and stuff I know so there's I have a theory that they aren't the time keepers at all in the complex series There's this group called the time twisters and they're actually variants of the time keepers in a different dimension Obviously because they're very They're false gods they're false gods in their way There's a scenario at the end where he who remains creates three beings to maintain the timeline after he dies And in one scenario they end up we I guess uh, no I guess the time keepers just be they're reborn again and then another scenario is these time twisters who end up just going around Pucking up timelines because they're bored.
I think we're gonna get a scenario where we're seeing the time twisters in Vocal this kind of time loop so that they can remain in power if that makes sense Sure, but this is the moccasin You know, it's you read the system up to that. Yeah, yeah Wait, wait, wait, well, there is a sister version of it and it's there two comics one of the other No No, it's just two different comics one with a scenario of the time keepers lays out and then the other scenario with the time blisters First Please do not show over the table laughing well, you I'm interested see what happens next episode because you know It's just where they are I did like watching a kind of sort of bond at the same time you know what I'm trusting. I love What's the metchene dagger that was beautiful I was pretty much perfect to I like watching get drunk on the train and sing as guardian songs Oh, so do you think I have another very like nor swaggy. She fell asleep Hmm.
Do you think her waking up to him singing a song was and then that whole scenario up until the ship Spoiler it's up until the ship explodes. That's all in Shannon. Do you think that's him enchanting her? I'd be cool, but it's probably vice versa.
You think I think if anything she answered him. I mean she tried it didn't work Why's maybe sure let him think it didn't work unless he fell asleep in his consciousness a little more docile Layers upon layers upon layers on layers. You have no idea. No idea.
I get fucking weird So what you're telling me don't watch this while drinking you know what I'm saying is like now They have a time loop that if they really wanted to they could bring Natasha back Which I doubt they will if they really wanted to they could bring cat back which I doubt they will no But they're doing that what if series not gonna bring back a lot of those characters in a better way I think if they serve bringing cat and Natasha back it takes away from the finality and the Importance of the back to heaven sit on for an extra movie outside of this contract It's like it brings a logical the character of the logical demos is real quick I Know There's a part with her on the train and train they like show the train on its track and a giant piece of moon It's the planet and literally it just goes back to them like partying on the Piece of that real to try yeah at all Also, do you guys see them hard you guys realize that they faked that one long shot there at the end? No, I meant like they try to play it off as a one one take shoot Every time they panned up to some like CGI building blowing up or something was just them cutting a take and then you know starting another one Left There was one of those straight through shots in every season Agreed and then they also did it in the punisher series in the jail. Yeah Wait, what's that the fenders? It was jail So Do they kill Loki at the end of the series?
Oh, so I think I also have another I have another theory for that What watching this Loki series and knowing that he now knows how he's going to die and that he knows that it's Relative to whatever he does it's gonna happen regardless Um do you think that played into do you think at some point he knew and has to go back to that timeline to relive that to ensure that everything happens Correctly and and maybe that's why he was a little more brotherly to Thor Well, just before Thanos killed him because he went back because he had already And everything to be the TV a right he had already went through everything with the TV a knew that he had to go back to that moment in order to ensure He's played out correctly. He's not looking. He's a very true at the moment. He picked up the stone and teleported He technically created a copy of himself now This nice thing that territory where you look at the pre-pulsing Star Wars and obviously everyone can't be counter-chron So why would you say he doesn't bring anybody watch?
No, I mean like where your guys can get them in true, but I feel like if that was like That's a robot Just throwing in every direction That reminds me of Charles Xavier in a Hardware Look you good cell it's I think it's looking to its name. I think it's it's gonna prove to be Obviously gonna be the instruction into dr. Strange because they literally just created right the multi I mean I feel like that whole first episode with minutes kind of just lives like multiverse There's more madness in this and I think Yeah, exactly not to mention there's like a button for her on everything and and she was like kind of enforcing Loki to like a little bit I think she might be some form of like Arm-strength, you know, I think she's like some sort of like torture device or something I'm just curious if they get the kill you're not okay. I could seem staying with the TV I could see him restructuring the TV because obviously they're not they aren't what they think they are especially considering He goes oh, this is the most powerful thing like you use it as like good by the end of his art Oh, I'm calling it right now at some point during the season.
We're gonna fucking see on wasn't only goddamn There's no there's no guys knows keep getting more and more fuck Keeps getting This point you're just using makeup to make it look like it's like his aesthetics He just breaks it Quick Also food for thought what what are the odds that Mobius is just another Loki variant that got stuck there and has been there for I don't think that's it. I don't think it's a weird twist we wouldn't see it coming But I don't or Mobius could be a version of cane, which is why the judge has such an interest in them Maybe I still think there's a movie we can sit here the entire episode and pick apart seriously Honestly, honestly I'm sure the point to be podcast strictly most because they dedicated to that I do want to ask one thing though. I don't accept the multiverse because anybody else feel like the one series is basically just their kind of shitty version of Flashpoint no, no, no, I say that You know Just a series of one-offs At the towards the end make they make it a point to Let us know that it's been reversed and does not matter It's the same story And the I don't know if you remember it. I hope you do but it's I think it's a two-parter where it's like what if Captain America like we didn't get frozen or whatever and then the second issue was like what the punisher came Captain America They connect yeah, I'm like I'm gonna buy arms and shit and Frank has realized he can't just open He's essentially a sport.
Yeah, I was gonna say he's essentially a guy's Yeah, he goes half Americans man of like blood and flesh and I'm like neither he becomes the captain or something That is just like No, it's just like the captain or something. Yeah, but you're oh god. It's horrible very mid 90s No, it wasn't Jim Lee accident bad I just for days Start the pop the pooching at that point he had at least four that was Cable was really the first character in that Utility It was a vest there was a belt there were shoulder straps like straps straps Like Bag or what I call it Yeah, it was just like oh I've got time grating like Fuck where'd you go? Women wish they can have pockets like you can never talk in Spain I'm not a purse for first was a camp director's bag because of its size.
I get it I have mom purse and it's totally fucking useful as hell, but it is not small Moving on in the I was actually gonna make a point on the new bridges Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just bitches. It's it up fast Very thankful you never Was gonna say style that would not be a good look for you. Do you not remember that?
Box games accidentally bought skinny I'm changing the tribe on general. We're skinny. Yep, they put them up the first time and then warm up by the gasps. Yeah, it was awesome Understand the concept of skinny jeans.
I like how you said I'm just then your voice one of a few Yeah Sausage popping out of its casing. Yeah, that's kind of what wearing skinny jeans when they aren't your thing is like Was that it was more popping less sausage in my case It was a big part I was getting there I was just coming up with the right phrase also Radio show that Doug and I never have completely finished there was a character who was once very large and referred to as quote Manazing herself into a final dress. Oh, I bet some god girls like that Do what you need to do to get yourself into the article of clothing button manneys is just not a smell that goes away easily Call was like Okay Maybe 17 or 18 and I have this pair of vinyl pants which were fine However, I wore them on a hot day and I got so warm to heat shorted out the pager in my pocket That's a real fucking story That actually and this is why I was bringing up a couple days ago. That has one of uh Your favorite lines I've ever written in or written something good.
Yeah, it's getting it's and I do it now as well And you have to use three body parts for the door But it was the line of the book was getting your Getting your hearts ass kicked in the balls Okay, yeah, and now I slowly that if I do a shot that gets me weird. I'm like oh man just think I literally just face in the ass So yeah, it was a lot from your head No, it's like I said we never finished that maybe we'll have that you know optimist back and we'll finish it but still oh that I look back on that and it's there's some good stuff. There's a lot of rough. There's a lot of rough Um, it was a lot of Was uh was a bit of a learning curve and I heard the uh nerdest episode that was the Futurama Um radio play.
Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, we went about it all the way. Yeah, but there's some there's no idea Yeah, are we should live on brick and worry? Yeah, I actually wanted to touch on the shank teacher to if they have a Rid more that thing pretty short Uh, talk about a high concept episode. Yeah a little bit.
Um, so Now here the ice cream truck in the background. I've got I know I know I know I know I know I know I do you could insert one of those uh Put them like whiskey Basically sounds like a coming of age novel actually whiskey whiskey milkshakes. They make so there's a There's a there's a no no I didn't think yes. I said whiskey.
There's a burger joint in Vegas in the in the mall between the Luxor and mentally Bay. It's just called burger bar up. They have an amazing chocolate milkshake with whiskey in it So Really fucked up No, so tally speaking of whiskey and Guinness. I will say that uh recently it's been proven I'm still the fastest carbon drinker.
I haven't done that in years. Neither of I but someone bought me a car bone I was like, you don't know what you just know. So for the one summer that Doug and I actually worked at the same place Um, he and another employee there totally had a real thing for taking car bombs We would race them we get three and a wagon race them. I actually got up to dub speed and was faster than Doug for a short period of time That's that's a that's a proud point mind you kids.
This is not something you should have one No, there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no no uh, uh, There's the opposite of trying to be there's a follow-up point to that which is after that I'd gotten hired at an Irish car and before I started marching Like I said before I started working there. I totally tried to drink myself out of car bombs You know when you drink something so much you never want to fucking drink again. Didn't work. No, no It's like drinking a loaf of bread I mean, no, just heaviness and calories not so so unplug it Okay, you ready up drinking dumb shit.
Yes. I'll give us the first place Trigging dumb shit I recently had a memory of seeing a friend and we were seeing peaches and lady tron and fucking gothic and it was so long ago I was still drinking red bull and blueberry slowly I actually forgot the lady shot to the point when you said that I'm like there was a chip dressed up as strong Yeah That's the way you said lady tron like I was Called the G-string Remember the G-string which is like the only trick that has ever made me time travel Yeah, I remember correctly it was strawberry and vanilla stoli with the orange 180 energy drink. Uh-huh I was actually good. It was scary good I was gonna say that sounds Shuggery and it was the only reason we stopped drinking it is because the energy drink 180 changed their formula and when organic and it tasted like ass Yeah, unfortunately was also part of a large degree for shots called painting line.
Yep And one of them was the painting line or the paint dropper line It was a painting line because one of the shots in there was called yeah, what the shots in there was called the yeast infection This was also at the same bar that you know many years ago one of the bartenders had a ladder and a pier stick I still have never seen this job And so whatever these girls walk in the bar, you can always tell like Like Because he's a little guy is the guy dipping his dick in the shots and stuff no He would just say yeah Yeah Like Very talented peers are now he's an e-arner's Guys and gals if you get your penis and or genitals peers it is and or Permanent it's more specifically for male if you were to get your penis peers and remove it those holes would not close and you would in fact P through all three of those No, no, no, no, it's your skin because you're so soft. Yeah, it's so soft It doesn't fully close and so you will always have to plug that hole My father is a piercer and I was training one at one point to be a piercer so I had to do medical all the sense like medical I guess educating myself and I mean I have seen some things Favorite part of that whole day at the bar compass dick on it Sorry when they when Eric first sold the bar it became the frappler bar that now is these People were in there being assholes and they're like leaning on the bar with their elbows on it and they're talking shit And I was like hey Dave you're dicks seen about every inch of this bar, right? Around so you can give me your father this I've never seen his junk what small percentage does that put me in and I don't mean even An essential way I just literally never laid eyes on his I live in two years I Was one girl he brought back the house one time no Did she can't know where she live don't it yes, yes? Yes, yes, there's one well no this girl she was kind of crazy cuz she was a girl but The obnoxious amount of volume and noise she would make well he was fucking her because Opposite side of mine the opposite side of building up mine and and like it was like she was getting railed in bed with me It was that fucking nice.
I can I can hear every little fucking vibration in her voice She was wow bitch and it's the part where she finally stopped. I was like, okay I think we got water down I walked out and Dave watch out the same time just look at him like Dude you got gaggard next on her fucking something like yeah, that was a bit extreme This group of friends that point time I think I was within the only 5% that never saw his junk Yeah, and I'm also within like that girl wise probably 70% that was never interested in taking that's probably the smaller list Yeah, well, it's just one of those things where it's a big dick. He's a great guy. He's a great guy Like I said, it's one of those things where it's just like that was never for me He was always just my friend and the only time he ever saw my boobs was when he was putting capture beats in so it's changing out My jewelry and the nips so it's just one of those where everybody's like so Dave's touched your boobs I'm like yeah, but in the most professional way fucking possible.
I paid him. It's fine. I actually did it for free Hey, I also he also took stitches out when I almost lost this figure and as a princess got weirded out by it So I would just go by the tattoo shop about every week or so so we could take another stitch out She was totally grossed out by taking stitches out by not doing piercings I would just like to say that this podcast is so diverse This day guys sounds great I was I'm holding another baby. Oh, yeah, my actual arm Which by the way, I've heard a funny me, but was that's like impressive but also slightly worried, you know I know of it.
No, it's actually surprisingly good. It's really funny But there's a part of the poke and God fight and God of course drinks down and the pope just looks down It's not just there to intimidate me. I was like The planet Which will now hopefully talk about it. I'm not uncomfortable.
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Let's know either. We all know that joke. I love all you do So we can Morty Rick and Morty. Thank you Hi, I got that episode a lot of time travel time acceleration for the wine the whole People kind of like a speed up petri dish of young culture that now he's Morty Yes, just because he's trying to get Jessica a glass of wine So that she'll make out with him.
She accidentally becomes a time god, but the episode. Yeah, and it's just gonna do it that yeah Yeah, honestly, I hope they don't pull like a even more anything. Just let it go like I kind of want to see that They haven't let it go. They just he's still present.
They haven't fully kind of dealt into it They've just gone from tip. Just the tip just tip just a second just to see how it feels just a bit you know It was a great episode Now would you call me an adult if anything less your boss also Yes, I know I'm a walking talking stereotype Not I'm not working on it. I never made a note about you being Jewish and that agent living I'm not Jewish technically is a mother's vagina Jewish years is I know it's a bit across thing He's just to do it. It's not A thing is it yeah, yeah It's a dogmatic lot built into perpetually the culture Like I said I'm technically Jewish if me or either of my sisters had children they would technically be Jewish however I think that you and my life dying out this generation as nation.
No pun intended You met at least one of my sister's family Yeah, she's okay Trying to survive the jujo yeah Another jujo okay, so basically she's trying to survive getting her masters in using in Texas. She's okay. She's not great Yeah, but you miss us with criminal reference Ignoring it. Oh great.
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No, no, it's a little bit better than the lean They had to do the lean. Yeah, it's actually just shoes with holes at the bottom and he would hook the holes in The Jesus Christ You leave that you out of this What I'm speaking of that though I had to go get one of our bosses when we were leaving last night He's like I'll be there in a minute I just have to put this money back in the safe and I'm like I can hold this money and because I don't know him well enough I did not make a jujo, but I really wanted to I feel like that you would have an okay with it I don't know if it was Phil. I don't know if it was enough for them. Exactly.
That's why I'd be like it's okay I'll do this up. Give me the money Ju this up went to do become a verb a long time ago. It's a very it's a London slur Oh, I'm really glad enough to know it was just one of those I quote I jude them down on the price It's a yeah, okay. It's a very well-known slur and not a good one, but you know no different she's the one I'm shy see I was figured she's just a nice way of saying shit.
No. No. She's a very bad way of saying Jewish No, no, I'm just saying until okay. I didn't know it was bad.
I was saying to you I was like a word for like someone is kind of scummy someone is kind of oh No, she's like really like a Yeah But it's aimed at I'm sorry, Jewies the keyword. Yeah, that's what I was gonna I was referring to it as a keyword. I was Oh, sorry Okay, say the whole word Oh We were not Oh Yeah, I'm up to part I'm just really gonna start calling her by her first name. It'll be fine Bell house Was It was Pamela Anderson as an animated series Barbed wire Laser 89% success right also do you guys know that they're making a movie about their life?
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You don't actually want to talk to a friend about having a gift basket for one night's stands, which would involve water and red bull and Gatorade, and maybe some wet wipes. But you would also have to fill out a basically customer satisfaction review before you got to get the basket. And fare for the bus. Change for the bus.
Get out there. I feel like at this point it'd be like a list. No, it'd be like a list. Give party now.
You can bless her. Sorry, is that me? As much as she wants to do the review, depending on how they perform, they're going to have fare or bus fare. OK.
So there's a good study, yeah. I don't want to realize that really depends on what you're saying. Because my list is a good one. Yeah, I agree.
Very much so. I feel like the future is now. Wouldn't you just call him a lift or something? It depends on how good your performance was and what city you live in.
All right, fair enough. And drive to the available. I mean, shit, if you're really good, I'll buy a goddamn plane ticket. Well, just a thing, though.
The worst part is that you're like, go the fuck away. Not that I haven't done it to the extent of a plane ticket. No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck away. Thank you.
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You said few. I said much. I say about what I said. How much time do you have to spend together in seven days?
Like 24 hours? Depends how hot they are. Yeah, four days was too long. Yeah.
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I'm trying to keep this trying to trust. Sometimes you just call it. The way we pass tracks. This is the part of the movement.
No, no, yeah. The border lines wrapped. There's a ton of CGI. Of course.
So probably won't see it until yes. No. No doubt. No doubt.
Sorry. I had a flashback and was like, yeah. That's a good job. I'm like, oh, we're standing.
I know. What you saying is you get bus fare? I really expect that to just break. I got a lot of buzz.
I got, no, no. I got bus fare. I get sneakers. That's actually more valuable than bus fare.
Okay. I'm not. I got the gift that you get to keep using. I got, I got a journey gift card.
Okay. I'm not lie. There was an incident once where I was walking home from the fucking club and stopped by a friend's suddenly totally ended up doing stuff and afterwards I did not want to take the 20 fucking minutes to relay my 20 whole DOS and totally still a pair of his shoes and carried my boots. Did you get them back ever?
Of course. I would say that's like that. Do you get them? No, I lost one.
Do you get them? I'm not gonna say anything right now. Great. Where were you?
So that wraps. I don't know if we've talked much about the movie at all. Nope. Based on the awesome fucking game franchise, it's my favorite games.
I'm obsessed with it. Every fun color they made, I've got it. I've got two shirts. I wouldn't surprise you if I eventually have to have any of the characters but probably We'll argue about that out there.
I like those zero, in fact. No, zero's my boy. Anyway. You're getting any one.
It's Claptrap. Really? He succeeded all of the other characters in being in... How many of you have minion in the second game?
The entire game? Also considering the name of our podcast, we'll try the Claptrap. I am the Claptrap. I hope you're wondering.
I mean, it's not noisy kind of real. No, it's Electro-Gonory, other than a noisy killer. Don't be great again. You'll like it.
You know what that burps only goes out from the crowd. Wordline says, Raft, it's got an insane cast for a video game movie. It's got Jamie Lee Curtis as Tannis, Oscar Woodwood, and Caitlyn as Lilith, Jack Black as Claptrap. Kevin Hart's in there.
Kevin Hart's role, which was a weird one. Weird, but now I'm okay with it. You know, also, I think it's more of a sense of Kevin Hart and Jack Black working together on that stupid... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That doesn't mean he does. Yeah, do you mind jim, yeah, do you mind jim movie? You know what I mean? I mean, that actually I liked it was the rock where he's playing like a spy.
The rock was playing a spy. Oh, um... That's like all of a sudden. That was like all of a sudden.
Yes. That was like a... That was like a crazy thing. That was fun.
Yeah, that's that movie. All one of you. 40-year-old virgin. That's right.
No, he has the guy who's in... He's arguing with one of the other characters. With a Romanum alco. He goes...
He's about the price of a stereo. It's like a house and word and... Oh, you want the n-word now. I'm not going to have to do that.
Are we able to say that word? Necromas? No, not as by people. Narcotics?
My last name? Oh, Nickelback. Oh, oh, oh. That's an in-is.
That is an in-word. That is the in-word. All right, well, you know, so that you're going to get us in so much trouble. Anyway, you've got...
Yeah, tennis, cleft, wrap, roll and Lilith. I'll do it around, please. Nick, you realize that basically just sounds like you're trying to change your mind in the middle of a fucking thought. You also realize we're going to start subbing that word for that word.
No, it's not going to end well. However, what I was going to say is... I want both of you to name the best comic... Sorry, not the best video game movie you can think of.
Video game movie? Yes, and that's the thing. That's what this is. I know what you're going to say, and I've never seen it.
I don't care. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I know what you're going to say, and I've never seen it. I don't care. I want to use it in this way. Well, Mark.
No. Did you do a game movie? What's in it? Um...
Silent Hill is actually a pretty decent video game movie. The original Mortal Kombat. First evil actually wasn't that bad. The first reason evil wasn't that bad.
The Silent Hill is a pretty solid game movie. I never saw a solid one. I didn't even play the game. Neither did I, but still...
I'm on the fence about Doom. It was not a good movie. It was not a good movie. Like I said, if you don't ever play Mario Brothers, Mario Brothers is really campy and fucking hilarious.
But they are talking about making a... Follow up? No. They extended the standard cut version of it.
Oh, God. Mario Brothers. That's not a good one. Why is that a thing?
I was going to say they're making a... What's that? Cyber... What's in the fucking game?
The video game. It's a video game where you play stealth game. If you get seen, shit goes south in the league. Uh, Metal Gear.
No, but it's the guy with the fucking night vision goggles on all the sales. Uh, that's what I saw. Yes, Splinter Cell. Splinter Cell.
No, no, no, no, no. It's fucking awesome. There's also talks of Metroid movie. It's in the same, though.
People are going to freak out. That's a lady. Oh, turn the mic shut in the internet. Go fuck that shit.
No, turn the mic shut in the internet. No, turn the mic shut in the internet. It's a lady. It's a lady.
It's a lady. It's a lady. It's a lady. It's only a lady.
It's only a lady. It's only a lady. It's not necessarily good fucking movies, but there are some fucking sandouts. And the thing is, with Resident Evil, they made that into a franchise.
Which, The Machine Returns. Very Machine Returns. Very Machine Returns. Oh, now they're going to reboot it.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. They've got the... Yeah.
Like a surprisingly good horror movie based on a... Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I don't know how referring to him.
I don't know how referring to him. I don't know how referring to him. So fucking right. Referring to him that way is any better than just saying the word you want to say.
Do not say it. Nickelback. You guys know you're going to get us a pan for some things. You mean that guy?
Rhett is a thing. Just a minute. There we go. You are making me so uncomfortable right now.
Like that's not abnormal. More uncomfortable than normal. Oh, God, this is worse than just silence. Okay, we should move on.
We should go back. What? I'm going to silence. No, that's a really good phrase.
Nickelback. Awkward silence. So I'm going to explain it for a quarter of a lens? Yeah.
With the black guy? No, that's good. Jack Black? Jack Black is a clap trap.
I'm actually pleased to have a clap trap and expect me not to laugh. Let's see if that's the other black guy. Okay. You said Jack Black.
Jack Black. Is that a big game game? Can we believe we actually developed a big deal of head to the show? I do believe that.
Oh, that killed the party. Okay, cool. So that was the rush. Fill the room.
Can we believe we're actually developing that for show? Yep. And admittedly, I thought I thought, I don't really like games. I thought the storyline of Cuphead was really interesting and different.
They're making a game. That's what I said. I'm set for Cuphead. So who do you think Daenerys Chonkarian actress, Emilia Clark, is playing in the Marvel Universe now?
It's interesting. She's not. No, she signed on to be in the Marvel Universe. I can't remember which movie she's going to be in.
I think it was going to be either Secret Wars or the Batman and the Wasp, Pontomanian. I think it's Skrull Queen. Skrull Queen. Does the Skrull Queen come and drive into her?
No, I don't think she's set to be in. Apparently, there's a little bit of those. She's an awful tryout. It's also just one of those things where the actor played Daredevil.
I cannot think of his name. He totally talks about throwing ass V-Con and completely bombing the audition because he was playing a blind character. Fantastic. That was incredible.
Very briefly, I did re-watch most of the Marvel Universe on Netflix recently. One, I really hate fucking Electra. I really hate Electra. It's over the banking on the boxing match scene.
You can say ring boxing ring. It's over? No. There's, it's called.
Is it really? No. I really hate her. I also have to say, I completely forgot how good the Luke Cage soundtrack was.
Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's because, uh, Celine? D-U- No.
Celine? Not Celine. Celine? I know.
I was thinking. I could be wrong. He might be Celine, but he was like friends with like Biggie. Okay, calm on.
Seriously? I can't take it. My good. He got famous in on my bandaid.
I'm gonna take it off. Did a bunch of Nickelback guys work on it? Okay. Oh, a bunch of bros.
I'm gonna have to make it back guys. We also realized that the lead singer of Nickelback was very briefly married to Avril Lavigne. She still is. No, they've been worse.
She just knows that. Good for her. However, I would love to talk with Celine. I'd like to move on and talk about it too.
You mean we were done with Borderlands from like 20 minutes ago? Borderlands, we never even started Rickin' Morty. I said change it like three times. I think we just throw names out there.
Yeah. So we're gonna try to ask, I know. And then Dix. And Nickelback.
I think I'm 10. Like with punch-asses holes. Just a... I don't get to talk anymore apparently.
No, I'm sorry. I know we could control you. For years and not in a fun way? Clarifying.
Actually, don't. Sweet tooth. What about sweet tooth? I love sweet tooth.
I guess she's. What are Netflix? I'm sorry. The doctor's light should just fucking die and fuck right off.
Don't hold back. Is it? Because she's India? She's not fucking going into races.
But now you can fucking fuck Wild. It's because she basically convinced him she was worthy enough that he should perform Visia sections and Deceptions of actual children. I know. His moral compass has gotten really murky.
His moral compass was really good until his wife started fucking with it. Am I the only one that found that the sweet tooth was a bit annoying? Oh no, he bent. He was whiny as hell.
No, but he was also... At some point I was like, I don't like this child, but I also want this child to succeed. No, second step. He always calls me.
But I don't mean to talk because I understand. I don't know. Only tomorrow. I don't know.
Now, you're following that? I forget. and they have their style so badly. What?
I thought it was great. Oh, no. He's supposed to look that nasty. Right.
OK. That makes sense to us. But you get lies about their actual relationship the entire time. And you think you listened to them?
I mean, in commercial. What? There are no Reese's people that are cops. Sorry.
Like I said, it's also just the fact that, like I said, they have these secondary characters. And most of them are actually pretty interesting and you learn a lot more about them. I am annoyed they ended up connecting Baron Wendy. I don't know if that was a comment.
I didn't read through two. I didn't read through two. I want two, but I feel like it's their second season. I shouldn't.
They're doing a second season. They have been used. I was like within days on the first one. Thanks.
And I was doing it. Didn't they? Not officially. Not an official announcement.
I heard that they wanted to. It's going to happen. I heard that they wanted to. I didn't hear anything about it.
They have not been official announcement yet. Here's the thing. The comic book series itself didn't really last very long. No.
So it's like, make it one of my time here. Think about how they're comics. That's relatively short for a comic book series. I know, but if it's a finite, the way like why the last man has an end point and same as an end point.
I guess that makes sense. I guess that's the one thing that's going to be the comic book series. And then just start making a show off. I mean, they're going to go walking.
Exactly. No, exactly. You went walking down. I went to him.
No, but they're both correct. Yeah, they're both correct. Here's the thing though. If they don't get a second season, I'm going to be fucking furious because they left us in the nastiest cliffhanger.
You mean the concentration camp cliffhanger? Yeah. No, it's literally that. No, I have a stuff park thing running around my head right now.
I was talking about the Jewish people. I was like, baby, I'm a cot of cot of cot of cot of cot of cot. Fuck! Yeah, the first three minutes.
What are the big plot points is that a very massive virus kills off most of the human population. Yeah. So it's like, oh, I've been trying to think about a virus coming to the planet for about a year and a couple years now. And now I'm watching this thing that they go and then a virus where I was the planet.
I'm going, cool. That was actually the deer kid wearing a mask. That was actually originally the plot line for a fuck of winter soldier. I know.
And they mended it completely to bypass that whole scenario because they didn't want it to be too close to what was happening. Yeah. The first three episodes when they're chasing Carly, they run into her in trucks full of vaccinations that they're stealing for their people. That's a mention.
I'm sorry. I can do the movie winter soldier. Oh, Harry Falcon winter soldier. Yeah, I was like, wait, what?
Like, it's a sweet tooth. I like it. I like it. I like it.
I like it. It's so charming. They've left us at a really odd point. I need a lot more information.
You're totally getting out of it. Like I said, I still need a lot more information on basically character background for Tallman. Big man. No, you've seen all season.
Yeah, watch all of it. Oh, you mean when he's part of the, yeah, yeah, the. Well, that's a comic book reference. Yes, I get that.
No, no, no, but yeah, his back's right between the death of not death. No, they just disappeared. They just disappeared. They don't know.
There's no confirmation that there's death. They said they were taken. No one ever mentioned anything about death. The general like really like that looks like JK Simmons.
I thought rescued from help boy. No, that's exactly right. But he said it was like JK Simmons. Also, just the end of the first season.
But his mom is there. She seems like a stupid fucking kind. She accidentally created him. Also, I'm sorry.
I don't know about you guys. But if you find a frozen virus, you leave that shit a fuck alone. Yeah, that's Resident Evil 101 right there. That's also, I don't know if you've ever watched it.
The series called Fortitude. You know what I'm talking about. Such a good series. It's an incredible series.
And it's one of those where you think it's a supernatural thing that's happening. No, it's just an ancient fucking virus that has come back alive and drive people crazy stuff. It's also the textbook definition of conflict is doing something outside of your better. Okay, just because it doesn't mean you should.
Well, with everything built in the way it is right now, I'm sure we'll see if that's going to happen for real. Well, Fortitude gave us the warning on that one. I mean, at this moment, the man with graveyard and that's how this shit happened. At this point, it's going to be an episode of Futurama where we're just dropping giant ice cubes into the fucking Arctic temperature.
Did it work in the long run? Did not work at all. Actually, okay. But that's just a lot of things.
That should have all of garbage to another. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Evil be gets evil, I guess. Is that how the pro-creating is? Yeah. And now we're back to giant things.
Pass. That reminds me of the scene from the Austin Powers. I'm going to finish by a couple of quick things. Oh, I was just making an Austin Powers shot.
On you. Cool. The new shirt club. Oh, yeah.
I'm wearing a Loki shirt. I like the new rock star. I want to throw in some Shang-Chi trailer comments real quick. Abomination.
Okay. Honestly, besides abomination, I want to more focus on the location. They're in Magi-Pour. There's a flag behind them on one of the trailers that's a Magi-Pour flag.
And that was the... The port just got established in the Falcon Winter Soldier. That was where the power broker was established. I guess that it's not until September.
I still feel like they should be doing a harder meeting at the short. Well, here's the thing. They're trying not to take away from Black Widow. It's what, from my standpoint, is that they're trying to establish Ching-Chi, but they're also not trying to take away from Black Widow.
The next weekend is the Fourth of July. There are no big movies coming out this Fourth of July weekend. Also, you know, spoilers, I have seen reviews from people who have already seen Black Widow. And they say it's worth the wait.
It's, you know, I've, on the fence. I've seen people who are like, this is the greatest movie. It's got a lot of connections. I've also seen reviews that it's like, you know, they kind of just wasted money on this.
They could have put it out at any time. It really doesn't have too much to... I will watch anything with David Harbour as Red Guardian. When he fits in the suit and they fetch him, I don't care.
It's awesome. That just makes me think of being credible as many quests to put on the suit again. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Anyone else think that that's a stranger thing's reference to being a Russian guardian now? I think that's a little bit, yeah. The latest Stranger Things series. The last episode from the last season.
It's kind of like, what I know, I kind of wanted to bring up something weird. How many comic books and spy novels are going to delve into it? They'll go back. We're going to delve into what?
Sorry. I'm not recording any longer. I think you know. I don't know.
Ballet schools being spy schools. I don't know. Probably a lot. That happens on the screen.