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EPISODE · Apr 9, 2026 · 1H 14M

349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus ​

from Dam Internet, You Scary! · host Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

​BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelpWhen life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodBlueChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.comUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on  @UltraPouches   New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus   joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.This episode includes:the surprising truth about funeral stripperspetty things people secretly judge others forcontroversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lostthe most dangerous jobs in the worldsocial media negativity and online behaviorgambling risks and real-life consequencestraveling and how it changes your mindsetMarcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdcA fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)00:32:31 BlueChew Ad00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + OutroComment below:Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

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