Kathy, it's a yes, but yeah, are you ready for magic? You know, we're talking perfectly normally I always know when you hit record cuz then you go get it. Yeah, I Always have this sneak up on you and like have some sort of some sort of dirty naughty information thing I'm gonna poke you in the vagina. Don't poke in the vagina or the bum.
Well, I know you're definitely not an anal person So this is very very true, so but I'm still holding out hope the last time we did a show You were literally on the verge of dragging your horny crotch across the floor just to get some action You know what you got to rephrase that I was not literally dragging my vagina You're like a dog wiping its ass. You're like oh it causes friction the floor at least wants me Oh my and then you bark cuz you're a dog person You're all rolling up like balls of carpet and t-shirts and stuff creating like a bumpy floor drag your vagina obstacle course To give you like different sensations. That's it make sure that all the listeners hear that so any potential suitors just say that's it I'm out. That's it.
No potential suitors are like this bitch is gonna be easy to please That is a that's a big trip with some some of us more giving non-greedy guys. Oh my god There's I mean that's cheat codes You know cuz it's like sometimes it's a little stressful when you're like you really want to make your partner feel good And then sometimes you know you have those doubts of yourself and am I gonna say hard long enough? Am I gonna last long enough? Am I gonna hit the right spot blah blah blah?
And then sometimes when there's that woman who's like look just blow on my arm and I'll come you know So sometimes that is just a horrible thing But basically what you're saying is that I am such a fucking dumpster fire that I'll take anybody just take all comers man Take all comers you mean you're not no, that's true. You're right Well, that's it well no the whole idea is to the guys that are wanting to Pleasure Cathy which we now know there's a bunch of them because they email so we we want to let them know that hey Not it's gonna be good. You know Kathy is really in that place. So it's not I am highly motivated That's what we want pervert about cast a gmail calm.
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You're about to hear It's for mature audiences only viewer discretion is advised that means you don't have to listen to it But if you're curious here we go Hello and welcome to pervert podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and the human mind Recording life from a all together different Zen caster. I'm Kathy help me. I Think I'm not me. I am count boogie.
I'm telling you Kathy. It's got to be on its way There's the sheer the the law of averages is on my side here Yes, because there's only so far you can go without somebody out there hitting on you So the sheer numbers indicate that I've got I'm gonna get laid soon I think that is a healthy level of optimism I mean, it's like thinking of you know planets that are like earth in the galaxy and in among all the galaxies You know, there's that habitable goldilocks zone and that you know That's not too close to the Sun not too far from the Sun and that's kind of like your vagina is In that habitable zone right now. Yeah, and there's a lot of other solar systems that could start bumping into you know what I'm saying Badging us We have to listeners left. I don't care.
I don't care. Let me show you how much I don't care Kathy Okay, this is the show where I don't care. I have never played a break from my radio show You know, I'm in Texas and I'm doing that radio show. They're actually paying a lot of come of money Tell the listeners what you mean by break Oh, when you say a break.
That's like when the DJ goes on the air and says blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then They say the name of the station a couple times and then it goes to commercial or into another song That's called a break or segment or whatever, but usually it's just called a break So my job at the station on the drive time guy from 3 p.m. To 7 p.m You are now going to learn might cuz I don't care anymore Kathy. I don't care Just don't care if people know who I am and I don't think my boss cares and it's such a it Well, I look why why why why appreciate this? I just want to make sure that this is not a self sabotage exercise No, no cuz there's nothing to sabotage.
Well, I'm just saying I don't want this to be like boogie secretly thinking I'm gonna say I don't care. I don't have anything left to lose when in reality boogie knows that this means he's gonna get fired No, and if I get fired, dude, come on listen. Here's why okay I've done probably a total of five months of breaks for this show. That's five days a week eight breaks a show So that's 40 40 breaks a week 160 breaks a month times five I have done hundreds and hundreds of breaks giving out emails and phone numbers and whatever I have never gotten one Response from anyone and it's corpus.
It's a fairly big city. They're listening, but nobody gives a fuck about me I love the way you say it like you're in prison. I've done five months five months of time Well, and you're like this times this like you're making little notches on the concrete cell Feels like it so I don't if you don't get any reaction then you're like I'm busting my ass. I'm trying to write jokes or say something funny You know, it's it's a weird situation at this station and it's a you know Kathy today.
I get an email from my boss, and I got my first reaction From somebody that wasn't my boss or people at the station and they like me they think I'm real you know, whatever But no listeners actually call the station and talk about me or whatever this was the first time I got a reaction Kathy it wasn't a good reaction. Oh, no, no, no So I'm just gonna go ahead and play the break when I was six point five band tango radio new alternative first I am Zane Malone and today is national potato day and national men's grooming day So of course my fine band tango listeners in the spirit of the efficiency and following FCC guidelines this morning I said on the toilet and shaved my potatoes which as you get older they kind of start to look like that But now my potatoes are a tasty dish, but unfortunately nobody wants to come to dinner Sad face emoji whatever enjoy your potatoes and good grooming habits while keeping it right here on the worldwide band tango Boogie so she potatoes so Kathy apparently there is an elementary school. Oh my god That keeps my station on in the office. This is why I don't give a shit to my boss Texts he's and he's like laughing like he's total life because he knows me.
He's no I've known this guy for 20 years And he's like hey, let's yeah, maybe oh No, no, no, no boogie boogie boogie. What were you thinking my first reaction because I just you know Sometimes I just I knew when I turned it in I said that one might be a little much But I don't care don't care so from now on I have to be like Mickey Mouse and I'll be all hi kids I'm Mickey Mouse, you know the last time I was getting fucked to the ass by Hitler Go to extremes. It's either shaved potatoes or Mickey Mouse. Why can't it be somewhere in the middle?
I guess it has to be I don't know I just thought that shit was funny my first reaction got yelled at by an elementary school What have you been up to Kathy? I would have loved it. They wrapped you on the knuckles with a ruler I bet you oh my on my nutsack on my shaved potatoes It's almost like it's almost like you're acting out like a child does when they don't get enough attention Yes, yes, Kathy. That is a great observation and actually pretty damn accurate Oh, no, when be be listeners those and questions Kathy's bottle feels attention She must go to read kinky posts and fuck the problems Oh, no, we try to solve them.
Kathy what's going on in the red it's in the red it's well That's right. I said it. I'm in it. I read it.
I read I post that made me see read because I was so angry when I read this because I'm gonna give you Analysts and the heads up right now This is a pet peeve of mine and you're gonna hear me get all up in this motherfuckers face because I hate it when people do They should to me so I'm just giving you that warning if you don't want to hear Kathy going off on somebody You know fast forward to the next segment or something I am putting on my helmet right now, but on your helmet and get in the game Alright, this is a dude who wrote a post that I'm just gonna give it the title because I can't do it justice by paraphrasing it It's called my wife is giving me the quote. You pick a place to eat treatment in the bedroom So I kind of have to figure things out on my own right away. I'm like oh no That is your beaver this yeah, so apparently this is a woman that they've been married a while and she wants to try being a sub But he flat out says he doesn't trust her because communication on her part and these are his words absolutely sucks Now he tries to make it sound better by saying, you know, I'm not blaming her She just she all the excuses. I've heard she can't put what she wants into words She just describes the feeling but not any scenarios bullshit like that So his problem is he that he says that she that she says she enjoys the idea of being a sub But he's not sure if she's gonna enjoy the reality of it his final end of the post is I'm afraid I could ruin a potentially fulfilling fetish for her if I don't do it right that is genuine and very very honest and valid Concerned because and first off I'm gonna start off Kathy because I know you and I are on the same page with this and we've seen this work disaster Obviously in our own relationships and our own communications with our partners, but without being funny duddies sure This can technically work sometimes the go ahead and try some shit and let's see what happens That can work and you know if there's good chemistry and maybe if you guys know each other a little bit and you know Maybe can eyeball when something's not going right.
Yeah, sure sure it can work but a lot of times it can also do exactly what this guy says and Make your partner completely turn off to anything kinky because you have no fucking idea what they're into neither Do they and it can go bad? Yeah? And then I kind of you know I pull my head down and I draw my fingers close and I go and Kathy Well, I think you know what I'm gonna say this is this is a fucking deal breaker for me if if I If I wrote a book about the seven years I was with the shithead It would be entitled don't withhold information from Kathy or you will have to endure her wrath and No, no, no, no with all the information is the mortal sin in Kathy's book And what's especially worse is when people do it By hiding behind the I'm just shy I'm introverted. I have problems with communication.
No, you don't motherfucker You're being fucking lazy. You don't want to put the work in you don't want to step out on the limb So you've learned that you can quite nicely hide behind that now I'm gonna say again what you're hearing is my years and years and years of having to deal with people who do this very thing I have nothing but sympathy and empathy for people who actually have Behavioral or personality issues that keep them from being able to communicate effectively. So that's not what I'm talking about unfortunately in my experience I have encountered an overwhelming amount of people from co-workers to friends to family members to intimate partners Who simply don't want to fucking do the work and so they sit back and they hide behind those words. I'm just shy I'm introverted.
I don't know how to communicate and that to me is we may as well relabel that as I don't respect you Kathy I don't thinking well enough of you To give you the things that you need in order to have an effective relationship And I don't put up with that shit and I don't forgive it easily You want to you want to make me your men and me for life is to do that and not apologize and instead make excuses because it is It is my number one rule and it is something I don't put up with so when I hear something like this Where the guy actually the entire post he's being he's trying to make light of it He's actually making a few jokes and trying to be funny about it But the bottom line is you've got a really sucky communicator as a wife and there's no denying that you can sugarcoat it Anyway, you want and you don't have to be a good communicator If you know that going in you walk in with your eyes open and that's fine But what's happening is this dude is going way overboard and trying to take all the fucking responsibility on himself and giving her a pass Every fucking time by just saying she can't help it That's just the way her mind works and that kind of pass that people give to others is what pisses me off Don't give her a path pass. Just call it what it is She's behaving in a cowardly way up I don't like calling people cowards because I don't think people are cowards across the board I think that they behave in ways that are cowardly and he is getting her a pass every time and he's someone who's gonna suffer because He's gonna do something just like he says in which she it'll ruin it for her or it'll harm her in some way And he'll blame himself for it when in reality she has nobody to blame but herself so Kathy it sounds like you have some Relatively articulate strong and well seasoned feelings I've got some issues about this the whole time. I'm just sitting back just going And I am a little more optimistic and light-hearted about this you and I are both the same I can't be in a relationship with somebody that can't once again just like you I Surely understand people with difficulties in communicating that acknowledge that difficulty and then you're like okay Well, let's take the adventure you're worth it Let's work on this and if someone's willing to work on that communication Regardless of kinker or your sexuality, but just that communication in that relationship Understanding that that is really the only way to have a relationship with someone like me then I'm willing to work with you I'm willing to go through that process bit by bit if you're willing to put in the effort I'll put in some effort if you are not willing to put on in that effort then we are done There is no I don't I don't have any time for that I don't have any ability to do that because just like you I've never had any experience with somebody of my personality of that going well If you can be with somebody where minimal communication is required and you have kind of you know You just don't have those needs to have that level of intimacy with someone they up You know find your mate find your you know find your happy place But for most people that doesn't work when you are going into kinky play and you are taking big risks You are taking physical risks. You are taking legal risks You are taking risks of triggering traumas or creating new traumas, you know you Have to communicate through that Otherwise you are going to be in danger of those things going bad It doesn't have to be a lot of communication and of course once you get to a certain point to where you understand Okay, this is your pain threshold because you can start in and be like, oh, okay.
Well, it's a smorgasbord I guess I'm gonna ball gag you tie you up and then dry anal fist you and cut off your hair because maybe I think you like that That's an extreme case obviously, but if you don't have some basic information Then it can and will go bad and then the burden is on him. Yeah, and he's kind of enabling exactly at that point You just start making excuses for somebody and that just becomes you're enabling somebody to keep pushing you in that awkward situation because Going back to the play risk aware is not ignorant and unaware. Those are two different things Right, you can't be risk aware without knowing the actual risks of each activity if you have said, okay Well, I'm gonna try some spanking with you, okay And they're willing to at least let you know through each of those types of play what they like and what they don't like Okay, fine You can get to a point to where you can build like your buffet menu and then just kind of go for it But without that basic communication first you really run the risk because I'm just you're just now assuming that this person is gonna know What I just that's I don't know. I won't do it.
I just won't do it. Well, I agree I think you got you and I are both on the same page. I think the only difference between us is that I Just have such an overwhelming negative experience with this that I tend to go a little crazy and Not put up with even a small amount of it and I think the reason is that I think you hit the nail on the head I'm willing to go along and to help 100% if you are on board and you want to talk about your issues with communication I'm not that big of a hard ass But it's when people dig in their heels and refuse to move from where they aren't expect someone else to do the work in which I become Absolutely livid that they're taking the lazy selfish way out. So that's yeah, fuck a man Inky So good to see my friend you you're looking kooky in your little waveform meaning I don't actually see what you look like Yes, you look the same I think my hair is longer I think then last time you saw me but other than that I'm pretty much the same.
Oh, you're so you're like all Sven hippie, you know, you're Oh, you're own Sigma. Yes. We'll go with that. I am you're own Nickman instead of like your own trash I'm your own Nickman.
You don't have your hair up in a man bun. Do you I? Do yeah, oh god damn it a Nickman. It's like a hundred.
I am not no it is way too hot to keep my hair down all the time Alright, I forgive you I'm just old but I mean I technically cuz I'm like oh I just hate the man bun thing But then I'm like, you know in all those like Asian, you know Japanese photos like man buns have been around for thousands of years Yeah, you know the whole man bun thing so I'm like it's not that it's like super new But it's just I don't know it looks weird to me I'm old I maybe I'm just buttered that I don't have any hair except on my back and my fat ass I mean that's fair I mean it's also the same like I get I get ground people who like you know turn their nose up at wearing a kilt And I'm like literally every culture has had like skirt type things that everybody wore like it didn't matter your gender No, just well, I mean, it's just access. Yeah, I like that the bugs can get there But so can a lovely hand and it hasn't it is delightful Well, very good. Have you had any other delights that you would like to tell us about finding one? I have had I've been able to play a couple times recently getting that lovely I've gotten to beat a couple of delightful asses lately and A friend came into town a couple weeks ago and this was before before they they left like right when COVID was hitting right when lockdown was Hating and so I haven't like we've got you know We kept in touch over Facebook We haven't seen each other in like two or three years And so they came into town and we were friends with benefits before and so we you know hung out and you know caught up for last time a little bit Did you make penitrado with little enigma?
I I did in their their mouth. Oh, okay Hey, man, penitrado in the mouth though is pretty good. Oh to me. Oh, bro.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Old-eck-nigma got a blowjob.
Yeah And more listeners have now turned off but we're gonna talk about anal so stick around We're gonna talk about the anal sensations coming up here pretty good Well, that's a lot of fun and of course your partner had a good time too because you're you're giving gentle non-greedy man sexually Which I always appreciate about you. Oh, yes, yes They they asked to come a couple of times and I also beat them up which they haven't had in a while And so they were they were nice and floaty when I took them home, you know, it sounds strange to the average non kinky person But to a kinky person she got to come and I beat her up. It just it we're like oh, yeah That is so nice. It's about as wholesome as we get and that is truly that is King wholesome right there.
It's basically family programming Well enigma we have a couple topics we're gonna get into and both of them I like why don't you let's do the quick one first So we can bitch and rant. Okay, let's do the research one first if that's okay I'm sure so this first article comes from psychology today And it is entitled when sex research and sex therapy clash So as we talked about on the show because of the taboo that's still lingers around sex research There isn't a lot of it out there yet that is changing But with the growth of more research it does make it a little trickier for sex therapists or therapists in general The research is great, but we confronted with a question like how long how long does it take for someone like me? It's orgasm that can be tricky to really talk about you can talk type the question in the Google get an answer and then compare them compare yourself to that answer There are a lot more questions within the original like what are we measuring? How do you define an orgasm when we talking external eternal etc?
If you've ever read or heard the vagina monologues they have a whole bit about different people describing their vaginas and how their orgasms feel Every single monologue is extraordinarily different, right? So you have Google you found out that you're not normal based on some scientific article and then you brought it to your therapist saying I'm not this way and the results brought up tend to show a lot of shame and self doubt that didn't need to be there So experience like this really help explain the divide between our limited research and real world issues that we're still dealing with in therapy work together with therapists to figure out how to deal with the world and orgasms and how you get that works for you So not necessarily what the research says so we maybe need to create a world where someone doesn't have to be normal or fit in Within some finite Belkert. Okay Now then yes now then normally people know because you know all my years of hanging out with me You taught me to be skeptical of research and believe me we're gonna have fun doing a little research trashing Okay, but this topic specifically made me have a different reaction Based on the fact that in this case that this therapist was talking about was She had a female client that was like Oh now I feel like I'm broken because I don't match up to these averages that they're talking about and it takes me You know, I don't orgasm that way or whatever whatever so the whole idea of Creating that you come when you want to come and that's the only way to you know spare someone's feelings There's a part of that that I absolutely agree with but then there's also a thing that says hey There's nothing wrong with having research that says we interviewed 10,000 people and the average for a normal literal orgasm or a normal penetration orgasm is this there's nothing wrong with that and the reason I say that is Because you can say okay. Well, I don't match up to that average What if there's a problem?
What if you have a psychological problem about your orgasms and you're having some fight or flight issues and the thing that dr No talks about and we've talked about on the show I don't know what that name is where it's a mental issue that puts you into fight or flight so you have painful sex or whatever I don't think in general constantly coddling people because their feelings are hurt that they aren't average I don't think that's necessarily bad because if you're like, oh, will you just come whenever you want? That's okay? Well, what if there's an actual problem, right? What if this person is having an actual problem?
It's okay to balance the two out and say well, maybe that's what the average is but you don't have to be average If you are in a healthy state of mind you can have an orgasm whenever you want But it but we shouldn't ignore the fact that someone comes to their therapist and says well I'm not like that and so is there a problem. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I know I do understand it and I kind of relate to it a little bit I you know you and I share that you know, we have some ED issues and you know, I have gone to a point It's probably a big reason why I'm Demi I've gotten to a point where it's like the people I interact with the people that I have sex with they know that and you know I come to accept that about myself But it doesn't mean I'm not gonna like I'm I have wonderful medical debt right now because I'm trying to like look into it and see if there's Some sort of physiological issue why but I definitely think you know as articles go This definitely doesn't really get into the nuance of you can you can find acceptance for yourself But still, you know, maybe look at what's wrong to see if there's anything any actual underlying issue or if it's just how your body works Yeah, and getting back into the research now We can trash research a little bit because you know you and I have to trash research every time Obviously because it is especially in the sexual arena because it is now just getting to where people are getting funding to do these research Mm-hmm do this research. Sorry, I'm an idiot That's exciting, but sometimes the sample pools are very small in these research articles Yeah, sometimes they're only researching, you know, 20 50 100 people and that of course is not gonna give you a full-scale Ability to see the whole world right it's just a small sampling and then you also have to kind of follow the money Who's funding this research do they have an agenda are they trying to develop their research to sell a medicine or sell a product?
Or are they a religious organization that they're you know researching crime and sexuality or you know What is the agenda of the people doing the research that's something you should also look at as well But in general, I'm supportive of more research, right? I'm absolutely supportive of research, but it's just of course if you see statistics and things like that Don't take it at face value. It may be a very small sample pool Yeah, and it's the problem that the article even touches on to like like the the problem with having so little research that what is out there? You need to look at it harder.
It's like the whole thing with COVID when it first started We had one or two research studies and so that we couldn't really make it We shouldn't have really made any like serious hard core decisions because we didn't have sufficient data yet And so like right now when we have so few research studies on on just sex in general to try to base and your entire opinion on what's going on with you On one or two articles out of one or two articles ever you definitely need to take that with a great result I think in general. Yeah, and also as far as the therapists are concerned Let's not get so coddling of our patients feelings that we ignore that there might be a real issue Right and it's and and your job is a therapist is even if the person is quote-unquote abnormal or dysfunctional Your job as a therapist is to help them realize that they're still an amazing person that has an amazing life to live and an amazing mind to explore Just because you know everyone's has something that's not right or not average or whatever And that's part of what makes us unique and interesting and the ways that we have to overcome those obstacles and challenges Just like you and I with the Ed and different things that has developed us into these better people So don't be afraid of the things that make you dysfunctional have normal Whatever quote unquote broken because those are gonna create opportunities for you to be a better person And we shouldn't be afraid of that just because we're afraid that it's gonna butt hurt someone's feelings Thank you very much So we have one more article and ironically enough this is actually more research So this comes from insider.com and it is entitled researchers uncovered three techniques for female anal pleasure about After interviewing thousands of women No small sample size here so researchers at Indiana University have figured out three techniques for some pleasurable anal sex The researchers had noticed that most studies about anal pleasure focus specifically on penetration But not any specific techniques and they wanted to find out if strategy mattered So they gathered survey results from over 30,000 poor women and a thousand in-person interviews So the results of the survey brought three main techniques to the surface and just the purposes these names are not the most creative things in the world But they do get the point across the first one is called anal surfacing or touching around the rim but not necessarily going in Surf in the room. Yeah, I mean you got to get it. Yeah surfacing get it.
You're surfing surfing the ring. Yeah, okay That was enjoyed by 40% of the women's Study the next one is called and again not the most creative names in the world anal shallowing Or just going inside the anal opening no further than the first knuckle or so this was enjoyed by 35% of the women and then anal pairing or Touching slash penetrating the anus at the same time as vaginal clitoral stimulation was enjoyed This was enjoyed by 40% of the participants So the article also touches on the main safety thoughts for getting into anal sex lots of lube take it slow with toys or fingers before you go For straight up fucking etc. We've talked about this on the show before But basically new pleasurable touch techniques can be discovered at any age They researched everybody from 18 to like 94 years old What they just want you to explore your pleasure wherever you can here here. I'm very excited about Enigma we have played with many buttholes.
It's true there. I have I was thinking about it while researching this and How glorious how glorious the female butthole is to me. What a special challenging place like it's literally I mean don't get me wrong I'm a vagina freak as well, but there is something that is that is so challenging about a Woman's anus. There's something that because you know There's so many possible negative experiences that they've had because I've I've read what do you call a d program?
I've d program many negative anal experiences with partners over the years that you know Maybe they were young and the person they were with was young and they didn't have any of this research available Any of these instructions and I kind of just you know tried to fuck the ass like a pussy and it ripped and it was painful And that was the end of their anal experimentation and that's pretty normal and now that we have more education I would love to see if more people are having less negative experiences with anal I'm sure it's not a big percentage because you know men Yeah, you know We were all young and dumb at some point But it's just exciting to know that we now have this information that we can talk about all of these techniques openly and find out Out of thousands of people studied that you these are big percentages 40% 35% 40% for techniques that don't necessarily have to do with fucking an ass These are things that women find pleasurable in this and it is a much higher percentage Then they used to think because they just categorized anal sex as fucking and so I love this article And I love the fact that we can tell our listeners and maybe even some of our newer listeners that are getting ready to explore anal We're curious about that for both men and women. It's both pretty much the same thing the ass is very similar in both male and female buttholes but got to start with some some good anal etiquette Some things that are very important these before we start digging into these techniques Always keep your butt stuff as far as women are concerned always keep your butt stuff as far away from the vagina as you can Yep, and I'm and for for I have to explain even if you do all the techniques great and you give her the best anal experience She's ever had she comes like thunder. She's like, oh my god. I never knew anal could be so great.
You're excited You're laughing she's like I can't wait to do this every day and then within 24 hours to 48 hours She starts having burning sensations and smells and Uncomfortable feelings and she has to go to a doctor that may or may not be judgmental of the fact that she played with her ass And then go through an entire procedure to deal with a very uncomfortable UTI No matter how hot the anal was she will be very reluctant to do it again So take your time to clean take your time to make sure that even if you're just touching the outside and you're not gonna penetrate Go wash the butthole now and keep that and keep your butt stuff away from the vagina if as as best you can Yeah, and I mean this article also touches on the whole idea of you know You don't necessarily have to have penetration to have fun sex You can play around in the outside you can play with you can find different erogenous zones that aren't necessarily the genitals And so you don't necessarily have to go perfectly inside I also wanted to bring up that they do make I wish I knew what it was called But I have seen like basically rubber underwear that covers the vagina or the the front genitals area So you can actually have the anal and it actually will help protect the front part from getting any of the juices that may occur any of the poop Yeah, yeah, yeah a UTI urinary tract infection occurs when fecal matter makes its way into urethra and the bacteria from that Then it gets the infection it can go really bad. It can work its way up inside and then it gets really really bad So yes, of course, whatever you can do to protect. I don't know how many people are gonna want to put on like giant rubber underwear This is fair Unless they're really into like latex or whatever and then it becomes like a whole thing Yeah, you know I think that's cool whatever you can do to to protect to protect yourself And I think this is what's also really good about the second thing that they didn't talk about in this article They talked about lube and and the anal anus isn't self-lubing blah blah blah and that's very very true But the other thing is is one of the biggest sources of anal pain during intercourse is that fight or flight response in your sphincter? That does not want to let go and then you force it through and it sends just fireballs of pain into your brain and All of these techniques that they're talking about here help relax the sphincter and actually then get you ready For your sphincter to release and then and you've heard it you've heard it from over and over again from people who are very into Anal and some people are built for anal and you can literally within 20 seconds you can fuck them You know like a you know like a fuck look at how brilliant and articulate I am you're fucking like a fuck Very good word choices, but 98% of everyone else needs to have their ass warmed up Yeah and so all of these little things like the anal surface saying and the shallowing and Just getting that little bit inside or a small butt plug or stuff like that all of those help somebody relax enough to where they can then Relax that sphincter muscle and then get them prepared for other more penetrative types of play Yeah, you gotta take your time.
Don't rush it. It's a lot more fun if you take your time and you know talk to each other Invest yes invest and this is invest in the future of an ass because we watch you know Hey, dude, I get it You know I was a young guy and you watch porn and those chicks take it up the ass like champions and you're like that is the coolest thing ever and You know, but you got to invest and understand that if you treat the butthole with respect You can have a relationship with that butthole for years to come So just take your time look at the bigger picture keep your eye on the prize or the bigger Butthole the bigger butthole you can do it man. You can fucking do it I want to get a big A on my shirt and be an anal coach I love it. You can do that go jerk off 20 times first smack him in the dick with a fucking ruler No, no, you do not have to fucker the first time in the ass and the team logo is just a brown star Yes, yes Ah, Nigma.
I missed you. I missed you too, baby. I missed you god damn it I have so much chaos going on over here, but we're still working at it And it's so fun to just be able to openly talk about this Afterory like on my right never mind. I'll tell you about it after the listeners heard it before okay And Nick if our fine listeners want to get ahold of us where are they gonna contact us?
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She said it just like that by the way I want you to know that just writing in to let you know that after two years I finally got into some kinky fuckery over the weekend and then now Officially in my first ever kinky relationship with a sub whose kinks are a near perfect match for my own wow It sounds like she's like digging in action here. She I don't know I think I think I think our end is just digging in right into us and going hey I found my perfect match you guys don't have a perfect match. That's how I read it. I think you're interpreting that wrongly No matter how much we say we're doing horrible.
I think people are like oh, they're just hamming it up You know they get all sorts of sex. They're the perverted podcast people They can't be that pathetic. They can't be that drought-ridden sexually. Oh, no you are wrong Wrong you are fine listeners.
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Yeah, if we dig our heads out of our asses We have had a lot more experiences than newcomers That is obvious me even though we have a drought right now and it hasn't been all that great You and I together have had hundreds and hundreds of legitimate kinky experiences We have worked at a big Los Angeles dungeon and put on literally hundreds of events and parties We have witnessed classes we have taught classes We have seen and done many many wonderful kinky things and to be able to share that with an audience Who most of which are newcomers to the kink? They don't care that we're in a drought our experiences that we've had are still valuable Just because the date has changed on the timestamp It is very important for people who have a lot of experiences to share that because there are so many fuck ups that you and I have made And have witnessed in our years in that active lifestyle that are very priceless Things I wish I would have known and it's so exciting to hear somebody that's like yeah I didn't have to make some of those mistakes because you guys sucked There's something very validating about that and of course You know we didn't always suck and and some of the things we've done have been Incredible and worked out very well, but it is so important And that's why I'm so grateful not just for perverted podcast and our opportunity to do this here But all of the sex positive podcasts all of the teachers all of the doctor does and people like that out there that are taking their best Information and sharing it so hopefully more people can have more success because just like we talked about in the last thing It's a it's an easy thing to blow The opportunity to be a kinky person for the rest of your life It's very very easy to have some bad first experiences and be completely turned off to the process and never again Explore your kinky side and that literally drives me insane to think about all of the millions of people out there that will never be able to Honestly explore their legitimate desires because there was nobody there to tell them yeah You're gonna make some mistakes and maybe here's some things to avoid but in general it's gonna be amazing Right Yeah, I gotta tell you Isn't that one of our pins we fuck up so you don't have to who was that Lazarus? Yes, it made those pins for fucking what happened? The Lazarus I haven't heard from that guy in a million years.
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All right. I'm sorry. I fucked it up and called you a girl at the beginning Hey, Kathy some of us don't care you call me a girl every day. I don't think it's gonna make anyone upset Okay, tell me your little girl Kathy you're my little girl boogie.
Mmm. Mummy. Oh god, please don't mama Can I suck a lot your breast? No, you certainly can't not Put a pigtail wig on me You are gonna give me fucking nightmares.
I swear to god. I'll just sit That's it. I'm gonna hit on record right now Oh, I'm a good girl I think we need to end the show because we have hit an all-time low if you start going my mind's making suckling noises Oh, Kathy. Let me tell you.
This isn't even half as low as you and I are capable of going It's we're desperately kicking like like when fucking the guy was gonna be eaten by jaws and he's sliding down the boat into his mouth That's that's us. That's our show Kicking to not enter the mouth of jaws. Oh, that's a terrible ending to that movie That's just awful that is us slowly making our way down into the gaping mob jaws No, let's just shove a tank in there and blow that shark to shit and get out there and start getting some dick and batch Well then Thank you to all of our amazing listeners who keep both boogie and myself motivated to continue recording Well, that's right. No pressure intended, but without you and your support patreon we would have no reason to go on So farewell my friends keep us in your thoughts patreon and don't forget we do this all for you Thank you so much, Kathy If you are interested in supporting perverted podcast and or sponsoring and selling a product we can help you do that We have sponsorships now available.
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