30: Super Pee Pee Bowl Pre-game...but First the News

This is what happens when two people who don't know about football or the news do football and the news. This also marks a first. The first time one of us bails out on a scene completely because it went a little off the rails. Luckily, we started again and it went much, much more off of them. There's a news report about a fire that has caught fire, a man who has trained an animal of some kind (that really is as much as I remember about that) and a hostage situation with jazzmophones. And then, the pregame coverage for the Big Game. The Super Bowl, maybe, though we do mention quite a number of teams, so it's hard to tell. The national anthem of...somewhere...is sung. This is what happens when we just have no idea at all what we're going to do and then DO THAT THING.