301: What’s Scarier: Ocean or Space? on DIYS with Sam Salem ​

🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleevesWe are talking about: 🥞 Writing essays at IHOP🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his”📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀Also…👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet.👊🏾 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE — or we might mail your roast to your job 📫🔥🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below!#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #SamSalem #ComedyPodcast #BrickedUpBoys #GarfieldPhone #PettyLevel100 #IHOPEssays00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House”35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier?1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final LaughsS/O to our SponsorsBlue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYSPrize PicksDownload the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!