314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS

SponsorsBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYSFactorhttps://www.factormeals.com/diys50off Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover:Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?)You came for the chaos—and we delivered.👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS:What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection? 00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓  01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫  02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps  03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀  09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy  12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂  14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!  16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳  18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch  20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!   22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)  24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies  26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻  30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊  33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊  36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀  39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟  44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names  48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene  56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯  59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout  —✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad!New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy.🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary#DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy