Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy. Happy, happy, happy.
Happy, happy sounds drunk. I couldn't do, don't I? You're a little punch drunk. I'm not.
I'm a little tired at the end of a long week drunk. I think it's the same effect though. It is very similar. Well, I mean, hopefully we can just come with inside you and draw out some of the passion that our listeners have come to love about you.
Can we do that? Can we go inside of Kathy right now and just... Hey, you want to come inside me? Well, I mean, yeah.
No. No, no, no, no. On your ass. I definitely want to come on your ass.
Ah. But I mean, I wipe it off. You know, that's just how I am. I'm a clean guy.
Well, that's a little bit of respect right there, I guess. Yeah, I'm not. I have never been a make a wet spot and then someone has to sleep in it kind of thing. Oh, no.
You got to own your secretions, man. No, I mean, that's what you just... If you're going to come inside someone, there needs to be like baby wipes, paper towels, something there, or at least a washcloth. And then you got it, you know, you just sit in your drain for a few minutes and then go to bed.
I like that. Yeah, I have never been like a hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Well, handle it, bitch. It's just never...
That's not my way. I'm a bee-prepared. I'm a boy scout in that way. There's always baby wipes and towels and stuff like that because I just don't like fluids that much.
That's true. You are a bee-prepared kind of guy. The amount of backup doodles you have, blankies, condoms. I mean, you really do prepare for sex.
Wouldn't it be neat if I actually got to use some of those things in the near future? Now, that would be even better. Well, then, God damn it. Let's talk about some of those potential things when we start the show.
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You brought some enthusiasm. Hello and welcome to the poverty podcast, the show where we explore the adventures of the Kinky lifestyle, sex, and the human mind. We're recording live tonight in front of Kathy and Boogie. I am Kinky and Kathy.
Kathy, I am sorry that you've had a rough week. I don't know how much you're going to get into your rough week because obviously there is a burning question. I mean, last week was almost at a war level of you not getting the D. So I almost don't even want to ask if there was D.
So maybe I'll just talk about some of my useless crap and then we'll just get up to it. I'm going to put you out your misery. There was D. Oh, thank fucking imaginary gods.
That's exactly how I felt when he bent me over to do the usual spanky spanky whatever. And all of a sudden he goes to grab a condom and I'm all, I was like, oh, he's a dirty guy. Oh, he's a dirty guy. Oh, no, no, no.
He bent me over to the second time. That's all I can do. Thank you. That's probably just stop.
But I'm just excited. That's good. So yeah, at that point the bar is so low. You're so desperate to get it in.
It was probably amazing. It wasn't it. It was amazing. It didn't last that long.
We had every intention of doing it again. But man, my weekend got just going really fast and I just had too much to do. And then the whole week I had too much to do. And then I'm looking forward to this weekend only to find out.
I'm not going to see him really until Sunday. And I'm like, okay, just keep it together. You got the deal last week. It buys a little time.
It does. It bought because it was getting bad. I mean, listeners were writing in and they're like, dude, you know, they heard the bro finger thing and they're just like, you know, do we all need to come down there and help Kathy out with a bro finger? I mean, like our listeners are very dedicated to making sure that you get the D or at least something up in you.
This is why I love our listeners and I very much appreciate it. It's all good and we're getting back normal and I'm very, very happy. So what's going on with you, boogie? Well, first big news in the boogie hygiene front.
This week, Kathy, since we last spoke, I, Count's Boogie have had three showers at the gym. Oh, no wonder you're in such a good mood. Kathy, it was, you know, I mean March 2020 other than Texas, other than the few months that I went to Texas last year. I've had, I counted because I can count.
I had eight actual showers in a year and two months. The rest was literally with a wash basin and storage. So of course, the gym opened about a month and half ago, I've been working out seven days a week. That's been great.
And then they finally, and they all knew it was like a celebration. You know how everyone TDI is me because of the crux and I had a challenge to make everyone at the gym love me? Well, now they all love me because I come in at four in the morning. I'm gregarious.
I make jokes. I talk about unicorn sparkles. I throw magic on them when I come in. And so they all, you can tell the people at the gym know me because the day the showers opened, I went to Pia and I came back out because I saw that things were all off the shower.
And I was like, and one of the curtains was up and I'm like, and I walk out and the guy looks at me and from like literally 30 feet away, he's all, you can clean your balls. Oh, buggy. What kind of reputation do you have over there? They know me.
That's why they know me. It's like that cheers song. Don't you want to go where everyone knows your name? It was amazing.
I go and I take my first shower at the gym in like a year and a half. And so, you know, and I come out and I was looking sad and they're looking at me puzzles. Like three of them up there and they'll know me and they're like, well, how do you feel? You feel fresh and I'm just like, it was kind of kind of bittersweet.
And they're like, what? We clean those last night. No, no, no. First off, thank you guys so much for being here and for being a part of opening.
And it is great to finally be able to get clean, but halfway through my shower, I look down and I'm like, I'm still fat. Oh my God. I thought it was all dirt, Kathy. Oh my God.
And I'm washing and scrubbing and it's like it's not going nowhere. And I'm like, fuck, I got to get back on the fucking treadmill and they started laughing. And I go, I thought bitches were going to start liking me again and they're like, ahhh, fucking mess. Buggy, if fat could wash off in the shower, I would be a very happy person.
We would be in the shower a lot. But no, it was pretty cool. And then, and then, because I mean, it's good that this happened, Kathy, because it has been getting really it's been getting weird. Like, I am, I have some detached programming.
Like, I am like not a part of society anymore. Like, really, really weird. Here's an example where I really knew it was weird. So, you know, started getting the showers, you know, I'm sleeping at the gym.
Some crazy guys out there. There's a fight fucking, you know, ten cop cars pull up. Literally, all of this is like literally, I'm ready to go to bed. It's like ten o'clock and I get up at three or four.
And there's screaming and the cops are rushing in to stop all this and I'm looking. And it's time for me to go to bed and like literally Kathy, I could literally throw a cup and hit all of the cops. Not that I would, I'm just saying that just give you an idea of distance. So, they're going through all their thing.
There's all this chaos of people that are gathered around watching in the parking lot. I'm 30 feet away and I literally just go, I have to go to bed. And I literally lay down, turn on my porn, jerk off and fucking go to sleep. Where the cops can see you?
No, I have curtains around my van, a car. Oh, okay. But it was just the fact that like literally all that I can hear screaming and people going on, I'm just like, don't care. Just watching some lesbian strap on, anal.
I'm just going to finish myself and go night night. And I realize I'm just not in touch with the world around me right now and just don't care. So hopefully this is a good thing. Got to get you keek right.
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What? What? What? You did get dick.
Why? Anybody that listened to last week's show, 3-10, and then, it listens to 3-0, because I edit and I hear last week you were so pissed about not getting dick when it was time to start fed life. You literally go, three things, whatever, I don't care, whatever. I don't say this anymore.
I'm trying to make up for last week's show. It's here, one extra diligent just because I got dick doesn't mean it. Anyway, she performed. Now you're all like, boy, peace of mind.
Everything's great. We wouldn't do that to you. We don't want to make up. Dick can take you an amazing restorative medicine.
Okay. All I'm going to say, a little bit goes a long way. If that's not something to put in the science envelope, I mean, because I was just listening to it because I do all the editing and just the anger and disdain that you grumbled it out with. Okay, I'm sorry.
Proceed. I will continue because I'm being that diligent. I will, for the listeners, continue to seek out dick just to give them a good show. How's that?
You're a giver. All right. This week I have a post by Yes or Q. I kept saying that in my head over.
Yes or Q. Is it, sir Q, like QUE or just the letter Q, like the omnipotent Star Trek thing? Yes, like that guy Q. Nice.
Yes, or Q wrote a post called Five Types of Spanx, which he pretty much just describes five types of Spanx. I thought it'd be fun if you and I go through them and we could see how much we like or dislike doing or receiving each one. And the first one is Sexy Spankings. He describes that as probably best known by most people as Funishments.
These are designed to be fun, playful and get your juices flowing. Do you like those kinds of boogie? I like, you know, remember I'm not into fluids, you know, but yeah, I just, you know, I just picture like fountain is squirting, you know, going out there. Yes, I like it.
Yes, I like that type of spanking as long as I'm not getting drenched. What? But I like squirting as long as I can put down a towel. You guys do that.
Isn't that part of being, of having middles? Is the cool little fun spankings you do? Oh, absolutely. Oh, we're going one at a time.
I thought you were going to read all of them and then we're going to go out. Oh, no, no, no, absolutely. These, you know, otherwise known as Sensual Spankings, there's a million ways for the fun spanking and this is something that the idea is pleasure and arousal. So yes, this is literally my go-to spanking, especially when you're just starting with someone or they're new to the whole kink thing because the whole idea is really to feel good.
It's not about bringing in a lot of pain. I'm sure we're going to talk a lot about that in some of the other styles. And this is where, like, we did the spanking video that's now over a million views, I thought I should mention. And that's where you put someone over your lap in such a comfortable way, like with pillows and things like that, so they can really relax and you could just really get into the ass.
And there's like the stretching open, so you kind of pull the pussy and ass a little bit open and just rubbing and so it's spanking spank and you use cupping hands and flat hands and all sorts of little percussion, type hands. And it is just, it's a great way to just be introduced to an ass. Yeah. I love these types of spankings.
I'm more of the playful fun. It's the kind of stuff that, yeah, they're sexy because you spank me in any way shape or form and get turned on at least a little bit. But creative explore likes to do this throughout the weekend. Just go, okay, come on, it's time to get your hello spanking or bedtime spanking or something.
And it's a lot of fun. These are one of my favorite ways. You're right. It's a fun, easy way to get into something when you're playing with somebody.
That's a good one. Cool. Let's go on to the next one. Punishment spanking, this type of spanking isn't supposed to be enjoyed by the spanky.
He says it's punishment for a breach of some kind of agreement on behavior. Yeah, I just got to be honest. And we've talked about this on the show probably multiple times. I don't give out punishment spankings.
I am not a punisher. It may have stuff to do that I was, you know, I was beaten a lot as a kid. And there was nothing that I'm really attracted to about that. And I just don't connect with an adult giving another adult a physical punishment.
So I can't really, I mean, I understand it conceptually for people that don't have the kind of hang ups that I do. But I just personally, I don't connect with that as my responsibility to physically punish someone. Right. On the other hand, I am a huge proponent of punishment spanking.
Yes, you are. I like receiving and giving in my opinion a power exchange that's worth anything to me has to have consequences. And I don't see for me, if I'm with a partner who doesn't like giving or receiving punishment spankings, our compatibility will be limited. It's that much of an aspect of it for me.
Sure, absolutely. Yeah. And so that's, I mean, and that's where I say I called the first one like central spankings or romantic spankings or whatever. Because to me, I like punishments where it's like someone's being bratty and there's like a spanking for that or there's some sort of like, like a play negative behavior to where it's, and that's where I call those punishments because it's like, oh, you're going to get corner time and then I'm going to come over and fucking spank you and finger you in the corner.
But the actual, the disciplinary spankings and that's interesting that that is literally a mandatory for your dynamic. It almost is. If I don't need to give or receive punishment spankings, but if they're off the table, it leaves a huge hole in my power exchange on either side of the slash. And so, in fact, I'm taking full advantage of that right now because I simply cannot or have not been able to up at this point in my life, stay on my diet and I am used borrowing creative explorers will.
Right. Because he has a very strong will. He can power through a lot of stuff. I don't.
And so I've asked him to do that. And as I spoke about in the last couple of shows or a couple of shows ago, he's, we've incorporated that into our power exchange and I have been on this diet going on five weeks now because I have agreed to this. And I do not. Boogie.
Want that punishment. It is so harsh that I'm sitting there going, I want to donut so bad right now, but I want even more not to have that punishment spanking at the end of the week. So I'm not going to go get it. It's that it's that horrible for me.
So. Let me ask question. I can't go ahead and I know this is anecdotal. Did you, did you get all our spankings as a kid?
Never. Okay. When we got spanked, it wasn't really spanked. It was, you know, grab your sandal and smack them.
If the butt was handy, you spanked it, but you didn't hold back from spanking any other part. So it was just chonkla-wapping. It was that it was dish towels. It was, you know, anything that was handy.
I mean, we didn't get really beat. Unfortunately, my sister had a little harder time than me for some reason. My mother was a lot harder with her and it was that's a that's a tough thing when I have a different experience of my mother than my sister did for that reason. But it was never harsh beating to the point of getting bruises.
But yeah, that's I never we there was never you didn't get put over anybody's knee. You didn't nothing like that. I don't know why I like spanking so much. I have noticed and once again, that's why I say anecdotally because my survey of five different people doesn't qualify as scientific evidence.
But I've noticed in some of the people I've talked to that people that have had a lot of discipline spanking when they were children don't connect to it as much in their dynamics whereas people that are more into the punishments. I've noticed people didn't have a lot of spanking. That's why I asked. Right.
Well, I'm not surprised if you have a very negative background or history with something you're not going to want to bring it into your dynamic. That's generally speaking. I mean, I actually know people who were, you know, slapped and spanked and find themselves conflicted right now because they like it sexually too and they're like, but I like something that I so hated in my childhood. That's just the way the mind works.
You can't. No, no, no absolutes in this world. Right. All right.
Let's go on to the next one, which is therapy spankings. He says, many people find spankings to be grounding or cathartic. They give some kind of release of buildup tension and have psychological benefit. These are also known as maintenance spankings or cathartic.
Yes. He mentions cathartic. Right. Yeah.
Absolutely this. Now then I say I'm not into punishment spankings, but I've been a part of a lot of cathartic spankings that's not and not all have been planned. You know, sometimes you can be having a fun spanking and all of a sudden you hit on something that goes cathartic and your bottom starts crying uncontrollably. And then you go to take them down or check in and see where it's going.
And they're like, I want to keep going and you keep going. And that's I call that organic and in the moment and kind of following what's going on. But cathartic spankings and I know so many partners of mine, some people, they're like, I'm just so built up, but I can't let go because they're fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting. It's a hold their sanity or their anxiety or their stress and they have all of these fronts and barriers that they put up to protect themselves.
There's so many reasons for holding it in and they just need somebody to push them to the point to where they let go. Right. And I have been a part of some amazing experiences like that with multiple partners. And once again, it is something that works better when you trust somebody and when you have something established.
Like if somebody came up to me and I didn't know them and they're like, yeah, I'm having a really rough day. Can you beat me until I have a cathartic, you know, uncontrollable experience? Yeah, I'm probably just going to go ahead and push out and say, no, no, that can be dangerous. Not saying it can happen to people.
I haven't had that. I've had people cry in their first place scene for different reasons. But in general, that's something that they have their walls up to everyone else. But you're the one they're supposed to trust to be able to let down that wall and take them over it.
Right. I have also, like you've been part of some really great cathartic spanking and impact play scenes on the giving end, not on the receiving end. I don't know that I would really want to. I can be, I can have boundaries up as much as the next person can, but I can become easily overwhelmed into releasing those.
So I don't have a problem with that. I mean, fucking, I wear my heart on my sleeve and I cried to drop at the fact I cried an hour ago. That's how you don't have to reach far back into my past to find out when the last time I cried was. You were just happy you got dick.
That's so happy. Let me know. I thought it was going to be as spanking you grabbed a cuddle. It was beautiful.
You really love me. So even though I can really be hard as sometimes I put up those walls, it doesn't take a lot to bring them down. So I've never felt the need to have those, but I am a service top as well. So that is right up my alley.
I'm always willing to help a friend through something like that. But like you said, I feel the same way. This is absolutely not something I would engage in with someone I don't know very well. So that's a good one.
All right. The next one is role play spankings because we've all got some kind of memory of spankings we can easily associate them with different scenes. It's not even necessary to really be enacting specific roles because our association can be so strong. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I mean, this is one of the things that I think most of the non-kinky culture understands a little bit because of, you know, at least they've heard about the, you know, student teacher role play or the doctor patient or, you know, warden, you know, prisoner or, you know, German Nazi rate play, you know, okay, maybe not that one. Oh, yeah, there's that one. I was expecting you to jump in on that, but, you know, I'm watching your dangle on your own.
Thanks. Appreciate that. These are the jokes, kids. What's a good co-host for anyway?
Your straight man just ran a curve. There are so many. I don't know. Maybe I don't remember ever being that hung up about playing other people for my partners.
But I do a lot of it now. Like just how many times I've been Kylo ran or or Professor Snape or or any other number of people or anime characters. It really is just a fun way. If you can suspend the whole why aren't you fantasizing about me thing and just say it's fantasy.
It's okay. Like I've been, I've been the 10 dude gang bang all myself and just talked about, you know, all the other dudes standing around waiting for a turn, you know, to beat and spank and fuck. But so many of these are so much fun because you really just get to, you know, just spank and play. It's just, it is very freeing for me to just go ahead and be with somebody and know that we're able to just kind of play like that.
Well, you are a performer at heart. So it's not surprising to me that this kind of spanking really speaks to you. And also not surprising to me that is my least favorite kind of spanking because while I don't mind being in front of an audience or playing a role, if you give me a script, I suck at improvising and I suffer from great, great performance anxiety when I have to realize. Oh, yeah, I'm just horrible at it.
I just want to interject something and just a thought because I can see both of our both types of listeners that are like, yeah, I relate to Boogie. And yeah, I relate to Kathy and I just want to out myself. I'm actually the worst Professor Snape. Like, I don't even do the accent or, you know, I don't do any of that shit.
And when I use the person I used to play that with, they're like, yeah, yeah, I don't, don't try. Just, I'll do it in my head. You just be there. I would just talk about the, you know, like it was, you know, we're teaching the dark arts.
I'm teaching whatever the defense of the dark arts class and Hufflepuff is fucking off and then I bring her up and spank her in front of the class and then, you know, make her show her pussy and stuff like that. But you don't have to be great. That's part of the fun of role play is you can just be awful at it and then it makes it kind of fun. You know, like, no, I actually know what you're talking about.
I think, but I'm not talking about skill level because I don't care if you're actually have the accent or Professor Snape. It's hilarious to watch because you can riff so easily and come up with stuff like that where I'm like, I can't really embody this character. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. I'm completely lost.
I think that's wonderful and one more suggestion because, you know, I'm always going to be an advocate for Kathy expanding herself, whether she does or not. But I do that because I'm talking to the other listeners. I know you're not going to change. But what you can do, but what you can do and what I've done is if you do something in advance like, Oh, I want to be this character from this movie, you know, I want you to be Uma Thurman and I'll be John Travolta from Pulp Fiction or something.
Go watch the movie and take some notes. If it's whatever character it is, go to like a fan page and then like, you know, 10 facts about that person. There's stuff all over the internet that can help you kind of get some of the mannerisms of what makes that character interesting to people. Right.
That's some good tools to use for anybody who's listening. Unfortunately for me, you just took all the fun out of Kanken. You just bored me to tears. I do not want to do homework in order to spend some time.
You just get your ass over here, bend over, pull down your panties so I can start spanking. Well, you're a little more straightforward than I am, Kathy. I accept that. I accept that.
Let's go on to the last one, which is hardcore spanking in which he describes as, strictly speaking, most people consider this impact play rather than spanking, but it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins, and often it is all happening in the same scene. It's the harder end of the spanking spectrum where sadism and masochism become part of the mix. I think you and I are both going to hear here on this one. My favorite right there.
That is my favorite. Go, Kathy. Just go. It's just I am such a sadist and I don't like limits.
So if I have somebody under my control, who I'm getting a little hot right now, under my control who has little limits in the paint tolerance category. I'm a very, very happy camper. I love watching people squirm. I love hurting people and watching them suffer.
So this is right at my alley. Kathy, I've always known you are a gentle flower of a Girl Scout type person. I just all of a sudden heard via the internet's dozens of people just cringe going, good. Kathy's fucking vicious and probably about 20 of them are like, that would be awesome.
Dear Kathy, not Boogie. Dear Kathy. I have minimal limits. I'm kind of flexible.
I like the reaction of the hard spanking, which sometimes you don't get if your partners are nonverbal. You're just going to get the intensity and then they're going to like disappear into subspace and you just get the play by play afterwards. But I really, I enjoy impact spanking at any level because not everyone needs my full force in order to get that reaction. Some people don't have a high pain threshold and they react with that yummy juicy reaction even with a small smack.
And I enjoy that just as much. There is something about being very aggressive with somebody and building the cane welts and the belt straps and seeing the ass respond to it and get red and hearing the cries. But once again, it just, I'm into that reaction. So if it's a little bit, then it saves my shoulder and if it's a lot, then I got to switch hands a lot.
No, I agree with you. This is part of one of my big problems with stating outright I'm a sadist and I like people who want to be hurt or punished is that almost across the board, you will get people saying, well, I don't want to play with you. I can't take a lot. Well, you're not understanding what sadism means.
Unfortunately, words like sadism, hard impact play are associated with wild flailings and screams and red butts and everybody getting just crazy in a scene. That's absolutely not the case. Sadism just means that you enjoy causing someone pain and that pain can come in many different ways. And with many different intensities, I knew somebody I played with whose skin was so sensitive.
She was a very pale girl who, if you just flicked her with your finger and she would, it would be very painful to her. So it didn't take a lot and I didn't need a lot. I don't need to reach my arm back as far as it would go in order to get a good flap in there. I hardly had to do anything to get the reactions that I wanted.
I enjoyed myself doing that scene as much as I would with anybody that I'm playing with it likes to be hurt. Sure. Now that being said, it is fun to haul off and whack someone in here is something I like that we went over. We haven't gone over like the differences in spankings in a while.
It's a great post. Yes or Q. This has been a long time since I read a post that was so concise and filled with information and it didn't take pages to get across where he was saying he's a very good writer. I thought it was very good.
Here's my last tip for those that want to swing hard but their bottom can't take hard. Hit him with a fucking pillow. Hit him with something, get a pool noodle and cut it in half. You can whack them as hard as you want and it'll make a thumb and if they have a low pain tolerance then that'll still get an effect out of them.
They'll still jump in whatever. It's just change the implements which as we're ending this I almost forgot to tell you now that we're going to probably start playing more with people again like I'm going out to see Mew next month and her friend I'm going to be playing with. We may actually have a paddle sponsor that listens to the show that I've been talking back and forth and it makes really bad ass looking paddles. You and I may be receiving a couple of those to then review and partake of the joys of those paddles.
I'll keep you posted on that but that looks like a lot of fun. If you're out there hopefully this conversation gave you some ideas and you can get in there and just try stuff with your partner and talk your way through it and change up what you need to change. But just fucking get your hands on a goddamn ass or get some hands on your ass. Is that my James Bond song?
Yeah, that's your James Bond song. I don't know that was ever in a James Bond. It was a great song but then it was an even better version on an early South Park. How you doing Enigma?
I'm doing pretty good. I'm getting ready to road trip across the country a little bit tomorrow. Road trip and going to Tejas. Going to Tejas, seeing my parents and they're bringing the puppies.
I'll get to have some puppy love this weekend. A little puppy love but you're talking about an actual puppy. We have to make that that's fair. Yeah, we have to make that discernment between the puppy and real.
I'm like, oh puppy love. That's an actual dog. How weird. Yes, this is an actual canine pit bull.
So how lovely. So no peanut butter action. Just no, no, just good boy. Good.
That's good. Thanks. It's creepy. It's creepy and weird.
So other than that, any flirting going on? Definitely some flirting. There's actually next weekend. I might not this weekend obviously but next weekend I might have some potatoes because we're having a vaccinated only Suare at a house party here in LA.
I'm going with somebody who I actually had a really nice day with last week and we talked about playing. So stuff might happen. I don't want to get too hoped up but I'm staying optimistic. Yeah, I mean, there's potatoes.
You know, that's really, you know, if there's potatoes, someone's eventually going to have to carve one into a butt plug and use it. Just put a flared base on it. You don't want to be like that Catholic cardinal or whatever that got the potato shoved up his ass. Said he was cleaning.
He was cleaning his blinds naked and just trips and a fully lubed potato got wedged in his ass. You don't have just a potato lying around fully lubed ready to go? No, apparently them Catholics, you know, them Catholic priests. They got lots of them.
Just learn just all of them. Just all over the place. Just, you know, every father potatoes just everywhere ready to just, I don't know make holy fries or something. Nothing like Lent or something like that.
I can't tell that I told that story on this show like 11 fucking times. It never gets old. It never gets old. It's like literally 12 years ago.
But his shame still lives deep in my heart. Like the potato. Like, no, that's deep in his ass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
I do remember when I was working the summer camp circuit. We heard about a Catholic summer camp where their septic tank had to get cleaned out. And it got clogged up because there were too many condoms in the septic tank. I mean, good for them for using condoms.
But apparently they were using so many that it clogged their septic system. Well, you know, let's just put that out in the open so we can, it's just one of those things where you're like, these are things that you would just normally tell people that are having normal sex that aren't hiding shit. You're just like, you know, hey, don't throw those in the toilet or clog the tank. Oh, okay.
No to sell. But because everyone's got to hide it, we're going to find it eventually along with your 800,000 tampons that you're also not supposed to flood like a tampon condom fatberg. Like, how'd you like to be the one to go clean? Never mind.
Never mind. Never mind. We have other stuff to talk about. Why don't we talk about the whores that the younger generation must must must the one?
Alright, our first article comes from the conversation.com and it is entitled The Lockdown, Change the Sex Lives of Young Adults, New Research. So lockdown for a lot of people has affected our health, our work, and how we interact with people in general. A lot of people, a lot of countries around the world, the restrictions on how people could interact. And this has in some ways affected young adults as they explore being an adult.
And in this study's case, their sexuality. Now, this study is based out of the UK and they talk to 565 people from about 18 to 32 years old. And all this was done through an online survey. They didn't have anybody come in and break quarantine.
They were asked about their sexual activities in and out of lockdown, including both sex and masturbation, along with watching pornography, along with just their overall general health. For the people who continued being sexual with the lockdown, only about 20% in their specific categories of sex saw an increase. So about 20% of people watched more porn, 20% watched had more sex, etc. There was an increase in sexual activities, specifically for males who were not in heterosexual relationships, while while reported overall lower interest in sex during lockdown.
While women reported overall lower interest in sex during lockdown, women who are a fan of casual sex actually saw a better overall well-being during lockdown. So they, I think with a lot of people, they kind of had a lot of like introspection over the last year when they didn't have access to that thing that they used to have pretty readily available. So as in the UK and the world starts relaxing their lockdowns, we need to keep in mind how people will respond to the sudden freedom, specifically young people. They talk about in the article how there is a bit of a worry, I guess, that we're going to see another roaring 20's of people just kind of letting loose and not really worrying about consequences.
Well, I, I mean the jury is still out on that. I mean it's surely a possibility, but also as we see less interest and we see in other cultures, we're already, you know, with texting and social media. There was already a start of moving away from more intimacy and more connecting with other people. So it might go in the opposite direction to where people just kind of, hey, you know what, I've been enjoying this introspective.
I haven't had to deal with all this drama in having these other partners that I had to kind of swim through before. So you may see the opposite effect where it may actually start a trend because I mean we have to understand that the early 20's, that's ho years. That's the time where you're supposed to be a ho and have lots of different sexual experiences, hopefully, and kind of figure yourself out. And then once you kind of do, then you, you know, make your decisions on partners and life and stuff after that, traditionally.
So it is going to, I am excited. I don't know if I'm excited. I am excited anytime when guys start to move closer towards more gay experiences and away from the head experiences because that helps Enigma and I get more women. So I don't have a problem with that.
I think, I think, you know, guys should fuck more guys. I definitely think that shouldn't stop. It definitely, even the playing field out a little bit. Well, yeah, I need, I need a tilt.
I did at this stage. I mean, I looked in the mirror at the gym. I joked with Kathy before about it and I'm like, I actually need the edge. I just need that leg up on this situation.
But I think it'll be interesting to see. I don't know if it's going to be the big breakout. I just, just haven't really seen it. I mean, after the first three months, everyone was going crazy.
And like, Oh my God, I got to fuck. I got to fuck. I'm not intimate. I'm not intimate.
And now it's just become, you don't hear as much of that. It's like the body knows how, I mean, because that's what it's like for animals. There's a mating season and a non mating season. And a lot of people in our culture just haven't had that.
It's always been kind of an availability of sexuality. And then of course, if you partner and you have regular sex with your partner. So we actually got to experience sexual famine. And a lot of people physiologically, the body takes away those priorities so we could focus on other aspects of your health.
So it'll be interesting. It will be interesting. I mean, my main concern, I kind of agree with the article a little bit because I know like when kind of newbie kinksers get into the scene, we call it frenzy where they just like they fuck everything. They kind of go a little overboard.
And so that's something that I know and I almost feel like that might happen more with the experience folks who are used to having, like you were saying that readily available action. And so like, when stuff starts opening back up and there starts to be play and all that sort of thing, like are people going to flip out? Or are we going to be able to stay a little bit more reserved? All I know is I can speak on myself.
I have to push my mojo. I can feel it. Like intellectually, I know that I want to get back to my sexuality. But I barely feel any of it.
So when I go visit Mew and hopefully play with her and maybe even her friend, it's going to be I know I'll kick back into it. Right. Right. But like literally if you said, oh, that trip isn't going to happen for another month, I'm just like, whatever.
So I kind of just don't feel, you know, I just might have adapted. Yeah, you've found a place of contentment in the in this, this land of famine we're in right now. I wouldn't say contentment is the word that I would definitely just say I've just shut it off, you know, so. But yeah, it'll be interesting to see.
My gut feeling is, is I don't think it's going to be any more of a frenzy than it's ever been. And if anything, it'll be a little less. That's going to be my bet. That's fair.
All right. So we're going to move on over to our second article. If anybody's interested in reading these articles themselves, they are going to be on our FETLITE group. So just search for that perverted podcast and it'll be the first sticky at the top of the page.
So this next article comes from the Rolling Stone dot com and the article is entitled Why Are Women on TikTok asking to get paid on? Because it's awesome. And I'll do it. I'll do it too.
It's on my list. I want to do it. You've never peed on someone? I have not.
It's on my, it's on my like, to do list like both ways just to like see how it goes. I mean, never even like in the shower joking, like you're showering with someone. I mean, a lot of people have done that. I have not.
Like they're in the shower and you're like, you're goofing off and then, you know, she's washing her face and then you just start peeing on her back and she's like, what is that war? Goddamn it. Or they just like give you a hug and then you're like legs wrapped around you and you're like, oh, wait a minute. And then you look down at them and they're like, that's hot.
Yeah, it's fun. But you're actually, you haven't actually just fucking hunkered down and peed on someone. I haven't done that yet. No.
So it's on the list. Anyway, so on on TikTok, there is a new hashtag called his talk means about golden showers and on purpose jellyfish things abound, which by the way, actually doesn't do anything. What do you mean it doesn't do anything? I've read an article a couple of few months ago where it's like the urine actually like it doesn't help the steam.
Oh, damn, don't say that because I mean, it's an old wife's I mean, you can still do the role play. It's fine. I'm just telling you. Anyway, TikTok is a home of all types of memes and viral trends about dancing skinny jeans and various other stuff, but it seems with a realm within the realm of pink talk, which are very own perverted podcasts as a part.
There is a trend of people asking or offering some golden fun to their followers. It seems that this trend has a pretty role play inspired pattern. The TikTok can cocks a scene where they have to be on purpose engage and display and actually enjoy it. Now, because of the terms of service, there's no actual be involved, but this article does talk to a TikToker who gets into this and they see it as a way to find something fun and sexual in an age where a lot of people, especially in the younger generation, are pretty desensitized to most sexual things in our media.
And this trend is largely dominated by young women who use the joke as a way to express their desire. I love the celebs so much. I'd be okay if they peed on me or spit in my mouth or other types of kind of what people would consider edgy or kink stuff. What the talker they talked to feels is that this and other similar trends is very much about women being more comfortable owning their sexuality and expressing that through TikTok.
Like a tear in the eye. That's like I feel like yes, like slow clap 80s fucking, you know, angst movie slow clap right there. Just right there. Yes, let's get more towards this type of openness.
And a lot of, I think, some of these and you know, some of them are more jokey about it and it's, you know, they're having fun with it, but it is amazing that some people are now able to say, I don't know, well, you're a little bit younger, but I'd like to thank Louis CK, the comedian, and a number of other comics because Americans especially have been bathroom phobic for generations. Like you do not talk about poo poo or pee pee. You might be able to talk a little bit about pee pee, but definitely a lot of poo poo. But in in the last like 10, 12 years, you've heard a lot, especially I say Louis CK because he does a lot of poop humor.
Right. A lot of people have been making jokes about poop and then of course the poop emoji came out and everyone fell in love with poop emoji. I mean they started making a merk line for it and people were getting poop stuffies. And then of course, Mr.
Hanky from South Park. I have two of them, by the way, stuff Mr. Hanky's that I still have. People all of a sudden started to normalize bathroom stuff again.
Right. And that is so, I mean, because it's a daily natural thing. Yeah, it's sometimes gross or whatever, but it's just what happens. I mean, Family Guy has a whole song about everybody poops.
Everybody, absolutely. And then of course, South Park did Mr. Hanky and then of course, the circle of poop and stuff like that. So not to get into bathroom stuff, but it's just nice to see that there's been an evolution away from being hung up about bathroom stuff, which then leads to some things that are actually kind of hot.
And I'm not into poop play, but I know some people are into poop play. And that's great. And they should be able to explore that if they wish. But Peeplay is a little bit different.
It's a lot cleaner. You can drink water until all the yellow goes away. And it's just clear and warm. But it is kind of cool that people are now able to discover that as far as like a power exchange, it's about territory.
I mean, it's fun and it's dirty and it's funny, but it's also about territory and dominance. When you pee on your submissive, it's like an ownership. And there's a primal thing because that's what animals do constantly. They're constantly marking their territory with their pee.
And so when you're talking about doing that in kink, it is a very primal activity. And some people, you know, go all the way from just kneeling in the shower and then you pee on their chest or their back and say your mind and then rinse them off in the shower and fuck them. All the way to people are now ingesting it and that's which that grosses me to fuck out. Sorry.
It's just true. Totally cool. People are into it. But first it hits me in the squeaky spot.
But I do love peeing on people. And I think it's as far as the power dynamic of it. It's hot. It's hot as fucking fuck.
Well, and I think my generation kind of helped kind of start this thing where my generation kind of normalized, you know, eating someone's ass and how that like before us, that was pretty like oral was okay, but you don't go too low. Right now my generation is like, okay, maybe it's okay to go down there or maybe, you know, with communication, you might like play with your finger down on their asshole and see how that goes like normalizing experimentation. And now this next generation specifically, I think it's Gen Z is the specific one. They're getting more open about like, let's try this messy stuff and see what happens.
Absolutely. I mean, just to go back, um, coprophagia, which is poop eating, actually in the 1700s was almost as common as blowjobs. It really was. Wasn't it like, um, people like the royalty would get high on like mushrooms and stuff and then like the lower, like the peasants would get their shit and piss and be in like, consume it so they could get like second high.
I get, yeah, there's a lot of stories. And once again, you start going into things where everyone starts getting uncomfortable. But once again, it's just digested food. Right.
That's all it is. It's not some magical thing. It's just, you know, it smells bad and it's kind of gross, but it's just digested food. So it has your body stuff in it and then whatever.
But in general, I think if people want to be peed on, there's, you know, obviously some safety thing and ingesting and, you know, do some Google, look on the Google's and find out what's the healthiest way to do it. But my thing, my go to is drink a lot of water and pee a bunch of times and then your pee is going to be clear and it's, you know, you can pee in all sorts of places. Try not to pee in someone's eye. I actually took a really interesting class last week, two weeks ago, actually on water sports and the teacher, she kind of said the same thing.
Kind of said the same thing. Like if you just went normal straight up pee, like you drink a lot of water, it's kind of what you're saying. But also if you want to change flavor, it works the same way as semen. Like you can actually affect the flavor based on the things that you eat.
So if you're someone who consumes that, it kind of follows the same rule. Like if you're eating like dark meat and you're drinking a lot of sodas, like you're not going to taste as good. But if you're eating like natural fruits and vegetables and that sort of thing, you're staying hydrated, stuff's going to taste a lot better. So I think those classes do exist.
So definitely look for those on places like that. Absolutely. And then when you want to get to the next level of advancement, you learn how to piss inside of someone. I was going to say you call us, but yes.
Also that. Yes, you call us because that's, I'll teach you how to do it. I mean, I'm not going to teach you Enigma. That's how to do it.
Well, I mean, I can teach you because the idea is that you get someone into a doggy position and you can't be hard to start with. You kind of, I have to pee and then it's like, okay, you like make out a little bit and get like a half hard on and then get the half hard on inside of them and then start fucking a little bit to get a little more hard. And then you concentrate on allowing yourself to pee and then you can pee inside them and it's like basically gentle, warm, fisting from inside and then it creates that pressure and then they get real turned on and they masturbate and then you pull it out and it explodes out of them. I like it.
Yeah, it's pretty hot. You got to be fluid bonded, obviously. I mean, you might be able to do that with like internal condom. Yeah, yeah, maybe I feel the condom inside of them, but there's a chance of the condom breaking inside of them.
Obviously, that's not, you know, yeah, that's not the, probably not the best idea. Just get tested. Yeah, there's options. You know, who cares?
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My balls are clean right now and I'm happy about that. They're clean. It's not like they're fucking sweaty. They're clean.
I washed them this morning like a normal fucking human. So who knows what's on the horizon, but what is for God damn sure is if Kathy and I don't drop dead, there will be show three 12 next week. But if we drop dead, no promises. No promises.
Enigma, you're listening. Try to get into the thing and it's all yours, bro. Enigma and path girl. Enigma, path girl.
Carbs can't. Fuck it. Just make it a public forum. I'm sure it'll sound wonderful.
We'll be dead. See you next week. So grim. Alright.