The Daily Talk Show, episode 386. What's going on guys? What's happening? Weekend banter.
It's Sunday. Trying to get a bit of a chill vibe. Also, when we yell, it gets to echo in here. Yeah, this is our second week in banter.
Welcome to the show, Bree and Amy. Thanks for having us. Glad to be here. The better halves.
Yeah. No, it's actually their little mix. I was going to pretend that they were from Little Mix. Oh, we got a story about Little Mix.
So when I was working at Kiss FM, Amy was on the street team. That's not how we met. Didn't start dating the girl from the street team. But tell us, Amy, what happened?
Are you nervous? I'm a little bit nervous right now. Sorry. I just had a moment where I realised I dated a girl from the street team.
So Amy's probably remembering that as I'm saying it. I totally forgot. Dammit. I fucked it.
No, so, Amy, what happened with Little Mix? Well, I was in there to see Tommy. He was in the airlock room. I just heard you saying that on Jules' episode.
So I did the facial. For today. Yes, but I did a facial and then Josh, I was then working on my laptop on the couch. Josh came in and goes, what's wrong with your face?
I was like, what? I had taken the face mask off by this point. I go, what do you mean? He goes, what have you done?
I said, I've done nothing. He's like, no, you've done something. And my face was completely red, rash, read all of my chest. I really thought we would have had to cancel tonight.
Really? Because I feel like there's a lot of people who would be... It was very extra. But there'd be a lot of people who do that, right?
Like they're doing something that they're not used to, so they go all out and it ends up backfiring. What happens if you fuck a spray tan before a night out? I did. For my hens, I did a practice one for the wedding and thank God I didn't leave it for the wedding because I was just oompa loompa and streaky.
It was horrible. You rocked up. We were doing the DFO shoot. Remember that?
Were you there? Oh, maybe I wasn't. And the oompa loompa that rocked up was me. I'm trying to remember.
The DFO Essendon. No, maybe you weren't around then. That was helpful. No, you probably said, I don't want to do it.
That was true. I'm throwing the towel in, guys. No, well, to be clear, that job had its challenges. And you had said yes to it early on and it wasn't like, and we decided to split it 50-50, the job.
And it was a blow up. It just took too long. And then, so I had to say, look, guys, I'm throwing in the towel. I'm out.
But you did a good job. You met some great cinematographers and stuff in the process. We worked with Sylvia Jeffries, Dan from Movi. Dan from Cloakroom.
Anyway, you rocked up that day. That was very inside baseball, by the way. Yeah, totally was. It was you and I catching up.
How are you, mate? Yeah, it's really good. You good? Yeah, I'm good.
Okay, good. We caught up. Anyway, you rocked up and I remember seeing you. You were so tanned.
Yeah. You were just outrageously tanned. It was ridiculous. I ended up just going pasty to the wedding because I was like, I can't risk it.
That was so bad. But white makes you look tanned anyway. Oh, wearing white. Oh, wearing white.
That's right. I can remember once I got a spray tan was great. But I was wearing a dress that had an open back. And I think I forgot to bring, you know, those like cup things that you meant to wear.
You don't wear a bra, but you can like wear the chicken fillets. They look like fish. Chicken fillets. Is that just the silly name that the girls call them?
Yeah. I think that's a brand as well, maybe. But I'd forgotten. And so I was wearing this dress and I needed something.
So Josh had some duct tape. And I was just like, you know what? I just don't feel comfortable. I'm just going to strap myself in.
So complete, like, yeah, gaffer tape across my chest. And I can remember, like, by the end of the night. What was the pulling it off like? Well, she doesn't have nipples anymore.
I completely took skin off, ripping off the tape. And then I had this, like, white, like, hands across my body of this, like, tan. That was my guess. We do weird things when it comes to big events.
I was just. It worked though. It, like, held the whole night. Gaffer tape is really secure.
You don't care about gaffer tape. You don't care about it after. Yeah. The only weird thing about big events for you is you don't go.
No, well, I get weird when I do go to them. Remember your dad's wedding? Your dad's wedding? Yes.
Do you want to tell it? No, you can tell it because I don't really remember, but you were saying. Back in the day, I worked at Bras and Things, down in Plaza. Oh.
And I can't remember. I don't know everything. You were my manager. Anyway, basically, I worked at Bras and Things.
My dad was getting married. Was it the Joshy manager? I would be a great manager at Bras and Things. That's the only thing.
That's actually a brand as well, maybe. But I'd forgotten. And so I was wearing this dress and I needed something. So Josh had some duct tape.
And I was just like, you know what? I just don't feel comfortable. I'm just going to strap myself in. So complete, like, yeah, gaffer tape across my chest.
And I can remember, like, by the end of the night... What was the pulling it off like? Yeah. Well, she doesn't have nipples anymore.
Well, I completely took skin off ripping off the tape. Oh. And I just had this, like, white, like, bands across my body of this, like, tan. That was my guess.
It's irreversible. We do weird things when it comes to big events. I was just... It worked, though.
It, like, held the whole night. Gaffer tape is really secure. You don't care about gaffer tape. You don't care about it after.
Yeah. The only weird thing about big events for you is you don't go. No, well, I get weird when I do go to them. Remember your dad's wedding?
Your dad's wedding? Yes. Do you want to tell it? No, you can tell it because I don't really remember, but you were saying...
Back in the day, I worked at Bras and Things. Down in Plaza. Oh. And...
I can't remember. I don't know anything. My manager. Anyway.
Basically, I worked at Bras and Things. My dad was getting married. Was it Joshy manager? I would be a great manager at Bras and Things.
Absolutely. That's going to look right at it. Yeah, so pretty much what happened is we had my dad's wedding on the weekend and Josh came away with us and he gave me a gift. And I opened up the gift, like, which is...
I don't even know why he gave me a gift at my dad's wedding, but he did. And it was a red lace G-string and a red lace bra, but he had been into my work and got a consult from my manager. Like, oh, like, what would Bree like? So she fully helped him find this red lacy number.
There's nothing better than a dirty night than at your dad's wedding. How did you feel when you opened it? I was like, oh, that's lovely. And he's got me a gift and he's really tried.
I think it takes a certain type of a man to buy lingerie for a woman. There's two things. He's a big sleazebag or he's got no clue at all. I think it's just a little bit talking and cute.
And I just think... It was lovely. That's nice. And he got me a gold necklace with, like, a little love heart and it had a little diamond in it.
Mate, what happened? I went all out for your little wedding. I don't think Tommy's ever bought me a diamond. No, never.
I'm sure it was a cubic zirconia. Definitely. Yeah, probably. And I think that I've ever bought is definitely a cubic zirconia.
So I got you, Josh, the other night to download... More ethical as well. More ethical. The other night to download a sleep recorder.
So basically activates if there's any noise during the night. Yes. Any noise that turns up. It would go crazy in our place because we have a lot of people, like, I had to call triple zero not last night, the night before.
Yeah. A lot of action always happening. The reason I asked you to do it was because I've been... Am I quite active in my sleep?
Yes. I am. Oh, did you record last night? No.
Well, we'll get to that. Well, so, Amy, what happened the other night? Two nights ago. Well, two nights ago, Tommy turned his lamp on in the middle of the night.
Is it a touch lamp? What sort of lamp is it? No, Yeah, because I was like, it was so... I really liked it.
Wouldn't then you sung it? Yeah, just it's my phone. Will you do that for us now? I can do it, yeah.
Amy writes notes in the middle of the night. When stuff happens, she just like, writing a quick note to remind me. Well, I don't want to forget. But he went...
And I was like, that's cute. What a weird... That's really sweet. Wait, give me sweet.
Yeah, but I really liked that he did these, these things between like each thing. To see him at the club. I don't do that. I'm pretty boring like that.
I just call 000. Fire engine. People. Yeah.
Because he's really calm in situations. So like if I was on the phone, like with police, Joshua would just be like, oh, you're doing it wrong. So I'd just get out of it. That's doesn't sound calm.
I'm only calm if I'm talking. Oh, okay. If you're in control. Yeah.
Right. Let's make him not calm. The opposite of calm. Bree, what's it like living with Josh?
I love living with Josh. He's not... He's not the most helpful around the house, but he's a delight to live with. Like I look forward to coming home to him every night.
That's my favorite part of the night is having dinner with him on the couch. That's why this book has been a pain in the ass. Yeah. As in like I'm just available.
We heard on the last episode. I'm doing it too. We're just all a bunch of basic bitches. Just coming out of Elton John.
Would that be like into Queen? Yeah, we did. Literally. Um, Gaga.
What were we watching yesterday? I don't know. We're going to go see that. That, that, that concept of a film sounds like a joke.
That was a great idea. Beatles aren't around. Yeah, I know. It's great.
It's a great movie. We went back in time, right? Or something. Wait, is that the upcoming?
Present day. But the Beatles just don't exist, but he remembers all the Beatles songs and he just starts singing like he owns it. People are like, oh my God, what's that song? He's like, what do you mean?
It's the Beatles. They're like, what? Who are the Beatles? Are you just retelling the trailer?
Yeah, basically. This morning. I'm just thinking about it. It's an interesting concept.
It's like when I was a kid, I was obsessed with having a pill. And to be honest, in 2019, I would have assumed we would have had a pill already that we would take that would keep us slim that didn't involve amphetamines or shenanigans. But what is Tommy like to live with? He's, he's great.
Um. You guys share chores, don't you? We do, but I will say that it's probably like 60, 40. Who's 60, who's 40?
60. Sometimes 70, sometimes 80. So yours, you're 60 and Tommy's. Well, I reckon Tommy's Instagram is more him 60.
Is there any time he's cutting anything up, he straight away gets on the Insta stories. 100%. Why would I film myself doing chores? Because he's watching.
He's behind. Again, again. Another Insta story, you are doing some chores. That's why you should.
I mean the washing. Bodhi. Having fun with Bodhi. Or on meal prepping for some reason, I feel inspired.
Tommy's really good with recording moments with Bodhi and I feel like I get like an urge to do it every now and then because I'm like, oh, I don't want to forget this and I don't want to miss this. But normally like I'm just, I'm there and I, and I'm with Bodhi and I'm like, oh, if I kind of bring like a camera up here, is it gonna ruin? Oh yeah, the moment. As if you think about it, but if you can do it without thinking about it.
Okay. I mean, that's what, I reckon I've stopped documenting as much as I used to. Well, I mean, we've got a podcast seven days a week. True.
I've increased the hours, but I have, it's not been about me as much. Like as in me personally holding up the camera, which I think I should. But you can be brutal. I think, Amy, what we've, we've, we've worked out a structure where I end up doing a bunch of specific chores and so do you.
So it's like we've moved into our. We clean the toilet. More so than. Who does the washing?
Me. Washing up? I do a lot of washing up. But we share that.
Okay. No, I meant washing laundry. Okay. So you've just been unlucky so far because I've asked two things.
Can you name one thing that you do? Stop doing that. Like you actually clearly think I'm not telling you, but you are vacuuming. I swear I do the kitchen.
Like it's not huge. It's not like you're vacuuming a fucking mansion. It's a two bedroom apartment. It's a lot.
Thanks for communicating. No, but I definitely do that. More and more. No, the thing, the things I reckon are more around.
I'm trying to think. Um, they don't cook. We don't really cook. We do with like soup.
No, I'm trying to think. No coffee. I would always make the coffee. Oh, you do.
Yeah. But even I've learned how to make that. So you're redundant. I do it fucking all the time.
No, the, I mean, the entertainment thing, I think is a good point. It's strong. It's memorable. I mean, no one's remembering the guy who just vacuumed the carpet.
Everyone can do that though. It's a, it's a commodity. It's a commodity. But I agree.
No, but there is a thing. Uh, most of my things around personal responsibilities. So just getting better at putting my towel away and things like that. Um, in terms of, it's so sweet, but you'll be in the shower.
Like you won't get himself a new towel. He's like, Oh, we got to clean towels. Nah, but you're, you're selling that shot because it's not, it's because it's always when I'm in the shower that I realized, fuck it. I don't want to use that towel again.
Cause I remember yesterday, it was just, we spoke about towels a lot yesterday as well. So this is a very towel heavy weekend. Um, is there, is there any corrections that you'd like to make on things we said in the spellcast? Oh my gosh.
All the time. Why are you feeling like that ever? Yes. There's a couple of things I'm trying.
I have terrible memory. We'll talk about that this morning. Yeah. I won't be able to remember anything, but my notes say otherwise.
In the night, I feel like I call you a lot. I just stopped doing it so much, but because I'm listening through to all the back catalog of your stuff. If I noticed something, like I'll call you and be like, Tommy, you said this, but that's not actually accurate. There's lots that you, that you said like about Bible college or about different things that like parts of my life that I was like way off.
Is it hyperbolic about it? Like, is he, I don't even know what that means. Is he extreme? Does he, does he over, uh, express what's there was one part where he was talking about, cause I've got like the tinnitus, the ringing in my ears.
And I think it is tinnitus. Yeah, you're probably right. And I wasn't trying to go back to you, but that wasn't me correcting though. Oh, wasn't it?
No, that was me just being like, Oh, you mean I called tinnitus. That's correct. It wasn't me mansplaining. That's what I worried about.
Can we, can you find out if it's tinnitus or tinnitus? Cause tinnitus doesn't even sound like you're saying a word. It sounds like you're fumbling over tinnitus. I was calling it that for a while and then I got corrected a few times.
I'm like tinnitus. Like I just thought it sounded dumb and that's why like I'm now correcting you because I've been corrected so many times, but I could be wrong anyway. But Tommy was saying, was like, Oh, Amy's got this ringing in her ears and you were like, Oh, asking all these questions and he was answering them way off. You were like, Oh, it's like that high pitched.
And he was like, nah, like low, just boom. And I was like, nah, high pitched. Like everything that you asked, I was like, yep, yep, yep. And Tommy was like, nah, not like that at all.
And you were probably pretty confident about it too. That's what I was going to say next. It's not a bad thing to be, to be confident, I guess. But yeah, I kind of, I don't do that.
That's what it's like. Yeah, I don't do that. You think you're consistent though. It's like, you don't do that.
And it wasn't a random hookup because you ended up marrying it. I know. Yeah. That's interesting.
But yeah, I think it's pretty lucky, right? Like I think the person you decide, not that we're talking about having sex, we didn't have sex that night, but fuck. The person that you do go home with, like we went back to our place. I thought we were going to literally 100%, like hand on heart, when he was like, oh, we could go out, like clubbing or we could like go back to my place.
I've never want to see clubbing. No, you didn't, but... What's the difference? I don't know, I wouldn't want to go to a club, just clubbing.
No, but I think you were trying to make it sound unappealing. Because I was like, what do you want to do? Do you want to go to a shitty club? you were like, oh.
I thought the guys are all going to like go a bit wild. Like, I don't want to do that. Do you want to just come back to mine? I was like, okay.
And literally, I thought we were going to go back and watch movies, because that's all I'd ever done, going back to people's houses. And so when I saw him and he had his coffee, I mean, what, I mean, yeah, go on. You had no idea. Like literally zero.
And I remember, like, all of a sudden, we were in his room and things were not as I thought that they would be. And I was like... What about Velvet? I thought I wouldn't want to see clubbing.
What's the difference? I don't know, I wouldn't want to go to a club. Just clubbing. No, but I think you were trying to make it sound unappealing, because I was like, what do you want to do?
Do you want to go to a shitty club? And you were like... I thought the guys are all going to, like, go a bit wild. Like, I don't want to do that.
Do you want to just come back to mine? I was like, okay. And literally, I thought we were going to go back and watch movies, because that's all I'd ever done, going back to people's houses. So when I saw him and he had his coffee, I mean, what, I mean, yeah, go on.
That's what I thought. I'm not going to flex, but you know... I'm pretty sure it was Jessie Martins who was saying who stayed in our room. Oh, the sailing boat.
The sailing guy who stayed around the world with a 17-year-old kid. A barista whose dad is part of two times U was there as well, wasn't he? No, no, no. Not this one.
No, but, yeah, so... The jet was in Adelaide, I think. I can see the thoughts rolling in your head. Well, that was actually quite a complex joke, which is why it didn't land.
Yeah, so it's... But it's amazing how things turn out. It's like those silly things, this is a lesson for you, Mr. 97.
Sometimes you've got to act on that silly thought, like, how can I call this girl and have some kind of in? It doesn't really matter what the in is. I mean, this is probably stupid. This is why it comes back to...
It comes up on a podcast, but how you... That first interaction, you've just got to make it. And so if I didn't, we wouldn't have Bodhi. And there's a lot in hindsight that you then can be thankful for, but it's amazing.
It's crazy. Tommy's a pretty big romantic, actually, I think. He hides it in front of everyone. But, like, one of the sweetest things that he ever said, and then I want to get onto you guys and how you met, because it's my show now.
I was feeling like I was taking up too much time. She's also hand-signaling to Mr. 97. But he said to me just randomly one time, we were just driving in the car, and he put his hand on my knee and said, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
There hasn't been a day that I haven't thought about you since the day we met. Oh, so nice. But it's true, right? Chapter four, the game.
It's true, though. When you meet the person that you love, you will never go a day without thinking of them again. It's like a drug. It's like a...
I was completely obsessed with Bodhi. I was like... No, well, I think you dial it back. It all sort of dials in to probably the appropriate levels.
Or you don't have to chat. Like, it's a... She lives... We live together now, which is great.
It's a good point, because the honeymoon phase of a relationship is definitely a real thing. But it's also a honeymoon phase that she wasn't even coming to the honeymoon. It was just me at that point. Because we were friends.
We'd been together, like, 12 years, 11 years. It's 12 years this year. Right? So, we were friends to start with, and he liked me.
Yes. And I asked her out three times, and she said no every time. And then... There was a point where I think you were pretty much, like, you don't know if you could be my friend.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't had a lot of boyfriends and things like that. So it wasn't like I didn't like him. I was a bit like, Oh, I don't know.
Well, it was mainly because she said, I'm not feeling like I want a boyfriend right now. And then two weeks later, she had a boyfriend. And the thing was... He wasn't even a boyfriend.
His name was Jordan. And he was a hairdresser. And I remember that Bree would talk to me about her dates. The first date they ever went on, he dated her hair serum.
What's Jordan doing now? He's a glazier. He's a glazier. Yeah.
Anyway... It's what your folliculitis... That's not what I expected. That was a good thought starter.
Yeah, I haven't... I don't know if this is going to be, like, my final thought. But I guess... We'll be wrapped up by 7.30.
Yeah, it's your final thought. That was fun so quickly. Yeah, it's real fast. But, yeah.
Between us... I think that you... Between the two of you, you kind of work out what you want your relationship to look like. And you work on that together.
And so you want to make sure that your partner feels as supported and safe as possible. But at the same time, you don't want to be doing things that are... Triggering. Yeah, but also really damaging to your own life.
So, for instance, if Tommy, I don't know, if one of your exes was, like, really close with your family, and if I couldn't handle that, but you were like, this is how it's going to be, that might be something where you would have to go, all right, bye, Amy. This was my thought. Now I've got there. Okay.
Worrying about... There's a lot of... And that are worried about other partners and exes and women, right? Women worrying about women or it could be men worrying about men.
But I was worrying about dividing the sexes even more. Yeah. Where it's like, we can be inclusive, right? Yeah.
And so, anyway, it's something we all deal with. Boys, you'll deal with this, Mr. 97, through the deal at some point, when you're just old farts being in relationships, raging, talking about shit that you don't know because we've been together so long. At this stage, like, we barely have time, like with Bodie, like, we barely have time for, like, our family and friends, actual friends, like- And the podcast is what you say.
You can say, and the gronks. Yeah. That's not really, I don't know, there's not really much time to include in other people at this stage. Yeah.
You know, we're not open for friends at the moment, as a general rule. It's closed. It's not accepting applications. Yeah, we're like, olden behavior, we do it a few times, a few times a year.
We better run because we're going to pick up Bodie, because we'll be accused of- And I've got to go and do all the chores and stuff. No, that's serious. Like, I have moments of getting better with it. And so- What are you asking Bri, because I know him so well.
He wants you to kind of now say, but Josh is fine. No, no, no, I don't care. That's fine. But I think that- He doesn't do much around the house, but I love him.
Okay, that's fine. But you can't, but I should. I know, but I should. You're getting better.
That's what I wanted to hear. I feel like- That's exactly what I wanted. Is that funny? I got what I wanted.
Am I getting better? It's not that you pretend. It's not that you pretend. You are getting better.
With what? What do I do? Um, you're, you help me hang out the washing. Mate, didn't you learn how to use the dishwasher the other day?
Yeah, you did. Let's cut that out. Thank you. That's fine.
But I think that, uh... He doesn't do much around the house, but I love him. Okay, that's fine. But you can't, but I should.
I know, but I should. You're getting better. That's what I wanted to hear. It's just that you pretend.
It's not that you pretend. Am I getting better? It's not that you pretend. You are getting better.
With what? What do I do? Um, you're, you help me hang out the washing. Mate, didn't you learn how to use the dishwasher the other day?
Yeah, you did. Let's cut that out. Thank you. 28.
I don't care if... You can teach an old dog new tricks. It was inside the dishwasher button. I think it's one of those, it's got a colour, it's one of those, like, two-button dishwasher.
Yeah, it's a dishwasher. No, no, no, no. It's a hidden button. It's just a dishwasher.
Thinking about it, washing is something that I... We don't do our washing that much. Because I've got my own, I can actually go a few days out of it. No, no, no, but the thing is, I actually do that a lot.
That's one thing that I'm not good at the day-to-day kind, but on a Sunday, just like I do it. And that's why I think I'd be good at meal prep. I'm good at the- I'm good at the right thing. Maybe the last month, you actually haven't answered your phone.
I mean, to be fair, I only just picked up Seth Godin about a week and a half ago. So, that's not an excuse. All right, so Daily Talk Show, this has been weekend banter. If you've listened this far, screen grab, share it on Instagram, Instagram stories.
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