Oh my oh my oh my I did so Yeah, no love to know flies off the clap. I'm Doug. I'm joined by my first walk in pains. Deb Mando and Lizzie.
Hi. Happy day Hello, the only show that two months ago didn't celebrate or 300 episode. Oh really? Yeah, this is 302 Honestly, would you celebrate 300 anything or if you're just kind of tired?
Depends on what it is. Yeah 300 days like the thing for the show 300 Apparently if you just take the zinc you're fine, it's not the same as ropes. Well when zinc increases your semen. Yep, so many years ago Lizzie and I really wanted to dose Doug with some ropes supplements, so he would just Just wanted to come on the podcast one day holy shit Not I remember quickly like how it's not a little song called ropes ropes ropes ropes ropes ropes But yeah, it was mostly just trying to make kind of the weird spider Remember I asked you if I used to do anything while you were gone and you sent me a warms even Yeah, yeah, I think that's okay Russia Do you see the whole like to talk about how to drive tanks?
The only one who ever thinks about when you drive a trinket sorry tank getting like very paranoid about high centering it I'll be good over that. No, I can do it before I can do it real That's pretty sound logic On your mind when I talked about Like I said, I know there's one thing that three of us would like to talk about immediately, but I don't know if you've watched it Oh, no, I've seen everything. I'm up on all the things. I've had lots of stuff and things endless You canceled with us last month I regret nothing No, it's actually lemonade from my house and scotch our whiskey I'm getting back to why you're better than most last month oh Right or rotten panda.
Okay, so I will try and read this doing both me and him Sorry, I missed it working has been kind of up in flames. It's been so hard to get any free time me It's good up in flames question mark him. It's been so crazy like one plot twist after another I'm like talking me how the cops come in during service had the place around it came into the kitchen into my dishwasher Me what and then last week on a completely unrelated turn of events someone else guessed and somebody else I guess was kidnapped while leaving our job late at night So the detectives came in again looking for something and looking at our cameras also during service me Christ him And a few days ago one of my line cooks accidentally shot himself in the foot I mean, it's like hell is going on here me. What the fuck man?
I worked there for years and walked home late at night in that same neighborhood for years and walked home I get three o'clock in the morning with nothing like that ever happening to me. What's wrong with you? I just thought she was mad gently getting up there I was like I get the same thing from my friends when they start talking like priests and I'm like, yeah, right over here. I'm having problem.
I'm a problem that love our cuban of war But I'm just saying like lips table That was the times I got with you know five minutes fan the day after we recorded last time that all checks out That all checks out now is that one of those would have been a great excuse But all three of them together in that short a period of time was all within the span of a week Jesus Christ No, he was cleaning one of his right And um, okay, so here's the thing he was cleaning him He thought they're unloaded tried to do the cowboy thing. Oh Set All of us have wanted to run around the house with the gun and then stick it in our underwear like it's a holster No, none of us do that. No, okay fine. I'm the girl here.
I totally had My dishwasher was taken for identity No I like to give you a child trafficker for that. I'm curious why you need it. That's also getting it. Or was he just doing somebody else's I was just happy.
I had a secondary dishwasher Maybe just one of their credit. I mean just I'm like, okay, look all I'm saying is if you're gonna go through the trouble of stealing someone's identity Don't become a dishwasher. No shit, right? That's kind of one thing Can you say that?
And I still think it's a machine not a person. I actually like the idea of the cops coming to the fair He's technically not wrong. They it's a combination of the two But we need the man to run the machine. I'm therefore in life problem No, no, here's a day of man.
Here's a better plot was it was actually the first day of a new dishwasher that he was training Oh, yeah, so the machine is training the guy in my mind. Oh, yeah, she stayed Yeah The machine Wait, so we could think about it. I finished it within the month Last month I Was What From like back season Okay, the last three the back end of the season. Yes, thank you.
And that's how I turned his words over sense. Okay, so that was what One her core so fucking hot. No wonder James can totally engage to her. Oh my god.
That was Like I said, that's just being honest. They got engaged right at the end, but they've been together for like 10 years before that It's not anything. I don't want her and Cina to get together. I will they will I want them to be friends.
I don't want them to be love us Love us. Yeah, that's exactly as horrible as they're not Fucking To be like best friends. I want them to be very emotionally dependent on each other I want him to keep fucking random 80s butterflies and screaming freedom. Yes No, I don't want him to have a very in-depth emotional romantic relationship connected to sex I want them to keep it separate for him because that is how his care of his emotional growth is He already had a three-some of his buddy kind of I really like that you still get the mask on when you're fucking her Like I said, I really really like that they didn't you know I can't think of his name.
Did you like any? Jito Master. I really like that he didn't kill off Jito Master and I loved him. I was thinking about Jito Master actually.
The gas station is being like yeah, but continue. I was trying to figure out why I was trying to figure out why they hadn't taken over him Why a butterfly just hadn't possessed Jito Master? Well, I also think that had to do something with the Cheetos. I was trying to figure out why Why the hell he was consistently eating Cheetos.
Maybe they just didn't hit him out of the heat And he had the one piece on so they couldn't get to his ass right so maybe he's constantly eating the Cheetos because he knows they can't handle the heat they won't bother going into his mouth He also knows what's terrible things. He also knows what's terrible things. Sodium is in his body and the fact that butterflies live on glucose. Okay, I mean that too maybe.
Okay doctor. Calm down. Man. The cow looks so sad.
Okay, we're gonna get to that. My first thing is like the when eagerly gives him a hug and he actually gets the photo. Yeah. And I had a bio.
It's like oh my god. That's what changes are not yet. Hardcore says why didn't that change your mind to the other week? Yeah, wouldn't that be a sign to leave?
I've got eagerly hug. White Dragon death. Yikes. It was a bit.
It was pretty proper. I mean yeah, they need to kill him. Okay, I actually like that. They dragged that out a lot of people.
They should have. I mean what I liked about his death though is the fact that they just shot on the fucking head instead of making it gory fucking slag fest. That's one thing I like about the entire fucking series. The fact that they actually use guns instead of just having it be them beating the crab out of each other.
Also he's costing much way better after he was blown up and it wasn't his wife. Yes. Thanks for later. When a pacemaker kills his dad and this goes to another point where he starts crying.
And Vidjani is like this is a weird time to do your face exercises. I'm sorry. I love the first show playing. It's not the first show playing.
It's not the first show playing. It's a link he's asking himself. Yes. Yes.
Like. Yeah. Oh okay. I'm just in a feelings now.
No but I love that immediate first joke with Vidjani being like if I keep moving my face they can't fucking identify me. Oh my god. And I don't know if you saw they didn't interview with that actor not that long ago. He's like even he doesn't understand why Vidjani is so fucking weird.
No. He's like he's just odd. That's just how he is. Well he's just he's just severed all connection of like.
Vidjani is a literal psychopath. He is a psychopath. He has no capability of feeling anymore. He's like their dog.
He's an insult. No. Hold on. Hold on.
He's like no wait a minute. Hold on. Wow. Thanks for that.
Because I have a really heated conversation about themselves with Wifi. Yeah. I'm not in self. I wasn't calling you in.
So I don't want to do anything in an in cell. Unfortunately I don't think the tone is in cell. I think I do. I totally do.
I think no because he doesn't want to fuck. That's a thing. He doesn't want to fuck. He just doesn't mind it.
We've had nothing that clues us towards that. No he's had no. He was sitting there lying about his. He was like no.
No. No. No. Whatever.
But we've also never. I think he did that. I think he did that. So he wouldn't give up his he wouldn't compromise his identity as I guess.
You did join me because he was talking to me. I'm not calling. The joint he is not in cell. He's basically got the attitude of an insult.
He's just not acting like it. Right. I don't know what he's talking about. I think it's sociopath.
You don't actually let go with you on that one. Because I mean you and I both know if you've ordered one sociopath in our life. Well if we say it's not, I'm supposed to know. I'll tell you.
Regardless. They don't matter who. I don't see that one. Yeah.
He doesn't care who it is or for what reason he needs to do it. Yeah. He's a good one. He's a good one.
Sociopath. He has this his loyalty to Peacemaker. Because he wants to fuck him. I don't think he does.
Even after you lost a toe. Which by the way, I love that fucking guy. I'm gonna cut his toe off. It's like Harvard.
It's because you don't clean your torture tools. I love that scene. Hardcore. Yeah.
Hardcore taking a leading role. I love that. Thank you. If he had been the fucking leader of the team, I would have stopped watching.
But because no, no. If Cena had been the leader of the team, it's like hardcore. I would have stopped watching. As opposed to what?
Since hardcore was. Mon. Mon. Mon.
I don't know. I knew it was a good one. He's forgettable. He had crazy eyes the entire time.
No, he wasn't forgettable. And he did that crazy eyes. I'll give him that. He's pretty forgettable.
I did like it. Really? No. I just made yours eyes with a bomb with you.
Actually, and also, I also really did like the fact that they basically made Steve Aji a giant fucking winer with the entire last episode. Oh, I've got. No, I'd love to his character. But I like that they didn't make him a hero.
They just made him who he was. And a fucking complainer. I thought it was a lot more realistic than other things. They made.
Di-beard. A real fucking thing. One other than they actually did that during suicide. One.
And then bring it back. And then bring me the jump. Like, yeah, having him going like, it makes him feel young. It makes him feel like blah, blah, blah.
And then you're like, oh. Let me ask you this. The first thing I ever introduced to Steve Aji on was first the Nerdist and then at midnight. Oh, mine was first.
Intro to Steve Aji was communities of comedy with him. He wins. But I'm just saying it's one of those things where he's been kind of part of my brain. Yeah, he's been kind of like that old comedy.
But like it's like now that he's part of something larger. It's great. But I really like the fact that they didn't turn him into another hero. They just made him the character that he was trying his best but still being a fucking dickwad.
Which I think might be James Gunn's thing. Trying your best but still being a dickwad. Actually, we'll give her a damn. No, I don't mean it in a bad way.
It's actually a fucking shot right at once. I will say on that point, brother death. Yeah. Anybody else goes right back to walk the line?
No. You mean wrong kid died. It's not walk the line. It's not what's on the cash.
No, it's not. It's John C. Wright, lead the Dewey story. Yeah.
It's a walk hard. It's a walk hard. Wrong kid. Yeah, right.
It was walk hard. It was based on Johnny Cash, one. Yeah. But it was just one of those wrong kid died.
And the thing was that it was so awful to watch because it was so realistic. Well, the thing is like, no, Terminator 2 was like, you killed your brother. And it's like, well, you set up this like brother fight. But it wasn't necessarily that.
It was just all the white supremacists where the kids actually fighting each other and being okay with it. And then a random happens to us causing one of the kids to die. Nothing that happened. That's where the issue begins.
No, no, nothing that happened. That's where the issue begins. That's where the issue begins. By the way, sorry.
Continue. No. Like I said, nothing that happened there was okay. But it just made things a thousand times fucking worse.
Like you could just make the new Hitler or you could make, you know, the new Himmler. Or you could have the best worst school like Q&A. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
That's because they call us after all. Gender swamped. Flashwarded. No, it's a flashward.
It's gender swamped. Alfredi Newman. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I have the pause on the laughing so far. I actually have to wonder how many people had to Google that afterwards. Yeah. And I don't mean that to do.
She makes us with lots of times. When people like make jokes on shows and I totally have to look at them afterwards. But yeah. So speaking of the cow.
Son of the cow. Oh, no. I'm just going to say that when he was trying to speak. Oh, okay.
Speaking of the cow. Speaking of the cow. The whole thing is a very big game of the season where he goes, oh, you have like bad like project names. Yeah.
So I want like a jet pack and blah, blah, blah. Like so you get the representation of it. The human torpedo. That's a question.
The human torpedo is fantastic. Against the cow. Which really was. I'm sorry the cow looked so sad every time you saw its poor little face.
I mean, every cow looks sad. Okay. Yes. But you know what I mean.
It's like a creature that needed to die so a horrible invading species couldn't live. But it wasn't the cow's fault. Yeah. Look, what are you supposed to do?
Kill the cow. Come on, get under that. Oh, a little bit. Yeah.
You go, go. You go, go. I want to ask you guys. So you remember the masks that the white supremacists were wearing that looked kind of like bunnies?
Yeah. They looked like white dragons. Did you immediately like a white dragon because I went bunny? I was a white dragon.
I didn't think dragon at all. It's not funny. It reminded me of the raid scene from Jingle. When the mask eyes were not in the right place.
Yeah. I was a white spent all day on then. Yeah. Okay.
But I didn't think dragon the entire time. I just thought bunnies. Okay. I just thought they did not have a cut bag.
Would also checked out. You know. I like the show. What else you got?
I actually like the show a lot. Do we need a second season? Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Definitely. Okay. For one reason.
Okay. I don't think it'll be over the past three. Yeah. I don't think it'll be over the past three.
That's the thing is that I kind of wanted to do. Oh, I'm like, no, I wanted to go like basically. Well, they were just like very limited. Run.
I really don't want him and Keram hard core to get together. As much as I would like to see more random vijayjay pics. That was very random vijay pics. No, it was fantastic and it completely fit in the plot line.
And I love that, you know, Walker's mother. But like I said, I just, thanks, Doug. I think this should be a very limited series thing. Yeah.
No, that's one thing. I mean, like three season. That would be good. Yeah.
I think I think I think I think I know. Well, because. Oh, it's bigger. No, I mean, like two seasons, three seasons, no more seasons done.
I think we could wrap it up with the second season, honestly. As he raises his hand. The young man in front row. He was young man.
I'm missing the young part. Sorry. You're barely even the man. Speaking of Diabear.
Oh, what do you know? Oh. The beard is. It's just not that's for.
He's touched a fence. He has never once died. No, I know. I know.
I know. No, I know. No, no, never. He does not care.
Doug is one of those people and we've had this conversation at least 30 times. He aged out early, but he's going to be between 20 and 50 for the next 60 years. True. That's right.
Why do they keep golf? Probably to make himself feel better. Also, he probably so he could just learn a little more about what's actually going on. So we're getting a much information.
But there's a limited amount of like the. Butterfly milk. Butterfly, yeah. Yeah.
But no. But he was already having guilt about killing most anything at that point. So he probably just didn't want to add alien species to his roster of things he's killed until unless he knew we're sure what was going on. He was in the Mefortuna side.
But yeah. Okay. No, no, no, no. I mean, he was.
That's what it was. Um, Justice League came to us. Oh, it's right in the slightest. They're only two of them.
Are you fucking serious? They're really two. It was only two. No, I guess that it was not each of you max.
I wasn't surprised about the fucking DC appearances. I like that they made a cannon that Aquaman fucks fish. Fuck you Barry. Which by the way, actually an incident worked recently where I walked in and somebody had Batman on the TV.
Okay. And then I walked back in and they totally had Harley Quinn on the TV and I'm like, Batman fucks bats and I walked out and they all just started fucking laughing. Well, now we got Batman fucking bats and Aquaman fucking fish. Okay, we all watched Harley Quinn.
I guess that means Barry. Does that mean Barry fucks the speed force? That's speed force looks like his mom. So that's really fucking weird.
Oh, no. Oh, that's so wrong. That checks out for sure. Oh, that's so wrong.
Also, they push back. That's a shit that is. I think I like better than Aquaman fucking fish. That shit that is has been watching the boys cartoon recently.
Let's watch it. I'm only five episodes in, but I'm not sure if you watch. Just try that. What?
Yeah. You. Nothing. And then you five episodes?
We can make. Yeah, wait. Sure. You're all fucking wrong.
It's right. Sorry. I've been watching like, I think you say it's wrong. I'm watching it's like all five seasons of fringe.
Rewatch all five seasons of the fringe. Nice. I like it. It holds up fairly well.
Oh, we've seen our fighting. I actually have a vlog on my list. Yes. I love our fighting.
Yes. I'm waiting for the first season before I started. What was that? Our fighting staff.
It's a pirate show. Yeah. I wasn't a weird video. I'm sorry.
Ho doo was in it. We're good. They did toast to everything toasts. I think I've seen toast.
Same director. Dolly vocals. Fucking amazing. It's super fun.
A lot of the same voice actors. What? It's extremely good based. The episodes are not even in the slightest and they don't 100% have the same actors with the same characters in the cartoon.
Okay. It could be very dis-action. Right. Yeah.
Whatever. I mean, I watched the Marvel, what if. That's true. I'm not the one with Carl Urban not voicing his character.
Maybe he was busy. Yes. I do have that one issue with butcher not being butcher. But especially considering they just were the trailers of a new voice.
But butcher being the main character. I'm getting powers. Yeah. But that was expected.
That's what happened to Carl. That's why it threw me off. They have powers in the fucking comics. Well, that's what I'm saying.
That was expected. That's why I didn't have that. That's why I didn't have that. That's why I didn't have that.
That's why I didn't have that. It's a big. It's a big. It's a big.
Put it in the trailer without actually like. Because he wasn't doing that in the end of the last season. No, no, no. No, no.
He was anti-fouche. Yeah. His whole spiel was the fact that he didn't have powers. Okay.
It was a little bit more. I'm a fan of it. Yes. Shootin' horn in a few things.
I'll get them on my chair. Uh, the Kingsman. Didn't like it. Sorry.
Really? Slow and boring. Yeah. Sorry.
It'd been done. Everything we'd seen, we'd have already seen from them. I mean, it was cool. Okay.
Action scenes were like, okay. Honestly, honestly, I found it more entertaining comedically than I did anything else. Just because I was like, are they seriously? Like, this is what they landed on?
Like, this is what they're doing. This is what they would. I have three things to put in there. We're gonna continue.
No. Go ahead. I didn't pay for it. So I thought I'll probably a lot more with no expectations than you.
I was really surprised they actually had the sun die. It did not make the substitute sun became a more main character. I really like Rasputin, because every time Rasputin's there, it makes me laugh and also the use of it. It wasn't in for a lot of it.
I know. What he wasn't there for. It wasn't very. I know.
The song, Rob Rossputin, my bony M is in my head again. Sure. It makes me laugh every every every time too. I was like the fact the main bad guy was murdered by a boob.
Three million years. One bomb. It's done here. Main bad guys killed by a goat.
Goat. Completely gored by a goat. Yeah, it's coming. Yeah.
Killed his brother right in front of him. Took one of his friends. Man, man. Man, man, man.
Oh, no. Like I said, if I hadn't seen him for like a second. I hadn't seen him. They looked, well, that was my whole thing.
You know, it looked cool, but that's about all it had. But it didn't carry any emotional weight. Yeah. Okay.
I'm sorry. It was the first Kingsman supposed to carry a bunch of emotional weight. I mean, it was better than this. No, but the first of Kingsman's.
It has some. There was some meat on the bone, at least. I like this. I don't want to.
That's great. I did not. I didn't like her a great deal, but it's also just one of those things where it's like, I honestly probably watched a very short lived series with Ray Fiennes, basically being a Kingsman. Not as a movie, but like as a series.
Maybe a prequel series would have been better than a movie. Yeah, they probably would have done a lot of better with that. Oh, it's a dark sleep situation. I love that movie.
That movie was fine. It would have been better as a series, and it's now becoming a series. There is too much information to try and cram into something. It's kind of what they did with the hateful eight.
I'm trying to know what that would have been. Yeah. Kind of one word about it. Dr.
Strange. I was. I know that here. Hear me out.
It's not for me out. It's just the fact that I was so surprisingly pleased with Spider-Man. I feel like they might actually take some of the same steps. I was surprised by Spider-Man 2, and I remember voicing the scene concern.
I was better than maybe they're doing too much of one movie. That was still a long fucking movie. Yeah, they crammed it in your cram hole. And that meant it was three hours long.
I still miss it. Yeah, I've heard it very, very long. I haven't seen it either. We'll get into that.
Hopefully. But you know, Dr. Strange's give me to feel the same. Okay, you're going to introduce the Illuminati and Professor X and whoever else is going to be in that fucking movie.
And the multiverse and what? I mean, the rumors around that fucking movie doesn't make it true. I understand. They're not exactly.
But there's, I mean, you've already got just what we do now. You know, Professor X is in there. You know, Scarlet Witch is in there. You know, Dr.
Strange is in there at least six different ways. Plus, America's child has you have to do with some kind of intro in her. America's Thomas. Yeah.
Then you've got a storyline with Bordeaux. You've got to be more than that. Yeah. And you've got a storyline with Bordeaux.
You've got to be more than that. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. You've got a storyline with Bordeaux coming out.
That's a lot of stories we're talking about at the same time. I think I'm going to wrap up with Wanda. Maybe. Oh, there's no wrapping up with Wanda.
I think we're going to get a reverse house of M, honestly. You think? Well, yeah. I'm going to reverse have some M.
I think so. I think. I think. I think.
OK, so what I know from Wanda. I'm going to reverse. Well, then I will sign. Well, basically, we're going to try and put the genie back in the bottle.
No, I think she's going to let them out. Instead of the no more mutant thing, I think she's going to be a let there be new. And so she can finally find a multiverse with her children. And I think that's what's working here.
And I think that's where. What we're going to say. No, you're fine. What we're both saying is that it's an incredibly complicated, very big fucking idea that could go so many different ways.
We have no idea where they're going to take it whatsoever. How about theory? How about theory? I think Wanda is really the bad guy.
Yeah, I forgot. Which we've probably guessed by now. But I think she's in the more control. I'm not the best thing.
She can probably be a bad guy. I think no. I think she's in more control than we think. So I was trying to figure out who the giant octopus, you know, I think is.
And it is Gigantus or something in the movie. But in the comic books, his name is Shimigorath. And that's where I started going down the rabbit hole, because in the comic books, Shimigorath was sent to destroy a couple of people by the Scarlet Witch. So I think Scarlet Witch is having trouble going through multiverse is trying to find her kids.
So she needs someone to help her with that. So I think she's sending these creatures to Chase America Chavez. So America Chavez can go to Strange for help, take her to Wanda. And then Wanda can use her to find a multiverse that has her kids in it.
That's raising his hand. What do you think of Madam Lim? I think that's a whole other strain of craving instead. That's a problem with the most members.
That's where you can't pick it. Now, Lizzie and I have to talk about this. Where Marvel has new comics that are too in. Too intertwined with too many things to be translated into the film.
You can't penetrate it. There's no way you can collectively transfer on that. I'm going to the back door. He's knocking at the back door.
Should I let him in? With this whole thing with Madam Lim. Where are you going back door? And it's just already been casted by the way.
The back door? The back door. He's putting a photo from Great Grey, started at 50 Shades Grey. Yeah.
The code of Johnson. I was going to say it's Don Johnson's daughter. They're her. Fucking Melanie Griffith.
Give her that, guys. You guys have a tattoo that's playing the back door. It's got about 30 seconds. Why are they 37?
Oh, no. I don't want to hear them talking about back door anymore. Oh, OK. Back door.
Back door. Back door. Back door. Front door.
That's the whole thing. The code of Johnson is the back door. So it's being a back door character coming in. So it's being a Dakota Johnson.
As I went into work on Sunday today, we had two front showings, one of which was for Batman. One of which was for Twilight. I felt like that was a Robert Pattinson kicking the fucking dick. Yeah.
Why? He's in both of them. Both involving that? Oh, Batman.
Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? That was fucking rad.
OK. I got it. OK, so if you guys want to talk about Batman going on, I have not had time to see it yet. I have a dude.
OK. Also, DC totally wants to do a penguin show with. Oh, they're not. Yeah, with a girl.
Looking nothing like he is. No, it totally works. No, he looks great. I give it a bit.
I give it a bit of works, but that sounds expensive. Do it. Why not? It's going to make them money.
And it's well done. I mean, maybe that's been their problem in show time. They're not putting enough money into your face. Did you hear that?
I realized that DC is a show for the most time. CWTV made more money than anybody else. Did you hear the halo show? It was like 20 mil an episode.
An episode, yeah. OK. So the last show I saw that had that. Sorry.
No, you're fine. I was just pretending like they were throwing money at the show because that's what they're doing. The last show I saw that had 10 mil was Afro-Semite. And it was great.
It was amazing. It was fucking amazing. It was fucking amazing. It wasn't necessarily a good show.
Well, actually, pay for it, everyone plus. Thank you. I wasn't going to, but I really wanted to watch the stuff. I'm a great man.
And they were only on camera plus. You have to buy Plex. But I did watch some of their shows. I watched the second season of Evil, which I really like that show.
I was a kid. That's one reason I wasn't going to do it. Like, really, you're taking the good shows? Put them on fucking shit.
That's how they get you. Not used to with Evil is it was a great show. But I wanted Luke Cage again. Well, you're not getting it.