#32: R. Kelly vs Stocks: Who Had a Worse Week? w/ Comedian Jack Hutsey

Wassup y’all, While R. Kelly snap-krackle-popped all over America on CBS, stocks fell 2.5% this week.  Why’d stocks drop - and where they prolly going?  “Hmmm, what else can we snatch from Snap?” - probably Mark Zuckerberg Zuckerburg-lar is completing the theft trifecta:  (1) FB from the Winklevoss-es (Winklevii?) (2) “stories” feature from Snapchat (3) and now doin private posts, including auto-deleting posts after some time.  Thanks, Snap! WTF is FB without peep’s postin every dumbass thought they have?!  And remember Pharma-bro, Martin Shkreli? He done gone all Larry Hoover on us, runnin his drug company from prison with a contraband cellphone. “Ayyy a**hole, come decorate our prison cell” D-Rock & Krispy, who probably made Shkreli their prison b**ch.  Finally, did you know Trump’s tariffs haven’t had their intended effect? “Well WTF did you expect?” - all economists in America. The government reported America is somehow hittin record trade deficit numbers DESPITE THE TARIFFS!   6:30 Stocks suck thanks to Trump’s trade war with China 7:38 Low job creation 9:50 Question on unemployment and hiring 13:30 Investing for the kids 15:25 Stipulations for a 529 account 18:40 Ekarmoney- Finding love with homeless people and the flow of money 20:44 Summing up 529 plans 22:30 Facebook! Mark is going crazy! 25:10 Facebook is going private 27:50 Amer’s note on cheese and his wife 30:23 Soldier Boi, Pharma Bro 34:00 Martin Shkreli prison life- quotes from Wall Street 37:30 International Trade- USA’s trade deficits 39:55 Trump approaching the trade deficit foolishly. What’s new? 41:37 Favorite Imports 42:35 2020 Presidential Favorites