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We've killed the guests. We've killed the guests. We've killed the guests. We've killed the guests.
We've killed the guests. We've killed the guests. We switched nights tonight because someone was in barrel. That was me.
That was me. That was in barrel. Most of you know me, most of you don't know me. I'm on a mystery adventure.
A lot of adventure stuff. You know, going fast, coming out of planes, all that kind of stuff. I'm petrophon Heights and my wife decided that it would be a really nice family event to go. Not Skydani.
Kangaroo Valley on the top of the board. We went past Jambaroo. We went to Illora Tree tops. Then we could apply it to Illora Tree tops.
It's called Illora Tree tops. So basically you strap a harness on. Oh, I can't see it. And you zip line through the trees.
I'm a fucking idiot. It wants to get harnessed to a zip line. And I'm scared of heights. I'm petrified of it.
I'm petrified of it. My five-year-old daughter thought it was awesome. My son Jackson's loved. Everyone loved it.
Except for me. They looked him as white as a guy. So we did the first one. We zip line through.
Hey, you're going. I'm not enjoying this at all. When we go to the end, everyone's like, Fantastic. We're asking you to achieve something.
I was petrified from the moment I got on it. I hated it the whole way through. All I want to do is to un-book from that zip line. I hated it.
Before the zip line, you go from tree to tree. Because there's a similar thing at home. My kids had a birthday party at Illora Tree tops. That's a different one.
Yeah, you go from the biggest load of rubbish. No, you're up in the sky. No, you're up in the sky. No, you're from the zip line.
from tree to tree. No, no, you walk up the first tower and that's it. You're on each tree. So there's like a big, you're on a camaraderie.
That's soft, squishy stuff. If you miss it, you hit the tree trunk like the camarie. So it's white-based, right? Everyone was obviously like a man.
I've all done it. I was last because I was sketchy. Everyone's gone and hit a landing paddle. I've come through, like, I've been a china shop and I've literally thought I was going to take the tree out of it.
I've missed a landing pad, boom, straight into the tree. Like I'm a like a. It was good. The one at home, which was those low kids under eight.
Because I think it was an eighth bird somewhere over eight, somewhere under eight. They had to be a parent or an adult with them. And they would look at me. It was like, you know, I'm built like an athlete.
Super. Super ugly. I'm just woke up. I'm not going to bite them.
I'm not going to do zipping for the tree tops. It's more like zipping to each other. There was a weight limit. 100 kilos.
I set the walk back with all the drinks and food. I could have got some dragging some other. I just made the weight limit on this one. I was going to lie and say I was five kilos.
I can't parachute because I'm too big. That's why I do a parachute. I don't know how to feel like a counter. I don't understand parachuting.
I want someone to write it into me how exhilarating it is, but I don't understand jumping out of a perfectly good plane. Even if the plane was on fire, I think I'd still do it with his mates. They had a video. I've never seen his mates so quite in my life.
Before they jumped out of a perfectly capable plane, it's crazy. We didn't drive down the Range Rover. We didn't drive down the Range Rover. We drove down the multi-man.
The multi-man. Because the Range Rover is still on the work. You wanted to get back. I want to see what speed I was doing.
We are going to take the multi-man. We're doing a take it down Friday and you're going to have your taste of the Macan. Looking forward to that. Yes.
That's a big sight. There's a track day for me after I do that. I didn't know that. You've got a contact for tyres.
You've got a contact for tyres. You've got a contact with a vehicle. Take Macan. Well, I scratched the rim the other night.
It's very big of you. I was in my way when I was sitting here saying I scratched the rim last week. It was nothing wrong with my rings or I was handed my screen. No, it was just a stop at shooting.
I went to the football and I know in the park that I've been called the Prince of Parking. I always get the spot right outside wherever. Went to the football. I was coming down the road.
The opposite side was a family getting in. I did a U-turn and waited behind him. Another car reversed. Five cars up ahead to claim the spot.
I was already there first. I've got the spot. What the other guy I was doing was reversing so far back nearly hit me in order to let the guy leave forward. But then I went forward following the other guy.
The problem was I didn't scratch the rim. Did you get out and punch him in the face? No, no. He was screaming at me.
His wife was telling him off and they left. What was driving? I just want no carala. I was going to get a lot of my camera.
And then I found chewing on my car. You're going to be a smorter. I'm going to wipe it off with baby ones. What was I doing?
I don't know. Excuse me. It was a night for parking because I got home and I got home. I got a hundred.
It was a great thing by the rabbit-o's. I sat up and watched the replay. I turned the TV off and went upstairs. I heard a rattle on my front door.
Someone on the security door. It was like fucking even one o'clock. What the fuck's up on my door? I walked down the half of the other stairs.
Hello. I'm from across the road. Someone did my parking spot. What fucking parking spot?
In the driveway. No, in my parking spot. Was he naked? I was just getting attacked with the door.
I looked through the window. I was like, what's black across the road? No, I guess I was like, no. It's all the straight.
It's all the straight. I got him. I got him. I got him.
I got him. I got him. The car's parked on the street. How's your parking spot?
He has a parking spot. Is that it? Sorry. Yeah.
I got it. Can we stop? Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm going to say, this house, he knows where I live.
The house is on a corner. He has two driveways. Does he driveways? He has two cars.
Yes. He's got two spots. That's how he's out. Hang on.
Hang on. He's got two crossovers. He's on a corner. He parks four cars on the side streets.
No one else can park there. He's lived there longest. That's his rule. Look.
Look. That's his rule. He's in the cars. How do I jump in here?
I'm a bit precious about the spy outside. It's an un-rigding rule. The spy outside of your house is reserved for the person that lives in number 25. But that's fine, that's fine.
But during the course of the day when you're not there, you're somewhere parked there, or someone comes to the design of a neighbor, they can't find it. Where are you gonna park? Somewhere else. No.
Where's the one here? If you want to protect your parking spot, I reckon you buy a $500 shit box and live it there. It's where I have the ultimate. And then you'll never see it.
I'm not gonna be able to describe it. I'm just right, I have your house. Look, he has a driveway, a garage. A side driveway, right?
So he's got a roof, right? If you want to park two cars, but you can't tell, no. I've seen parks in the middle. Yeah, it kills two spots as well.
Look, I've done that plenty of times to kill two spots. We had a guy that had parked in front of, house showing a photograph of it. Yeah, now the guy's a dick. Right, that's the guy that's in front of the car.
That's the car, that's the car, that's the car. That's the car, that's the car. He left the car, he's the guy. He left the car on the road and went on the road and went on all the neighbors' houses.
That's the guy. But I did, there was a guy that had his, that lived in our house, and he had an old Mercedes E-Class. And he literally parked it out the front of my neighbor's house. And my poor neighbor was like, who's car is it?
The guy on the street, and the guy on the street's like, it's mine, I'm not moving it. I don't want to park it with the ship box in front of my house. It looks like it would be in front of... Anyway, the plates fell off it, the cows have got caught.
They fell off. They fell off. They fell off. The plates fell off and the cows have removed the car.
This guy, this guy, this guy, right, when we threw up at five six years ago, where's the door? What the fuck? No more problem. This guy went on, he said he's not right.
When we moved in, right? It was all good, right? But I don't have a parking front of people's houses. If I go to the front of my house, the only time I'd park across the road was if I got back to work and we're gonna swap cars, I'd park across the road.
You're gonna move the terrana to get to the... It could be a ride. No, no, no. I'd wait for my wife to come home and put the car on the garage and then I'd pack and drive like this.
Right? Not as late. He's big in one afternoon. No, no.
The ride's in my bike shelf, right? He's right for your wife. No, my wife. I was right.
He jumps in the car. She jumps in the car. She puts a newborn and a toddler in the car. He hits the button for the door to come up.
Put him in reverse so the parking sensors go off. There's a van either a drive by. Why is there any one drive by? So she gets out.
She goes, excuse me. I'm gonna be a few minutes. I'm moving my boat. You pass the boat.
And the one I said... Any pass the boat there? The boat's running except tomorrow. That's right.
So when you've got two drive by, especially... So the one I said, can you please move it? I've got one kids in the car. One, two, three, and a doctor.
I'm gonna be two minutes. No, move the car now. So he's still alright. So at least two like ones.
You might drive by a game. He'll reverse. And the one I said, you can't park across the road anymore. He said it.
Yeah. Well, because he owns the street. Yeah, you know what we should do? I'm gonna go there at night.
I'm gonna go there at night. I'm gonna be with no stopping signs. Outside his house that's facing... No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go there. Is it the same guy that you arranged for the blinds? Or the corner? Yeah.
So the same guy? Who had his mate had a truck and dog? What? And because he's...
See how many of his mate... So this guy's on the corner. His brother lives next to all of us. Okay?
So what they would do is they'd let their mate who's got a truck and dog park out in front of their house. In a residential street. Yeah, but... Still his batteries.
No, no, no. But no one would complain. I was trying to take kids to school. Kids getting the car, you know, I was like...
With kids getting the car. I forgot the sandwich. You know, it's crazy, right? Kids in the car, you know, I gotta put the car in reverse.
The reverse thing is like, maybe... Well, there'd be anyone in my driveway. And this guy, like... What he's was saying is, there's part in the driveway, I've walked across the corner...
He's in the driveway. Like behind me. He's talking to me. In my driveway.
Like he lives there. Like he was my dad coming to visit. Okay, excuse me. He goes, I'm just talking to the builder.
I said, yeah, but your part in my driveway. He goes, I'm not gonna be long. I said to him. But I'm going to take the kids to school and again, I had to actually even move refused to move I'm busy.
I'm not moving the car any man. Let's get all the kids out and take them in the other car You would move. I was just enough to argue with it. I'm a very you see how I can find someone else's house Even when I when we have to your place to Why not?
Yeah, I saw you from the nadest house because I was like when I got there was like I went to parking and then I didn't want to park across You drive away. I was just parking in the drive. I'll be going to park across these drive away. You would have walked the black bazidis in here.
Yeah, but no, but the thing was I'm going to go all this guy might come out from work. He's not you know, you consider it. But this guy's a fuck when you got a car. But the thing is if I had two driveways, right, you'd use one of them.
If I had two driveways, I don't use the driveways. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't use the driveways.
It doesn't work anyway. I don't even want to talk about parking the bike. So, you know what, the best one was? I came around the corner one afternoon.
No, I came around the corner one afternoon. I came around the corner one afternoon. I see this Asian gentleman who I laid on, identified as my neighbor because I hadn't seen him before. Right?
We're not even getting it. Come bouncing off. Out of the surf. No, no, no, no, he's running.
He's on his flip-flops and got tangled up as he's jumped onto the road. And a mint cleaver came falling out of his heat. What? Because this gentleman across the road had created a ruckus because one of my other neighbors gets had parked across the road.
He'll be the healthy leader. And I was like, I just told you my driver, I went in the door, went in the door, I brought it down, I went in the center of the wall. I had to watch this. And then I remember, I said, hold.
I said, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I saw it all go down. Well, if you hadn't had a trip, the bloody cross road was getting cleared right between the eyeballs. He said, right?
Because this guy, he got us. So about 20 minutes, cops turned up inside. And I'm sitting there and I knew what was coming up. Oh, it's tight.
So we've seen that. So I was sitting there, cameras like that, yeah, they're fake. The first is Jimmy, give a footage. No, he goes, he goes, are you sure?
I don't know. They're fake. I don't know. What can you tell us about your neighbors?
I've never seen him before. He's very quiet. No, he's quiet. No, he's quiet.
The door across the road is a fucking girl. He goes, you look at me. I go, sorry. But I'm just telling you, there's always issues with packing here because he owns that sort of the road.
He goes, yes, we've been calling out here before. And you always do. We don't need to do anything. We don't need to do anything about 50 dollar cars.
We've been trying to get to the next 12 months. And then the cop, the other, graciously, the younger council book, this was the incident. The younger council goes, so if you're looking at Craigslist, the younger council goes, so if the guy across the road was nice and your other neighbor was a grump, I go, oh yeah, get out for each. I love it.
I go, I go, is it? I go, if you really want it, you're going to have to go get a warrant for a Supreme Ross helping. But I go, the TVR is going to be at my tip body. Mate, we've got similar quiet neighbor across the road from us, but they do carry acy nights.
Is this blamed up? But if only they could sink, that's the only problem we're got. Ross, you got to ask. I'm just looking at cars.
No, no, no, no. I've got cars, I have $500 saved on cars. I said 50 dollars. Well, I found a carolla.
I found a carolla. A carolla. Quick game. It's actually going to have a list of three, four months for age on.
Yeah, because I'm not taken away. And then the long place for us. So, you can have regio. Who do you mean shopping?
The always shopping. Are we allowed to talk about regio for stories? My regio is a piece of shit. We would have that.
It's going. It's going. Let's go. It's going to say it's being disposed of.
What's replacing it? Is this like taking a, what was that movie? Don't it's the menace? No, no.
It's like taking the, like the, the orphanage taking the shit kid back. No, no, no. Do you know what I did? You were like, this recites.
Yeah. If you Google, if you Google Land Rover, it's no secret because I love Google. Google never lies. Google never lies.
Maybe they've had like four billion dollars worth of warranty claims in the last 12 months or so. Yeah, the warranty claims on these particular cars, these are trushers. Like, and they should be actually shamed as a person. They're just in cars.
It is, it is described. They had surveys in the US where they do a lot of surveys on car reliability. They went up one ranking, but they now second last. And what's last?
I don't know. They went up one, but they got to focus on improving. They can't. They can't.
I'm a customer of the brand and whatever. I've had two. I haven't evoked, which was, which hadn't, you've heard me talk about evoked for that major gig box problems. And then I've had this range over now, which was horrendous.
Do you know what? I might be able to be okay if the car was fixed, but they just couldn't fix it. Oh, it's a nice car when you drive it. It's a beautiful car.
It's a beautiful car. But the stance from the manufacturer and all the manufacturers in Australia, which was a warranty claim, is, well, we'll just keep trying to fix it. Wait a minute. It's not like it was, you had a problem when you were driving it, but now that we've got it, we can't find the fault.
But I do have a funny story about the car when I went back to the dealership. So they had it for two months. They had it from June, June, July, and a little bit of August. So it was a fairly tough one.
Which they think is acceptable. Which I don't think is acceptable. Well, no, it's not for a day or six month old car. No.
But the car went in two days after it was delivered. It was delivered. Yeah. There's an app which has where the car goes.
Right. And I stood the car. The guy calls me and I was like, it's Friday. It was Friday.
Good morning for the car for a road test to just give a good run. Just give a good run. Back, just leave. He says, where's the person left?
Cause I look, he lives in Manly, from Alexandria, did I just give the dealership away? Yep. That's okay. Yeah.
You can tour him out. So we're going to travel from Alexandria to Manly. He'll bring it back the next day cause he's working on Sunday morning. Beautiful.
No problems. You would say yes? Well, yes. Can I give me a card?
They've given me a card for me. They actually found the car before, the apps never worked. Apparently they disabled something. So the app that where it tells you where it's like.
They did disable shit on the Friday night. Mate, this car went to Woolworths. This car went to Frickin Palm Beach on the Sunday for lunch. Nice.
So they clocked up about 100 Ks in my car. And I'm still arguing with them. And they still think it's acceptable. They still need to be, drop the kit they care.
Did they find any problems? No problems. Oh, I'm right. He mustn't have tried it.
No problems at all. But my point is, when you're taking a car back to these dealers, what, I suppose at what point when they're doing their, got my hands up saying in the version was test drives. What do you guys think is acceptable? I don't think it's acceptable for the guy to go to Palm Beach and then go to, well, that's he cruised around.
I had a mate and it's still before the courts. I'm not going to talk about it. But it's a delicious one on the same street, but a different English mark. And they drove his sports car to Liverpool from Alexandria.
What? It's not going to drop it. Yeah, but he had his toll receipts. Because they denied the car with them.
He doesn't have fancy apps because this car, the chassis, probably, is all of these. I'll leave it there. They still sell it for a couple hundred thousand dollars. And he had his toll receipts to show where that car went through the M4 and the M5 at Parramatta.
They put on a 100 plus kilometers as well. I think it's disgraceful. But they've divided me to the car with that far. Anyway, I've gone back.
I think the brains like BMW, Porsche, Mercedes, all these. See where shopping? What's your fault? It ends up with the car.
Oh, no. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. It ends up with the car.
I ended up with the K. No, no. K, it is. I'll get to the living in December.
You should enjoy it. December? Yeah, first week in December. That's all right.
No, no, no. No, this is the wise car. Oh, no, no, no. That's all right.
No, this is the wise car. No, no, no. OK, she's going to be bored. You're bored more cars.
OK, let's go. Let's go to the car. The win is the range. The win is the range.
The range drive out leaving you. Probably hopefully this way. You'll get your 11 off cars in the fleet. We've got plenty of cars in the fleet.
We've got plenty of cars in the fleet. You can drive them in the car in front of it. So, is there a way to be still December for a K in? Well, it's not.
It's a K in. No, it's not. No, no, wait, it's the one you want. The one I want with the particular options.
If I want to want to like it once a little bit, I'll take this car. You had all the options. I don't want it. K in, yes.
No, no, no. But if you had to drive the car, I don't drive every day. I don't drive the multi-vandy day. You had to drive that M3 every day.
You want to drive yourself off the cliff. It's just frustrating car drive. I'm a great driver. I love the noise.
I love driving like a hoon in it. But when I drive the new car, I'm so little. Me and after, I want to get out of that car. It's not designed for those trips now.
And it's squeaky. Yeah, it did squeaky. It did squeaky. It's squeaky.
See? But awesome car. I'm a great car. So, what do you buy?
So, a lot of them end up in the brain. Always love them end up in the brain. In the world of AMG63s, I'll still buy them. I love them.
I've always loved them. So, what do you buy? Someone that's 120 kilos and 6 foot 4. That is, oh, you guys are buying a point.
What do you buy now? What do you buy? What do you buy? What do you buy that's that?
So, I've looked in the book and I really love the X5. I reckon it's the best American book car that comes from. There you go. And the X6 as well.
X6 has come out here. The new one. And the M version is going to be a V8 twin turbo competition pack. I reckon I've got my hands on those.
724s. Slam it. It'll be a rag like your own fridge. That's okay.
I might. It'll look colour hot. I reckon I'll get it in that frozen. I think I'll get it in that frozen.
I think I'll get like the frozen. No, no, no. I think I'll get like the frozen grey. Frozen grey colour from the end of that.
No, no, no, no. It's called frozen. It's like a great. The M5 colour.
The grey. I think it's similar to the hot and the hot and the silver. Is that it? It's like a matte silver.
It's like a matte silver. It's a bit darker than Arctic white. Yeah. Just off.
Off. There's a cream. Anyway. With like a crazy like red or orange interior.
I had the marina orange. That was taste. It's just a really low taste. It's just like a grey.
Oh, you know, I'll buy that second end off. It'll change if you know I'm not stopping. I'm not changing my mouth. Yeah, I'll have a little 12.
Great guy, huh. I'll go to 11. 11? I went 9, 11.
If it does, you've been 20 or 10 or 24. Yeah. So that's where we're at. I love you walking with the gym.
But now, does the X5 come with the fridge? No, the multinek comes with the fridge. We'll find out. I'm using it home.
Oh, I can't wait for Friday. We'll give the multinek a good run. Why don't you take the range over and stay at night? No, no, no, I want to come home.
No, no, no. I want to come home. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't have to come back home on Saturday morning. I want to get to the game. You know we've got big listeners on this podcast?
Do you know the government listens to these podcast? They do actually. How on last week's podcast said what the government should do and the very next day there was an article about the police sirens with the speed limits dropping at 40? How we said we should have been on freeways and they brought in the world the very next morning.
They brought the legislation to what we're doing. I mean, because we uploaded that podcast. You know, you agree with how you... We did the podcast, uploaded at 1030, somebody in the government listened to it and agreed with how, and the very next day the article came out and they dropped that 40 kilometer reduction on freeways.
I've got to... I've got to promise some of the guys that backed it that I've given inside information on some mineral bases. Here's the metric on all of that. Thanks, I'm trying.
I don't realize you're working far enough. You know what? That's like the most important thing. Back it up.
Yeah, for those who just got shocked listening to the podcast. I believe that car company, the car company, the factory's listening to our podcast as well. So, the hit office is listening. Yeah, which one?
I don't know that. I can't say. But I do know that because I've heard a few phone calls saying you'd back it up. Or can you keep talking?
Have I got it? You love the bread? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I always drive that cotra fugger on whatever it's called. What? What's for Liz?
Yeah, for Liz. It's Mexican for the losing ass. Hey, Liz, you're Mexican. You're a champion.
So, you drive the... You're in the look of it? You're going to compare it to the expirons. I want to get now.
I dropped up in the M3. Yeah. It took me seriously. There's a week before I drove there in the multi van.
I look at me. Next door. Next door for being the next door. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I dropped up in the M3. And said, can I drive? I drove it. Impressions.
How was it? Solid car. Really solid car drive. I don't know how long it would last.
I reckon it'd be about 12, 18 months and shit and stuff. I thought I was falling off it. You reckon? I think I didn't feel like I blinked.
I just didn't feel like... It was true Italian car. It had the noise. It had the noise.
It had the looks. Everyone looked at you. The deal was great about it, he goes, just, he wants to jump in, he goes, just give me a licence. So I took about myself, couldn't work out how to do launch, there's no launch, there's no launch, I was trying to Google how to launch it, I had about myself, I was going to do it.
Apparently, what's an app like apparently, that's like Atari style. It's like, that's right. It's just like the Chrysler, it's like, no, the ticket was pretty bad. So I'm attending, it's like, it's like, you go down the here, I'm going down the here, I'm like, shoot, you miss the fucking dirt on.
And when you get the puppets. No, no, overall, I think it's a beautiful car drive, the motor, the sound, everything about, not much room in the back seat. So I go to the 6.4, I call it the 6.4 test, which is me, if you sit behind me in the car, it's a winner. The only car so far to have done it is the Turic.
Okay, the previous Turic that came out. Castle behind me, because it's like literally, the seat literally went up to the back seat. You couldn't even put a child's seat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Everything about the car was great.
Just not the price tag. So if you said to me that that car, $90,000, I would drop 9 in on the ground and go about tomorrow. When I tell it's 126, to 140 with options, it's not a car for me, it's a Sleeping A Price, about 160, so they've dropped it at 120, you'll lose 30 checks, but, let's go. The Sticker Price, if you're talking 160, you're in A and G territory, you're in M5 territory, sorry, M5 territory.
You're in Lesse mango, I know everything, aley Kot character. GLC63, even the 43, you're competing against the 43. So I think if you're looking at that price, I don't think it's priced well for Australia. I think if they price it differently, it's gonna be a car that's gonna sell.
And I think, yeah, what I have noticed though is, I did the car dealership, it has come on my own, so I did all the dealerships and kind of cruise around. I've noticed that one particular brand from 20 years ago from your drive away, no more to pay, has become a serious player in this country. You can't bet. I used to be like the advertising assistant on Hyundai back in the day, they launched the 4990 drive away.
So the XL. And I remember it was a really tough car to move. It went well, that way. But it's huge drive.
These guys, people moving from, I know two people that have moved from European cars into these cars and they are loving them. They're loving the fact that they're built well. You know, they're moving from Volkswagen Golf into a ride version. They're going from, my cousin just went from an SQ5 because she wanted to buy a smaller car into the Hyundai.
What's the phone? No, no, the small thing. The small four drive. The AX3.
The car. And loves it. Everyone that's driving these cars, they're loving them. They're saying they will build.
They will option. They've got all the, I think it's a brand. I used to look at the cult of the kids that back in the day Honda Civics people were holding them up. Volkswagen had their time with the Paul with the Golfs.