We're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good, we're all good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to episode 40. Yes, the Big 4-0 of Real Good Show, it's another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast, an episode that promises to be really, really fast or perhaps extremely annoying. But then we'll put it together on a magical-cup run, either one.
take your pick on that front but it's an episode that's happening right now I'm Justin Moore said with me as always is Stefan Heck John Cohen and if any of our episodes have been any indication this will not be fast at all yes this will probably be more of a Maxime Lapierre than a Michael Gravener it'll be put on waivers of trading in Florida and Florida and I would connect it'll be pesky and and horrible French but really good for like two months just caught lightning in a bottle yeah yeah whatever hopefully we'll do hero for the next I'm your lightning in a bottle baby come come come on and see in my nuts that's a lot here did right he likes weird guys in the nuts he lost a lot of fights he was a detestable hockey player hated everything about him we're talking about him like he's dead I'm pretty sure he's still playing right now no no Lewis oh yeah he wasn't saying lose last but I feel like he's not really playing I think he's like a healthy yeah he's like a healthy on St. Louis currently playing for H.C. Luke and so in a way he's a healthy scratch on St. Louis and that he is and Switzerland it's kind of like the same thing yeah also is Maxime Lapierre the most French name of all time it's right up there it's got to be up there right?
Garbano is pretty good pretty good yeah Maxime Lapierre right like it's just like it's like detestably French Gila Fleur is pretty French yeah but Gila Fleur is like cool like okay that would be like the name of like the like supposed cool guy in like a French textbook okay yeah underrated just be Gila I'm Gila Fleur underrated French name or mid 2000s Columbus Blue Jackets enforcer Jean Luke grand Pierre oh yeah that's pretty well there was also what was it JPL3 or whatever is no the guy L3 Pierre Lou eternal the blonde yes yes on New Jersey yeah yeah whose name bar stretched all the way down his arms basically yeah exactly there's also Maxime Fortunis you guys remember him yeah yeah I'm a mousse I'm like an opera though he's always like a Greek super he's like a back I think his parents are from Haiti but I mean that's that's a French name tech it's like a French like Roman gladiator yeah that's still like a badass name and if he does something like silly or predictable or whatever that's so classic him you can just be like oh Fortunis let's get to the fact that introduction guys we did great oh we have some some celebratory news this week gentlemen what are we celebrating we're celebrating the end of caustic soda oh shit are we getting that right away yeah so because I thought we sort of like like to them I guess it was just based on like compared to Geeks vs. Nerdy I've never heard the show yeah I've heard it's good yeah so yeah so to flash for those of you the West Ender is a paper in Vancouver like a like an independent weekly newspaper that you'd get at like a coffee shop or a record yeah so that's one of our alt weekly yeah exactly that's the word I was looking for and so they had at they released their top charts number one was of course stop podcasting yourself you know Vancouver legends super podcast for sure yeah absolutely best Canadian podcast best but this is what the award was for yeah so it was yeah best Vancouver podcast and so stop podcasting yourself of course should win every time but then we saw caustic soda was number two geeks vs. Nerdy's west coast was number three and given that we buried them yeah we ended them right away they're back in a year supposedly yeah I don't know that they'll ever get over that devastating masturbating Jack White owned from last week's challenge until like a street fight yeah absolutely it's gonna be weird for them when the fight's not turn based nice thank you yeah they're like I look real-time strategy but I can still appreciate that yeah like well like I could just imagine them like punching you in the face and be like it's your turn and then be like oh it's your turn you're like oh really and then you just keep kicking the shit out of them they're like but it's our it's our turn I've already lost 57 hit points or like whatever I don't know it's gonna be hard I'm a critical damage yeah exactly they will be a critical damage both from us and from critics damaging them because they're so fucking bad at what they do and then yeah and then caustic soda obviously heard that we were coming after them next and just folded their tent just said we're done throughout the surrender flag and after six years of podcasting extended it well obviously we're gonna be doing this forever yeah this will never end no exactly none of us are gonna have any level of success that would take us away from doing this I could like die yeah we already said we would just replace you with Chris you keep inviting people to murder you at soccer practice yeah at the game yeah yeah you're gonna murder me at practice I'm gonna talk about the game it's the game that you go out there and die for yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good I'm so tired right now I'm sure you're shit together yeah well I mean I just thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that it's an open field for the next time we were ready for the second baby yeah to mobilize I'm always ready to come second John being a kind and you know I didn't know I'm going to read more about the Angela Russell yeah sure yeah that was the weird yeah the sexual connotation there was never really gonna be well I mean you know it yeah everyone knew what it was yeah yeah yeah yeah you come yeah like yeah like courteous that's the word I was looking for yeah exactly sure the chief but what if it's an orgy's first maybe there's like 16 people there and you come second yeah it's a huge that's first you're gonna look like a real cool twice well I'm just I want to let the people know that next time the West Ender does this poll which will fucking be in what a year I believe that's how I believe that's how you know what we're gonna find out about it is like a week after they release the results next year yeah just like we did this year yeah I mean there's another one coming up though the Georgia straight yeah the Georgia straight yeah you want to vote for us I think that's an online yeah I would imagine that like black tapes or something will probably sneak in ahead of us yeah that's fair and they and they should but but like it's just when people that we don't respect come ahead I do like our instructions for our listeners it's like yeah can you vote for us for this door straight thing I get it's probably online somewhere maybe I don't know yeah whatever the internet don't hesitate to also vote for these other people that are yeah it's fine if you if you like a Vancouver podcast it's better than us and we agree with you that's fine that's fine yeah but otherwise you know get out of here absolutely but speaking of things to celebrate we celebrate the death of our enemies of course yeah I just say something we should get our listeners to vote for geeks versus nerds West Coast because then they'll feel really bad about shutting down for a year yeah that would actually be even better like if they win the top yeah gas and they're like oh my god time to start again where we branding we're now called assholes versus critical damage Vancouver edition I lord no man lies the people are gone we ever actually listen to an episode no it's like a video of them it's in their own death okay yeah that's enough one in it yeah because it's not even a podcast they just like they recorded their like live debate thing or everything yeah that's like what a lot of podcasts are that is stupid I agree I even worse than listening to the podcast that was like spending money to go watch that yeah exactly you like oh it's incredible Hulk better than Iron Man yeah except it's not those things are too related to each other no that's exactly the same world no but that's exactly the type of thing that they did no it'll be like the bag out from hell razor versus like Odie from Garfield yes for the record I'm going with the bag out from hell yeah I think so I thought you were wearing like a golf shirt with like the most fucked up collar in the world is it like a hoodie yeah okay okay okay it looks soft it looks really comfy but I thought like you had this like really like weird ass caller no it's a hood okay I chose not to mention what you're wearing Stefan no I was I was waiting for you I was pretty proud of it yeah you look like you are building your custom computers in your garage in the 1980s yeah yeah or I call myself a Soviet pedophile yeah or you know mid 90s you're on the professional chess circuit yeah you're a chess player yeah exactly or I'm like I'm someone that Bruce Wells kills and die hardcore yeah the guy whose job it is to be on the computer and yeah yeah yeah you look like a guy who owns multiple scarves I don't own it oh well no but I got there for free at like hockey and no but I'm saying like that's your look right okay is like you look like a guy like actually no no no no I do yeah but I mean I got them all as yeah like sports cars yeah I'm talking about like like a star yeah no exactly I've never won a scar the folks at home Stephanie's wearing a sweater right now that makes him look significantly older than he's wearing a gray sweater that has ferns on it and then aviator style glasses but they're not sunglasses they're just actual and he also got a haircut recently I didn't know I just need a mustache then you would look like a like a very bad stockbroker in 1987 I need the what are they I call them side belts side belts that doesn't even make sense that's on your side well but not really kind of suspenders well if I turn this way this is my side right and then my side you know I'm saying I know what you're saying but it's not correct I I disagree okay well last week we came here and we buried not only geeks versus nerds West coast or Vancouver or whatever they're calling themselves this week we also buried our seat geeks sponsorship but did Easter was recent enough I feel like not entirely outdated to say some things have risen from the dead including our seat exponsorship hey this episode geek is dead long live seat geek that sounds like a tagline to 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the back but I had to the future but it's cool because you wore it the day the back to the day yeah it's like you never wear it again it's like a like a legal hat there was only one day where it was legal for me to wear that yeah unlike unlike pie day where it which comes once a year back to the future day was once ever yeah that must be burned exactly yeah that's fair this has been breakup breakdown where we're giving you the preview of Justin's break which is about to happen thank you patreon owners yep for making this this all possible this little bit of absolutely remember that time when we talked about good I am out of the mat so we talk about sports yes people of listeners and listeners getting involved in things and ads that we had to read let's take a peek at the NC double eight bracket that we were all oh yeah we got so much admin stuff to get through this the real good rap cast of all time oh and our winner is butts butts wonderful butts that's a whole higher high world picked 44 correct picks out of 63 that's pretty impressive very impressive yeah I don't know how many I got right I want to bracket myself but I don't know how many I got I didn't win this one obviously but I'm curious to see how I suck up continue talking about you finished with 103 points and Tyler you know what the prize is assuming you're a listener of the program and not just somebody who entered randomly via Stefan's Twitter if you are someone who entered randomly then I guess it's open for the second place well I can just tweet it out on my account and be like hey remember this this guy yeah I'm a prize yes Tyler you get to write a 30 second ad copy that we will stretch out into a 15 minute radio play I can be for anything it's like a real product I mean I advertise for tingles can literally be for that is a real product isn't it oh they're not paying us though I got 41 correct sorry you would have come second yeah tied for second with Carl Diggler's centrist wisdom perfect CBK wit who came there Ben cool guy I had more points those I don't know how the world has worked I had 107 points and of the three of us I might have done first Stefan I think you won the group yep in that you came 38 what's the prize for that for winning the group nothing the prize is absolutely nothing well yes Stefan came 38th John was 41st and I was 50th because I picked Xavier to win yeah it would have been cool if you're at 92nd like 9.2 even though there weren't 92 people we just found a way to make it this is empty so can we say who was last dead last yes was our friend verviticus who joined the pool but did not pick a bracket and he was not the only person who did that grant grants glorious bracket technically also in last place not really that glorious if you ask me I would agree Ryan's named his bracket endless torment and shame bracket and I guess the endless torment and shame is that he never actually picked anyone to win anything which is really I have to say overall we read a lot of the bracket names and I think my favorite one did end up being picks of a sad horny man by Chris and he didn't quite well he finished in the top 10 so I guess when you're a sad horny man you got a lot of time to watch college basketball now it was a crazy tournament from what I got it was yeah the final was insane yeah I was watching Monday night raw at the time instead very important catch a moment of that the first after wrestling and season to wrestling yeah I mean wrestling it was horrible so I don't know why I tuned in after I saw I saw guy fall off the roof of that well he jumped off yeah okay yeah kind of if he had tripped you would have better but you would have gotten hurt a lot worse probably a trip to yeah but we'll talk more about that later or maybe never again probably not I don't see us talking about it to be honest but I was speaking of a sad horny man let's talk about the angelo wrestle well that's we can get to that in just a moment oh we've got first shit first we need to get through our clip of the week this week that's true that was supposed to come a few weeks ago because we've definitely enjoyed this as it happened but then other things happened that was a phone in the board like we just forget about that was here you guys didn't even have a clip of the week because I was your phone in episode that it was tough in school call oh that's right yeah but I mean that was like rolling rolling yeah that's true still it's better still it's better losing his affinity in front of the whole crowd but of course this came early in the tournaments when Baylor was upset by Yale and very depressing to lose to an Ivy League school in sports that's embarrassing yeah it's not great this quote came to us from a man with a great name also who probably would have placed first on the tournament all name team Torian Prince nice name that is a great name that sounds like a wrestling name and he was asked how did Yale out rebound Baylor I do they said they got rebound I was surprised you did 36 32 how did Yale rebound Baylor you go up and grab the ball off the room when it comes off and he grabbed with two hands you come down with it and necessary to rebound so they got more of those and we did any more questions for the potential clip of the year material yeah oh it sure is the delivery is just like so perfect is responses wonderful because you can tell that like the the reporter is almost like berating him like he's like the coach you know yeah like he's taking it so personal I think he's mad that he's kind of not answering the way he wants yeah well because he cut off the first part that was the second time he asked the question yeah because he was kind of like so how did you guys get out you know Baylor's thought of as a strong rebounding team how did you guys get out rebounded by Yale and Torian Prince kind of looked at him and he was like what like I'm sorry why the question yeah exactly and then so he tried to duck what he felt was an aggressive line of questioning anyway and then I think that's when the guy kind of got upset I feel like with college sports there is a bit of that like well I'm an adult and you're a kid so shut the fuck up yeah exactly yeah totally I'm being paid to be here and you're not exactly I do feel like there is a bit of that in college sports and that sort of seemed to me like it was kind of coming out in that clip but just like the flippant way that he responds oh unbelievable so about it is just a clip and that's considered a rebound I just love that yeah it's that's perfect yeah it's very good I don't know if I'm not gonna like this but no but that was last year so it's impossible to say well it's definitely not looking at the big picture the clip of the deck yeah that's fair as you should be we're talking about brackets also yeah it was a story that was making the rounds today that I thought was pretty crazy a girl who picked a bracket a high school girl in I'm assuming this is like Indiana Rebecca Gentry she's 17 years old and is attending Jasper high at school Jasper high school and she was involved in a basketball bracket for extra credit in her English Lit class so the very first part of the story that I love is that the English Lit professor or teacher rather yeah is like yeah let's all do a class bracket I'll give you marks for it don't worry sounds like something that I would do we had a we had a fantasy hockey pool in grade 12 with a teacher at my school and then he was like yeah well I'll pitch in 20 bucks and then we'll give five bucks each to charity so that I don't get in trouble for the school and then I won the pool and then at the end of the year I went to collect the money and he was like what pool not joking because I was put in charge of keeping the stats and I kept the stats proper and everything and but we hadn't really talked about it all year I just kept the stats and kept the line up and he's like I don't he's like just took the money no no we know what it really paid yet so I was like yeah well I won the pool so he's like well he's like yeah we did draft but then like no one really talked about the pool all year so now you're gonna come collect the money and I'm like well yeah I won and then he's like no like you say lesson yeah it was a life lesson yeah exactly if he wasn't a current colleague of mine I would name him and call him an asshole but since he still is teaching and I occasionally teach at a school I will just say if you're listening to this podcast you know who you are fuck you well Rebecca Gentry not only would have won her pool in her class but probably any pool ever of all time and her picking like formula the way she picked her bracket she would just kind of like run her fingers all over the page that had all the team names on it while like looking away and then stop and like look back at the page to see what her finger was pointing at but maybe she's blind that's how she picked some of her team but maybe she's blind and the brackets are made of braille and she's actually an expert who watches a ton of games while listens to a ton of games and then so maybe she's cheating when she was stumped on a game she would close her eyes clear her mind and have a friend read the names of the two schools allowed whichever name jumped out at her seemed to speak to her that is the team that she went with sounds like a fucking this whole picking process I picked a bracket in like four minutes tops she spent more than an hour feeling the aura of everything and in the end she only had three wrong picks in the entire bracket I guess her aura is not perfect she went 60 for 63 she's only been to one basketball game in her whole life she's not a sports fan she said she only started paying attention to the tournament towards the end when it seemed she was doing pretty good good for her and yeah the stats here officially are that this is basically the best bracket that anyone has ever seen because the winning bracket on ESPN this year had let's see the best of the 13 million brackets entered this year in ESPN missed 13 games so far from 63 the best in ESPN tournament challenge history missed seven games so 56 and she got 60 of 63 including picking the sweet 16 the elite eight the final four and the national champion Wow good for her I mean we have no way of verifying this brackets authenticity so yeah I mean exactly like I mean her teacher could just been like oh look at this crazy bracket I got yeah make up something about how you felt an aura well the odds of a perfect bracket are one in 35.4 billion yeah that's why they give you a million if you get it right so yeah she basically had the best bracket of all time I remember there was some kid a few years ago who was perfect through to the sweet 16 and then people were talking about how he might win the million because yeah if you enter your bracket on like CBS Sports.com or whatever and it goes perfect and you can't get in you win a million people are like holy shit he might actually win the million tubbles fired up a million bucks let's do this how many treats that but exactly and then I think his bracket like totally capitulated and he didn't even end up with like a record my favorite of the guys who who pick like a basically a perfect bracket and then forget to pick a winner at the end right because that's one that's sort of easy to forget if you're like just casually entering a thing right yeah because it's like in the middle there and you're thinking oh I have the last two teams that's only needed to click one more time yeah and I think these casual people like well I mean we're casual bracket here's like yeah we're not idiots yeah exactly yeah so there's always one story like that every year where it's like this guy's bracket is insane but he forgot to pick a winner so so his brackets and it's worthless in the end yeah but so you tried to move on to the other big basketball story that I did I said I mentioned it earlier I was reading up on it's a sad horny man yeah sad horny man well I don't know if you so much was but the Angelo Russell of course was in the news for the LA Lakers last week and this like really blew up right after we recorded yeah otherwise we were dedicated to the entire episode yeah to how crazy the whole thing was you want to explain the story Stefan it's just okay I'm I've got that website up here at the internet thing so Daniel Russell is a really like his player Nick Young is also an electric player P.O. and he is engaged to Iggy Azalea yes and she don't want to lick the donuts or is that area and just checking that's Nick Young who's engaged to her not yes yes Nick Young is the Lakers player so Iggy P yeah yeah Angelo Russell's the younger Lakers player he's got you he's not engaged anyone no well not that I know gotcha no he's a rookie yeah all right anyway so he was taking a video of Nick Young surreptitiously well Nick Young was admitting to having cheated on Iggy Azalea multiple times right yeah but she should know that and well yeah and then it's Nick Young and then I guess the video leaked somehow they were saying it was snapchats it was sent to someone or who knows right and Nick you didn't know he was being filmed obviously to and then it just kind of blew up from there so they weren't letting like the Lakers players weren't letting Gangel Russell like sitting next to them on the plane and stuff or like a team breakfast and that sort of thing like they were like passing in the ball as much like it was just this whole thing and it was like blowing the team I mean the team's terrible well he apparently posted the video on his snapchat yeah I heard that he posted it because I heard I was he said he was hacked but I was like the go to it yeah but he also said that he didn't he was not aware that video on snapchat could be saved it's not like a photo right like you can't screen grab a video it's clearly gonna be a program yeah somewhere or just like film your phone with another phone yeah you know that was done yeah yeah yeah but no one's ever accused D Angela Russell being smart or like any most athletes really for that matter a lot of them do really dumb shit all the time I mean these 20 years old that's more than anything else well that doesn't hurt yeah doesn't help either yeah people doing dumb things online I would never man honestly I'm so glad that like like snapchat and Facebook and shit wasn't around when we were kids I would have been thought of a disaster I mean maybe Stefan was around a little bit for you maybe at the end of high school but like no snap but no not snapchat but Facebook probably I when I graduated it was like just starting up and it was you have like a silly university yeah yeah yeah because I think I had it in oh five and you had to have a like I used my UBC I didn't know I didn't know I didn't even a university I'd try to get invited to it right yeah the cool thing was the end of the Russell thing is that apparently he may have committed a crime there's a law in California regarding the recording of private conversations where it's a two-party consent thing so both parties have to consent to it so there's like a chance Nick Young could sue him yeah well happened but that would be hilarious like sesped is in the pig it was really blindsided by the law exactly well the best part of this was like as you know the story was exploding last week and they were gonna give a press conference after they kind of hashed it out in a team meeting they did not give a conference a press conference together they did it separately like one at a time because apparently they could not stand to sit next to each other at a podium for I just I can't remember the last time if there's ever been a time where an athlete's been so like publicly ostracized by their team like maybe in private they like don't hang out with the guys or whatever but like I can't remember a time where it was like publicly known aside from maybe like OJ Simpson and like a Buffalo Bills but he wasn't no he wasn't but like a former team is probably like oh it's not cool OJ killed your wife yeah but I mean he wasn't on the bills of that no but I mean his ex team but I'm talking about like in the time like maybe Jeff Carter because they were like those rumors that he banged Hartnell's wife and then that was why he like got shipped out yeah but then again he was still like buddies with like Mike Richards it was almost like Hartnell got ostracized as opposed to to Carter but like yeah I just can't remember a time where it's been like so evident of like one Sean Avery got that yeah Ryan Kessler in his final year yeah yeah that's true too especially when he was like saying I never asked for a trade I never said I would at all I mean like made teammates lie for him also well yeah I guess that's really what really appreciate it yeah nothing where I was like all reported and stuff yeah like feel like in a lot of cases it comes out after you know or it's like oh yeah well the team really didn't like Kessler for most most of this year or whatever you know it's like whereas this one is yeah like so publicly evident and here's a headline from today from Lakers nation Kobe Bryant the Angelo Russell's desire to learn sets him apart so maybe that's all this really was what's him trying to set up a situation that he would really have to learn from yeah it's just all cozy adversity like it was oh okay I see your turn yeah the Angelo is like oh what's the most adversity I can set send myself through right now a snapchat video getting leaked of somebody else admitting to cheating on their pop star fiance which you know the the think piece spin on this story has been like oh we're all talking about the betrayal of trust of of this guy like betraying his teammate but what about swaggy P betraying a gazealia that's the real betrayal here which that's super true yeah I mean it's pretty true I don't want to like care about those people or like understand what their names mean in a sentence I don't want to be able to hear that sentence and like know what it means I agree to why do you peed you don't think you're like a gazealia and d'Angelo Russell filmed it leaked on snapchat like there's no reason for me to understand what any of that means yeah so from like leaked and I should I should be like thinking you guys are having a stroke or something real but that kind of sound I understand what you're saying and it's like I'm mad at myself for that so I was thinking that like I don't think if you put a gun to my head and I had to tell an Iggy azalea song apart from any others like I wouldn't be a fancy I bet that's like a big one is that the like really I'm so yeah you're trying to get away with it no but I honestly didn't know that that was her though that's I mean like they could have played a bunch of other songs that have been like well she like guess it on some songs with like Ariana Grande also yeah but see again like Ariana Grande was on SNL and I thought she was awesome yeah but then like her songs I don't see like joy the songs like that kind of pop is so disposable in that I guarantee I've heard like an area and a grande song oh yeah at least like 800 times yeah and could I hum or sing even a single part of it right now no that's my whole point about the aegazalea thing same deal like if you put a gun to my head and you're like name and a gazalea I would never wait but I would never but I see like I was I wouldn't I think I know one area on a grande song it's like I was like do you know that Anna Anna?
is that is that song? yeah its called well that all sounds like lyrics theaters though that's I think we jumped way into like the chorus it would be do do these do we have to school down to everyone's school dance who because they have like the music staff have the most stars and I had like the video screen is enforce way sanduro mono often I remember Big Hit and this is before both of your times probably in the much dance was the the vega bus then everybody hard line to that song. The Venga buses mount up and everybody's rolling. New York to San Francisco.
You guys know three of the Venga boys died in like a seaplane crash two years ago? I was hoping you'd just sit bus accident. No, no, they died. The sea plane side of course is a Corsica.
Is that Greece? Yeah. Well, yeah. They were at some med to mediterranean.
Is this, are you lying to me? No, I'm totally serious. Really? Yeah.
The Venga boys died on a seaplane crash. Rest in peace, Venga boys. Well, I'm not lying at all. I don't lie about the Venga boys.
I don't know. It seems weird because you do live shit. Why should we look up Venga boys seaplane crash right now? I'm looking out really hard to tell when you're like legit being earnest and also when you're just like trying really hard to sell a jet.
I searched Venga boys dead. And? I was right. That's all I'll move ahead to the next thing.
Yeah, you're such a fucking piece of shit. You lie on this goddamn show all the time. I was very convincing that one though. Normally I can tell when you're lying.
I think that tells you the place in like pop culture that Venga boys told me now that you believe they died in a seaplane crash two years ago. That makes perfect sense. Well, you said Corsica. That was good.
I mean. My favorite thing is. What's the other sound engineer died? Oh, I see a plane crash?
No, I'm not sure. OK. Well, my favorite thing is making up really kind of weird death rumors about super obscure celebrities. And my favorite one of all time is Mike Hale, dog boner.
I didn't know where he said that lead singer bowling for soup died in a Murphy bed. It's like close to the enemy died in a Murphy bed. I've seen that tweet like the eye for bowling for soup got super mad. Yeah, so the super mad?
The tweets are. I want to be honest. I remember this so funny. Yeah, it's really good.
I remember this from back in the day. It's a two part series. Before I even knew who dog boners. RIP to the big time fat guy from bowling for soup.
We got trapped in a Murphy bed and died in a wall. And then a day later, update. I'm blocked by the guy in bowling for soup for claiming he died in a Murphy bed. Yeah, nice.
I do remember that. That one though, I would not believe. I would not be like Murphy bed. I don't think I would buy a sea plane.
Yeah, I mean. When you killed Scott Beow with a dinosaur. Yeah, I mean, that's obviously also. I think Lo and Afchan also had one where he said someone at warped towards like four years ago, a lead singer, some band threw a ball into the crowd and killed some girl.
That's totally believable. I've been doing enough warped tours. I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense, actually. But that's probably enough about that, I guess.
It's just weird. It's just a weird story. Yeah, we're talking about the bingable. It's such a 21st century story.
We're talking about all these people are talking about baseball, like make baseball fun again. And there's all this like old guard versus new guard shit. How come no one in basketball is ever taught? Like no one in basketball is like, oh, they're ruining the game.
All their snap chats and whatever. Because they're cool. Exactly. Basketball's forever been a cool sport.
Like people are like, magic Johnson's brother. Like, yeah, man, if we had Snapchat, I'd been fucking Snapchat. Well, no, because like a bunch of veterans have come out and said like, oh, this is a deep betrayal. And I wouldn't why I wouldn't want nothing to do with this guy after something like this.
You can never trust him again. This never would have happened back in the day. It's like, well, Snapchat did not exist back in the day. Yeah, exactly.
You are correct. Yes, true. It wouldn't have. Yeah, they're like back in our day.
It was real easy to cheat on your wife. I found the Warp Tour tweet. Nice. And I guess what happened was someone actually did diet Warp Tour.
Oh, it was like a hashtag going around about it. OK. So he's like a teen diet at Warp Tour today after a member of Deathcore Band Chelsea Grinn threw a bowling ball into the audience. Hashtag RIP Taylor.
And then I guess one of her friends replied, your information is false. I was whether she passed out and stopped breathing, you fuck. And then Lo and F Chen responded with, actually it was a bowling ball. Oh, man, I don't have the kind of balls to really just go after someone whose friend just talked like that.
Just be like, no, it's a bowling ball. This is back in the Wild West Twitter. Yeah, no, I guess so. I guess so.
He's crazy back then. Oh boy. Well, Sunday was a big day for sports. It was MLB opening day.
That's right. And Blue Jays seem like they're maybe doing all right. Were they two and two now? That's pretty bad.
Some controversial finishes, though. Yeah, also from what I got. Especially in the last night's game. Yeah, we're all familiar with controversial finishes here.
Well, there's just so many. Twice. Like, you know, I don't want to say that I'm only going to follow the J's when they're in the playoffs. But the baseball season is so long with games fucking every single day, sometimes twice a day.
Yeah. That like living and dying on the result of a regular season game seems outlandish to me. Yeah, I can't watch. I can't watch regular season.
But that's just baseball in general. Like, even the players. Like, the players do not get excited about anything. Like, I both admire and I'm like really weird out about people who can watch like every game.
Oh, yeah. It's insane. And there's a lot like my buddy has a subscription to MLB TV. And like watches every like every day.
It's like six months to read a book. Yeah. And they're watching 162 games. And the game's last like four hours.
Oh, yeah. And the game's last time limit, right? No, they're so long. Play-up base was great because it's like a month.
And people are just losing their minds over this loss that they had on these like waved off runs. So the Chase Lately rule coming into effect. Yeah, exactly. Jose Bautista just grabbed a little hold of a guy's ankle.
And now it's a big feminist outbreak. So it's been a lot of a lot of tough. A lot of tough times. Yeah, what happened?
John Gibbons said he made a stupid comment. Yeah, he made a very stupid comment. Yeah. So he said basically that.
So Jose Bautista, what happened was sliding in the second base didn't really interfere with the second baseman at all. Just kind of reached his handout and clipped the guy's foot. But he didn't even affect the guy at all. He threw an error.
It was part of his slide, right? It wasn't part of his slide. Well, I mean, he definitely reached his armout. Like, there was no reason to put your arm out.
Yeah. But so the guy threw it wild, not really as a result about T-Stu. He was going to throw it wild anyway. J scored two runs on the play.
They waved the runs off. And Jose Bautista is automatically out based on that rule. And with him being out, that ended the game. And so then John Gibbons, a lovable slash hick manager of the J's basically said, well, if that's the play that's going to decide a baseball game, maybe we should just come out wearing dresses tomorrow.
Because that's what this is all about. Because wearing dresses is bad. Yeah, he barely touched. Oh, I barely touched them.
So dresses and purses. People are like, why? Why? Yeah, we don't know what's happening.
Is that your nan's care? We don't know what to be mad about here. You only have a nan's care again there. Why?
Oh, man. That's a really hard clip to watch, actually. And I have no if it's hard to listen to. Well, that's true.
I have no investment in figure skating. And it was like 22 years ago. But I still like what? Whoa.
You're like, oh, that's what I was saying at the end of basically every match during WrestleMania. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I did watch WrestleMania.
I heard from you two that it wasn't very good. I didn't watch it either. All of the matches were fine. Like, good quality largely.
None of the results made any sense at all. Like, none of them. But yeah, basically, if you were to tune in week to week and know where stories are progressing and how characters are building, nothing that would have led into some sort of resolution at the biggest show of the year actually happened. So if I watched it as a one-time thing, it would have been like, oh, this is fine.
But like, in the fans who watched it. Yeah, but they didn't build anybody up new who's actually going to be there for the show the next day, right? Because WrestleMania is also when a ton of like, part-time guys come back to work in the show. So like, the rock was there and he buried the Wyatt family.
And it's just like, this happens almost every year at Mania. Old guys come back and like, decimate the current roster, make them look like total chumps. And then, who's actually on the show from week to week? The guys that you just told us are a bunch of fucking losers, essentially.
So, why pay attention to anything? Yeah, the results were like, it'd be like if you went, if you sat through three Hunger Games movies and then the fourth Hunger Games movie, Katniss just dies in the first three minutes. No, that'd be so funny. If like, if like, if like, a thing would be franchise, just did that?
And he's in all of those guys like Macho Man and Hulk Hogan going off to a different company. If just like, during the rise of the rock and Steve Austin, like Bob Backlund came out and fucking beat the shit out of Steve Austin and was like, this guy's a loser. Just for no reason. Just because like, oh, this is a guy that people from 10 years ago might recognize.
So yeah, that's basically what the show was. And it was very, very long. It was seven hours long. Holy shit.
Yeah. And you watched the entire thing? We missed the pre-show because the bar wasn't playing it. We watched it at a bar downtown.
And it was the best way to watch it. It had like that live crowd atmosphere. Everyone was chanting during matches. You get a pretty drunk?
You think, Stefan, I was very, very drunk. It was time to end. I know if John was there, he wouldn't have got it. I wouldn't have been drunken.
If I was the editor of this podcast, I would have been at home editing it. When Roman Reigns came out during his entrance before the main event, somebody drunkenly yelled, fuck you, you fucking asshole. And it was me. That's how drunk I was by the time the man went around.
So yeah. It was good for you. It was good show. Sounds great.
Good stuff. Where are we? But we were talking about baseball. Yeah.
Yeah. John Gibbons, your an idiot. Baseball, good for you. Why?
Yeah. Just why anything. Yeah. We all bad.
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I said a different thing entirely. Yeah, don't Google that. Yeah, don't Google that sure So yeah, it's uh, we narrowed it down to three choices goodies flush mob and real good listeners Which are suggested by a few of our listeners and that was the overwhelming choice Yeah, people love real good listeners Yeah, which is kind of like I get it as like a double entendre because not only are you listening to real good show But you're very good at listening. You know, so I like that and we can call them RGLs for short Which is nice, but also very unoriginal and I feel like our listeners were capable of better Yeah, real good listeners is kind of like a 9.1.
Yeah, exactly pretty well It's just pretty fucking I just go go flesh mob as well. I'm just giving you much a pictures of flash mobs I was it just assumed that you spelled it in? That's interesting. Yeah, I'm thinking of proposing by flash mob.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think that's like a real cool. Okay. No, there we go Yeah, now it's a much of naked people.
Oh, wow. Yeah, is that like an is that an orgy or is that just naked? I think I just think one of those things one million made out man much it literally is a flash mob but of naked people so they called it a Flesh mob pretty clever Justin. It's well Justin.
There's nothing wrong with the naked body Those people did you see the bodies? They look pretty good. It's a really small picture. So yeah, it's nice filthy Anyway, so congratulations.
Thank you to all of our RGLs who suggested it No, see the people voted that they do not like flush mob and you know what I'm voting that I do not like the people you are the Flush mob whether you like We held a poll Justin. Okay, we're official than that in our world. No, there's not There really isn't what else we supposed to do. I wish we just stuck with that one guy who was like I literally don't care at all No, I like this Total creative license to call him anything set in stone and maybe that can be on our shirts instead and so saying real good show It could say real good listeners, but with the toilet.
Yeah, all right. That's pretty good actually sure we do have a question here It's actually a question from last week that Bertovo friend of the show Please enter this question and this question from dink magic very funny guy and the question is which basketball player has the deepest ass And then how are we dating and then he clarifies it with a follow tweet cheek to hole cheek to hole so like from the outside I'm like the tip of the cheek. Yes to the tip of the hole. Oh, I see so like they have the most basically the most muscular ass Yeah, and like the deepest hole right oh, but so but we're not entering a hole It's the tip of the tip just like set further in you know what I mean?
I see yeah, it's every every inch counts right. Okay. What if they bleach their asshole I don't think I really make my well cuz you just maybe wouldn't be able to tell exactly what it is I get deeper hole if it's bleach. I see what you're saying.
You know what I mean? I'll say I was I had the the luck of sitting courtside for a Portland Trailblazers game. They played the Miami Heat Minus Chris Bosch and Dwayne Wade so not very good But Brooks family is is a family friends with J. Triano the assistant coach of Portland and I believe the Canadian Men's National Team head coach Great guy hooked up with some courtside seats and never sack courtside before so I was very cool and a big man big ass I'm gonna choose Mason Plumlee of the Portland Trailblazers having the deepest ass And he's also white and I feel like I just feel like inherently white men have deeper asses I go with Rob Sakra.
Yeah Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I went to high school with him. Yeah cuz he went to hands where he's ever watching him play a couple times Give him the first front page cover of the royal quest. Wow.
I bet he cared a lot of it. Yeah, probably still remember Yeah, he was signing copies of it a bit after here. Oh my god. Yeah, so he knew where he was going right from the get go Well, yeah to being the like 11th best player on the worst Congratulations, yeah, I mean absolutely I walk further than I am and he could beat me up I uh, congratulations Robert Sakra.
I ran a Google image search for basketball big ass just to see what we come up. It's largely women is safe search Honor off. I can't tell well. No, let's figure it out.
What's your default setting? I think it's should be off unless you're a child I think it's off. Yeah, good. Let's see.
Yeah, I'm gonna search it with say no it was off. It was actually off It was a bunch of women some women basketball players some women with big asses just holding basketball as you do But as far as men go we've got LeBron James here We've also got Yao Ming who looks like he's on the ground with a broken foot or some kind of leg injury He's crying so he's got a big ass too But of course you don't have to scroll too far to find our man Bryant big country There you go Ryan big country reads number three actually number four behind Chris Dapsport's Incus as far as men who show up when you Google Search basketball big ass and really continuing with my whole idea that white men have deeper ass and number one in our hearts So I'll go with them. Why not perfect out number 50 in your program number one in your heart. He was 50, right?
Yeah, I don't know anything you knew that yeah, I don't I know a lot but that I didn't really know where care Street February was three right? I have no idea what you're supposed to be the grizzly sister. You know it was number 10. Yeah, I know that all right We got a question.
This is kind of for Justin actually. Oh wow Edwin is it about being rated 9.2. Well EJS chill? Oh nine.
Yes, what gets me blocked faster on Twitter tweeting at tweeting 81 at Jalen Rose or 9.2 adjusting Probably Jalen Rose. I'm just grateful to have some sweet sweet interactions I was gonna say you can't really afford to block anyone at this point in your career Canyon I've blocked a few people really yeah I got involved in a little Twitter dust up with the rebel recently I don't know that is it's like what's this fucking name, you know dude who's like the Russian above Canada Ezra Levant It's his little outlet. Oh, yeah, and so they were sucks being pieces of shit on mine And I just made some flipping comment and a bunch of egg people were like nice beard you fucking cuck I bet you're a big cuck. Oh, yeah, I forgot that's like a thing that people say yeah, and I respond with LOL2 followers And he responded with LOL no balls.
I was like, all right I don't know man I think you have pretty good ball and then I blocked him and he came at me the next day with a side account saying how dare you like Say that someone is worthless because they don't have very many followers on Twitter and the account that was telling me this had actually zero followers Which I thought was even better so amazing. Yeah, should we have your team did wear number three and another side fact his wife's name is Delycia, Delycia, I'm doing a great name great name Aaron McChai, Cajun, Lintran writes in with is this oil or closing ceremony the worst thing you've ever seen no No, probably not. I'm not watching it there and here's the thing I watch the game before that was where when things are bad you don't have to watch them No, but Aaron does not realize that because he stayed for my entire Santa Yeah, you clearly has issues related question comes to us from a Henrik Vriesma at Brilliant or Rania who writes What will end first the podcast recording or the Oilers ceremony? Is it still I think it's over now?
I think the ceremony will still be going when you see this podcast pop up at some point tomorrow Yeah, absolutely mark messy is still talking about the glory days step on you have anything else there It's pretty thin pickings today actually surprisingly. All right. We'll usually get a lot of really good ones Daily Crosby writes what end of season hockey award would you add to the NHL like MVP rookie year, etc? And who would win it this year?
I will I would hand out the least deserving of their actual award So it's like voted on by people that whose opinions I actually trust and they would choose the winner of the major award that I would most disagree with So true Dodie for norin. Yeah, exactly. Okay. It's just like shittiest player and give it to most of the Canucks Yeah, that's a good like dumbest coach.
Yeah, like worse GM Yeah, I know that like GM of the year which doesn't really make any sense So yeah, like worse to GM would be good to yeah GM. I most like to trade with voted on on by all the GM Yeah, we know like he would win that for sure. Yeah, I was ugly as fans. I've been to win every year Yeah, yeah, it'd be a legacy award But I really think that really could win the dumbest coach of the year award given that possible our friend the zoos from sports Fell to let us know yesterday that he was riding an elevator with Willie yesterday and had to explain to Willie how to work the elevator It's only took him a while to explain well to be fair Willy spent most of his career coaching in medicine hat where the only elevators carry grain.
That's true so That's true. It is what it is. Yeah, I asked him. What they talked about and see who said how to work the elevator Check out this in-depth interview with me well when I was at just for laughs I don't know if it ever aired anywhere, but Pete Holmes was doing an elevator talk show Yeah, so it had had like the elevator is sort of like roped off and then it had like a little easel and it was like if you ride in this elevator You're agreeing to be on a show With Pete Holmes and I could imagine like there was probably at least like five segments of that show was just like the elevator breaking And then figuring it out like make it work and Pete Holmes being like oh my god the elevator is broken That's a good Pete Holmes laugh.
Thank you He's more like Sports trivia now or at book of lube writes who does Justin have to beat in the octagon in order to move up to a 9.3 And I will say I know Kimbo slice I could probably beat him at this point He might kill you would kill you just he ended that a five thousand life in the ring ever watches out Well, he was a vibe pretty embarrassing for both of them. Well, what guy died in the ring? Did you know he actually did that was like to old be died and then they revived. Oh, but he was dead I know that he went to the hospital.
I didn't know they actually died. He said that today. He came out and he was like Yeah, no, I actually died. Oh, yeah, so you might die Well, I mean I know offense but like I mean if you just went into a fight right now with no training at all You might die well to get up to 9.3 though.
I think it might be worth it You're going to put it all in the line and then that would be part of your name like data 5000 We'd call you Justin 9.3. You never Yeah, he was like a bodyguard for like a porno cider. Oh, yeah, yeah, and he like and the backyard fights Yeah, I was just killed dudes up. Yeah, I don't know why some tonight actually.
Oh, man. Some of those were nasty Yeah, yeah, well, maybe I picked the wrong guy then. Maybe I should have gone with that I was just for sure kill people. Oh, yeah, no, you're no that was a horrible mistake That was like your first choice.
I got Kimbo slice for sure John and I just like Why would you just choose like a small guy? Yeah, both slices fucking you know like a night five or a gun I need to be stepping in with somebody who belongs in an octagon Because I definitely don't the word stop just pick someone like a wheelchair That they're like the kid from Malcolm in the middle that breeding problems And we are Stevie. Yeah, I'm fighting him actually fight Frank and unis. That'd be a good fight actually It's probably in like decent.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying I think it'd be like a good probably a fair fight so yeah smaller than Justin Okay, it's probably in decent shape. Yeah, go with it. All right, or you can make a slice plan which not I'd rather fight Oh, you're back in away from Kimbo slice. Here we go.
I'm going after Malcolm real tough guy Maybe we should wear dresses on the next episode of this pod. It's gonna be me and Malcolm in the middle of the ring Going one on one. There you go. Yeah, there we go.
Right. I thought of a good name for Kimbo slices sitcom Yeah, be like a slice of life arm off So much better than I know I was like it's gotta be slice of arms a Kimbo But what would this call be about? Kimbo let's go for the most difficult pun that no one knows Like a positive is last I think upon off his name. No, no, not the easy name to make a pun out of Kimbo Well, I always think Kimbo.
I don't think you slice last name you're Kimbo and everything else kind of just gets It's true. It's true. If you hear Kimbo, you know, it's like if you hear slice it could be pizza It could be bread. It could be anything.
Yeah Slice of life is probably a show on the food now Jessica at Kentucky, Nario writes which athlete any sport is most likely still a virgin Someone actually on a team. So not Tim Tebow mason Plumlee No, I don't know what you teams. Okay. I'm just trying to think who's the nerd is super Christian Yeah, because that's like a big there's that player on the Lakers in the 80s who was a virgin by choice You should read about him.
It's really interesting because like Lakers in the 80s were just like yeah Obviously it'd be like me on a sports team. We're like a drink and people be like what the hell yeah But this guy was just like just did not have sex before marriage and so like he's an LA Laker I forget I think it was I fear his last name, but he somehow pulled it off. So well, he doesn't have HIV So I'm gonna say Mark Messier this late in life still hasn't quite dabbled. Oh man Those Edmonton teams though, and it's Edmonton he was rolling for sure.
Well, I know one thing for sure He definitely got lays Boys for those of you don't know mark Messier with a spokesperson for anyone not know well a lot of our Americans Yeah, exactly those ads ran in the States. Are they? Just upset Justin's every day. I guarantee he's like a famous New York Ranger I guarantee more than a third of our listeners don't know who mark Messier.
Yeah, all right. Yeah, I agree I agree. I also think your pun was very messy. I haven't named a player though.
I really missed the mark I'm trying to think of like I don't know is it like a darts. There's no team darts. No, it's probably yeah, they crush Yeah, they crush No, Pete Weber's you seen his wife she's given it up. Maybe like a murder ball guy Just like no, I think they bang Why is your default to go to the wheelchair?
Okay, let's go. I'm a guy in a wheelchair I told you guys the story, but I might as well go for the wheelchair trifecta I told you guys the glory the stupidest and best party I've ever been to no it involves a guy in a wheelchair I'm gonna bring up that classic story from episode one of you seen a homeless guy's asshole through the craft It's real chair. Oh, yeah, I can't really remember that. I'm impressed.
That's what I thought you're gonna go back to you You want me to tell the wheelchair story? We just for go to the back sure sure. This is my one good thing I think because So this is back in third year at you Vic and we moved into new place and it was the first weekend of the year and everyone was back in Victoria And we decided to throw a big party and our landlord Lived downstairs and was like he was trying to be like the cool landlord He's like hey guys like don't think it means your landlord think it means your friend Which was like the biggest mistake you could have made so we're like okay We like we can just do whatever you want and so we threw a huge party and our buddy came out from Seattle He brought his buddy who happened to be in a wheelchair like okay Well, you know we're upstairs in the house We'd like lift him up the stairs and everything which is no big deal Everyone starts getting drunk he starts getting drunker than everyone else and at this point I know his nickname is belligerent Buck and he just turns into a huge asshole when he's drunk He's like testing the limits right because it's like can you really get mad at this guy like he's he's in a wheelchair Like what what can we do here? Like he corners our friend who is gay and is lecturing him on why being gay is a sin why it's wrong?
And then he corners another one our friends starts calling her a slut like he's never met her before and like her boyfriend comes out He's gonna like talk this guy like no dude like don't punch him like he's in a wheelchair He's like there's some stuff I like actually don't know if I can say on the show because if like people I know we'll be listening anyway I'll he fell down there were like two little steps into our living room and he was like backwards And he was like black out drunk at this point He like flipped over backwards into the living room and my friend I ran there like we can't deal with this We just like went to the next room and like cuz we knew someone's gonna come pick him up We're not like jerks here anything And so then my other friend this French Canadian guy was like you know what like we have to kind of deal with this guy Because he's just ruining the party for everyone also He was like peeing in bags and just leaving the bags everywhere nice party as you do Yeah, I've been there Oh, no, of course and so my buddy was like here take his bong hit and it was a pure tobacco bong hit because his theory was like Oh, so just like knocking right out so like six bong hits later He's still not knocked out He's like spitting tobacco all over the floor. So like well, this kind of backfired eventually He just sort of like passes out and we're like, okay, we gotta like get him down to the car like sleep and as we're wheeling him down towards the stairs, he's like fuck you guys gonna do it myself and Tilt sport and slams into the railing and breaks his nose It's just like bleeding everywhere and then we're carrying down the stairs And he's like I can do this myself and like falls down an entire flight of stairs And again, there's there's pee bags everywhere. So we put him in the back of the car. It's a couple hours later It's winding down.
We're out at the front of the house I just like well, that was a little weird wasn't it and then we're obviously talking about him and we hear these wheels coming around the Side of the house and this watch I'm like what the fuck you guys talking about and it was my buddy who had like stolen his wheelchair just to like fuck with us Nice And then yeah, you know like I said the next morning There's just pee bags everywhere broken glass everywhere Landwards like we're never having any more parties ever again We're like well you've already kind of like given us, you know, like you've lost us at this point Anyway, there are a lot of other things this guy did that like I actually probably I can't talk about on the show I'll tell you guys after it involves like finger banging. Oh, you just said it. Yeah Yeah, he fingerbangs someone in the hallway outside my bedroom I tried to get in but his chair was too wide And so you couldn't fit in use like trying to like she was like sitting on his lap And she said seem his behavior over the course of the evening was like breaking off a piece of this Yeah, well, and then he literally did break a piece of himself I will I will say there's a bit of a sequel to this because a couple years later We were in a new house. Well if his wheelchair wheels needed some greasy and it could have been a squeak well You never know That's that's how dare you just create such a movie franchise is Alvin and the chipmunks.
Well, okay So anyway, just squeak well two years later. Should I MD be that we should two years later we're in a new house We're having a party another guy in a wheelchair comes over The different guy though and one of our friends who wasn't there for this party But has heard the story so many times assumes that's the same guy and like goes up to him And it's like you motherfucker can't believe you come back. You're just like some guy in a wheelchair Wow Who I think died a couple months later, too. Okay, well, that's so yeah, yeah, I feel bad about that squeak well joke Well, 2009 anyway followed by chipwrecked.
That was that's right. That's right. That was Stefan's wheelchair party story. All right Well, that was the eye opener.
Yeah, it wasn't very good. No, but it was fine. Oh, okay, hold on We got a few more mailbag questions here before we wrap up this one comes to us from former guest on this program at stasis of base Are you shitheads gonna turn heel and love looch each when he's a canuck next year? No, no, no, no I mean, I hope he's not going to be one That would be a fitting waste of the cap space they have this is unbelievable Oh my god, this is we may have to retire I MDB after this god This is from a yego 311 posted on December 23rd 2012 So obviously in the Christmas spirit the title is anti-semite brackets spoilers Not trying to start a fuzz or a dissing Something here, but I saw this movie the other night and I spot a scene that seemed like Nazi propaganda at its worst When Alvin and Simon start fighting Theodore visits the guy don't remember his name at his room and goes underneath the blankets The guy farts and Theodore screams out loud the gas chamber the gas chamber it burns in the very next shot Alvin is picking up his lunch at school with a female pink chip monk then they fall down to the floor and everybody starts laughing The camera shows us extremely blonde the guy laughing out loud at the chip monks quite like mocking the fact from the previous scene where Theodore referenced the gas chamber Did anyone else notice this so then someone replied gas chamber reference farts as a common joke used in America to which someone else replied Not only that but the remark is Dutch oven Look it up on Urban Dictionary calm.
It's not a reference to the Nazis You thought that him saying Dutch oven was a reference to the Holocaust Advanced fart joke for a movie aimed at like five years called the squeak wall. Yes. Yeah interesting. Yeah, well, I'm glad we Yeah, it's always important to know what what's going on the army be message.
Well, that's very enlightening. Yeah, I might be posting you never know I think that'll do it for the minute. I like to wrap it up this episode's been too long. Yeah anymore Yep, let's get to the final segments everybody's favorite segment cuz means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our Sickle Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing If a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place to live Gentlemen, what do you like this week?
My one good thing is another tweet because I read a bunch of them and they're all hilarious I thought you're gonna recommend a video game today. Oh, I well, can I do this tweet first? Yes, it's from dig very funny guy Oh, and you should imagine this in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice from predator when he's you know when he's yelling at the predator Yeah, and so he's like come on fuck me. I'm here suck me off now blow me But he's saying that to the predator.
Yeah, it's a funny image My one good thing this week is the video game tower fall ascension is that what's called a tower fall? It's just called tower fall. Yeah, but it's sort of like we played yeah It's like a 16-bit like Smash Bros style game, but with like archery sort of and you're jumping on these platforms Yeah, it's really really fun. All the character designs seem inspired by like classic final fantasy Yeah, like the mage with like a big hat and glowy eyes and like you know they all have big hats Whatever big hats.
They have played for a couple hours. Yes super fun. It's a lot of fun party game I'm gonna look at the name just to be on a certain called tower fall. It is tower fall ascension Yeah, I was kind of wasn't sure because I was like there's fall and ascend in the same name Yeah, it's backwards.
You are jumping up and down a lot as one of those cheap games you can get from like the marketplace I think it's well worth it. It's well worth it. It's a lot of fun It's not quite on the level of a rocket league No, but it's it's almost nothing is it's there are very many good couch multiplayer games nowadays. I'm like sports games Yeah, this is one of them for sure.
Yeah, I like it I'm also recommending a game this week, but mine is of the board variety. Oh, yeah I'm a big board gamer and I don't think I've ever recommended one of the podcasts But this one I actually got into through the iOS app for it, which is also very good. It's called small world It's yeah, Stefan is agreeing with me. It is a great game.
I've been playing it a ton on my iPad But it's also a great board game as well. Basically You it's kind of like an amped up version of risk almost But a much faster version of risk where you're trying to take over a world But you're using a race of people so it's like trolls elves, you know other fantastical creatures like that each of the races has a special power And then it's combined with a special power as well And basically you compete to take over as much of the map as you can in nine turns Super fun game every game is different because the powers and the races get mixed up So you never have the same game twice where the same races are available a lot of strategy one of those games easy to pick up difficult to master Super fun in the app is amazing very very well done So yeah, so check it out if you want on your iPad small world to on your iPad or the board game small world And I will recommend I feel like I've talked about wrestling too much on this episode I'm not going to recommend Shinsuke and ever since ami's and from yeah It's not why anyway, but if wrestling is your thing or you just want to watch what will be probably the best match that it happens in this entire year Maybe check that out, but I will recommend something that everyone can enjoy that just like shinsuke and ever So Sami's and is full of wonderful violence and some just some real classic moments. It's a horror film It's on Netflix when you know it anybody surprised that I'm picking a Netflix movie this week Well going back to episode one I think I recommended the guest on our very first episode That's directed by a gentleman by the name of Adam Wingard and he directed a film prior to the guest called you're next and it's a kind of a horror Slasher comedy. There's definitely comedic elements, but it's also an extremely gruesome like horror slasher film I you know I don't often enjoy horror movies because it seems like the one genre where people just make shlock and put it out there And it sucks, but because like you know people just watch it anyways.
It doesn't matter like I guess there's bad Movies in every single genre, but it's a sequel the quotient of horror movies that are bad is higher than any other genre I'd say that are like romantic comedies. Yeah, probably but this is a great one It's a lot of fun, and it I strongly recommend it It's yeah It's just very clever very gruesome and had me on the edge of my seat for for most of the runtime Once the real suspense kicks in about 20 minutes in it's called you are next and it is currently available on Netflix Canada along with the guest Which I'd previously recommend probably available in Netflix America probably to yeah, I do the good How long how long would you say the movie was it's about an hour and a half so that's time you could have been editing the podcast With my girlfriend oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, she liked it also weird Yeah, I'm not but I did love I talked about it on Twitter after I watched the movie and some you do listen to the show was like Oh, you think that's good.
You should see another movie that guy made the guest I was like buddy. Why do you think I watched your next and he was like oh, you know what? I think I only watched the guest because you actually recommended it on the podcast I was Bertova wasn't no it wasn't but I did love that somebody came back to me with with like you should watch this movie that I only watched because you recommended it on show so it was fun your taste maker Justin I sure am yeah and with that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommate is Chris Adam our interns our seat geek and Orion junk promo code real good and real good show respectively Producers Jessica Sands. I'm Justin Moore's that Stefan.
John Colin be real be good be real good. We'll share. Oh Yes, yes, that's the first time we ever did a legit Oh But everyone knew that was coming that one was a new just from the heart. Oh shit.
I'm never more excited about anything in my life Yeah, we did it. We did it everyone. Holy shit. Episode 40.
We fucking did it. We fucking did it. We fucking did it nailed it