35. A Spread Open Book

Nicky is fleeced up and we're talking about Pixar shorts, the Six Flags guy, Momo, the blue whale challenge and Smallfoot. There's a Jollibee Story, and we investigate what exactly halo halo is. We discuss a man who dipped his balls in salsa and one who dipped his balls in a petri dish. We're going to each start our own warrior colonies of Sea Monkeys, and we learn about Nate's favorite superhero. We have a Jason Momoa revelation, Nate is an Alex Jones sympathizer, and we discuss the horrible epidemic that is Rockjaw, Mr. Socko, Bulma and we check out some censorship in Dragonball. Then Jake models his hands and we talk about people throwing cheese at their babies. Joints of the Week are "It's Automatic" by Freestyle, "Gray" by Slenderbodies and "You Don't Know" by Loyle Carner. We talk popcorn, and think about getting in to breakdancing. Nicky questions the coolness of British people, which leads to some talk of Ali G. We watch a white wave check and wonder what's going on in high schools these days. We go through some analytics, and discuss our greatest endeavor yet: Nate's premium snapchat. More on that to come. Email complaints to [email protected]