311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:The difference between faking your death and disappearingWhy some billionaires die without heirsThe mysterious vanishing of old iPods and BitcoinClone wars involving... body parts 👀And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos!#DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShowJOIN THE SCARY SQUAD https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscaryS/O to our SponsorsBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYSBetter Helphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diysCashApp #CashAppPartnerDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real. Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code DIYS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.