3.2 They've Landed in Lowestoft!

The enemy are closing in. They’re approaching from Lowestoft, AND Beccles. Worst of all, they’ve got a new weapon, some kind of audio device. But will regulation ear defenders be strong enough? Unlikely. Actually, not at all. Few humans can withstand this level of insanity. Yes, The Big Muddler is bursting across the battlefield. And few will survive unscathed.For those who do, here’s what lies in store. More afternoon phone-in, where the callers seem oddly familiar, and poetical. A near-the-knuckle collection of Listed Jokes, including Kenneth Williams infamous warm-up joke, as recounted by Barry Took in his book of Round The Horne scripts. The boys from The Rest is Jollity are trying to record an ad for their new sponsor, which of course goes horribly wrong. Meantime, soap star Squid Vicious is being interviewed by a dodgy journalist in Great Crustaceans. Will he fall for the clickbait confrontational baloney? Or will his pal Razors save the situation?So much dense sketch comedy crammed into one slender episode; crammed courtesy of crammer in chief: Matthew Cram-pton. Tune in for more rich, thick, creamy nonsense next time.Full Many a Glorious Morning Have I Seen, Sonnet No. 33 (William Shakespeare) read by John Gielgud on Poetry Classics: Great Voices Alto ALN1918 https://www.prestomusic.com/classical/products/7990331--poetry-classics-great-voicesNow Sleeps the Crimson Petal (Alfred, Lord Tennyson) ready by Dame Peggy Ashcroft on Poetry Classics: Great Voices Alto ALN1918 https://www.prestomusic.com/classical/products/7990331--poetry-classics-great-voicesMussel Point, near Zennor — boats, seals, seagulls and curlews by Philip_Goddard -- https://freesound.org/s/689034/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0Engine from ferry #2 by arnaud coutancier -- https://freesound.org/s/435870/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.020220725T003000-0230_LESP-NIGHT-2023 by AlderInstitute -- https://freesound.org/s/710611/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.020080810.gannet.00.wav by dobroide -- https://freesound.org/s/59291/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Muzak 1 by TeffyD1 -- https://freesound.org/s/752529/ -- License: Attribution 4.0sarnia waves perfect by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/828446/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Do get in touchSupport the show