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I am Count Boogie and Kathy, here's the show that we were going to do last week that we couldn't really do because you had some special circumstances that we talked about. Let's get into it. A lot of emails have been coming in. I don't know if you saw some of those emails.
I saw them. A lot of love coming at the cat the nader here. I have some funny stories of loser dumb from my life, but I kind of wanted to check in. I'm sure the listeners are, you know, a lot of them that I've been talking to, just want to know how you're doing, how you're holding up.
I'm doing good. I'm holding up well. As I said last week, the reason that you're not getting down in the dumps, Kathy, want to crawl under the covers, can't even do a show kind of me, is because Creative Explorer ended up not moving in with a cunt. In other words, his suffering inspires and builds you up to keep going yet another day.
I knew that's what you were going to say because that's what you do, Boogie. No, that's not it. The sting is removed because instead of me, anybody, honestly, and I know I remember meeting myself, but anybody out there who has been through a breakup with the exception of you, Boogie, because you have no soul. Probably true.
Knows what it's like when someone breaks up with you. You go through an absolutely horrible time as you marshal your thoughts to stop thinking about them because your thoughts, along your wisdom, the more of a habit it is that your thoughts turn to them. You die a little death 100 times a day every time you think about them and you have to marshal your thoughts and bring them back and remind yourself, they don't want you anymore. There's no place for you there anymore.
It's like a thousand paper cuts. You imagine all that horrible, you imagine that they're all happy and, oh my God, that person just took your place. Well, that isn't there. That's what I mean when I say I'm not doing that bad because I'm not having to endure that kind of crazy breakup energy that I have gone through many times and I don't like it at all.
So I'm glad at least to be relieved of that. So now when you talk about the breakup, so you're talking about breakup energy where there's a breakup because they're going to another person or they quickly, like a lot of people, even if there's not another person, they break up with someone and then like two weeks later, you know, they've already like jumped in with somebody else. That type of feeling as opposed to, as opposed to like a, hey, you know, I'm having some things in my life and I can't, I can't be in a relationship right now because I can't handle it. You handle those a lot better.
Well, that was hard to because it's a double whammy, right? You're being rejected, number one, the most horrible weapon anybody can use on you is you're not wanting, you're being rejected. And the second one is, and you're being replaced. Okay.
So all of a sudden I have neither of those two because he actually has reversed his position and has said he doesn't want me out of his life. And so none of those are, but here's the thing, Boogie, you're never going to be able to get rid of that heart-stopping moment when he looked me in the face and said, I'm rejecting you in favor of somebody else. I'm turning you away. Right.
And that is, it's very hard to get rid of that and I'm actually struggling with it a lot right now. I don't know if I can. Which is fine. I mean, you're still like a week and a half, two weeks in this.
Yeah. So there is, as you know, there's a process for this. And ultimately what you do know is there is going to be a change. Either way, there is going to be a change in how you view this person because there are some things that happen in a relationship.
Now some people salvage cheating, some people salvage egregious lacks of consideration and respect, you know, when the other person shows that they're going to change. But no matter what, that's a ding that you're not going to be able to buff out. That ding is going to stay there. And maybe you work around it, you develop other strengths, you learn different aspects of intimacy with that person.
But those moments, they don't go back. Right. So I'm struggling with all that right now. But that, you know what, Boogie, enough of me.
What have you got going on? Well, all I have is just hideous, because a lot of people, I'll start with a funny one and then we'll go to the tragic one, which you will find funny and the listeners will find funny. Because it's me losing. It is me humiliated.
Because it is possible. But let's go with the funny one. It's quick. So, you know, I'm selling stuff in storage.
I've got about half of my possessions are now gone. I am downsizing, downsizing, downsizing. And so I was selling one of my acoustic guitars and a lady really wanted it, you know, because she was going to take lessons. And of course, I get all excited about that.
She ended up not buying it because she didn't call in time. I sold it to another kid from a studio. And I start talking to her about guitar and, oh, and, you know, building it as a friend and, you know, whatever. And she's, you know, already got a kid.
And, you know, I don't know if she's getting divorced or whatever. Usually that's when a lot of people pick up an instrument is after a breakup. Who knows, Kathy, you may pick up the oboe tomorrow. Well, I still have fun as a ukulele here.
Now you're ready to rock. We could start the band. We've been thinking about it for years. So I'm talking to this lady.
And, you know, I'm mentioning, she's asking me questions about, well, what do you do music? And I'm like, oh, I do it for this podcast and blah, blah, blah. And I do production. And so she's really, she's just, oh my God, this is such great information.
Thank you so much. Even though I didn't get to guitar, it's so great, you know, because I'm pumping her up on, you know, you know, the guitar. And she's all, well, what's your podcast? Oh, no.
And so I, you know, we've had enough of these conversations on the show. I don't, I don't throw at it because I know what's coming. And I go, oh, well, it's actually very adult. And, you know, it's kind of an adult thing.
And she's like, and she gets all fucking like smug, like I insulted her. And she's like, I am an adult. Oh, kind of thing. You know, she's like, you know, maybe not as shitty as I just made it.
But it was, it was, she definitely needed to let me know like, I'm not a child. I am an adult. And I go, oh, that's great. Yeah, it's perverted podcast.
It's about kinky sex and BDSM and polyamory and all the bondage and spanking and bondage. And she just stops in her tracks and just goes, ho, ho, oh, wow, I am not that adult. Wow. No, I am absolutely not.
No. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. You know, yes, which was obviously hilarious.
Thank you. She's like, yeah, yeah. Hey, thanks for, you know, the tips. I got to go.
She just was gone. Wow. So I laughed, of course, maniacally. And then I thought it would be good to share on the show, not just because I love guitar and I want everyone to learn how to play an instrument and learn how to have a friend when nobody else will be your friend.
That was dark. But what I really want to have this be an example of is when you want so bad to come out to people and people tell you I can handle it. I want to know the real you. I'm actually offended that you don't think that I'm adult enough to handle this.
I want honesty. They only want honesty to the limit that they know exists. Yeah. In their world.
They don't know all the honesty. I don't. I never assume that that my mind cannot ever be blown again. Like nothing really shocks me.
But it you never assume because you always know that there's somebody more fucked up and wacko than you are. Or that maybe there's just things that you just don't even know of. There's unexplored terrains in the universe that others have gone down that you don't know. So when people tell you that kind of feed them along, I didn't start right into like, oh, you know, shove an octopus isn't vaginas and you know what I just said the names of things and let her react.
And it freaked her out. So you never know just because somebody says they can handle what you have to say. And this isn't just about kink. This is about who you are.
A lot of times in relationships. I can't. I can't even think how many people are like, I want to know the real you. And I'm like, no, no, you really, really, really don't.
I can handle it. Yeah, I'm an adult. Okay. Well, let's do.
Yeah. No, no, no. I can't tell you you you're not an adult and you can't handle it. Yes.
Yes. I can't even handle this shit. So I thought that was really funny. Now let's get onto my humiliation.
I'll try to keep it brief. That was the short one. And now this is the long one. Oh my God.
Well, I made it longer because I love guitar and so whatever. Whatever. This is going to be a weird show. This is going to be like all perverted mailboxes, all the ones that have been backed up.
We're doing it. Yes. Right. We're getting we're getting our listeners on the air.
So we're going to have some fun today. So I'm at the gym two days ago. And I'm excited because I'm going to take a shower. Okay.
Now then we both know that I'm not the prettiest guy in the world. And it is true, Catherine. Yeah, I am not. And I didn't realize how unpretty.
I mean, we joke and we talk shit, but there's something in the back of your mind that's like, yeah, I'm still working out of, you know, I'm okay. I didn't realize how not okay I was until this moment. So I get my towel and my stuff and I'm in my shorts with my crocs. And I close my locker and realize for the first time since I've been working out since like 1982, the first time I have ever locked my keys in my locker.
Oh my goodness. So there I am. Now standing there like an idiot. Just shorts and flip flops.
And so I'm like, God damn it. And I can't. That's the locks not going to break. So I have to do the fucking ask of shame.
Someone sees and I go, Hey, are you leaving? I go, yeah, can you tell me there's a fat guy here in the thing? And I locked my thing. It's like, Okay, I'll tell him.
It's like, Oh, great. And I sit down. And usually this is not a big deal. It's 10 seconds to get up front.
Hey, there's a guy there. The guy grabs the bolt cutters. You come in you whatever. Five minutes later.
I'm still sitting there. 10 minutes later. I'm like, this guy just blew it off and didn't tell them up front. Oh, so I ask another guy because that's what they do.
Yeah, I'll help you out. Fuck this fucking guy fucking dump that. Oh my God. That's the type of, you know, that's shit guys do.
So I tell another guy. Five minutes goes by. Nobody's coming in. I tell another guy.
I've told three people now and I'm like, maybe there's and I kind of try to stick my and the gym's back now. It's like six in the morning now. Everyone's packed. And of course it's all chicks in a gauntlet on the treadmill to get to the front counter.
And I'm like, Oh my God, please, please, please say I'm not going to have to do this. How do you get yourself? I get these things. I go back in to the thing and I sit and I wait.
And then finally I'm like, they're not going to come. And I'm like, Oh my God. And I have no mask on. You know, you have to wear a mask.
I am pasty white 262 pounds with a fat gut hanging over shorts and crocs. And I now have to walk out there on that gym floor half naked. The walk of shame to get someone to fucking crack open my locker. Oh my God.
So I take my have a teeny little town and I wrap it as much as I can over my shoulders. And I'm like, this is covering nothing. This is this is all. People are like, What embarrasses you?
You don't ever get embarrassed. Oh, yeah, I do. I actually do. This was that moment.
Oh my God. And so I walk out instantly. The second I walk out every woman on the treadmill turns to look at me because here's a fat bald maskless naked guy half naked guy walking and I walk up and I'm like, Can I get some bolt cutters? I don't know if somebody told I can't I locked my thing and they're like, Oh, we'll go tell the someone.
So I walk all the way back and like everyone's just staring at me like, Oh my God, what the fuck is that? And I go and sit in there for another five minutes. Nobody shows up. Oh my God.
So I go back out there and I'm like, I if you give me the bolt cutters, I can do it. We can't do that blah, blah, blah. This guy's up there as soon as he's done. He'll come.
So finally the guy comes in and you know, you have an ID and I said, Yes, it's the same ugly piece of shit you're looking at. So he opens the thing. And so, yeah, had to walk across the walk of shame. Not even a cool drunk fuck one night stand walk of shame.
This is just a hasty fat guy walking through the gym. I can't even laugh at that. That's a horrible, horrible story. Why could they just come?
They could have just come. Why could they have just said, Hey, I'm the only guy here. It's the men's locker room. I got a, you know, I got to stop what I'm doing.
Can you finish talking to this customer while I go spend 30 seconds to clip a teeny 99 store lock? That's just terrible. It's not funny. It's funny because it was humiliating and I don't like humiliation.
So you have to laugh at it? Yes, because if not, I just, I just realized how not in Chicago is in better shape. But I looked in the mirror and I'm like, that's what was out there. Count Boogie work in the ladies.
That guy helps you do with mental workies. That's good. The logic on the motor. Now we're better protected from a King shaming world.
For your piece of mind, please know the author of every post we talk about is specifically granted as permission to do so today. I have a post by envy called reclaiming my inner slut. I can tell by the title that this is good. Yes.
Yeah. That's one of those where you're like, all right, you can tell there's there's going to be pain and drama and resolve in a hero moment. Yes. We need some fat.
We need like a good music cue to carry it along triumphantly into the stratosphere of self-awareness. Yes. And we need it because our listeners have to listen to our shit lives you and I and we need some hero moments here. All right, here we go.
She says, I was 16. The first time I was slut-shamed. My boyfriend at the time had shown me the wonders of sex and my God was I enamored. And like any horny teenager, I was up for it any which way I could have it.
So imagine my surprise when I offered him a blowjob and he responded with disdain. God, you're just a fucking infomaniac, aren't you? I was stunned. Was there something wrong with me?
Was I broken for wanting sex? I continued to be labeled a slut by various people throughout my life who disapproved of me on the basis of their personal standards. It's taken a long time, but with the help of Kink, I finally put my worries behind me. So I've reclaimed this word.
I am a slut. I adore sex and pleasure and the pursuit of mind shattering can't move my legs for half an hour orgasms. Yes. That word that used to hurt me is a powerful reminder that I'm a sexually confident woman who knows exactly what she wants.
I've learned that some people's values on sex and its roles and relationships is vastly different to mine, but it doesn't make either of us wrong. And for those of you out there who need a reminder, you're allowed to want sex as much or as little as you want. Your sex life does not change your value as a human being and if someone calls you a slut, well you're probably having a lot more fun than they could imagine. Da, da, da, da, dada, dada!
Wind blowing through the hair, hero moment on a cliff, ready to spread the wings, and now I shall fly into sletopia. Yes. We do talk about slut shaming. We've talked about multiple times on the show, and it never gets old to talk about because it never gets old.
I usually take the point of view where I want to talk about the other person that's doing the slut shaming because it really is about an insecurity, insecurity. Very rarely does slut shaming come from like a real authentic distaste of something. It almost always comes from a fear and that fear is usually in a family situation. How are you making me look and how are you making the family look which then is how are you making me look because if you're not making me look good then I have to shame you.
Yes. Because we talk about that all the time. That's the only way people know people don't know how to communicate other than guilt and shame. In a sexual relationship when you're with your partner it's always about some insecurity.
I don't have the same sex drive as this person so and usually it's from a dude. I've had it from women though. I've had it plenty of times from women because it makes women feel insecure because they feel you're gonna leave them to go find more sex and for men when you have a high sex drive it makes them feel emasculated because they're not able to keep up with you. Yeah.
It's always something about them. It's always some insecurity they have something to lose by you being your own self-actualized sexual being. Right. I am always astounded when I read stuff like this.
Absolutely astounded that is in this thing. I mean unless you know you're talking to a conservative highly religious, prudish kind of person you know that that stereotypical image we all have in our minds like the church lady and you know that if you're talking to the church lady they're gonna disapprove of you and call you a slut. Right. But I'm always astounded that this kind of thing still happens in modern society.
I really am. I read stuff like this and I cannot imagine that someone isn't celebrated for having a healthy sex life and I always think the same thing if someone is taking the time out of their life to shame you. I mean let's think about that word to shame someone. It's a very highly destructive thing to do to another human being.
You don't do it accidentally. I don't believe it when someone says well you shamed me. No I didn't. I didn't actually set out to shame you.
Maybe something I said made you feel ashamed but there's a difference between someone feeling ashamed and somebody actually shaming them going on a mission to shame them. For someone to do that because it takes effort to do it. You have to put on your mean ugly hat and come up with something that is gonna make them feel like crap. You've got to be like you said I agree with you boogie.
It's you've got to be feeling so insecure that you feel the need to lash out and hurt that person because it makes you feel better. And I absolutely agree with you in in this situation this is so damaging because it does happen a lot when people are younger. When you're a little bit older and you've seen a little bit more of the world you're not as surprised by shame and guilt coming from people at your job and your you know all the aspects of your life not just your relationships but when you are young these are those fundamental times those foundational times where you're still exploring so you don't know what's right and wrong or good for you bad for you. So when you have somebody in a position of intimacy that you supposedly love and care about so you value the things that they say you value their approval and when all of a sudden they throw some shit at you that takes away that approval that sticks with you.
It doesn't take that many of those instances to create a real negative program and a real negative belief about yourself and if you don't have people around you that you can lean on for support it makes all the sense in the world all the times that I've had to deal with partners that had a lot of hang-ups. Right. And then you have to unpackage that and try to work through it and create a new environment for them to get through it but it's not surprising because that's what how people work. Right.
I guess I'll yeah I know what you're saying it's what makes what makes Envy's journey so amazing and makes us want to cheer for her is that doesn't sound even from the post like she had a lot of people around her supporting her so you either have to find that support yourself and come out the other end with that if you can a healthy self-esteem or you buckle under because that is a heavy weight to bear when someone is always when you have a lot of people around you reflecting back that same sentiment. I don't know a lot of people who can come out of that with with a healthy self-esteem intact. That's why it's so crucial for us to have open dialogue about this open and there it has been the internet that is one thing that the internet has been good for is there is a lot of support available online you know like we talk about Dr. Doe all the time and she has a lot of good episodes about this there's a lot of great websites that help young people feel that support and understand that it's not about them when they hear this and that makes them stronger and that's where I we get into the argument about words and what a fens people and whether or not you should be allowed to say words I always feel and I am still 100% on board with the fact that you are not going to stop the world from saying shitty things anytime soon so your best line of defense is to become strong and learn how to dismantle the humiliation that they're putting on you.
Yeah by understanding that it's about them by building support around yourself I would prefer that than just try to stop because we never get that strength we're always going to be offended by things we're always going to have people say things even if it's not intentional even if it's just like some little thing that they throw out we're always going to be hurt by things I am hurt and offended every day of my life thousands of times by the shit people do my job is to try to become a stronger person and learn what is my responsibility and what is about me and what is about them that I don't have to take on that guilt and shame right well I wish you know the funny thing is that I am envious of envy because I wish I had that problem I wish I had I just don't really big fat healthy sex drive when mine is gonna end and you know you can't you can do things to help that but your sex drive is your sex drive and and so not only am I astounded that people still have this slut-shaming issue in life I'm astounded that anybody would slut-shame someone who has a healthy sex drive I mean that's a great thing that's things that I think that most people want most people want in their partners they want it in themselves right I think it's a great thing to have anybody who thinks that there should be shaming somebody for that is someone that I just simply do not understand so get for her you go envy good job good job good job now all of a sudden I'm like going wow in my pre-kink life I was slut-shamed a lot like I can think of like five or six partners that were like all you want is sex is all that's all you want it's all you ever think about that's well it's just yeah a lot of that I got a lot of that early on and and I remember I was like well eventually I had to you know I kind of was like well I guess I'm a bad person but I'm still horny so that's the way it is so good batter and different this is Count Boogie so but yeah and I think a lot of that was because they thought I was going to go cheat on them right of course they tried to you know put me down and say this is all I want and then they some of them would even get real nasty about it and be like I don't feel you know because you want sex so much obviously it maybe it means that you don't actually love me and that you're just using me for sex and whatever and I'm like Jesus fucking whatever man no moss baby oh that's right you are a sex god now yeah I wasn't two days ago on that gym floor that's that's her god damn sure horrible horrible story poor boogie let's do a marathon of perverted mailboxes okay there's not that many you know well I have the two from like show 309 yes that never that's going on every week I'm like oh I'll put these two in and then there's not enough time I don't even know I don't even know what they sound like it could be totally out of her so just know going forward that a couple of these may sound like old they weren't from today but they're in there they're going in let's have a fucking festival of perverted mailbox with that here we go Shaela wrote to us and says hey Kathy hey boogie I'm enjoying the show is always Kathy glad you got some dick finally so what wasn't you were just saying but you about old emails this is a totally your fault boogie because every time our wonderful listeners email us you're like I don't have time this week to put it in I don't have time before you know we got like fucking 20 emails that are so old they're talking about Kathy getting dick when she ain't getting no dick oh that's how she goes on to say Kathy I'd like to address part of an episode where you said that swingers don't want fat old ladies at their parties I don't know what it's like where you are but where I am they want everybody type around what a boring buffet if all that's offered are string beans at the parties I've been to variety is encouraged well Shaela let me tell you something I want to be going to your swingers parties point me in the right direction I will go there that sounds like my type of swingers party getting on getting sat alone next next week you'll be like hey Kathy way I'm gonna do the show be like can't I'm on a plane going to a senior party playing if I can Nebraska where the fuck it's from that's fucking great you know I'd be okay well the I mean the thing is is you can bring your little adapter thing you can still do your show I you're gonna do the show when you visit me or to well yeah all right I'm bringing all I'm bringing all that stuff FNMO our good friend FNMO wrote test says hey boogie oh and Kathy where's my tip picks see this is how old this is boogie I don't even remember promising anybody tip picks did I say oh that is old yeah that's like three months ago I don't even remember that he says I'll give you some good dig if I get those maybe I'll let you play with my wife's pie sounds like you need some oh man that sounds like a nice thing but really he's saying yeah you could really need some so I'll just offer you my wife well and his dick so now let's let's not let's not go crazy here this actually works out benefit because before you were in a relationship when this email came in and you would have been like oh that's nice they're offering me a couple sex and now all of a sudden it's like a whole different ball game yeah but you know what it's very easy for our listeners to offer stuff like that when they know they're in another state so you get much bolder about what you're gonna offer somebody so I'm gonna send you a plane ticket at some point and put and be like put your money where your mouth is bitch I'm sure that if I were to take anybody up on that you'd be the first person to go I would not be so strange you've never met I wouldn't yes you would no I that is not the conversation we would have we would have a conversation about your safe call about the person you're going where you're going how you're going to meet them what you're going to do there would not be anything about you can't go that's crazy people do that all the time we are are no you don't do that absolutely not but if you did do that then that would be something where we would talk about you know what do we put in place if you're gonna meet a stranger how to make that a more comfortable situation for yourself right okay well nighttime comes we will have that conversation but in the meantime FNMO goes on to say I love you fuckers thanks to your show and a lot of help for my wife I have been able to move past so many struggles in my head and by the way I need to know what happened to trees babies and also is trees still there yes trees actually fucking Joe sent me pictures because Joe has like three of them three or five I don't know how many has but he repotted him it was great to cuz I was on a shit fuck day and he's like hey I wanted to cheer you up and you know send you some pics and let you know these these trees are doing real good because after I got tossed from threshold I didn't know where I was gonna put like you know five or six of them and I put a few at your place and then I gave I have to go to your place well I have to bring you some anyway so I'm gonna bring some polls and I'm gonna put those up in and pull those up are they still live they're growing fat because I the place that we put them gets sprinklers like every other day so okay so they're growing and falling over yeah yeah yeah they got it they got to get back on polls so they can start moving upwards so yeah so for those of you that don't know if you're if you're new to pervert a podcast a long long time ago I rescued a baby dying pine tree and blah blah blah drama drama lifelife sad sad hello darkness my old friend tree came back to life tree and I bonded made babies with tree there's now little baby trees from that tree and they are spread around because you know I don't have a place right now so some of those trees have gone on one or two of them I think have been already planted in a forest some people have them and are growing them in their yards they're canary ion pine trees so they'll grow to a hundred feet it's a hundred foot pine tree so yes the trees are doing pretty good and I would love to get a place to where I could then have some of them back and get them to where I can then plant them out in the world in the wild in the wild what I was gonna go up to Angela's crest but I was gonna go up to like 2,000 feet because they're not cold pines they won't do well in the cold and I want to go and it's too dry and hot down here they won't survive when they're young that's because they came from the canary ions so if I go up to like 2,000 feet it'll be cool enough that they could survive I'm thinking and then maybe I could find like a runoff some drainage you know where there's some water in the soil so they won't dry out and then just drive up you know once a month with 20 gallons of water or something and just you know make it like a new little thing be cool I would like to do that Perverted mailbox! DM Frank wrote to us and said hi Boogie and Kathy it's been a while that I'm telling myself that I should send you a message you guys are absolutely amazing I started last year to listen to the perverted podcast I met around 41 episodes all the subjects and thoughts you discuss are so good and really helpful I learned so much with the information you guys are giving and often I talked to my partner how you guys made me realize or made me think about some stuff I try to make her listen to but she is not as comfortable with the English language than me so she don't want unfortunately we both are French Canadian and I hope my writing English isn't so bad from a soon to be PPE zombie thank you Boogie Kathy and all the rest of the game that's right 80s at 41 almost a zombie for those of you that don't remember if you listen to 50 or more episodes of perverted podcast you then ascend to the status of a PPE zombie that is for life at 50 episodes if you go to the next level of extreme craziness and you listen to every episode of perverted podcast you then ascend to the level and we have a lot of them I don't know why but we have a lot of them you ascend to the lifetime level of perverted podcast zombie apocalypse master mmm which now at 314 episodes that's that's coming on almost a solid two weeks that's crazy of times that's like two weeks of your life now then of course a lot of people chug this out when they drive and they have they've commutes to work and stuff like that so I'm pretty sure they're not just sitting there you know and if they are we do have something that actually do that I think pop an off does that sometimes I think he's listen like 87 times through all of the shows I mean we stopped we stopped making titles after you do it I think echo was you listen to all the episodes twice and I'm like I think we're gonna stop there yeah we have people that have listened to all 300 something episodes twice crazy just go crazy so and exciting to you know because I know that like I have shows that I've been into in the past and I go back to old shows of Shirley with Howard Stern and stuff like that and I listen to things because you always miss stuff and whatever but it is really exciting that that and we have people from all over the world your English was just fine we understood what you said French Canadian it's pretty cool I know I it's always amazing when people are like I don't like my English isn't too bad dude you're speaking it and you're writing in another language I mean the rest of us could do shit like that it's better than we write and speak I love that when people from like European countries are like I hope my English is good and they're using all these fancy words and perfect grammar that's punctuated I'm all are you fucking kidding me I have the grammar of a third grader that's true you do that's it why well you you at least know a lot of words I'm a good word speaker you like you could vocabulary all right let's go on we're almost done Delilah wrote to us and she says please send my partner Baku and I some stickers we will plaster the backs of our vehicles and the entire city of Austin with him oh man I am sending you guys stickers this very week I'm gonna throw in pins and stickers and some of that amazing a wonderful greeting card with the artwork from who is it Jay Jay moist Jay Moore from that yes yeah he did all of it he did our logo he did our stickers girl girl stickers which are I don't say all of those man because those are hot they're sitting here in my room doing okay well you know send them a couple so they can put one on each car but you know a people are like well plaster every wait a minute man first off that's vandalism and littering second those things are expensive this is the type of attitude you have that has gotten you harding stuff in that storage space I don't know you're trying to get rid of shit that is the attitude that has made somebody that makes a very very minimal amount of money not starved to death you keep telling yourself that buddy whatever I'm here whatever I will I'm here to what you do what you got to do we've actually come to the last one here didn't and this is more relevant Dave and Denmark says hey you too just heard Kathy's news it came as a surprise although listening to every podcast as I do maybe not such a surprise to us out here in the world well that makes me feel like an idiot first of all that being said it must have been an awful thing to have to go through you sounded so strong and determined not really to move forward so as if you didn't already know you are much loved and here's a virtual hug from me wishing you all the best submissives are like emeralds dandere and deserved to be cherished you know who else wrote path I'm not gonna read it because it was a private message but cat path girl wrote to us to me and said you know if you ever mean we talked to me she's just the sweetest nice person and she finishes the the email by saying and you know if you ever need someone to hide his body I'm your girl that's right because she's a pathologist assistant so she knows how to cut things up it's important it's an important skill to have if you're gonna hide the body over here there's nothing worse than a messy body chopper you gotta get bleep she got it you're clothes and it's you know the dry cleaner I mean it's hard to be a serial killer without a good relatively gullible dry cleaner that's very very just just remember that you got it oh my god you hit another fucking dog yeah I just Jesus Christ I just keep hitting dogs just in the street they just run out and you know and then I go out and I try to save the dog and I get you know fucking blood all over it's fucking horrible yeah I don't need a really good friend like that girl or friend who's a cannibal and then you're set right yes all right let's talk about this this will all be used against this in a court of law someday for some trumped-up shit that we didn't do you think about that you know you're like some of the shit we say is pretty warped and whatever you're on I would like to give you exhibit show 312 well they said and I quote chop up the fucking bodies get a gullible dry cleaner I'm heard it podcast host I'm like it's a show it's entertainment these are jokes oh no not in the court of law when they read shit back there's no inflections we're serial killers no longer a coincidence it's no longer god damn it but we had some fun tell us which will go to hell just tell us fucking something on perverted mail a box right from an attack what but I did you just did you come in like Luigi just there no but I know box a pull it out of the oven and I put it out there you send us any email we put a pepperoni on it and it goes like that day I think of y'all know I think it's on our pizza oh calizanio oh oh it's good all right shall I read some mail from our listeners yes before we get any stupider okay get that with pretty stupid make sure you edit all of that out no leaving it leaving it okay genuine stranger wrote to us and he says dear ppt I'm a vanilla male in a monogamous marriage I found your podcast when I was bored with the same old podcast I listened to at work I needed something to spice up my day and I found perverted podcast from the first day from the first episode I was hooked and I'm working my way back to the catalog in a matter of weeks I had 50 episodes and I'm currently listening to the last days of a love web oh here's a peepy zombie now 50 episodes yes and then he goes on to Sam laughing while working with my workmates often asking me what's so funny I try and give a say for work answer like just a tug of war omitting the anal hook details that's smart smart to do that he says I love hearing about your shit as well seriously I feel for you but like what he says it makes my life seem easy I like to hear the level of communication you have it's making me step up my game in my relationship there's a part I like but you ready sure he says the past couple of months have been the best sex for a long time instead of lying there horny and wishing I take what I want and there have been no complaints I bought a small anal plug on a whim and my wife spied it in the toy bag she was very keen to try it loved it and it's now almost as popular as the rabbit and finally damn you bogey I downloaded Pokemon because of you now I can't leave it alone better than porn I guess you're still a pokemon but anyway you do and you're never gonna get away from you it's got it's hooks in you no no no no no no I play literally a I mean I still play every day but I play a fraction of what I used to because now I'm doing like comedy writing and I'm learning stuff and you know I you know once I get inside you know it's I sit a lot so I still just play it because it's like what am I gonna do storage doesn't open till 8 a.m. and it closes at 6 p.m. so that's 14 hours that I have before storage opens again so I'm bored whatever shut up they're cute and I still catch them all right looking for a shiny trebish right now which by the way is a garbage bag it's a Pokemon that's a garbage bag that's something that you and stranger can discuss anyway you finish it by saying anyway thank you from down here in New Zealand you have mostly made my life a whole lot better yes Kathy you have my permission I love it because it's got everything you need in that one email he's got a very obscure name genuine stranger he gives me permission right at the bottom he says thank you to you he's just flat out best sex for us it's a long time I mean it's a great email all around it is exciting to hear people just get that little push and that's sometimes what we are and and and I love it I just get so excited all the emails that we get where it does make it's like being on like a sports team you know except we don't have to fucking play sports you know it's like a good team where we just kind of encourage each other and we group together and we share ideas and then that just opens the door for everyone else's creativity and and I love hearing it back I love even though I'm not getting laid right now because you know I'm kind of scared of people right now but it is exciting to just hear that people are alive and do and stuff especially in New Zealand because Wellington Park in New Zealand is the place you start on Community Day nevermind oh my god okay yes I have one small one it's actually to you buddy it's from kazoo I can says I know you hate messages like this but I just saw your latest fat post and cannot tell you how proud I am for you getting through this pandemic bullshit while sober I come from a long line of alcoholic grandparents and parents so I've had it hammered into me how hard it can be even on quote easy days the world has certainly put you through the ringer this year I'm glad you gave it the middle finger the whole way through you know what kazoo thank you so much that actually does mean a lot it is it is crazy to to to be sober and once again I just heard a great comedian last night said what do you want to fucking pat on the back for not doing drugs you're not supposed to do drugs so I don't ask people to like you know overly congratulate but anytime that you you've made a bad choice or a series or a lifetime of bad choices in your life and you actually break away from that programming whatever the reason you got there it does mean something that you turned around and recognize that you can't do that to yourself anymore and not only you can't do that to yourself you can't do that to your loved ones and the people that you want to be of service to so so for that I am very happy about my sobriety my sobriety to me is incredibly special and it's one of the only things I do have integrity on that it kind of as much as a loser as I feel for not being able to get myself in a better situation there is at least some integrity and bad assonist to know that a that a psychopath is able to stay sober during a pandemic and it does mean a lot and I've had a lot of support from listeners and a lot of listeners are in recovery and that are not drinking and using anymore and then even people that don't understand alcoholism just understand that it is an extra challenge to have for a crazy person and so thank you very much kazoo for that and it is exciting and now the gyms open the library is starting to open again so even though I'm still in the car normalcy is slowly coming back and it's a lot easier to stay sober and I'm coming up on nine years nine ten years nine years I think nine years I think it's nine years in June and so very exciting very exciting stuff god damn it yay it's the end of the show three fourteen thank you to all of you who support us by listening to the show giving us out to your friends tagging us on fat life or supporting us on patreon.com forward slash perverted podcast if you'd like to reach out to us for any reason drop us a line of perverted podcast at gmail.com or you can reach us through our fat profile cleverly entitled perverted podcast I think that's all I got boogie I think it's great this was a lot of fun it was fun catching up on the 800 million perverted mailboxes that we were able to get to but it's still they all gave us little things to talk about and I thought that was a lot of fun next week we're gonna come back with some good topics a nigma is gonna be on the show he's got some good stuff to talk about and I'm just excited to see what is gonna happen moving forward so you're just all gonna have to tune in from home check us out our birdie podcast we'll see you guys next week outer space play the bass with decibels and fuck them with my tentacles girl's like that nasty with the sounds of meteor that burns before it crashes hashes ashes sexy like the Sun girls just want to come she just want to have a little fun make her call me daddy fucker harder when she's ready tees her super nova till she screams she wants it badly out in the cosmos gotta have your dirty shimshimshim out in the cosmos girls like that nasty shit right she ropes asleep the eyes the munch on her ass and sore muscles in between her thighs I make her pancake because the sex was fucking critical Diego it makes her wiggle big and then once more she's getting out in the cosmos gotta have your dirty fun out in the cosmos girls like that nasty laughs like this is a