Hello, welcome to applause just a clap. I'm Doug. I'm joined by my still work opinions. Mando, Devin Lizzie I don't think I should say stalwart Hi, are you not stalwart?
I'd smell just the fact that it's full because it mostly has to do with you know or timing the fact that we don't actually keep a very steady Schedule of seeing each other or even talking for that matter. It's usually my fault. No, it's really not But I figured emotionally like all of us have changed all the work opinions You have a point there and I text all three of you every morning most of the time It's just one word or a gift but still one morning. This is what you said.
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Does that and I can start off by talking about something? I'd like to start off. Let's sure you're going to story me. Yeah, I was here I saw everything everywhere all the same time.
I hear so good things. It's I'd loved it I do not realize the Russo brothers were the executive producers. Oh, okay. I mean, I don't even know how to describe it because it's a lot Honestly, it has to look out there.
It's the multiverse done right is whatever. Yeah, and it's the Russo brothers So, you know, it's the multiverse done right, but it's also just one of those things where and I don't like saying this we got short round back Yeah He hasn't done anything for like 30 years He popped up for any race why I I Was also in guineas. Yeah, yeah, no he was data like or data or whatever No, he was the young kid the pizza delivery kid in the ninja Holes movie original one, right? Okay, but he was so good He was so good.
No, he was so good in this role You think he'd been acting the entire time even just his physicality because of how his body changed when he was playing the different versions of him It was fantastic also. We love Michelle. Yeah, was it because he had a And Jovian no no no Because he didn't I think they actually managed to balance the craziness of being able to do what you wanted with the Comedy and the actual emotional drama and the last time I saw the lead that balanced was JoJo rabbit Was a screary a 24 as well or no? No, I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I had no idea what's a 24 Was it a 20-20?
It just it balanced the comedy of the situation with a completely out-of-hand unrealistic situation But there's still the emotional depth of it in such a very balanced way JoJo rabbit still the only movie I know of the successful you made Hitler funny also made it on No, no, you're right It was like close second several decades Until Hitler was funny again, it was just so perfect and I'm really scared as we go into strange if now I'm gonna judge them against each other And it's not gonna go well. Well, it was too very different story time Incredibly different however, it's just them handling like I said the emotionality of a completely unrealistic situation And adding comedy to it without it making it feel like it was completely Basically a clusterfuck and you can totally hear the cats fighting. Okay, or the cats Brother second of all their fix. They're about fuck yourself.
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Oh, if you remember there was like that crowd funded fucking book years ago that we wanted to change it to robot Jim Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I brought a crap out of that book Also, we decided it should be robo Jim That sounds more racist Jim and you call him robo Jim so if there's a robot that's only I'm robo No Oh Just sound like the world or blah blah blah Nuclear and it was That's what I said. I said 30 rock arrest development So it's just character names have nailed become basically a random group of syllables I don't know about the rest of your perspective list Speaking of I have I don't have enough break comes back. I was gonna go down the trail a trail No We'll get to it Also, that's the title of his next name I don't know where it comes to think Then bottom I recently made a joke to a friend who was dancing at work that I actually had singles in my purse and they asked if I could make it rain And I said I had three dollars so it'd be a light drizzle.
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No, I was waiting for it. We got it on for it. Okay, that makes sense It's Actually, yeah Yo, I don't this I think last door. So I don't want to bury the lead on this.
I assume we're caught up on a few shows How can we on young justice pretty kind of you and I it's gonna be you too um It seemed like the first half of the Of this most recent season phantoms was like I don't know what the fuck's going on Everything's about lantis everything's on Mars. No way. We're back on lantis. Oh, no wait.
We're both on earth. Um, by the way Beast boys intervention, which I wish you Deb you would have seen because he just I haven't really been in the mood for a lot of new content. He just Mike drops In the worst way like they actually have intervention for Beast Boy like a legitimate intervention Yeah, like you've loved yourself with a team like you brought this a girlfriend you're on sleeping pills and every person goes We love you. We love you.
We love you know, it's fuck you. Fuck you fuck you I'm out like Mike drops in the worst way Everyone I'll keep something about that. How did speedy handle getting an intervention after they discovered him using a lot of needle drugs in the comics Well, nice you bring it up rest in peace in the lead on this by the way. Yeah, sorry.
I wasn't trying to I'm just saying that was kind of Iconics ever dealt with an addiction. That's not true. Um, okay fine a needle addiction Probably also yeah, actually No needle needle Drug addiction was um hairy Osborne and spudger Hence the same reason why we have more We need Yeah Is that even I'm like a cam and win Yeah Fan of that offer You're a big jill and home fan. Oh, let's be fair Don't be this common process about the movies lots and lots of links layer And then shed splints usually more lins far.
No lens flares jj errands I know he's there's a lot of Did you see the whole thing where he came out where he goes? I wanted to stop making those movies but they just get making steve Spielberg told to stop yes two or three He's like he just came to me and they came realize there's only one good reason why he made more of those because we can make Kind of parable Berg's money because he found a transphomb We are gonna get into that So young justice um the first half of fansoms was like schizophrenic at best Ready all over the place in a bad way. So two just where it's like oh we're in Atlantis super boys dead Um they killed to the boy. Um, just there are legionnaires there like legion of yeah Um they jumped to like a new genesis at the beginning of the season Mando you're looking to discuss out your phone or even reading the plots of the episodes.
No, it's where it's working else Um, I would say those are better We're finally starting to get a cohesive idea Um what's going on that what cost god it took so long well that I almost it almost cost Is the pacing of it? I've seen all of the pacing is awful. It's got it. God.
It's not a lot of it is the pacing worth it because when you think Superboys in heaven. He's in the phantom zone. Okay. That's a fucking that's totally fucking plonky the vampire slayer No, he's in the face here, right?
You're right. Okay. Welcome my world. Yeah, like He's in heaven.
Oh no, he's in the phantom zone. It just happens. Look at heaven zod parents. Yeah, who zod's Zod husband zod wife zod's son.
It can just say zod family. No, because the zod is in a timesphere with um a white martian And someone from a is it mantis? New genesis, no, no, um apocalypse. That's an apocalypse.
Yeah You're right. You're right. Fucking bonkers. And it's just now like it literally makes no sense Exactly, but the way we're like I actually don't care how it comes together at this point.
Well, that's what I was You know what you're telling me is the pacing was bad Mmm. No No, you have some ex-lotsa there No, he gets to name the next point Oh, no, we were actually on justice. We were yes, no, we were done with flash a while ago Unfortunately, we have some fucking news Cancel the legends. Yeah, margins and uh That nobody cares about that one because it's like I said after the first season it got really good It caught it's like on the second season and then we love that probably is constantine.
I agree CW is going through a lot of uncertainty right now. Yes. They are. Yeah, they don't know when they are They're gonna TV on movies everything.
Yeah, I get that. It's just one of those things where it's like yeah, it's super sex However, as it was your turn to actually talk about it. We're still talking about um, young justice. Um, the few notes I have Um, once again, I liked it's finally kind of forming up on the actual plot Like now that we have like oh the legionnaires and they have like a time sphere Right.
That's a lot of his own thing I do love if you haven't of your 100 caught up. I am um the post credits uh forger ronio and juliet Okay, fuck you. I loved it. Uh, it's forager is forager Despite first second or third part of the book.
No, honestly, I was sitting right. I was like I was like Another forager see the cock ranger. I was like there's a month of my time I can't give back I Cock ranger I Do like forager come it is forager and forager is the sun like I loved like okay. You're shaking your head I liked it.
I want for to be happy the end. I just okay. Look. I'm not saying it was bad I just felt like it was very anticlimactic For the time it was definitely sure one for the time that we put in to get there I mean, jesus It seems that they're doing like all of the like weird Like lyric references at the like post credits like you're like, okay, we get it You got a degree asshole like I'm kind yeah, they're kind of throwing in our face at this point Well Oh I'm ambivalent about young jesus.
They do another season. I mean I'll fucking watch it I don't think I don't think it's had enough good boss within the put money into it, especially consider I don't think I can The issue with which is why I was canceled in the first place because they're dick bags and paralyzed girls by toys Do you want to go into new girls by toys or? Well, it does seem like a good segue into go to the You come Water to make it fresh you can be really nice vinegar It's a little bit of a Your allergic bananas A lot of things if you're a little bit And so I said that explains a lot of Body is clean Um, I had to work dot-taint. Yes, but this is work really no I thought you were there on a good time No, I thought it was there a pleasure.
I never spent that much money to do that You know actually now that you say that I realized that's true you would never throw that much money into something like that Not if you were there No, no that level I'm not like that specifically But like I said, I mean specifically go chill. I can't imagine throwing that much money. No, I mean just take it some cells are defensive Yes, but everything else is yeah, you can't refer to the turmeric or an Airbnb Um that entire city pretty much get these out of locals. I just rent their fucking houses for three weeks Because one guy was the favorite he makes $12,000 a weekend renting his house out It's not exactly shocking.
There's other festivals other things two people go ciella First week and second and the third weekend is stageco. It takes the same venue. Sorry People didn't see me making the face For the kids nice. Uh, there's a special thing is just a So now this is work really we flew in on a Tuesday Yeah in between we can't want to which my favorite part was roaming around the grounds and working on stuff without anybody fucking there Guys once friday kick in around noon, it was beyond the gates 170,000 people as the attendees That's not counting the 15,000 workers and the templates including Yeah On to rush so we were there to Divers and on the same test about the same but also one of the videos was my social media to make sure The rest went going on and so we monitored like reddit and the cochillis subreddit Incredibly entertaining Incredibly fun, especially if you were there so you could try and kind of see what we were absolutely doing that Um, it sounds like it'd be fantastic.
There was one guy He he actually advertised on the first weekend too, but he was much more clear on what his goal was in the second weekend advertisement He wanted to buy Um shoes that had been worn Coachella only Coachella. He was between 25 and $100 per pair Um, the first weekend ever we saw it and we were like, oh, we were art installation or something He made it very clear that this was a fetish and he just wanted smelly shoes Okay, take this the wrong way No, I'd buy so many ridiculous flip-flops and clogs and sell those to him Oh We thought about going to a first order to buy all the things that I would have No, actually I would have if he's gone to I would have taken me like, all right, here you go I would have worn them for 10 minutes with socks on Okay, you might come back with something you know, okay, yeah I thought it would have, it would have, it would have, it would have, it would have So one, go between two other ones Like I said, my half of the story is I had a really nasty weekend at work while he was at Coachella And while I'm getting my ass pounded not in a good way during brunch at my work I get a very very upsetting slash awesome text from Lizzie Yep, I got the same one, which one, let's I saw Danny Elfman last night He was amazing I'm getting to Danny Elfman I can wait if you don't want me to say the rest of what I was gonna say No, no, I'll let you say it I immediately screamed at my behind him I need to go with the text Like I said, I need to go with the last time He said why, I read the text to him, he said I'll see you in 20 minutes They didn't take you long in 20 minutes, it was California But it's okay I think he meant those screens in the box There's the shoe guy, the first nine of the actual best-worlder The guy saying to private message him He wanted as many only men to pee in the mouth Not shit He was against shit, only pee Um, and you buy your drink, which to me Makes sense because if you buy somebody at drink You're gonna pee, hang around with them Right, you're gonna get out with the drink Does this just kind of make you think of days past on the internet? At what point, I feel like, was it either there for hotela? No, it's my first hotel and I want to try something new No, I just meant it's a lot of people And that's where you landed on And that's where you landed Well, I'm all getting your mouth pissed Like I said, I remember things were less sanitized And you could find weird crap like that one easily Well, I can't imagine that station because He was getting a little bit of a mad I'm more than a guy's post in the EZD of finding it And then there was the woman who did the Lord's work Oh god Well, what is this?
Go on In one of the campgrounds One of the campgrounds, there was a leading I may have tracked her down just Be safe No online, not even person No, no, no, I didn't think he meant it She's a 37 year old female from Virginia And she barely has lost before She shows up at Jell-a and just blows guys Doesn't charge Sorry, but she's getting the Lord's work Oh yeah, yeah You're gonna keep watching her fucking broish guys, calm It's not for dick But she was being safe And to be honest, she's probably racking them up First of all, I thought that bro probably still has locked on Just being so proud of me Not lying to the My face was in my hands and I really hope she's got Right, we had seen Well, there's a lot of faces Well, if you would give me a second, I finished telling you how I'm shooting safe Because she had one guy who was checking for SED tests If you didn't have an SED test within the last month Oh, well, then you would get caught And then there was another guy who was making sure there was like one guy in the town with her at a time Um, yeah So that didn't happen That sounds legit Uh, I did see pictures of her Can't say I wouldn't let her do it She was cute Because that person was like, it's gotta be some hideous troll You know what's your business? Which piece of the game? That's her thing, right? That's her business and she's being safe Go fucking forward I mean, the guy who was being like Go ahead, Doug I mean, the guy who was being like, all right, cool That's what uh, Denim Bottoms finds as a thrower Yeah, thrower Thrower?
That's a good trick That's a good trick to go challenge and do you can't think of yourself Oh, God That was a good hat That was a more weird shit Um, there was a guy who was a restaurateur on his wife And wore the campground Was that actually literal or was it just an almost- No, it was a really hard work to- No, I mean like that situation He beat the fuck out of her so bad he was a restaurateur I guess it's just one of those where sometimes you read things like that Especially the festival and you're like, did something just go wrong? What I know of it is that she was injured with what is called a grave bodily injury Oh, no, once they say grave, you're done And so I don't know specifics of it, I know what police reports are And it's a grave bodily injury and it was domestic And so he had a million dollar bond Or million dollar bail Which means he had to go to a hundred grand Well, it's ten percent? Yeah, yeah You usually Um, so he enjoyed Coachella Um, I don't know why people don't think of this But don't keep cell phones in your back fucking pockets When you're at giant crowds because people will lift them And maybe keep it in your front pocket There's ways to listen there too So just be fucking careful with your shit Because they did catch one guy He had a hundred cell phones in his backpack Um, but there were literal rings of people In that, in that, rather we're working together just to steal as many phones as possible Correct me if I'm wrong, should we all go in full rekstevens and just to the money belt? I mean, I- Probably lift that too Yeah, I thought it Yeah, what's up?
Uh, actually I've got to- I'm gonna piggyback on that if you're- I'm not done yet, but yeah, go ahead I'm gonna pull it back and show it- Oh, yeah, please do And I will say, uh, it's great we're going back to concerts Mm-hmm I didn't know this was a thing Uh, this happened when I saw Deb's favorite band, Jawbreaker That's how the story goes Oh, yes I don't have anything against Jawbreaker, I was just never into them like Doug or a lot of my co-workers are I will never actively seek them out And Doug has been peeved at me for every birthday mix he ever made me Or I didn't appreciate the Jawbreaker song Uh, Jawbreakers, basically my Beatles, they changed from Big World view when I saw them I almost got mugged, uh, leaving John I heard about that Yeah, how am I talking about it on a dam? Yeah, that's so good, that's on the dam Um, self-maspatory, you know Like for motion? Yeah, um, yeah, like I didn't realize that So people can set up a lift account and then have like a secondary driver Like do that, and then they call your name like it's the car Like they go, oh, lift or dug in the car Yeah, that's got your name, but it's not the right driver Right, and- That's why you always check the driver Yeah, well, after a couple drinks And you don't look like a black man Here, seven, here, wait a second You know, actually since I've lived to and from work pretty much on a regular basis I have a table of lift drivers now Yeah, you can mark lift drivers if you like Oh, I don't realize, there's also a line from one area And then being available, they're just the ones that tend to pick me up I didn't, and yeah, like this lift driver, this woman who I was like My spider sense started going off, um, You tingle? Yeah, started to tingle, uh, because it was a lady Like a spider bite Mm, in the penis?
Nope, that's correct So basically this lift driver like dropped me off like two blocks down And was like, you need to pay me And I'm like, no, that's not how this works And she goes, oh no, like, yeah, pink driving I'm like, no, that's not how this works So I started getting out of the car and I opened the door I heard her trying to lock me in That's what we kicked the window out Yeah, pretty much That's, I closed the door, started walking Like, gonna get another laugh, like, let's figure this out There's so many people right now And the guy who actually did the actual, um, profile was like Came out of the shadows and was like, you know, fucking payer And I'm like, no, no, no Long story short, um, because I had my shirt shoved in my jacket You're not getting my fucking money And you're not getting my fucking shirts And apparently, he's not gonna get my shirts Oh, this guy's fucking crazy Yeah, like, stop the moment Fuck off And I walked off, I'm safe, obviously I'm not sure, and I got home like, safely with my shirts But yeah, like, it's fucking insane You know the other half of that story, right? Yeah, two assholes got reported on Did you ever report the track out of them? Yes, yeah, yeah Yes Because I mean, admittedly I'm not talking about it Yes, I reported the original Uber lift, sorry I reported the original lift And then stayed on the phone with the new Lyft driver Who was like, I'll stay in the phone with you And say you're a well-lipped area I didn't know it was a scam until you had to like heard your story And it makes sense, but it makes sense I mean, I'll admit I've never had those problems Also, we're gonna metropolist an area But it's a... Stop It...
you're just gonna hear it take them It mustn't work It does Oh no, it totally does Especially if you're picking up drunk people from a concert Some people are seeing people from a single female Or, well, I wouldn't say I wasn't gonna say that but... I mean, the target for reasons, yeah Okay, you say that? I had an incident recently with the Lyft Because of single females I have a regular driver It's a super good dude He's also an incredibly very, very strict Muslim He picked me up during Ramadan I got in the back, the girls that had been in the car in front of me Had left a bunch of empty beer bottles and cans Shelved in the back of the seats of his car He is on fucking fast He cannot even touch those also You don't do that It's his job It's an old-it's a car It's got your fucking car It's one of those things like, I can't even touch those I'm like, I will throw them out when I get out of this car But I need you to report these customers immediately That's just rude So how was Coach Ella? Um, so you know, the work part was good We did what we needed to do Um, I can't really go into that part of it Um, but we don't need to know Why would I?
You needed to do it I'm not over the podcast anyway I'm not over the podcast anyway I'm not over the podcast anyway You don't need to tell us you did your job, things are good I think we did our job I think we'll get better Um, we uh I went to several shows I went to flu and I went to disclosure I went to a bunch of artists that I actually like And there wasn't a single one that I went to Where I was there for a lot of them, 20 minutes thinking Like 20 minutes in a minute I don't want to be here I've heard this This isn't really nice Was it more environment? It was a little bit of an environment maybe But I think it was more By the time the artist, because most of the artists I would have seen were later in the day Okay And by that point I did the sun You were just kind of done And we were working And we started to get to the festival grounds At like 8 in the morning Oof That place didn't open until noon That's a lot And we weren't going to bed until So, that's a lot Yeah, so it was just There were long days I think it was more tired than anything else I could have taken I guess Some extra stuff and felt better But I wasn't too dehydrated That was our work, it wasn't work And uh, but no, I mean So yeah, there were some good artists But um, yeah, Danielle Fucking blew this A little place away In my opinion I would have loved that And it was fantastic But it just, it was such a fucking kick in the balls Because that weekend wasn't supposed to be busy But between Nicholas Cage and Pedro Passiel Was, you know, basically I was going to say everything everywhere And also Northman And also the good guys, the kids movie Just pounded into the ground In not a sexy way Yeah, no, yeah And it's just It was one of those where I got it right in the middle Um, one of my co-workers calling out Cause she was incredibly ill But it's like, oh great I now need to do the work of five people instead of two And I'm seeing one of my favorite ginger artists of all time Also my favorite artist ever After watching him, I stated the whole set Were there early, match out here, like he was He was good Um, he also seems to be a genuinely good person He seems like he's a weird person He's incredibly weird Um, actually just kind of nice He was like watching him play He was loving it He hadn't performed in 30 fucking years No, he's been doing soundtrack work And all sorts of other things Well he didn't come out new hop last year Like I said but he hasn't had a live crowd In a very long time I think he was a good one of my favorites Because he was very good Yes, he was very good Yes, it is Um, but it's all about lockdown That whole thing, like Yeah, but so, uh, he performed it was great He would do, like he opened up with one of his new songs Sorry And then he did Spiderman Then he did an old local bingo song And then he would do like House Wonder Woman The Fat level Batman movie Or Jack Skellington He sang as Jack Skellington on the And he was like, I saw those pictures I think multiple videos that looked really good So what was going to that? Yeah, I mean the Simpsons And he was like, it was You know, I actually did not realize Chameleon years he did The Simpsons Oh yeah, no he's not a fuckless one Oh yeah, yeah He was funny because you know, Justin Well, he's also the one that did like the Eastern European Movie soundtrack for the first time Because of I want to say every scissor hands And that's basically been incorporated Into like every soundtrack ever since then Like if you want someone to seem kind of A little bit simple but very sweet You use that very Eastern European Mostly with a lot of horns and strings Yeah, well I should say woodwinds I'm not sure you can find videos on YouTube of all the entire set Oh, it's there It was really quick We came in from the back from behind the stage When we were going in to watch them And so we had to watch the 50 piece orchestra And the choir Sounds so unbelievable Like cool You walk right by us And I go, shit, that too I know that guy Okay, so weirdly, is he still ginger? Is he completely grey?
He's not ginger, he's still He's still ginger We were standing in the production process We could go pretty much anywhere we wanted But we stayed in the VIP area Just go closer to the stage Also for Linus That too And so Justin and I are standing there I look out of an kind of look around the crowd Yeah, good crowd We were right before we started a set Look at Justin like he should regain the stage He's like to what? Like 35 plus Oh no Cause there were two kids in the entire crowd That I could see And it was a 25 year old guy Maybe 23 year old girl They were getting done at every fucking song That was awesome to watch So I have to ask him But halfway through the set All these kids started coming from other stages Cause other stages They heard One thing new There's just one There's one kid's dinner Everybody's smoking a joint He's talking to his bloody hands And he's like, I don't even fucking do it as me He throws down I'm just gonna ask Did he play deadvans per hour? He absolutely did Of course he did I recorded that one too So he was talking a little bit before he started playing And then he goes, ah, this is one of my favorite songs to play And he goes, blah, we'll be able to play with the pro He goes, but And he had the 50 piece orchestra and he had a regular He had a regular, you know, electric band And this guy comes out from the orchestra He had the orchestra with a bar player And he got the bingo Condupping the orchestra And then he came out and he came out to play guitar Wow No, I love him, it's like that And the thing is that Nasty habits was like a vinyl I had On my fucking record player For years And even the artwork from that was surprisingly fucking genius Yeah The voice guy was basically transforming into the monster Even when he was playing, whoa, whoa, whoa When he played his soundtracks up, it was a lot of clips from him Like he had some clips from it Which is her hand, but he had that one He had a whole CGI scene like flying through Gotham With Batman's symbol and Batman's playing Spider-Man had a lot of webs and spiders And people knew it was Daxxelto, he was literally playing the movie as he was singing I know that I was going to say that Tim Burton gets the credit for that It was really not The music is like the music of what made that movie That was Danny Elfman I do have to tell you though that I totally had I like little girls as my ringtone for like three fucking years One ringtone's were first at the end Because it shocked people so much That we need to buy him Yeah, it was $1.99 well spent, thank you What does off of, I think, only a laugh? Yeah, I think so Yeah Yeah, but not pretty sure Like I said It's a little overall, I mean It's a lot of money Um, because you're the buy ticket Alright, you have to get a wristband That's three of those That means the fucking refrigerators open for too long Yeah, you have to get your ticket Then if you're going to camp, you have to do the camping pass That's my money Um, you can obviously bring food in your car Because you're camping But then the food inside that festival wasn't seeing the expensive We got a glass of glue Two is walking around working on some stuff We'll head back to it Did you steal that your own coke on a fine liquor cabinet?
Yeah, okay And we stopped, he's like, you know what, that sounds good Let's get a lemonade, there's a little lemonade stand in the middle of a field How much? 15 bucks For a glass of lemonade For a glass, we've got $30 on the lemonade Okay, let me ask three of you this Does this maybe seem like con fees now? No No, because I can't pay to get into cons now One, I don't enjoy them like I used to Because I just can't handle people like that Or just open your cherry coat But also just like I said, but also just staying down there A hotel, food, drink, putting up with everything To see something that you like And especially if it's just in a tunnel That's a free box It kind of is I mean at least at some point It's like the whole identity K The food was a little pricey Because it was in the hotel and the hotel was set up to That was a lot of years ago No, no, I was talking about it Oh, I was talking about it I was talking about it Yeah, I was talking about it Yeah, but and I didn't say the hotel But the drinks, depending on which bar you went to the drinks were incredibly Fucking pricey Yeah Maybe I don't know if we can start We don't talk about Starbucks No, no, no, no We're not going to rest anyway On 16th Street Mall And not being able to find anything less than $12 to eat or drink Yeah, it's fairly common at this point across the Internet Yeah, but we would cheat Unless you need the dollars But even then Not to be sure we have a lot of that But I'm pretty sure we talk about it I don't want to talk people out of the want to go chill out Because if that's your scene You'll love it I mean there's music constantly on Seven or eight stages from noon Don't f*** it to a lot of morning But it's a lot of fucking people do It has a lot of planning I mean, there were lots of people that had a great time. I do appreciate that AEG in forces no more than $2 being charged for water.
I think that's fantastic. And they have water stations everywhere. So you could bring in an empty. So you could bring in reusable water bottles and stuff.
Well, not bathrooms. Sorry. I know we're actually relatively well maintained. Oh, no, it's not bad.
It's just we've all been somewhere where you just can't find a fucking bathroom. Yeah, no, we've been a point of bathrooms. It was the desert, right? Right.
In the California desert. That's what you say for kids. It's not Burning Man. It's not Burning Man level desert, it's still the fucking desert.
It's the hot. There's sandstorms that come in. We did have to bury a laptop when we got back. Did you literally bury it?
No, I don't want to get in place. Because there's so much fans. The top got so much of those out. No, the sand froze up.
The sand froze the fans. No, that makes me think it's time to put it in a zen sand carton so somebody could just rake the laptop and make it part of their design. We could have made that out of the environment of the fucking laptop. It was disgusting.
As much as I hate to quote snare wars, we all know how fucking much sand hates it. The thing is that sand is like glitter and like flour. It goes everywhere. Are you still finding sand?
I think I caught that all out. I'm good. It's gone from your crack. I never had a macarach.
You were in the desert. You did. I didn't. Well, I mean, I showered everything, so that probably helped.
But no, you didn't. That poor little town, I think, I'm sure they appreciate it. You know, people come in there. Because other than that, there's nothing going on this place.
I think that all of you guys will agree with me. We all have worked jobs where one time a year, everything is awful. But you make so much money. You spend the next X number of months healing to do that again.
Well, that's like I was talking about the guy that brings us out for 12 grand a weekend. He makes what? $20, $36,000 in three weekends? How much tax do you have to pay them up in the day?
It's Airbnb. But that's still more than enough to pay a mortgage. For sure. For your year?
I mean, if not a little more. Yeah. Did you have something specific you want to talk about? I just had some notes.
Super excited about midnight. I know we're going to talk about that at some point. What do you care about? Don't just go for it.
Actually, can I get tangentially on Coochila? And then we'll do that. Definitely. Time's the fact you're lowest.
Yes, I'm aware. Tint tangentially. Being done like you want to go to Coochila, I'm going to pass a wall in a couple weeks. And I was a job breaker earlier this month.
Yeah, your favorite band. No, it was the throw up clearing before you could say to a picker. I love job breaker. That's not what it says.
No, it's not. No, it's not. That is an excellent movie. Shut your fucking mouth.
It is a good movie. Job breaker is a good movie. It's an underrated movie. I'm not touching that one.
The weird man in a rape scene. It wasn't right. You probably watch it all the way through. Not that time.
Not that time. Is it how much Westworld have been watching lately? Yeah. Yeah.
Continue on your thoughts. But you're going to Coochila. I've been to a job breaker. We're getting back to normal.
It was nice. How does that feel? I've never had a problem. It wasn't going to happen.
I've never had a concert actually since starting back up. I've never had a conference. No, I've been doing it a lot. I've been doing a fair number.
The biggest change for me going to California was not wearing off a mask on my fucking plane. I don't know if I'll ever fly again without masking. I just want to make my work with made masking optional on Friday, which is smiling. And there are exact words where do what you feel like is appropriate, which I think is exactly what the right response is.
I agree. If someone was wearing a mask, I'd play anti- But there's so many people who don't understand that. I understand because there was so much miscommunication. Also, you have to be a show of people?
I do. But outside of... Sorry. Go ahead.
I was going to concerts again. I was thrilled to have concerts again. And I was thrilled to have Coachella. I mean, that was...
It was huge. It was huge. I guess the third or fourth... Who you've heard of the first festival in the world?
To go to the job breakers go, like, I'm never going to see no facts. Like, in August, like... OK, you can laugh at me from the scene. I'm looking forward to seeing the other other rocks.
Nice. OK, there was literally no. No, there is literally nothing like Nine Inch Nails and his sold-out show at Red Rocks. That is the best show I've ever seen.
You know what the second best show I've ever seen is? Nick Cave. In the bad seats? Yes.
At fucking Betcher. No. At Betcher. Because it did play Red Rocks, you want to go?
But like I said, it's one of those there's nothing like fucking Nine Inch Nails at Red Rocks. And Red Rocks was the first place in the US that Beatles ever played. I saw a perfect circle open for Nine Inch Nails. And like, that's a good shot.
You got a good shot. I saw a type of negative opener cradle. That's right. Right.
I saw a type of negative opener cradle. That's your point. I was actually at that show. And that's the type of negative it was the way that it was.
I wasn't saying I was it. No, they weren't. It's just that was what the two of us. I'll be the diverge.
No, I'm not going to fucking fist bump you. I'm just basically shaming Doug. I'm sorry. I'll be the diverge.
When a type of negative opened for cradle of filth, that was fucking awful. One cradle of filth did a horrible job by the way. Horrible job. And then- It's an actor list.
We're OK to stop saying that. Oh, I just like, I'm going to take. OK, sorry. Yeah.
Where were you? I just like working back like concerts as concerts. Goddamn it. I don't know if I'll ever do concerts again.
And honestly, I don't know if I'll ever do cons again. Because of- That's all in the story. No, no, because of pandemic, I got very used to being able to control all of my social interactions. And as much as I loved us going to cons and doing press and doing interviews with some fantastic people, there are definitely things that involved us being in large groups and being pinned in and trying to run from one place to another with far too many people basically cradling us.
But that's normal life. Yeah. So you're just not going outside anymore? No, I think you don't think you don't think you're on stage.
It seems very bubble boyish to me. First of all, that's a bubble boy because I don't know. Maybe Jake's yelling at home. I'll give you that.
Yes, I know it's sure as well. But still. But like I said, it's one of those things. I'm like, I don't know if I can do this anymore.
I got the back end of the anime con. It's small. Yeah. I liked it.
I have fun in the UK. I didn't think it was crazy. People were asked. Oh, no, not in the UK.
That's an under-scoot-con. I went to just anime con. It wasn't Jake. No, we'll see how.
I have very specific memory, specifically of you and I being at Colorado, Concon. She's talking to her. Yeah. And being completely pinned in.
That particular trip. Oh, it was one year. But yes. No, there was one year of dick.
It was one year of dick. That I know. I left earlier because I was. No, it was bad.
It was real bad. And the thing was that the Adarch press passes, they were OK. And the worst part is I had a friend that was working on security. And so he had actually walked me a few places.
But it was still that crowded and that bad. But normally it doesn't bother me. I mean, I can get grumpy around any larger people. But that's a few years I'm thinking of where I remember doing that at my left.
It was like, I just wasn't a bad mood that day. And then I was not the mood to deal with fucking clothes with people or just moron. It's one of those things that's not going to be any different any other time. No, you're going to have to always do it more.
I'm not declining as well. I'll be good with that. And maybe you can back me up on this. I work in a kitchen because I really like cooking food that makes people happy.
I really like not talking to them. That's not true. I have to talk to everybody. And it's a pain in the ass.
I have to talk to them. I agree, Doug. I'm glad I'm constantly back. And even that crowd, most I'd say probably maybe just going back to that.
Not even for some people like that. Many people like that work perfectly pleasantly. If Nick Davis, the last concert I ever see, I'll be OK with that. And I don't think I can ever handle a self-intulgence concert or a tie-hard wood concert ever again.
Well, I'm not going into pits. Neither am I, but even standing at the edges just with the fucking crush of humans. And speaking of that, I'm curious where you're all at this one. This should be interesting.
It's not at all. So I watched most of Uncharted. I'm sorry. I didn't watch any of it.
Since I work in the industry, literally none of my coworkers had anything to say about it. And that's worse than it being bad or good. I'm only halfway through. OK, Chloe is perfect.
And you, Mando and I can OK. I feel like Chloe was the only one they were like, the spot on, spot on, honestly. The rest of the cast, even Tom, is questionable. You watched to the end.
Yeah. Unbearingly. I'm like, unbearingly. Instead of what they talk to when they got off on the beach.
OK. It is more Uncharted than I thought it'd be. I mean, I understand why they did it. I just don't know how they expected it to do as they wanted it.
Yeah, I certainly don't. It was a bad time to put that in the market. Nobody really liked it. Nobody has anything good or bad to say about it.
All of those are awful things for a movie. If no one cares about it and it is bland and or bey, they're not really making that movie. I mean, they're fucking joking. Also, I felt like they were writing the Tom Holland ways a lot.
Like, oh, as long as we got Tom Holland on this, he's going to watch it. OK. But Sam, man, Neil Genn is not trying to force himself in a fucking movie because he bought the rights. Mark Wahlberg, originally.
Yeah. Mark Wahlberg bought the rights that would be because he wanted to start a role and he aged out of it. And that's why Tom Holland got it. That's why Mark Wahlberg still in it and he's supporting Wahlberg.
Yeah, by the way, yes. Because of that. Did you think that Sully is the main character? I don't know.
Honestly, I couldn't. Every time he talks to me, but thank you. Oh, I found a thing. Oh, I found a way in there.
I couldn't stand it, honestly. So you guys know what the number one video game movie of all time is now? It's actually a pretty decent movie. Sonic 2.
Yep. Yes. No, it actually is. I refuse to watch another movie.
No, you don't have to if you don't want to. I'm not going to. I just don't care about Sonic. That's right.
Honestly, the first song is earning really fun. I think I understand that. I'm not saying it's a bad movie. I'm not saying I hate it because it exists.
I'm just saying I'm not going to watch it because I had no interest. I actually completely agree with Liz. In fact, the only reason I did watch it is because I wanted to see what Jim Carrey was bringing to the table. As far as the good thing.
Yeah. That was the only reason I was interested. He did great things. And this is supposedly his last film.
Well, no, he's announced it. So why do you come and you say that? And then this giant pile of money. Well, no, that's what I was just going to say.
He's up and goes, don't truck full of money. First of all, he's not Iron Man. Second of all, I still have sanded. No, it's not Cruz.
Sorry. Second of all, I still have sanded in my badge with how bad he treated kick ass too. He filmed that movie, then completely changed his idea of the world and fucked them on promotion. He has had that idea of the world for a long time.
I'm not sure why he chose to do that. That kind of thing is that his opinion was already just before he agreed to get it. He F's them in the A. Not disagree with the way he treated it sucks.
Saying his world opinion on violence and movies and whatnot was existing before it did. It existed before he chose the new category, which is why I was a prize. It was really just this. It was not really a comic.
It was not really a comic. It was presented to him. That's what his role would be. I just can't stand.
And again, I don't know why he chose to do that. He's never really said. But his ideal that he followed through with after he made that movie was existing before he was involved in that movie. So we're going to buy his graffiti now?
Is what? Graffiti. His painter now. Oh, yeah.
He's always been a painter. He's just assigned to sell his work. No, it's George Bush Jr. So was settler.
That look out well too. Wow. Maybe that's the way to fix the problem. Is that going back in the past, killing Beauty Alert?
Maybe somebody's just going to pass and buy a fucking print. Right. And then he'd be like, oh, I should just do this. Right.
And actually, I don't know what you want us to do with people. I don't stop yet. We're going to try to finish. No, I was going to say, maybe it has more to do with the fact that people shouldn't give up after one rejection.
Also, don't be a dick. What a golden roll. Don't be a dick. That's a great golden roll.
Unfortunately, you need other dicks, and then you have to be a single dick. Can I get one to bring up? The director of the Fantastic Wars dropped? Yes.
I read that yesterday. The director of Fast and Furious Tennis dropped. Yeah, but just something. I was actually really angry the fact that Brie Larson was going to be in that.
Why? She's still doing it. Yeah, she's doing it. They're changing directors.
Great. We got Wonder Woman from Fast and Furious. And now we're going to get Captain Marvel from Fast and Furious. No, Captain Marvel is already in the Fantastic Wars.
No, I mean, I'm saying that. No, I get it. And I actually really like the Last Witch Hunter. What's the?
Yeah. That's actually surprising. Like, it failed. No, it's not.
Just feel the horned out that actually is. And it's one of those things where it's like, if there's somebody involved in the Fantastic. The Witch Hunter. The Last Witch Hunter.
The Last Witch Hunter. Starring Vendiesel. No, no, you're wrong. You're wrong.
I'm really wrong. I'm really wrong. I'm really wrong. I read that too.
You showed up late. You didn't know his lines don't have a shape. And nobody knows. It was just being very difficult to work with.
He's been that way though. Always. And that's why I fucking the rock left. So is that?
I know we talked about that Batman comic book guy. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm dying.
All right. All right. We'll see you in the last Rainier Room. Frank Miller started his own comic company.
And he's going to make Morrison City. Not Chris. I mean, yeah. I'm not mad about it.
I'm actually looking forward. I'm looking forward to see him. Yeah. I'm going to see what comes out of it.
Frank Miller, you either get story or art. You never get both. Oh, and there's something I had today that the original idea for moon night. Echo.
Yep. It was going to be of interest. Yep. I didn't see that.
They actually talked about fact that they had actually talked to Shine Above 10 years ago about maybe being moon night. What? I didn't hear that. That's not so.
That's not so. Yeah. That was before he went down his spiral. I don't mean 10 years ago.
They only talked to him about it. It never got serious. That was also the peak of the like match like Marvel shows. Yeah.
Well, let's talk. We're talking about people going down a fucking spiral. As your Miller. He's well up and arrested three times.
I'm going to think about this. I'm going to think about this. Miller is that if he would just be less pretty, we could ignore him, but he's really ready. I don't care about his pretty.
I feel bad. I'm seriously going like. Honestly, he's just finding him and the kid goes whatever. Here's I've got both of fucking cash.
I would like the. I love her. I love her. I love her.
He needs to know. He needs to know. He really needs to know. He's not okay.
Get down to the control for sure. How do DC is so fucked up? They can't fire him. Who right now?
No. That would be nice. No. They held onto him longer than Affleck.
They're going to make that movie and they're done because the Flash movie seems like it's going to be a little universe attempt. It's going to deal with the multiverse so they can easily just be like this guy's the Flash now. Same thing, but now we've got. Hopefully, Gary Gusson.
I would love to see that. I would like to see the guy. I love Gary Gusson on TV show. I don't think he'd do good on the extreme.
Well, I mean, as long as he goes on the professance look for Ivers every three fucking seconds, I would be okay. But no, I think I think it would take Ezra Miller, Ben Diesel fucking Kanye West. Holly's fucking psychopaths that are actually meaning me. Can you please never say that in my hearing again?
Any list. I'm throwing a moment to say that word because they all need the help. I don't mean like Berryman's cycle that they need the help they need. I'm trying to watch people that are celebrity be treated like nothing can ever go wrong with them.
Yeah, Kanye West is been doing it. I guess we should have done the Kanye article. They definitely be held responsible, but they need fucking help. Yeah.
If they're not yet themselves, then some judges will be involved. Right. At some point does it go cast being spoiled and then just being like distraught and then That's a Coachella, the whole Kanye saga with Coachella is a shitshow. The thing is, did anybody really miss him?
No one mentioned it, but he was supposed to do... Yes, I know that, but I mean, did anybody actually miss him? No, not that hurt. He was supposed to do a Sunday thing, and he didn't get to...
He was gonna do a Sunday thing, and then whatever happened with him and Billie Eilish, she pulled a fan out of the crowd to help her get she was pressed up against a barricade or something. She stopped her show and got him out, got her out of the safer area of order, and she said something about like, that's how we treat people here. Dipshit, Kanye, and his totally mental unstable ass, that was a shot against Travis Scott from AstroWorld. And so he wasn't gonna go to Coachella unless Billie Eilish apologized to Travis Scott.
And she was actually totally done. But nothing the fuck I do with him. On top of that, Travis Scott, against you know, he said, oh, boy, he's coming to fucking Coachella with his inform, like, you gotta clear that, because I know how he feels about Travis Scott. Now, yeah.
Along with anybody else, because even if they wanted to out- He's trying to do it again now. So even if they wanted to have one there? No one would go. No one would go.
Sure, yeah. There's no way they could get coverage. No way they could get coverage for that. They got Robert down in the...
Do you want to get a job? Words. Yeah, eventually. But how many years did that take?
Like, 10? At least. At least. And you know what?
I've been one of these guys through state of recording forever. However, our time led in his head. No, I wasn't upset that Kanye was there. I was kind of annoyed that the weekend was there instead.
Really? I've seen him live before. He played at the Oof F. Probably...
He's coming again a couple months. He's just bad. You don't think he's a good performer? Yeah, I guess so long as you're fine.
I think when he goes perform, why? He's not good. So he's not good life, okay. No.
And then, you know, he's playing with three shots. I was off again. I love you. I love you.
I just heard them by himself. Yeah, for sure. I can see that. I'm apparently working and thinking that.
Okay. Well, I guess that's what I'm thinking. I have some quick notes about what we might be talking about next week. What's that?
Next month, the album. Like, Doctor Strange comes out. Don't you go to Penland? This Thursday.
The day after Doctor Strange is the end of Moon Knight. A week after that will be one Kenobi and Ms. Marvel's start. Did you see they switched Marvel's?
We're still not at Ms. Marvel. We understand why they did it, but we're still mad. Did you see they swapped the movie dates?
Yeah. And Marvel's. It's probably one's released date back a couple of days, but now we're getting the first two episodes out of it. They pushed it to go with the Disney Con or the other things.
Yeah. And very shortly we'll get the third season of the boys. Yeah. Which looks like it's going to be pretty neat.
I don't do that. I'm sorry. I do. Yeah.
We're sorry. Especially with something like the boys, it's better to be locked into a universe for me. But like, I said, Grant Morrison's coming out with his first novel that's not him basically talking about his life. I guess we'll see.
What is doing? He locked into a universe like Inca? I want to make like 20 seconds. I had to be connected to the reference of now.
I'm going to take like 25 jokes about that. But I don't think I'm allowed to. Doug, you look back at your back. I'm going to take 10 fingers.
Only five finger cups to really box about a year. Well, I was going to have a cheese thing with moving on. Cheese thing. No, no, no.
Cheese thing. What's a cheese thing? Yes, please. Plus, just I was going to piss her off.
So we fun. I'm sorry. What? He did before we started recording.
He said you were going to like the ending. I can't remember. Don't lose faith now. Don't break.
Don't break. No, no, no. Someone break Instagram. Yeah.