31: Vatican City Drift

This episode is a landslide of gold standard podcast content! (if you like jokes about whacking off and getting hit in the genitals) Wes and Dan catch us up on what's been doing in quarantine, Stu and Kris have two completely different opinions on Red Rock Deli Popcorn in Snackwatch and Jess keeps harassing her partner in a bid to get a Korean toilet. And just a reminder that we love you all (except you Tyler, you fucking shitbird). FAST & FURIOUS FILM FESTIVAL: https://bit.ly/papfastandfurious WORLD CUP OF WEIRD SHIT: https://bit.ly/papweirdshit OUR FACEBOOK: https://bit.ly/papfacebook OUR INSTAGRAM: https://bit.ly/papinstagram | 00:30 INTRO | 01:01 Coronafest 2020 Update | 01:53 Mat's lack of facial hair | 03:03 OPENING REMARKS | 03:15 The Fast & Furious Film Franchise Festival | 04:09 INTERNET ROUND-UP | 04:20 Shania Twain IS impressed with Brad Pitt | 05:40 Bill Shorten has a schnitzel roll | 08:01 ScoMo thinks jigsaw puzzles are essential | 10:15 Rally car driver hurts her vagina | 14:44 Gerard Healy drops the C-bomb | 16:28 THE F-FILES | 16:44 Paul Flart slams "the best fart in the world" | 23:55 Can you catch coronavirus from farts? | 27:15 Coronavirus conspiracy theories | 28:15 Did Guy Sebastian bring coronavirus to Australia? | 31:02 Weird internet video commentary | 33:10 World Cup Of Weird Shit | 37:06 PAY THE BILLS - Lionel's back! | 38:18 SPORTS REPORT | 39:12 Wes & Dan's isolation antics | 40:29 Creepy/ingenious security camera footage | 42:27 Wes plays "darts" with his kids | 43:30 German Brokeback Mountain | 44:50 Mat's Fast & Furious marathon experience | 49:29 Wes's Dinosaur King theme song cover | 51:43 After Life Season 2 review | 53:15 Wes plays live rimshots on the drums | 55:37 PAY THE BILLS - Lionel's Hand Job Drive Thru | 56:27 SNACK WATCH | 56:55 Kris's toilet troubles aka Turd Talk | 59:55 Red Rock Deli Popcorn - Parmesan & Black Pepper review | 01:02:28 Mat's TV Snacks fail | 01:05:54 Do butter chips exist? | 01:07:33 More Turd Talk | 01:08:55 PAY THE BILLS - Lionel's Stuff Incorporated | 01:10:18 MILLER TIME | 01:11:34 Horrible housemates | 01:19:21 Jess wants a bidet | 01:23:23 Amazing bluetooth toothbrush | 01:25:17 Jess can't reach the snack cupboard | 01:28:23 Coronavirus lockdown relationships | 01:32:08 OUTRO