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That is why I ask because you have an all air conditioning. Yes, why are we starting to show like the Borat? Was that Borat? I thought that was more Mario.
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Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Apparently it's hot and you're in on the East Coast.
Yes. And it's also very hot on the- I'm literally sitting in my car, my old beat up car that I live in. And I'm the only one with air conditioner. And I just pray that it doesn't conk out, it's an old car.
And I'm like, got to record the show, it's too hot to just be outside, but you're- your AC took a crap? Yeah, I came home this afternoon from work and I was like, why is it like 75? And I'm like, oh, I had the door open back and forth looking for my son to get off the school bus. No, my AC unit was frozen over yet again, happened at least once a summer in this piece of shit apartment.
So I put a maintenance request in at about four o'clock this afternoon, it's 10, 13, it's here. So six hours, I have not heard a peep from these assholes. Oh my God. So I have all the lights off of my apartment except one and I have all my fans going and it's a great day.
Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God, you're like me. Yeah, I'm with you.
But you have the humidity. Oh, yeah, the humidity is bad. I mean, it's just- I'm lucky that it's not super, super hot. I mean, it must have gone up sometime this morning, but like, yeah, tomorrow's going to be a bit soon here.
So thankfully I'll be at work with myself. She's this. Yeah, yeah. No, here with the humidity has been down, but it was 103 yesterday.
I don't know what that isn't Celsius, but let's just say it's a bit warm to be in your car. Like you have to stay up till at least one in the morning just to be able to lie down and not die. It's like 80 degrees. But yeah, this is the fun time.
This is it. This is where I just say 15 times a day. Iceland. I cannot tell you I should be a fucking ambassador for Iceland as much as I talk about Reykjavik in Iceland and promote Iceland.
Like everyone in the San Fernando Valley outside of Hollywood now knows about Iceland and that it is superior to the shithole that is Los Angeles that I live in. Yeah. And like my friends out there at the library, you know, and he's like, oh, these mosquitoes are telling me I go, no mosquitoes in Iceland. None.
None. I'm not a spooky. When we were talking about Iceland, last time I looked this up and I actually like put it down because it's actually something I have on my computer now. The country, you know, how like, you know, what happens if they get saved in Vegas every like place has got a motto.
Their motto and I'm going to butcher this is is best yet read this, but if it loosely translates to it'll all work out. Okay. Oh my God. Yes.
If you're in Iceland, it'll all work out. Okay. But not if you're in path girls apartment or can't believe I know they're like they're going sure by all means, trade ya. Yeah, you see that now.
Say that now they would die. They would die in 100 degrees. Oh my God. But do you have any I mean besides your labia not being in the best position right now?
Did you get some use of that vagina there this weekend? I got some use of the vagina this weekend. Did not get a chance to do a scene. I would like to have a scene with Donis in a couple of weeks now and I'm like screaming for one please and thank you.
But we had some nice girl sex where I'm trying to he was holding my hands above my head like toward on the back ward and like causing my hips to arch and just kind of hitting that G spot really hard to the point where like afterwards I was bleeding a little bit. I'm like, oh yeah. Like you there's no blood. It ain't good fucking or what it means to say if there ain't no blood.
If there ain't no blood there ain't a fissure. If there ain't a fissure. She's going to chop up bodies for the rest of her life by the way. She just finished her forensic rotation and she tells me all the autopsy stuff and and oh this guy got shot in the head and this guy drowned in this you know this this this this this and I'm like that's nice pumpkin.
It's just takes a certain type it takes in we all have a working society. I'm like all right cute songs you just go elbow deep into and she's like oh yeah and the maggots and blah blah blah and I'm like oh bath girls said those jump. She's like she's like fucking what? Yeah.
Yeah. Watch out. Watch out. I mean they can jump like six feet but they can jump a good you know 12 14 inches in the air because I'm yeah I had a med books and I'm going to want to training that was leaning over a body that had meckets on their popping office face shield.
Oh my god we just lost every listener. Ingludyball you know pervert podcasted gmail.com do you love us talking about these types of things or does it offend you greatly we want to know. I'm glad you got some dick and I'm glad that you bled and I'm glad that it was a good boregassing for you. I need you to get like wrapped on us this weekend or next time I see him and say I need to be beaten until my brain goes black please.
When people listen to those and questions boogies what will feel the tension. We must go to Reddit pink posts and fuck the problems he gets our shit on Reddit. We try to solve them. It's a pass girl.
Yes boogie. The Reds have provided for us here on Mount Pavettet podcast. I really like this. I love the newer Reddit's that are just very honest and I don't want to say innocent like in a degrading way.
But sometimes people they ask those newbie questions that I asked and you asked and we all ask when we're newbies that once you get into the lifestyle a number of years and you've seen all of these different scenarios play out it's so nice to be able to turn around and just say you're actually good. And this is one of those topics. So this guy comes in their early 20s or Mitch I don't actually doesn't even say how old he is. I'm assuming they're whatever they're new.
What is it fucking matter Jesus fucking Christ. You're sweaty labia though my sweaty nuts act. Can you pan for me again? I guess the top self.
Every one of those had a thrust going in you to push that man. Every one of them. I told you I'm lonely. I'm kind of lonely.
Whatever I don't care. You know that's what sexual harassment is bath girl. You can't you can't always be turned on by it. Doesn't make it fun Jesus Christ don't you know we're being an example.
Perverted podcast. So anyway however all this guy is who gives a shit. Yeah. It's hot.
I'm sorry kids. So this guy has been dating this woman for years because they're saying me and my girl have been in the light BDSM for years. We've even done a little bit of CNC. Concentral on consent and it's always kind of in a lightweight.
They're said and only in the bedroom. And so they've been doing this light play for years. And they said about two months ago we've been talking because we talk a lot. And we decided that we're actually kinkier than we thought.
We're bigger perverts and that we have a lot more taste and the more they keep talking. The more they're like, oh yeah, let's try this and then we can do this. And this is great. So they just decided after years of doing it kind of light, let's kick this shit up a notch.
Let's kick it up a notch. What's that from? Futurama. Take it up a notch.
Forget the chef's name. You have like five arms. But so they start doing more and more stuff and they start just going down the rabbit hole. Right.
Loving it. They said they're communicating. They're negotiating with each other. All of these different things.
And there's like five places in the post where he said we're communicating about a whole lot more. I'm able to be honest about what I want and what I need instead of feeling bad and hiding. And so they're communicating back and forth. Going through it.
She's getting all into it. She's like, she wants an eternity caller now and then she puts it on when she gets home. And then it's like it's building. They're like, they're like totally into this now.
And so he's like, I have no clue how to turn this off. Yeah. What are the other things that he was talking about is they started going heading further. They're going to a DS relationship instead of just doing.
Yeah. Yeah. Like with the caller. Yeah.
Yeah. So they're getting really, really serious and he's like all of a sudden like, whoa, where are we getting, you know, they hear words like frenzy and things like that. And he's like, Hey, is this normal behavior or, you know, do we need to find a way to slow this down? Because like he's afraid that they're going crazy or something.
Right. So I'll just. I wrote a long thing back and I won't, I won't read all of it. But I basically said, because everyone was like giving all these different opinions and I'm like, you're communicating.
You're connected. You're enjoying the journey. And now you're trying to sabotage that. What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah. You're doing all the right things. You're having a blast. Why are you sabotaging it thinking that somehow you're doing something bad or need to slow down?
Go. Yeah. I mean, if you read the whole Reddit post, I mean, like everybody throws around the words, like it's up frenzy, dumb frenzy, whatever. And it's just like he is basically every green flag we can give talking, checking in after scenes.
And you know, he did talk about like, ask, you know, she asked about a contract and, you know, punishment versus punishment and things like that. But the main thing, like you said, is every step of the way, even if you're taking it outside the bedroom, you're going outside the comfort zone, he see, they seem like they're checking image to the constantly. And that's the awesome thing because I didn't hear anything about, yeah, I checked in with my girl and she was upset about or she regretted or I didn't hear anything like that. All I basically heard was if they're both stretching outside their comfort zone and that can make it scary.
But that's also the fun fucking part because no one else does it but the dancers, you know? Now, and that's all it's a normal feeling. First off, the fact that he has that feeling like, Hey, are we going too crazy? Because we hear all these terms sub frenzy, top frenzy, frenzy, frenzy.
I think it's very healthy to ask this question. Wait a minute. Are we having too much fun here? Are we supposed to not be doing this?
Is this going to go somehow bad? That's an okay voice to have. But frenzy usually indicates kind of a negative where you are going and playing with a lot of people. Maybe you're not because you're so eager about the play and the experience of the play that you're maybe not negotiating as much as you should.
Maybe you're not vetting people as much as you should. There's a lot more negative behaviors that are that are associated in frenzy. You're doing things that might be actually dangerous for you. But this is a couple that's been together for years.
They're negotiating these things at every step. That's not really frenzy. If it was a point to where you were becoming like there was some unmanageable stuff now going on that you're so obsessed with your play and your new DS and all of these things that you're neglecting other responsibilities in the relationship or you're taking big risks socially where you're doing all sorts of protocols in public and it's pissing off your family. Or maybe it's making it awkward with kids or like if you have kids in the house and all of a sudden you're like moms coming out and cuffs and collars and stuff like that.
Now you're getting into where you have to say, hey, well, let's reevaluate this bigger picture. None of that is being described in this post. No, I don't hear any regret and it's just the times that I've seen people and it's only been a few frenzy. They literally have no regard for their own safety or the person they're playing with safety.
It's just the fact that he's stopping and saying, is this okay? There's the care for the safety. There's the red flag that you might want to check this out. A perfect example of like just checking yourself and checking with your partner.
Is this okay? Yeah, this is okay. Cool. Let's keep going.
I mean, I can understand some people like what he was talking about, like contracts and getting an attorney caller. I was someone who, as far as a caller is concerned, my first dog, I got callered after three months. Whoa, that was way too quick. So I went, that was the only part of our relationship.
I was like, I want to call her, I want to call her, I want to call her, I want to call her, because I want to be owned and I want to be as property and blah, blah, blah. I'm with Donna, it's almost a year and a half. We haven't even talked to caller. But I can understand as long as you have that healthy apprehension, that's going to be your safety check.
That's going to be your gut check. But just because you're nervous about something doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. I agree. And it's okay to look at where does this negative voice come?
Because we all have our negative programming and our guilt and you shouldn't be going, you know, you're, you're, there's just all sorts of voices that we have that are programmed in our heads that, you know, but, and you're also kind of that sabotage thing where you're like going, if it's this good now, it's obviously going to turn to poop at some point. And so now you're trying to control it. And that is the kiss of death. You're trying to control it.
And you can't control these things without feeling like, you know, you're going to now feel like oppressed and repressed. And you're going to start putting all these walls in front of yourself like, okay, well, let's, let's try to manage this excitement. It just never works. But it's okay that you have those feelings and it's okay that maybe you have some negative programming.
But if you are doing all of these things and you're doing all of the positives, there's always a chance something can go bad. There's always a chance that you're going to not communicate correctly on something. And that's the only thing. And I put it when I wrote to them, as long as you guys understand that there's going to to be an ebb and flow in this relationship, and sometimes you're going to be really excited and she's not going to be excited.
And then vice versa. You know, as long as you understand that there's an ebb and flow to this relationship and you respect each other's limits as far as when they, when to push and when to pull and you communicate about that, then it's okay because there's going to be times in your relationship, especially if you do this for a number of years where it's going to dip and then be kind of like, yeah, we're going to maybe both get into some new, what do you call it, revival of your kink and then discover a new kink or a new aspect and then you're all into it again and you're all excited about it. As long as you understand that that is how it goes in every relationship, those emotions are going to go up and down depending on how you work them, that that is okay. Yeah.
And another thing, you know, obligatory as we're the kink educators here, sometimes it's really helpful to watch a kink education video, take a class, go to a local dungeon, talk to people about what you're doing. And sometimes even that little bit of reinforcement going, I do that too all the time on a Saturday you get around the people or you listen to a class or you do a class where it's like, there's other people saying, hi, this is okay. You know, sometimes that little bit of suffer insurance is just the thing you need to keep going forward where it's just like, okay, there's other people who are kind of nervous about this too, but they've done it and they've done it and they've done it great time. And like you said, understanding that you can prepare for the perfect scene and that first strike of a whip or that first hit with a flogger, you're going to hit just the wrong place and it's going to kill the scene, shit's going to happen.
Okay. Yeah. How you handle it and you know, and how you step around from it. But you know, that apprehension, that inner voice is all programmed inside of us and that was part of us coming out of being kinky saying, no, that's not my normal.
You know, my normal is the way I am. I don't have to be the world's normal. I want to be my normal and my normal is okay. Well said, well said, a fantastic post and a lot of people once again, you know, on Reddit, you get some kind of, and then you get a lot of people that actually have some, some good supportive advice.
And I think in general, the, the advice was real good. The guy reached back to me and he said, Hey, that was a good, because I said, don't sabotage it. Get in there and fucking live your life because we only have one. And he said, Hey man, that was a good reality check.
And yeah, we're doing good. So it's fucking wind dude. I love these. I love these.
I could fucking talk about these all day long. I love when couples are fucking talking. I love it when they're like, they're excited and, but they're not ignoring the conversation, because that's where the intimacy comes from. That is where the intimacy is bred because you're now learning each other.
And it has transferring credits right out of the bedroom and into the intimacy of your overall relationship. And it's so amazing to see couples. And we talk about this all the time on the show that couples have come in that were like literally on the verge of divorce. And then they get into the lifestyle and all the communication that you need to do to play, they then started using about all the other stuff they weren't talking about in their relationship.
And now all of a sudden, they found out what the root of all their issues with each other were. And it doesn't mean it's a guarantee going to, you know, it's not the fix of a bad relationship guarantee. But it is a fact that if you don't communicate in any type of relationship, you're going to have some pretty big struggles. And eventually that relationship is likely to end.
The more that you guys work together on these things, especially when you have a common goal and a common interest, man, do not hinder that. Live your fucking dream, dude. Every day that you guys wake up and you're excited to play with each other and explore each other and be intimate with each other. Fuck, dude.
That is literally you are in the top 0.1% of humanity. Live the fucking dream. Don't sabotage it. You're the next time.
It's hard to pee. Cuckuckuckuck. Creepy. That is you fucking creepy.
Yeah. Yo, I am freshly pooped and I am on the air. That is well, technically you need air if you've pooped, hopefully some sort of ventilation. Thanks for sharing with a lovely perverted podcast audience.
Yes. In fact, I did just call him creepy and he's like, yeah, I can go on early, but I'm kind of in the bathroom. Yeah, I'm meant to do my pre-podcast poop, man. Yeah, I do have your moo-poo as we used to call it in the level app.
But that's not what we're here to talk about today. No. Goddamn it, Uncle Creepy. It is wonderful to hear from you perverted podcast listeners from the past and know you very, very well.
You haven't been on the show in a while for our new perverted podcast listeners. Yeah, it was the vagina poetry slam. Yeah. It's been a while.
It's been a little while, but it's damn glad to have you back. And boy, at first I was like, oh, let's get creepy on. Maybe we'll get something off Reddit or something. And I was on the talk to him and creepy's like, well, I've done some stuff.
Yeah. And maybe we can talk about that. And I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, don't tell me anything. Yeah.
Do you want the first story or the second story? You want the? Yeah, look, let's start with going to Denver. From Denver.
From Denver. To LA. Right. So as many of your listeners may know or not know, I'm quite the fucking pervert.
That's why you are Uncle Creepy. Uncle Creepy, yeah. And I have a girl that I see out there, a lovely lady. Pinkie into it doesn't really do the lifestyle stuff.
She kind of does her own thing, stays away from it. You know, and I've seen her a couple of times before I left. Actually used to work with her, but nothing came of it because I was in some stuff. Yeah.
Yeah. Professional. Yeah. For sure too.
Of all people, the most ethical person I've ever. Actually, we're being facetious. You are actually fairly ethical. That's why we still communicate.
But you are a creeper. I love it. Okay. So to bring this story to a fold, she's been talking a lot about CNC.
The consensual nonsense. Correct. I'm not a factory, metal manufacturing device. But sure.
Yeah. So I had spoken to her. I said, Hey, I'm coming into LA and something unrelated. I'll have some free time.
You want to meet up? And she's like, Yeah, what do you want to do? And I was like, You know, the old slap and tickle. But I said, let's make it fun this time.
I'm gonna get you a hotel room. Actually, I gave her the money to get a hotel room. Sure, sure. And I said, basically through negotiations, I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna go into your room. You know, I'm going to trick you and I'm putting up the air quotes. I'm just opening the door and then I'm going to do my thing and leave. And you, you know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't stream too loud.
Right. Because, you know, authorities don't tend to really care. Like, you know, they're not role play. They're not role play oriented.
Yeah. Your neighbors and hotel securities are not so you were going to force your way into the room, basically, as an intruder as an intruder. Right. So during the process, I was able to find out what room she was in.
I was able to get up to the floor. She was on. I knocked on the door. I said hotel security.
Because that's what I do. Right. And she opened the door. I forced my way and I grabbed her, put her arm behind her back, threw her on the bed, locked the door behind me, basically tore her pants down.
She was wearing these pants. I didn't rip them, but I, you know, forcefully, I got myself, you know, to the point and I fucked her. You know, as you do, as you do, I did, I finished. I rolled her over under her back.
I smacked her right in the mouth, put my pants on and I left. And that was it. Well, I mean, I've said something's like, you know, shut your fucking mouth slut, you know, keep your fucking scream, that kind of a thing. We had pre-planned the Reds, the stops, all that good stuff.
So all that stuff was pre-planned. So. And I went back to my side of town, finished up my little reason for being in LA. Second to this.
And yeah, she's been following me up ever since. Like, Jesus Christ. That's the best fucking thing that's ever happened to be. She texted me.
She's like, I masturbated like five times in a row because I just couldn't stop thinking about it. Wow. Yeah. It was not a first for me in that sense of the word for the CNC, but that type of out there situation, you know, it was with that level of detail and getting the room and organizing and, you know, having the number and then, you know, you know, I'm fuckery and exactly and messing with her head and, you know, and surprising her because she, I honestly think she didn't know that it was me at the door.
I thought she just thought it was some kind of random occurrence thing. Oh, wow. So she didn't know when she just knew during this year going to be at the hotel. Yeah, I said.
So it was like two point. Yeah. I said this during this day when you after you check in, you know, it wasn't, it was after like four o'clock in the evening. Right.
So I had gotten there like an hour and a half after she checked in. So, you know, I guess she was unprepared or thinking I was coming later in the evening, but right now I came when I wanted to your afternoon delights in truder style. Exactly. Yeah.
And it was great. I love it. So now you had knows that was it. Like you hadn't seen this person in a long time.
Yeah, it was the only time you guys spent together on this trip was a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a this consensual non consent play rape scene. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's no cuddle afterwards.
You didn't go back and have dinner or no, she said when I smacked her the mouth, she, she almost came again. So you know, I was like, God, that's I was writing it for a while. That's, that's hero level, man. I loved it.
I was. And, and for our newer listeners who haven't done a lot of CNC or haven't gotten into these types of role plays, if you listen to the things that he said, the, the consent part was taken care of. Yeah. That's what negotiations, and that's what's hot about the negotiation because how long before did you negotiate before you went into the room?
We, I'd, well, she first mentioned it back in July. Oh, wow. So we have built up. Yeah.
So the last time I saw her was in, the last time I saw her was in June, actually, I, I'd gone out to LA previous to this, the total friends wedding. She was busy with work. We had seen each other, but we couldn't interact because of what she was doing. Right.
So, you know, I said, Hey, I'm sorry, I missed out. You know, she's like, I know I was just so busy. And her work requires her to be at like, on her P's and Q's. So, uh, so before the scene, however, how long did you speak?
I mean, obviously you had to set up getting her the room and stuff like that. Yeah. So, uh, I would say three or four days of like getting everything set up. I said, go here, you know, do this.
I'm going to do this, you know, and I said, you know, I'm the come in. I'm going to, you know, man handle you basically. She's a little petite. Right.
But, uh, I said, you know, I gave her the, I said, if you want it to stop, you say this word, if you need me to leave, you say this word. Okay. Perfect. To leave with spaghetti and meatballs.
Right. And, um, I think red was just stopped. Right. Spaghetti and meatballs was like, if it's overwhelming you, you need to, you need to calm.
I'm going to, I will leave. I will go back down to the lobby and you text me or call me or whatever. If this is just not for you, you don't like it, you don't want it. And, you know, we'll talk about it from there.
She said, no, no, no, I like this. And she, she went over the what she wanted from it. And I said, you know, that's definitely perfectly fine for me. So now what is exciting about this, the point I was making for our newer listeners.
Is there was a few days before your last content? Because, of course, sometimes when you're going over all the details about your role play, where you're going to role play something that's really sketchy and potentially scary. And it's going to get a lot of excitement. You know, if you're doing it immediately following that, then, then of course you got to build into that character.
But with pre negotiation, when you're doing it over a number of days, that gave you three days to just now build nothing but anticipation. You still had, you still had set into place, no matter what, if you are uncomfortable, you say these things, that's the end of the scene. Yeah, because you both knew that you were able to then build into that anticipation and get into character. Yeah, and it also allowed her to say things like, oh, she said, don't take off my bra.
She had actually mentioned that. I said, OK, that's fine. I said, don't wear anything too complicated. Right.
Because, you know, I'm getting up there, boogie. I can't like get them on demand. So, but luckily, you know, none of that happened. I was able, you know, I was there.
I was in the zone. And yeah, I think it also had an allowed her to get a chance to kind of make sure that this is what she wanted. Like I said, you know, well, I had said, you know, even even getting this hotel room, like, don't feel like you owe me anything. Like it doesn't, it's just, you know, it's not like you owe me this now because just like paid for a room.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So. And once again, those are the types of things that make somebody able to trust and relax what's going on in the situation.
When you enter a situation and those kinds of pressures and guilds, if they're not addressed, they can then derail what could be a very hot, aggressive scene and derail it into something that's very uncomfortable and overwhelming. You made her feel that sense of power over herself. And that gave her the ability to then give up the power. Yeah, exactly.
I gave her the power to take it away. Right. So. Yeah.
And that I think is from beginning to end. And of course, that allowed her to just get into her character. And as a result, now she's masturbating constantly over. Exactly.
I mean, you can't have really a more successful placing than that. Yeah. And I'll admit, Boogie, it was scary for me too. Like, you know, I know how hotel security works.
I know what people could assume was happening. Right. All it took was me not paying attention and housekeepers around the corner and I'm busting into somebody's room. Right.
At least, you know, there's arrests because, you know, what police see and what actually happens is two different things. Sure, sure. It all worked out and I'm happy that it did. It did work out and planning for it made it safe, sane, consensual.
I think it's fantastic. And for those people, you know, a couple extra tips because like you said, if the police come in, they're going to separate you two. First off, you're going to be handcuffed. They're going to separate you two.
They're going to ask her what's going on. Hopefully she's going to be like, this is consensual. We do this. But once again, that could be just an abused person covering for their abusive partner.
Yeah. So they're going to be sketchy about believing this. That's when I'm not saying this is a guarantee, but this is where people can maybe have something in text where you put some of that negotiation in the text. I'm going to, you know, this is what we're going to do.
I'm going to come in. If you have a problem with it, say, no, oh, no, I'm very excited. This is going to be fun. Some of those texts that you can show the cops in case something happens and they don't diffuse the situation.
But once again, it is a risk. I am talking at my caller because it was all done through Snapchat, which the message just disappeared after 24 hours. But I've known her for nine years. I trust her.
I've had conversations with her outside of Snapchat and outside of kink and sex. And so we trusted her enough as much as she trusted me. And yeah, I'm definitely going to stick it right next time. Jesus.
Yeah, but that's not it. You would mention. No, you had, apparently you've just turned back into fucking creepy, the wild fucking cowboy pig man. Yeah.
Especially just on the pig man. You lived one of my creepy fantasies. Yeah. It's always been mine.
Attended an actual glory hole. Yeah. I guess it would be a glory hole gang thing. What'd it be?
Because I was not alone. There were other holes in the wall. Okay. We're going to assume that there's people that may not be familiar with glory hole play.
When you're a perverted spirit, a glory hole is basically you go into a club party some place like that gas station, whatever, and you go into a stall and there's a hole in the wall and you stick your dick through the hole in the wall. And magically, there's somebody who you don't know and can't see on the other side to suck your dick or let you fuck them. Yeah. And you went to a glory hole.
I did. In Denver, there are porn stores that cater to this situation. And I've talked about it before with my partner, but it never came up. She's always fantasized about it, but never followed through.
Through my nights working alone, I've searched the Reddit forums in Denver and have come across these two young ladies who work at a strip club, not but two blocks down from my oats out. Convene. And they've had these glory hole gang bangs where they just suck as many dicks as they possibly can. So, some preemptive rules like no gross dicks, no tarry, sneaky guys.
She, during the interview process with her boyfriend, I exchanged my information with my current SDD and SDI titles and stuff. And I'm clean and he had shown me hers and the other girls, she showed me hers. And they're like, okay, it's going to be on this day, at this time, you're going to have two minutes because they film it. They film it for their only thing.
Sure, sure, sure. And so, I show up and there's probably ten guys all around. I'm like, oh, fuck man, I'm going to, here we go. It's just, it's not going to be what I want.
It's going to be a bunch of dudes jerking off into an empty hall or something. Right, right. You know, all those things. I'm going to feel stubble on my dick.
I know it. Yeah. Here comes the Freddie Mercury mustache or something. I don't know.
Which wouldn't ruin it, but you know, I expected something and I got something else. You know, it's like ordering a jelly filled donut but getting a mustache. You know, something like that. Right, getting a rough mustache on your mustache.
Yeah, rough mustache. But yeah, so, you know, it's kind of weird for me because I've never done stuff with other dudes around, but you know, there's guys in there stroking at theirs. There was dudes in there with dicks that were ten times the size of mine. Like, I'm just fucked.
I'm not getting, you know, she's going to like, you know, whatever. So it was a big step forward in my fears of, you know, being around. I mean, I'm not uncomfortable around man. I just don't like to include them in, you know, I fuck it.
I'm with you. Yeah. But you know, I went into the hall. You know, I heard their voices.
I stuck my dick in. They went to town. I maybe lasted a minute and a half. Wow.
Yeah. And let me tell you something. These ladies were givers. They had talents unfathomable by men's desires.
Unmatched. They knew. What's like, I don't believe in magic or anything supernatural, but they suck my soul out through my car. They were succubuses.
They were succubus sorcerers. Yeah. And they wanted my semen for their magical spells and I willingly gave it to them. You know, God damn generous of you.
You're a gentleman. I am. And I finished up. And you know, I zipped up.
Next guy came in. I'm out the out the door. I'm done. That's it.
And that's it. And as it should be. Yeah. As it should be.
And it was a checklist I've always wanted for years. And that check has been marked and paid has been filled out. Whatever. Hand it in.
Cash to the bank. Cash to the bank. And now your penis and load are internationally famous. That's true.
I mean, I don't know how popular these these only fans girls are, but they definitely feel the entirety of it. They had they had the whole start to finish up. That video of your nut will go on in perpetuity probably for the next 20, 30 years. Yeah, I've got to be.
It's not the first time my, you know, my loads have been on the internet, but you know, hopefully not the last. Hopefully not the last now then. This is interesting for me because of course I have all of my weird hang ups about actually going to a glory hole, even though it is one of my go-tos in my porn and masturbation fantasy fodder. Yeah, your algorithm shows these.
My algorithm I definitely go and I look for all sorts. And I know the reason for this and I might have shared this on the show before when I'm actually having sex, all those millions of years ago when I used to do it a lot. My sex is about the performance and what I'm creating with my partner. And that's it.
That's what I'm into. I'm into creating the orchestra with their body and bringing out all these things and being the top in the play and whatever. And it's all very performance focused. That's what I get off on.
So when I'm so when I masturbate, it's all greed. Yeah. The only thing that's actually about me where I find the filthiest, weirdest, you know, I don't care if it's BBW, grandma, whatever, because in my mind, it's my fantasy and I don't have to reciprocate. Yeah.
Yeah. Which so what I hear you boiling down to is are you are you stating that masturbation is a selfish act? My masturbation is super selfish. Like there's things that I'm into that are like creepy and weird.
And then I've had partners go, oh, I want to watch that with you. And I feel like now I'm performing again. Yeah. And I feel like they're a part of my creepy fantasy and now it's not my fantasy anymore.
And it's like yo bitch, let me have this right fucking make you come 800 times and do all these things and create these play scenes and stuff because I enjoy creating that with you. This is mine. Yeah. I don't have to think about it.
And that's there's certain things that are maybe very selfish about it because it is. Yes. So the idea of a glory hole is super, I mean, in a sense, you are empowering the person on the other side sucking. These women feel very powerful or men if it's a male glory hole feel very powerful knowing that they have the power to get off 10 guys.
Yeah. Same as you and I would feel to get off a room full of girls. It's like you feel like a God. Yeah.
So the total for that night was 34. Wow. The 34 do 33 other dudes. So yeah, there's a lot of power in that.
And then of course the coming quick, that's what they want. They don't want I mean, they have certain studs that come in that maybe they've preorganized that they do a bunch of stuff with and then they fuck the dick or let them fuck them in the ass for their video. But in general, what I've read in a lot of the groups is they're like, Hey, don't try to hold out. They're here to suck a lot of dicks.
They're here. It empowers them when you come because they're like, I made a man come in 90 seconds. And that's like a big thrill for them. And that's part of the thrill.
So don't feel like if you go in and blow your load really quick, that that's a bad thing. That's actually, yeah, that's what they want. So they get through all the wieners and achieve their glorious goal. So so but yeah, I just hate fluids.
I get crazy hung up on fluids because a lot of these that's just like they still have the other dudes come all over their face and in their mouth. And now they're swishing my wiener around in it and some I'm just really hung up on that shit. So I'm like, yeah, that's all that. And at one point, like bunny and you and a couple of the other girls were like, yeah, let's set up one in the dungeon for you.
And then you won't know which one of us is there. And I felt kind of stupid, but they really liked it because they knew I had this thing about Glurals. And I almost never come. I don't like coming.
So for them, it was like a big thrill to think that they would be able to just have me use their face and not even know which one it was. But that never kind of never happened. But yeah, so and it's okay for me that I don't do it because I'm like, well, that's my little fantasy time. And I can go have an 80 year old grandma that wants to pay her crack rent, you know, pull out her dentures and not give a fuck about her.
I know that's horrible, but it's okay to be selfish in your fantasies. Yeah, I mean, that's the fear. Yeah, absolutely. And that's that's your fantasy.
You make it as weird as you want and pray that you don't hate yourself when the post nut clarity hits you and you're just like, what's what is my life? What is my life? What is my life? I mean, to be honest, I mean, if I was not so uncomfortable with men and men fluid and just the energy of men, I would totally be there every night.
Yeah. And I think that side of it never hit me. I didn't actually think about the tensions before me, but now I am you fucking bastard. Well, that's me.
Buzzkill Boogie. No, it's not the buzzkill because I knew everybody was checked beforehand. So I'm not too worried about that. You know, they, you know, big number 10, I think it was, yeah, I think it was 10 because there's 10 guys.
Yeah. So I was number 11. So, but I didn't, you know, I was in a dark install. I could hear two women giggling on the other side and, you know, and my dick goes in, the mouth went on, my cum came out and I went gone.
So that's amazing. So was this a paid thing? Did you have to pay at the beginning? No, no, these really, that's what I was really worried about because, you know, I've talked to you about the bullshit we've gotten at our hotel where they're like, oh, we're going to have an orgy at this hotel, you know, send us 20 bucks and we'll tell you where it's at.
So, and for a while, because they've been doing this for, well, since I've been following them at least two or three months and they've done it several times and the glory hole is two or three miles from my house, like right down the street, you go down the street. And how often do they do it? Looks like every two weeks or so. It all depends.
So, because sometimes I don't follow, you know, I don't, they don't come up on my Reddit scroll through, but sometimes I'm like, I'll see it. And they're like, hey, we're going to do it at this time. You need to message us by this time at this point or we won't consider you, you know, I went over their parameters and I was like, hey, I got that. You know, I don't have a scary dick.
Wow. It's not fucking 20 feet long, but it's not below what they wanted. It was enough to do the job. And now every two weeks, you can just show.
I mean, I guess so. I mean, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah.
Think about that. You could retire on that. I mean, man, never thought of it that way. So did it make your chick hot that you just went and got a blow job?
Yeah, I talked to her about it. And, you know, she's, she's not there with me, but she, she does approve what I do. She respects it. I talk about it, you know, because of my previous mistakes.
Right. So for everything, I make sure she's 100% comfortable with it before I even mentioned something to the other person that I want to do this. Right. I followed through with her.
I talked about it. We went over the, you know, the fluid guidelines and everything about that. You had mentioned banging them, which was an option. And I had turned it down.
Right. I didn't want that kind of pressure on her. Right. Especially with just being back from a vacation in which I had, you know, a play rape scene with a girl.
Sure, sure, sure. Very considered of you, by the way. Yes. I think it's your gentleman.
Absolutely. You're a noble gentleman. As I'm coming on your face. I had spoken to my partner too before I even, you know, went through the scenario and talked to her about it and everything because I am spending money that is ours, you know, to do these things.
And it was all very much a, hey, I'm going to be doing this. Is this cool? Do you even want me to discuss this with you? Right.
Right. Right. Conversation. But yeah, man, it's been wild.
I'm very happy. You know, I know previous to this, I talked about, you know, I have doing the kiki stuff and now it just. God damn it, creepy making up for last time. I would love to join you at some point.