Oh, did this last last last last last last. Right then, mate. Right, welcome to, So, what's up, it's Radio? Issue number 33.
33? We're up there. Well, let's introduce someone right now. Friend of the show.
Friend of the show. Avid listener. Avid listener. Rich Wall, welcome to the show, mate.
Easy now. Oh, Jon, let's, you know, we've got Rich on board for this. What we doing? We're doing toy machines programming injection.
Nice. Pro-graming injection. Programming. Okay, which ever.
Play team tune, let's get to it. Right then. Right then. Wow.
Proper. Proper, exactly. It's a legit video, isn't it? It's fucking, it's decent.
It's very, very, very good. I mean, we're not going to turbo-retching quite yet, you know, we'll wait for the end, but I'm pretty happy with it. Big Ollies. I mean, yeah, yeah, the fucking big Ollies, yeah.
Well, so we're not going to, occasionally we'll play through and talk at the same time. This week, team turbo has taken notes. We've got lots of notes. Lots of notes, right?
Do you have notes, Rich? Yeah, plentiful notes. I'm just making them nil. I watched the Provost part.
Yeah, we'll get there. Yeah, we'll get there. Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there.
So I mean, overall, when you hear about a Tour Machine video coming out, you're pretty chuffed, right? I'm very sorry. I'm pretty chuffed. I'm pretty, it's like classic old school brand bringing shit to the table.
You know the skaters are on there. You've seen everyone seeing the fucking ball graphics. You know who's riding for them. You're fucking ready for them.
You're like, what the fuck are they doing in 2019? You know what I mean? I say, I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it.
So let's, we're just going to, well, how I broke it down. I'm just going to go through parts. I'm just going to go through parts and then we can just talk about it and, you know, a little reflection on the motion of shit. So, Miles Willard started off.
Now, before we even get into it, I actually thought Blake Carpenter was going to be first part if I was going to gamble on that. You reckon? You thought that's what you thought? Yeah.
Yeah, I thought Blake Carpenter was the, because first part, like we were chatting about the day with Rich, first part is kind of like, you want... It's memorable. It's memorable, isn't it? You're making a statement with a first part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Introducing the machine. Yeah, I mean, you're going to, yeah, exactly. It's what's, and that's why Miles works for it.
Doing the wrong, it's a fucking great part. I just thought Blake Carpenter is a more, again, we go back to the fucking zero-A references. Tommy Sandoval getting first part. He's frontside flipping down fucking 15 stairs as a first part.
Yeah. So, that's why I thought Blake, the motherfucker, was going to have it. Yeah. Anyway, so Miles gets it.
Right? Deservantly so. Absolutely awesome. It's a great part.
I mean, that was a standard wall. That's a little wall, that bumped to wall spot, right? Yeah. I got the same notes.
We have not, we have not crossed references next at all, right? Yeah, there's a bumped to wall and he hillflips over it and it's the fucking greatest hillflip of all time. At three minutes, 30, I even wrote down the time flip. I did it.
I did it. I was blown away by the hillflip. It's perfect. It's got mine on a good day.
It worked. He talked about Blake Carpenter. He actually hit the same spot and did it. Hey!
Hey! I'm just, it's relevant. Blake Carpenter's kickflip weren't as good as Miles's. He was a switchflip anyway.
I was it? Yeah, still. It was a bit shit. It was a fucking switchflip over the wall.
It's in my fucking notes for a fucking carpenter. Anyway. Anyway. So, what I got with Miles is about a switch-gold up it down.
I was going because he is a switchman of fucker. Did you see Miles part rich? I don't remember which ones I saw. I saw a couple on the trash-a-lot.
Before it came out. I watched a couple of them. But the main one I watched all the way through was Progos. I guess you get on to later.
Yeah, nearly end. Spoiler. Again, we'll put the public service announcements out. If you haven't seen this video.
Don't see it. I mean, watch it first. I mean, you can listen to us, but we could be talking bullshit. That's very true.
I've tried it. Don't recommend it. Watch the video first. It helps, right?
Really helps. Yeah, really helps. I wrote down that he did a lot of cheeky war rides. My next point on here, mate, you said war ride.
Mine says crazy war ride ender. Yeah. So it's like an awning. Yeah, which is like fuck off.
What you doing up there? It goes a hitstone. Playing an awning, rich. You're a planner.
Yeah, yeah. So awning, you know awnings and shit. Danger swings, don't you? Yeah, you wouldn't really do so much on that, mate.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. So they quite delicate. They're delicately poised. Delicately poised.
Not much planning involved with them. They're not fixed to the ground. They're just on the side. They hang down a bit.
Bit of a metal bar. Yeah, a little bit. Maybe. Some canvas.
Yeah. This one was solid. This one was solid. But I reckon a hard plastic at best.
But still, it's... You don't want Jeff Rossage jumping on this thing. Oh, no. No, you wouldn't want to hit him on it.
Or me. Or me. It's going down if I want that. And he's war riding onto it, then off of it.
That's a good... What do you reckon? Seven foot up? Easy.
Easy. I think it's a good. It's like seven foot up. The awning.
What do you reckon? Seven foot up? Easy. Easy.
And where he's starting is like 10 foot up onto the awning. I don't know. It's a awning that's got to be at least seven foot. Yeah.
Because obviously most, you know, I don't know. Six foot. It's kind of like average height or whatever. You're underneath it.
You're going to have a little more than a foot in you. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? There's going to be...
Look foot now. Do you know this? How high would you put an awning? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Well, it'd be at least there, wouldn't it? It would be at least six. Well, a door is...
This is a planning one by the way. At least. Where's his door? He's walking to the door.
Yeah. He's measuring with his door. He's measuring with his door. Right.
He's like six foot. Two, one. Five, ten. No, you ain't five, ten.
You're more than five, ten. Five, ten. No, I don't buy it. Well, with these shoes, I'm probably five, eleven.
But five, I'm a five, ten man. Fucking average. We don't believe you. We don't believe you.
We don't believe you. But anyway, well, five, ten, six, whatever. There's a ton of them. There's a ton of them.
Yeah. I'm being married on it. Right, okay. There you go.
Yeah, there you go. But I mean, what an ender. Crazy ender. So you first pass.
I thought, get down. What are you doing up there? Get down with that, though. What are you doing up there?
It's a lot of that. Yeah. We've got an extem. We've got Blake Carpenter.
Yeah. Which, your best mate apparently. Well, one of them. He's not my best mate in this video, is he?
No. He's not your best mate in this video. No. Have we got a best mate in this video?
Yeah, we do. Of course we do. There's a BFF video. Well, no, I think most people would be a best mate in this video.
Yeah. So what I've got, Nolliflip Crook. Right? Okay, yeah.
Ridiculous, right? Handrail. Yeah. Yeah.
So if you're Nolliflip in Crook in on a round rail, you're quite good. You're going to get a mention. Yeah, you're going to get a thumbs up. I'm telling you.
Yeah. I mean, I think one of his first tricks was a huge hoof of an Ollie. I even wrote down the timestamp. It's 527.
527 people. I think that was his opening trick. Do you want to know what's wrong? Let's know.
But it's like a big bump. Flat. The bar. It's big.
It's a big ollie. And he, don't you reckon, he's got an almost identical style to Mason Silva and Louis Lopez. They always skate together. They've all got very similar styles.
I'd say they've got similarities. I'd say that Blake's the middle guy of all of it. He's got both. Who you putting down then?
No, I'm saying he's the amalgamation. Obviously. Because Louis has got more tech. Mason's got tech, but he's a frontside full-cather, half-cather, forwardside motherfucker.
Right? He's got a lot of big, low-pairs, but then again, this is bullshit to fucking Blake because none of those motherfuckers are doing switch flip-backtails like he does. No. I think he's probably got one of the best switch flip-backtails in the business.
He did a lot of flips. But they gave him a switch flip-backtail section, mate, in his section. See I thought that, but I didn't go back. I've only watched it once.
No, I went back a couple of times. But there was a few, there was like three clips that were the same trick back to back. Yeah, I think four. Yeah.
Well, yeah. Because he's telling everyone, he's called it. Look at me. My switch flip-backtail is better than yours.
Louis and Mason. That's what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you saw that.
In the mention. In the thank you. Yeah. And so I've got another little note on Blake.
Front heel up. Do you know what I mean by that, mate? Front heel up. So at the end of his section, like his ender, it's a fucking front heel up like a bump to like depot sort of deal loading, dog.
Front heel up that. That's ridiculous. Yeah, front heel is, front heel is almost awkward trick ever. When I was younger, I didn't have a bad front heel.
When I was learning tricks, you can kind of like find tricks. When you were finding certain ones, you're never going to find them again. Because there's a different angle, there's no aspect of the skateboard. You're going to like, well, I'll have it.
Comping it that way. As soon as you learn like heel flips properly, your front heel, unless you're hitting, goes up in the window. Because you're going like, I'm doing a heel flip now. I'm doing a heel flip properly, then why don't you happen?
They're going to go to, let's go to C.J. Collins. I really liked his part. Partly because he doesn't have that little kid style.
He's probably not a little kid anymore. He's got to be like 14. Not to the same extent. I think he's probably like 12.
But you can Wikipedia it and find out. I'm not going to do that. We're going to do it on a fly. We're allowed to do it.
I'm going to pick up C.J. Collins' big style. I put front-side flip. Because anyone who does a front-side flip gets a mention on a sports radio.
I think his front-side is awesome. Here's one. Future so E 2025. You heard it at first on a sports radio.
I was about that big 5-0 for his ender. Right? Crazy. Let me just go back on your statement that you said about his style.
I personally think he's got a stylist and he don't dress himself a shit. And I think if he just wore a t-shirt in shorts, like a fucking eight-year-old word, he wouldn't think the same way. He's 16 years old. No!
No! Turned Pro with Toy Machine. It took second place in the van's showdown, the US Open Huntington Beach. Sorry CJ.
Volcom Skate Team. So Volcom Address. Yeah, but he's got... I'm saying he ain't picking his fucking outfits out.
Every clip he's in. No. But every clip he's in, he's got a very similar thing. I like his look.
It works. I like his look. I'm saying he ain't dressed himself. But if he's 16 you might be.
I just thought he was 12. That's crazy. He's a little loud. So, you know what I mean?
That in all this year is it. Do you know what I mean? He didn't film that part of all this year. He's probably 14 in some of it.
The fair played you CJ. I'm going to knock you too out mate because your front-side flip was legitimate. One of the tricks I really liked was at Burnside or whatever. Yeah, I know one of the parts.
Is it like shove? The lake shove. But the lake front-shove. Because it kind of went...
Front-side air over. So Burnside is this old school, like the DIY spot, slash real spot. They want to call it the DIY, but I'm sure the fucking council would give him a little shit at my bro as well. But it's like FDR in Philadelphia.
It's like a transition park. Portland, Oregon, right? Yeah. If it's not, whatever.
It's not. It's all right. The front-side air is over this channel gap. But right at the end just pings a fucking lake shove it around and just carries on.
It's like, how tall is that transition? It's massive. It's got about nine foot. You know, it's going to get fucked up.
It's going to get fucked up. If you don't catch that right, if you catch that too early, you're going down. But it was almost... If you blinked at the wrong time, you would miss the lake shove.
Oh yeah. It was a great day. Yeah, real nice front-side air. But...
So you've got to take thumbs up, right? Super fun. Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up.
Nice. Who have we got next then? Oh! King.
The X-Sote. Former Sote mate, because X means... He ain't going to get it. He couldn't get it again.
He ain't going to get it, but it's first. Well, you should. I'd wait for him. Leo Romero mate.
Legend. Legend. Understatement. Understated legend.
What's he doing? This is my... Alright, Rich Canverify. I'm watching Leo Romero have a full heart.
So I just bet... I just bet my first notes. That's how to fucking 50-50. Because?
Verify. That's how you 50-50. Right, there we go. So me and John...
Yes, right. So the reason why I say that is because there's a lot of twisted 50s and we've spoken about this on Table Sports Radio recently that it would twist on 50 and I don't know how to twist on 50, right? But these new lads apparently do. But for me, how to fucking 50-50 and if you listen to Chris Cole's stomp sessions or whatever he does, it will tell you, you go hillside.
Hillside and hold on the fucking... You hold on and you'll butt it up against the rail, right? And it looks... Steve Nessa would tell you the same thing, right?
And he 50-50 will champion. They should do a will champion. They should have a heavyweight title and everything like that. But...
He's immaculate. Immaculate. The twisted just looks a little bit off to me. Hillside, hillside.
You're just square as a motherfucker. Anyway, so he starts this... He doesn't land the trick. He doesn't land the 50.
No. The first one you don't do. Which is kind of like it. It makes the part.
But he fifties this rail, Rich. Like, he just doesn't imagine like... You know, like, cups of scopes in the middle of... You know, like...
Absor a bottle or something like that. And you're just... He fucking does a whole... It's longer than a shot.
It's twice as long as it's shot. The fucking... Easily. I think I might have seen this.
Yeah, it tries it off, but... Yeah. It doesn't make it. But what I like about Leo is he does these kind of...
One cheeky push start. He'll give himself no room and just do a massive 50-50 or... Yep. Five-O or something.
One push start, yeah. And he knows how to construct the line. Right. Well, let me talk about this a couple of other lines.
So there's the one... I'm gonna go to one that I didn't write down. There was one that he didn't up-line. Yes.
He didn't up-line. He's 50-50 up-rail to finish it. I can't remember exactly what the... Pop-a-bar.
Who can be too high? No, not too long, Phil. Yeah, nice one. So that was the port of the...
Also, Skate-Go, if you didn't know, is in a covered market, that's a port I was gonna kindly leave. Really, politely, won't it? It was just checking. Just checking it we are going to leave.
We're going to leave. Because I'm a bit tinny-zier. I'll take a picture. We'll post it on your go.
Yeah. I mean, it's very professional. It's all over there. Yeah.
It's just about to speak to the microphone. So anyway, so we're talking about the up-line, right? He finished it with a 50-50. I can't remember what the first trick is.
Up-something. It's like an up-edge and then up-a-rail. But it's a backwards line. You know, he's 50-15 up-and it's a round-rail, by the way.
Yeah. Well, he was the first one to do that. In the state goal. Yeah.
He was the first one to do that. So let me get to the thing I was gonna say. So just after that, literally the sequence after that line was a... It was a five-up, ten-down.
And I can't remember. So he... I think he just... All he's up the five-up.
Yeah. Frontside flipped like a motherfucker on the ten-down. Immaculate frontside flip. Again, double-sub-treadio is frontside flip landing.
If you hit a frontside flip that good, Rich, and it is fucking beautiful, you get it... We can't not hold back on it. No. You know, what's a better trick than a frontside flip?
Exactly. Exactly. There is not a better trick than a frontside flip. A switch frontside flip?
Nah, I get out. Nah, I still prefer Penny's regular frontside flips, even though a red line is the switch frontside flip. You know, but legendary. In my notes, I have put that Leo has arguably the best non-flip.
In skateboarding. I like it. I would probably disagree with that strongly, but... Go on then.
Who's got a better one? Miles Silver's. Nah. Take that.
It's not a stylist. It's not a raw. Okay. Let me just...
So I got kickflip bumped a bar. Power. That's exactly what I put on my notes. Like he-man.
You know the kickflip bumped a bar I'm talking about on it. Yes. It's fucking heavy-duty shit. You better land that.
You better land that. Don't clip. Don't clip on that. It's called a porta cabin.
Kind of thing. What do you reckon to the nose, Maddy? Love it. Go on in, Johnny.
What's he doing up there then? I'm thinking it's like, oh, no, no, I love it. I was still gonna tell you that. I was still gonna tell you that I'm not about it.
He said exactly what the fuck's he doing up there then? Obviously, Taylor's a manual man. You can appreciate it. No, he's manual.
Like me. Doesn't mean Nolly flip out of it. Yeah. So yeah, he does have a good Nolly flip.
Anyway, let's go to the little friend section. The say friend section. It's still to your mind. It's a table.
Ed Templeton comes in with owner of the Thormucheen comes in with two nose blunts. And two nose blunts. I was still excited to see him. Two nose blunts.
Then there's a couple of other skaters that I didn't... I'm sorry, I didn't take the names down. Did you even die? Okay, so Billy Marks.
Yeah. He's also in this little sequence, but here's my note. Let him off Hammer time. Because he only probably had six tricks.
But Billy Marks is Billy Marks. Yeah. More notes is a fucking legend. We're in forlens.
Doing double kick rips. What more do you need? I mean, yeah. See, he gets a lot of rich.
Billy Marks is a... You know, he's a king. He's a king. Anyway, let's go to Matt Bennett.
Really like the tune. Really like the tune. Bennett grinds. I said switch front board down that kinker, right, which is ridiculous.
Yeah, that was quite a rock. And then to finish it, he had a big spin Bennett. But it was the triple back to back to back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So who hit Daniel? Daniel E frignette. I think it was Blake Carpenter. Then...
Or one in one. Then... That's probably something I went in. That's close.
We'd bump him out with the game with him. We could even board slide it. Yeah. And then big spin crooked Bennett.
Yeah, Matt Bennett. Lovely. There was one shot that he was board sliding the rail. And the cameraman got ahead of him.
And he was looking at a little rocky sort of deal. And it was like, that's how the fucking board slide. Right. That was just, you kind of get some fun.
So you see him front on. Okay. And he's like, he's rocking it. Just to show me he's got control.
But it just looked. It's like, that's how you fucking film a board slide. It's always coming out. Yeah.
Nice. Yeah, it's heavy. I'm gonna have to watch that again. Yeah.
Well, you definitely should. Right. So then it goes to the animation little sequence. Yeah.
I love that little animation. That was great. It went on longer than I expected. But in a good way.
Yeah. It was nice. I first you wanted to finish really early. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Right. So apparently some storyline with the orange one and the purple one don't get on.
Right. There's some apparently from this storyline. I'm telling you from what I've seen. And so the purple one's trying to kill the orange one.
It ends up grinding on the orange one's back as he falls off. He grinds on his back, rips his spine open everything. But then the orange one gets up as a skeleton. Stabbs the purple one, kills him or whatever.
Chucks his head against the screen. But then it cuts through the turtle character that I got. He was looking at his phone and watching his shit. He's got an Instagram and then he gets stabbed in the head through the phone by.
As he should do. Yeah. He's got an Instagram. Yeah.
He gets stabbed in the head through the phone and that's the animation sequence done. It's nice. Yes. It's well done.
And then we got Jamie Lee breath. Yeah. I didn't know how to pronounce the name. Libra.
Let me just do the spelling. Allee A B R A S. Then you said it right. What's that?
Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy. Libra.
Libra's. Libra's. Libra's as well. JL.
So I put front blunt on the fence. Which is fine with that. I didn't know as well. Yeah.
That is very, very fucking nice. What else are you going to do on that fence? Unless you're going to like 50 and then get off of it. Which is ridiculous.
What else do we want to see? The front blunt is the way forward. The only thing I really put about his part was his ender. The tail side round the curve.
Yeah. The wall right board slide as well. Yeah. I don't remember that.
Yeah. Wasn't remember that. I didn't watch it. Well, it's not mine.
Yeah. You might see Daniel Luthera's part, mate. So be honest. It's all one of the other ones.
It might be in the middle, lad. The weak fella. CJ. CJ.
Yeah. Yeah. The weak lad. The 16-hero.
Yeah. I'll do the fifth. Alright. We're gunna.
We're gunna up three. Yeah. We're gunna up three. Daniel Luthera's.
Do you know what want to say? Will you know what anyone else you want to say about Daniel Luthera? To be honest if John Hook left me a note I might be able to comment. Yeah.
So, yeah, Vans Pro, had a great part in spinning away. He's had a good couple of parts of the tour machine. He's been there for a while. They've had eight videos now.
And I think he's had the last couple. He's been in and around there. He's solid then. No, he's fucking solid.
He's rock solid. He's fucking solid. Like most of all companies would have him. You know what I mean?
He's just not. Yeah, you'd have him. Nice guy as well though. Not me.
Reminds me of Will. Oh yeah, yeah. Quality. Not on the look a little bit like, but it's not on the skate ability.
It's more of just how he is. How sound he is. How sound he is. Got it.
So what I first put was, and you're like this, great song. It's called, humdrum blues by the Growlers, mate. I don't know if you've ever heard this song, but check out, I'm sure it's on YouTube. Or try and find it on, as a musician, drum and bass artist, Rich Raw.
Where would you find his, where's the best place for someone to find his tune? What's the best, you know what I'm meaning? Like, where would you want someone to find you? Probably slightly relaxantly, but it's where the direction music is going.
Say Spotify. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm down with that, mate. I was, I'm not in front of you, not on Spotify, and I do take themselves off it for whatever reason, but...
Yeah, but they'll probably make him billions of quid, mate, and they just... But they'll be in the idiot, yeah. Cos, you know... Yeah, the masses are...