2Bampod - Mass is Main Man

Send us Fan Mail🎤 Sing-Along: “Mass – The Main Man o’ the Pod!” 🎤Mass is the main man, aye, the big yin o’ the show,Loves a fiery debate, get the banter on the go,Wi’ a story for days, aye he’s aye got a plan,Shouting “hasta man yana!” like a pure chewk ter Don Juan!Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything,Steak, sausages, burgers — he’ll cook till they sing!Book you a hotel… but it’s next bloody year,And he’ll tell you “In the 90’s… things were better ma dear!”He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man!If Ed Sheeran comes on, Mass is straight for the door,Says “Turn aff that ginger loon, I canna take it no more!”But give him some tunes from the 90’s he loves,And he’ll dance like he’s young again — well, sort of!Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything,Steak, sausages, burgers — he’ll cook till they sing!Book you a hotel… for the wrong flaming year,And he’ll shout “Back in the 90’s!” we’ a pint and a cheer,He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man!We’ a yarn and a laugh, he’s the pod’s beating heart,Fi’ the mug o’ truth madness to the pure wild patter art,If you’re needing a pal or a dafty wee plan,Mass is your hero, your story-telling man!Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything,He’ll debate ye for hours, till your heid’s in a spin!Hotel booked? eye… but you’re waiting a year,And he’ll still bring up the 90’s every time he’s on air!He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man! 🎸🔥Support the showThe Bams are at It !!