Hello, I'm of no applause just the clap. I'm Doug and I'm joined by my stalwart companions Lizzy and Deb The only show that wonders why babies are cute The context of this was I sent that a stray text message. I'm sorry a straight thought I was already at work when I got it to it was great. That's what we great ones to be at work Uh straight thought our babies cute so we don't kill them when their cries attract predators.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I mean, I'll find out in these only apocalypse. That's true. The thing was I was at a bar.
Have we stopped saying some bakalops? Did we ever start saying that? No, I just did Um, I was I was doing some work at a bar and these two adorable puppies Bradians and Fwaresa Blue-nose pits were like yapping and which is fine They're puppies. I started thinking about like what would not attract predators And maybe that's why baby things are so cute is so that we don't kill them when you're not the parents That was where my brain went.
That's supposed to be why human babies look more like the father than the mother when they're born So father has more of a protective instinct. Right, right. Did you also know that babies basically get drunk off their mother's smell? Oh, like based on the brain chemical and pheromones and all that.
Yeah, it's a dependency thing Which also just make the baby a little easier. Why they walk that way? Well, like I said, it's not like eating. It's not like an offense.
It's not like a It's just to make the one that's a bonding thing but also just to give another a little bit of a slightly easier time They already you know burst down for entertainment center. Is that what you're calling us? Okay, shouldn't we have a lot to talk about? Where'd you go now?
No, no, please. No, no, okay. You don't want to show. I was just thinking you know Adi and flat screen I don't think I don't like thinking about surround sound.
I don't know why that makes me Yeah, I think when you shoot your little echoes. Oh, no, that's not good. No, it's just a magic like some horrible rock falling into a cavern You just really get the entertainment center. Can you get the best I want to get?
Can you get extended warranty? Uh, that just made me realize that you said when it echoes and I thought the word ricochet and I thought I never want to meet a woman who calls her pussy the gun club Oh no That's something That sounds something out of a Robert Rodriguez movie, and she's married works there somewhere in Texas You realize there's probably way more than one Bigger I totally Will actually think why does something that really just you have shaggershaws? Okay Like I said, I got screwed on it. Fuck shot food order at work that didn't come in on Friday So I was running out of everything and one of our friend and the house managers had to go to buy some more pizza cheese Because I was going to run the fuck out and I was busy all fucking day and I realized about 10 seconds after he left He just got sent to a Costco on black Friday Honestly, I was fucking shocked.
He didn't come back with a fucking 80 inch I'm amazing came back at all It's around sound oh god. Look at that kuchadolby. I don't know. Please don't speak badly about Thomas Dolby.
Love him Just not like a better boy. I think I was signed I So Everyone our fourth mando should be here in about 10 minutes, but let us continue. Um, I have a fair amount. What do you got?
Hawkeye I ran we watched old John Q sack would be called war incorporated which if you haven't seen it you should I feel like I saw years ago. It was really good. It's got um Nothing another one. Yeah, you should watch it Very commercialized to the point where like there's advertisements for stuff for companies on like all tanks Everybody can't you know when they go to a war zone.
They do little um conferences to show that they're helping people and everybody's a little kickback It's very sad. I mean, it's like very sad. Okay. Okay.
Okay. It's the middle east and it's about you know It you can almost in some ways look at it. I really fucked up sequel to gross white bike. Oh, I can totally see that Well, yeah, the commercialization of um I mean Was trying to form the uh the sentence union Yeah, it's actually it's interesting with me.
Hillary does it as this uh, Middle Eastern pop star princess That actually also really makes sense. Yeah, especially since Lindsey Lohan just you know announced her engagement to a I was gonna say middle eastern music producer Well, I also mind you get thought was oh, that's who's still in the front with it So it's a matter of hotel where that is out of the list She has a hotel in the Middle East. Yeah, I know that The whole reality show Why would I watch a Lindsey Lohan really? It exists Edgar didn't know parts of the Caribbean was a ride One of my coworkers announced the other day that she used to play mad world a lot on the piano because she thought she was edgy and really In the donny darco and I'm like, you know, it's a cover right?
She's like what and I had played it tears for fears original four. She's like oh, that makes sense. Wow, this is really 80s It's tears for fears. Yeah, it's really 80s.
They're coming I think garbage is open garbage is open Seventeen years. I don't know I missed garbage and um, all on this more set doing the she was doing the 20th anniversary jig hill and she played the entire album It's entirety like Yeah, closer garbage and now it's more said you're only missing Sarah block him And the god let's not forget what service often has become okay. You can't tell me I don't remember what comedian it was that me the whole bit about you know being drunk watching TV at 2am And that's the ad that comes on and you're immediately just fucking crying It was one of the ones that was on comedians of comedy. It was one of those like it wasn't happening I've been for saying Wow, they had to put that right there when everyone's vulnerable And I mean I had a conversation recently about how an animals diet is always so much fucking worse And I feel like ads like that kind of tap into the same emotional response.
They just snazred Marley and me God they make so much money Just I'm only speaking of things with dogs in them. Sorry, okay, pizza dog. Yeah lucky the pizza dog I was in the first episode so much both the episodes and it's very happy with them Totally it's something I'm very happy with I will say that I heard after work to watch it I feel like I need it to not be falling asleep actually it's one of those I wouldn't take it much passively But you don't like actively I mean that's going on but do stuff. Yes No, but I forgot they called the truck to mafia.
I was like, okay Okay, like I said, it's just one of those things right I came home I immediately had to do laundry and started doing more cooking. I'm like I can't put on something new right now The new media will not be chained to the brain. They did tie in Kate Bishop's character to Battle New York at 12. Yeah, that was cool.
That is like what inspires her to become did you see the did you see the meme where? It's Kate Bishop and the mom at the funeral and she's like anything you want and it shows like the Hulk saving her and she's like Yeah, green paint steroids Because when the month says like what do you want to like feel safe and she goes I want to go narrow Because she gets saved much Which I totally get I like that they did that I'm never It's not red conning. It's adding to the previous I like to just sell it from like the other side like a human side of you Not like the event. It didn't feel like heavy unit.
No, no, no It's good character development. Well, that's explained too much It's one of the math on how many people died and like what the power damage it was It was like 8.5 billion or something. He said that every time somebody says something like that I mean we think of the ultra P P episode from invaders in when that fucking hamster gets all huge and destroys the city I think of human fish games. So um Yeah, but no, it didn't seem but hamfisted and heavy handed it was like it was very natural I like how grounded it is It's gonna be a talk about heavy handed and hamfisted or something I'd like to talk about but we could hear entertainment Sutter You said handed too much for me to not get that job.
I heard hamfisted so don't hamfist you're Thank you. I'm so glad you're both giving an advice I mean, you know But yeah, so it's a problem is it's random Let's talk at the star of the first episode though the avenger's musical god fucking dammit I don't like it was awful. I was meant to be off I think you think of when they show back up on hasgard and they're doing that, you know, or it was worse than that It's kind of the same idea though. Yeah, yeah Rogers.
Oh my god. He goes. I don't have to know what happened I was there you know who wasn't there? Because I was in it randomly though the the emotional gravity of him looking at the actress playing black widow That was like, I'm like, why is this like it's funny.
I'm like, you know, cringy but like I was like, oh shit motherfucking PTSD Hey, let's let's call out the Let's call out the stands I can do this all day. Yeah I didn't hate that I didn't need to know what you're talking about Okay, I'll get some on that next time Like I said our unofficial sponsor and our unofficial sponsor sponsor Fucking last night. Yeah. I like what that was I did like pizza dog I thought it was interesting that apparently someone robbed the avengers compound after thanos because they're auctioning off Roman sword and his costume.
Oh, the man I saw the costume. I was like, oh, it's check out. Someone's gonna wear that eventually Wait, wait two minutes later. Yeah Well, I did so far good.
Okay, but what about creepy urinal guy wanting a picture with all guy? Yeah, it's done a good time. It's done that good time That was funny. It's on rope panels was right down here.
He was like he thought about it Okay, can we bring it weirdly jump subjects for one second and talk about public bathroom etiquette? Yeah, don't do that. No, it's just also. No, but it's also just that if there's an opportunity leave a space Whether it be with stalls or urinals Yeah, I'll just say it It's one of those things Can't deem it.
No That's not the this whole time. It's fine Like I said, it's just one of those things where it's basic social contract if you're in a place with a lot of stalls And they're all open. Why would you take the stall that is directly next to the only stall in use? Go ahead.
I actually at one of places I go to That I've referred to a CT. You mean clock tower? He said fictionally. No, I didn't I didn't say fictionally said Effectively Well, that goes that.
Yep. Now I'm gonna be sworn by our To the fans The stall that's next to the only urinal has a better flushability So I like that you spend enough time there that you know that I almost work there I've been mistaken for a manager there and in that time you calculated which toilet flushes better Well, they only have to move in the mens. So yeah, I know which faucets have better water pressure But I mean that's also just because I'm in the kitchen and I wash my hands constantly I Want to go on Pfizer makes faucets. Oh, yeah and vaccines So Commissities they can't get clear waters You Can't go anywhere without showing off the app on your phone that's green or red and if it's green You know these you got vaccinated and you they do PCR tests every seven days Yeah, you told me that you needed one to be at the conference.
Yeah, well, I mean they give you one as soon as you land I mean that makes sense. Yeah, I don't I got one you were traveling internationally. It makes sense. Well, I don't got one anyway Yeah, the second I landed or like look at that goes see you in seven days.
I'm like Causing Hmm Yeah He's still running when Kate Bishop meets him Yeah, he's actually being trained by the swordsman who is Okay, okay And Taskmaster Who I think is gonna be madamask eventually True, but it could just be a mantel down like the widow The Yeah, but your hot guy with that also I think the reason I have a theory that maybe the way they're gonna play her in is that Echo might be an ex widow We think about it no in the comics she just has like photo photographic But you think about it if you she's not if they play that loop So technically have the same training taskmaster did because he was also with it So that would make sense how she's just like a drug lawyer Superpart like in our actual photograph Just have a photograph She can duplicate what you see right? Yeah, well masters has a mutation where he can literally replicate anyone's moves And the comic books he has a mutation All right hands that least No, she's a American Award-lord, okay, it's her dad worked with Kingpin Kingpin the cartel. Yeah, I know she's got the Phoenix horse men You get 12 on everything she's I know talk about a resume Yeah, for sure so since we're talking about I can use this I haven't talked about all of the Disney day or one of those plus day Really? No, no, it was just they tried to show up so much into a day that ended up not being very effective Look two or three days, but it was just one of those things I'm like I know what you guys are trying You didn't really pull it off as well as you should have I don't know if I put it off well for me.
I thought they did alright I'm sad for she help I have been since yeah If they don't have a comic fan I remember this specific cover or maybe it's a panel If they don't have she-hulk jump roping in that show I'm gonna be pissed Actually, I think they probably do it one because it will probably just film well and be interesting to look at but also It's just a good example of physical abilities one of the most iconic drawings of she-hulk is she's jump roping in the nude Yeah, I'm the ocean of the jump rope blocks locks that boobs. Yeah, yeah Why wouldn't they do that in the show that just be well? I don't think they'll do a nude one but like if they don't do that I think they'll figure out how to do that nude in the show. It'll be fun It's just make sure that there's like 13 other people in the world who look just like her She would come to realize she's a queen clone and I don't know You're gonna go full orphaned?
I'm gonna full orphaned black on this one You're gonna be called orphaned green Oh wow, it's she green She orphaned? Okay she orphaned would be so much sadder That's just Annie No Green orphan She would happen from a trolley-cheese green giant and companion to the little sprout Whatever you can make him an orphan Just smile Anywho Yeah It's who we fucking that abandoned that spot Yeah Um Moon Knight I'm so excited The fact that they're like really like put their shoulder into their disassociated personality aspect to him I'm Marvel really seems to say that it's the darkest thing they've ever okayed It's dark as they've ever been later No, no, no, no, no, no Oh, it's literally the best one They have to be dark with the best one Yeah, I mean there's no way they can't and not do it correctly, you know Unless they will, you know The fact that they even touched on his multiple personalities in the trailer already is keen It's not looking like that I still have a theory that I didn't notice Mm-hmm Yeah Instead of being all stretchy she has a Like she creates green lanterns I think they're mine kind of thing Okay, it's a green lantern It's the green lanterns Her powers have never been really pinned down though She doesn't understand She's a big fan She's a big fan She's like she's basically essentially Mr. Fantastic I'm just saying it hasn't been around long enough that there can be room for them to kind of True, well they're still giving her like the stretch and stuff but now instead of it being like her physical limbs It's kind of like an aura of like energy You know what, that's one of the reasons I fell in love with Ms. Margal almost immediately won Because it's the first time they've ever been a female Pakistani character They're unfurling But it's also the fact that she runs into Mulverine within the first like two books And I think it's old as fuck Mulverine too Yeah, it's old men looking Yeah, like I said, it's one of those things where the fact that they basically had kind of the old image Like I said, the old and the new connect very easily and it didn't feel forced at all It made sense for them to kind of meet up in that situation I'm sure they wouldn't be able to say that Let's zero-fuse the prize move I was because the plus they are just Side note, they haven't really leaned into it at all But I think Moon Knight might actually be where we're getting Blade Because he's set to start I've played technically already showed up Well, yeah, he's set to appear in a Disney Plus show before he has his actual movie The Eternals I'm just making a joke about the actor The actor is a little good Oh, Mahashali Yeah, he played a...
Cottonmouth He played Cottonmouth and he was fantastic And I don't get me wrong, I think it'll be a wonderful blade I was gonna say, I don't like some of those brothers Cottonmouth too Wow Wow By the way, we're gonna need to talk about the Eternals Oh, I got that working right there That's one of my very few notes My bank's on the random trivia New day President James Buchanan had the heaviest dog to ever live in the White House Her name was Laura and she weighed 170 pounds What kind of dog? What did he say? He has the things, I know what to do with his 70 pounds I know a dog that weighs 170 pounds, he's the gentlest fucking dog in the entire world I can't move You don't miss Oh, Brutus, yeah Oh, Brutus, yeah Brutus, the beast is out of Broadway Brut, not Brut, Brut, Brut Oh, yeah, Brut, yeah I go of course, getting around the show I've echoed, written in like that because I'm like, what a... You realize that sounds like what you yellow girl at Club, you recognize You know that's what you yell at the audience How do you yell at the audience?
Oh, you missed that first part of the song You don't need to know about it, you don't need to know about it You don't need to know about it, you're talking about it in China We talked about this off air, they're pointing at the point Black Knight, like, these are D-cuts as far as I'm concerned Yeah, black Knight's a bit of a leash And I think one of the reasons they're actually doing that is because doing the deeper cuts gives themselves a little more leeway with changing things And also gives them a lot more openness to grow it in different media Whether it be TV or film or even comics Whereas it's like someone who's a little closer to the belt, like, say, one of the X-Men or something They'd have a lot of trouble changing minor things about that character Because they're still pivotal to history And bringing back the X-Men cartoon They are bringing back the X-Men cartoon I'm so excited I think they don't use the same song they did with the cowboy V-Bop I'm gonna be fucking furious Got confirmation that it is going to have the same intro They're gonna have at least half of their team of the original animators It is going to pick up where the original 92 show stopped airing They're literally picking up They're doing 92 I started a 92 ended in 97 Like I said, I heard me from Ron, that was the opening for one of my birthday nixes from you two or three years ago It was the X-Men film song This year it was tank They actually also got a big tank They got, like, a thing for, four out of the eight original voice actors Back to placing people Which, I'm not a witch of me now, are they bringing back more? That's my question I don't know What's that like? I know, they're there They killed him off in the first three episodes Wolverine and Wolverine and Wolverine in the X-Men That's totally thought he didn't even do it The favorite joke for him is how he played out that Wolverine doesn't have a comedian accent Because he doesn't even see a boot on that note Oh, sorry, boy What they should do is get the, anyone see the pride of the X-Men cartoon? Oh, yeah When Wolverine had the weird fucking Australian accent Yeah Don't get him but kind of do get him at the same time Like, it's one of those, I'm like, that'd be a funny nod but What is this?
Are kids? Like, he says, he's a weird Australian accent, it doesn't make any fucking sense Also the animation that was fucking red It was, it was the highest brogy I just thought And it was, yeah, narrated by the late great Stanley, I think I still have to be a chess at home So yeah, it's been 97, it's coming back, I'm just super sick about that Super sick Now let's, let's keep going with Marvel But we're gonna put it in internals, cause I won't talk about Trung-Chi So I watched it What is way better than the other one? You watched it recently too Well, you know what I mean, cause I fell asleep in the theater watching The Marvel series, we just talked about hot guys I was gonna say, cause it's not a porn film I've had fun with it, I can do math I was tired, so like ten weeks The fights were fucking amazing except for the third act, I don't know why when I was kind of a sudden That's in a weird They could have skipped the giant dragon. And I had a massive awesome fucking like, crunching monkey striking dragon or the other.
You're hitting dragon? Considering that actually I have what the action is. At least he's got an animal in there. Two.
What do they do? No. The ant. The ant and the that himself.
Oh. I like that they paid homage to, well, like a sentinel. Are we not happy that Kingsley's bad? That was correct.
I loved his use in that. It was so high. It was so high. It was a fucking rat.
And I wanted to be like the kind of tissue on every movie from here on. No, it just made such perfect sense to stick him right there. It was good character development. And it didn't feel like really fucking weird at all.
It made such a sense. I loved how basically he was kidnapped by the 10 Kings. And then left the live. I assassinated for insulting their leader.
Right. But they couldn't. And they couldn't bring themselves. They found him so miserable.
He was too funny. No, he's just still befuddling me charming. Yeah. OK, but the most genuine moment he has in that is when he's like, Morris, you're real.
Oh, but I thought you were just in my imagination. I thought Morris was dead, but Morris was OK. Yes. Mike, you know what he says?
Very butt turkey. Which I had to talk to someone about it. I'm like, I got a Google English this thing. Like, you have to see this.
And it's adorable. It's actually a good one. They think that Slattery's dead. And he's like, oh, no.
I'm just saying. I think it's down here. You're like, oh, yeah. And it's like, oh, I got four.
They did do a couple of things that were a little heavy. Heavy? I don't know if that's something that seemed a little shoe worn, that's me. I think that's basically what we're saying.
You're both your best. I think you guys are saying. What's well, what do you do? I really like to offer for you this character.
But there was no reason why she needed to be there the entire time. I can't believe she got that. I can't believe she got that good. But the guy there I got.
I was talking to her about something. She was a fuck out of me. I thought she was funny in it. I thought she was good.
I thought she was good. I heard the character movies fine. I thought the actress herself just, what's the fuck out of me? You didn't like, do you?
I didn't like that. Do you like that? Do you like that? It's good.
I think that maybe I don't like it. That stupid tummy central shows she's got. Dark and clean. I think she's the only reason it said watch.
Oceanage. Yeah. Didn't watch that either. It's not great.
The other thing though is that the actress who played her sister, nothing from her. Like she was basically a blank piece of paper the entire time. I know she played it a little too close. I mean she.
Her new character is a new character. She is a new character. She did some character develop a little better than ours. She was busy and abandoned by her entire family.
I like how cynical she was. But they essentially made her completely masked the entire time and didn't pay it off at all. Or enough to make you care about a sequel. I don't care about a dude with a fucking knife hands Razor fist He looked awful Okay, so I want to Every time they said razor fist I mean we think of the guy that kept making fun of it in the guards of galaxy 2 So they actually never say razor fist They're so hard It's on his car It's only the one time Oh my god that fucking car Um It's just one of those things where it's like I really never wanted to see him again I thought he was a fucking waste I thought one of the parallels Yeah I did think it was interesting at the end she was setting up her own business But I don't think they made her Her own business?
She took over the two kinds of rings You know what I mean That's gotta pay off later No she's setting up her own empire There you go Like I said, I totally understand And I go ahead sorry No you're fine I think that leads into what I was about to say like one of the parallels between the two Like she had the chance to grow up on his own terms and learn how to actually be like emotional Emotionally apt towards certain things She did Whereas she didn't have the ability to have those connections because she literally had to be a hard-ass her entire life Is that why she painted like a child that all the entire fucking Well no it makes sense how she would act more like her father than he would because she has the more of a mental standpoint of I need to be this way or no one's gonna take me seriously She was gonna be a crime lord or shouldn't be a stripper Exactly But how hard both? No No one respects a stripper No offense The second movie I'm writing You realize that everybody in the intro has ever mentioned it's great that poison ivy and Harley Quinn would have a burlesque club where Joker would be the main act It would be called the last laugh No that's actually pretty good Yeah, yeah Either he wants to develop it I mean you don't do anything with my ideas That's when we're a dipshit to play the Joker again Yeah, that's exactly why picture of two and still the teeth When they say like we all train equals here and she was like oh yeah that was nice That was nice That was nice You did that the end Oh yeah Really good, but it's just one of those where I feel like it's just like a for like two minutes True well, you know the movie's called she so Yeah, the entire time he did she's got much training is he's yeah Also, I learned after watching the movie that that apparently their blood is what allowed them to use the weapons the way that they did because of the Mom so the mom had like genetic ties with that land and you know how they were all able to make the weapons Well, yeah, so apparently it only reacted to people who were born there had that ability from the dragon or the guardian Probably the proximity of it the way like the media affected right which is like Katie's bow never glows Katie's bow never glows or has any kind of existential like power besides the fact that she's really good Everyone else's yeah, exactly sorry roll talking Speaking of the white club long in a combination seems buddy buddy. Yeah, I think I don't know what that's setting up I think maybe one was sorry Great post-grader Okay, speaking of feeling heavy handed that whole thing Red ugly heavy He's not smart help right now, which is apparently a thing. I know why I think But then when we see him and she hope he's perfectly fine no sling no Well, we see him human and we see him smart.
Yeah in the trailer So I have a theory that maybe because of the gamma radiation his arm wasn't able to heal correctly So you had to figure out a way to turn back into banners so his arm can heal properly so that there's way to turn back in a hole You know you'll be reasonable Things yeah, I think that's why we see him a sling one time and then not in a sling the others because while he's in that human form He's letting his arm heal up all the way Anyone Anything was a bit strange that one was acting outside of like What strange was doing? That's the character that he's been in the most Marvel film to think about the spider-man trailer to right he leaves to go do something Well, I it's inside of that portal he's going to the training facility that they're actually they actually trained Strange at in the first movie you can see like a little temple and stuff through it I had a thought maybe that he was leaving to do the battle or the fight in Magi poor with The domination but that timeline wouldn't line up very well considering this happens like a good one Lizzie you and I talked about time does not always equal time that the MC is starting to get bogged down by its own continuity just like Basically complex do yeah, well here's the thing after seeing she I thought maybe and say that's it correctly shong gi shong Yeah, your name is shong gi and you changed your name to Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean yeah I think instead of leaving to have that battle magic or he might be leaving to do research on the ten rings Okay, which will still be make that was the post credit on that It will come out with a Marvel and better And that's strange is preoccupied with something else at that time we don't know I really wish I had just keep living my fucking life only have a couple of notes on this Specifically related to the ten rings at the very end there's a part where they all have to put on the bracelets I was actually kind of hoping at some point the bracelets might actually tie back to the ten fucking rings So we get a little bit more back on the origin of the ten rings three of them are dead by the time that movies and Or older sorry spoiler. They're dead, but they're restarted So the reason Angelina Jolie is having the magwieries because she had still had the same body from three different planets before That she Or the memories of them well well as soon as soon as the body Restarts their memories to the rest of that is why Icarus threw himself into the sun so that he can restart and not remember Sir, so yeah Yeah, I think that should have been a series or at least two fucking movies because they tried to cram so much into it No, you couldn't have never short. Yeah.
Yeah, I think the one movie was a good deal because no one would have seen a second Well, thanks to Angelina Jolie was completely unrelatable and did not need to be in that movie Fucking awful the entire movie No, they the way they styled her just maybe look awful. Well, if you think about it They chemistry between all the characters. I was great. I did not see any kind of romantic or sexual chemistry between the two leads What's your name and home lender?
Yeah? Sir see nikers I Mean and they had a whole ass sex scene Ass sexy no that was like wow, okay Marvel You have never had sex with somebody you never had any kind of emotional connection to I would just like to point out that they Got married to sex and that was that the whole thing, you know, we've all banged for pretty before sure, but we're also not eternally Happened you how many other people do you think Icarus is banging out since ercy and him broke up? I know I know it's serious Like I said I have two other major bitches about this which one I actually it has to do with neither of them I was like It was a good choice It's his powers are very problematic and they were in the comics as well at one point He was on like was a cosmic trial for her again she look actually was against you Yeah, he was With being a sexual deviant which is ironic because they're deviant yes well technically he's he's an eternal He's not an eternal is a titan no he's an eternal So each planet has their own set of eternal and the ones we've seen were just earth's Eternals our fox is an eternal from a different set He is not a brother Thanos is also an eternal Thanos just has a genetic Yeah, all the counts are coming back from the future you're right there they have the same Fathers yeah, same mother technically them in the female our female our cousins first cousins Who I am so glad was not What an obvious choice from the studio right? It looks exactly like I was so mad at sprite which what I understand what she was coming from it's I would love a dicker is that she had to go off and screw everything up Literally stabs or see in the back get that to one it felt forced to there was actually zero reason why they needed to basically specifically gender Sprite Really gender sprite was more of an age issue I mean so I It's just one of those things where it felt forced well There's no way no not the gender issue, but it's quite being in love with Icarus felt super forced well That's how I get that it's an economy, but there was no fucking clues to it whatsoever Yeah, you know another one of her vendettas was that they literally made her a child Yeah, I saw that and I'm interview with a vampire sure Can't finish with that right what the way from the divine no Oh, okay Yeah The first book by the end the first book I ordered the other night It's a really good series, but it's one of those where it's not something you could take in without thinking about it at least a little bit And I'll admit my last big bitch on this was their fucking costumes I know there's okay actually one more like I said another supposed to look like armor They literally look like cosplay fucking stand backs Like they did not move like armor at all so if that's what they were going for they should have done it something slightly different Well, they're in body with magic So I was exactly black knight or something I finally light up it makes a little bit more sense But the fact that they had basically the shoulders that were supposed to look like armor But never moved like armor really bothered me actually I thought custom act of the man of steel Yeah, it's not all the filigree.
Yeah, I thought it wasn't like it wasn't specifically like not saying they're like an eye for Icarus and They've heard it. I'm not saying that it wasn't that different It wasn't the sign of their costamings, but they were trying to go for and what we got I thought it was pretty good I thought they're all pretty they're visually fantastic You know my last major bitches the character development and lack of use of characters I thought it was I thought it was just enough Yeah, they made it a point to kill off the ones that we weren't really posted about Drake No, but that's why we didn't get in the entire series about you. I would Now you don't want the mind control I Just a sinic You would want to watch an entire series about a guy who has a call in the middle of the forest The frog drinking tea And the connection between the Ebony blade and blade Well, but in the comics there was a connection well in the in the comics the Ebony blade was originally blessed by Dracula And that's why it has its powers and his family was the family that took it from Dracula and kept it over the centuries What was the other British hero that fights vampires sure look No, it's be marble so one different universe to a company Jack I know I'm like a lower level non-powered vampire maybe they're doing a long play Well, it also might be kind of what they did with era where they start out with the street level criminals and then keep building it up Yeah, they're working out they introduced We know there's you know now there's a book and he's set to start in two shows before that movie Marvel's been expressing interest in bring back Some version of those writer Actually they Actually, they've actually yeah, they've prompted to bring Also to get back on that one awesome fun barely Spirit of engines Go right over 60 seconds fire That's what I'm By the way, you got mentioned in a conversation recently because I started pronouncing spider man of the song accent I don't use the same It's it's it no until like 1 a.m. The bison.
No, I have not but um I actually requested that Friday off for a family thing. I don't think I'm gonna fucking get it. No probably not Who thinks Mary Jane gonna die? I don't I think Ned's gonna die I think Ned's gonna die and it's gonna be a plot twist is not actually gonna die he's gonna resent Peter He's always that Peter for saving MJ not him might come back I don't think they're just gonna introduce a Gwen Stacy and killer the fuck off No, one does not simply kill offs and diet.
Okay, you just don't do that I said Gwen Stacy she might as well be the Gwen Stacy of the scenario It's happening the same way also. I would like to point out that I like that I like the Tom Holland Spider-Man had a decency to like try and reach for her instead of using the web Or or maybe the trailers being very deceiving and and Andrew Garfield redeems himself the trailer is absolutely But we also that was actually the trailer that released in Iran in Japan and it shows a small Clip of the lizards head like a joke off to the side The Thomas though up here at that scene that they're jumping and clearly lizards jumping at something else, you know So there has to be something a little lower than Tom Also, there's this video of them watching the video of Tom's and I and at that part He's like where's the and you like stops himself and he's like thinking and he just like goes on and it's like yeah You know, yeah, where's the other? No, I don't say where's the Gwenpool. Oh the Gwenpool first of all I just say desperately really want Tom Holland to have his you know Carry Okey with him doing umbrella at some point in the film So I can see him and you know what I'm talking about yeah I'd also like to point out if you see the Andrew Garfield leaks of him like doing CGI on a scaffolding that last fight Is gonna take place on a statue of Liberty will scaffolding I'm not to mention Also not to mention there's a part where Affirmally or Doc Ock is holding Peter and you are not Andrew Garfield Tom Holland and says you're not Peter Parker Yeah, which would is that would you know suggest that his pita Parker still exists somewhere and it's not the same person So it's not exactly a stretch to put all of that together.
I have a theory about that Of course in the rainy I start singing about these songs in the morning in the rainy comics when the claws glow red They're in control when they glow green out the docks in control I think Peters putting the nanobots on him to kind of help him quiet the the arms and help him process as a human Does that make sense? So it's a control right? I think he's putting the nanobots on him to kind of keep the arms that day So they Alfred Milina are doc up can kind of be like I am in control right now You know what's going on? That's why they get him in the cage That's why he's helping them telling them information because otherwise he would just be going mad and get out of it Right?
I would be able to break out of it kind of subdue almost a hive mind function Kind of not not subdue it kind of just quiet enough to where he's able to comprehend and still hear the word This would never happen but it'd be really fucking cool if it did So Spider-Man helps not correct a bus with a nanomotek doctor octopus helps Spider-Man take up since her six Anything else because of Tom Holland's last Actually cleared him for three more movies He said Robert daddy jr. Did where he's like I'll just wait and see back the money train on up Yeah, then the dump truck me naturally Exactly he did say that in an interview He also said that he goes on I Just want them to do like the spider-man name whether like all pointing at each other You know I want that to I was I'm afraid about that That was one of the best parts of the end of spider-verse I'm not gonna lie though. It is still almost impossible to find a spider-hand tool. It's so highly highly advanced I also think the spider-man spider-hand.
I think strange doctor strange might end up being the sixth quote-unquote member of the Swix there's a second goblin in the fucking trailer. No, it's the same green goblin from a different universe. It's still willing to vote It's still willing to focus just it's just him without the suit because he's from a different universe Just like Jamie Foxx is still electro Yeah, exactly I actually one like with the electron to like I kind of wanted to see like Inca Hans Green Goblin from amazing. But like the ultimate ring goblin Comics well here's the thing is the only reason I believe that it is William of the foes because they wouldn't have showed him or James Franco as the Green Goblin or hobgoblin in the trailer.
It's willing to vote as another Well in the film. Thank you Also, I'll have you guys know that I think our will our green goblin might like die are be captured at some point And that's why it switches because the only time you see our rainy green goblin is on the bridge scene in the trailers and that other Gengoblin is clearly showing up at night because he has a full moon behind him And that's relatively the scene where they're doing the big fight No, one thing I I think that is a box he's supposed to capture He is trapping them in that box so that strange can literally just leave no leave them there He doesn't have a he doesn't have a way of sending them back and I think I think because of the whole situation with Mysterio Peter feels bad I mean strange might be mysterious. I would have a better argument if I didn't see him using so much magic Okay, but think about this if Mysterio does show up and our Mysterio is actually dead and it would be an actual Mysterio with the powers in the back story Only one that everybody says multiverse in my head of pronounce it like multi pass from the Yes, yeah See It's so good, it's so good. It's essentially a model version of Archer only there's a No, well the cartoon yes the comic no comic now not as why not so the premise is a straightforward like revenge plot where This hitman is trying to get away from people trying to kill him.
He ends up joining like a monkey herd I don't know what you call it. Oh, good one is a good one. I just be a family Assessing its nurse back to health by Monkeys and he's like training to like you know for game is what you know It's right the monkey wanders them kind of absorbs what's in photogenic reflexes I guess we're assuming He learns the quote what old ways of killing Yeah Whoever it is it's not fun. Oh, no, it's a trooper Carload of mine.
Oh, yeah, what is it? True or car load. Yeah, can we just call it cultivates wouldn't it be a barrel? I know cuz a monkey's barrel of monkeys get out I'm still like a monkey Mine was clean.
I feel like if there was an actual clean of monkeys you be dead right now. I like clash of plants Anyway The whole kind of monkeys get killed and the assassin true his whatever his The assassin's ghost then proceeds to help the monkey sass was a fun. This hit monkey get revenge. It's a very straightforward Not super funny comic Mando you I mean a new keep up.
It's dandel way. Yeah, it's it's only so much he can do Yeah, but I mean like it's very him. It's very him. It's very So that's very good.
They did a hulu series which was way more fun than I thought oh, you know I was actually really happy about that Disney basically owns hulu. They can do a lot more. It's not basically They are not they are not they are not they're all the last bit of it. They bought contest chair No, they got all the stuff and all the things but Jason today This is a voice of the hit name.
I think it's Bryce Bryce once Makes me laugh because our only dishwasher is named Bryce He's an 19 year old that has a scholarship to practice judo in college. Why okay? Because he's not good at it. Okay He's gonna end up haunting hit one kid He's he just kills the client.
You say that everything about him makes me believe he was either raised You know is it fucking to have a witness or Mormon because he's completely Yeah, you're gonna say no, I don't mean in a bad way He's just very really avoid it's like me someone who when you hear their homes cool You're like that makes it feel um I found out that one of our bosses was married to a preschool teacher and were like oh that makes sense Yeah, I guess it's her Olivia Munn. Oh god blanking on his name He's a person. Um, just a guy. Thank you.
Oh my oh I is in it. It's hello. It's a lot better than I thought it was gonna be it's The backstory of like the the assassin I keep calling him because of the comic but like rice yeah They get his backstory the animations awesome the monkeys great I think they only cleared it for two seasons the second season I'm gonna be going because I want to see what the first season is gonna do Seasons immediately but the first season is the entire comic Yeah, I was gonna say the comic book doesn't last very long I feel like the only reason they greenlighted the second season is to see how well it goes Is this gonna be a game of run situation where they basically try to force it to Compare it monkey No, they ran out of Orange's They ran out of materials so they're gonna fuck it up completely no Oh god, I think the material that have is a very good springboard like a good basis for them to build on Yeah, exactly. No, not getting hard Game of Thrones Game of Thrones continuously tried to pull from the books and and kind of reward all of that and then they ran the books Yeah, and then they were just like, okay, well, I guess this is what happens next I ran out of books because he put himself into a corner the only thing I Didn't like about hit monkey was and it's the only really difference from the comics.
I'm sure there were legal reasons They didn't have bullseye in it. They had lady bullseye. Yeah, which one's in I want to see lady bullseye and lady dead bull go fucking town on each other who's not Pulling a lady That's what you meant Thank you I the reasoning for that was that No, I think we got lady bullseye because bullseye himself is directly tied in with a daredevil name Yeah, they can just get around that also daredevil and Jessica Jones are the only two are Jessica Jones daredevil an agents Of shields that they have officially Ken to the Marv universe all the others are getting scrapped officially Which is why marshally is no longer in Luke And it's now played I think we're getting We've had this conversation so many times the first season fluke age the villains were what I cared about the action was terrible The casting was wrong the season two so much better did not make season one okay Free shows that came before iron fist was such a slap in the face, especially with the fight scenes I mean season two which is so much better still didn't make the virus pretty fine I don't know either of you ever tried, but I actually did rewatch it and repeat the villain characters were so much more interesting in season one And that was the only reason why you bothered season two yeah, you can make all your jokes, but it was really kind of cool It's your question master. I mean you heard here first.
I think we're getting daredevil and spider-man I think we are getting daredevil in the way home. It's too easy. I thought that Somebody said that because Charlie Cox as he blew his Han Solo fucking He blew his Han Solo fucking audition because he was laughing like he was blowing Charlie Cox did what now blue You done it solo Speaking of sexual you and I have like I said talk about how a solar office it kind of sucks except for the weird subplot Well, you know you guys like that I don't like that show They did a Christmas special it was really good. Yeah Special episode where they tried to transport to a movie for Christmas.
Guess what movie it was Wonderful, I can't go all the way but the heart of sports nigga I think he just looks for reasons to not make more Actually, he's not associated with it at all Speaking of anything You're in your 30s Oh, they do a lot of really good things though, but you have to be in the right fucking mental place. Oh, no I know but I like the show don't you know I just have to watch the last the last two new season back did start watching actually Saturday the No, I started watching the first season Tragic and it's been a while the thing is that they actually get like really close to what it actually feels like when we've had y'all Mmm the shame is your next comeback. It's a shame Yeah, just More Well, very well But I mean that's puberty puberty super blunt and even like some of the metaphors I use because Lizzie same with you thinking Are it's normally known as Speaking of bad segue mouth being shot I love it watch it it gets meta. They actually bring in the crawl.
Oh god. Yeah, that was Fucking word meta Actually I've heard meta use like super for those community and we still love community Yeah, I feel like it's but I still get that I've always say that term and Facebook turn their company For it's already yeah, it's only gonna be like that for through the end of next month and we have to change a bit I tried to They're just a Company overseas it's not a bit immediately sued them for the name So Because he changed it Thing the reason he's It is actually Make it a Don't The company that everyone would get us a website through and make that shitty like a bit fire on it bad poetry and I was a decent poetry Um now we're pretty much on the same track So I finally watch these into a star girl Hmm I have this argument with so many people about the Wilson brothers. I really think only was completely and ugly disappointing and lucky He did fucking nothing. I mean you really wanted a jet ski Yes, but like I said Luke Wilson was shockingly good in the first season of start real and really good in the second season Yeah, he's really good.
What do we I like the second season of start roll? I get to see a little bit more of Joe McNeil. I really was Jeff would be back who no I'm just getting No, I'm both the last three episodes left Oh So basically I have the point where they've realized that What's his name the top hat shade purposely you've done to we'll talk after you watch the last three episodes. We should move on Lately I like procedurals I ran out of all of them now.
I'm watching Grimm. Yes. Hey that for you Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, no, I'm enjoying it But you also know every watch criminal minds like full time go ahead and watch once by That was my stomach falling on my ass.
I really hate once upon a time. It just irks me so much Resulting in a breakup in my life Okay, I was I was watching it. I wasn't saying if that show almost resulted in a breakup in your life and probably needed to happen I'm looking at Lizzie and you are absolutely right. Yeah, I'm not gonna say who it was You know who you are She doesn't listen The girl watched it she liked it I would just be on my computer doing stuff and I surfaced during the end credits and I went Oh, Marty Knoxon is one of the executive producers Marty Knoxon is part of the new enemy group from both the vampires I was a rich on Graham which I just mentioned.
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Yes Because I was by another one of them anyway, um, oh Marty Knoxon. Oh part of the enemy group This proceeded into a ugly spiral of words that at one point the then girlfriend goes I don't know what you're talking about you're gonna break up with me and or cheat on me with someone who like knows us nerd shit I'm like well, no, I'm I'm with you because I don't know the nerd shit. So you're gonna fucking cheat on me We're not together anymore for obvious reasons. There you go That can be the first of our players in the world's table opinion If you ever broke it up or not then was somebody because they didn't know your quote or shit No, no, I have broken up on somebody because they will see on mine I've broken up with somebody because they weren't willing to at least like acknowledge my No, it has nothing to do with like not knowing it has to do with the not acknowledging or not being okay with Not knowing it's one thing but if you're just like I don't care about that It's like yeah, no, they don't care about that.
It's fine as long as they don't mean it All right, that's fair. There's wiggle results like yeah, there's a way or it's not demeaning it is one thing You put that DVD in the center. There's all you agree with me, but you do not need your partner to like everything that you like No, but I got down better respect it. I never want to be with myself But is it gay after the same person like is it when they just be massed?
I'm like wouldn't it just massed no incest is through Yeah, wouldn't it just be masturbation? Same thing if you're dick can go in your ass Treasure I mean At all times It's not And very enticing I Wanted in the sense that it's like it wasn't one of those games where it's like all right, you know I'm done for the night like I want to keep playing this. It's very interesting. I need to know where this goes Inticing in the sense that it's like I'm interested to see where they're going because it doesn't necessarily follow any of the Okay, well it was very intriguing How about that?
I love that they had more lock the maggots I thought they were destroying people in there at that point. No, no, oh basically from food like I met the brothers. Oh, yeah, they're silly. Um, and then I got into persistence Which is again to commit last year It's a first person shooter much like the games I've talked about Hades and return all it's one of those like when you die You gotta start back to the beginning without after shift or any of your shift that seems to be the whole new Like theme in the do games right now is to go back to the beginning.
No, they feel it's more realistic if you actually have to worry about survival I will say this game actually scared the shit out of me this morning like playing it like I got freaked out Sorry, I dropped on the counter the last one I came to show I was like no fear. Yes. Yeah It was like it was like that or like a sound hill like I'm in fence and it's like you just hear about wrong I'm like oh, I don't and what's like these games Don't like the whole thing like they're looking for it like you don't know how to use it So you're the only one that will probably actually understand this so do you remember when the Silent Hill 2 game came out? Mm-hmm like it was freaking the fuck out of everybody that point time I totally had walked over to Becky's house and walked in and Rabanda was playing silent hill to you in the fucking basement I walked down so I could use the bathroom He really was in the house and he screamed like a shy fucking girl and I said hey I'm going to use the bathroom You should have done was like got on all four of those spider molds Honestly, it wasn't worth it because I'm pretty sure his primal reaction would have been to murder the crap out of me I would kick in Like games like that kind of hit your primal fear response.
It's been a while since So it's like I'm not you're still like oh shit. There's an off-back. What's the revenge? They'll get me everything You're actually kind of you've logic your way out.
So you don't fucking fear respond my last thing So I can watch the new South Park Mm-hmm, which is fun. It was so hilarious. It was great The kids were all grown up like they're like I saw something about this in 30s to 40s Yeah, yeah, look accurate. Oh, yeah Kenny.
Well, it starts off as 20 guys. Kenny dies a lot But Kenny was a scientist like a multi-millionaire scientist who was trying to figure out where COVID came from. Oh Jesus right He died trying to go back in time Even 20 years of future there's still like dealing with vaccinations Okay, we're dealing with only crown right now Which by the way only makes me think of future drama Crazy I ate and such a filthy hormone my favorite part of that whole fucking thing was there's one point where the group of them I'm trying to leave you ready something like we can't let you leave because one of your party isn't vaccinated. Oh, we can't call him out Like what do you get back to?
He's like well, I mean, you know, I have a shellfish allergy and like but there's no shellfish in the vaccine It's right, but I heard that if someone ate shellfish and then they went to prepare the vaccine But there'd be some cross contamination blah blah so you're saying you get the vaccine cuz you're self-pigious shellfish Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It was great after after I'm sorry, I was just in a country that was 98% vaccinated That was fucking it on earth. Okay, here's the thing I got my flu shot and my vaccine booster on the same day next day. No, actually it was fine I felt the same if I would have gotten a flu shot my dog hurt and my arm hurt. That's fine I don't really actually do that to me.
And I mean, that's why I was at work the next day was I a little bit stupid Yes, I was why I said it and sleep enough fun side note the creators of South Park now home With chef that I'm really great chef I'm really excited I will still never eat the fucking food there and because I went to fucking high school way too close to that place I know way too many of their entertainers that work there and we're totally in their fucking employee hot tub week many times And no, I don't mean in a sexy way No 15 years didn't know A restaurant like real round day. I'm like no, that's like a teenage right a passage Not even teenage like great school. No, no, I mean you go in there and go into fucking could have doom and fuck the people walking over great Do exactly like part cave. I mean like everything like my parents literally would never take us there because they didn't have the fucking patients One of my uncles didn't have kids because they only wanted to take us there.
Also, that's the place I learned ski ball Oh, I also learned um If you ever are in the Middle East and get invited to go to a party no, no, no, no Would you shut up and we finish? Oh? Because my body my mind was going no, no, no, this is a dumb idea. I'm like fuck it Let's see what else I can't Is that yes, there was a party in the desert at a chemical farm.
Okay. Gotcha. No, I would also keep in mind what country You're in this is a villain or do you a versus like Saturday? Yeah, you know you fight But uh, yeah, it was insane.
It was awesome Were there actual yes, there was worth it. It was worth it. But the house was like how many homes did you get? I wouldn't call it a farm No, not answer answer good job Okay, how many homes were there no there are a lot of homes there a lot of homes, but only three camels Yeah