#298 - MAGA Day!!!

Sacrilegious Sunday is back, and apparently today is MAGA Day, Ho Day, relationship-advice day, sex-ed day and whatever the hell else happens when Chino, Homeboy and H8 Jones are allowed near microphones for two hours. We start with the viral “Body Count Reset Center” story out of Bali and immediately recognize the obvious business opportunity: spiritually resetting your sexual history with officially blessed Chino & Homeboy holy water, wine spritzers and other completely legitimate products that absolutely will not end with us being sued. Then we meet a woman who says she slept in her ex-boyfriend’s bed while in a new relationship because staying beside the drunk ex who kept trying to hook up with her felt safer than walking home alone. We have questions. A lot of questions. From there, the show wanders into sexual technique, MMA positions that apparently double as bedroom instruction, whether taint size says anything about male fertility, and another important example of the internet doing the Lord’s work. Then things get political when we react to a Mitch McConnell clip and ask whether Washington has finally crossed the line from elderly abuse into full-blown Republican necromancy. Next up: attraction, transgender women, T.S. Madison’s stories from sex work, blue pills, charging extra for the nut, Chinese theories about sexual energy, and exactly how much your life force is worth on the open market. After that we tackle a list of places women supposedly don’t want to go on first dates. Cheesecake Factory? Coffee? Bowling? Waffle House? Church?! That turns into an actual debate about dating strategy, how much money you should spend on someone you barely know, and Homeboy’s “Elevation Technique”: start cheap, see whether you actually enjoy each other, and escalate the date from there. We also get into jealousy, wedding rings as social proof, married men getting more attention, and why sometimes being funny creates problems you absolutely were not trying to create. Finally, another dating-app video launches a debate over when sexual conversation is appropriate, whether modern dating has made everybody terrified of everybody else, why rejection is part of the game, and whether the comment section has accidentally created the female equivalent of incels. Then it’s time for Deadpool. Because eventually everybody gets called up. CHAPTERS 0:00 Show Intro & Sacrilegious Sunday 3:57 The $1,000 Body Count Reset & Our Holy Water Business 16:26 She Slept in Her Ex’s Bed… for Safety?! 39:52 Sex Education, MMA Positions & the Internet Doing the Lord’s Work 47:27 Does Taint Size Affect Fertility? 49:49 Mitch McConnell & Republican Necromancy 54:14 Trans Attraction, T.S. Madison & Charging Extra for the Nut 1:03:47 Worst First-Date Spots & the “Elevation Technique” 1:39:25 Dating Apps, Sexual Boundaries & the Femcel Debate 1:54:46 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed #DarkHumor #Dating #Relationships #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience