327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack

💳 Sponsored AdsKikoff – Build your credit starting at just $5/month. Sign up at https://getkikoff.com/DIYSBlue Chew – Get stronger, longer-lasting confidence in the bedroom. Try free: https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYSBetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYSPrize Picks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.🗞️ Topics include:A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life!👍🏾 Like the episode🗣️ Comment your favorite story below📢 Share with your group chat (give them something to argue about!)📺 Subscribe & catch new episodes weekly 👉🏾 Follow us:Instagram | TikTok | YouTube Shorts → @DamInternetYouScary🎧 Stream the full podcast on Spotify & Apple Podcasts0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and ShoutoutsJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary