happens to be the magic of podcasting you get to enjoy this at your leisure I am Justin Morris at once again of course with me as always gentlemen introduce yourselves Stefan Heck, step back to the guy from Twitter. I am John Cullen I have two problems with that intro number one I hope no children are listening to this yeah like ladies gentlemen and children of all ages I really hope there's no kids listening this podcast and also you said leisure which is a really creepy way that's an ordinary gentleman of all ages that should still be a child yeah I guess that's yeah six year old just could be a gentleman wow a 27 year old could still be a child that's well yeah that's way more accurate at least in the case of this podcast I'd say that's for sure anyway I'm John Cullen hey guys what's up hey kids shout out to all the kids out there how to train your dragon take your vitamins say your prayers kids don't say any kids listening this go fuck yourselves hot start hot start the podcast do we want to talk about like just do a brief catch-up on what's happened in the well it happens really happened in my life really but the two of you have had some pretty exciting things since we last recorded that's true yeah yeah we can stuff and you go first I still you still haven't told me the story so I want to hear right well I mean you know it's uh we had a short film that I wrote and produced with some very amazing people and it premiered at the Rio which if you're from Vancouver you know about the Rio and if you're not it's the best theater in the entire city it's one of the only like independent theaters left in I'm pretty sure it's the only single screen that's left in Vancouver there's the Dunbar oh right yeah but anyway it's a nine breed yeah it's a very nice theater and my movie premiered on the big screen there I got to give a speech it was a lot of fun I'm looking in a suit I must I'm a sharpest the sharpest the most sharp dressed gentleman in the place I wasn't so I just assumed that everyone took the event in the same way I did which was from another province so that's cool so what was so was just like a showcase of the films the because you're going to Vancouver Film School I'm at Vancouver Film School yeah there were six yeah six films total and we showed them all the Rio a big turn I think there were 180 people there or something which we were really happy about and they all went really well everyone gave nice speeches thank everyone knows that was a really fun time we went on and got super wasted after nice was there like was there a film that you watched you're like this is not really very good well I know my friends well not probably not you're gonna have to be that I watch you friends with anyone in everyone in your class I'm sure there's gonna be diplomatic I I'm friends I think pretty much every other class well that's a magnanimous of you there was one guy who was in the class the first term and he was just like this huge ticket he's from Winnipeg wow yeah so he left but no we're all we all get along very well and I think they were all they were all so Justin there was no there weren't any really like I'm a stranger to all these people other than Stefan and I know a couple of them listen to the pod desk I don't know if any potential listeners but like even as a complete stranger I thought they were all like really really good to play to this podcast in some of your classmates I have well we I played the hot dog sandwich argument for some of them and then everyone started arguing about whether hot dog was a sandwich of course you have really mad at me classic argument well I'd rather not get him that I'll pass over like how we somehow managed to bring it up all the episodes and I didn't even know like I didn't know that I was somehow bringing it up again by just talking about that but you know that I'd say half of them were comedies and half of them were like serious yeah I'd say like two were definitely dramas there were there was one that was kind of like a comedy drama and three that were like pure comedy and they were all you know they were effective for what they were going for I thought the comedies were all really funny and your speech was honestly just as funny as the movie that you screened afterwards so well thank you Justin it was very good it was a great night I hope you enjoyed your I did know it was a lot of fun I'm hoping to have more nights like that yeah well it's about you too just on the podcast just so you know every week we're gonna go to different things that everyone else in the podcast does and then we're going to tell them how great they'll be very supportive to be a new segment of the podcast you know what you did that and it was great it's called good for you yes exactly this we got good for you no it's not on YouTube yet it'll be up hopefully soon we're submitting some festivals so there's try not to like screen it wide on the internet before it goes to these different festivals it can't be up on YouTube first so yeah we're just kind of looking at that but it'll as soon as it up my Twitter followers will know yeah put out there for podcast listeners as well I really enjoyed it and you'll get to see it at some point but John I think you haven't probably even more exciting week than Stephen did and listen to the last episode why we were gonna take two weeks between recordings knows what you were up to but I'll let you get into sure yeah so I just got back yesterday from the just for laughs festival in Montreal which was insane it was honestly I was only there for five days and I don't think I've brought it up on the podcast before but I don't drink or do drugs not yeah you know people are like now turning the podcast off because this loser but yeah exactly I'm the CM Punk character well I'm less of an asshole than he is but but I'm but yeah so even for this all the only reason I bring that up is because even for someone who doesn't do those things the five days was like the craziest five days of my life so I can only imagine for people who do partake in that sort of thing because every night was an open bar party until 6 a.m. or later and it was just yeah the whole thing was out of control but yeah it was super super fun I had a couple shows there I got to go to a bunch of shows just hang out with a bunch of comedians from across the country and yeah it was pretty not so best comic that you saw I love yourself Nate Brigetsty probably so yeah because I saw it so well I saw his EZ on sorry and Louis CK in the same night so that was like that was just kind of like part of the whole thing so I guess I can tell the story about that so on the Saturday night so my shows were on the Thursday and the Friday night and then myself and my girlfriend decided to stay on the Saturday and just hang out and so we had like a little there was a party like a mixer in the afternoon for the comics who had participated in the homegrown competition which is what I was in and then new faces which is like the kind of American side of the festival so they bring up a bunch of American comedians that like no one's really no one really knows or whatever and to get the exposure at the festival and so we all had like a big mixer party for that and so that was the only thing scheduled on Saturday and then my plan was to go to taping a TV taping at Club Soda hosted by Drawd Carmichael and then we were just gonna see where the night took us unfortunately I got a migraine in the middle of the mixer so I'd go home and sleep for a couple hours I missed the Drawd Carmichael taping and then when I woke up from my nap it was about 830 p.m. I checked Twitter and Aziz on sorry I had announced a surprise show in Montreal in a 400 seat theater and he's like I'm working on new materials so the tickets are only gonna be $20 which I think it was Will Weldon on Twitter who said like imagine being so fucking famous that you can go to the largest festival in the entire world and work out your new shit like yeah it's ridiculous yeah it was pretty I couldn't believe it but this is the thing though like I mean he said it was new shit but it was so polished like I couldn't be he did before like next special but totally yeah he did he did 45 minutes and I would say it was the best comedy that I've ever heard from him probably I think I've I don't think we talked about the podcast we may be just Justin you and I talked about it but I didn't really like his last special life from Madison Square Garden I thought it was more of a TED talk of comedy it definitely is so I wasn't really that into it I was kind of worried that he was just sort of like oh I'm like famous I can kind of just do whatever I want now and this was kind of like seem like he was getting back to his roots of like telling like kind of silly jokes he told a lot of jokes about his girlfriend who he's now been dating for two years but like not in that kind of like TED talks sociological context of his book or whatever yeah so he was really really good better than I thought and Andy Kindler Keith Robinson and Mike Kaplan open for him so it was like ridiculously sat show Andy's state of the industry speech again was amazing you can hear that even if you weren't at the festival itself it's on sound cloud and we'll post a link about it something this week yeah definitely so that was crazy and then so yeah so that was just kind of not we sat in the second row so we got to his for 20 bucks out in the second row he's playing Toronto in the fall and it's 120 bucks so I was pretty excited and then we walked about was then we had gotten a tip that so Louis C K started dropping into shows the festival before that like earlier that night earlier that Saturday they're like oh it's surprise night as he's on sorry he's here and now Louis C K just dropped into the nasty show and then Louis dropped into the nasty show then he dropped into this other show with a small venue called the theater St.
Ketslin which is like the main street in Montreal. Rossain Ketslin. Yeah Bruceain Ketslin so that so there's a theater there and it's it's called a theater but it holds like 90 people so he had dropped in there and then we got a rumor that he was dropping out of Havana in Vancouver then yeah exactly small really small and yeah so he dropped in there earlier in the night and we got a tip that he was gonna drop in there again at Todd Glass's Midnight Surprise show so we had it there and he did drop in so he did like 25 minutes but it was very new material that he was doing like it was good and he had some really good bits but he also had some jokes where he like told them he was like well this is the stupid ever said into the microphone but I like that yeah that's the thing that I enjoy about going to shows like when I was living in LA I saw Pat and performed probably five times in five months and like when he put his next special I got to see the evolution of those jokes basically from like the first time he told them to the last time on the record yeah totally and that was the same thing like even with his ease like I saw people were like people were like taking shots at him on Twitter and being like oh you're like just coming to Montreal and you're just working out your new stuff and like oh new jokes like way to go to JFL and like tell shit jokes like and I'm like maybe I should have been named Willelden and tweeted that oh no I don't think like that to me that wasn't I didn't take that I was just a statement that was just a statement that was just a statement yeah I didn't take that as a shot from Willeld and I took that as just like a like that must be pretty sweet and not only that but also to announce the show like two hours before it happened in the theater was basically sold out yeah and that's with like the Saturday night is the busiest night at JFL so you have like probably 30 other shows happening that night Louis CK is dropping into shows as your show is being announced and you still get 500 people in a room when you announce it two hours before but I mean people like it's not just Montrealers I think a lot of people flocked Montreal for the festival totally yeah yeah but it was just even still pretty crazy I would draw that crowd for sure so but that said I really enjoyed his ease really enjoyed Louie but yeah Nate Brigetsi was probably the best comic I've seen I've been a fan of his for a while he's kind of like a storytelling comedian he works 100% clean like Mike Riggly very similar to Mike Riggly in terms of that yeah kind of storytelling vibe I would say he has more he's more of a joke teller than Briglya okay Briglya is more of a storyteller yeah what Nate tells personal stories but he also has jokes so it's like not that Briglya doesn't have jokes he's my favorite comedian but like I didn't mean that to be insulting I just the focus for Briglya is telling a great story with sprinkled with humor exactly whereas Brigetsi's definitely like has punch lines and is very focused on like traditional joke writing but he had this like 15 minute story about traveling in Wilmington South Carolina and going to see this guy who owns a bunch of reptiles and he's called the oh shoot oh it's called the Cape Fear Serpentarium and this guy just has like the most terrifying thing I've ever heard I know right and it's yeah and so he tells this like 15 minute story joke about going and seeing this guy's got like poisonous snakes alligators like all this stuff and he's like it's basically yeah it's like a dude living in a field with like all these like old tanks set up and anyway it was hilarious and Nate's been one of my favorites for a while but I'd never seen him do like an hour live so it was so awesome to see him and yeah I thought that was the best show so I would urge anyone if you've never heard of Nate Brigetsi it's about B-A-R-G-A-T-Z-E and yeah super super super funny really nice guy to you got to chat with him a couple times over the weekend and he's gonna be in Vancouver so you're listening to this podcast and you're in Vancouver I believe he's gonna be here either in August or September he what he couldn't remember you're chatting he's like I'm there in the next like month or so so he's gonna be at the comedy mix so keep your eyes open if you live in Vancouver and treat yourself to that I know you're not allowed to promote I can I can promote whatever I want I don't care I'm gonna be a WWF source sort of a division between millions I'm going so I'm gonna deal I'll be there but yeah so I feel like I've talked a lot and you guys are bored JFL was crazy and yeah it was the industry party on Friday night was nuts I was there with Dave Chappelle Mike Myers the cast of X-Men whatever seven they weren't there though I thought they were supposed to be there I tweeted you I know but then they were there but they were there minus like costume or no that would have known that they were there I see that was the problem I don't really I'm Jennifer Lawrence and Michael fast-bender weren't there yeah exactly exactly because I think X-Men is filming in Montreal and Dennis Quaid was randomly there and he is jacked I don't even know how all these like 60 or something he's wearing like one of those kind of like see-through white shirts like with like the Henley style so a couple buttons in the caller and oh my gosh I couldn't believe he's just shredded all my shirts are like that but it's just because they're like four years old and you're skinny yeah and like not yeah he was like he was jade man it was weird and Mike Myers sat so what they did was they so they had this party on the Friday night it's all outdoors they like section off this part like outside of a hotel and it's yeah so it's crazy free everything and then they had a separate like Kate we called it the VIP cage but it was like a fenced-off area so we were already in this super exclusive VIP party that had no guest list you had to have a pass for the festival like an artist pass or an industry pass to get in no guests allowed so there's no guest list of this party and there was still an area that people with passes couldn't access that housed like the X-Men Dave Chappelle Mike Myers Pete Davidson was in and out of there they put Magneto in a cage separate from everyone else that's dangerous how he formed his powers in the first place anyways that's a great Holocaust joke let's move on I don't know enough about the X-Men know that was a Holocaust joke I was thinking of the plastic cube but yeah you're right in the first X-Men when yeah he's been trying to get away from his mother yeah more Hitler jokes my girlfriend loves those on the podcast shout out to Carrie what up we've read did you have more to that you were oh no just it was just oh so Mike Myers was the saddest looking man I've ever seen just like he sat they had like an L-shaped couch he sat in the corner of the L-shaped couch and pretty much didn't move and just looks super sad the entire time was really odd he was wearing a joy division shirt so I feel like that just like added to the like sad I have a picture on my phone of Mike Myers just sitting there with a drink like is it like so sad to me maybe you should post this it might take off shit yeah but anyway that was a yeah I could go on and on for hours and days but no one cares well hopefully people are still listening fingers crossed on that front well Stefan you premiered a movie and John you performed and schmoozed that just for laughs and I started a Twitter war where I just flip off fresh lice all the time yeah I like that so what do you mean you started a war though I guess it's a one-size attack really yeah well it's a it's a premeditated yeah yeah so if you're not following out real good show definitely follow the podcast account so you can just see my chubby finger raised in defiance of fresh life I like it for the record I legitimately like fresh lice I know this is it's you know what the last time we recorded I legitimately like jumanji and I was too serious say in the fresh slice of movies yeah that's gonna be my please didn't at real good show where you can see me flipping off copies of the movie jumanji it's gonna be a lot harder to find copies of jumanji than it is fresh lice location I've even been flipping off the like delivery cars I've known it's been doing well yeah so well but I need to yeah I'm gonna I'll get on the jumanji thing for everyone it's been a month since I launched my war against fresh lice and I got to say my personal brand has never been better I'm the pizza hating guy well the funniest part about this is that Justin and I found this like random American on Twitter who's been listening to the podcast and has said that this he's like oh I just listening his podcast or these three Canadians talk for 30 minutes about how shitty the speed supposes and it occurred to me that like no one outside of Vancouver knows what fresh lice is yeah it's everywhere yeah well not only that but just that we must seem like the weirdest fucking guys on the planet is like no seriously everyone listening to this from all over like I mean we've no we know we that I don't have any listeners in North Carolina I was gonna say like we know we have American listeners but I don't know about international I don't know if we've had international live a friend from Iceland who listens to it but he lives in Vancouver so oh yeah so he knows what fresh lice is but yeah all I'm saying is like it would be great if we have people listening to this internationally they're just like what like this is horrible I really want to engage our audience also people if you're listening out there if you follow the show on Twitter if you don't follow the show on Twitter either way if you tweet at real good show a picture of your hand also flipping off fresh lice or any pizza place actually and well reason within like the fresh slice equivalent in your town yeah okay that's what we need so yeah great idea if you if you wherever you live go to the shittiest pizza place flip it off send us photos send us the photo throw a rock through the window and I will personally mail you a copy of jumanji on VHS I will read to eat it and if you really want I might send you a hockey card in the mail as well if you burn down a pizza place I might follow you on Twitter yeah all right well let's wrap up the the personal live portion of the program move into the sporty world shall we and I've tried to pepper in as many references to wrestling in the early stages of the program as possible because the biggest news in the world of sports right now is the sports in quotation yeah sports entertainment we only nominally talk about sports and this week we're gonna be talking about nominal sports yeah so that works for us I think and we've gotten messages from people who are like you know it's a good show because I don't care about any of the sports they talk about at all and I still like it so we're gonna test that we're testing that this week talking about my professional wrestling because the big story is the current separation between the WWE formerly WWF and the one the only the immortal well probably mortal now Hulk Hogan I think he's always been pretty mortal yeah but here's okay here's a thing about wrestling that I didn't know today I was fake yeah that was a really big blow when I found that out my girlfriend and I were out for lunch today and I referenced the WWE and she didn't even know what that was so we're really like we could be on tenuous like it didn't occur to me that there could be people that didn't even know what it was like at least would know she does like she's like she's I think in her mind she thought that when you and I were going to wrestling Justin that like it might be UFC like she could so she keeps I keep saying I'm going to wrestling and she'll be like is it the fake one I'm like well the UFC is a little different than fighting it's not wrestling nobody's jumping off the top of a ladder in the UFC I would love it if there were yeah if like right Nelson yeah it was a TLC match for the UFC title I would be all about that oh my gosh it'd be amazing but like I have considered bringing up this Hulk Hogan story on previous episodes because it had been in the news cycle in different iterations previously like a month ago there was a big story that ran in the New York Times that was about Gawker and like the rise of Gawker and their struggle to try and monetize and attack attract more high-level advertisers and one of the things that they kept talking about was the Hulk Hogan lawsuit because the sex tape have you guys have you watched the sex tape well this is where it all comes from Stefan we'll go right back to the beginning right now because Hulk Hogan is good friends with a shock jock DJ in the United States named and this is his legal name Bubba the Love Sponge clam and they were good friends at one point up until Hulk Hogan had an affair with Bubba the Love Sponge is wife okay but see I had heard that like Bubba the Love Sponge was allowing it was like yeah yeah I think he was he gave him the go ahead because he was in the house at the time I'm really yeah yeah yeah okay isn't Hogan like talking to him I think so and then he kind of goes yeah yeah because I thought that like clearly that's Bubba the Love Sponge and his wife had some sort of set up where they had cameras all over their bedroom obviously because I don't think Hogan knew he was being recorded in any way otherwise he would not have done what got him in trouble yeah that eventually but yeah there was a sex tape with Hulk Hogan and Bubba the Love Sponge clams wife who who knows what her name is but something the Love Sponge I'm sure exactly job of the Love Sponge missus the Love Sponge and yeah Sponge is a totally different connotation so woman either was her or Baba himself who like flipped the switch to turn the cameras on in the bedroom as they were doing doing the the leg drop or whatever it is like drop he helped up and he certainly did and this tape then was circulated and Gawker eventually bought it and published like you know our favorite parts of the whole Cogan's next day but I'm not sure they published more than like two minutes and thirty seconds it's a really bad quality sex tape too it's like cranium black and white you know like it's not like it's not HD or I don't know if you'd want it to this yeah I think that the WWE's HD is presented in HD really doing all Cogan many favors at this point never like his sex tape videos is presented in HD like it's terrible quality though it looks like he's he filmed it in like a parking lot stairwell or something like but Gocker published this tape and then Hogan sued them for like a hundred million dollars or something like that a lot of money and Nick Denton is like talking to the New York Times about you know how they're growing Gawker into a real reputable brand in theory it's called Gawker and yeah sure they're talking about how like this Hulk Hogan lawsuit is going to just cripple us and bring us to our knees and he's gonna do the leg drop in one two three as it were and Gocker is like focused on there's like six minutes of the tape they're just gone that are completely absent that's probably like the post-coital pillow talk well his pillow talk was actually him saying and I've got that I will get to that in a second okay this is this is what blew up please Justin make this story longer please talk more about Hulk Hogan I don't even think I can make fun of you this week I talked about myself well yeah because they kept stressing that this six minutes was missing and I'm assuming that somebody found it and leaked it to the national enquirer and the contents are absolutely appalling and I don't know if you want to handle that quote it's kind of like when you picked to do a rap song in karaoke I'm not sure how you're gonna handle this oh no this is actually the actual pillow talk it's not the end word stuff this is what he said right after he got a bed okay fuck I just ate to I felt like a pig and then I mean after that can't believe I just ate like a pig ten minutes ago which is so we ate a pig he's just a romantic like I mean no he ate like a pig he ate a bunch of she me I think he had said sashini yeah really gets my juices flowing out the old sashini so that's what I meant by the pill talk but there was the really racist stuff where I think he actually says like yeah I'm a racist just in case like anyone's listening tries like how she didn't mean like I think everyone's like a little bit racist but he does say yeah probably true with everyone close to but like here's maybe not this racist here's the thing no of course yeah we'll get to comments that got him into hot water in a second but like this is not a surprise because the last time that Hulk Hogan was in the news in a big way was because the the dress code for his Miami Beach restaurant's Hogan's Beach got widely publicized as being so racist like this dress code may as well read like will not be served if black attention all customers dress code will be strictly enforced no exceptions shirts and shoes are acquired upon entering any indoor area of the restaurant or hotel please do not end of the dining room or hotel area without appropriate clothing and footwear or you'll be asked to leave the premises the following dress code shall be strictly enforced no plain white t-shirts or otherwise oversized t-shirts extending past the mid thigh no attire containing profanity or otherwise deemed to be offensive by management no sports or sleeveless jerseys no excessively baggy attire no low-hanging pants or shorts pants or shorts must be worn at the waist no hats caps or visors worn sideways or back facing hats must be worn fully forwards facing at all time no do rags skull caps or bandanas okay no torn or soil so he can't get his constant that whole coke and he wears tank tops he wears bandanas constantly but bandanas especially that doesn't that's egregious whole coke and could not get in that's like Michael Jackson owning a restaurant saying no gloves goes on and on like that but it's a lot of the it's obvious a lot of single gloves it's obvious what they are trying to but the best thing about the whole coke and thing is his meltdown on twitter that's going on right now as we see we want to say what he said well I mean you can get a look at approximation he basically says his daughter dating a black man music career and he drops the end of several times and says he doesn't want to start dating and it's horrible yeah awful it can use for several minutes and it's absolutely a poly yeah that was whole coke in this week so now he's retweeting messages of support from people and I guess a bunch of like British soccer fans have just started tweeting pictures of like black British soccer players at him and being like hey this is like me and my mate we know you're not racist we support you all can like retweet it and like reply to them be like oh thank you so much like H.H. which is his like signature yeah or something else yeah yeah and honky Hogan he's been he's been retweeting a lot of different things since this went down he retweeted a picture of Drake someone who's a great at him and he retweeted this is me I am Drake whatever Drake's dope yeah like I don't know I probably wouldn't be grudge Drake if he was like yo I just dropped like the most wicked fire fucking burn track ever and now I also stand with Hulk Hogan to be like okay Drake I think yeah I mean Drake Drake might like sample Hogan now or something it's like this like old Hogan clips I'd be down but that I've always felt a little weird just as a side you guys I don't know I've always felt a little weird in like even half black rappers are like dropping the end bomb all the time it's kind of like I don't even know if I feel super comfortable with that I feel so it's not my place to like it's not like it's all either but it just all it seems a little weird to me like if I think if I was I half black I might be kind of like maybe not well that brings me to the next tweet here because Hulk Hogan was like defending himself being like I'm using that club in Miami and yeah they're calling it to me and I'm saying it back and everyone's cool with it it's totally fine like I'm not sure someone so much we did at him oh how come Hulk Hogan gets in trouble for saying the end we're but president Obama is allowed to say it's like well there's I mean there's several reasons like this guy doesn't understand what context is yeah at all and Hulk and reach we did it in the profitran's like yeah I think this poor like I totally agree like the president United States can say it the black president can say it the Hulk Hogan hard-parents podcast yeah but like and he was quoting someone else basically yeah I sit like putting it in the mouth of someone else but Hulk is having like a all-time great meltdown right now yeah like he tweeted I'll read this out his previous great meltdown was his face because I wanted to say like you know he's too integral to the WWF WWE whatever to stay banned forever they've completely erased him from their website they haven't erased him from their network content because like he is WrestleMania like he just is he's on like the first hand in a row I'm pretty sure something like that I'm not sure one to jump over to the W.S.
but he's like to integral to them over the course of history he's no Chris Benoit well they still haven't even been lost matches though they just put a disclaimer up in front of them this guy killed his kid in his wife pretty much your peril well it's still a great wrestler but the Hulk tweet that I was talking about is my daughter wrote this poem and it broke my heart it starts about one minute into the video I'm good now only love Hulk Hogan and instead of just linking to the YouTube video he takes a screenshot of like a text message with the the link to the YouTube videos you can't even like copy face it you type it individually and it's all like split up because of the way he's like formatted anyway can you imagine if you were a big enough Hulk and fan that you actually like letter for letter type that out from that to eat you're like yes I've got to stand photo Hulk like on this photo I'm gonna do that right now yes photo on your phone in one hand computer in the other as you just type yeah exactly right that's gotta be which by the way like Brooke Hogan's music career and him talking about that is what got him in trouble in the first place so her like writing a song that's like my dad is it racist he loves all the black people is not exactly helping matters I don't think but it was great maybe a sampling of it and just felt like Brooke Hogan was here in the room with us when you're sitting there probably for being honest she's a good anthem I think at Tampa Bay lighting games oh cool probably not anymore yeah maybe not anymore well because they used to invite Hulkster out to games to and I don't think they'll be doing that any longer but you never know you just never know I mean Florida is an interesting place not the other thing it's like it's no surprise that a like old crazy rich Florida bodybuilder is also in insane like one of the whitest people on her I mean born in like 1947 yeah exactly like he's orange but like he's very like you know he's is crazy white he has a skull it he has he's fake tans to the point of obscenity and yeah like he's just yeah you can understand it kind of I like he's like if you picture someone in your head right now that is using the N word it's in Florida it's someone who looks like Hulk Hogan has a handlebar mustache yeah exactly handlebar mustache skull that do reg to mask that's do reg wearing a fanny pack and like tux his t-shirts and do his jeans that's basically Hulk like yeah so it's not I mean that's the thing you have to be like okay well I mean that's like because he's probably been racist his whole life and he never really like a lot of these older people never really knew that they were gonna have to live in a Twitter world yeah you know what I mean like I just don't like he's probably like oh this is not I mean this isn't great now for me but like wrestling has been racist forever also well yeah I mean like the bad guy wrestlers in like the 80s and 90s and I don't really pay to rest like a black wrestler has never like okay the rock is half black but he's always identified as someone on television and I don't think he's also like the most charismatic person on the planet earth and the number one movie star in the world so he's clearly a rock if you're listening we'd love to have you like they've never had a black champion ever ever even right now like black wrestlers are having a pretty good you know day in the spotlight the most entertaining acting current W. I'd say is the new day I don't have any problems saying that that is the case because it's true but they're like horribly racist stereotype gimmick also they tried to get the nation of domination which started out as like we started out with white people in it and then well he was but no but it was like I thought I'm Simmons for Rook was like yeah he was he was but then I thought there was also like wasn't crushing it for like a minute sorry there was a group of white wrestlers called the nation of domination no no well I wasn't heart was in the rock deal Brown for Rook but I thought the godfather I honestly thought crush was in it for a while though like in a weird at the beginning I'm gonna do a wiki search of nation of domination yeah they would come out like when they first started they basically were black like black Panthers but they wanted new day to be they put Biggie Kofi Kingston and Xavier once together in a three-man black like faction and it was supposed to be like the new nation and then Ferguson yeah Ferguson happened yeah like right then yeah like oh maybe a militant group of black guys is not the greatest thing to go with so they turned them instead into like very happy evangelical preachers that's why I was right crush a white guy with long hair like a white he had previously look what would go on to play a biker character was one of the first for Rook crush and Savio Vega whose Cuban were the original members of the nation of domination so one black guy so one black guy in the nation of domination and then they also so in their first match they fought at a six-man tag against Bart Gunn gold dust and flash funk flash funk being black so there was the same number of black members of the nation of domination as there were just random on the opposite on the opposite well at least it was like diverse though because I feel like today the writers can't think of anything for black wrestlers to do other than to be in a team with other black wrestlers yeah the tag title feud for the last three months has been the primetime players versus the new day and like they're it's all black guys and there's also now a faction in the women's division that's three black women as well including Sasha Banks whose Snoop Dogg's cousin and the best women's wrestler of all time they called her up from NXT and we're just like well we got nothing else for you other than to just plunk you in with these other two black women and you can be your own female version of the new day I guess the nation of donations motto was by any means necessary and we got to throw this picture up on the first I mean it's just unbelievable they're wearing like they're wearing like black panther inspired hats and then they've got like Zulu patterns on their wrestling tights that's awesome except the rock he's always too big of a star yeah so yeah basically the nation yeah they got rid of crush and then and Savio Vega and then they were like mostly black it was Farouk Kamam Ustafa who was godfather Ahmed Johnson and Rock and then and Dilo Brown and then Owen Hart joined later and there have been like racial racial problems still like over the last decade even there was a huge feud leading up to one of the WrestleMania's in the 2000's where Triple H was feeding with Booker T and Booker T was you know being basically like Triple H was the racist like just brutally saying terrible things to him on television every week blame a heel with the expectation that you get that match to WrestleMania and Booker T gets his come up and yeah that's how wrestling works except in this case no Triple H won the racist won okay that's I didn't know that's horrible yeah and this is like within the last 10 years yeah Michael PSA's who's a founding member of the fabulous freebirds and now one of the like Booker's the high level guys within the company was once suspended for six months for telling Mark Henry in like 2007 I think that he would need to be tougher he said I'm more of an N word than you are like straight up told him that to his face was suspended without pay for like three months but then he hired and now he's like a major executive within the company so wrestling has always had like a massive racial problem about when DX came out period parodying the nation and war blackface yeah that actually happened that actually happened between the nation and generation X and X-Pac war black they all did kind of funny that they're like sweeping a talk over thing under the rug and being like oh we're not great we never been racist like when you have yeah it was a different time racist forever so I'm hoping that this is a good thing to happen in wrestling that all can get like brutally shamed this way because it's a pretty like fucking carny business one of the best parts about it and it's run by a bunch of old white dudes who only lean into progress when they're shame well this is what I'm saying I was about to say the good part of this is that minster man will probably put the title on a black person which she like Kofi Kingston should have won in the bank last month it should have happened instead they picked the most boring whitest dude possible literally the whitest yeah and so clearly somebody out there hates black people being champion so much that they were like let's give it a fucking shameless true anyway it's too much wrestling talk it's way too much way yeah we got to at least hours out this is the biggest well is it sort of I'm just kidding sounds good to me I don't really have a whole lot of people being screwed in sports I mean how about Kanye West's Mike not working live at the Pan Am game really that happened yeah it worked apparently that's good you've been saving that gem up since it happened like yesterday yesterday yeah I mean it's just another classic example right I mean this Hogan thing is not gonna be the end of it obviously yeah apparently like you could hear his mic on TV but live it was like cutting out in a building it wasn't working and was cutting probably like Norm Kelly got up there probably sabotage it from the inside I believe it did you guys watch any of the payment games no I watch it live I was in Toronto while it was happening so I went to a men's volleyball in a women's volleyball game because as many of the listeners will know through doing research into my backstory I'm dating a former member of the Canadian women's volleyball team so we went to watch her friends with a baby a bitch it is on the ads on the real gym was it on it was on CBC I guess so yeah I was on tape to a pretty much into so I watched a bunch of the basketball online yeah nerd basketball nerd was like Anthony Bennett was awesome in this tournament and I can't tell if that's actually good I don't think so because he had said that he was gonna play but then I don't I don't remember him actually was lighting it up in the semi final against America he's like the reason that we beat the States and and Jamal what's the face Lewis I don't know it's just like an NFL guy what was the Jamal guy Murray Jamal Murray I don't know if he's like legit gonna translate those skills to the NBA next season well there's a difference between playing against LeBron and playing against like Wisconsin's backup power forward or whatever team America brought to the thing well Canada did good it was fun to watch I guess Anthony Bennett's on LeBron's team isn't he he was he's not straighted with wiggens to Minnesota okay I don't know he's on a player option or team option right now and they have until the season starts or like another month or so to decide if they want to pick it up or cut him loose and that's where forms of the put up should probably I didn't realize how many sports there were though in the game so many CBC news and it'd be like like dark this is one of the metal update Canada has won six thousand gold medals today one million medals yeah yeah it's every sport imaginable yeah let's look up the sportless and see if we can find the dumbest one I'm gonna look at what starts you just that starts well actually I just made I just made that up I just made that up okay it is but I love games were okay BN bowling okay yeah so that's pretty bad BM acts which is like a good sport but like you just went expects okay so bowling so far is the worst I can see here here we go oh yeah roller skating I thought I was a John Collins roller report yeah no speed skating and figure skating which I mean a roller skater roller blades figure rollers oh my god they're all yeah they're all skates yeah they're all skates to the floor the yeah the two two Wow Canada's Macri hopes Pan American games exposure might help grow her sport maybe not though because who cares I'm sure like how could anyone care I'm sorry Macri whoever you are like she's getting some exposure on a real good show she can yeah I guess so Kayla Macri we're giving her the real good bump she came forth but I mean what is like what who practices this why what is happening I feel like it's like skeleton where it's one of the sports like you know what I want when a little bit more like a sport I can like yeah it's a easiest for me to get in man I feel bad for your getting on roller skates yeah so I feel bad for Jose Luis Diaz there's only eight participants in the men's division the winner had five hundred and thirty six points the seventh place person person had three hundred and eighty one points and pay amps get here yeah gootier as I would imagine it looks like it's got a thing there and then Jose Luis Diaz of Chile disgraced his country by coming in by personally disgraced his country by being a professional role in men's free and then he also came 270 points lower than Payemps Gutierrez finishing at an embarrassing 116 point two points so this week's athlete of shame Jose Luis Diaz from Chile it does have a link to his Facebook for some reason on the Pan Am Games website that's like the most low-wrench shit yeah oh my god this is a real okay there's actually a world roller figure skating championship his occupation is designer and roller figure skating coach well here's a sign if you're being coached by Jose Luis Diaz quit your sport because he fucking blows you know what I'm glad we're finally going in on Jose Luis Diaz exactly I should this guy what a piece of garbage shit this fucking loser is okay now okay here's the thing so I was in Toronto during the Pan Am Games and I should you know I saw a sign with like the rollerblading athlete thing on it and I just thought like okay they're just throwing that in there like a zoo this will be cool to put on the poster whatever we'll just put like all action kind of I did I had no idea that this is a real sport which is incredible to be honest I kind of want to watch it me too so I think this is for the best case scenario for them yes it's people just want to watch it as like a joke they did also have roller speed skating which is around a running track with your typical inline skates that you wouldn't that you would know and love from your childhood and from my closet as we know I am an avid roller skater from previous editions of this show this is technically the roller report this is technically yeah well this is I wasn't prepared for it but it is the roller report so I want to embarrass someone here but everyone here so far in the speed skating seems about around the same here but there's no Jose Luis Diaz whoa Jesus okay now since we shamed someone we have to give a shout out here so this one I don't know how it works it's the women's 10,000 meter points event so I don't know how you accrue points I think they collect gold coins as they go around that's what it is it is a it's a cross of Mario Kart speed skating sprinting and rollerblading and here we go in the women's division 10,000 meter points Myra Arias of Argentina won by a whopping 30 points over Claire okay this can be a real name first of all so Myra Arias finished with 41 points and second okay I just can't get over this name Emma Claire Townshein of Ecuador came in second with 11 points yeah exactly she looks like she's from Britain or Scotland but in any case Myra Arias John Collins roller report athlete of the week a whopping 30 point victory over her nearest competitor incredibly done I can't be the only person who's so tired of our continues just dominating roller seats you are because honestly the way that they approach the sport with grace and yeah I want to even say virility just like watching the games you really feel like these are people who are prepared to have children both men and right like just very virile and I'm definitely not at all sick of of the Argentinian dominance and I will also say shout out to Jordan Belchos of Canada who came third in the men's 10,000 points 10,000 meter points and this has a link to his Twitter and his Olympic team website maybe they're trying to get the sport in the Olympics I don't know but he is from Thornhill Ontario Jordan Belchos shout out every I like is from Thornhill Ontario pretty much yeah you could pick a random hockey player and they're from oh this guy also does ice speed skating as well as roller speed skating but I've never heard of him in my life so apparently shitty on the ice I like it they call it ice speed skating so just speed skating well we have well we have well yeah I guess we have to differentiate it now that we've seen that's true and it's not even roller blades and that's the it is roller blades for the speed but not for the figures which is for which makes which makes it even funnier yeah it does doesn't it okay yeah I really is there like a disco ball that comes down to either has to be right but there's a long flow I can't I'm honestly disgusted with myself that I didn't go to this you know the tickets were a dollar 50 free probably paid you to go yeah this is unbelievable I want to look at the ticketing website for this just even see if they still have the prices up here because there's no way this was expensive oh it was the oh here okay this is great reviews fan reviews of the rollerblad helping the event change of venue and so it got one star from L if oh sorry this is posted by if you let me play the venue was changed on the rollerblad event the morning of the event that's the worst sentence there was no special transportation to the event so we took a 45 minute subway to a regular city bus that stopped at regular city stops for 30 minutes then we found out the venue had changed and it was only a 10 minute walk we got to the event right before it started and the event was only one hour long so we spent three hours in transit for a 60 minute event very poorly organized and another example of a terrible panam games organized by the city of Toronto you know I think the blame falls on the Yelp review are in this case yeah after three hour you're you're willing to take three hours of your day to travel to roller figure okay well I don't think anybody organizing the panam thing it's gonna take you forever to get there anything you should be like oh it was only an hour this is awesome wasn't six hours yeah no kidding okay you're watching probably still are the best part about going to the roller skating event is if you bring your own roller skates you can also participate here we go next review which is even better very disappointed at the rollerblad speed skating event for the panam games the whole event was less than 60 minutes with the 20 minute we had to sit on a grass hill on an extremely hot day even more strange is the fact that the venue was changed from the aquatic center to a high school it was truly terrible and I wish for a refund and the review was posted the location link is st. John Paul Catholic secondary school so the person did it while they were still at the event they roll their wedding on like a basketball court I don't know why they would have thought to hold it in aquatic center in the first place empty of the pool in all way maybe oh man this is unbelievable yeah this is great I'm gonna read every single one of these the most panam games content it's like anybody well it is the best thing ever so we have to tweet this out yeah we will we will yeah I just get all these are so great they're all talking about how short it was and how they had to be outside I just let the headline on that one roller sports and can you miss them they're just getting worse and worse to the next was like there was like a huge electrical fire like several of the participants died they wouldn't stop playing this on car wash over and over again okay this is posted by NDK double eight these tickets were purchased for my parents as a father's day you know that they like they were estranged and they just reunited like a year ago what can I get my dad I know I'm getting tickets artistic roller skating he loves going to live sports yeah oh my god yeah okay the tickets also were mentioned in one of these reviews and they were thirty five dollars so panam I'm more than 50 cents a minute I'm so disgusted with the fact that I didn't go to this so I can't even if it was on when I was there I'm a piece of shit because I should have gone to this I would have easily paid thirty five dollars these are some of like the funniest like not even sports related to the funniest things I've read in a long time yeah it's unbelievable like you're you already know like okay and here's some context for listeners if you don't know I curl okay I'm a I'm like a semi-professional curler and I've done a very close to being a professional well that's true I was very close to making it to the brier we lost the BC final this year but so I come from a background like I know how much it sucks to do a sport that everybody makes fun of but like this is just on the fact that like people are already making fun of it and then the panam games basically just shits all over it by changing the venue the morning of the event can I please just read this one last one yeah this is a one-star review this is the blink and you miss it one okay from SNLF mom it's not a fan of roller fingers actually this is the roller speed skating first there was no notice anywhere that was off-site trekked in the heat down the street one security line no seating just a grass hill but it's only got in and seated the women were almost done they not the 20 minute break for the men started and here's the kicker each race was less than 18 seconds like some speed event like if you go to watch the 100 meters of the Olympics they're all nine seconds long I guess like to be fair but I think you can also get to go for the whole day you know like you buy a ticket for like track and field and you sit in the stadium for the whole day and you get to watch all the races like this sounds like you literally just went and only got like it was just roller bleeding which is incredible well I'm I for one really I hope everyone got through our talk of just for laughs and wrestling so they can hear that this is one of the greatest one in the world animating yeah yeah running wild brother are we are we ready for fan for mail we're gonna dive into it in one second I just want to play one clip quick clip here because people were big fan of the Bob Possiss thing that we did a few weeks ago and my favorite this is the real good show clip of the week is the clip of the week my favorite moment in sports from the week that was the LA Lakers had a press conference this week four days ago introducing their latest signing arrivals Roy Hibbert, Lou Williams and Brandon Bass were all three guys up at the podium to give a press conference the introductory press conference for the brand new Lakers free agent signings and they were asked the question after signing have you heard from Kobe? I didn't even you guys heard from Kobe and if so what do you say?
Are they supposed to say something? Now with it that's not what it is that's good it leaves you wanting more you want to know if they heard from Kobe I don't think they did yeah I'm not one of them wanted to be the guy to be like Kobe said she's just a like letting it hang there you know that's probably better than the alternative which would be Kobe phoning them at like three in the morning and screaming at them. That's what he was probably doing with the general manager of the Lakers being like this is who you fucking son are you kidding me but so the best of the Williams just while we're just while we're on the this is a literally breaking trade that we've never had this happen in the middle of the podcast but Blue Jays have just dealt Jose Reyes to the Rockies for Troy to Lewitt's. So huge deal to it's a big deal because I know who those guys are yeah exactly to Lewitt's key is one of the best players in baseball certainly the best shortstop in baseball and Reyes has been pretty much garbage this year so unbelievable and getting some support yeah exactly and the basically the thing I love about this trade is this as Alex and Thopolis showing that he's still determined to never get a good starting pitcher but just to see the best supporting lineup they got literally Hawkins to it and I know who he is and he's been pitching for like 50 years yeah a million years well pretty cool pretty big deal one of the pod gas really like space for a truck out a woolly mammoth I like it claim to fam terrible all right well big big deal coming down during the show mid-show if you hadn't heard it yet you have here on real good show and with that I think it's time for some mailbag questions people seem to be fond of the Twitter mailbag portion of the program and we will get into that right now stuff you got anything for us on that I do I've got a question from Donald is who's to her name is at the hell you say and he asks is the best defense a good offense or actually a good defense makes sense because the best defense is a good offense a good offense is a good offense the best defense is the best defense well like that's phrases supposed to mean that you never have to defend if you're always on the attack right like it's the same way that people will question like PK Subans defensive game it doesn't matter if he's not great in his own zone which he's still really good in his own he's never in his own zone so what does it matter that's true but just you know in terms of semantics because I'm an asshole okay the it's offense it's a different thing it's like the opposite thing it can't be defense we don't have to play the if you're not playing it if you're on the attack well exactly but then it's not defensive fine there's no defense the best offense is no defense I think is no defense yeah I'm yeah maybe because if it's the best offense then you don't need to be yeah that's true that should be the phrase that's the news sports idiom of the week yeah all right I like to update it John none of that applies to football because your best offense is not no defense in football because if you had no defense you would lose every game true that's all I say while we're all just some anti-spat in the case of football the best defense is a good defense is probably every shot Chicago bears in the 80s probably it wouldn't apply like bowling yeah darts you can't jump in front of the dart that'd be well I don't know good I might yeah I'm gonna be willing to do that your Lucas Visa would do no my Lucas Visa would do the week is to get Lucas Visa off the Canucks I would I would take two Lucas visas on the Canucks so it's a one step forward two step back I think but I'm literally that's how desperately I want to connect just for that fleeting moment of oh Lucas pieces none of the Canucks and then obviously the other she would drop me like oh here's two which would suck but just for the moment he's off the team like I want him clearly twice yeah I'm so they traded the one but then kept the two clones which are probably like increasingly stupid from the original well I think the ducks have like several clones Lucas Visa so they're gonna try and trade for like 10 and stuff like age and then I've got a closet for us visas whole closet doesn't have a closet for us be right that's the Lucas Visa would do of the week wonderful I like it yeah well we yeah I mean everything's really a segment we get down to it I guess oh yeah I'll go to another question here is from Jay Horbay which of these cook food the best toaster oven microwave or oven if you're cooking food in the microwave you got some real problems there Jay I don't know what to say about that it's obviously oven toaster oven if you're making like a grilled sandwich so it's just a miniature yeah it's not even yeah it's not even so broiling so I think in terms of like scale and stuff I think it is just as good of a job as an oven it's just depending on what you want to cook right fair you know and how much you pay because reasonably I mean you can get varying levels of toast revenues Lee the oven in your house will presumably have about the same performance obviously some ovens are better than others but but it was part of this question but let's shift it to fucking very killed was to rev a microwave oven oh well you always kill the microwave Mary the oven always I'm gonna like a bit okay then you might get well you get dick cancer for sure or you burn you'd like melt your I mean with a toaster oven are you talking to the bread slots you know maybe maybe yeah like or like it's like it's a big for like a bagel or no you can figure you can figure it okay like a toaster with like a door that okay all right I would be on when you oh okay okay was that a good I don't think that was a good cooking and I'm just getting confused I mean I would probably just I fuck all of them what's the worst I guess you're pretty realistically if they're off you're just fucking the air yeah well the oven I'm marrying that oven though for sure yeah you're dick is big yeah no I've got a big flat rectangular dick this is throw it on a cookie sheet and fire yeah exactly yeah that's great you know I just found recently is that my my toaster oven of three years has a crumb tray and I could have been emptying that on the rake wasn't but instead you just see how how long I can kind of take this thing yeah I like it yeah I'm good with it it's gonna catch on fire at some point but whatever yeah we do yeah I was a bad question I got a good one I get better from Patrick Kearns and this is a Canucks specific one but it applies to the Leafs and any number of shitty teams sure what is the limit of awful things you would do yourself to see the Canucks when the Stanley Cup or any or the Leafs or you know well yeah those are really a team of choice for us yeah I was saying earlier and I would legitimately do this I would cut off my pinky with like a cigar cutter or knife or or if it was like you're cutting it off yourself yeah I feel like a cigar cutter would be better it'd be like get a little bit and like obviously I kind of have it all like set up and have someone there like cauterize the wound and like a little basket for the following exactly and who says I can't reattach it afterwards right come on guys I'm frozen I'm thinking ahead if you just keep it frozen but no like a legitimately if someone can I just said Stefan if you cut off your pinky with a cigar cutter right now we got ice we'll we'll sew it back on afterwards but if you cut this pinky off right now the Canucks will understand the cup next year there's no doubt in my mind I'm doing that oh god there's no doubt in my mind I would never do that I don't know what I would do I want the Leafs to win but I just don't know it's like do I like myself more than the Leafs you know like that's really the question I'm getting into I just hate my pinkies I think that's fair I feel like they're they have a use they hold up my phone right like if I was texting I didn't have a pinky like oh god there'd be a nightmare you have to hold it up here oh yeah what would you use to just like hoist extravagantly when you're drinking well that's a thing I actually always do that not even on purpose but I do I'm a pinky poser as it were which I would also if Stefan cut his pinky off I would pose my pinky around him I don't you wish you had one of these yeah oh god I feel like I need to I should have had some answer prepared for this question given that like I want the Leafs to win so bad but I don't even know well I would okay my one of my favorite hypotheticals which we can get into on the show is is how much money would you take like what's your what's your minimum amount of money so you get this after it's over the minimum amount of money you would get to live on the ferry for a year to live on like a beat like the BC fairies so the ferry that goes from Vancouver to Victoria so for those of you who are not familiar with the geography of here Vancouver Island is a massive island yeah just to the west and it's about an hour and a half a year and a half exactly which is great when you think about it because it's great for two reasons number one it protects us from the tsunami and number two it buries Victoria but I digress the thing is that okay so you you have to ride the ferry for a year you can't leave the ferry you can't you can't eat anything that's not sold on the fairies they're just eating white spots eating fairy food the whole time by the way white spot is fantastic yeah but for every day or a white spot is different than regular white spot I actually I actually that it's better than regular that's because you're on a boat exactly that's a big high class now um so that's the thing you don't have a bed so you have to make do with whatever you yes leaping would be the most difficult part because there aren't really any like double spaced seats that you could lay across the floor so every single chair in the entire ferry is like homeless protected yeah exactly so as I said this is one of my favorite hypotheticals or I say like how much would you take to do that for a year so I would say I would live on the fair because I do not like I hate the hypothetical like I honestly don't think I would do it for less than half a million which a lot of people say they would do it for a lot less than that I hate I would never do it so I would ride I would do this hypothetical for for three months for free for the least to win the cup I'd live on the ferry for three months you would not get very much sleep at all I know it'd be horrible it'd be the worst I honestly like it would make me sick but that's what I would do all right well I think I would like just get shot probably like an non-lethal area see like I just can't why why would you get shot well you think it's gonna be that good when the cops yeah well like it's not like they haven't like shot me through the stomach yeah because I don't remember 94 that well 2011 was like that it was like I think yeah basically yeah okay I mean yeah I guess the leaves haven't really been that close in my lifetime in the conference finals twice but I but yeah I just like a conference finals three times I get shot like in like the flabby part of my arm I guess like somewhere that's not gonna do like a lot of damage yeah maybe that could be like kind of a late can you get like a thing where like they could sew it up tighter so then you'd actually like if you just it actually be like a positive like if they shoot like the sort of like you said the chubby just get through there and then they spoke up it'll like super buff now I got shot to yeah like it's you know like how they do that stomach thing where they like suck it well yeah they just staple it that might actually help you so I don't that's really bullshit like I get shot in this part of my arm that I need to get rid of I mean what if I got shot like the leg in a way that made me limp forever then I might okay I don't know if I be willing to do that oh no limb forever what are you talking about like Stefan's gonna reattach his fingers true that's true you can't fix the limb yeah yeah so don't shoot me the knee definitely shoot me in the arm somewhere I get shot yeah okay I don't like that conversation at all on you guys have that feeling like they may never do it in your lifetime yeah definitely have that feeling was probably the most dominant team in every facet of the game of hockey in the modern era of the sport and they still lost so how the fuck are they ever gonna do it yeah that was awesome when they lost yeah I loved it I have no memory of game seven actually one of the worst one of the worst nights of my life I've never never well the best part about game seven was they really never had a chance no and I knew kind of from the story I ate a very large brownie and drink copious amounts of alcohol and basically have no memory of the end of that let's move on yeah let's talk about it more no content just our teas asks how do you think someone from Willie Desjardins home town pronounces Desjardins he's from climax Saskatchewan great climate Saskatchewan great city name also great question so you guys want to take this one first yeah I think they just say D I think they're so intimidated by the last name like they see it coming in advance and they're like they either hate French so much they refuse to say it or they're intimidated by French so much that they just don't even try so I bet they just go willy D willy D it's gotta be Desjardins yeah like I'm sure that's happened oh yeah yeah it happens in Vancouver I know doubt about that but I'm curious if like people in climax are just climaxing constantly 182 people in climax but so they're all just screaming on the top of the ones constantly you're better than that day John and you're better than I am but am I really though yeah no you're not yeah four episodes you prove that's true that's true but good ones to I was gonna say the one good part is that you usually don't make a good joke until you've made a bad one yeah so banked a bad one now yeah you think about a little late this week but I think over to you you'll close us out with something good hopefully fingers crossed Michael J Fox thing I don't know that was awful that was legitimately the worst everyone other than you two seem to like it so well I'm sorry that we're the only ones that are sensitive which by the way I think it should bear mentioning that again we are the only podcast to be anti-itler because that's what we care about I've never heard another podcast no in that way exactly so Renee Bork asks will Kyle Dubas and Lulee Morello become like father and son or will they hate fuck each other to death and we didn't actually talk about that at all in the show this week no I think we can cover it here I think John can I mean we don't talk about the least as much we talk with a conux there was much conux stuff this week so true yeah I honestly I saw that news I just was my first reaction was negativity just because he hasn't been very a very good GM as late and he's also gonna ask for Corey Schneider so that's all well where that I guess like the thing is New Jersey blows so it really doesn't matter Corey Schneider could have the best seasons of life ever but I think in time Bo Horvat will prove to be a more useful piece to the Canucks than Schneider was the Devils that's really all you can hope for fine fair but in any case Lou never liked him as a person never liked him as a GM hate the Devils hate him but that said I do as long as Shanahan and Dubas and Hunter are kind of running the show and Lamarello is just kind of like teaching Dubas the ropes I do like they only game a three-year contract which I think they kind of had like 76 years old he might die 72 so it's reasonable to the Fletcher was watching over the team for a little while how old was he yeah but I love Fletcher so but Lamarello I to answer your question I think it's gonna be a father-son relationship because Dubas just looks like a lovable son doesn't he I mean just look at that face I feel like he's adorable yeah he's so adorable he looks like a little teddy I just feel like they only hired him in the first place to like have him be like a criticism shield for Kyle Dubas it's like yeah it is Dubas team already basically we all pretty much know that so you know they're just not putting him under this sort of ridiculous scrutiny from you know Simmons and Cox that Kessel floundered under for years and years and years and that's the only reason why you're bringing in Lulee Lamarello instead of like just putting Kyle into that position immediately is so that three years from now he'll have been shielded from criticism and then not only is he the you know advanced stats wonderkind that he already is he was also Lulee Amarello's protege and Sun years yeah and Sun yeah so yeah I'm into it should we move on to do any more questions we got a few more here a couple more Damien Blalock asks who has sex with the hottest chicks you know he's talking about shaft baby so let's move on from that one that was just a joke Hanes beefy teen it would have been better if he didn't make it before we heard I just do it Hanes beefy teen asks that's a great to him what is hockey's dunk oh I mean I think I think it's the Forsberg move yeah yeah I would know it doesn't happen often enough maybe like off the crossbar and in on like just a part down yeah bar down probably bar down again still doesn't happen as often like it's like we're thinking like a posterizing dunk is like bar down I'd say that's gotta be the bar down is sweet that's still one of my favorite goals I ever scored was a bar down on a two-on-one I never looked at the net I just looked at the guy like I was gonna pass to him then I know look bar down unfortunately we're already winning the game seven to one I still feel like I freaked out about like the Forsberg breakaway move in the same way that freaked out over like a Blake Griffin monster jam though yeah but just doesn't happen enough yeah I mean the terrace ankle this year was dope but yeah I think bar down maybe we talk about terrace ankle for just a quick minute because how awesome he is yeah he's amazing he got a massive like huge that's a good seven years contracts but yeah it is it really is and people are freaking out about it because it marks the death of the bridge contract because historically restricted free agents don't have the teams courting them the unrestricted steel so their salaries are supposed to stay artificially low so you pay way more money than you're supposed to on ufas which unless you're a general manager like if you're fan or even a journalist on Twitter like shut the fuck up about the death of the bridge contract nobody fucking cares about that at all and if anything it's a good thing because you're actually paying people what they're worth when they're worth it and they'll be happier so that you're not stuck paying Alex burrows like four and a half million dollars when he's not worth it because you underpaid him for his whole career up to that point like it doesn't sound like it was about Terasenko at all it's more about RFA versus you I guess oh yeah a little bit but that was the like I like at least once a show you go off like we're on TSN drive three to five oh you have their use have that opinion you sort of fucking who cares about like RFA's not being artificially deflated contract value artificial defloured yeah sure that too because I can't compete with what you argue like that I'm just gonna get out of the way I'm on a rampage yeah all right well that's the end of my questions I'm still holding out the breakup before episode more people were asking what is sports which as I said it's gotten funnier it's really it's not back for you it's yeah now it's now it's hilarious last three the last three weeks sucked ass and all of a sudden it got really funny which I got there planning on yeah I think it's just gonna get funnier the more people reply okay well you're into it is your Twitter so I'm being sarcastic but I know anyone listening this is gonna ask that like 50 times next week so that's true so you're just trying to I should have said that you mentioned it really briefly there John I do have a breakup breakdown update to give right now which is that we are still together oh shit but every time you say break up break down I get so excited because I feel like you're gonna be so yeah but in the same way that you guys all get to bet on this I didn't get to wager anything so mine will throw the bet no I'm not gonna do that my wager is if the episode if the show gets to episode 69 if we're still doing this episode 69 well we obviously there are eight letters in real good I have eight fingers not counting my thumbs I'm talking real good not that's I was gonna say you should propose to her well that's the thing is I told that I'm gonna do that get real good not that's if the show went to 69 episodes and she said she would break up with me if I did that okay yeah if I've been doing this for as long enough to get to 69 episodes I think it'd be an important part of it yeah that's not that long yeah I also I couldn't do it because I'm kind of think you know maybe we'll go to 420 real goo we get to 420 episodes then I'll get real good not that's it you'll good yeah which would you choose you'll go to real real good real good real good for sure yeah tribute to that Nickelodeon game show yeah yeah exactly yeah everyone would ask if you're on that show slime what was that she'll call you I don't know what was that the one with the no I'm thinking that double dare wasn't double dare was it it was it was because uh...
mark summers the host of that uh... one of my twitter buddies uh... michael hudson uh... will occasionally tweet out mark summers killed a kid back in like nineteen eighty six or something just like a good looks up to him and i'm not so i think this is a particular is a take this down right now so anyway i think i think it was the nickelodeon show where it used to be like uh...
they played like a video game as part of the show and it was uh... dot i can't explain it well i'm only thinking of a show that's definitely can only and that's uh... you know it's not video and i can't talk to the speaker was me i know i'm always tempted every time i'm a little bit i always want to say it's let it uh... it's let it out of it great that was awesome no it was uh...
it was it was it was an actual video game is like part of the thing they move this guy was like a scuba guy i think in the movement around a board as they played by no you're talking about that thank you have to crowdsource anybody's shouting of some of these uh... i don't know right now it's yeah uh... i'm looking right now i'm looking on wikipedia to see it was like a really popular shows a game show and it was uh... yes some of the nickelodeon games no that's right any i think that's really it's a lot of fun to i don't know that we have anything for the tafford tracker this week uh...
one of my twitter followers uh... told me he's deleted this week so we do have some sort of the traffic or trick or delete it's we said i am afraid i'm gonna be close to john tafford through my work this week you want me to get fired in order to ask him you want to have a twitter like i'm willing to do that for you and i think he said he would do it and he deleted those tweets i don't know what's you know what is that you can reach out to him uh... i do have is that i'll send about a another tweet and uh... and see what's going on maybe next week yeah because i'd like i would like to get unblocked by mr tafford all right if you're listening john i'm really sorry for the anime sex thing it was hilarious i thought you'd find funny he didn't you played him really accurately though like i would think it would be a touching tribute exactly no it was it was all from the heart it was all a lot more talking about google uh...
john tafford and sex roleplay yeah and i think there's a gocker article there's a gocker being very reputable as a new source once again but we do have an hf worth posted the week it's a very it's not the boey horvat post-it's not we're branching out whoa this is from dl44 whose avatar is uh... taz the tazmian devil uh... very current when you hear this post you will not be surprised i thought his avatar uh... talk about lucas pisa obviously uh...
and he says uh he's referencing an overtime gold at lucas pisa scored back in february against the winnabake jets and to spread it was a nice one i was at the game it was a very nice goal i couldn't believe it was pisa scored it uh... it's like his one good moment all year he hit yarmi rager that was pretty good too but anyway um so he references the video uh... and he says uh... he's talking about ryan stanter's is she imagine the likes of ryan stanter pulling off actually could you imagine ising stanter like d-man in a three on three o t situation this coming season spisa skating will make a pretty good safety valve for us at three on three um i mean i'm just stunned that this guy apparently has washed the conox for a while he's he joined hf worthen 2006 he knows it looks at the table and he thinks first of all the word safety and look at the spisa should never appear together in the same sentence he's a valve in that he's often open and leaking it's not a safety valve because you can turn off the safety uh...
so this guy literally believes having spisa out there on three on three will be a net positive for the conox well i have also have like experience dealing with three on three over time because i did two seasons in the end of uj shell up north and that went to three on three immediately as the opening five in the shoot out afterwards and then the past season the bc shell was four or four five minutes and then three on three for five minutes and if there was no winner then it was just a tie so i've seen three on three is awesome it's amazing it's the best it's also it's really exciting everybody's gonna love it but there's so much ice there's so much space that is not icing an offensive like third forward defense man the thing is though as stupid as that post was the conox are going to place bz in three even like forget ryan stanter if we pick like the best defensive defense man like ever if it like with no offense of upside like like prom or pongering or or maria baren yeah maria baren let's go with like scott stevens i still wouldn't place scott stevens in three on three o t because it's just why he's slow you might i would play over lukis knees i play scott stevens now over lukis yeah that's what i definitely um but that's the hf boards post of the week all right and that will uh... take us out of the program and into one last item of business before we wrap things up it's one good thing the cherry on top of our single sunday we wrap it up with things that we actually like from the world of sports pop culture whatever they happen to be just a one cultural recommendation for the week before we say goodbye uh... you want to go first sure my one good thing and uh thank you to uh... brandon borders and uh celebrity hot tub on twitter for bringing this to my attention uh...
it's a reality issue on animal planet and this is a real show and it's called tree top cat rescue and uh... let me just i'm on their website let me just read the about page okay part of it every day in western washington state wily feline scale massive trees only to find themselves stranded high off the ground skilled tree climbers shawn seers and tom auto are prepared to do whatever it takes to get these cats down and reunite the mother owners okay what like this not there's a lot of things they can do to get the cat down you put a ladder up yeah that's it you're not going to cut the tree down are they though are they later climbing or they like shimmy up the side i think they're i mean the logo is uh... logo is a guy on a ladder and it's like a silhouette of a kind of ladder climbing up and is a cat like curl up and i was holding my legs but fish but i'm just looking at some pictures and and yeah they're they're using like a police system and stuff too so it does say whatever it takes so i mean the implication is that they're just like fuck which kind of tree on what do you think the chances are that they that the show is rigged and they put the cats in the tree hundred percent of us are in like the sea atollary it's all in western absolutely go to the s p c a and just put cats in trees yeah they must be happy there's no way that happens and i'm going to show you yeah zero two we've been filming for five years mister of one season my favorite part of the show is that when they cut to the cat in the tree the whatever the cat is each episode i'm not sure how many cats do you per episode but i hope it's one and they really build the shit out of it but they flash a statistics page for the cats so for example because of the seven blog fritter the cat uh... days in tree to height from ground fifty feet age six years old they give it the same breakdown is like somebody on the run yet and i have to get a few days it's a cat and tree guys it's not that complicated days in tree like to read like you know that i know that i think i know how high it is and you know that i know how many days like they are reading this million percent they put the cat in the tree like two days ago and they come back for like what's been the two days we know that for a fact million percent anyway that's my one amazing thing what's it called again it's called tree top cat because i couldn't think of a better name than that oh man as well go literal all right i'm gonna recommend a film that came out on my birthday and i saw it on my birthday because i'm a big lame lot like that i really like a lot of you know how many times you're talking about your birthday weeks ago you were talking about it last podcast was i just milking the shit out of this what you were i don't really remember that anyway i saw ant man and i really liked it a lot it does the number one movie at the box office two weeks in a row so clearly other people saw it as well but it be pixels it didn't do like the kind of buffalo box office that people expect from a superhero movie which i feel like it's just kind of superhero fatigue in general and i love marvel comics i definitely was like worn out by avengers age of ultra i found it's being exhausting movie and i was a lot of fun and it's great it's super funny uh it has some hilarious comedians in it paul rud gives a very funny performance Neil hamburger isn't it uh a lot of funny people are in it and it's just uh it reminds me of the original iron man in that they were rewriting the script as they were shooting it in much the same way that iron man didn't even have a script as they were shooting it's a largely improvised movie actually and i just feel like marvel nerd is at its best when they're just making shit up on the fly it's a super fun movie very stylish all that is hilarious great action secrets like a pain already my opinion is hilarious in it and uh yeah it's really really good so even if you feel burned out by superhero movies ant man is very charming it's a heist movie really it's a very small scale it's it's not like the marvin yeah it's very much worth your time so check it out and one good thing for you mr kulan okay well i want to talk about first time upset because i didn't even know this was happening until before we'd already agreed to record this podcast this time but there is the first ever vancouver adult spelling bee occurring right now and i would be winning it if i wasn't here so i think that's a good thing because i can't wait for the second one so i can go and win the spelling bee and uh take home its 200 bucks for first and uh yeah i mean i'm gonna be a super nerd go in the spelling bee i won my spelling bee in grade six and i'm more than looking forward to winning my first one as an adult um so i think it's a great idea for an event sounds like a ton of fun sounds like a bunch of losers uh are there that can't spell because this is the thing like obviously there are people in vancouver are better spellers than me but they're not going to be at the built more on a monday night and i am uh so yeah it's not like the crème de la crème no exactly it's not um so yeah so i think that's a great thing adult spelling bee more people should be doing this it's wonderful um and uh yeah so you know what we'll just say that's my one good thing for this week you don't want to pull josten to do uh like no i would never do that because that's just one thing thank you do i time it only took you four episodes you get the concept of a segment that you came up with that has the number of things and the name of the segment there's no s after thing it's not one good thing well we picked we each pick one so it is one good things there's three of them oh well and step and pick tree top cat rescue josten picked ant man and john picked the concept of atle spelling bees yeah right that's a good thing for sure that's a very good thing i want to i want a geography challenge back and grade oh hell yeah see i did that uh because my students will do it sometimes and there are kids that actually prepare for it right so they you know so i sat in i happened to have a spare two years ago i sat in on the geography challenge at the school level and i tied the top student which i thought was decent but like there were some questions on there where i was like my winning question was uh what's the highest peak in at arica that's mount vincent my eyes see that's the shit i don't know that there were definitely some questions on there that i did not we'll do have anything to plug before we wrap things up this week uh toilet yikes that's a that's a my level joke right there thanks thanks for making me feel good about myself well i'm gonna plug this for the next few weeks but uh my um my first ever headlining shows uh are at yach yaks and van kuver on august 21st and 22nd so if you're listening to this podcast and you live in the area i would love to see you out there um i as i said just got back from just for laughs so you know that i'm not super shitty at comedy and pretty legit pretty legit it's gonna be uh yeah it's gonna be really fun it's basically my five year anniversary and stand up and i'm headlining for the first time so i'm super excited so hopefully you can make it out august 21st and 22nd at yach yaks which is 12th and can be in vancouver i will probably be there i will be there too i'll be there too so awesome throw garbage at us and i will plug an event that has no relation to us but we will also be there i don't know if steppen's gonna be there but shawn and i definitely will and if you want to come out and say hello we just talked about something going on at the built-more this evening if you want to come out and join the real good team at road to summer slam wrestling trivia night at built-more cabaret that's going on at the built-more in vancouver wednesday august 19th that's seven and thirty p.m and we would be glad to have you on board our team whoa whoa whoa whoa we did not agree to this before the podcast oh maybe we if you're a stranger listening to podcast i want you nowhere near like teeny fucking loser you think i'm that much of a loser i have to solicit we like members on my fucking podcast we'd like to see you out there anyway yeah come come and bring your own team and don't even you know what don't even yeah no you can talk to me i'm not that much of a celebrity you can talk to me but you seriously want to put these guys on our team i don't know maybe we talked about wrestling a lot today i think it's gonna be the end of this episode it's just so heavy and wrestling discussion tweet us at real good show and we will send you a wrestling questionnaire and if you do well enough on it then maybe we will consider having you on our team if you don't also smell and if there's a costume contest involved as well so you can cosplay and come out and definitely i want to see somebody there wearing the blackface x-pock just for reiterate i will not be there i don't want to be there now that we just advertise that we're looking for team there you dumb idiot oh well maybe not but just come out say hello it'll be fun oh god i mean we're gonna this is how i'm gonna die i'm gonna get murdered on august 19th by a wrestling fan right before you headline yuk yuk yuk is on the 21st and 22nd here in vancouver until next week our intern has been erin macai our roommate is brook calverson i'm juson stephanac john kullen until next time be real be good be real good show