298: We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things | DIYS w/ Spank Horton

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diysWhat happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever.💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL.🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/🎥 Produced by:  @HippieGoals  📍 Chapters + Timestamps below 👇📲 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weekly chaos!🔗 Follow us on socials: @daminternetscary✂️ Best moments from this episode? COMMENT BELOW!0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?”9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name"15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things”33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?!35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People