So welcome to Turbo Sports Radio issue number four. Yeah, you know, and straight straight, you know, straight into it. This should be really issue number five. Yeah, that's, you know, we're not going to, we're going to lie to the audience.
No, it's definitely be issue five, but there's a lot of stuff. Yeah, there is. There's one that's been archived because it sounded like shit. Yeah, essentially.
I mean, maybe what we said didn't sound like shit. I think it's actually quite a decent one. We talked about content was all right, but, uh, but execute some more shit. And, uh, so, yeah, you're not going to get that one.
Maybe down the line when we're running out of ideas and we kind of just want to stick one shit one out there. Yeah, then maybe it might be issue number 55, but, you know, whatever. So, yeah, issue number four. And this, this time, this month, this time, it's going to be, what's it going to be?
John, it's about the barracks. It's about the barracks. Ten. That's the best.
That's about the barracks. X. X. Yeah.
Maybe all fancy Roman numerals and everything. Yep. But this is our predictions. Prediction, bracket, breakdown.
Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to go through, we're going to go through brackets and what we're going to be in John and we're going to kind of debate who we think, you know, we're going to go through, you know, we're not just going to compete against each other in terms of like, right, I think, you know, I think Billy Marks is going to win and then we just go different ways. No, we'll set it. We'll set it.
Yeah. So, we've got to, we've got to, we've got to, we've got to, we've got to, we've got to, get to the front. I know there's, you know, there's definitely one bloke. I'm going to be pushing right to the top.
Right. Yeah. And I'm sure there's some of yours as well that you're going to be one of the push. Yeah.
And again, this probably should have been done a little bit earlier, but we're, we're, we're half half a week late. Yeah. Half week late. So we've already had the Cody Sabita, Mickey Papper, match and also the I-Shod versus Miles Silver's.
Yeah. So we know everyone knows that when it's Cody, beat Mickey and old, I-Shod did a number, didn't he? Did a number? Yeah.
If you're pardon, pardon, he did a number. Get out. Didn't he write that? He didn't plan that.
Yeah. He didn't plan that. He was a good old boy. Yeah.
Well, I actually thought Miles was going to have that. But I shall just turn the motherfucker on, didn't he? Well, he's been killing everything. Yeah.
So anyway, so that, you know, their, their roots are the second round. And then with Cody and, uh, Mickey, see, see with that one, yeah, I mean, we both, we both would have gone that route anyway. Yeah. But it was a good game.
That was a great game. That was a final night game. That was worthy. You know, put that on the spotlight.
Everyone wanted to be going, woo. Oh my God, skateboarding. Like, I've been to barracks. No, never watched this thing before.
I'm getting them free pizza though, don't they? Well, that's where they're going in there. That's where they're going in. That's where they're going in.
That's where they're going in. That's why they're going in there. That's where they're going in. That's where they're going in.
They start in full of fucking SS20. You've got the polar video one. There's a round of bunches coming for fucking pizza. Really?
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure on, did you get pizza on your own GX 100 month? Yeah. I bet you have some random chunks in there and all.
Uh, there's people that I've never seen. You're performing, so by addition. Yeah. There was a random people that I've never seen before or since.
Yeah, exactly. Um. Uh, so let's, we'll get into it. We'll get into it.
Let's start looking right because, you know steves already started on the right. Yeah. this side you kind of whatever. Let's get to the top.
Let's get to the top of the first round of the right side of the bracket. Which is, Seva and Michael Sommer. I wasn't going to butcher his surname. Creadof?
Oh, I think that was... I'm not going to touch it. Yeah, that's how you pronounce his name. That's how you pronounce it.
Do you want to learn how to pronounce it? Just, remind that shit and listen to John O'er. Oh, he did it pretty well. I'm not going to do it.
So anyway, Seva versus Michael Sommer. Now, you weren't too sure about Michael Sommer way. You didn't even know who the fuck I was. I can remember that.
He was the old boy that was, he was in, I think it was the last one. And he was always wearing the like, the navy blue, like polo. Yeah. That was his game.
I'm sure he just wore, I'm saying the whole time. I think he had a couple of rounds. I think he had a couple of rounds. Like, no.
And that teaser just made it through the wasps cycle. Exactly. So. Yeah.
That's all he wears. But, when I did Google it, I found out an interesting factor. I don't know. Let's go.
According to some website, I don't know what one it was. But his global rank is 4,349. Hmm. It's pretty good going for someone sponsored by Nike.
Yeah, that's it. 4,400. 4,449. That's quite, I think.
I think I'm 5,000. So anyway, who do it? It's got to be said. So, it's going to fucking kill it.
I mean, he's for me. He's someone that's going to be shredding. He's going to be shredding this side up. Yeah.
So. Now, early doors, I'm looking, we haven't done any pre-bullshit here. We're just going straight in. You know, we haven't, I haven't kind of studied anything.
You haven't studied anything. You haven't studied anything. You're straight in. So, I'm looking at people who he's going to face.
I think, for me, you know, I put out there. I'm going to go through every now and then anyway, but he's going to be shredding the fucker up and he's going to go and probably to find us. Oh. But let's just get a fuck.
Yeah, let's get in there. Yeah. So, so that's, 7th versus Cody. That's going to be a good game.
That's a great game. That's a great game. But we'll get to that in a bit. So, next we've got Walker Ryan versus Will.
Foyok. Foyok. Foyok. Foyok.
Foyok. Foyok. Foyok. Foyok.
Foyok. Foyok. Foyok. Yeah.
You know, check out last year's Battle of the Barracks. But he is walking around going to be like the... Oh man, it's... Man, it's...
Man, it's... Underdog, Sly. Walker Ryan's good. Very good.
And he can hit you, he can hit you a lot. Yeah. I mean, so I think he's going to be underestimated. So, I'll put Walker.
What do you reckon? Oh. I'm just, I'm just thinking this, this will could, I mean, he was pretty nervous last time. That's, so let's, let's go for Walker.
I think Walker will take it more in his stride. Yeah. If you see what I did there and, Jesus. Right.
Where's the pun? Yeah. What's he going to get beat with? I reckon a switch pick flip.
Oh yeah. That'll do it. Just finish him. Yeah.
He'll get one, but he'll just scab it a little bit. He'll get a redo. He'll get redo. Mess it up and get another go at it.
And still mess it up. Then a mess it up. Poor Will. Unlucky, mate.
Right. So, next we got... This is a big time match. Big time match.
They should be selling this one. They could be selling this one. They could be putting this in a boxing ring, you know, and selling a lot of tickets for this one. This, for me, this is...
Yeah. This is the one I've been looking forward to. I mean, this fucking order, which they're probably not going to even know. Oh, no, no.
Yeah. So, Carlos Rabrero. It's Morgan Smith. See now, with this, Carlos is, I would say, you'll see more of him.
So, he's shredding a bit more. But Morgan Smith, the previous champion. Yeah. It was a champion.
Yeah. Yeah. I think he'd be... PJ Land the final, didn't he?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. One of the four finals he was in. Yeah.
But, okay. Carlos, he's got a lot of tricks under his belt. Like, if you watch his latest final thing, he's... Yeah.
There's not a lot he can't do. Yes. He's not going to be able to do it. Yeah.
So, yeah, 2011, which was when Smith beat PJ Land. A few years ago. A few years ago. But...
He may have been working on this background since then. He's probably better. That's... No, I'm personally saying that Morgan Smith is a champion.
He's been there and done it. And I think he's going to win it. I know, like, Carlos Rabrero, one of the hottest properties at the moment, primitive, like, but I just think now it just goes a long way. And I just think that Morgan's been there.
He's not going to feel the pressure of it. He's a happy, lucky chap anyway. You know what I mean? He's always smiling.
Not to say, Carlos, it's happy. I just think Morgan Smith's going to have his number on a day. With him winning the 2011 one, it was quite big at that point. Yeah.
So, actually, I know the first couple were fairly big. But that was... Yeah, that was big time. You happy with that?
Okay. Morgan. Right. So, Morgan to play Walker Ryan in the second round.
Yeah. So, we've got an extent. We've got Sean O'Neill versus Davis, Torgerson. Right.
Now, I've got a lot of time for Davis, but Shane's winning that. Yeah. No dispute there. So, yeah, I've got a lot of time for Torgerson.
He's going off track a little bit. He's jumped. He's got a new shoot, well, fairly new shoot. I suppose he's been off DC for fucking a couple of months, but...
Yeah, he's on a little bit. New balance. But he was injured. Obviously, DC did the old Mike Mo.
Yeah, but they didn't give him as long as Mike Mo. Mee-manum. All right. So, I showed Miles.
I showed one. So, sorry, with the second round match up there, creating will be Shane versus I showed. That's a heavy hitter. Yeah.
So, heavy hitter, kids. All right. So, next round, who we got? So, Trent McClun against Ole Moose.
Ole, got him. Big fan of Moose. Big move fan. Yeah.
See, this is annoying. This is where you're following your heart, but obviously you've got to follow your head. And I'd want to say Moose has got some good stuff. Yeah.
But Trent is so consistently good at everything. He's the skate three. You know when you're playing on the skate. That's Trent McClun, your UI is every single person.
It's just like a squareness in precision that he's got. So, I think we're going to... What are you saying? I think you're saying, you're a move to love her.
Yeah, I do want to say Moose. But I think with the way Trent McClun is being at the moment. Just the way he's skating. Yeah.
So, Moose is a mystery man. He's a... Mystery, yeah. He's smashing some shit out.
He just... He didn't worry about this too much, but that might work for him. You know what I mean? It might work for him.
I think it's Trent McClun in there. And then what's up, Max? Then we've got PJ Ladd Billy Markz. That's another final.
That's a flat sack. That's great. See, now I'm sticking my end of block for this one. I'm saying Billy Markz is going to fuck him up.
I was going to say Billy Markz as well. You're going to fuck him up. We've got a little PJ Ladd being in for finals, winning two of them. Four finals in a row.
Billy Markz. He's a king. He's a king. If he hits this right, Billy Markz can win this.
He's a king of road man. He's a go-to. It comes down to the Roadsham bow in this. If Billy wins the Roadsham bow, then he'll do some dirt straightaway hurt PJ.
But then he can watch PJ, because he's just going to go for the tricks like he does. He'll flip, he'll flip, he'll do the standard gimmick that he does and just plot a lot. Billy Markz has got the consistency to plot a lot. Billy's fucking in there.
Billy's fucking in there. Billy's fucking in there. Billy's fucking in there. Billy.
Second round. Second round Billy Trent. Yeah, that's right. Let's move on to the left side.
Yes, I bracket. So still first round. First round. Start to the top.
We'll go right to the top with a big time here, probably one of my favourite matches in about the barracks. Two right. So, cold boosnets. Cold boosnets.
See, now, for Boosnets, it's been on fire. I still think Chris Colestrung for him. I just think he's too strong. He's been and done it.
You know what I mean? He's too right. In the old S games escape. You know what I mean?
He was shredding the fuck out of the barracks. He was shredding the living shit out of that. So, let's just, you know, tip the capsule boosnets. Love your boys.
Good old boy. Show me how to be out in the first round. It's a shame you have to be out in the first round. Yeah, exactly.
Alright, so next. Nick Tucker versus Eric Costen. Now, we have been talking about this one. This is the one we have been speaking about.
Yeah, it does, again, come down to the Roadshambow and how Costen is feeling on the day. I reckon if Costen does his weird pressure flips and does all his weird tricks from being around forever, he's got those. Whereas Nick very much, sort of new school, I guess. Awesome school.
Awesome. He keeps a trick. He doesn't kill a trick by fucking about with it. And if he does put sex change in it, it looks clean.
Yeah. And his push part, by the way. Let's just swing over to there. It's fucking ridiculous.
Thank you for fucking bench. And then trade flip up the stage. To those manual. Was it Nollion would peel out or something?
Yeah, it's not a very old. Yeah, we pay close into that. Yeah, awesome. Switching on the last.
But here's my take on the same as John and Sam. It's like Costen turns up. I mean, Tucker's going to be a little bit nervous going against Costen. It's Costen's house.
It's Costen's house. You know, if it's home. He's going to be a little bit nervous. He's going to be a little bit.
He's not going to be too scared. And he starts, you know, he'll start with like a switch back 360 or something like that. So if he just wants to chuck those out there, Costen, I think Costen is going to just, he's going to blow him out of the water with if he goes down the dirt road. And I think he should go down the dirt road.
It's a flat ground trick. I mean, would you see me doing a pressure grip? No, I'm going to see me doing one. But I much prefer the way that Tucker does his tricks.
But that's just how it is. I think Costen's going to fucking mark. All right. Let's put it.
Oh, Costy. Frosting. Frosting. Right.
It's the next round. Well, that's just a clear. That's a clear back. It's not a great.
It's a cool Costen. It's a classic. Right. So yeah, next up.
Louis Lopez against old short whale. Well, well, well, well. Because it's, well, that gets straight into it. So yeah, on the bracket, on paper, it's Louis Lopez versus short molto.
But he's got to go through buttery ass Donovan strain. He does. He's going through. He's not going through.
I was saying you watch Donovan's Instagram. You see all the stuff he's been doing in the skate lab recently. He is he is insane. And Sean, as molto, rather, as good as he is, he isn't beating that.
He hasn't got the weird game escape tricks. Yeah, like a double half. Yeah. Sure.
You can like over crack a giant and rail. But not to say his background game is weak. It's fucking strong. But don't, you know, Donovan's on a different fucking planet to a lot of people.
So it's, but then again, if this roshambo this, Sean Molow wins a roshambo against Donovan and he just starts really off standard standard tricks. You know what I mean? Like just consistency consists of his middle name. I mean, that's how he's, he's on a street.
Yeah. Yeah. Just overcooking everything. Like, yeah, it's, but again, I'm saying Donovan's going through.
Well, too right. If Donovan wants it. Yeah. Well, let's, let's, let's just cross out old Sean.
I don't think he's blessed with me, but I don't think you're going to get through. So we're going to go Donovan versus Louis Lopez. Now, Louis, I reckon, he's got some dirty shit. That's going to be a good game.
It's a good game. But we're going to have to call this because we haven't thought about this. We're going to have to call this now. It's not going to be getting through Louis Lopez.
Yes. I think he probably is. Yeah. Right.
So Donovan, Donovan. I don't know. I'm just going to put a D for him. To get started with that.
Right. Right. So next, next match I've done is old Paul Rodriguez Jr versus the cookie. Yeah.
Chris Colburn. It's unfortunate for Chris Colburn. Yeah. Yeah.
Sorry to say that Chris, you know, awesome, like in, uh, we are bloody. Got off something that he's six skater, but unfortunately you're up against a king amongst men. So just how he's been going through. Right.
So we've got next then. So you won, Oliver versus Tory Pudwell. Well, let's get the wine through that. Yeah.
Because it's not a game of skate on a flat bar now, is it? Oh, damn. Well, he's, you know, the wine's been, you know, the wine's been, not the so tall. He's been, I mean, I could battle against Chris Col in, uh, which one was it?
Which one was it? Yeah. Yeah. It was, yeah, it was 2009 and Col won it.
Yeah. I'm sure he had to go through Tory to get to him. I can say he finals and Tory did. I think he even hit like the three, you know, the fucking hurricane 360 kick-lipped.
Yeah. But he's not being the round, is he? No, no, no, no. So the round is just going to be chardon through there.
Yeah. So who that gives us next round or next game. Oh, we didn't, we didn't say this though. We didn't announce the, uh, don't know them.
The one of them, P-Rod. That's where this next level for Donovan. I just don't, I don't think he's going to be hitting like what Paul Scott? No way.
So, B'leep Gustavo, this is Blake Carpenter. Right. Well, I, I'm, I'm going, I'm going to Felipe on that one. He's a Trempere-Clunk man where he's going to be, he knows his, he knows his black ground.
Yeah. He's got his switch game. He can fucking frontside flip to like a fucking fake, you know his car looks like. Yeah.
So, all right. We'll go, we'll go Felipe. Felipe. Not Felipe.
Or Phillip. Phillip. Phillip Gustavo. Right.
There's not an English way of saying that now. Right. So that, that brings up a nice match there. Brazil versus Brazil.
Lanko versus Lanko. The way I'm versus Felipe. That'd be a good game. So, next game, we've got, Tom Astor versus Unis and Marani.
Yeah. See now for me, Unis has got some, he's got some shit. But I don't think he, I don't think he turns up for these. I don't think he turns up for them.
I'm sure the last, what's it nine where he turned up and he literally just fucking come off the plane or something. He just jett like the part I'm sure. I think he was funny feeling that the same thing's going to happen. Astor is a king.
It's a game escape, king. Any of you, Thomas. So, let's go with Tom. Let's go with Tom in there.
He wears Astor. We've got to storm through some of these. Well, we've got to storm through this next one. Diego versus Cristo.
Yeah, and that's bullshit because Chris is a good old boy. Yeah. Chris Josson is so good, but he's not going to get through the champ is he? No.
So, let's just, that's just, you know, unfortunately, I'm sure Josson will, you know, hit us with some ridiculous video parts this year. Oh, two right. It's going to happen, but this, you know, Battle Barracks X isn't going to work. It's not going to be one of them.
So, that would leave for the second round. Tom Astor versus Diego Lakhia. Yeah, and that's going to be a bad blood there. You know, why it's a bit of blood, bad blood.
Because Diego was on X. There you go. See? And now he's on.
Right. So let's go back to top. Let's go top right bracket. So we're just going to go where we, uh, yeah, back right back to where we side.
So there's a second round. So we've got sever versus Cody. It's a pay that I'm saying, seven is going to do him. You reckon?
I think seven is going to do him. I mean, what do you think? Cody's going to do him. I reckon.
Cody's going to do him because he had a bad time. Well, he could have had a better time. First game, whereas I reckon sever is going to storm the first round. So they'll be coming from two very different mindsets.
And where, where Cody's a paler is now pro because of the barracks. I reckon he wants to win this. Yeah. Yeah.
See, seven won it, didn't he? In 2015. Yeah. So he's, you know, he's handled the pressure.
Wasn't that the year of the, the Jones? It was. So someone knocked out. No, the Jones was 2014.
Oh, yeah. Where's the pay to want it? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. But I see their current champs, their current champs. We're going to have to, you know, what, what do you really think you think of Cody? I think of it.
All right. Well, I'll let you, I'll let you have that one. Cause he, I mean, he is, man, I think seven is going to be, I think I'm going to be, I'll be saying that. Right.
So Walker, Brian, against Morgan Smith. Morgan Smith is going to win this. Yeah. Two right.
Well, that's going to be a good game. Morgan Cody. Yeah. So let's keep, let's keep it going.
All right. So Shane versus I've started. Shane. Shane.
I mean, I could see, I could see it going the other way. He could, he could really, he could make it all the way. Yeah. If it's his there, he could fucking, he could do anyone.
But Shane, no, Neil is ridiculous. So unfortunately for, unfortunately for a young, yeah. So he's out then. Yeah.
So Billy, Trent. Billy, Billy. So yeah, Billy Marks defeats Trent McClung with a triple kick flip on flat. Yeah.
Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent lands the first one shoots out though and ready for the spin. And ready for the spin. And ready for the rotation. Cannondle it gets another one.
He just lands on the back of the board. I mean, standard procedure slides away. Slippy surface at the barracks. Billy Marks go through.
That's exactly just watch his face. All right. Watch his face. That's exactly what's going to happen.
Right. Move over to the next side then. So we've got second round. Chris Cole versus Eric Costen.
Unfortunately for Costen Cole, I think there's not many pros that can, you know, get Costen to shake in his boots a little bit. I think Chris Cole's one of them. Yeah. I think Chris Cole is just.
I don't think Costen will turn up for that one. Like it'll be like over it. Yeah. Right.
So now we've got the Donovan P-Rod. Yeah. And I'm going P-Rod. It's got a big B-Rod back me again.
Look at that creates there. That's a great game. Right. Next up.
Lewan versus Felipe. So like you said, Brazil versus Brazil. And it's going to be Lewan. Two right.
It's going to be Lewan. You know Felipe kills it. And I'd like to actually see, it's a shame because the people are all going up against. The losers.
If there was a losing battle here. We'll just jump to the next one. Thomas versus J. Go.
No, how. J goes to me winning that. Right. If you look at the losers and those two.
Converses Felipe. That would have been a second. Great game. Yeah.
So Steve, Mr. and I will be going to the next year or something. Just so we get to see that. That would be awesome.
You know, it may have happened. Let me just not look in back. The video is about whatever. We'll go back to the right side then.
Yeah. So what we've got. Cody versus Morgan. That's not a fourth of all.
A very good game. Yeah. It's, I mean, if you're saying Cody's being severed, then I think Cody might even be Morgan. That's my issue there.
But Morgan is fucking insane on the background. So it's just, I don't know. But then since Cody. Yeah.
Well, let's do Cody. That's me. He's going to go forward. So he's making it to finals.
Yeah. Cody's on finals. Yeah. So yeah, he's winning that court final there.
Yeah. He's in the same thing that Sam is. And then sort of the next quarter we've got down here is Shane O'Neill versus Billy Mark. Now that is a great game.
That's a great game. That's going to be, that's going to be, I mean, they've done this well. You know, if these games do, if it happens, like we predicted, like, you know, it probably will be because we're absolutely legends are predicting games of skate. So yeah.
So as we're doing this, we've got to pen a paper in. We're, you know, take it to those Johnny's hands. It's just go for black. Well, I think the blacks were going off on this pen.
Yeah. It's a red pen, but there's this weird black. Yeah. I think I kind of do.
Really? Yeah. So Johnny's got black hands anyway. That's what we're getting at.
So anyway, Shane and A were the Billy Marks. Oh, does Billy have what it takes to be Shane? That's my issue. And I don't, I'm not sure if he does.
It's Shane. We did Shane. That's a bit Shane. That hurts me because I really would have liked to have seen a Billy Marks, Chris Colffine all but he's got a fall in that game there anyway.
Right. Anyway, so let's move over. Big, big match. Big match.
This is Cole P-Rod. And I think, I mean, to be fair, you know, it could be a game of P-Rod that's cold, but I think Cole's going to go through again. Yeah. So let's call him.
So Cole. And now we've got the win against Diego. Diego. He's just moving forward.
You know, he just keeps on going. Right. So now finals night. We're there.
Right. So let's have a bit of a little bit of debate about this. That's actually, you know, we've got these people through here now. Now we've got, you know, we've got this, you know, we've got this, you know, we've got this, you've got this fucking champion at this.
You can't just be like, well, he's just through. This is the money. This is, this is money. We can talk money now.
This is, I mean, no, it's, I mean, no because it's all that they're going to be on a line for this. So you can be making someone a million eight, I mean, they won't, they don't know. They'll never go anywhere. Oh.
Yeah. We'll stay away from that subject. Now, go to go to politics. That's going to be your own change, everyone do that.
All right. John, it's going to be politics. So anyway, Cody versus Shane O'Neill. Right.