path girl yes look for dance 10 for looks three dance 10 looks three and I'm still out on employment dance for my own enjoyment that ain't a kid that ain't a kid come on come on do you remember I hope you give me three Jesus dude when I was a kid I was just remembering I used to go to the library and you could take records out and to the actual records and I remember I got a chorus line I don't know why because there was dancing girls on the front I had no idea what a musical was and I remember being like this little kid like seven years old and there was a song on it called dance 10 looks three and it was this it was all about I guess people making it in Hollywood and she was talking about the fact that you know she was flat and so they said oh you're a great dancer but we're not gonna give you the part so she went and got a boob job and and an ass job and this was like 70 something I don't know and I remember I was mesmerized because mesa mesa mesa that's how fucking crazy I was at seven years old I'm like she's talking about boobies and butts because the whole song's all tits and ass got the bingo bongo bun and I was just thinking about that while I was kind of itching in my crotch and was like hey for dance 10 looks three and that's kind of me that's a shot at least we're fucking three my crotch is a three crotch 10 looks three no crotch 10 no no no no we should just we should just stop thank you ladies and gentlemen it's been a great show the following show is from a true audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it please go fuck yourself one two three four do you feel your sex life is quite lame scared that your desires might be straight come and join the kinky world of play hello and welcome to perverted podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and the human mind recording on Zen caster from the top of the Empire State Building I'm not girl I am cow boogie I do not want to be on the top of the Empire State Building yeah I was in New York City for five days dealing with family drama but that one of the local radio stations is from the top drop of the Empire State Building and which was probably a lie they just no actually they're up and they're up and I actually one of the guys who's on the show I went to high school with so they were in the Empire State Building with King Kong and all the other fucking crazy people that I just saw a movie that they that it was a Tom Cruise movie where the Empire State Building was like knocked down or something I don't know but you had you survived New York now let me ask you because you grew up in New York you grew up in New York and of course you've been to probably a few CD clubs in New York oh yeah so have you been to CD King clubs in New York yes actually um God a long time ago when I first got married so this was probably 96 97ish my ex-husband and I before we even started the swinging there was a there's a famous club that's still open in Manhattan called the vault okay for that yeah and there's also another one which I don't know is still there which was called the Hellfire Club now here here's a funny story about the Hellfire Club so we went on Valentine's day of one year and we're walking around of course I know nothing about King except what I've seen the movie's TV I am nowhere near the King's lifestyle we haven't even started going through a swinger wife yet but we're standing at the bar where they're only serving non-alcoholic drinks and then my ex-husband goes to me and goes hey I know that guy like what he goes yeah there's a guy over there in a leather miniskirt and no top and he's getting lead around on the chain and stuff he's like yeah I know that guy I'm like no you don't I'm like even though I had no king sense yet I still had some common sense of you probably shouldn't go talk to him and I'm like he goes charging up to the guy and goes hey so and so uses his real love it was a former boss of it sitting there I'm like oh wow I mean I didn't know King protocol yet but I sure is no well that those you know that was a party foul yes to our perverted podcast listeners who may be new going to a dungeon if you recognize someone you know you're both in the fucking dungeon so okay that's fine but never run up to somebody and call them by their real name yeah if you know them you can make eye contact and I've done it with people before they've come in the dungeon that I know and you're like hey and they're like hey and I'm like what do I call you and then they will give you whatever name you call and please do that because that is that is a major party felt even though you're both in the dungeon yeah you know that being said I've had people freak out you know oh my god I saw so-and-so and we're like you're you're both here yeah so it's not like you're both guilty so go on so so was there lots of common skis all over the place no I mean there was a girl who was in a vacuum bed oh those are just out of store hanging out and she was having an impact scene done then there was another slave on display who had a sign around her neck that said basically like feel free to touch me anywhere and you know there were various people walking by and like touching her poop touching her thigh you know I think one guy actually went and grabbed her crotch and stuff but it was just basically like her master was standing there but like basically like you know you know you want to touch go ahead so I did not predict but it was interesting because as a not not even a newborn kinks are yet I mean just comparing it to what I had seen on TV and movies it was interesting to actually see the physical representations of it and then watching people get impact and like trying to understand why people did this you know not you know just not just for the shock factor but like people were having fun and it's like why are they having fun getting beaten so well how amazing that you segway that eventually into our topic that we're gonna be talking about in a few minutes but first let's get to the real stuff yes has your vagina been lonely this week my vagina has not been lonely but I also didn't get a chance to tell you that I did a scene with Doc on Saturday night oh really yes yes yes so after coming back of the stress of New York and basically my hair on fire and running screaming from New York going I never want to cross it's threshold ever again I told Doc we had he was having a play party and I was like please can we just like skip through everything go straight to vampire gloves he goes sure it's a good good clean request there yeah like what he wants tonight just go go straight to the heavy stuff just blood just fucking I need a good bleeding I want us to go back to the dark ages I need a good bleeding I need to leech all this stuff out of my sister's family drama so yeah so I we started a scene at his at their place with he brought out a wooden dowel and it was like this it looks like a almost like a bowling pin but it's completely wooden and shell act just kind of something funny to kind of warm up with and then we went to a serrated vlogger just to kind of get my skin warm and some Florentine vloggers and then after a good 10 minute warm-up or so he's like alright let's start puts on the vampire gloves and then you know it just starts with the oh and one thing I didn't realize is bad path girl she wore lace to Daf and Cats party so she wanted to have to play completely nude because vampire gloves and lace are not a combination so but my butt was actually facing out to the couple of friends that come to the party also so they didn't get to see my front but Doc kept reaching around me and taking both vampire gloves and grabbing my boobs just not really hard but enough to like there was always one thumbtack going straight into my nipple oh and I just be sitting there I be tippy-toe and for those bird podcast listeners who haven't heard before vampire gloves are a king that's basically a leather glove that has like metal tacks on it and you could use them for sensation play or thanking or whatever but they are metal tacks they will draw blood so but always one tack is going right into my nipple I'm like and then he's he did something last time we played a vampire goes and he did it again but he basically takes one hand and puts it under my chin and took his other hand with the glove and kind of just gently pulled my head back and I'm sitting there my tippy-toe is like you're all done as done as get that we already was not available to play that night oh no we're like that's me and the vibrator tonight yeah yeah well he came over the next night so he got to get played with the aftermath but so it started getting spanked with the vampire gloves like really hard which was oh my god amazing I needed it but then out of the back corner of the room I hear his partner cat go hey path girl I've got blanket consent right I go of course why I feel something wet hit my butt she sprayed my butt with alcohol oh and I just turned around I was like he's sadistic you're a flat open she starts laughing but yes first you know that I thought that was very good that even though you know you like a consent it was a good build up it was great for the joke it was that oh God yeah so I couldn't I couldn't have planned it better but like so then as he's continuing to spank me that I didn't feel the alcohol at first but like as he's continuing to spank me the alcohol is getting driven into my wounds I'm like okay okay this is getting more this is getting more so then finish the scene you know I'm a bloody mess and of course usually one of the things that Doc doesn't take me down off chains is he wraps my arms around his neck and kind of gives me a hug and then I feel somebody walk up behind me and I get another dalcy of alcohol and that second one I felt really bad I was like oh fucking god like after care after you're like going into after care you think it's all over and yeah every time I get out they just drag me back in pretty much I mean I absolutely love it because I've never been sprayed with alcohol after being with the vampire glove but it was just just that little that you know little co-topping from cat where it's just basically like hey I'm not gonna do much but I'm gonna do a lot yeah and tonight on the spritzer we have the bitch that's great good teamwork it sounds like fun it made for a very interesting scene but oh and then so the next day when Donas comes over and we have some some nice normal vanilla ish sex he looks at my ass and respects the handiwork and goes huh I might have to play connected dots with all these but you know more son your but that's funny get the sharpie yeah pretty much he's like wow there's like a van go yeah pretty much sorry sorry sorry but that's awesome that is awesome that sounds like you had a fantastic time I'm happy to hear it all right let's get into what no no we have 20 minute no no no no no you may not have had some Kiki shenanigans this week but you have some explaining to do with your hot tub time machine sir oh god you really thought I was gonna let you get away without talking about that for the perverted podcast listeners you need to go into that life and look on Count Boogie's profile you really don't picture yes please do a barely legal boogie who is standing in a hot tub in blue short shorts and giving one of these sultry looking smoking pictures oh oh my god I died when I saw this you have to go look at this picture well I mean the whole thing behind it was I'm you know I'm purging I'm getting rid of everything as that I can so I can go I don't know where but as I've always told people hey you know if you have things that are sentimental take digital pictures of them make three copies of it and then toss the crap so you don't have to carry these anchor with you because you know a picture of it still stimulates the brain right so I had all of my pictures my physical pictures like from childhood I even had my adoption book from when I was like a baby and I was adopted and it had all the information it wasn't a lot of information but like whatever there was about me so I'm like fuck it dude this shit has to go and so I did I did a photo shoot I took pictures of all my shit and it was all baby pictures of me and stuff and of course none of this triggered good memories so but I took pictures everything and then I did the thing and I separated and I put them on two different computers and flash drives so I'm like all right it's fine in the trash with this shit the only thing someone freaked out about because I told them there was a lock of my ten-month-old hair in the book and I'm like why do I need that I can literally shave my nut sack and get and literally stretch it out and go there it's the same person so so I tossed it but one of the pictures I was like oh my god look at me barely legal boogie I'm like I'll put in that shit up and then because it's a thing it's like and then I guess spanky made a common ease I'll check out your thirst trap pitch I didn't know that's what the term was because it's when people put up a picture of themselves that you're never going to meet you're never you're gonna be like oh wow they were hot 40 years ago and but the picture the person now is like yeah you know that's you're not there's that guy like and it's funny because I had no tattoos and I had hair and it was fucking funny so yeah there's my thirst I'm looking at the picture right now you got a picture why is it up like you can't remember actually you right it's the one antique time version time machine version of me that you could actually masturbate to every shade of red don't every shade of red you've been looking at that thing I've heard you talk about it like four times because I'm sitting there amazed going bookies got hair yeah yeah that's exactly what you're thinking you're I want that young bulge I want that young boogie bull there's a bulge some bulge you're a dick total bulge I was looking for yours a good thing the bulge it's not camel toe no it's not a camel toe but you know there's a ball shading and you're in a pool maybe it's cold water the water was probably shrinkage shrinkage Jerry shrinkage I'm so glad we didn't go to the next segment let's now we can't thanks I had a bulge celebrate your badge cuz it rocks put an eagle in your cock gone for your peace of mind please know that the author of every post we talk about the show has specifically granted us permission to do so so shout out to a nigma for tagging us in this post and real quick if you find a post that you like on Fed Life that might be great for the show just put it at prefer to podcast the comma and it'll tag us in it we can take a look at it when a nigma tag this post I didn't realize we have a small kink celebrity who actually wrote this post Raven called era who's actually an amazing kink educator and he's got multiple books several which I own them up you can find his books on Alfred Press com or as well as Amazon he has an amazing post that's called reasons non-massicist may want hate this is just an informational post that came from our thread I recently posted on various people on both sides of various lashes were asking about why someone who is admittedly not a masochist in the sense they do not enjoy or even hate physical pain inflicted on them might want to be topped even on a regular basis I've known people have done this and there's several reasons that I've heard including emotional masochism they hate the pain but they enjoyed on some level that they're suffering they want the endorphins obviously enjoying the idea they're sacrificing for their M-type feeling the infliction of pain as reinforcement of the M-types power over them like I can do this to you and even if you hate it you have no choice but to endure it emotional catharsis they hate pain but it forces them to let go and scream and cry the mandatory disclaimer for this reading is this post is not implied that any given person who identifies as a slaver submissive will have or will have or be familiar with any one or particular types of these motivations it's an interesting list especially for people who aren't into pain or people who are like kind of still scrapping their head about why the hell do I like pain again I enjoyed this and we've talked about this in the past and I think it's a great refresher and it was great I guess this was a compiled list like he had posted the post is obviously longer it'll be on our site page link to it but it's kind of cool how other people chime in and once again it's just you know a plus for the reason that we have shows like this and that we go into communities and posts and because we can really find out that there are more than one way to do things and there's more than one reasons to do things and this was a fantastic example of that because a lot of people like you were talking about when you were in that club in New York as a new person you're like why do people like this why do people do this and there is no one answer there are many answers there's many motivations and a lot of them may surprise people but then if you think about it as opposed to how non kinky people process pain and the reason we go through challenges and sufferings in other things that are not kinky it kind of all of a sudden makes sense you know what I mean yeah I mean for me starting out as a submissive like I really could not understand wait these people being beaten why did they like it I didn't know anything about the adorffin rush I didn't know anything about the you know catharsis of letting go and then for me kind of starting to play around with it and starting to get those endorphins going and then you know discovering subspace it's just like oh that's why they do it but there are plenty of people I know that play just to get the pain or even they love the bruises they love the after effects like wow I endured that my body could do that a lot of people even me who are physically challenged or disabled in some way being able to push their body to do something that a lot of people can't do it's like almost like a badge of honor well it's an extreme sport and I talked about this before it's very important if you are not kinky you may not understand that people do this and ooh there's whips and chains and maybe they touch boobies and vaginas and penises but you do understand extreme sports you do understand football you do understand martial arts you do understand outdoor camping challenges where you're starving yourself to death trying to live off the land which there's nine million YouTube channels that I watch app of where people just you don't have to suffer you could go to the store and buy fucking food but you want to push yourself through this physical challenge that pushes you to the edge in order to overcome that and be a better version of yourself we actually all understand this we all understand going through if the one thing I don't understand is try being a fucking parent you suffer every fucking day with things that you don't want to do am I right path girl every day you do things and you do that because you love them like the people who give to their master because they care about them and they want to give that to them that sacrifice to them I mean be a fucking parent and your kids being a fucking dick and you want to fucking drown them in a fucking bathtub but you don't you give to them and you suffer through that because you love the kid is that close am I in a good path with this yeah I mean it's not drowning your child but he touched on that right like especially with MS relationship which does you're doing things that you know a slave ought to do quote-unquote or your you're sacrificing for your your top your master your your your dominant where it's like you're doing it in service and there's been plenty of times that I myself or other people that I know which is basically like well it's something they want done and it'll please them so I'll do it right and that's fine once again I probably should have started with probably should have started with this that this is kind of like the double edge description of healthy kink and or personal dysfunction these these activities the intentions and motives can go both ways obviously our hope and what we're promoting on perverted podcast and what I believe the poster is is surely promoting is the healthy version of these challenges the healthy versions of these services the healthy versions of finding value of yourself in giving service to the person that you have a power dynamic with that these are all things that are thought through and that you're being your best person and that you're not doing it because you have no value in yourself and so you believe you're worthless and all you're good for is to be you know used in pain and suffering that can be a very negative thing and of course we're not talking about humiliation play where you're role playing that you have no value we're talking about people that are literally self-abusive they've gone through traumas they you know they they have low self-worth and they're doing these types of activities for the negative reasons that is an entire possibility and so my job as the top is to not only understand my intention of why I want to give pain to someone or why I want them to suffer in service to me my job I feel for myself is also to make sure that I to the best of my ability understand my bottoms intentions for why they're doing what they're doing for themselves what did they get out of it and is that something that I see is healthy does that make sense yeah it definitely because not only do you have that responsibility but at the same time you have to make sure that what you what they want and what you can give them are an alignment because there are people I know who have used King to process very traumatic events in their life yes he would have you and someone who may not normally want to endure a pain may want to just basically try to push through this therapeutically and as long as there is a well thought out discussion and limits and safe words and all that stuff that goes into place sometimes it could be very free relive that experience it gets her but at the same time you're not pushing that bottom pastor limit you're not pushing that's hot pastor limit and even on the other side of that you may have a submissive who just basically I want to be beaten in until I'm broken quote unquote and you're gonna have a topic to go okay and beat the ever-living crap out of them and that's not play that's abuse it's just there's a crime between exactly exactly and it's just you know the guy we all talked about the guy who comes into the dungeon the top comes into a dungeon and over to receive you and hits in the heart as you can the first time and go out scene over so it's a fine line for people who aren't masochists or people just you know I stop my tone I cry like a bitch but I'm someone who likes the pain in a controlled setting in a setting that if I feel like the pain is getting out of my control then I could say hey I need to pull back a bit but there's a real fine line between pushing yourself to have the pain to get the result you want and going into now I'm hurting myself self-harming myself or somebody's harming me right no I mean this is it's it's so amazing to be a part of this because I played I think with most of the different intentions in these dynamics I mean of course I played with a lot of people that enjoy the sensation of pain and it gives them that rush and whatever but then all of the other things in between I think most of those that I've had and and it's exciting because it's it's liberating just to hear that to know that it's okay if you don't like pain it's okay if you only like a little pain masochism is on a spectrum everything we do is on a spectrum that's constantly changing in variables and intention and whatever you can be a top you can be a bottom you can be a switch you can be anything in between you can be a masochist you can go into a state I mean it is so nuanced to who you are and what builds you up to be the best and your partners that things like this are very exciting because you have options you are no longer because it used to be a long time ago you were kind of told oh well you're a dude so you're obviously gonna be a top and you're a chick so you have to be a submissive and that was sadness there was a lot of sadness during those years because people didn't know they just didn't know because they only had movies and books and and whatever community whoever the leader of your community is locally that's they're gonna try to dictate how it is and if you don't have someone in that leadership position that's like hey everyone gets to be their own thing then some people will just never even know it's out there but now with the internet and YouTube and pervert podcast the best of all information sources by the way you should thank you you know this guy that writes books to you know I'm sure he's good to you've read some of them but oh yeah he's got a couple books I actually love and I recommend it multiple times well I'm being tongue-in-cheek but I'm sure you know there are people who are able to show that there are choices and I think that's the most exciting thing about this topic well and one thing we didn't touch on which the post kind of did a lot of people automatically assumed in a kink lifestyle that punishment comes with it especially if you're like an MS relationship and punishment like we've talked about other episodes punishment can be whatever could be punishment can be you're taking a beating even though you don't like the pain versus punishment can be writing lying just in your corners and you know you're gonna rise to whatever it is but punishment again is it's kind of instrumental to a kink dynamic and a kink power exchange but it doesn't have to be paint or it doesn't have to be punishment I mean let's go that what it really is punishment is actually I don't do punishments in in my dynamics you know I I mean unless it's a role play punishment unless it's a fun or something but actual punishments where like I'm you know that certain dynamics that do punishments but it's not all dynamics that do them you know there's some people who need to be challenged like you get rewards if you do certain things I'm surely done endless amounts of that is a daddy but not all dynamics require punishments and protocols and certain once again that's that's where the you have your choices what works best for you what works best in your dynamic there are some people who respond very well to giving someone the authority to punish them and do things they hate done to motivate them just like a parent punishes a child in order to force a better behavior out of them right but it's not mandatory exactly oh I can well yeah this this was a great post and thank you again to Ravencalde Alert sorry Ravencalde around messing up your name for giving us permission to read the post and we'll be able to post it on the live perverted podcast page later so you can read the whole thing it's got a lot of interesting points that we get a chance to talk about is give you world news a social stigma I don't know that you should know because he's got the same name I need to eat ass funny you should say ass the reason I sound like Frankenstein right now is like I haven't touched in as it's been a couple weeks now since I've touched in as but I'm pretty sure right now I feel like ass oh yeah yeah I have a I call it baby shingles baby shingles okay baby shingles and that means that yesterday I had my big I'm 55 please don't finger my asshole doctor's exam and and and Mu who's in med school gave me like a fucking list dude she's like you need to ask this and this she was so excited she was so excited and like putt like called me afterwards like like 20 questions I'm like bro I went okay right and because she knows I'm not you know the best at taking care of myself but a couple of the things on her list I asked the nurse practitioner it wasn't a doctor it's a nurse practitioner we'll get into that in the other time right but my nurse practitioner is real cool and she just had throat cancer so she had like this mega Frankenstein scar in her neck and I'm like dude that's hardcore you totally survived that and so she's real cool and I had her laughing but I asked her things on news list and one of the things I'm like well I'm supposed to I guess ask about shingles and tetanus and I don't know if I have up to date on those and so she went look thank you very much for having people in your life that know what to ask and she said oh you're way overdue for shingles and you haven't had a tetanus in like 300 years so don't step on any rusty nails until we do that so so they gave me the shingles vaccine and I'm like knowing that I'm the luckiest guy in the world what are the side effects and they're like you're pretty much gonna feel like Frankenstein tomorrow and and goddamn if they weren't right which is good because the based on the topics we're gonna talk about it's perfect it's absolutely perfect right now because like right now I get literally just slide into a vagina a lukewarm bath or a bed and and be happy with either all of them but but please enigma pick up our pace yeah and tell me that you've had some joyful happy energetic non-baby shingle fun this week I have had some un-shingled fun this week for the cute people I just got back I had lunch with D good like they have they have a real job and so they worked during the day but we were I know right and so but we met over lunch and it was very cute but then earlier this week for the people who want more than cute we were messing around and D was on on her period of the month and in in true kinky fashion I earned what is called my red wings this week what I know you're like a biker dude that's like that's like a initiation at least the rumor is that for biker gang some I don't know if it tells angels or not you are in your red wings bro bro that's both scary and awesome did she so because you know a lot of women get really excited on their period and it's like a shame to like waste a perfectly horny vagina right because there's some blood like how did you go about it obviously the blood comes out below the clitoris yes so basically all I did is I went down on her I did focus a lot more on the clit area but you know you get excited and you start looking elsewhere I didn't get a picture and I kind of kind of wish I had apparently I looked up to check on her and I had blood like running down my chin and I was like that's hot oh but yeah so we did that for a while and it she came a couple times it was very nice but then it just you know the the comb mixed with blood was a little started a little weird for me yeah and and so instead of like first cleaned off my face but then like as I'm wiping her down that starts to feel really good because it was a very like you know textured towel and so I noticed that because I'm a very observant person and I started having her kind of rub herself on the towel and grind against my hand and so we continue to have fun and anything any of like the runoff that came from future orgasms just went right into the towel and so it was it was a lot of fun I definitely something it was a unique experience a new experience but it was a lot of fun well played young man well played now then for those who are squeamish because obviously not everyone is into blood women have a relationship with blood so there's far more men that are squeamish around a woman's period than there are women because they deal with it you know that's just you know that's they're used to it so but especially if you're going down there can be some fear and uncomfortableness when most women are on their period there is a little bit stronger smell sometimes it's very light and then of course sometimes it's it's very strong and in that case there's so many things you can do you know it can be like hey we're gonna shower and you know and then right after all like you if you really want to you can lick them in the shower you know do what works for you because obviously I mean I hate to be a dick but you know I just do it anyway yeah that's it yeah I'm just gonna do it anyway if it causes such a reaction that you can't do it you can't do it you know but there are ways to mitigate that having a towel down having a wet cloth and literally wipe every you know every minute or so in between if you notice that there's a little bit of blood coming out like if it's a heavy she can shower and then put in a tampon if she can wear tampons so there's some women can't so so there are things you can definitely do it is time some women are like don't touch me I don't feel I don't feel happy about this but it's really nothing to be ashamed of and it really as you've noticed it is something that some women get like literally drag their ass on the carpet like a fucking dog in heat which would be bad during a period because you're gonna obviously zebra stripe the fucking carpet it would be much easier to just get them off right doesn't that make sense it does I sure think so so I think it's it's definitely not something that should be ignored it is something that you can you can work around and then some people are straight vampires and they fucking want it all over their face and it's like a fucking blood or G fucking Satan but macaroni and cheese ritual you know yeah like like the the taste of it didn't affect me too much it was and the smell wasn't like she was in a skirt and so like a lot of the the scent I guess I'd like was the air circulation was fine but I was really just yeah I pulled back and I saw kind of the blood flowing and that's kind of what took me up if I hadn't pulled back like I probably wouldn't have even noticed and what it kept going so again this was definitely the first time for me I like you said I haven't had a partner before who was even open to period play and so this was a new thing and I can definitely see myself just getting more comfortable with that because it just it wasn't much different there was just a few unique things for this time of the month and I enjoy this sounds my partner makes so there's a lot of positives I think it's what I think the number one anyone can say is don't make your partner feel fucked up over this oh 100% either way in either way it's just like hey can we work around this and look what you know like if both of you work with it but surely don't shame a woman for having a fucking period dude because it's like it's not like she fucking went to Walmart and like waited for a special to come out on Fourth of July you know like oh my god I just want to have a period it's like it's you know it's something that is part of nature and and it can be worked with and you should really respect that that's the human body and we deal with that a lot on the show that that sure some things maybe aren't as sexy or make you feel a little uncomfortable but there's ways around it and if you really care about your partner then work together on this I think you did and you opened up a door that I think is awesome and congratulations on that's fucking great thank you so now moving on to more alternative times to have sex yes this was a good article yes good for you know for giving me thoughts lots of thoughts mm-hmm yeah so we're going we're sticking with the kind of like is an alternative sex path today our article today comes from the Daily Mail dot go dot UK and it is entitled why some people feel aroused when they are sick orgasms appear to supercharge the immune system have you ever found yourself sick as hell at home thinking about more enjoyable things well you are certainly not alone one woman this is kind of an extreme case one woman in India all of a sudden had an extreme boost in her sex drive something her husband hadn't seen and there eight years of marriage unfortunately she had caught rabies and died so not the sex rabies yes who is she married to a fucking badger no she got bit by a dog oh oh that was the sickness yeah I made her super horny and oh yeah super I'm an asshole yeah I mean we knew that um so unfortunately there are better examples out there um seen as our as our teen as our tens excuse me propose some ideas in the medical journey medical journal medicine hypotheses getting off like any simulation pumps up the nervous system specifically the same areas that are affected when we're sick like inserted blood in airways some folks were even tested to see what their immunity looked like pre- and post orgasms and there were a lot of positive signs of a boost to our natural immune system so between the physical boost and the boost of oxytocin to our system getting sexy can maybe cure what else yeah fever fucking fever fucking yes fever fucking oh my god enigma yes enigma do you know what this means a lot of things but I'm sure you'll tell me others I'm going to and you and I as a partner's we could start a service we could be legitimate health care providers okay we could okay I got a name we could provide perverted podcast emergency hot meat injections to fight infections bam there's the marketing I'll be the first responder you can have a few seconds see a little first responder joke there through it I look germs okay I get it's we'll rock paper scissors before each call like could you imagine our little ambulance that we have there's like dildos on it she pink you know it's got like one of those little old-fashioned ice bags on the hood you know it could be like Ghostbusters where we like we convert like a like an old hearse and turn that into a fun a fun mobile like I have a bed in there yeah bring the dead back to life wearing the dead back the life fever fuckers hot meat injections to fight infections perverted podcast at gmail.com or patreon.com slash perverted podcast if you want to help enigma and I purchase an old hearse and convert it into the perverted podcast emergency hot meat injections to fight infections vehicle. I love this plan. It's a good plan we could do it yeah now then I've never had I've had partners tell me about this when I'm sick like right now I don't want to be like a little bitch so I don't want people around me. Gotcha.
You know so I just so I kind of avoid I've never I think I've masturbated a few times while sick because you know it's I have a dick and I'm a guy but I haven't noticed like like I said right now because I know we're talking about this I'm like oh yeah totally it would be like totally end of getting some poo right now but I haven't actually done this myself I've had partners that have said oh my god I let my boyfriend fuck me when I had a super fever and it was the biggest orgasm I ever had in my life right. So you done this? I have definitely fucked people when they're not feeling the best. I've also like like I've masturbated when I've had headaches before and that's that has definitely improved the sensations and it has improved how I felt so like definitely some some personal experimentation has been done and yeah no I can definitely attest to the fact that this can actually help with with feeling a little bit better you know it doesn't it doesn't fix everything but it does it does give you that little bit of boost I think you can get something similar I think with a lot of people it's like they feel really crummy like just going outside and getting fresh right there and that sort of thing can help but with like what the studies that they did in the article and what they talked about like actually having that orgasm and getting your body into that state that helps on a more like internal level going outside that's kind of a psychological thing I think more than sure yeah well I mean you're circulating right exactly and I think that's really important like when I'm sick like I started feeling like shit from the my little baby shingles a vaccine and I immediately start trying to walk around my car I don't look good when I exercise now like I'm in the parking lot of the library at like fucking midnight I'm flapping my arms like a like a wounded beluga condor and you know but I am circulating because I know just from all of my experience not just being a massage therapist but circulation really does in most illnesses obviously they're somewhere you're just supposed to stay the fucking bed and let your body fight it out but certain surely with colds and fevers and things like that a little circulation along with that hydration it moves the shit through faster and it does make you feel better so of course if you can put in a little energy and have some lovey-w time I think that's that's great yeah I definitely think that's something that could we have a service yeah we do we have a goddamn service we could be health care providers I'm so excited about it now that that being said yes because I love this topic but it also made me because you know me I gotta think of more shit it kind of made me springboard into the topic of like what do we suggest or I perverted podcast listeners not just for what to do with a partner when you're sick but like it just in general if you don't feel good and you know one of your partner wants some sex or touch you know and you're not necessarily into it like I think it's important that you might not be in the mood to fuck or whatever but you love your partner and you're like I just not into it like are there things that you can do that maybe aren't you know they're non-fucking things you know what I mean right yeah I definitely because like I think asexuals like you're in an ace relationship there are things that if you have a more sexual partner there are things that you can still do with that partner that maybe they're not looking to get you off because you're not your ace and you don't really get that sort of attraction but you love and you care for your other partner so I think this can go for like people who are just having an off day but I think there are also lots of ways to have sexy time with partners even if maybe you're not necessarily a hundred percent on board yeah or your genitals don't always have to be involved you know because sometimes that level you know like you just don't touch them just like I mean I got a list right you know like you know let them fuck your feet you know you just lay there you got the coal towel on your head you just you just say hey just pretend that you're Frankenstein and we're in a cemetery and I'm a corpse go ahead and fucking you know tombstone fuck my feet but also like something that I've been looking at for myself like you know we both have ED and so sometimes I get a bad dick day and I've actually been looking at getting a hip harness or a thigh harness excuse me that that can take a strap on and so there can be a kind of a dynamic thing if they're like an accumulation but also like they can still ride me but they it's but they're riding the the dildo that is strapped to my thigh right right right yeah I think it'd be really fun super hot you're in a similar position that you would be in anyway and so you can kind of still you'd still get that intimacy you still get that closeness all of those good things but you're you're using this strap on instead of instead of your actual genitals yeah you can like give her brofinger basically give her brofinger and her favorite vibrator like if she's in the mood and you're not in the mood you know that there's nothing right did that a lot of times because you know a lot of times I'm real crazy in my head and you know so that's a type of sickness and I'm just down there I'm just not sexy but I still care about my partners and you know when you was living with me she'd be like you know about about two gasm 30 right now and you're gonna can you help me out here a little buddy studying for you know med school shit and I'm like okay well in it would just be like vibrators and fingers and stuff like that it and it took the pressure off me also right because you know there's that embarrassment like oh I want to perform for my partner but I just don't feel into it and that's not gonna work especially if you're guy trying to get a heart on you know you know maybe some guys can just you know whack it against the bed a couple times but that is not I now so it's like yeah just literally taking what I mean let them jerk off under your tits you know just you know you can just lay there and then you know get a baby wipe and finish you know like you have a fucking machine and then run the controls right you know maybe just give them a you know go ahead no I was gonna along the same lines like you can kind of direct the show if there's somebody who likes like if you have some sort of power dynamic and and the the submissive is the one that's winning winning the sex like maybe maybe they can be like the top can just be the director and just like okay like they may not be participating in the sex but you can be sitting there and watching and like giving instructions or if like you know people who work a lot or not they're not necessarily able to to do this actually maybe they're not able to be there and do the direction you can give like give your give your submissive tasks and you have to get a recording of them doing the task outside or when they are able and so that way you're still having that dynamic you're still participating in those sexy times but you're able to do it on on the schedule that is available at the time yeah and you can do a lot of teas and denial stuff and I found when you do especially during teas and you've done a lot of this because you're real you're big you like this it really becomes about you when someone else is masturbating even if you're not touching them and you're like stop and they don't want to stop that immediately connects you to them because now that power exchange is engaged directly with you because you have halted something that they were in a zone and you're creating that tension right and so you don't even have to touch someone to to make that really about you and your connection and power dynamic you know or same thing with you know female to male male whatever it doesn't matter who's on top who's on bottom you know that those types of I mean you know maybe give a just a body rub you know like I've done that to partners before where they're like oh they have their toy they just want to masturbate and I just like will rub their legs or rub them and just let you know touch them and let them know I'm there you know I don't know let them sniff your ass make money sounds well he fucks a blow up doll I mean there's creative outlets you know yeah by the way if you made the money sounds well your guy fucks a blow up doll that's pretty champion right there and creepy and wonderful but like I definitely seen some stuff where it's like the the top has fucked like a a masturbator against or in their bottom and so there's a bit of humiliation that you're not actually penetrating penetrating the partner because maybe maybe like we're talking earlier they're not comfortable with various acts but they still want to have that time and you may maybe the fact doors and an option so you somehow like put the but the they hold the the masturbator and you fuck that and you could turn it into kind of a humiliation thing or surely maybe they're a sex button this is this is how they control this you know there's a lot of things like role play stuff that you can jump into that will make this a more a definitely an interesting experience absolutely and and it just to kind of rounded all together you know there are so many things that you can do if you just put in a little bit of creativity and just if you don't give a shit about your partner then I've seen a kid about your partner you have other bigger issues right most of us have a certain amount of love and care for our partners but we also understand that everyone's not always into it sometimes you're either sick or in a bad headspace and it really is just you can make it fun most of the time I mean surely if you love to fuck then fucking is a thing and but there are also so many other ways that you can achieve intimacy and power exchange with a partner that I think it's really important for people to explore that because we're not perfect and we do have problems we do get sick we do have issues and it's imperfect but just keep working at it is fucking great topic yeah I think this is really fantastic and like anybody who's listening like if you have your own ideas like definitely start like it like explore those with your partners you can you can talk to us on social media we love to hear different ideas that you're having different ways that you have kind of gotten around feeling feeling not into it in whatever way 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even though I've been putting up dumb demos at the end of the show which embarrass the fuck out of me by the way but it you know I'm looking for singers so people here I like that song so I don't know man I'm just I would love to start playing music again so that's why I put shit up at the end of the show and you don't have to listen to it but fuck you in the ass up your dirty fucking ass go fuck yourself I'm a rock star and fucking love me and someone should play with my fucking bulge because I have a bulge I love you but I won't win the balls it's a bulge and I had a bulge then in the hot and I shut up