346: A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon Cormell

SponsorsBlueChewTry BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.comFactorHead to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year.KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.They get into:whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthywhether hunting is better than being huntedtrading years of your life for moneya racehorse that was secretly turned into soupthe worst things people have found in their foodthe woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a planefake airplane parts being sold to major airlinesa family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of deathawkward teenage penguinsa WWII pigeon carrying a coded messagea beetle photo that looks like a masked human facethe creepy dead bride mannequin legendfolklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old newsLots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen00:12:51 BlueChew Ad00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death00:34:39 Factor Ad00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes00:48:06 Kikoff Ad00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro