#3687: Mr. Hand Pay

Mike lands his dream guest, slot superstar Mr. Hand Pay, and immediately starts auditioning for the role of new best friend. Jason Belkey takes us behind the jackpot curtain to talk real wins, brutal losses, casino math, fake gambling streams, and why a hand pay is considerably less sexy than it sounds. Elsewhere, a plastic bag defeats a fleet of robot cars, Powerball fever inspires a mile-wide chocolate pie, and some criminal cats pull off the purr-fect heist. We get wonderful news from Linda’s surgery, while Mike and the boys attempt to build a backyard pitcher’s mound without sacrificing any fingers—or misusing the pitcher’s rubber. Robb’s head becomes a studio lighting instrument, Kathy Hilton battles the basic rules of Wheel of Fortune, and the show closes by proving that people in 1985 had no idea how annoying pocket-sized video calls would become.Our Sponsors:* Check out Quince: https://www.quince.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy