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Hello Pervirt. All one of the marks on the couch that you- Mark and weaves. I'm Fi. I'm Kathy.
I'm Abyss. And I am Boogie and oh goodness, here we are. Show number two. Are you guys excited about show number two?
I can't believe we made it through fucking show number one. Wait, no. We give you that little intro. Here are things coming up in the show.
We have, you know, Fet Life stuff, you know, masochism, your levels of pain. What, Puggie? I can't think of you. We're trying to get like a thing.
It looks like she has to go potty. No, no, no, no, no potty for me. I learned my lesson about that one. I have to take news.
Alright Fi, what's your big news? I broke my dry spell. You got laid? I got laid on you!
Alright fine, that's big news. That is big news. That is big news. Go ahead, fuck the show.
You guys can listen, but just. We want all of this. No, I didn't fuck the show. I fucked the girl.
You fucked the girl. Actually she fucked me. Did she scissor her? No.
How do you fuck a girl? She had a strap on. You got penetrated? Penetroda?
Oh my gosh. Hey, that's a word. Shut up. It's back on feet.
I got fucked you. Twice. Twice. Twice.
Twice. Did you have a mammogasm? Oh, what? A what?
A what? A what? A mammogasm. That's like a man.
My eyes, my eyes are cute. Everything is so good. It's like a quick donation which is said by email name,anes to hear say sent. What work is on it?
It's cool. My voice is so dry and he Instrumental. What kind of America is that? So that makes sex if you have an orgasm this is a whole new definition now In three and a half years that kind of is a thing he was very vanilla and he was Fory did he like stare into your eyes and like say when I orgasm I want you to orgasm with me and then you had to fake it I actually was everyone looking at me.
I Forgotten like most of that at one point he was behind me from behind and I just kind of turn around like just just Which which is why is that bad? So now you're just a wild crazy sexually energized war well, I mean I always was I'm just now not one that hasn't had sex in four years Oh, no, that means oh Congratulations, but that means you pop your chair. It's like it's like when you're drinking you had go pee now You're gonna have to go and get more that's pretty much what's happening. Oh, yeah, it's getting So well, so then today at the supermarket some guy actually hit on me and asked me for my number Did you just see the trail of who's coming from you?
That is what wow that's The dam has broken So like did he use some smooth line? I you're just you know just be like hi you're hot He helped me find some trash bags to me which ones to stay away from and then said look I'm not shagging your number He gave you trash bag. That's works. Hey baby.
Try the glad the hefties aren't really strong fucked on Bosley But it also that also is like hey, I'm a serial killer and I'm making sure you had the brand I want I was more like don't find the super cheap stuff cuz it'll tear this one said I was like well I haven't had to buy trash bags in a year and a half so I was like I don't know so your house is just Are you a hoarder? My late husband was a hoarder and I've just run out of after a year and a half I've just run out of laundry detergent and trash bags The first time in a year and a half so I had to go and buy those things for the first time So guys just a little tip you help a girl with her trash bag needs and Maybe I'll get the fucker maybe wow you're already ready to you know what maybe we should just uh show yeah Oh shit um Wait no I need the I'm sorry for Fed Life Stop Fed Life I'm sorry next viewing Fed Fed Life Stop Fed More Stuff I'm fucking look I have a lot to do Start the thing just start Fed Life.com is the world's greatest social media site for kinky people and every week we talk a bit about the stuff that Fed Life people are talking about your piece of mind please know that every group of blog posts we talk about specifically is Granite's permission to do so damn straight damn straight so first up hey guys you know we're really lucky here in Los Angeles Do you know why why because if you got laid now she's in heat leaving a trail getting trash bags Yes Here in the Los Angeles area we have access not to just one but a selection of local dungeons That was an excellent blog a couple of weeks ago that went into a lot of detail and what it takes to put together a local Play space and make it available to the community everything from securing a location Which apparently isn't all that easy once the landlord figures out what you want to do You don't even want to know what threshold went through the years that they went through looking for a place And then there's the expenses that go into prepping it furnishing it running it maintaining it So um, I'm actually of the four of us one of the newer members of threshold and to the local community And I was wondering for the rest of you what brought you out to the local place base and what keeps you involved in places like janitorial supplies Especially like trash bags because I know that if I get real now I know if I could get good at it. I get my dick sucked I came here for bags. Oh swoon.
Look look look I got two girls there. They're like hey boogie show is your trash bag Oh, yeah, I got a zip tie boy Cinch tie right there I don't know what wad is it to the dungeon. Yeah, what's your dungeon? I was kinky and some I was an online Domish and yes, yes, I was No, no, and so of course I knew everything but then someone's like hey, I do this for real and I've been I'd heard a threshold since like 1980 something And so I'm like oh again.
I know that place and I went and now I've left Okay, no, it's only for me I had friends who were members and they had suggested it Also the fact that it has a very least threshold has a very good reputation for safety and gleminess And what kept me here is besides the wonderful people. Um, yes anal kept me here That's that's that's yeah Bad yeah, no, apparently now that's the trick day. No, just fuck her really lame and she'll finally just go dude Just do it in the ass which is where I wanted to be in the first place Anyway, um so no and the part of the reason I actually stayed is to be honest is the volunteering the fact that I I volunteered like they Suckered me in now. I feel I feel closeness to everyone and now I just keep coming back and volunteering to do stuff How about you Kathy?
I was just fucking horny That's the answer I wanted that's why depend on Kathy Did a google search found out it was like two miles from my home came over here the same night orientation Joined that night stayed for the party now that night just never left never left There's a friend that brought me out to threshold, but I've been to a couple of the other local ones And uh really for me It's uh the access to people who are willing to hit me and uh and that fun furniture that I can't have in my house without answering to my mother What the hell is that? And the screaming screaming usually doesn't work well for neighbors. I'm screaming Is that my neighbors? My neighbors are fine.
No, I actually had the police called on me once for recording a dirty christmas song Yeah, I was recording a dirty christmas song and I was doing gang vocals by myself with headphones on so no one could hear And part of the start was get on your knees get on your knees and I just think it over and over because I was the only fucking idiot singing And like literally 20 minutes later over the fucking arms police and I'm like what? And I'm like I'm just thinking of Christmas song and they're like oh my god. I just swear to god I opened the door and there's nine cops with her guns pointed at me and they dragged me out of my house and whatever So yeah, it's nice to be in a place space where I can actually tell someone to get on their knees or tie them up and drag them down all Away that never happens. What do you talk about?
That never happens except three days ago, which was totally fucking hot. That was really hot That was so hot. I had a hood on this. Had I left already?
You had left? You didn't see? Oh my gosh, it was amazing. It was awesome.
This is what happens when I leave early. You should never leave. You really? Well, I thought you saw it.
We'll have to do it again. I'll drag her by hand cuffed and screaming I think the point that I'm trying to make is is that these are the things you get to do in a place space And I think what phi and this blog was making was that it is hard to run a dungeon cost a lot the fucking mad aside that we spray equipment with cost 40 dollars a gallon I mean things cost a lot of money And if you're not going and supporting your local dungeons, then how are they gonna stay open so that you have a place to play? If you have a local dungeon and if you you don't even private parties still have a lot of stuff They have to go through to deal with neighbors and stuff like that Which means basically what we're saying is we we heart those who are brave enough to set up the brick and mortar places for us to play Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks everyone who does that and shows up and pays and volunteers and stuff. And do it more because Jesus I mean how you know for like 30 I mean anywhere our parties are anywhere from like 10 to 25 and other clubs around the country Are anywhere from you know like 10 to 30 40 dollars But like where can you go to have an experience like that and to be around people doing the types of things that we get to do in our dungeons and Places for that. I mean Jesus going and getting a couple drinks at a bar is gonna end up costing you 50 bucks If you have a couple of people that's actually what the part of the breakdown was the like just the movies if you go to the movies And popcorn and all that we feed you We have snacks When you book yeah, well when Kathy cooks you're an overachiever by the way Food the other the other two dungeons that I've gone to I've also had food every time I've gone there too So yeah, that's pretty normal snacks Is just cheese and cracker fucking you should be grateful for god damn because it's been sends in diana Or somewhere in fucking ip switch There may not be a dungeon maybe it's just a barn or a house and they got a like a crate there And it's like that's our dungeon. We have to drive 50 miles or 100 kilometers to get down trying to notice I'm trying to include you know the uk I just got a barn because I got like a fantasy Well the reality is is not everywhere has a place And so there should also be some gratitude if you do live in an area where you have to drive far And that's the only place that you have there do your best of volunteer and support that place So you actually do have a place to go and nine cops don't drag you out of your house at gunpoint Thinking about that, huh?
This was cool, you know malic not personally okay Well malic wrote a fucking blog and this is really good. This this right here is um Kathy just gave me the sign on on the second. Okay, fine. Jesus fucking nazi.
Kathy just did the one minute sign I just started and you're already cutting me off. I just started god damn it Okay, anyway, there's this blog it was blog it was fun and it's about the levels of pain and how you process pain is that better What is your relationship with pain in regards to masochism was the blog By malic and I thought it was really important because it put it into four phases or in four categories that I relate to and i'll read those To you and then we'll talk about it really quick because we have 30 seconds to do it um type one level of pain processing Um is where i'll go to type two because I can't find type one oh psychologically broken is type one that's what happens when i don't put numbers Like the person that is psychologically broken and they seek to play um because of maybe negative reasons or lack of validation or self abuse Is one category of people why people uh take pain type two would be pain for pleasure There are some people out there who literally process pain as pleasure people that come from pain I've we've seen that a lot um people that actually get that erotic sense while they're experiencing pain Um type three is really common. Uh what comes after the person that doesn't necessarily like the pain But they like the effect whether it's the accomplishment of a goal The high that you get from it after a certain amount where you know the cuddles where your brain releases that and then of course The fourth one which I don't find really common because it's not my kink and that is the type that suffers pain as a service To the top. Yeah, you guys want to jump into these one by one or do you guys just have some comments?
I'll talk go for it. I do. I don't like pain, but I do suffer it. I guess for as a sign of my submission not really It You're not doing it for you.
You don't ever Mm-hmm someone else. Yeah, although I will say that at a certain point that the pain does turn erotic I don't know why do you guys experience this after a certain amount of pain? It starts to become really it's not my juice to start but I want and it starts to become really erotic But not at first at first it's I'm supposed to take this whether it's a punishment or whether it's being I'm being forced to do something Um, I know like one of the things I did like that he Mentioned was that people can fluctuate in between they're not just categorized into one because I I've noticed at least for me personally I can go from two through four um like for me if It's funny. I get this look on my face and like I cinch my jaw and you know it's no longer eight This is a play thing.
It's a I'm either doing this for my top or I'm doing this for me because I'm challenging Um, but that's when you say mean things to me. I I'm coming up. Whoopee head. I know There's been quite a few go fuck yourselves.
I hate you A couple of those fucking gargoyle cat fucking monster dick tickle. Wow that one that one. I'm impressed. I was able to get out Yeah, I mean you get really aggressive.
It sounds like it's kind of hot But um the other thing is uh like good girls' banking we were the because just because you're receiving pain doesn't mean you're receiving it full bore I mean like any amount of like the mostly impact stuff I can get I can get turned on from that like vlogging good girls' banking And even you know chasing the high afterwards too because you know if I get hit with a cane The first like I get the like foot stomping book fuck you But then Yeah So it's it's basically the like foot stomping fuck you and then like you get you know your door comes released and you're like, oh, okay This is okay. Yeah, I feel the same way I I fluctuate between the last three Uh, there's some pain that I I can't even call it pain because it feels good. Uh, there's uh rope pain is just um Spanking yum thuddy pain yum. You bring out a cane or that sorority puddle But you hit love sighted on my ass Why are you all having?
That was your ass that you need one side and when you start to hit with those things Especially canes because there's only like three of you guys that are allowed to do that on me Uh those things it switches over where I'm now doing it for the top as a suffer in service sort of thing um and then the uh I do the uh the emotional one when I'm having a particularly emotional day. I will I've told you guys I'm like, oh, this is gonna be a really bad day for me I need a scene I need to see and you guys go a little heavier on me, but for that I also go to tops who know Who've played with me more than once who know what my normal limits are so you know that just a little bit heavier is here And because I'm gonna I'm gonna sit there and just take it till forever And I need to trust the people holding the ouchy things that they're gonna stop when they know I should stop I think that's what makes having these categories, uh, at least for me as a top because I the second I read that I'm like, yes, I recognize all of those because I think Uh as as the top it's my responsibility to understand whether I'm playing with one person or 20 different people that everybody is different And everyone has their different way that they process and everyone also has their own emotional situation that they're in Like you're talking about, you know, hey, I'm gonna need a really heavy beating Well, how heavy is that heavy beating if I know you I know that that is just an increment more than what you're used to getting And that all just comes down to that communication negotiation Understanding your bottoms letting them uh communicate with you what their levels are but also knowing that Abyss is mostly what I noticed until very recently the category in three where it's there was a challenge Um that it was foot stomping it was I can take this I really love this and then it started developing later to where we started getting to where there was Actually more pleasure coming from that and I think if you watch if you don't watch for that You miss it and if you miss it then you just shove someone in a category and you beat in the same way and then it gets Because even the same bottom could be different versions of those categories on different days Sure, so I mean it was even at the blacklight party you guys saw it where I felt it. Yeah She okay, hold on how did this work? I was up against the cross you were up against me and then you were biting her and she was snacking me Hard on the back of the part.
So she was processing with you using you to process that's wonderful All of the things that hit me that that evening her hand snacking on the back while you were biting her was the hardest by far And it's and it's and the world just just keeps spinning The world just keeps spinning Holly amory can be amazing, but without hard work it can plunge headfirst into a trash compactor of sizzling sodomist death Sautomist right Now here to help you navigate communicate and negotiate your way through your wild poly adventure is Wait, it's me again Goddamn it. Okay. We messed that up. Okay.
All right. Find us me again until we find our super poly experts You guys are pretty much stuck with with me not the expert, but a lot of us here I was just gonna throw it to you jesus fucking christ Don't get buttery. We are what I am but hurt in my butt. That is what I am so my experience is I of course am in a poly relationship with a bisson mark And of course kathy is in a polyamorous relationship.
Yes and fee no Feed avoids polyamory like the plague So we wanted to have a segment because there are a lot of poly people struggling in these poly relationships And we don't have a lot of support and a lot of knowledge. There's some good books the ethical slut What was the other one you were reading? Um power dynamics power dynamics? So there's a lot of good information out there, but a lot of times we're just kind of struggling And and we just wanted to have a segment to where we just focused on you know, kind of okay.
Here's some of the shit we deal with so Um once again, I don't claim to be have all the answers I just know some things that work in our poly relationship and that brings me to it's okay to verbally poop Yeah, we've been doing on the podcast for two episodes now That's very cute fee. I like to think that what we offer our listeners is something completely valid, but thanks No, it's okay to verily people and what I'm talking about um is you know, sometimes when you're having feelings You don't really know what your feelings are and so to have to explain it to the person you're partnered with You hesitate you don't want to explain because you're like I don't even know what I feel but I have all these feelings and And so you don't talk about it and we know that that's poisonous when you're in a poly relationship It's like fucking double poison because now what happens is without that sharing of the feelings Then people start spinning and you can get passive aggressive and resentments happen whatever So it's really important even in the beginning when you're having the feelings to just say I'm having a feeling And if you don't know what you're you can't actually articulate what you're going to say That's where we kind of give each other permission at least in our relationship to go ahead and shit Just go ahead and be messy. It's not going to come out and we'll work it out And what that does is it gives us the ability to say hey some stuff's going to come out and some of it may sound offensive or hurt My feelings or make me but hurt but we're acknowledging that the other person is working out that feeling And so instead of being quick to judge we just say things like what it will I hear you say this Did you mean this or this and then what that does is it gives us the ability to be interacted with it thoughts? Um for me at least in our situation, it's um being able to create that safe space that you can't express yourself and look at the person And some of the things that really at least for me and this applies to all relationships Thank you for noticing that you're welcome But it's one of those things at least for me that um I work really hard a if someone is working it out To not take it personally because you can't defend You they may say something that hurts your feelings and you and you really do need to as the person In the relationship take a step back and go.
They're just working on it. They're gonna figure it out Give him a few minutes to process And then what book he had said is go ahead and um ask them like I used to do this a lot is like I used to ask This is how I'm Interpreting what you're saying. Is this what you mean to say? um and a lot of times it's um A big thing uh recently we we had a conversation that I think one of the biggest turning points was just letting the person know that they are being Heard we hear you we understand you are this is where you are coming from That was me by the way I was having a little bit of a meltdown and I had some feelings and it was just good that we It was good to see it in practice because I try to do that with you and say okay Go ahead.
Let's be messy, but this was a time where I literally had to go. I'm pissed off I'm having some really nasty feelings right now. I wanted to both of you to go fuck off and run away Which was my pattern for years and years and years. I don't want to run away I just want to have the I just let's not take it personally But I need to figure out what it is I'm feeling and I think when I felt both of you guys You know giving me that time to be messy It took some of the pressure off because you know sometimes oh I'm supposed to have the answers and be whatever And sometimes I'm just a fucking idiot.
That's like a little kid and I'm scared and I don't know what's going on So it's not it was really exceptional for me to have you guys give me that support and just say all right go ahead and be messy And then it was great because then you guys both got what you wanted and I didn't get what I wanted But nobody's feelings got hurt. It was awesome. It was completely awesome. Mark's laughing at you It was completely awesome.
You guys totally like you know we did that and I told us we should talk more And then we talk more and then and then I wanted to change the song for polyamory Funny yeah, you can't always get what you want You can't always get come on Kathy sing it. What you want? Come on everyone, but if you try sometimes you just might find you just might find You get what you need I got two horny chicks and they both like anal so really if I don't get my way all the time Doosh fuck it right what What is that? Kathy what do you think?
I think that those are some of the most amazing relationships when you're dealing with somebody who knows that It's not if you hit the wall But when you hit the wall and they know to back off and nobody gets hurt feelings And you can come back because that as you've often said that builds the trust that builds these examples And then you know the next time you're gonna mess up or the next thing you have something difficult to say You know how that person is gonna react in a mature way. They're not gonna freak out They're not gonna take it personally and that relationship just gets stronger and stronger if you can do that every time I like it. I think right there. We just cured polyamory now fee.
We just need to get you uh, you know Seven relationships. What about three girls and three? I'll just do your fucking bit Fuse that you Sometimes tragic. She's dreaming about dick all day And now she's got some shit to say Your new jingle Thank you.
I gotta do a new because it's every week you do fee on fee So I gotta do a new jing otherwise. I'll be like, yeah, really that but yeah, that was the first time I'd heard that So you're like your magic in your life is tragic. Thank you Actually, my first topic is very similar to what you were just talking about it mine is uh About honesty, but it's not about being honest. It's about helping people be honest with you Everybody says they want honesty in a relationship, but somehow not everybody does it very well Um, I think that there's an important element to expecting honesty from your partners And that is learning how to take bad news well.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah good. Yeah. Yeah, what I was just agreeing with me I think that we're gonna hear things we don't like from our partners And I think it's important to remember when that happens to take a moment and be grateful There's enough trust between you all or us all For them to feel safe being honest A very simple tactic that I use when someone tells me something I don't want to hear like I'm seeing someone else Fuck off and die.
I have your social security number is thank you for being honest with me that you know that commercial for the candy bar Whereas like they need a second to figure out what they're gonna say and they pop a candy bar, right? That's my candy bar phrase. That's thank you for being honest with me. Let's them know I'm not going to flip out at you.
I'm acknowledging that what you just did took courage because hurting me Takes courage. Um But uh, but it also gives me a chance to collect my thoughts and not have a knee jerk response And set their car on fire and write horrible horrible emails and semi-car That's your house on fire. I don't know. I don't I don't do that Um, anyway, the result of learning to take bad news well in my experience is that my friends tend to not fear telling me the truth Um, they also they don't have to be brutal about it.
It's not like they walk up and go my god your ass looks fat and like no It's you can be tactfully honest with people but still be honest with them Um, but the other amazing benefit that I found is that when I have a friend of mine Um, that I know is comfortable being honest with me because he has told me things that I didn't want to hear and I've handled it Well, when he tells me something awesome about me I believe him because he has no reason to lie So when the same person who told me hey, I I like you you're special But I don't want to move forward in this relationship with you when he continues after that to say you're one of the most amazing people I know I can believe him Good compliment sandwich. Yes, it's a compliment sandwich So we kind of touched on this with what you just talked about in in polysanity So I don't know if there's anything else you want to add to that I think um, of course I always have something bad because I'm a giant blabber mouth I can ask Um, but uh, thank you for your honesty. Thank you. How blow blow the tip.
Jesus Christ Um I think there's something in this communication to understand whenever you say because I when I read that It was kind of like oh, there's a trigger because people are like they don't like what you're gonna say or they weren't like people say Hey, I want you to tell me everything I can handle it tell me everything I want you to be completely honest and then you're like well not that into you and I dream about fucking your sister all day Um, and then they're like blown away and now they're all but hurting their light and you're crying fire Um and that comes to a point that There's has to be some compassion when people give you permission to be honest with them Have a little compassion that maybe what they mean is I can handle what I have experienced and had the chance to process on my own Not necessarily what's in your fucking demented head that I've never seen in my life Well in that example, I think having seen you to say I'm not that into you or you're a nice person But I don't see us going anywhere. Maybe you can leave out the part where you want to fuck your sister Like that's the tactical honesty. There's that there's no that's omission of honesty. I know that's that's that's called not going for the jugular You know, it's just not that's being not brutally honest.
Yeah, because that's just being brutal But she asked for honesty dick see that's what I'm saying Whatever. I am a dick. Well, here's the thing it just depends on the person because if somebody were to tell me that Well, I don't have a sister, but you know if somebody were to tell me that I'd probably just be like well, good luck, you know Okay, whatever. I'm good.
It depends on depends on the person, you know, if you stick your dick in crazy Don't expect a good response to the bad news. You gotta tell them That's a song that's a song We have it's a ukulele song I started writing it at a business house Honestly good I like writing smut Trash bags your next story has to be about trash bags bending over in the aisle Make a trash bag sexy If you don't fuck right All right, well, it's not we all ever ain't smart and sometimes when I'm reading someone else's my practical brain starts thinking Oh shit, did they put on a condom? It's like it's happened to me today when I was reading someone's story about something and it's like wait It was a true story, but did they do this part? Same things with things like when it's a BDSM story things like safety negotiation and aftercare and safe words and There's this one in particular I read this account of a scene that someone had over the weekend This was a few weeks ago and uh, it was a really intense and at the end of his account of the scene He didn't include the aftercare So I'm reading it and I'm experiencing it as the sub because everything you read is you process it as if you put yourself in the story And I actually had to send him an email and go Was there after?
Of course I was after I just didn't put it in the storm like I need after After reading it It's almost scary but kind of cute but kind of scary Was he told me that it happened and kind of said no no of course there was cuddling and we were you know no Of course I was there and it happened and I was like okay. I'm good now Thanks He's like typing this cold holy fuck the pictures whack Which is funny because I'm I'm visioning in my head like if you had sent me that and I would have been all The biscuits a sinister sadistic smile There was not there must be cuddling there was just not with you because you haven't been good enough yet Here's my list of things I need you to do in order to get cuddling. Oh, you look now. She's always on in case you saw I can do that I can make that happen So I think I think there's a benefit when I do write some but I usually even if it's just an offline like there was one story where The girl is in the bathroom and she's thinking oh no, I I haven't negotiated like at least it's acknowledged that that's a part of this Um, and especially with the book like with 50 shades getting popular and people like going Oh, we're gonna we're gonna read the story about people who do kinky things and now I know how now I'm an expert on how to do kinky things Like they don't they don't show up at a dungeon.
They don't get into the community don't find themselves on fat life They're reading books that don't include this stuff. So I just I like to put it out there Uh, if you're writing smudgy stuff and there's a chance that it's gonna be read by a widespread audience Maybe you know include the important safety stuff and I don't think it has to necessarily be unsexy I think you can make negotiation porn. You're you're doming people's fantasy writing actually I'm not because in the blog that I wrote about this I said this is just how I do things Uh, you don't you don't have to do anything. You don't want to do it's yeah, cuz I don't think it's real sexy to hear about condoms coming I mean like I that's a reality that I have to do Um, and I remember thinking how sexy it is when a condom get like I hear the rapper unwrap.
I'm like oh my god I'm gonna go that's the one that turns you on but then it's like and you know That's something we do because stds st. O's are real and we have to do that But when I'm in fantasy mode, I want to think that I am impenetrable to dizzy I don't want to think ooh in my fantasy. I might fucking you know get chlamydia That's that's not part of my fucking fantasy and I understand if you're gonna do it specifically to like create like hey We're gonna you know, I'm gonna write a few that include that into it because you know There's a moral community ethical obligation, but I don't think it should be something that you're like hey everybody if you're gonna write Put a condom on your character. I just I listen to giant condom that feels like I have to be back and you can anal after it Why did you guys just look at me because there are no words I can see both sides cuz even when the big porn debate came out like saying that you have to wear a condom and the thing To me it really didn't bother me either way It bothered my husband was a pornographer It bothered the fuck out of it.
I hated that law. He hated it But you know it was his livelihood and to me it really I guess because as a nurse I'm like yay Yay, but I would feel bad for like husbands and wives who are to do porn together now They have to wear condoms when it's like this fucking husband like well I don't know dude. I had my ex husband we fucked the condom every time so Was that so you wouldn't get Prager's yeah, okay? That's a good reason I had a sick of me when I was 23 just out of there to the ladies But you gotta have a test what no, let's move on.
Oh, give us a sign. What a good time to move on and what are we going to now? What's not even potato? It's a cup Blah blah blah this is stuff we read we actually got emails because we actually had a show and now people are like Hey, there you are and here's some things and now we read them.
Do you want to read yours? No? No, I'm saving this one because I love this one. This is my baby We got we actually got an email from a from someone that's pretty well known on fat life and a friend of mine and it should be a friend of yours But you don't read blogs in her mind hi in her mind So he he sends an email saying seriously on the podcast junkie he starts listing off all these podcasts that we're not gonna tell you But because you want to know that's awesome as ours, but he basically listens to one or two podcasts a day during his commute and during exercise He does exercise he works out Cagels man what are men what are Kegels for men bagels?
Managles Managles bagels bagels bagels. Okay. There's a winner. He gets the winner So he reminds her doing his bagels.
Hey, so he goes on to say your podcast is fucking awesome The lead dude is awesome geeky, but relatable and fun. That's you boogie. What do you what that's you and the girls? That's us.
They rock. Yeah, we do. He loved a big time great job well produced and he's hooked That's right in her mind is hooked on our podcast. So you should be and he will teach us how to do make goals We should all look at the camera say hi Hi, okay, okay.
What is that it? I was a great one. I take compliments very well I know you're looking at the page like I like it or mine. I like the stuffy rights and Thank you.
Thank you for the compliment. Okay, it was very nice Cagels you look on his face. He looked caggy. I don't do I see I hate mail It's not really hate mail as opposed to fucking magical because this was a complete narcissist douche mail Yes, I have to read pieces of this because it was because I'm a narcissist douche So I really appreciate the the intensity of douche them that occurred here Okay, so the guy starts out and what makes it even better is he said nice things in the beginning likes the production the voices are Connection together whatever but then he starts to tangent he starts to tangent into some things which I don't necessarily disagree with like Yeah, we're gonna shorten the show in a little bit But he's like I'm sure you've given this a lot of thought and you have your reasons But a top quality 20 30-minute pause cast is easier for me to fit in my schedule a full hours kind of hard I get interrupted I skim listen I check social media email I'm just not in the position to give my full attention for an uninterrupted hour and I work part-time at home in my pajamas in My mom's basement Just something to think and I'm just like I was like oh my god He's just saying this doesn't work you guys so I've never met just can you make this happen because while I'm skimming just Did you guys not get that is that just me no no my my thought process was well then if you only can do 20 minutes at Time a you need to work out more and be a press pause or stop Are you that fucking OCD that if you can't I can't handle these guys do an hour You know regular talk shows on regular radio do five hour shows five times a day we do one hour a week really You're that OCD that you're like I have to finish listening I got damn it I don't want to listen to sucks.
I have to listen. I have to listen. I don't think you're that stress Go to a meeting dude, but he gets some support that he wanted to turn the fuck off turn the fuck up. I cast off Say fuck you your podcast sucks after 20 minutes, okay, okay?
Letting anyone else talk Amazing that he actually thinks we should adjust the show before his timetable I mean the attitude that he actually said that is so hilarious. It gets better. Can I talk now? No, what did you say?
What were you to say jump in no? It's a talk show you jump in just go in just fuck you boogie I'm talking do it say it say it say it fuck you. I'm talking, but please continue. That's not talking Go for a boogie.
I'm just excited because it's good male and we're excited. We want to hear the rest of this okay great I hope in the view okay great then I'll read this I hope in the future you'll have more entertainment and less well-ment heartfelt But basically amateur common sense advice the stuff isn't all that entertaining and because you're not professionals There's a limit to how valuable it is Also outside like point out I am a professional Fuck off. I just think it's awesome. No, this is pure fucking goal because in one sentence He tells us that it's nice, but basically our entire cumulative collective experiences as human beings is worthless Because we went longer than 20 minutes while he's in his position I Love this guy Because it's just awesome to just it's like internet thing like when you're like there are no real people on the internet where you just type You're like yes, I will control the world world of Warcraft second life Yes, I am bizarre and then you don't ever realize that that maybe this the world isn't about me and but it's just I fucking thought it was awesome Whatever say whatever you want.
I think the guy rocks. I want him on the show. I think I rock too. You're just sucking up I Go I Do you rock you're a total douche narcissist?
I love you happy face. We're gonna give the advice as authorities on our own experience That is awesome that you don't like it. I had a blast reading your letter. Thank you boogie He did send you one back.
Oh, he did he said he said thanks for getting back to me I feel like you know that a total douche narcissist are the next window over. I'm a self-absorbed fall. You're a tied fuckwit You're a date you're a day. I can't see these glasses.
Oh, you're a day. Oh, you're a day a fall Well, I gotta be my life experiences are invaluable. So I should be dumber I will say you did you do well. He did I'm so happy you're excited I love it male because this guy thought about it.
This isn't some fucking idiot fucking junior high This isn't some idiot junior higher that just sat there and said you suck. Why did you do more tits? This guy thought about it. What in time I respect that?
Alright, is that it? Oh, really? I did see your post Missy. I did see your post Yes, no, no, it was in a blog.
It was a freaking thing. She is she is trying to see how many times we can hit her during the show And oh, yeah, yeah, I read that well go get smacked Anything she's just excited to get smacked just put it up to the microphone so we can hear the No, we did it slide by side The face Mac okay now wait you should preference this just the first time though. This is completely consensual. He actually likes her I like this.
All right. Go get it When each side once again, we'd like to preface with that these are only certain people that feel like just walk up to Oh We were talking about pain that processes at pleasure this Like facelopping, you know because not everyone was slapped as a child and humiliated so it's for them It's just Slapped as a child and humiliated and she's having a lot of trouble trying to reconcile with herself Why she likes it now when in the past it was so humiliating I had my whole childhood I was smacking constantly in the face and is a humiliation and for me like a face-macking took a lot for me to Start to enjoy because it was the instant. I'm gonna fucking kill you if you hit me in the face I can still feel the kiss. All right.
We're going to are you going to the next? We smack fee everything's good. Oh if you're gonna play in public. Yes, there is a way dungeon etiquette will be expected from you Preverted podcast will teach you how not to be a douche Have you ever seen something at your local dungeon or private be some part of it just pisses you off daily This is the time where we talk about how not to be that guy or that girl?
So today we are talking about well loud talking In the dungeon or on the podcast in the dungeon We have all been guilty of this pop off But it really sucks when you're trying to have an intimate moment with your top of your bottom And you hear someone just outside your scene going on about what they had for dinner and how it might be making them dassy Ah or hearing the gasiness by the way, they're sneaking the hallway and they're like okay. I'm cool And they're like fart right in your vlog. Oh, basically that can just turn your scene into shit And it's like someone raking their nails down a chalkboard We don't have that here snar snarf fucking hell thunder gas What? There was actually a friend of mine was in a scene about a month ago or so and as they're in it It was like super intense.
It was like one of those intense types of scenes But people in the hallway that were joking rather loudly about crop dusting Hmm just just juvenile to begin with crop dusting for those who don't know is farting while walking away So you are leaving your stink trail for others to enjoy I had never heard that in my life I'm gonna do that all the time you do There is a difference between somebody who's talking to a lad where they're not supposed to be in the dungeon monitor She's coming by and telling to be quiet versus somebody doing a scene in which they're yells and their cathartic Release that they're doing is so intense that it's disturbing everyone else You really can't stop somebody if they do that because that's their scene and it's in public the other you can stop They need to be to be quiet. Yeah, that's that actually the the I will say when I'm working as a dungeon monitor That is probably the biggest infraction. I'm constantly shushing people and it's be honest It's not malicious. It's because people are just excited.
Holy shit. They're in a dungeon Oh my god, you see that the fist is going there and there is it but it can't turn a notch Yeah inside voices inside voices. I mean I don't know going back to the the the play scene where those are your screams and moans and whatever I don't know it really is a fucked up conversation because when you clear an entire main room because now nobody can focus on their scene Because you're testing the limits of your fucking lungs I really do think there should be some sort of limit or you should be able to tell the top or the bottom Hey, maybe you should wear a ball gag and then you can grunt as loud as you want But if I don't know it's it's you don't want to stop someone's freedom and whatever but once your freedom and screaming has like ruined Everyone else's scene isn't is there like a middle ground that the as a DM? We can pull them aside afterwards and or if they're gonna see that or if this is a constant thing You can request that like hey guys, why don't we get you one of the private rooms?
So it's not in the main area because if you're in a private room and you're screaming your head off Yeah, then well, okay, that's that's your experience But if you're in the middle of the main area and you're clearing it There's basically you know ten other places that now are kind of unusable. Yeah, you know what'll fix it. You know crop dusting You're gonna go right there. Just gas them Just gas them.
I do think that there's a tendency and there's a certain certain parties here that have more of this There's that the younger one Where I feel like it's kind of early on in their in their kink life and they're kind of exaggerating their sounds because it sounds sexy Yes, you porn sounds on purpose We haven't touched you So I mean especially you're kind of new to this and you're really excited and you want to show your topic of time And because you want to make all the noises that you know They like but you know just kind of authentic noises are sexier than fake ones just be authentic and you shouldn't go nuts Oh Come on if you heard someone make llama, I mean we have snarstner, but if you heard a llama I would be forced to check on that scene to make sure the person isn't choking today I think llama sex is awesome You know llamas have curly dicks and they fuck for a really long time because I can't get it out No, no, they just do llamas are badass fuck off sometimes love is less than nice. You may need some fucking advice right now It's me I push the button all right loving sex questions answered by the sagely wise and awesome We really are working this out. It's only her second show. I swear I swear perverted podcast listeners Just stick with us a couple more.
I'm getting I'm getting it worked out. I promise. I'm a fighter go read the next part That's you what I already did it. It's me.
Whatever. Just fucking go No, just don't just its advice Hey, hey Essentially always consent really yes, all right So we had a we had a question from a listener actually that was pretty cool So her thing was when you're in a new and committed relationship How do you get past the fear that doing something new will muddy the water? I'm gonna just bring this down. She's in a new relationship with someone.
She's kinky He's a little new to the whole idea, but she's also still exploring So how does she not kind of go full steam ahead with the whole here? Do all this stuff and be a dumly man for me without scaring him off a little like how do you? How do you temper your speed that you want to go into kink with with someone who's maybe a little bit behind you? Well, I would I would definitely suggest maybe BDSM porn like watching porn together and say hey does any of this stuff kind of you know Hey, that looks like fun You know you can also introduce non-threatening toys I give you pull out a set of sounds or you know full hoid You know that maybe not something you want to start with but maybe like you know So you're cooking dinner together and you're in the kitchen and you're like oh grab this wooden spoon and kind of smack a smack It's back and I can get back.
What do you do? I This is a relationship is she just said she started the relationship a new relationship But also she doesn't want to push all the kinks on him too fast There's a lot of complications and moving forward with her list of curiosities. Yeah, here's the big one I think he does some of the kinks now just to make me happy. Oh, I'd like for him to take a more dominant role Yeah, that's that's nice work if you can get it really I mean this really comes down to First off before I I address the actual person This is this is why you spend a little more time negotiating your relationships before you make your commitments into relationships To find out if you have those common grounds that are going to make you happy because the reality is this is gonna now Be a challenge.
This is a challenge turning somebody dominant who is not necessarily dominant or likes to be that way either Might happen over an amount of time where they understand the process or it's never going to happen or maybe he's a bottom Maybe he identifies more in a submissive in that case you're never going to get a strong dominant energy You may get him to do things to you which can still be wonderful and fulfilling But it doesn't you're this is now a struggle that you're going to have this is something I've had a bit of experience with because my My husband and I were a little kinky in the beginning mostly because I was driving it because I wanted it and and he was interested in it So trying it and we had some good role playing some good fun stuff that we did But then over time it wasn't really naturally him to be that kind of dominant that I wanted and Because I'm the type of sinness that I am if he doesn't want it then I am okay I guess that's not a thing we do anymore and as soon as I started dating again I was like head first back into the world of kink because this is something that's just it's been me my whole life It's a horrible feeling when you think your top is doing it for you only and not because they're getting something else That's the worst it depends. Well, I mean here's the thing I'll argue for our type of if you want that intensity, but once again, it's kind of you know I gave the dismal outlook but there's also a positive outlook because I know people that are in relationships They got kids they have been married ten years They're locked in and the one really wants it and the other doesn't really want it and the person has a lot of struggles with that And at that point you really do have to say how core is my kink to me being who I am Am I going to stop this relationship if they're not interested in being poly or exploring playing with other people or whatever? I think at the best of times we all have a lot of trouble finding people who wear our kinks align Just to find people it takes a lot of work If you're already in a committed relationship and you're venturing into the kink world and you're hoping that your kinks align It's a crapshoot and I think that that's what going back to our talk about polyamory. That's what makes people Forces them to try polyamory because you're locked in as you said to this relationship And if your kink is a really core part of who you are you have no choice but to look outside the marriage to get that and Press so your polyamory whether you like it or not.
Also, I don't think that Necessarily, I mean you can't go slower routes too. It doesn't mean that down the road He's not gonna find something that really does turn him on that the you know you guys can work with I would suggest classes if you have a local dungeon in the area go to classes, you know watch stuff online include each other in your exploration and You know, maybe start you know again. It's also communication making sure you talk to each other see if this and I had to basically end it with somebody because our kinks didn't align and he wasn't dominant up for me and I realized that that was something that was huge for me and And if it's not in yeah, sometimes it's just not He is she says he's on foot like he said he listens to the podcast He wants to he wants to be a part of this but there so there is an interest and I think it's it's if she's at full speed ahead And he's still at the beginning she might have to temper I mean here's the other thing if there's willingness there That's all you need in any relationship if there's willingness and that's where you find that compromise you make this person may never be you know The fucking hair whipping you know chest hair whipping in the wind, you know kind of uber But he may care enough about his partner to learn different levels of intensity and in that he will become more aggressive Or if it's the other case where the female needs to be the dominant she will learn that if there's that care there for each other It's a nurture that relationship first off. It's gonna work out how it's gonna work out But you may not get everything you want but sometimes you get what you need.
There's also besides polyamory There's probably play to there's that and that is a that's a thing that's that's nothing. That's good I think this is a hard thing But if you guys care about each other and you're communicating man You got a better chance than if you don't and thanks for listening to the podcast. Thank you Please send your kink love relationship and sex questions in a hundred words or less to perverted podcast at gmail.com and put up The word advice in the subject line, so we know that's what you're asking. I just want to see a song Only thing it may not work, but are you guys gonna sing this with me?
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Yeah, all right. Let's do it This is a serious song by the way. There's a serious message seriously if you let a dog lick your balls tomorrow You might be strange if you get drunk at a party and let nine guys pound your poo Sometimes in both fantasies make really lame realities Okay, this one's important. It's never actually happened to me If you get caught jacking off into your stepmom's underwear tomorrow If you go to the emergency room to get an object removed from your ass While your horny all is fair game dangerous to let your crush I think place your brain Oh My fuck with your head Or your family or other personal relationships Not saying it's better or more or less.
You're not hurting someone else and it's among consenting adults. It's all good Just saying think about it first Okay, thank you We actually pulled it off If you put on women's clothes and daskicop for a cavity search for it your tomorrow, you might feel strange If a video of you sucking dick wind up on the internet Make your reversible consequence late in reality here beginning here soft sweet That is our show If you are in the Los Angeles or surrounding areas of visit threshold org and find out about joining their kinky family If you have questions comments or ideas, please email us at the birdie podcast at gmail.com and visit perverted podcast And finally please consider being a monthly supporter of fat life So we have something to actually talk about each week until next week week three Enjoy being your damn kinky self. We are out of here