Suck it blue. And welcome to Opause, just the clap. I'm Doug, I'm joined by my still work companion, obviously Lizzie, Medo, and Deb. Hi, Giddy.
Traktor is here too. Stay off the mic, Kat. He's actually quite it. He's just played an asshole.
The only show that has seen an uptick, a staggering uptick of games that use urination as a game mechanic. Is that really such a bad thing? It actually makes sense in one of them because in BioMute, you play that little run in Rocket Rocket game I was talking about. Whenever you get to like a signpost, a fast travel signpost, you play Market.
I didn't know this in my first account. Who asked for this? I did, so again. So first time I remember seeing basically Baffrum mechanics in a game was the old Deadpool game.
Yeah, there was a... I could be completely told that many games in South Park, the Fractured Butthole. Of course there was. And now I'm singing a song about Lemme Winx in my head.
And then Death Stranding, that Norman Rita's game. If enough people get the same spot. I do remember that. I'm so videoed.
Death Stranding? Is that called Death Stranding? No, Death Stranding. Aaron and I have been saying it for a long time.
I'm calling it something else in my entire life. That's fine. So we have a lot of stuff to get through, but there is one thing all four of us actually saw. We all finally saw Black Widow.
Yep, yep, yep, nice. I thought yesterday I have to ask the three of you, there's one thing that really fucking bothered me the entire time, and there was no explanation for it. Why the fuck does Taskmaster have a hood? Fashion choice?
Keep the song on the belt. No, the never thought it was a bullet hat. First of all, it's a sheet. Second of all, it never goes up.
I'm not thinking. And it's just like a weird little knit hood attacked basically what looks like a GI Joe villain. It's where she got it up. It's where she goes in the stealth mode.
Oh, no, protocol. Yeah. First of all, she always said it goes protocol. It's just a little bit of protocol.
It looks like literally a crochet knit hood. What the hell? It's Kevlar. You're Kevlar.
She's Russian. She was actually Russian real life too. She was the actress in Quantum of Solace. She was?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. By the way, are you guys familiar with the song, Rama Raspy Teen? No.
It's a really weird little song about Raspy Teen. And unfortunately, because we've been having Black Widow, it's been playing a lot at work. And I'm like, yay, let's completely play up more Russian theory of types. Great.
I'll get her Russian here. She runs for later. You hit Russian what? Oh.
Yeah, I got the thing. No. Okay. So I asked you guys, what are your feelings on Black Widow?
I really enjoyed it. I liked how much of a standalone it was. I liked that it was a good send-off for her. I sort of liked that it was an introduction to the new Black Widow.
Alina. Or the White Widow. Or whatever she was up being. Does anybody else think that Elena and Wanda should really hang out?
Are you looking for lesbian shipping now? No, actually, it's more the fact that they have a lot of sheer trauma and background. And I would love to see their banter. Same thing with fucking Elena and Hawkeye.
I would love to see their banter. I would love to see their banter and make it look like I can. I'm going to get that. Well, yes, but it's how long and how much?
I'll be most of the hawkeye. Probably most of the hawkeye. Probably most of the hawkeye. Maybe only once.
I enjoyed the character a lot. Like I said, I can see her being definitely an added element. I also just like the fact that they can make her an exact copy of Natasha. No, of course not.
Sure. She's a little heavy. I appreciate it then feeling in that gap of all of a sudden Natasha's blonde. You know what I'm going to do?
Yeah, I'm going to do a little chat about her. Okay. She gets the best from Elena. They do the pre-show.
And one of them was everything that happened in the Marvel Universe. And they're going through everything that comes up to Black Widow. At some point in time, they're like, and then you see Endgame and you have no idea what the fuck is going on with Natasha's hair color. The upper natural hair color is going back in.
She's not going to get it. Yes, I know, but we didn't get that explanation to begin with. And I assumed it, but since people apparently didn't get it told to them, they needed to see it. Anyone else think it was a little boy, a little girl at the beginning of the movie?
Yes, very not so. No. I did for a second. Then I started playing.
I was like, oh, that's probably Natasha. Very quickly. I realized it. I did that they have.
like the first two first you know that the bottom is this in the second one yeah I'm sorry game like talk about like what I was talking about good good good good good also be a little bit annoyed at the end that we didn't get a full confirmation of death of the main antagonist who's I mean what is this but yes she blew up a building before and he wasn't dead I need to see flaming fucking bones actually I actually another point in case is they dropped an entire building on crossbones and he somehow yeah came back just saying yeah he's still pretty he's still pretty somehow you know he's seriously dead are they seriously dead I mean that was the whole premise of the movie of why he was still alive in the first place you didn't go into it there's a lot of grooming involved there was a lot of grooming involved it was a lot of grooming involved it was kind of creepy yeah oh my god you're very much underage girls also just how close he was to control over them like that with lots of power people in the world I'm like oh so he's Jeffrey Epstein this was very much a sex trafficking he was Harry's Jeffrey didn't hang himself didn't get it no stop that's hot I told you to stay off the mic so much the captain quit no I mean I don't know yeah not on the cash okay yeah yeah this was certainly a I thought a slight a hand of sex with me I don't really say this literally but I can't think about the better term than tongue-in-cheek about you know I mean that fun but I mean it's definitely like a little like not to like hey this is wrong yeah yeah I was probably shouldn't do that shit's creepy I'll admit it was a bit unexpected of something that Marvel Disney would put out they do you know he's new in particular Marvel I could see the Marvel I can see that but Disney okay anything like that you know also I can see that are true but I can see that being the reason they never verbally confirm they never verbally confirm that he is in fact actually like basically trafficking younger women himself they never confirmed that verbally he never says I'm trafficking women he doesn't say traffic anybody does say how he's got women all over the world yeah and he and he specifically states that a lot of them start young he starts them young Yelena and Nat did so he also relates he says eliminate the ones that don't fit the formula I assume he straight-up sold him in his ex-trafficing or like you know trying to use the training I don't I feel like if he tried I feel like if at any point he decided to set traffic them out then there would be a chance any of them would speak about what they had with her keeping everything in behind it so if they can't handle the training they die because if they get let go they're gonna have what they did handle up into that point and all of the knowledge of where they were what they're doing who he is what he looks like when they have the whole scene with Natasha disguised talking to him he's standing so freaking close to her that entire time well I don't know yeah I don't know if you know anything about him from the comics but he specifically puts himself close to them because of his like the firm okay no he does in fact use that to his advantage none of his operatives can hurt him yeah that's also why he doesn't go out in the open too much because the the natural air will mass that firm and they won't be able to smell him as well so he's always usually in close quarters yeah very much appreciate the fact they did not try to force in a lot of interest for either of the younger two female doctors over the number two yeah they did talk about it the guy that she gets over her procure yeah he was to be more involved with her I'm glad they didn't do it that sounds like you can like hook up that he's still attached and she's like she kind of is it about as much as she is anybody yeah but I really like the fact that I didn't try and force some kind of love story in there for either of the girls because I'm like I would have just waited down and throw along the storytelling and seemed completely exciting almost awkward sweetness of red dardian and Rachel Weiss when they're at the dinner table I love that but I'd also like to talk to actor who plays red dardian never heard apparently he is thrown into a niche of playing awkward foster father to very unique and weird girls really never happens like I said he's totally not doing the same thing he was doing in stranger things like this only what the heavier I love them I love them I was almost effing died laughing they realized he had Karl Marx tattooed across the stuff yeah who who they confirmed was the first official meeting in the Marvel Cinemas he turns into a giant like I said it's just I see the coral when they're doing that arm wrestling scene and like show the other hand show the other hand be Marx be Marx and I'm like yes yeah they'd marvel Disney did confirm that he is in fact the first interesting you had I didn't really take a deep dive into the trivia after I watched it what I do I also appreciate it they did a little bit more graphic with injuries like you didn't see a lot of they were hitting each other no but it's just one of those were like with the what the black widow that they're running away from when she falls over like being broken oh for like being broken twisted you haven't really seen them doing twisted that was a great little shit to look at every single thing it was boring but I thought it was a little more realistic was anyone like curious how the black widow in question got her hands on the antidote in the first place like I was already a thing they explained a little black widow they explained it a bit well when they mentioned that I was under the impression that it was I made it yeah that was the one that synthesized it because when they find her she's using that same equipment on the pigs your name the data Lexi maybe looks like you do you not see resemblance okay but was not the only one that left on the pig like I had a clock out which is like and I was giggling the whole time and I felt bad I thought they didn't want to kill a pig she was fully going to had a tauche and that's and I still like the inside joke they kept doing with them posing oh I love that what is this thing she's like touch a popper you know I love she does it she comes back up she's like oh I like the fact that they actually were a little bit more realistic about the costume fitting yeah because when Elena is wearing the white jumpsuit that was made for Natasha it does not fit her quickly yeah and that makes sense and the same thing with Rachel Weiss wearing the outfit doesn't fit her perfectly the other thing was is great girl Elena's office Elena's outfit is more military style and Scarlett's outfit was more as the another as the most well they were both they were both Charlotte's they were both scarlet suits yeah which is why I'm assuming just well because they were both from her hideout and I'm assuming that's why it was a little baggy on her because Natasha's taller yeah and I guess I'd also just the chicken jokes about the best with all the pockets I mean I actually need utility belt jokes I knew you loved my best it's so cool I think that wasn't too overly emotional well it's what Scarlett was wearing in the last exactly I knew that you like it yeah I knew it's so cool isn't it also I loved how realistic you know was like I was just gonna drive us away she's like what your plan sucks that never works like that's super realistic it's hard just able to just let's go wait a day did you think that the when I can't think it's chasing him was reminiscent of her running from Hulk in the first Avengers yeah yeah just the the cars being pushed over inside yeah things come down there I thought that my first thought was like a tank like that who went that by so I guess you know let's talk about the post-crancy because this was supposed to be maybe that was coming up for TV shows and I'm going to be doing it right yeah but the contest that shows back up and has a late night going after hot guy now Valentina Contessa like well the Fontaine's color Elaine I'm like how are you leaving me now just call her Val now now I hate because I hate fucking cycle so I don't give a shit I can't wait for her and Nick here to pop up together since they were X's I really wanted to do the dance like the p-dance god that'd be great the scene with it yeah so I was talking to you about this little car how I'm kind of getting the impression that Marvel's got three different very separate stories going on right now but they're building up to I'm not sure which is gonna pop first you got dark adventure being built up which was one of my theories for sure is you're gonna have like a mom nation you're gonna have the way not as a black widow purposes or white widow for that yeah I'm from Daredevil to get Hawkeye the dark Hawkeye and then we've already got US agent as a Captain America potentially white vision as a replacement for Wanda or vision or he becomes the one of the dark Avengers true and you got the young Avengers are always to build you up those all the kids to keep bringing in so I have a very fun theory after you're done yeah so they haven't really got into it yet there's the multiverse storyline I have a feeling that multiverse or what that and around time of dr. Strange like that and in because obviously there's no do what it all at but it's like what else is it's gonna be a primary story like there's gonna be at some point can't come up as a bad damn sure but I don't think it's gonna be a major storyline after dr. Strange probably for a minute because they're already doing low-key season two and that's gonna I think any kind of ending of that multiverse threat problem will happen until after that it's been confirmed that low-key season two will take place during dr. Strange multiverse amendments I'm having some of these together like pretty early in 2022 yeah I think March actually I think it's a point they're gonna have to but they're not gonna tend to do this one we're gonna have to prune the multiverse because right now that you have as King himself or like he remains okay we're looking at more this but I just really want to bring it out I want my tasmaster catharsis but they're gonna have to prune because another's a million kings which one is the one that's gonna be like that but then there's also a cosmic storyline but they haven't even started yet I was in garden story yeah quite a while so guardians three we don't have that long but remember before they fired gun and I told you this early guardian's three was supposed to be in phase four so we have long to learn a lot of sides five I get to shit so that's what I really don't I don't see I like to draw a lot of actors not very much like our ball boy like I said I would come for a little more I just have such a bad takes on us to open the first one I realize it's only different directors characters I just the other I your director did like end of watch I'm like everyone's so I'm like that's a great fit I can I was like what the I just don't have any interest in it to be fair he wasn't exactly given a lot of freedom when making a movie I don't care about I don't do it but I think they're gonna go with the college because you got Ms.
Marvel the marbles the marbles the Z which will be Maria Mariam and all them yeah and the secret invasion story like enough to that's so cosmic and gardens free which I'm not sure what that's gonna do I mean it's always a good and more currently exists I hope they bring it on more luck I mean that was the last thing they know that bring in you know maybe I can't use that way it's a pretty galactic maybe that's a way to like this has to be like the end all by the end of this whole thing not like that but that's like phase four whatever but you've had Thanos you've had one for them Kang I think I feel like they're gonna do I feel like they're gonna do an Odin Thanos scenario where it's like okay we deal with Kang and it's like but now the King's gone go act this can come in do whatever he wants kind of thing you know fantastic for what they start talking about that one yeah but I actually read Monster I'm fine I guess I read an interesting fucking trivia fact that Mads Milkins and some I can't am I pronouncing it for those little things like I said totally tried out for that first fantastic for movie as Mr. Fantastic and they asked him to pose like his arms were stretching like rubber and he just walked out of the fucking audition the first one the one with the scalper yeah like I said you guys know I'm gonna do it's one of those evidence to me just the one where Jessica Aldo was told to cry pretty and she almost quit acting yeah they told it that she did she didn't now she just has a company she's pretty fine so a past master black yeah let's hear much as well by the way does anybody else think that has master to us this is what Doug calls it when he writes down all his bitches about his underlings it worked no I don't do masturbation that's exactly what I'm gonna pass yeah that's not the first is what I call my drug I thank you for that that'll stick with me so really he's just copying what he's seen 90 minutes just you know I see the music is like violence never solved anything no yeah I can do that first one on you first one on you too that's that's the information from the matrix the same from the matrix and he comes I know so I'm gonna keep the pressure okay I love taskmaster I think that's a great fucking video it's photographic reflexes which is fucking awesome he started as a trigger shield and then decided to become a mercenary for higher than her training goons effectively for bad guys yeah when Gail Simone took over Deadpool and subsequently Agent X he was a great side character and foil to Deadpool being a mercenary I can't believe they turned a past master into a dead row now the genders and actually has been mentioned it's a little bit weird considering the previous character that has not speak at all that's not in the movie not in the movie but like I said not in the movie it was very strange between what the past master was in the representation of the movie that they didn't say single one one that makes sense one but they put the fucking I'm solution that was hard drive yeah the fucking USB drive or it hurt her neck I'm like a fucking damage robot I'm like the visor I don't know who yeah actually keep me out of that scene when they're touching the face and saying smile I'm like this is bullshit I hate it I was a guy so okay really good jumper the fucking gender spot is about me it's like weird dead Robocro because you could get the daughter dead and yeah it's a little it's a little women refrigerators but it still gives great offer everything was check out the motivation that you know a black widow plus you know defecting the shield and then it was like oh just like the fact that they've done redemption art I don't think they could put a child's death on black well yeah what their assassins no no I'm not saying that was wrong I'm saying that maybe then their justification is to keep her around that was the whole thing with that like well you know you're gonna kill Drake off daughter and she's like I'm trying to read my ledger like your ledger must be terrific I know I do like they finally brought that up because Loki brought that up yeah I guess I got no movie fancy way of saying see you next Tuesday what's wrong with saying that's it I swear regular faces saying mother cunt what's your point here so I just can't believe how far to departure was for character because he said he was an elite member of the red room he had the photographic reflexes and go the thing is every fight scene with her him whatever it in the fucking movie was over it was great I loved it everything you saw like him whatever I already said it but I like to think of what you know I'm a work of this is never the shield in the white Panther moves and spider-man leaves and all that actually really love to the use of the shield I thought that was very well done and I fucking liked it when Red Party installed a shield in the end because I'm like always finally getting a little bit of what he really wanted fighting Captain America steel and really it looks like Red Guardians Shield encounters yeah I just can't help big what a part was for one of my favorite characters like whether little it's an option for you it was like forgetable villain I'm like oh fuck a fuck Tony okay so here's I feel it I agree with everything you said as far as black that wasn't as easy where I know but no that's fine you said you're gonna keep it short yeah but here's what I hope this is time back into like they're building things up you take task master and she's obviously gonna be repaired well she's got the antidote to be free right but then they're gonna work with her I'm sure I'm like being a person because she hasn't been one in an hour long she could be in the running she could join you know instead of the dark hot guy you have task master on the dark adventures but obviously all black widows that have been free to now going to conform their convenience to finishing school and become mercenaries that way or if they become normal people yeah nobody's normal after something like that I was great fuck it was like a lot of fun such a good feeling that not enough people was seen as bad as that sure sure I'm right constantly they're like weird handler old who's like most male agents are welcome to search another man's growing yeah okay we should probably not be lost on that one because a highly underrated film that does not your logic but I think I think you know everything it's just like the way being introduced and Kate Bishop being introduced and the kids being introduced in scottalation like but they're still introducing bad guys too like the like task master and yeah of course she's coming back I didn't know her and the doctor shamed me possibly was okay he was still alive and that was a beautiful and wasn't he the one who started the ventures originally it was going on which that seems to be another version of dark Avengers that he started he labeled for the act of the heroes but yeah but no the rumor has it that there was a scene that when you see age of 13 power workers yeah yeah and I shared her well not what if we got agent card her cabin card but what's on the phone that we're gonna show that she was talking to a woman to phone normal normal normal normal normal normal normal point bad be cool and you already have the iron hatred armor yeah so here's here's something I wanted to bring up do you think they could be pulling a fast one on us and everything we've seen in these shows have been happenings and multiverses kind of iron-hearted kid's dream do you think all of the things we've seen so far have been branches because if you think about it Loki was supposed to be first Loki was supposed to be first in the show and the line line up of shows that came out sure so that was that which he would make the multiverse everything after it would be part of created look either the way they explain the whole time works different here like what he could basically take place during any two years exactly what he mentions he doesn't remember how long ago New York was the Ohio how long ago he had been there never talk about how long he had been working together before so we finally took him there's a lot of ways there's another area I think they're gonna make Taskmaster kind of mantle like they did with Black Widow I think they're gonna think most of Taskmaster's ability to copy everyone's stuff was in the technology yeah and the programming she had in her body that's why she was capable of mimicking everyone it was a combination of the two I feel like they could take the Taskmaster scenario and place that on somebody else I feel like Val could see that as a very big opportunity for her let me just take this and apply it to someone else I need to maybe that other no maybe that other person might actually be Tony Masters you know and then she goes off to be Ronin or something else things I'm sorry no you're fine I also feel like I want to touch on his theory about the whole Dark Avengers young Avengers thing I actually had a theory that we were gonna pull off both simultaneously and have a sort of clash for the title thing you know where the Dark Avengers where the Avengers now all of the younger kids are like no our parents were the original Avengers we need to fight for you know the sake of that name you want like the idea of civil war and you got government superheroes versus private super right exactly the young Avengers stay the more we're here to help everyone right Dark Avengers are we do what we need to do because it's what needs to be done versus you know you don't need to be a daredevil Jessica Jones versus sure sure sure there's a snap there's one yeah exactly I feel like again with the combinations of that and the multiverse I was quick complaining is finally going to drink a porter in the summer I mean there's peanut butter cup flavors so how gross I'm reluctant to open mine I'm just causing it's just borders are more winter so I'm curious so they do it with the two of interesting other obviously building home same time I was gonna say one last thing about black widow is I really appreciate that I did bring in I didn't bring in cat dinner they kept it I like that they tied in like how she got the quin jet how they got them off the raft I like that they didn't use the Avengers theme at all until she got it I thought that was a good not I like the fact that her messed up family was the adventures yeah which clearly we've seen very nice though I thought they did a nice job of sending off Charlie as his character she played for what 12 13 I thought it rounded it well without basically explaining every fucking step away you know sometimes you get a little bit too much you don't need every step of the story I would like to see you go in from Ross coming up on yeah no that's one of the best I had to not revealing it makes cooler they could cover it later in Roscoe had a flash back and other movie I'd be talking about like how she kicked the taster shit yeah maybe should maybe they did grab her and she's got a lot of I mean there's ways to bring out I would hope they all got wasn't around when she left with the quin jet was to go get out of the market that's true you call one of your superhero friends scarlet was never really talking right now yeah so I was in the yeah she was okay I wasn't but he was there he was there he technically side of what's on him doing something hacking systems or something like that I'd still like to see I would hope it was her own because she's fairly resourceable I love how it goes but I hope they keep it that way okay last thing on Black Widow did anybody else want to make a bunch of die heart jokes when Rachel Lee started crawling around in your desk thank you look at the coast no fun it'll be a good time that also if you're locking somebody in you fucking do something with a fucking air ducts bad design I like I thought I was a good movie I was a great movie I just said there was some bad design in there I think it had way more pros and cons definitely and one of the my thing was ever death kind of loomed heavy totally not related to the movie itself that did not one of the things that has come out actually today yesterday was they did $80 million or some ridiculous amount of money last weekend this weekend it was like a 62 or 67 the biggest drop second second worst I'm seeing you drop off into the first week everybody was very busy seeing the new space jam right well the theater the theaters are blaming Disney Plus yeah and maybe so but if that's the case if Disney's shares 30 bucks a pop to watch their money regardless so and a lot of that a lot of that is YouTube you know people do these live reviews and reactions to the movies so being able to have the movie firsthand in your home in record simultaneously is a lot much more preferably than having to go to the movie and then record afterwards I think I'd rather spend the 30 bucks on the long right or space jam well I guess it's really I still watch it I saw the trailer for the space and trailer break it's nice I don't really care for the same time he was very robotic I was also why the fuck did they need to make this because LeBron James is trying to oh they felt like there was at least two to three generations that were falling off of the whole space jam they could bring it back and it would be successful where where I got that in space I'm just not I hate LeBron James the person I hate him as I've watched it it wasn't it wasn't good he was very well anything anything I think the actor that played his son was a lot more energetic than he was okay for watching space jam it's like basically watching whatever ice cube does kids movies now are we there yet are we down yet okay now you guys want to talk about Loki yeah can we talk Loki for now only three in okay I mean like I said I would watch for but Disney was being a real D on Thursday night so I'd watch a new episode another episode of Dr. who like I said continue I don't mind you know it gotcha eventually we were talking about something I'm watching there yeah you could not we could not talk about it off there for sure I got it I got it go ahead one first thing which the sisters show PETA's and any bunch of pop culture spectacular PETA got something with my friend Calvin who very similar knowledge base to us we were talking theories before the finale I went they're not gonna have King pop up on a on a plus show like it's gonna be in one of the movies bad choice that bad Colin that we did talk about that last show that was that because they actually haven't seen Kenya yeah no I feel like I was that had had been the one that made that statement I feel very comfortable with being tricked in this matter because technically it wasn't King although it was a version of him technically what we were saying wasn't even he remains they credited him as e mortis which is one of King's yeah it was one of King's author so he's credited as e mortis who just goes by he remains that's why he's like she's still calling me that like one of my many names show folks yeah I got to see it for free so that helps but it was also just stupid and funny and relaxing and I really like Jason Statham then we'll compete with each other like in the first like yeah it reminded me of the spy versus spy movie next versus seven those rules in it's eternal oh yeah we're gonna go listen that's very low key first so yeah did you guys see Throg yes yeah throw thanks to the one one someone argue with a frog and loci gator from the same universe well croaking croaking croaking you can talk it out there was a scene from the second episode of Loki they talked about it a weekend it was King Loki being his guardian King my star brother and Drog was gonna show up and try to defeat him and he managed to look at Loki huh and so I said they put oh in the third second episode I'm glad that was confirmed because I was thinking that those last few scenes in the trailer where we see King Loki yeah might have been cuts from Loki kind of like imagining what would be if he did take Miss Minitz deal right now people said maybe it was a maybe it was her last time I should have a clip of what could have been right be if he can be for there's a the way I thought what the writers described it was it was a scene when he was watching the videos and stuff like that okay when they're going to his memory I would have liked to have seen the scene where which comes in for a recorded yeah he did the noise for a thrower shot I would have liked to have seen them for the scene we're looking for himself to a snake and scare store you know that way I realized who she was first I recognize her I think her who's still bringing her birthday smoking hot yes she's also about seven years old and after three kids including a set of twins she's still gorgeous is the Australian I don't think so because if so that still goes back to his conspiracy theory that the Australians have figured out like how to manipulate aging somehow because no one fucking ages I think Paul Rudd is somehow Australian at this point he really is he's looking for so long I think he's highly but I know she is Australian but yeah she's not even backing up on that still now oh my fucking oh my fucking good I said that you can bet me up on this one we did our Dante Moscow interview that man has not fucking moved you know let me see good I've got my contact issue hey Popeye yes she is I got a photo of the guy she was really not I don't know see what she is oh sorry I said go on to his side back to Loki yeah I'm gonna like bring him in I am my only wish was a little I wish they wouldn't separate it so be a lucky at the end of it I do like that he's all of a sudden surrounded by friends that are friends and at the TV a gods have been replaced by came yeah so curious what happens now he's supposed to show up in dr. Strange just born Spain sorry I mean she's a very Australian so she's not Australian juice repeat three kids including us at twins and she's still laughing and she's taking it more than three times oh yeah I don't know what you're talking about anyway um there's nobody there's nobody I mean if I had to be I had to be able to have a complete here I mean no thunder is pretty much too easy she's obviously worthy or for she's worthy of lifting the hand for sure she is worthy of lifting the hammer we can't hurt my finger oh yeah I wish they would have split them up I really like Sylvia as a character I'm glad they didn't kill her off or do something stupid I'm glad the series isn't over there's a lot of shit left to answer I love the fact that right is a series started out the actress who played Sylvie totally that article where she thanked Margot for designing a costume that was easy to breastfeed it yes and I'm like bad ass lady yes that actually makes sense it would be easy to breastfeed that you have some clips it's not yep can we talk about how I appreciate how much character development Loki got in the show we were talking about this off air that entire episode that did the Sylvie's backstory yeah yeah but the second episode was supposed to be about her yep and then no it's it's larval killed it and said no it's not looking well it's also there's things that we're gonna need a hundred percent need an origin story though it's one of those which is in super gods with Grant Morrison where he's talking about you don't need to retell the origin of Superman every time you can retell it and well no he was talking about how you can tell it in three panels alien planet dying with last survivor in a video no no no no no no it's doom planets what is it it's a word to three pounds but you don't need a detailed origin story for every character and you don't need to keep retelling them well and I think that that's where parents last last I think they kind of wrap that up in that scene whether we're all talking in the layer Loki layer can we not talk about the Loki there Loki comes on look for him he's not really too um he's not he's pretty anyway I think they know that but they're when they were talking about how they were all they had all technically live the same life and up until they decided to make a different choice is when they got pruned like a classic Loki for classic Loki was like you know my entire livestream went completely normal up until the time I was in front of Thanos which is when he decided to turn off yeah he hit he made a pretty grand fucking killing loved it loved it was kind of bittersweet that you know we got him and lost him in the same episode always purpose but you also realize it's sometimes characters that you get only for brief periods like that make a longer impact well no that's what I was telling well take away from the original I was gonna say the original acting experience and then I was telling a friend that are put there this like you know let's not be sour about them taking classic Loki away let's be happy about the time we had with classic Loki yeah for sure sure I only have one more thing I did before you go on for a Loki rather and I think all of you about this and I know you all were like no it's not me look lady Loki talk about her relationship with those man Stanley was it wasn't a FedEx I know he was a fat extra Tony stank have an up I still like that being kind of like their little I can see really watcher maybe it wasn't but I like the highlight idea like it was I also seen a theory that maybe she was shacking up with the the delivery man in one division don't shoot them as you did tell me that yeah she was you guys have much legends of tomorrow that she was a bag in the Gary S character the guy like the guy like the guy like do the orientation oh Casey yeah what's fish oh so fun I don't know if you guys caught it but when he gets thrown from the Citadel back into whatever TV he's in over the intercom you can hear them call his number but as a hunter not a desk worker so I think that confirms that he's not back at his TV obviously he's at a different universe a different multi-versus TV a so the kind of orientation though his name I can't think of Casey no well Casey's the one at the desk where he's like what is it where we know what do I label it as I guess I'm sure we get somebody else's in front of us in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we was very serious we're still in like stiff you know really no one of my favorite scenes though is when he's explaining the apocalypse theory he's like I use your milk you you you were the one they got my cart destroyed by the way I was expected some point time there to be a giant bit about staplers with all of them in the office yeah I could have seen something like a little officey yeah oh like office office space also I noticed little things like you know the scene where they capture little lady Loki kid lady Loki whatever you want to call her and she's going through like processing little silly that kind of a cat and it bugged me for some reason his cat you know when Loki goes in to sign everything he's ever said ever and that dude they pan onto the cat and show like the guys cup has a cat's face on it and they do the same pan when little kid lady Loki is there but there's no cat they just pan to the corner for no reason maybe it's a flerkin that's what I was thinking true I guess that's true I was thinking maybe it was a flerkin that was like a secondary form of like was it the same hard no it was black wasn't no it was like a tat cat Marvel yeah I was getting my second object my third look kiss was fucking weird I'm sorry some of comparative to brother and sister kissing the I thought of the what's the that last hours one where I really never had that that's why they were better than it didn't make sense it's very forced but it didn't it's a good thing immediately I just think of her making out with the shape shifting boobs who's lactated with the look and leg is anyway it was for luck for the look and lay thing was as creepy as the pilot they were actually brother and sister but it makes sense on paper for looking to as a nurse all in the middle but like it's okay but here's here's a point don't blame me more see here's a point I'd like to make I would like to point out that on two different occasions still be referred to Loki as a friend yeah you know on two different occasions still be referred to Loki as a friend and Loki never establishes how he's feeling exactly so I I would I would argue that it is a one way road Loki is falling himself in love with himself and he's oblivious to to well well well anybody else singing those cocks ever falling in love with somebody in their head while they're having this conversation well now yeah I'm just saying calling in love with someone you shouldn't fall in love with yeah that's what pops in my head every time I do a task master catharsis that joke you got it all that fucking tastic but it's somewhat argue them falling in love was the whole reason he needed both of them in first there you know that's maybe maybe makes sense it's kind of a division of tasks and brain lately he said he had tried multiple other potential people before them and never worked out until he tried the tools together which is I'm sorry I was gonna say what's gonna be interesting speaking of he remains I really like the way the actor played this version of came yeah I was like a lot of it broke yeah the actor himself is clown training use a lot of that yeah and I think that's where like sitting on the chair and standing on the desk you know what's the next time you see him he's gonna be a complete he's gonna be a different at all but I'm curious what's the reaction gonna be to the other noise Jesus I think a lot of you like the way he was in this movie and the excursions way different him and so what's the be under the 12 not be 12 is it to the author it would be like that same where a man in black they had like a Jackson being an agent oh that would be perfect did you see what I said okay can it be like the scene in men in black where they have Michael Jackson being an agent and they have him like an hard to go because he didn't want to do anything you know remember the black with her like Dennis Rodman is he on the aliens do he's too weird be an alien but you use and this is there you use the hex code that's the color codes for like photoshopped as the number for Betty white so D zero zero one or whatever that's good for white white that's great I'm gonna continue because I'm weirdly this continue oh yeah that's right we're really racking up the dad jokes here yeah I've been playing a lot of music and work lately and a lot of times what I do is I just put on random on my Spotify and it will totally do my time capsule playlists so from years past I've been hearing a lot more electric like I said I've been hearing a lot more electric six also I made a fuck you earworm playlist and high voltage and you know fire the disco or both on there most there for something to be on I think I was right we talked about a couple I talked theories before the finale and I said I think that Loki and so we start the TV and you're going dog they didn't take miss minutes deal or can steal or whatever but if you look when they go into the house at the end of the world or end of time or whatever it's called in their empty room there are two statues that look like Loki and Sylvain and apparently I'm the only ones notice of shit I looked into that actually those statues are the original four timekeepers that were real 11 years no no they're broken oh oh you're talking about the end-pawn first entry the two on the door okay I got distracted because miss minutes scared fuck out of me something to look forward to I would I would argue that I'm sorry go ahead which by way is what's going back my whole idea to cut down the multiverse to get a solo king so I would argue I would argue that he remains or immortus the person we see running the TV is kind of malevolent at this point but wants to ensure one he's the only one that exists to none of the bad versions of him get the throw and and and and three that that he is in fact capable of reincarnation you know coming back regardless of what happens I think the reason he needed the two of them together is because are we not talking acknowledge that I just came up with a good way to survival the survival is god worship of oneself well yeah that's exactly what it is he wants to believe to be in he I think we got that when he was talking about him thanks alcohol him what did you see say I was a Mac whatever what was the up my I forgot what words he uses to say that he like took control over Elias he weaponized Elias and basically dispersed all the rest of him I think he knew he needed both of them because he knew one would agree one would disagree and which everyone disagreed would eventually come back to rewrite what had been done rewatch the finale that was really that seemed okay I guess it's just in balances but whenever somebody does something like that all I can think of is an elaborate when they have the two doors and one lies and one doesn't lie true forget the fucking that's the way you're right okay but he asked them if I asked the other door what they would say what would they say both say the same thing and you choose the other option right he that makes sense actually yeah specifically says see you soon I took that as him personally that version of him what's you soon he even mentions if you take if you don't take my job I say or if you take my job I leave die eventually get reborn and I come back anyway so regardless of what you do I will be back here in order for him to be back there in order for him to be back at the citadel the perfect timeline would have had to exist again does that make sense yes so I am assuming that he knew one would one would interrupt the timeline and the second would do their best to we establish it yeah I know safety not instead of one the one remains it's a lot of hurt I'm what is it's going to be king I most certainly agree with you but I think that's also why he established the safety measure he knew that they had already been to the scenario so once it happens again they're gonna keep in mind that this has happened before I know what's gonna happen as much as I love quoting Wally West and flash very elaborate excuse me headache it's not moving on a little bit no that's the deportation and flame wielding did you think when you come in oh you're crossing the threshold it was gonna happen and like the thunder happens that's when Ren Slayer was gonna pop up no I think Ren Slayer is going to look for king yeah because the the big and the reason I think of that is because of what she says to Mobius only only only he who is in control has free will so she's she knows whatever information this minutes gave her let her know that there'd be this for whoever is in control has the real will so much he goes to the door she's like I'm in search for free will I think that was her telling him that she's going to find the only one is capable of making his own choices which ironically you know her and King are love interests in the comic books so that would make sense that she's off to find King also I would argue that maybe King was fond of her as a principal and that is why he appointed her to run the TVA for him or or another theory I have is that maybe she was aware she was aware the whole time and was living his double life as a principal now because they go back to 2008 that was around that was the time that was a year that was a snap fingers she definitely just pop up where was it yeah it was it was just before he came and when did she go back then 13 it was five years from 2023 was it changing the fingers of principal was twenty two years after all no no I met like when they go and they show the other agents that Rem Slayer was a principal I'm pretty sure well I mean she because of the paper on the back on the wall her like certificate doesn't say Rem Slayer obviously it was it was her comic book name it was like a jump it was like something else it was like slayers different words layer like so I have like one but it is such a fucking stupid thought I will not buy any merchandise from the show because I fucking hate their colors came so much and I will never a brown and orange jacket that says various I'm gonna get a great one I don't look good in orange I seen this theory that the TVA logo if you flip it over it says Val I was like you guys are just reaching now like the TVA logo the way that they spell the TV at half a tee and then the V and A if you flip it over it says Val and I was like no that's that's ridiculous like that's just the reason I see that is because there is a theory that say you know how did Val just appeared next to you Laina without you Laina noticing I was like you Laina probably noticed in the world of King no they they were stating that maybe she had like access to TVA technology just opened a portal and was right next to it that's so yeah I was like no she obviously she was there she was there she was ex-wife she probably knows of that I was well that I was also another one of those I watched I watched one of those two but okay I was just being a dick hurt I watched hit man's wife's bodyguard how was it you like the first one I did I mean the chemistry between the Salma Hayek and Ryan Reynolds and several Jackson's there and Tony of Batteras is a bad guy which he's got Kingsbury Salma Hayek obviously for a photo yeah I'm not gonna lie I kind of like the second one better did you watch it yeah I thought the plot was a little sillier I mean it's it's a fucking spot I wasn't expecting it to be a very serious movie I cared more about the B story of them trying to have kids then I cared about that like that's how I've been there so it's trying to kill no Jackson because you do something I don't know much but it was a good compartment in the lines of everything time you know Jackson yeah but it was fun it was a fun like not just be dumb but like slightly less than action okay speaking around I'm actually looking forward to free guy I want to know if the newer trailers look so much better than the original three I was gonna watch it anyways because it looked interesting but they knew a trailer I'm like this is a lot more complex and a lot more involved there's some reason remembers like a different title in the first and it was always free guy it was always free guy hmm trailers for different trailers are we have heavy I for some reason it just doesn't sound right in the head I can't pinpoint new guy free guy I guess anything with guy really good player it wasn't really it was always free guy I was always free guy I was always free guy I was always free guy I was always good to see the trailer doesn't say with the board yeah that was awesome it was really good also the reason they released I don't know if you guys see them with the reason the reason they released that trailer is because Marvel announced that they had finished negotiation for Ryan Reynolds's contract I guess I know I follow him on Instagram and they've had a bunch of stuff up on it not to mention Ryan Reynolds and Taka with T are both in free guy yeah I go out T.D.
plays they're both in Green Lantern yeah they don't talk about that yeah yeah yeah plays the best one character oh shit we've talked about this before very racist name yeah yeah the one where he's like he shows the suit the city of the south world so we've talked about this before but the directors could have been the answer was way better than the actual releases I didn't I didn't watch him he watched it with me was also brown I was gonna say that was not done watching movies drive to believe you shot with me I should I was somebody else I was drinking because I mean bug I know if it was done it was I have to record it on a Saturday morning and we got tired of watching U.K. on Sunday. I still love our Jimmy Jokes. Oh Jimmy.
What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it?
What's it? What's it? What's it? Dick Jimmy?
What's it? What's it? What happened to the run out of ideas? And then he saw a New Jersey told us a writer named Jimmy.
It's just what's a cigarette? People? It's a quick dick. Jimmy.
That's actually a car. Now that we unfortunately have lost from our show. Garbitrons. Oh, garbage.
Oh, garbage. Yeah. I feel like garbage. That was the garbage truck.
Jimmy, the dumpster is at the whole foods like right as we were totally recording every Saturday morning. Totally the background. Garbitron. Garbitron.
Sounds like it should be a trans-oriented subject. No, the only other thing that happened is I got into an overly long discussion about how I wanted to see a series of commercials that had Samuel Jackson having conversations with Christopher Walken just because I wanted to see their weird inflections playing off each other. Yeah, exactly. Not that I know it, but I've never looked at that.
No, no, no. They weren't really in scenes. Yeah, they weren't. I just wanted to see them like having a conversation and trying to sell something like a kirig.
Can you imagine those two trying to sell you a kirig? I buy. Who's doing capitalism right now? Ice Cube and some wrestler?
Oh, no, you're thinking of it's iced tea. Don't call the sea of ice. Yeah, and they're selling some. They're selling cold water wash tide.
Yeah. Is it like what the fuck is happening? Yeah, we're this is the one we need as a walk-in Jackson version. Oh, I'm happy.
What? Just have walking come in on the capital one. So you've got Walken Samuel Jackson, Spike Lee and Chris Barkley. I was about to say in a truck.
Thanks. I also does capital one. She's been doing it for a long time. Yeah, you're forming up your own like a dress credit card.
I was a great, great, great, great. Oh, wow. Oh, for gardeners, the heart. So that was a fuck up episode.
That was a last one with the sperm. I thought that one way off the rail. That was pretty funny. One of the writers said that was the most disgusting.
Yeah, that was every day. One of the writers I mentioned that that was when he knew they had hit like a low and they needed to like reevaluate giant sperm sticky. You have a giant Morty sperm, insominating a giant egg of his sister and then having to kill the baby. The giant insomniac.
It's in space. What's the movie? What's the heroes movie? Is that where they couldn't kill the bad guys?
So they just sent them in space. Superman. They put him in the band zone. That's the mirror.
That's also invincible that if you can't kill a bad guy just throw him in the space. It's kind of a very human thing to say. It's kind of a very human thing to say. It's like I finally realized why it took me so long to be able to watch invincibles.
It's because the lead character, not the kid, but the father, Omni Man, looks way too much like fucking 90s. J. Jones and it's also voiced by J.K. Simmons.
So I'm like, I don't want to watch fucking J. J. Jones. The only thing for a few is the homie man was like the hottest dad on the internet there for a while.
When the girls were squirting over. What the fuck is that? I'm like, it's the mustache that did it. I don't know if anyone mad that we didn't get to see Mobius on a jet ski.
It's better fucking right now. We don't get at least one. Or they go to his desk? We kind of got one.
He gave Rem's their house. This goes enough. I made a joke during Black Widow, actually, when she broke her nose. I was like, oh, listen.
They just CGI don't listen. I just want to see it on your right. I know it's not. I know it's not.
But they're close enough. They actually kind of have to see the meaner. I'm fucking gang's in New York. That's another one.
I know what you meant. I didn't like Trager. I didn't like Gang's in New York. Sorry.
Yes, because it was so long. I know she's a good person. I still don't buy Cameron Diaz as a serious dramatic actor. I figured that.
Like, she didn't do anything wrong in that role. I just couldn't buy her as that character. You know, Charlie's there in a bit of her choice? Yes, I like her and everything.
I like to do it. I'll do it a bit later. I'm fine. I love the fact that she's a badass guy and she's all on her own.
You don't wear outfits like that when you're trying to blend in the 80s Berlin before the wall fell. Seriously. I understand she's making the best. So, like, $4,000 out of $1,000 out of $1,000.
He was platinum blonde hair. And like the highest heels I own. It was okay. Yeah, a couple of times he was a very famous guy.
Yeah, I guess that's fair. Like I said, if you have a couple drinks in your ring heels, you forget your ring heels and you're free to find. Okay, I'll try that out. I'll try that out.
You say that. Now I'll imagine it's the picture of Homelander from Season 1 of the Boys where they had to make a taller and they put him on the platform heels. Okay, I'll realize one, he has the most joyful look on his face in that picture. And the caption is he wears the Homelander heels or else he gets the laser eyes again.
Maybe you just suck off himself. Adventures in Baby City nipples. Oh, man. I had something.
Oh, he's late. Oh, yeah.