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Feb 22, 2022 1 hr 35 min

301 Spider-Clap No Way Clap

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You should always have found it like that. I did purposefully wait for that. Of course you did. Ha ha ha.

Hey, you know what? It's a weird flex, but I'll live it. I can jerk off with either hand. I feel like there should be a slang term for that.

And a Dixdris. The strangers. I'm not gonna call it a stranger things. I actually like to have Dixdris.

That's pretty good. I think with Dixdris is really good. So welcome though. I think I was a really popular girl like B.B.

Dixdris. B.B. Dixdris? Yeah.

So welcome to know if lads just the clap. I'm talking join with me are my so-word companions Lizzie and Deb. Sorry, Amanda was absent. The only show that whiskey and cold showers, two things that kill Dick.

Especially if you're a skier. I don't have that problem with whiskey. I was gonna say that's actually very much a ratio when it comes to whiskey because some dudes it actually does some great things and some dudes it's really a little sad and we didn't talk in the wind. I don't feel like bleeping out her name, but the girl from the hotel, the scursion, that happened.

But that's because I was. There was more extenuating circumstances there. I think it's a lot of areas. Is that shit?

Yes. There are a few other things going on there. But like I said, no, whiskey dick is not a 100% rule. Why?

Is that one on that one? That lot of other sounds. Oh my god. I'm pretty sure at this point though the lot of areas that make your dick go lip.

Oh god. After that girl, I wouldn't blame you. Is that despite the fact that we love some first-cardi tag? No, no, it was.

Show us why. This is about the show. This is about that particular person. Oh god.

It's just that. Buh-buh. It's just the mental sound of like a sad trombone and a dink going sound. It's completely retracts back up.

Like the slide whistle. That's it. Yeah, I missed this. Yeah, I think it's been a while.

Mostly my fault. No, no. It's a combination of- I opted out of dissimilar and then we had some extenuating circumstances from talking to you. So, yeah.

That's true. January got a little complicated. I don't want to say it a little deadly. Sorry.

Okay. That's what it was. People just couldn't seem to make it through fucking January. Got right.

My friend Sean too. I'm sorry. Anyway, sorry. I think the oldest thing I have in my mental list that all of us really want to talk about is seriously Spider-Man.

Well, before we go into that though. Yes. Sorry. There was one thing I had to say.

I was like, okay, I'm going to cast ug to let me start this one because- Which will not be easily Spider-Man. It's never once ago. I was vohanted about something on the podcast, and I need to correct myself. Yes, it's okay.

So, once ago when the Suicide Squad came up, I was like, fuck peacemaker. Why on earth would you ever want to make a series out of fucking character? A cartoon? Do some sort of characters to do a show around.

I'm not watching that fucking show. We should go, just wanted to trust James Kunch. I have to correct myself because that shows fucking amazing. Yes, it is.

I still have bothered. It wasn't going to happen. It wasn't going to watch it. I wasn't gonna watch it and I had more people like, I think my dad, when my dad says you like it, I'm like okay, you know what, maybe I should watch this.

First episode, I'm like, it just sucks for me. No, and that's what happened. Like, is it extremely immersive? Yes.

Yeah, it like, does it grab you by the balls? Yes. Okay. It's a turn it ahead and cough show.

It checks for cancer? Yeah, it definitely checks for cancer. Oh, nothing is the first episode grabbing because spoilers when he's fucking the girl on the bathroom. Oh God, when he's going, that's me, it was just too fucking funny.

Was he singing into the vibrator or something? Yes, she's singing in the head of magic ball. And the thing is, it's just the best fucking vibrator. No, it's not quiet and it's very expensive, but it's totally worth it.

The wireless one's really expensive. Well, everybody really loves the USB charging fucking vibrator. You laugh, it's true. I was gonna say, it's one of those things where one of my co-workers showed me pictures.

He's like, is he singing into what I think? He's singing into it. I'm like, yeah, he is. I know that anywhere.

And they're like, really, I'm like, really. We don't, I mean, we don't need that. Is that the song cool? Yes.

Yes. Yes. First episode, it's the song. I don't know if you've watched yet.

I don't know. It's been, it's been soon enough that we haven't, like, I would like people to actually watch it before we talk about it a little bit. OK, so you want to get them all over? It's just four months.

Like I said, we're what, maybe five days out from the series finale? No, it's really half a month. It's a season finale. Have them last Thursday.

It's eight episodes? It's eight episodes. I'm in over seven days. Oh, not over seven days yet?

No. Like I said, because I feel like you have to get people at least a week if you're walking maybe 12 days. Yeah. Well, I discussed from the first episode of the video and you'll see what I'm talking about.

The soundtrack is killer. That was all classic, well, hair metal shit. Like I said, as I told him, it was making me listen to the fucking opening song. I could explain it by work a lot.

It's because of that show. Because they're label dropped right before Peacemaker came out. It probably broke iTunes. I'm sure it did.

The thing is, James Bond has never liked hair metal. That's what I think Peacemaker would listen to. You went back to it. And it's like, when James Gunn and his fucking soundtrack on the Deep Cuts, it's not much of fantastic.

He used the smallest part of the Pixys song in fucking I'm a suicide squad and it is still very iconic and the thing is I have tons of his I think it's my other name is Meredith Mmm. Yeah, tons of his Meredith got an awesome playlist on my total Spotify permanent playlist because I've never heard those songs before and they're so good Yeah, yeah, this this show is amazing. I can't I can't correct myself enough I was wrong. I was very wrong because I fuck it from the open credits it had me and I was showing well I hope you credit stopping that no one that fucking gas and dance except for the guy that was dressed up as a You know, I don't think that's actually him Dance move you watch the Amazon tick.

Yes, some of those actors seriously have dance moves Yeah, overkill is got really good dance. I'm a what is this your play piano like a son of a bitch who? That's he was playing that's absolutely yeah, he's playing. Yeah, he's trying to tell you what full Billy Joel He went well, but not right now.

He went well. He went well. I think I'm a little bit sad that since I know he plays piano now I just want to do it I see him do dr. Rock so when it's fair about the cocaine while playing piano when you watch it when you watch that tickets It's the end is the end scene of the episode where he does that replays a lot of original like what the fuck like how does it tie in?

Something and then it pays off in the next episode. You're like wow. That's fucking depressing Spoiler stuff no, I didn't say about the brother. He just like That's another situation, but we should know spoilers.

I know how awesome it. Okay. What's wrong jumping a spider-man? Yeah, let's let's yeah I do have some spoilerless stuff about the tech of one stay on it for a little while No, let's talk about these make your next month that way Just this I'm talking about like the tender like tender feelings moment He has a day to do it Right With no but with pandemic I think everybody's become a little bit more aware of kind of keeping them now No, I was just listening to the first I don't care.

I'll still give you a hug That's like my gold star. I'm loving got it. Oh, you said it out loud now. We're all thought thank you that It's just by man.

Let's let's step back. I just wanted to get that out there. Oh, no I thought I got a right machine Yeah Oh Oh Actually, I'm not talking about one thing before it's fucking forget to mention it one time is not kind to totally McGuire Yeah, we did not do I fucking left the joke about him being the cool youth pastor because of the clothes that he's yeah Yeah, trust like a cool youth pastor unlike that's the best description of his appearance. I've ever fucking heard They have never gotten the spider sense right in my opinion Thingy, but she's going to bread.

I like the Peter Tingles. I like I like the flog spider sense He can't Also really like the interaction with the grandma. Yeah, I'm your girl fucking kid. It's not age.

Oh, no, no He's a Ryan Reynolds. He's not a age. No, he's gonna suddenly be a Some people that are like that where they're very much young young young young fucking ancient. There's no in between step Yep, but like I said, no, he was fantastic in this I thought they get a lot of the right emotional cues in the journey I do have to say one because the doll you brought me but two because it's awesome Whether or not it's what if or in Spidey now when spider-man and dr.

Straight just Kate interact. It's fucking fantastic. Oh, yeah It's been a while since up. Yeah, um when he was dealing with the zombies Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Not like I said in no way home what he's trying to escape because he totally fucked up the cake goes after him and it was fantastic What are you looking for?

He's just touching on something. Yeah, him. I don't think really fun. Yeah Yeah, I quote that at least once a week so I'm not like I said maybe related thing about Zendaya her dress for the fucking premiere was Oh, she looked completely naked it fucking sculpted her body like nobody's business and she was so unbelievably beautiful And I was talking to my boss about why we've been selling so many fucking tickets for unsharded recently And he said it was Tom Holland and I'm like who wouldn't want to see Tom Holland after his you know, Rihanna umbrella and it's gonna say umbrella There you go Performance on lip sync battle.

He's like I'm pretty sure that's when Cindy I fell in love with Tom I was gonna say with Tom Holland. I'm like did you see his hip action? Of course, that's when she fell in love with him. Did you see the thing where you posted about the study where?

Oh, yeah, fuck better How do you feel about that? Approved it said they don't rely on something as objective as like height You also realize that there's been a really horrible fucking Tommy joke going around forever about how fat girls try harder It's the same idea. Yeah Younger Joke I'm really Stacked especially since they had to move around all the Disney fucking Marvel shows. Yeah, it worked They forced him no Good the way each one of them had their home park Well, not just art but their own style own personality until he was older wiser kind of mentor big brother and Andrew was like number two I don't know he was he was he was a middle child.

He was no he was a Parker He I love you guys I thought one of my favorite parts of the whole three of them working together was Andrew Garfield catching MJ, I'd love that it was his redemption art because that was That was And I'm sitting there like oh my god, I was crying but I was like no Okay, it's redo moments. Yeah And you can see that was what got to me is like he's like he's a little expression He Fropped Andrew Garfield because he bailed exactly the way that character would feel when he realized what he had just done But you remember the comics that would actually got even darker because she was like totally fucking pregnancy with Well, okay, that's right consciousness stuff, but like I said, that's not amazing to God, it's like what's the phone on the stairs and it's the noise. Yeah, yeah Especially after movie first copy we're calling for anything spider-man 3 and I totally I'd watch it I know that's what yes, I'm interested to see what Sony does I don't think they're done with Tom Holland. I think he's too popular point I'm three did he officially because I heard he did and there was like well no he's not another But I think there's a lot of places that go with it.

They still obviously could introduce model Morales Did you like the inclusion at the end? It explains? No, it's like a few things it was cute. Did it feel as forced to use it to me?

I liked it, but it felt very shoehorned. Just kind of like oh, yeah, yeah tie in the movie somehow We have to cram it in your grand home. No, well, okay, so I appreciate you holding back. I was very impressed.

Thank you Oh, I have these months of toxins and toxins patients. I know but now you don't talk to after yes, because he did to you I wish people could just say no, I'm gonna talk There are you did who saw carnage? Yeah, so the post credit scene is him ending up in the Marvel you yes And then I'm like, okay, how's that gonna work? But then the no way home post credit was him one him gonna figure out the Marvel universe is hysterical No, there's like aliens they eat people and then he gets sent back which I was like, okay, so So many of my little going keep the kind of sinister sex or spider-versa but he left part of the same.

Yep, the piece So they've given us venom or something It gave us a place where they could grow ideas. They haven't followed through yet It's gonna be a while because they connected more be us to the MCU with my book They can't do both they see you and the Sunburst My thing is that they keep going back and forth on trying to figure it out. I'm like Do or jump Which is they finally fell on made the Marvel Netflix canon by bringing in Charlie talks do that was the shoot By the way, they kind of that before Spider-Man. Yes, but this one is more mainstream Like a week or two No, I get that Realize that all of the But didn't they already Yeah, the second season it's so cool It's not really point however, like I said Are we not even gonna talk about it?

Hey, well And like she was The only good thing season one was the villains. Yeah Oh Making by the way That officially becomes these lost a loved one Especially because they never fucking overplayed the uncle Ben story didn't at all which has been done so many times It's spider-man where it's like they introduced me, but they didn't fucking beat to death that she was a widow Well, I liked later when the freak came in that they were all like oh, yeah They all had their version along and they thought there was me that died instead of them All of them oh I have to say She said I was like oh I like what they did with them too. I like what they did with them too. I was not pure enough No, I know How does your defensive arc in the yeah?

Battle I kind of wasn't expecting him to show up. He showed up. Oh, I don't expect him to show up No, I thought maybe they would have let him off and it would have been addressed later on I did like his arms adorbing over the nanosec I really really loved the character redesign of Jamie Foxx. Yeah, I love the character design on Green Goblin But the actual hood and purple no mask Yes, I think they did a really good job that also he's been When he gets cared he goes what did I do and you're like oh Showing up at the homeless shelter.

Yes help and you're like that makes so much sense in so many different situations now to Kill it. Oh, I did and you miss princess I Know that I saw the theaters probably a week after came after came out and I know for a fact that I got a little more Emotionally than I would have because the girl sitting next to me that was with her boyfriend It was awesome to hear like I love to hear you she was being quiet She wasn't being obnoxious, but like every little little hint of fandom they put in there. She's like It's a good old side. It was very educated.

Yeah, and she's really into it and that's a form of magic Yeah, she obviously watch the nerd abuse and it was cute Yeah, it was very sweet She never really knew it. They were having a good time at that that helped Not that that movie needed help that definitely having more engaged because I had this little voice on the right side of my head Sometimes that's nice, but there's also a reason I like going to almost empty showings. Yeah, I know I get that and this was fairly empty actually Like I said, no, I waited a month one because I was just getting destroyed at work Yeah, and to because I wanted to go it was pretty empty And it's the same thing I'm kind of trying to do with a couple other films or I want to wait till it's a little bit easier for me to see Oh, I think I know I want to talk about the kind of end scene where he was supposed to go talk to them again That's what I was gonna start. I'm glad it didn't You know, I didn't straight for him.

It wouldn't have been for them at all. Well sure also he fell on Han Solo at her How so? She said I love you. I'm told him not to say it, but he didn't say it people on Han Solo at her Oh, the end when he can't bring himself to say I love you.

Yeah, she asked him not to until they saw each other again Yeah, but he seriously Doug your during the quarter more it's not winter I Know all you got his IPAs in the fridge he's uh, he's ambidextrous. He's just getting ready for tonight when it drops to like one degree. Yeah I like the ending it was appropriate. I'm glad they didn't try to make it all look everything that just happened didn't fucking matter We were obviously Yes Autistic It was the 80s they said it.

I'm not gonna change what they said. It's a historical fact But it was yeah that kid's no blood Yeah, I love these like I don't want to be a villain. I'm your best friend Yeah, I also really like that at the end of far from home. They broke up him in the world for old friends They didn't have to involve her in the story.

Oh, yeah, the one that he was all alone I mean there's the story arc made complete sense, but it would have been so weird I think I was good about all the weird college admissions stuff that they had in there What do you mean like because they knew he was better than they all got an MIT or something I'll rescue the admissions officer on the fucking bridge. I did that one felt a little forced I was a little aggravated by the beginning of it because I know they're wrong Yeah, that probably is what would happen, but we also don't know because there's not super No, but he was a superhero in the public view Mysterio's right. I mean, oh even people we don't like you can see that happen. Yeah, I didn't like the force adaptation with happy.

Oh My god happy trying to get through the ant-mabric What's so so half of a coringy Oh You're right, but like those words Like Then he would tattoo on a face to get out of his number you know happy is in a server room somewhere with a mysterious room watching her jerking off I don't care with which hand I'm pretty sure that he's watching her course watching her and jerking off Yeah Oh, yeah, no his bonuses dad is that Jupy No, I said jupy eggs Antimicrobial Yep Switch topics to you and we can still tighten into spider-man thoughts other than I still it's in it. Yeah No, he's not a bad actor. He's not a bad character It's just it never looks good and he always seems so stunted It's they didn't ever know what to do with him. That's the problem That's it if you don't know what to do with him don't use him and hey Sam Raimi Maybe that's why you should have had me my friend Rob right the you know I'm sure you really have some of that stuff But they have a open thing Yeah, but what's it?

The segway is the first grade scene Where they the little mini trailer for Rumors around that movie the Easter eggs alone People picking it apart both something about the first doctor strange I'm a big fan of Rachel and gatams. She's a beautiful woman and a pretty talented actress Did you ever see any kind of chemistry between her and Benedict? There were some tender moments But like I said she was supposed to be basically come still completely devoted to him But separated herself that she was But just I never saw any kind of even vaguely romantic or sexual chemistry between the two well They don't even broke it up at the time you see them in doctor. Yeah She puts herself out there to save him again Well, she's in that weird space though like she knows she shouldn't be around them, but she starts to see chains But the same thing is a little bit together Okay, that's fine, but you know now she's a blonde No, I'm the trailer that kind of bothered me with the little little flash to her wedding scene where they changed her hair That's an itoshes so many times I understand but at least we're talking about reasons behind it.

I mean there's no reason to explain that until black widow and I'm pretty sure they Didn't play in that and just explained it black with it Okay, I don't care. They should have changed her in the downstairs. She's much better with her red head Also, she's a blonde. She's routine.

She's what? Regina from you go right right? Uh, so yeah, I think you're pretty right? Good was it?

One shot. So the new trailer that came out from the Super Bowl or actually when he first said the ad that came up was referring to the new trailer The new trailer has a lot of shit in it including Robots that kind of look like either a version of Ultron or there's another manga or old Japanese movie Ultraman. Thank you. That's the big thing.

Is it bad that I was waiting for you to say that? Well, it looks like though. But I only were like, oh, literally the only reason I know what to do. But it does look like Ultraman slash like almost like Cyberman.

Literally the only reason I know Ultraman is because I'm pretty player one. Okay. Oh god. Yeah, I know me too.

Uh, but I was a big sci-fi nerd still on. Yeah, so there's that. Mortarou shows up with braids. Cool.

Um, no thank you. Much like Wu-Tang, he's nothing to fuck with. I'm really curious what they're gonna do with Scarlet Witch. Because there isn't a clip.

There's a clip in that new trailer where she's obviously back in Westview from from one division fighting herself. Also what the fuck's gonna be on white vision? I don't know. There's so many places they could go.

Actually, I mean I'll buy a vision. I don't know. We don't know. We don't know.

Caucasian vision. Caucasian vision. Should I just say pale vision? Non-Hispanic.

Uh. Non-Bipok. Vision. Um, and actually let's bring that up.

And we're up down. She's got a screen right now. She's got a screen right now. I'm sorry.

I did. Um, actually there's gonna be- I don't know what's worse. White Vision, Black Vision, Black Vision, Black Vision, Black Vision, like Rainbow Vision. There's actually maybe a- There is a Rainbow Vision.

It's a Funko Pop doll. They released it for Pride. I know that's why I said it. I've seen the- I've seen the fun- Uh, actually there's gonna be a Disney Plus show called Visions.

And it's probably gonna be about- It's already out. That's not what that is. Visions has been out. It's all about the behind the scenes for each individual shows that comes out.

Yeah. And it's actually pretty informative and not bad. It's already been out. It's already been out.

It's been out of Disney Plus for a long time. For quite some time. No, they're doing a show about vision. It's not called Visions.

Okay. I'm- You've seen anything about vision shows. I've seen the show about visions. It's about the behind the scenes for each individual Disney Plus show.

So like- What a fucking- I thought I was about a week after- No, maybe there is another show, but that's not the show that- They talked about doing a show about like vision like Reconsiling old vision of new vision or having a pet. That's a lot less visual charged. You realize that Black and the sign like old vision, but new vision basically sounds like it coming in. It's very- Oh.

Well then there's Black and white vision. It's very little witch. There's a black and white for a couple of weeks. It's like- I'm not gonna lie to this day.

I'm still tempted to order the wand vision to all of her pregnant because I don't have any pregnant pop dolls. I had another one. That's kind of- Oh yeah, remember the fucking Brady Bunch 50s version? She's gonna get it.

I'm just saying I know there was a pop doll like that because- But of course there's a pop doll like that. There's a- It's all like every day. Because they need more money. There's a pregnant Betty Draper.

One go. Yeah, pass. I don't think I need any January Jones in my selection ever. I would just like to say that.

Mm. I know you guys- Diamond them a frost. I know you guys love your pop dolls. They just have- And as much as you might have- You guys have- With a saying certain words.

At the same time, Why should you collect these fucking things? You destroy the environment. Like this is nothing but- With plastic. And what's gonna happen to them when you're gone?

They're probably gonna get on the bike. Todd, you know- My name's not Doug. I've never found a one. I've never found a one.

Because Doug- You know that he had the tromd dolls I loved before I did? There were two of them. That's only two pop- Nothing stopped you from getting them before. No, I'm just saying he has pop- They have an expensive one.

I'm aware. And yes, I have two pop-ons. That are part of the massive- His two compares- His two compares- That'll have three, four walls with pop- Orchrons. Yeah, first one looks like one and three quarters.

It's a room and three quarters. No, I have- Your two compare to mine is mine compared to hers. You know the worst part is it's actually- No, we're right. Like I said, no, that actually still over to my work.

No, you're not- I get the whole collection. Well no, because I took the- No, I took the soup-nancy there. Because I thought the soup-nancy should live in my kitchen. That makes sense.

Yes, I get it. And when we came back from quarantine, my boss, for no- No, fucking- No reason, really likes Eminem. Swiped off him in Eminem from 8 Miles all. That I got as a gift from a friend.

Very significant to me. No, they didn't make that doll, sorry. Yeah. Give it time.

They'll be the super-woken up. It'll be next week. Because I make him one, and because I had some Deadpool-duple kits, their manager's office has now about 20 of them. Okay.

And the soup-nancy doll, if you're really mad, you grab it and you yell, over cook fish, straight to jail. Although if they really do that, if they do this, your bullpop-unko pops right. It's not 50 cents, it's 250 cents. Oh, I'm so sorry.

My God. I don't care if he's upset at that right. I'm so fat ass. Because that was the first thing to get.

Like we were- I was with a bunch of my friends. You have the same thing having to bust arrives. I love me some bust arrives, and then I didn't see him for like 10 years, and I'm like, what the hell happened to you? Yeah, we were busting scales.

We were there about 10 to swatch the soup wall, and they didn't have to show it. We were all like it. Like it was cool. No one- I don't remember Mary-J Blodgesett for me.

No, she's Mary-talented. No, I- No, I- No, I- No, I- I- No, I- I- No, I- No, but like I said, I came up with other people didn't. Um, but when 50 Cent came out, like no one even recognized her, like, oh, she said that's 50 Cent. I knew who it was, was the fucking song at first.

I'm like, you know what the thing is? Damn. 50 Cent looks like 250. Correct- correct, correct, they're wrong.

Didn't he just finish like shooting power two or three years ago? I have no idea. So he- Oh, I- I remember that just really fucking got- I know. And the spin-offs are really fucking good.

It's not my thing, but like I said, that makes me spin-off of that? No, no, no, it's called like- Book a- Book a- It's a Book a Power? Okay. Um, it's like a super gritty- I don't know how to scrub it was, I didn't wash it, but- It's kind of a liar.

Yeah. It's kind of a- It's kind of a liar. Okay, that's really fucking good. What makes you wonder about his health?

No, it makes you wonder about his health, because it's like Jet Lee. Jet Lee put on a lot of weight very quickly, but he had a thyroid problem. Yeah. I think with 50 Cent, it's got a- Nope, that's deep.

Never mind. Um, I will say it's the only shot of Sonawatch is the Book of Power. Okay. Which- So it's something to me- No, it has an excellent reputation.

It's just one of those where I haven't been in the mood for something that's going to destroy my fucking soul. Yeah, it is. And I don't mean that in a bad way. It's a great show.

I'm just not in the place for it. Oh, I'll step back to what we were talking about real quick. The Doctor Strange stuff. Oh, yeah.

No, to do another- Tanger, Tanger, Tanger. So I'm just going to skip all those- That's what I was going to do with Ice, but yes. I know. But um, trailer has Scrobot's for Scrobot, which it's got- Moro has got Evil Doctor Strange.

It's got at least three different versions of Strange. And one of them is definitely the one from the multiverse. Um, there's like five different versions of Strange. Um, and then there's that from behind his head.

Oh, you see the guy- You see the characters from back. So you don't see his face. Uh, it looks like the Illuminati. That's what I was calling him.

And you hear Patrick- Well, what sounds like Patrick Stewart's- He said it's not him. That's not what he said. No. He said- What did he say?

He said people could imitate me. Oh, look at the quote right now. You know, people have imitate my voice ever since I came on to the stage 60 years ago. So I can't be held responsible for that.

That's not a- That is- That is a very Patrick Stewart- That is a- That is a- I am covering my eyes because I'm under contract. NBA. And then- You know what the whole part is? I'd love to see him in- Ian McCallen again.

Ian McCallen doesn't do shit like that anymore. No, it doesn't. But- But fast under Mike. And the movie faster there's just like breaking glass around him.

People with zooming in on that shit. There's one that looks like that. And it does. It does kind of look like that.

Well- My Reynolds is new. Yeah. How long did Andrew Garfield say? No.

Same. Yeah. That's what you said. Hell, how long did Tom Holland say?

No. I mean- Which is saying something. I'm not going to say it again. Yeah.

I don't know if I could say it again. There's a dial. Just saying. Um- Dude, I saw his hip movements.

Like I told you- There's the- The Patrick Stewart- Then they found out that the possible- There's a little Wolverine. There's a little Patrick Stewart- The Commerce of the other- Fantastic Four. At least either Human Torch or Mr. Fantastic because they will not even think- Jean Grey.

Uh, I did hear Mr. Jean Grey. Oh yeah. If they throw in the characters that are ruined right now, there's like 80- Fuck.

Carrots. But- But- So you guys have got Fantastic Four though. Do you think any of the actors involved with any of those films would want to do that- The previous actors? No.

I'm thinking- Exactly. No. If they have a full recap. No, I- I think- And there's rumors of- I think this- I think this would be a full recap.

I think this- I think this would be a full recap. Despite the fact that I really like Kate Marna. I don't actually want stuff- But depending on the- No. Uh, that wasn't Kate Marna.

Oh, you're thinking of the last- Yeah, the new one. I don't know what I think about Fantastic Four. Who's that? I do not say- But the casting- But the casting- But the casting- But the casting- But the casting- rumors with Krasinski and Blum's.

Yeah, I heard about it. The thing is I could totally buy Krasinski as a Mr. Fantastic. I could buy her as a woman.

Well, no, it's just- I didn't think Krasinski could be an action star, but I watched him and Jack Ryan. And I'm like- Well, these are pretty good. I agree. Um, it's going to the point where- I'm sorry.

I don't- No, the rumors are like- I mean, we're going to introduce 800 characters in one fucking- But the rumors are the point where at one point, during him going through the multiverse or whatever that you see- I said this this morning, that like someone saw a dinosaur and went, Fuck it! Savage Land! And I'm like, Okay, like- It could just be a dinosaur- It could just be a second time to the fucking character. It could be land before time at this point.

No. That could be little- Please, please, no. No. You had to get there.

No, but I'll go now. No, no. Oh, well, well. He's still just eating a leaf or carrying a leaf or whatever- 13 movies that he was doing?

For the muskrat or- Do you like what his dead mother- Isn't that a two- I think I still have a stuffed- Little foot of my mom's- That sounds awful. You should be back to- Okay, we should really move on. I'm fine. I'm just kind of looking forward to that movie coming out.

I really, really am. Just to see how they pull it off. I said I got as much. This was another trailer that came out recently.

Alright, like a second or third trailer was Moon Knight. Yup! Okay, I have feelings about Moon Knight, and the thing is that with the trailer, I think it'll go one of two ways. Really, really good.

Or really, really bad. Yeah, I think it'll be- Because it looks like it can be phenomenal. But if they make one or two missteps, they're kind of fucked. True.

It looks like they're leaning into the whole- They're going to go dark. Oh no. Dark, but they're going with the whole- The whole personality disorder stuff. That- But it looks very realistic and very connected.

Like they did the research and they spent time developing this story. I just get that you guys also don't go in the same way I do. Where I go in with zero expectations, and most of the time I'm pleasantly surprised. Oh no, this one, I don't think I can do it.

I'm not- I use one of those characters that- kind of like gardens the galaxy, kind of like- Even not for strange. He's not particularly well known. It's not like them. I don't pay attention to them.

He started- I'm sorry. No, I was going to say like Moon Knights on the scale. Yes, I know the stories. I know the same- He was mortal Batman.

But you never got into the gritty- Something happened. No, I never thought his comics. I never really read the stories. I read some reason the graphic novel.

I read the Marvel Compendium of Characters and read all the- Exactly. No, there's Marvel Handbook. Yes, thank you. Because I've never spent some books I read that had characters in it where if I didn't read the previously on, I wouldn't know what that will happen.

So he's kind of one of those. If you weren't actually invested in him. So I don't know that I'm walking into my literature. I'm really glad they're embracing the D.

D. aspect of this. And they're going to go fucking dark. And for Marvel?

And for Marvel, that's a good one for Disney. That's a big step in the right direction. And I hope that that indicates the next Deadpool is going to keep going more and more. You see that.

Remember how dark the first season of Jessica Jones meant? Yeah. Like Netflix. Like I think if they follow that kind of writing, they will be really good.

But you haven't had enough of Disney Marvel to know if that's actually going to happen. No, that's true. But I do- I mean, but we have seen him experiment with a lot of different storytelling methods. And one division is a perfect example.

That was a weird fucking way to tell a story. The thing is that nobody had any idea of how it was going to work, but it was so good. Yeah, it was. At the same time, there have been a handful of people.

Not a lot of that handful. They're like, oh yeah, watch the first episode. And I thought, like, no, you gotta just- How could you watch two episodes and not figure out how that was going to happen? One division was erupting.

Because the first two episodes- Like I wanted to watch it because I loved those characters. But if you're not like a comic fan, you're gonna start watching those two episodes and be like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Maybe the problem is that- It's corny, it's a black and white. And you were stupid.

Maybe the issue is that with us and specifically me and Doug, we have the five episode rule. Which I will say- Yeah, it saved a lot of shows for me. Shows that became really excellent. But like I said- Not unless your count on the pages are shield.

Because that shows- I still have never finished that. I totally okay with that. I have neither. I haven't either.

I haven't either. I got through the- I got- I got- I got- I got through the time- I got through the time- traveling- Cree episode or season. I'm gonna get that far. Or Quake is like a bad guy, but- On Moon Knight.

Yeah, sorry. Is that all right? Yeah. It's because of fucking Veronica Mars.

Yeah. So with something like Moon Knight, like that seems like a very basic rule. Honestly, they may have to increase it to the one season episode rule. Yeah.

Well, this is limited series. So- You think it's only going to be one series? They're calling it a limited series. If it fits into the- Like I said, if it fits into the universe- Great.

Also, there's some series that you don't need a follow-up. It is a good story. You're done moving on. But if you give them more, it just kind of ruins it.

I think the fact that they're calling it a limited series is because they have additional plans for that character that are way bigger than fucking Disney Blonde. Okay. Well, you're not going to waste an actual Oscar Isaac on a limited- No, you're not. And on top of that, you know, Ghost Rider, the Midnight Songs- Can you tell me about this?

Ghost Rider, I just cringe. Well, they're going to bring it back. I think they're going to have Blade Dark Knight. They're building up in the Night Suns.

Okay, that's a great idea. I wish I would have won my Morpheus. Are you ever going to give me a Ghost Rider that I don't think is a complete fucking stereotypical bean movie silent film hero? What?

I mean- Can you make me think not Nicolas Cage? No. I've watched them do a lot of cool shit with character of the last 10-12 years that I didn't think was gonna go- Iron Man 1. A C- No, no, no.

But he was a C-list character. But Iron Man, I'd give two shit- Iron Man. I love that movie. My thing with Marvel is I was an X-Men- Spider-Man.

Spider-Man a little bit. Never the Avengers. Mostly the X-Men. I was a Justice-Likka.

Yeah, I was a Justice-Likka. Captain America is like the Superman of Marvel. Which is boring. Well, no, they've changed him over the years.

But when I first got into Marvel, he was a super- Inflexible- He was the voice-out of Marvel. He was the voice-out of Marvel. He was the voice-out of Marvel. Yeah.

Yeah. They've changed that a lot since then. Spider-Man was kind of along the same way. They've done a lot of cool shit with him too.

But what they've done with the movies in the series, I'm impressed with some of the shit they pulled off. Like, I'm in Hell's Guardians of the Galaxy. Like, okay, I knew what that is. But how the fuck are you gonna make a decent movie off of that?

Like- I think Rocket and J-Racks- And Ghost Rider, that's not a complete fucking throwaway. They'll figure it out. I didn't think I could ever buy a Punisher after that Dolph Lundger movie that- K- The Tums- The Tums- Experience. They're gonna be like- I still watch it every now and then just to get a refresher.

But after watching the Dolph Lundger in Australian made version of Punisher from the mid-90s, like that was fucking awful. And then yeah, Don Shtima's good. And then they did a wardrobe. I'm like, ehhh.

He was okay. The cinematography on it is amazing. The movie itself is beautiful. The story is okay.

It's an outta kid. But it's not- It's not- It's not there. Um, I agree. But- And then they do the Netflix thing.

I'm like, oh shit, you guys keep flip-flocking on this whole Punisher. It's- And then it was a spinoff of Daredevil. Like I said, how to punish her on Daredevil? It's phenomenal.

That's how I compared my parents. It's even too. Not to not. The Daredevil's another character.

I'm like, what the fuck was Daredevil? Here's the thing though, is that the creator of Punisher, with how the symbol is being used on the wrong amount of shit going on right now. Marvel is going on. Well, that's the- No, basically I mean political.

No, I'm very little. I'm adopting the- Maybe you can address that in the comic itself. And the thing is that- Like I said, he'd really kind of like a basically reintroduction of Punisher and kind of a retelling. And I unfortunately had to tell people that my work like it's not gonna happen.

Charlie Cox is in the MCU. They cannot reintroduce Punisher. No, they can. It's a established story.

The other girl's famous version. Oh, wait, that was the Tom Sting version. Yeah. So, I'm talking about Moon Knight, by the way.

Having read the- Not reimagining, but soft reboot of Moon Knight. Just so you know, I really hate this- The phrase soft reboot makes me seem like a- What happened? It's what happens if there's old showers or whiskey. A soft reboot.

All right. Wow, wow, wow. I think I've reached a point in my life where I don't have this free food. I just saw- Having read the- Having- Having read the- The warrant Ellis reimagining of Moon Knight, where every issue is a different personality of Moon Knight.

They're pulling from that. That's actually- You do have- The- Really gorgeous storyline. Well, you do have like kind of like the vigilante- Avenger, you've got the detective, you've got- Trying to get the other issues. But they're really leaning into how many aspects of Kanshu are there.

And I'm really excited for it. If you want to talk about one else, you know. Yeah, he's persona done on Grotto right now, but like- No, he's actually in the midst of a reemergence. Good.

I mean- Not- He started his annual newsletter again. Good. He started trying to get back out there. He didn't do anything wrong.

I mean, Okay, he didn't do anything legally wrong. Let's say that. What were you looking before? He didn't do anything legally wrong.

He did not- His situation was not handled correctly. Correct. He was- He wasn't- He wasn't completely unbelievably- He wasn't transparent to the people he was sleeping with. But he didn't rape anyone.

Okay, we're done with this conversation. No, but that's- It wasn't a meat-to-thing. It was meat- It was meat-to adjacent. Let's me, I'm gonna need you to come back so we can move on.

Well, uh, we're- Kick off. Cause vigilante hashtag me too. So we cannot- Literally- Moment anyway. So the internalist is up on Disney.

I have- Why? No. Oh no. Lizzie, Lizzie's pretty dependent on it.

I- It- That should not speak. Just- I mean- Um, uh, Hold on, I got- Filler. Um. Uh, I- Uh, Alright.

I'm sorry- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Lizzie- Yes, I agree. I've fundamentally- Yes, you have to make David Tre raptant because you understand- Well, I'm sorry, I'm alright. Now- I Collector? Yeah, well I'm sorry.

You've got- Right- I- I- I've got- Oh yes. Man, he handled the situation. Well, I know- No ultra blue- Ah yeah- Okay ready? Yeah, I know.

graphic novel ever mind to but like I said I really like the work of that guy he did a few things wrong he's got some situations wrong I'll be like Mr. Stake he did he's liking his cuts that's my only issue with cancel culture engine well that you can't be cancel culture in Dan books anyway but he did and he's making his comeback I did some things wrong yeah and at the same time you have to you know at some point unless you're just an asshole you forgive unless he hasn't tried to know he tried extremely hard I know he has I'm saying you know in general when someone goes out you know realizes and acknowledges and mistakes yeah you know what I fucked up and they try to make right I'm in it's you eventually have to let it fucking go or you're no better than the person that you're screaming well it becomes your problem not there right like I said he's making a comeback and like I said I'm very much okay with that but it doesn't mean everything that happened just goes away no it doesn't know it doesn't know my thing is what I'm saying all my things it got lumped into like the whole of me to think I'm like I'm technically what part of me to think because I mean to think wasn't just raping people wasn't just meeting what piece of power it was you're my impression and sexual trans people not women people poorly period consistently yeah I mean having a individual have you know having a habit of treating people like shit and maybe this is more of a personal thing for me being very much probably where you have to be extremely open with your boundaries and expectations yeah but how many people do you know that are actually good about only the ones I see naked I mean looking at people outside of your relationship with like that but it's more just a fact that if you're trying to enter a situation like that you have to be open you know this and then I am and they freak out like I've had girls that have gone thick that's whatever you want I grow one time good for my entire instagram I explain to her how I do every single person that sounds exciting who was when I had an answer for every single person and all I did was freak her out even more just like wait she's a porn star yeah I'm never like six years ago over friends we hang out I'm never fucked her we're just friends whoa this girl's this guy was never the guy she was by the way I'm like well that guy tried to fuck me once didn't care about that I didn't care about that I need a lot more information on that guy no don't air no no actually want to know it but no you know every lots of people it will be open I try the open and I know I'm not a dick about it I try to let me ask you this then at what point in a relationship are you a hundred percent open and honest they won't know no and if they don't respond back with that when do you call it good and move the fuck on first off no one in a relationship is a hundred percent open and honest because everyone has 70% open and honest I'll even say that's fine everyone has their little things but they don't say yeah you all have our secrets part of the dog oil but we're not talking about the dog oil yeah you need to let that go I don't know like you said that you got a car no I put up on his head book just leave it alone oh over the last three four relationships I've had so let's go back about between all over the products four years I have tried to be open honest with each one of them because from day one I've explained it now how approached open I was has been different you know the first one you were fairly open at least at first we were fairly open I was with like the big stuff like life changing stuff or like major major things that you would want to know about this and you were dating over time the second one that's the one I had to walk through that goddamn yeah Instagram list with try to be open on us because of her own personal issues that she had never dealt with that just spun her out of control so like if I was not responding text messages in the middle of the day because I was on call it work whatever she was forgotten your mind sounds exhausting what that's why we're not you're not close but you're not the one before this one I was I was open us and blunt about it and I don't mean blunt in a dick way but like I was I was real open I like okay okay come over here my friend well she's a stripper yeah she is um what's the nice way to say callous and blunt that was being callous fourth right for right yeah fourth right to me is just honest yes transparent all trans- Yeah okay there that's a big trans- I was trying to be transparent I mean you know I'm an invisible cunt we go to meet somebody and I explain how I do or I was going to town oh yeah I was on so you know I was just and then that what that created was kind of similar but not to the extreme that it created in the previous world where she was like going to my fucking Instagram Facebook friends and bigger out you know that just sounds like who does people worry about them one from your side and from the girls side that sounds exhausting apparently it wasn't just in the girls because I can't do it was I'm trying to say these things please please don't take this the wrong way apparently you have big dick energy all right I mean I don't know how you take that the wrong way because I wasn't trying to comment on your gender list I've never seen it so now I've never seen it you and I've known a few people left yes and no actually no no I actually I treat you much like I don't want to leave the name another acquaintance of ours where everybody else has seen it but I never have because I value our friendship more and I wasn't interested we are not going there now now the one I'm currently doing so far but like I said it's just one of those things where like this sounds exhausting I've known you for almost 20 years how are you still awake you meant to be tired listening to the girls I did not say I'm still letting girls I said how are you still awake because this is emotionally exhausting that's why you should take about six months to a year off in between each relationship with rookie numbers oh oh Doug I said we want to talk about your numbers in nine years since I've been in the relationship I don't think that's actually I'm I swear to god I'm like one bad are you counting the crazy girl no it's one but because there's one where you know there was investigations oh right that one oh my um what you guys have left on your list speaking of psychos I start speaking of psychos are you making that movie guys do not do a shopper shot we make is a stop it's like I'm pretty no I don't if that will just make a wall like I said please I don't make a little bit better I started playing the borderlands to this is really ignited my obsession with borderlands which is not a good thing because I realized I'm missing three other fun co-pops of borderlands we're killing their yeah well it's worth it for borderlands and I got the red moxie variant so happy and I might may or may not and I obviously do maybe ordering three more t-shirts with borderland stuff on it on footnose I may have made a massive tactical error by buying too many no I actually haven't bought one over two years by getting too many true except my Gia work apparently his wife got given about 25 by a friend at her work that she was just trying to get rid of cuz her son had too many I made the mistake of introducing him to the app where he could stand the barcode and see their value he had a rear bow but it was worth over $200 that's market price so I know on eBay it's worth more I should have just lied and taken all of the dolls but I felt like I should be honest and tell I may should assess their value and decide what he wants when else he gray with my friends sold me his collection for I think like 30 bucks he didn't realize that the bio shock six inch big daddy which please don't say six inch big daddy crazy I may have sent you a picture of it said you want to see my six inch big daddy she sent she helped she sent back and said is that all I'm getting actually I think she's not back until you're a player's eight inches we call big daddy oh my well he's going for about 200 so just a lot but yeah like it's it's an approximate value so I don't take it because I was hunting a string on time the emissie 3k fun goes about left right now soft thinking that quote dick size that's just the approximate value could be more yeah I heard about you looking for those on your other down oh yeah the emissie's are fucking pricey but the thing is like if you look at the app in the market value they're going for like 20 dollars so but you said you were finding them for way more than that like literally ten times more for at least croci robot croci robot was going for 300 I'm like I'm not a little matter of her that's like when you guys were telling me about the tron pops you were saying like they're kind of expensive and I went look them up I was like once 20 bucks once 30 bucks so that's expensive for pal no no no no no no no no no no I bought my tend to see no I put up it over your fine those unless you're fine I'm brand new because I brand new it Walgreens and depends if they're vaulted okay well I don't know they're not I didn't care I just know that they were 20 bucks a piece 30 bucks a piece and that's not bad at all like 50 bucks or two and whatever I've seen people spent stupid about one of those things because I've got my tiny Tina for 60 and also realize they're coming out with whole tiny Tina series oh I'm playing a splint yeah wonderlines yeah oh no I've already pre-ordered the game at the chaotic awesome level and I'm getting the treasure trove that comes with a plush but stallion which I'm sorry I've been for you but stallion is a pony made of diamonds that the main bad guy in borderline suicide I'm so rich about a pony made out of diamonds I need a balanced stallion didn't already exist yeah but selling was my 100th pop crazy anyway I love borderline stupid anything else on your list Lizzie I got stuff I can sign through I think yeah I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to this but there's a back in 2016 there was a crypto crypto coin exchange hack that happened where someone stole roughly 120,000 Bitcoin I forgot about that no one still no one's talked about how it happened like it just fucking happened and people like it was a lot of it with the crap what the hell no I was 2016 it was big deal because it was the first major half like that at the time we haven't talked in months so I think oh I'm just one oh but everyone paid attention because I think at the time it was like $60 million in Bitcoin based on the value of the coin easier than rubbing the falls in the end it's currently five billion yeah because the value of the coin so speaking of our good these people we better click the coin in I'm gonna ask you know they make a fun code of a Bitcoin people love to think Bitcoin and all the crypto shit is anonymous it's not it's not it's incorrect because the blockchain the record of where shit goes it's public and viewable if you don't have to read it it's not hard to read it you get a little track coins so everybody knew when a hack had happened where the coins went they just didn't know who had the wallet and over the last several years apparently this couple of New York a dual citizen Russian American and this American girl okay I've watched way too much NCI's recently I had a lot of wondering I had thinking they were hiding themselves from getting caught they've laundered about a billion of it but do they like buying gift cards and shuffling at three different accounts and while it's basically just trying to turn it into legitimate cash trying to the problems you can't do that while using your real fucking name on anything and they were using the earlier company in a lot of shit well it's like you can have a laundromat and laundromoney because it's a cash business that's different but you can't do that with this is something with a legitimate unmodifiable record and that's the kind of blockchain that's like you can't believe shit from the blockchain then you can do it you see everything happens we were watching where the coins were going in the third of the rest of them I think I watched the girl in particular she posts a lot of shit of her life online and I don't have a shit well she likes to pretend that she's an artist rapper enterprise mogul and her rap really bad or you actually I'll play for it because this is really bad and you can go find it's easy I think one of her songs is like something better when she calls herself a Wall Street crocodile but my whole impression of a line-on's based on this girl just went down like a million fucking points yeah if you Google search like Bitcoin couple getting arrested you'll find you can go down the right of all around please Bitcoin Google couple arrested yeah it's a story so I thought everyone's like first off they haven't been charged with the actual hack only the conspiracy to commit money laundering the thing is that maybe they just took advantage of it it's also the largest financials he's ever by the IRS because he's there while at which has almost four billion dollars of Bitcoin ask you a weird question is this going to be the best IRS arrest ever as opposed to El Capone for tax evasion financials the point definitely higher and more meant like history standpoint different history I think you're comparing apples and oranges I mean I'm really this kind of thing this this whole kind of story would never have come out of any other time period with now but I mean that's the whole thing with El Capone's arrest which is that all of your fucking basically money is taxable even though it's illegal but we're still gonna tax you mean like they got them for the laundry but not the hack exactly I don't think they had to do the hack I think they were giving money to try and longer the money by the person actually did the hack I really do the question is they're just where the hell in the world with the hack they're just too fucking dumb I never living in New York I mean you got five billion dollars just a lot of money go live in Thailand go live in some non-extrication country like what would you do in New York to Berlin well they're not he was Russian he was living Russia and they were never is Syrian non-extrication serious to dangerous yeah she want to be in Syria I believe so but so Rocco's non-extrication really extradition I think so I can be wrong I don't know that would be fantastic well they do kill gays I do know that the leaves is definitely not actually with the United States and also that being said they could have been a guy with Russian he has a Russian citizenship they could have been a brush I just paid off people and never got in trouble printed then you can't leave the country unfortunately that's usually the catch those guys now I was like oh they went to vacation and where oh Greece Paris whatever like they need to track these people and wait for them to go somewhere unfortunately because of the venture brothers has ruined my brain so when they say somebody who's go ahead I go say why because that somebody is like basically being a Russian criminal I like to kiss hello ski I am Russian guy oh bitch oh god yeah and yes it was head you think I was one of the venture boys trying to like blend in and not get noticed by anybody else yeah I'm a stache I remember that I was basically a van dyke yeah go to you but like I said hello ski I am Russian guy a bit you're like that's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever fucking heard notes speaking of brothers I started watching Cuphead you told me it wasn't great it's based on the game it's a video game that's based on the they did like the 1930s style of animation called rubber hose like stuff like scene bobbilly like they have like arms that can yeah they did a show and it's heralded is one of the hardest games like it's like other like battle toads so I'm dating myself but yeah like it's a linear like kind of it's a very much specific but they didn't admit a show about it which I never played the game so some of the references are lost on me but I can do I do see like some of them like oh that's a boss fight okay that's a character that yeah it's aimed at like probably early I'd say two digit kids okay I expected to be a bit more mature it wasn't so my notes I will say this my notes are fun but filler I mean it's fun if you like that kind of self animation but slightly lost on non-gamers once in like the boss white characters and all that jazz fun style rubber the rubber hose style of animation which I do love from the 1930s and I've rather have had an adaptation in terms of a show based on a game called Bendy and the ink machine oh that game is serious fuck exactly no that was incredible game it's scary as hell dude the jump scares in Bendy alone so the ink machine if I remember correctly was based on a silent film no it was a really good leader like the basis like oh yeah you're in a theater like you said no you were in a side hunted by like this like ink demon I was in a you're in a science don't be there oh yeah I don't think I've played it no neither of my games but it was actually a really good story it was scary as hell it was like it was like you would go into a room and you couldn't see anything but the shadow in the corner would be in a good in a room and start moving it was like Resident Evil meets 1930s cartoon animation okay so this game kind of do what you're describing this game this game is basically a throwaway well no and so guys I'm still I still play games on the city I know there's all kinds of money going away I'm gonna show this there's no like there's some people in the game there's why there's a movement with so many Microsoft right now oh yeah somebody yeah oh yeah actually that's one thing we can close out with but there's a game I can't work the but it's called up top I had but it's the storyline is is it you're a you're a girl looking for her cousin who disappeared is it like a strange no no but your weapon is a flashlight and so oh I know the game you're talking about you can't see anything unless your flashlight touches it and the flashlight actually eventually your upgrade becomes like the way to kill monster yeah but the whole story is about like bullying and the way to scroll oh yeah this game is very similar to that it's not it's not all awake but it's it's not all awake which I like yeah yeah yeah this one is a lot more smooth and like I said a lot more intact but with vending and ink machine it's very much you know 30s the flappy arms over the house running away arms like you're moving a little too far man yes depends on yes yes you hit the side I'm impressed the worst part is there's totally a vacuum store right by our normal grocery store that does that every weekend and I cannot believe he's not associated with the fucking mob he probably is you okay please we can we can look into it um no um we're skipping over a piece maker yes that's too long at the end okay let's give that at least I can still watch a couple of episodes before we talk about it um it doesn't happen that's fine we'll get everybody but listens 20 people listen yeah more than actual teeth like we had really good numbers just teasing with really good numbers like I took my yearly re listen to snow crash and I haven't really been into any kind of new media because work has been way too hard it's okay if you watch it before next month but you know it like I said it did just end last week so last Thursday I do have to mention something to both of you I don't know if either of you were fans of the Queensman Kingsman excuse me I haven't watched it I haven't watched the prequel yeah so it came out I hear what's beautiful fucking awesome I watch it came out on Hulu and HBO Max however we actually did yes like less than three days after we pulled it from the fucking theory but also it was like I said no it was kind of basically sleeper hit so to speak okay it did lead to a couple hilarious things um so you know how Alamo always does brito stuff with a damn thanks hey no you're the only M from the 70s their most well-known song is Sunshine or Sunny from Umbrella Academy okay they also did a song called Rara Ross routine okay I may have to fucking play it for you but somebody did a mix of of that by Rara Ross routine and wet ass pussy all right becoming massive hit on fucking YouTube fantastic but like I said that movie was better than I thought it would be but also Ray Fines who I'm surprised so well he who shall not be named let's let's let's talk about the massive acquisition by Microsoft recently oh yes we have Activision for once 64 billion dollars in cash cash that's oh they're fucking they're funneling that through a couple in New York well thank you thank you that was fantastic thank you okay that's funny oh no I cannot leave you got it that good right that being said I know you just talked about Sony Microsoft something I disagree not that's only one get bought because I think Sony is right for being bought Sony's so he's like a boss so he knows so me no he needs to get lost you guys have a massive misconception of how much money Sony doesn't think therapy so he needs to get bought because it's a certain time I had no it's about to die the only reason Sony has been alive for the last few years is because of then on spider-man and PlayStation which I'm a PlayStation guy yeah I get that but Sony's not doing well but like I said they need to get lost not doing well and here's my bank on what I have a land I will I will everyone was listening please do not invest no no I'm not this is a stock tip I just this is a uneducated calm down mostly uneducated start mostly educated guess the Apple by some here's a thing is that Apple TV and Apple movie is not doing well that's one reason to buy them second reason is all their production occurs in Sony studios and third thing is Apple is sitting on a fuckload of cash and their investors don't get a damn they want to see something innovative and creative and future looking come out of Apple but hasn't happened a long time doing something like taking over Sony would absolutely give them that ability and they've got the fucking cash to do it no problem and the thing is Sony's got all the IP like I was got a lot of people on Amazon make a bid for them but if they made Amazon you get that be aggressive well no no no no no no absolutely do it I think I don't do it because I don't think I'm not already tied in certain ways that makes sense or fucking Marvel could do it Disney sorry no no no I don't think they care enough I don't think it'll happen because the massive trust yes that's where I was at the minute like the United States government coming like fuck a bunch of you right now okay okay you say that you realize that Disney broke the copyright law yeah I said I do but I'm saying right now you don't think it break any kind of monopoly law no I'm not going back and power which like happening happen let's not get into that it's not getting into that considering how many anti-abortion laws are happening in states it might fucking happen I think I'm not saying anything it's a possibility unfortunately in my opinion but yeah I think I think Apple also think Apple has tried getting into gaming here there not from a console standpoint but I don't think they're opposed to it no and so buying something like Sony with an existing platform that already people love as a benefit to go so I could see Google buying some as well I ask you guys about something that Apple do you guys see them as streaming or entertainment entertainment they're streaming no no like do you trust them for either because there was literally only one thing I wanted from Apple there's been a couple of shows that came out with just a couple Raven Spank what was the only thing I want to do what Raven Spank what I don't know that is I'm gonna say the Asimov show oh yeah I haven't watched it but I've heard it's only beautiful yes then there's the football show that they have I can't think about it I can't think of it right now I thought my own morning show yeah morning show was the oh the football one yeah no god it's like named after the main character and that like it's it's a name for the show it's a character but having Apple TV have or Apple having the IPs of Sony we were talking about off air because I've been playing I just are playing the new Horizon Zero don sequel but that's right for a series well an Apple left a subscription model they do I mean that's where all the shit Apple sells is trying either it's based on such a model or trying to get you in this picture model with its oh well you read that picture space space or I cloud for your pictures well you can buy $7 a month isn't that yeah they love the tradition they love the nutrition model I hate those fun notifications that's what I mean Activision Microsoft Activision's main social revenue was like wow World of Warcraft and that's subscription based yeah yeah and see me popular still wow wow I don't really need is the buddy Christ right now wasn't that the thing yes no it's not a lot of them while yeah knows could I was now I was doing a well son yeah wow wow I was doing I could see Google or Apple buying a walking wow Google's not the only reason I think Google wouldn't do it is they're not trying to produce content like that Apple it's also a fact that Google shouldn't do anything with headlines why no one likes them no you're thinking to see that you're thinking please book I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not a Oh my god that's you sound like no do you know that they're not called not called employees anymore Zuckerberg came out two weeks ago I said like your metamates metamates that sounds like a cereal I mean that's because they're not gonna lie I don't ever want to be referred to human resources but we need to figure out something else but there's cinnamon med mates and chocolate medimates we can stop name that's that's the same process I did want to ask them on questions you remember the actress name of the lead female actress and future man Oh what's your name yeah both of you know can look it up no she's an incredibly wonderful actress yeah she was in girl she wasn't a girl in store who am I thinking of anyway a meal hurt like I said she's in a new series called give it which kind of sucks but Jennifer Goodwin is in the wild future man sorry there's like really she's wolf no she's um no there shouldn't be there are wolf was the guy yeah Glenn headley no that was a mom yeah thimble no level no this is tiger Eliza Cooper yes you like I said jigsaw series I love before the future man ever came out exactly no it's a one of the characters I love that you got in the future man late like I didn't why after him really yeah after him I hated future man oh my god it shows so fucking good I was on a camera so called pivoting yes okay like I said oh yeah we're there having like a good one another actress and they're happy cute to make you please make you that really tan yeah and they're having a just a picnic at the graveyard or five episodes in so it's a bit bad that's in the trailer I'm talking about things were like it might be a really good series but I'm just not sure yet and also if you ever watched Superstore yeah except what the main characters main character there what about him you know I'm sorry him you hi my father I haven't watched me I'm interested in seeing it's your name maybe more yeah no that's not anymore the main character anymore okay yeah pull that up pull that up it's funnier than I thought it would be oh I told the one scene I can't read that yeah okay okay sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I was trying to make him maybe more than that really got a blonde but they're both I guess now maybe much of an end that is what the show is what this is us yeah they all I'm okay they were all like the single yeah yeah that's one time that's one of the feelings about the show one as I talked to you about earlier it got renewed for second-siggies and honestly it might be a really good show might be really interesting unfortunately their narrator other than you know Bob's at it is yeah Kim control she's like half drunk on wine which is kind of drunk as a polite that's Kim control right there it's just one of those who are you okay bring back with me glider no it tried to it's a control on the next in the city wasn't okay no I'm looking for this movie wearing we keep coming back to why no because I have to buy it okay oh no it's my name is on front okay okay I'm on front it might still be available they do that I'm DB TV thing where they either come not sure why they keep jacking the prices up when I was on a prime and I'm still watching ads because I'm like I'm DBTV I was on my end to be at some point so now there's I'm DBTV to like all the leverage episodes that watch this like I'm watching I'm watching friends again right I'm watching friends I love friends I thought it was great oh no I keep getting told I'd love it I've just haven't been in the mood even though Casey's in it I still like it yes I'm great okay yeah so I've been rewatching the episode nothing like almost now the season 3 yeah you also realize there's a leopard device yes and that's why I found out I'm DBTV because I started to do a problem issues you know the blonde girl yeah I can know you know she married Jason Lee that's forever ago and they named a kid pilot inspector yeah thank you Scientology so I wanted to date her I did that to me that was an important apparently there was a there's a leverage convention so I have to get her I mean all of them actually it's kind of funny because she's like oh so you are what I do on the show except for real I'm pretty sure you never pretend to be Bjork not yet no that's possible in the future I can tell them gonna need to pretend people oh you want to go to my door no not that's like sweetest this we just York I know just broke down until it was just an episode and leverage like I said and she completely pretend to be Bjork to distract everybody I'm up oh no she doesn't think that fans at all she's like I'm I splendor princess listen did you ever do this if you ever watched on pinky in the brain with the Icelandic translations it's a little bit serving you know that's not my list for a long time I can't say that about yet but normal brain basically no there was such a thing as Icelandic closed captions at all one of my dearest friends who unfortunately is not around anymore but she met at least once is a hundred percent check yeah so when I get free ass shit on my fucking plaques it's basically because of him so he's a big fan of the Icelandic translations of shows it was just what was in him I was just like don't keep looking at it okay I think we're good bye if you've liked what you've heard listen and subscribe to our other shows like no applause just the clap p does and honey bunches pop culture spectacular fear agents and I hate Kathy Hammond we can be found on iTunes stitcher spotify and www be a cn podcast dot com oh yeah

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