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Why you really aren't being kind of a dick today a little punchy tonight? Yeah, a little punchy little taking it out. Did you not have the proper? You know what let's get into this show properly and then you'll tell me the following show is for mature audiences only Listen or discretion is advised and because you are responsible for yourself.
There won't be another fucking warning Hello and welcome to the ever punchy perverted podcast the show we exploit the adventures of a geeky lifestyle sex and Path girls grumpiness. My name is Cal boogie Where are what according to that? See you maybe screw up already recording on set after that No, recording on setcaster where azi Osborn said the road to nowhere leads to me But the road to ruin sleep, so as Virginia, I'm after all I am Cal boogie nothing like an azi quote to start a show God damn it So what is so you didn't get together with Dona sand? Not this past weekend because of work is up, but we have to recap the listeners on my road to ruins tour of my birthday trip Oh, that's right.
This is the first oh, that's right because we did have a peepee a few days ago But we didn't talk about you're a magical 50th birthday ghost hunting door. Yes. Yes, and And from what I heard of a little bit that I did here there was maybe not official ghost rate But maybe some ghost molestation Yeah, okay, so to recap the listeners This was a blow-up 50th birthday for me where we were taking a donnes and I were taking a trip to West Virginia We were starting at the West Virginia penitentiary then heading over to Transalagheny limited to asylum both which are extremely haunted now Last time we went to rambling on millions times for a paranormal stuff Transalagheny limited asylum highly recommend tons of interaction I got tons of evidence lights going on and off equipment things like that Unbelievable the first time no I did not get slimed no no But the first night we started out at West Virginia penitentiary and this was a public ghost I'm so about 30 40 people there now granted donnes and I that morning I got a very early in the morning about five hundred each of us him running people going to work me going to run errands By the time we got together drove to West Virginia and drop our stuff at always tell we had to be at the prison by 11 o'clock at night It was a rush day for us So we got a quick tour of prison and then we started investigating and we're getting little stuff here and there Nothing really spectacular like we got the asylum two nights later But you know we were like kind of looking at the other investigating and kind of swapping stuff that we found like oh That's kind of cool. So it's getting to be really late in the morning And like I said this was going to five o'clock in the morning So about three thirty there's a courtyard in the main part of the prison where people can go out and smoke and Donna smokes So we're out there and I'm exhausted because we're going almost 24 hours straight that I'm up not good for me and Don is too So he's out there smoking and there's a low stone wall in the courtyard So I'm laying on the stone wall my feet are tucked up like to my butt and then I have my hands much much as I'm kind of Looking up at the sky like it was a really nice night ball blah I just closed my eyes and was kind of resting a little bit and all of a sudden I feel a hand a very distinct Right hand like I feel thumb and four fingers grab my right inner thigh Nice and I'm like I kind of put my head up I'm like what and Donna's goes to me.
I didn't say anything. I'm like no you just touched my thigh Because babe, I'm like five six feet away from you guys even if I leaned over I couldn't reach you and I was like Okay, all right. Well, I'm tired. I start making all these rationalizations of my pants did I'm just doing 20 different things Oh, it's kind of funny.
It's not funny. It's like I'm gonna smoke more sicker. We'll go in fine Like three four minutes later in the exact same position. I have not moved he has not moved I feel it again on my inner thigh Boop boop my two taps.
I'm like I bolt up right and go what the fuck who the fuck is touching me? I swear on everything I hold dark and gawvik. I got grabbed by something on the inner thigh. I don't know what the fuck I Mean ruling out the skeptical muscle spasms in the package you know for 24 hours and you are in a ghost hunt You know, I'm a little skeptical, but I'm just excited that if something did happen that it was obviously Oh horny executed prisoner.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, and he was he was going like hey I mean, did you feel you know the fingers kind of slide because is it cheating? Is it really cheating if it's ghost rape? I'm just saying if I don't see the person physically So if you close your eyes, it's not cheating. That's a that's a good one.
I meant ladies and gentlemen we have now I was ghost raped bitch. I caught you with the dude, but my eyes were closed Dead, but I couldn't see him Therefore, it's not cheating. Yeah, don't call the lawyer. Yeah Oh my god, but I've experienced a lot of paranormal things in my life Like I said especially the asylum two nights later We got an incredible amount of evidence before that I've seen a lot of things I've heard a lot of things and I'm always the science That says they're happy you have to give me a rational explanation for this.
There's plenty of times I've been able to rationalize away that I can't rationalize this the way I know what like once is one thing But then like two times like just boop boop boop. I'm like fuck Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you say you were on a stone like a how tall was the wall?
Um, it's not even like two three feet high. I mean it was like kind of like a court You're just kind of like it was like almost like decorative Why you were sexually assaulted by a fast-running dwarf What? You're two feet up. That means your legs were another two and that's three feet dude a dwarf could run by on the other side and just reach out and go Hey, they hired him.
They hired a horny dwarf. That's what it was dwarf. There's my last little explanation boogie. Thank you That's last night a man.
You were two feet. You were three feet up. That was it. Okay, but the thing was is dwarf rape cheating.
No No, I can't be It can't be cheating because they're awesome There's some great comedians I love him. Oh my god. He's fucking great I mean, come on little hand get in there. It's like come on Well, it's not like ladies.
You're always wondering how much big it is. I'll just answer it for you six inches Well six inches is impressive on you with on me. It's fucking awesome. It's huge It's like a tenth of your height.
Yeah, yeah, but so it could have been that but or you know or it was a dwarf with big hands Big prison rapist hands. I distinctly you can distinctly feel you know when you kind of like if you grab your I'm doing it right now. You grab your leg with your right hand your left hand You can feel the press You can feel the press of your thumb and then the fingers and it literally like I felt thumb fingers and then the second time Some fingers thumb fingers like okay. Wait a minute thumb thumb closer to the vagina thumb closer to the vagina Yes, and which thigh was it on right thigh the right time So that means they had to be Ghost standing at your knees reaching up.
Well, if I'm laying it to get the thumb there Well, they would have to be pretty much like if Don is with me he would have to reach down and grab my thigh You know I mean like I'm laying in front of you and you're like kind of like a 90 degree angle standing over you'd have to reach down Grab that's why I was kind of it would have to be the ghosts left horny hand No, it's a thing from your knees. I think we're right. Yeah, it was okay. Well, then yeah, but it's just what I got Cunch my fucking ghost.
Holy shit I'm just trying to you know if we're gonna make porn out of this because you know that would sell I mean like if it was real Ghost porn would be huge especially like rape fantasy ghost porn. Wait, come down to North Carolina Let's go take a road trip and go back. Let's see what happens to you when we go over there, okay? Well, I don't want to be ghost raped at a male prison I think I'm not stupid I mean I am and I asked wicked remember wicked who passed away like we had a whole thing set up We had a whole conversation because we have six cents a humor like that And I was like bro, but she was a chick and you know I said if you go I expect ghost rape You're coming from Denmark and guess what?
Bitch was a no show. Oh, she died no ghost rape And I was like well, that's kind of a bummer. Yeah, like did I do something bad? Yeah, like was I was I not pretty enough in ghost life like do ghosts have high standards?
Yeah, I mean that's flattering for you Ghost ghost aren't you know ghost aren't that desperate? You know it is you were talking about here? Whatever okay, whatever so yeah, we're going down to go so again, but so besides ghost hunting which was freaking awesome We had some time packed off the back end of the trip because we were gonna do some of this stuff and don't like You know what the back end back end back end He's like let's just relax next couple days So in our sleep schedule was off because we were up all night and so there's one night It's like ten o'clock and I'm like what do you want to do? I'm always like oh, no, it's like there's strip clubs around here.
So we want depending on strip of one night in our trip Look at that and did you get a lap dance? An extremely overpriced private dance. Yes, don't listen. I did so actually oh so she doubled up on you She doubled the way this club was it really was a hole in the wall in the middle of nowhere We're switching but we wound up going upstairs to the VIP area and there are two couches that were right next to each other and Basically they're doing three dances for the private hands So like she was kind of floating back for between couch couch But the great thing about being a woman in a strip club is that women play off of you So I got to grab her boobs and I pretty much had her entire crotch in my face where I got stuck my tongue out and got bad Stripper yeah, yeah, I wanted to come in good.
Yeah, and they would yeah a guy would have done that they would be to show Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah women usually get uh, that's why I can't I can't we haven't talked about a long time That's why I mean I I I've dated strippers and And so I've been around the clubs as like the boyfriend who comes in to pick her up kind of thing And I've been to a couple times where I've kind of sat at the stage and flinged out some dollars at her club Because it was her friends and so you know and that's fun, you know So I'm into it for the fun, you know, and it's like obviously it's a pretty girl and she's she's naked and dancing around and if it's fun If it's not creepy, right if it's not like everyone's sitting there was a comedian I forget his name is old school and he's like when women go to a strip club It's like whoo it's a celebration everyone's laughing and you know Gyrating dicks in your face and stuff and it's all fun and exciting but like when men go to a strip cup It's like lions laying in the tall grass That's just like they're all sitting there just like When do we pounce so that's horrible, but it's funny. It's fine But as far as like a lap dance if I can't lick it suck it or fuck it I'm I'm not gonna pay to have it rub up against me. That's just gonna piss me off Well true and you know, I mean it's just it was Donna's design first time I've gone up to strip club And when he was married he never went to a strip club with his wife or even when then he was friends for bachelor For you know, he's pretty much like no you can't go so I was like fuck it. Let's go now granted Like I said this place is a hole in the wall where they're like there's barely any air conditioning the girls are on stage dancing with a fan Next them and in between their dances they're sitting there like visibly sending themselves off no DJ There's an app on their phone where they're controlling the music and then like it once a while wait the manager would go put in a song And then the girl go to put on a song going hey I was trying to put this on my for my dance and like they're going back and forth.
Oh my god It was it was comical So I supported the local sex workers of West Virginia, you know the Denver we hide was very gorgeous and you know Right, you know, she's you know, she's she thanks for coming out. So but the rose I did so she rubbed up against him Did he get a boner at least I didn't ask him, you know good question Good question cuz I I never have You know, I mean we did go back to our I mean, you know, grainer We had a couple drinks, you know, I only had one because you know, that's an a driver But you know we did go back and have some raunchy sex, but Hey that you know if that that's the joy. Yeah, if that's the payoff And that's why if in your relationship, you're not upset by that and you understand that this is for fantasy Especially because you're both together enjoying it and especially because you're also bisexual that makes a big difference too So you understand the attraction towards women because you have an attraction towards women Right, so the fact that you're it doesn't threaten you as much. Yeah, but even it's just even when I was my husband I he would go to strip clubs and like, you know It wasn't even that active with you know with playing around with women Every time he go to bash reports are nice And he called me like three o'clock in the morning going oh they get all riled up and then come home to you win-win situation.
Hello Yeah, I'm thinking You can't you can't waste you can't waste a boner exactly Yes, you got that energy someone's someone's getting pounded and it should be you Uh-huh. Well, it sounds like you had a good time Yes, it was an awesome trip I cannot wait to go back to go investigate to some more ghost investigations with new equipment and maybe more strict Well, hopefully a little more high scale design Well, high scale maybe get a threesome going on oh See look at that you didn't get disgusted this time Because a threesome or not you Well, no, not me No, but I'm saying is in the pet you you know, even though you were poly before and you've been a swinger before you had said a while ago No, I just not feeling it right now with honest. I don't think that's ever gonna happen kind of thing and now you just had a Moment so maybe you're evolving a little bit. Yeah evolving but you're you're because I don't want to make it sound like that's the goal If you're guys are happy being monogamous, that's absolutely fantastic.
You fucking pure it didn't lose Disgusted about But it's just there's a lot of other things need to fall in place before we would do that and we're dating two years So it's just basically like and plus my anxiety level. Thanks to my fucking ex-poly husband Oh, yeah, there'd have to be a lot of I have been doing a lot of personal work I mean it's even entertaining the idea of that but it's just yet presented a situation would be like okay Let's you know we need a little more work here But in that but in this sense like either a stripper or a sex worker or something like that something where you know There's no threat to you. Yes that this is they're getting paid and then you're both gonna play with them Right, see that was the only way my poly really worked with the girls is that we just did things together Mm-hmm and that way I could always be just zeroed in on them Right and look for any time where they didn't feel included so there would always be little hand grabs and I love you It's like little winks and nudges and we had that and you know, I'm not I'm not super Compergent Polly per guy so right, you know It's finding that way that kind of works with you But especially if you're bisexual at some point you're gonna want to badge yeah Yeah, and that kind of poly work for you We're you know people frown upon that one penis policy, but everybody in your group agreed to it and everybody was extremely happy in it So you know you know they were they were well mu always to this day still says she doesn't know if she's bisexual And I'm like I don't know the 900 fucking vaginas that you lick Call that a hint I think she needs a quarter sample size That's too 930 she does there was a lesbian and we joke to joke about on the show there was a lesbian friend of ours And she was fucking awesome She was a boot black and she's all you know what you need 30 more vaginas and then you'll know for sure But then she she moved away so I couldn't I couldn't help her in that anymore But it's just fun that you guys had a great time and that and that you're entertaining different ideas with each other and it can hopefully be fun So that's great That life is the place About genital told you in some space we share I can't get thrills It's from around the world For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically grandmas permission to do so I haven't said that in a very very long time. It's been a long time.
We've been hitting the Reds for a while. Yes. Yes Yes, but this is a good one. This is a listener That we've communicated I think we I don't know if we've handled one of their posts before but they actually tagged us in this Yes, because they were going through something and which that's exactly how to get old of us You just if you're on FET life And you see something that you think we should talk about or that concerns you just put at perverted podcast Yeah, and that'll tag us and then we'll go look at it and this made for a good conversation Yes, unfortunately something I relate to a little more than you do But it's the name it's one of you know how it's the name.
It's a little snobby just gonna say The name is a little snipe Spiffy with a one that's like you know Jennifer with two ends Well, maybe the right if he wasn't available. I'm choking would you just go with me on it? improv Fine Yeah, yeah adorable name and it's a adorable person. Thank you so much for giving us permission to read your post living without cake It's funny when writing the title without auto-corrected to withdrawal and boy.
Oh boy. What is that set the tone? I'm not absolutely saying I can't live without BDSM. I've been doing it for the better part of four years No, no the reality is I can't absolutely I can't face same without it I've discovered this over the last few years having a suddenly buried vanilla home life and having only been to one club since they've Before times I'm going nuts.
I've been consumed by daydreaming and planning and plotting scenes that may or may not happen Lack of space makes it impossible to host and money makes it improbable that I can go out even getting to a munch is Piving proving difficult the lifestyle is so integral to what I am Heek is how I think top is my state of being training sweet little subs is my passion giving and receiving pain is a hunger Even the way I talk is naughty. I'm losing my mind in this mundane world advice help Oh, I'm sorry. Oh spiffy with a one We've a lot of us have been there. I just you know, I hate feeling alone in this and it's just it's awful.
It's a You know, it's just a reality in the world in general It's it's not and you know, we a lot of people went through this with covid and now that covid's over It's like extra sad if you're going without kink because you're like shit covid's over We should be back in in the saddle and going again, but it's just like This is just more normal than we think I mean, especially if you've been spoiled to live in a place with a community There's some people that have never had any community or play or you moved or you squirted out a kid or you have new major commitments or a relationship that you shared your kinky lifestyle with ended and like they had all the friends and it's weird right now or People died things changed the various issues arose. There's a lot of reasons why all of a sudden your real-time kink life Just takes a crap. Yeah, and and so it's surely not something It's sad, but it's surely not something that spiffy's alone on it and obviously I've been going Through this for five years myself with only having a handful of placings and even sexual experiences in the last five years so so It Unfortunately, this is gonna really be for me I don't know about your notes, but for me This is this is really about headspace and how you want to view your present well, yeah More on the like we lost don't forget also We lost a lot of places during covid a lot of places just lost money and clothes I mean especially down by me We lost three clubs during covid and they just never real because they ran out of money or just people who are running up I focus now, I've been with donas two years, but there I did a long stretch while I was by myself and I tried to focus on the online communities I have a couple other kink podcasts and shows that I listen to them on patrons of to support you know the kink community that I kind of dove into them And they were having live streams They would have online chats or whatever, but even that I Tried to prioritize it and believe me I get the money thing Especially that I'm paying off a lot of divorce debt and I'm very very conscious of having money But that gave me the opportunity to say okay I have $30 this week for whatever I could go out and have dinner or I can go to a munch and have a beer You know what I mean? It's just I learned to prioritize it and even the times where I've said this so many times every so many times I get home from work I'm tired I don't want to go anywhere if I push myself out the door and get around my kinky friends I always feel better even if I don't meet somebody to play with even if you know only talk to a handful of people even if some of the People I talk with are just you know a little on the loopy side because we all those people in the community It gets me out there and it gets me around my people You know what I mean?
And I understand there's a lot of people who don't even have that because they don't have much They're thinking about that go get an online community get people around you You know what I mean? Just start building that that that that bunch of people around you that you kind of lean on going Hey, I'm kind of feeling a little lost. I need a little you know, I need a little kink friend I'm gonna speak things that are painfully vulnerable for me right now and and it's um You know, I'm entering this new phase in my life because of this and There's also, you know Your sadness your anxiety your depression whatever obstacles that you create for yourself mentally because you're not doing what you used to do You're not living the best life like you used to and you're lamenting that and you're like, oh, it used to be so this that and that and that and The reality is is that's not today. Yeah, and and it may not be in the foreseeable future I have things to still work on and now I'm getting really close.
I've dropped a ton of weight I'm starting to feel better about myself. I'm starting to look better I'm you know, so vagina is coming if I don't die I know it's coming because I know I'm a pig and we all know I'm a pig and I know how to talk to women once I build my confidence but the reality is is I have to be Working on my happiness for today. Yes, if I get caught in the past in what I don't have anymore You know because I have year I have decades of losses to where I had something great And then I lost it. I had a lot of money I lost it all it was taken from me I have this you know There's so many times where I have had a good moment and then the bottom dropped out that I very much have to learn to Accept that that thing that I want so bad is not here Yeah, and I can bitch about it and I can spend every day complaining about it and lamenting the sadness of my loss But that's not gonna make me feel okay today And if you can't be you can't be with the one you love honey.
You love the one you're with Yeah, which means which means that if you have something that's important in your life that you can't be whether it's kink You know, whatever your favorite hobby is you're you know, you have to develop a purpose for your life today You have to develop something that makes you feel good about yourself today and Let your brain Adapt to that and that comes with acceptance you have to accept this is not here today Yeah, I'm not getting laid today. I'm not going to have kink today I'm not gonna be able to go to a party today. I mean that this is not today What can I work on today that gives me a feeling of satisfaction? What can I be about today that gives me that sense of self-confidence that sense of something and it may be something completely not for me obviously it's doing the show because it's a service and And we get letters, you know, like we got from spippy or tech people tagging us and we have perverted mailboxes again And you know and that lets me know that I have value Without my kink and then of course my music and my writing and now I'm trying to find a singer So I can start a duo and actually start performing again And these are things that are not me playing today But they're things that are important and they give me a sense of purpose because nobody is gonna be happy for me If I don't take that effort today if I can't be positive today, then I will just dive into that shitty pity party Yeah, and I'll feel sorry for myself and I'll just I'll be and nobody cares Nobody cares if you're happy and nobody cares if you're sad, but being sad hurts and being happy doesn't So that's what I have to do and that's what I suggest You know to spippy into anyone that can't have the thing that they really love you have to just accept that that is not today Maybe it'll happen in the future.
Maybe it won't but I'll fucking tell you for sure you can be miserable today about it Or you can find something else. Yeah, that gives you a sense of purpose starting a new tabi a new creative outlet being of service volunteers somewhere do something Yeah, do something and don't compare it. Yeah, don't compare it to the thing you don't have there There's that's just gonna make you sad. Yeah, there's a saying that says comparison is the thief of joy and it's just absolutely Absolutely true.
I've had so many wonderful kink things with other partners and when I was single I mean there were things I was like oh I miss this I miss that or even like with other partners like oh I don't do this with that partner and it's just you start going into this little spiral of like my kink life socks and it's just It's it's easy to get into that That withdrawal of like I need this but that you may just have to start thinking outside the box I mean a lot of people when I was single there were times I was driving two hours one way to an event You know I live in a little suburb of North Carolina not far from Greensboro probably my local my nearest town But to get to like the me You know once I kind of went through that pond of people in Greensboro I had a choice of either okay if I want to meet more kinky people I gotta make an hour and a half to where I would drive one way to Raleigh order to Charlotte to meet more people and I started doing that I was tired, but I got to meet a lot of people you'll be like oh my god You drove two hours one like yeah because I need my kinky people around me and even at times where I couldn't drive Dive into online communities. I mean that life is a great group board. There's discord servers There's you know different you know channels have their own online groups Just start surrounding your stuff and just start trying to reframe it a little bit and this may be everything You've tried to do spiffy and if you've done all this and nothing's changed You're putting in the work and that's the important thing you're one step closer to getting that kink experience or that kink relationship that you want Every there used to be in a business model that I knew about every know is a step closer to yes So every time you're putting in the work and putting in the work and putting in the work I know it gets hard and I know it gets old But you're one step closer to finding that kink experience with that kink community where it's like oh god I'm back. I'm gonna see you know or you don't yeah, yeah, and you start something else.
That's what I'm talking about Yeah, no, there's there's there's something about you may there may be something different you may be getting into some sort of art or writing or a new career Or a new something yeah, if it's not there It's not there if you don't have something to like she's talking about money and can't get to the advance You don't have gas to drive two hours. You don't have this yeah It's it you might need to accept that you're not gonna have any kink yeah and You need to start exploring other options in your life to give you some peace and happiness and validation in your life Yeah, otherwise you'll just turn into a blob of sadness. Yeah, and I've done it. I'm good at it I'm really good at feeling sorry for myself.
Matter of fact I would call myself an expert at it I'm actually very good. I could probably write a book on how to be a piece of shit. I could or I can find something new because the brain works You you're you know you don't need something you're triggering your brain to give you a feeling mm-hmm about something and You know people do it with food. They do it with drugs They do it with their careers they do it with all sorts of things But the brain is just a machine right that that gets triggered to spit out certain chemicals to run certain stuff So you never know like who knows?
Maybe the new hobby you take on or the new thing that you take on is gonna give you joy and You know, maybe you'll do that and then one day the kink opportunities will open up again Right, right But what I'm saying is you have to be willing to let go right and just surrender to the fact that you're not gonna have all the fucking pieces of cake and And it's sad and it's it's embarrassing and I'm bit you know I've had to deal with all this humiliation and I'm an imposter on the show because I'm not having Kinky sex every week anymore, and it's true. It's just true. I'm doing a kink podcast and I'm not I mean granted I have 10,000 experiences that I can draw from what I'll just say that that is just you're not an imposter because it's just like You never done King before in your life and you are talking about King You have such a vast King Data Bank that you're pulling all your knowledge from but at some point you have to just let go of that Because I'm not developing the new experiences that I want and that's not exciting Right, it's not exciting for me. So for me, King is purely academic at this point Well, I have to just accept that yeah I'll flip side because if I don't what do I have yeah, I yeah, I'll flip side that for a minute and something I've been personally struggling with my own Most people know I have disability and the main thing with my disability is the fatigue and Unfortunately when I play it gives you that nice one to flourish Russian and Dorphins But some of those endorphins actually hurt my body.
So where somebody is normally down for let's say a day after a scene I'm noticing I'm starting to go down two three four days after a scene to the point where like I can't live my life and I've been struggling with the fact of I may come to a day where as much as I want it my body can't take it Yeah, and I may have to basically bow out and say I Can't physically do this anymore and then it's like now what now I understand I could play softer But even playing softer it's that it's all those endorphins once they hit my body That's you know adrenaline's a big thing with my disability where it's just it get the fatigue gets compounded a hundred times worse So I've been struggling with their signs I want to play and then I think about the next day or two I'm like oh I have this this this in my life and I can't do it So I have to bow out and you know if I want to play I can't so I understand to struggle a little bit with You know you want something so bad and you can't have it you know for a different reason obviously but It's like you said before and you've said to me off the air It's like you have to learn how to make yourself happy before you can go out and share it Yeah, I mean it's just the shitty part of life. You know, we all wish you know We all wish we could have you know the the monkey wants the best piece of fruit all the time And sometimes that's just not available and sometimes it's gone forever. Yeah, so what are you gonna do? Are you gonna are you just gonna be miserable the rest of your life or are you gonna see happiness in a different way?
And I know this is a king podcast and I'm telling people that maybe they have to think of something else other than king to be happy But that's just the fucking reality And uh, I hope there comes a time in spiffy's life where she gets back in the saddle and has all that fun And I hope the same for me and you and everyone but today I'm not giving any spankings But I can do a show and I can make music and I can I can try to be of service And that and that feels pretty good too. So horrible topic Well, spiffy, I hope that we've helped in some way and I hope since you know when we responded to you that you've been hopefully been able to figure out Some stuff but thank you again so much for letting us read your post and again If you're having a post that you guys want to tag us in just tag us at a pervert podcast and it brings to our kitchen Oh glorious Mona Lisa Mona Lisa Oh, that's creepy. It's her name. Oh, I don't know what you're saying it Well, that's how it's pretty that's how she spelled it.
Okay. It's not Mona Lisa like the art. It's Mona Lisa Like she's moaning. See what she did there.
It's fucking cool name. It's cool name. I've been laughing about it Because I make noises by myself in storage when I'm working on music And so sometimes the people down the hall where it echoes they just hear me going Oh Lisa and then they hear me laughing at myself like a fucking retard I'm like, I make a funny by myself. So people stay away from my unit and that's what I like I just want to be left alone.
Yes, don't go behind the sheet That's you're taking your life because you'll see A not pretty man in his underwear with a fan on him. Oh, yeah Well, I gotta change and clean myself and bathe and you know I take you know stuff and you know, yeah, so uh, yeah Don't we digress Mona Lisa. Yes. Oh, that's a big ass fucking mosquito And that bitch is trying to fucking get me Goddamn it.
Sorry battle time Deep I have four fucking jugs of deep in here and we're gonna deep before perverted mailbox by the way Want us to say something? Oh god. It smells so bad Fuck you fucking mosquito. It's sort of happy elevator music here Fucking eight bugs still trying to do a fucking show the thing was fucking huge Are we still oh jeez I think we lost boogie.
Oh boy. Oh, it's in my mouth. That's what she says I just spit all over my car window. Sorry How's it feel that something yucking your mouth and have to spit it out?
Just wild like a good girl You know what? Suck a bag of fucking mosquito jizz. That's all I say. Hopefully it's gonna leave now.
Okay, that was horrible I just watch it because I didn't put on my deep before because it's summer and it's fucking hot And I'm sitting in a car and you have to have the windows open because it's 90 degrees at 7 p.m at night Um, so I'm like, oh, maybe you know, it'll be okay and I just saw that thing go straight from my arm and I couldn't Okay, okay, we got back to moaning. Yes. Oh, I just want people to know this is the shit I go through So we can record a wonderful show for you So Mona Lisa writes in With a couple of smells so bad Mona Lisa writes in and she had two good scenarios. So maybe we'll do one this week and then one another time But uh, I want to start by saying how much I love the show and how much I appreciate the efforts you all put in I learned so much from listening and it helps me feel a sense of community Without having to interact with actual people Now I want Mona Lisa Just for saying that Because Mona Lisa hates people like I do And that's why we're down.
That's why if you were here, we could have shower curtain sex Me and Mona Lisa, but not actually be touching each other Um Scenario number one. This is this is the scenario we'll talk about today because it's it's gonna piss you off But I think it's a good topic to have scenario one my girlfriend will call her jay is a trans woman I mentioned this because it's relevant to the story She is outgoing and likes to go on dates and play with a variety of people I'm a lot more shy remember because she hates people like me and prefer to date just a few people But I love to hear about her adventures and she will often ask my opinion on a potential new partner So here's potential new partner. So she met a man online who is also From what they say non-monogamous dynamic with a long-term girlfriend and they discussed doing a scene together However, it's good He disclosed that his girlfriend Would not be comfortable with his flame with a trans person So they would need to keep it quiet And he would just lie to his girlfriend about who he was with Because that's that's how you do it. I guess This upset me for several reasons justifiably so my dear new girlfriend Mona Lisa Not the least of which because she is an amazing person and should never feel that she needs to hide who she is But it is also brought up for me that he was asking He to knowingly break a boundary that he had with his girlfriend and lied over basically like a cheater I wanted to get your opinion on the responsibility of the metamorph play partner in a situation where they are asking to participate In something they know will break a boundary with a primary partner That was a very rational question in the middle of her being pissed off and defensive, which I appreciate Jay and I had a long conversation about how I felt And that he was disrespecting her by putting her in this position and they didn't end up getting together Which I will first say go whoa that is there we go But there are options here and we're going to discuss those so go ahead and say your thing Okay applause applause applause for Mona Lisa and jay for having nice healthy open conversations.
Thank you for communicating. That is awesome Definitely. Yeah, this guy like I know people who it's a little awkward to play with quote unquote trans people For whatever reason, but it's a personal preference. They're allowed to have it.
I don't care But what you can't sit here and be asked to participate in somebody's lie You know what I mean? What if they run into these this person at a club and she just robes and oh She's a nada sis. She's not a sis female. Oh you lied to me little on the fact that there's just you're opening up a Doors box me doing something like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no I've been in the situation before not with the the trans thing But I've been where I unknowingly dated a guy who said he was poly and then I found out later after I broke up with him It was a lie. Yeah, he was basically saying oh, yeah, like he didn't tell me he was dating you And even my ex-poly husband was cheating on us while we were all together and it's just no no I'm not I'm not gonna participate in somebody's lie. I'm not gonna say I'm hurting somebody else No, this just brings that curve thing. Yeah.
Yeah, this brings up the thing about what the metamorphs responsibility is Because the reality is is anytime someone says the word discrete that means cheat in general I mean, there's I'm sure exceptions, but when you are talking to somebody and they tell you oh no I'm married, but it's we're in an open relationship But we just don't talk about this or that you know Those are all red flags and even if they're true Even if it's true that they have a polyamorous relationship or a non monogamous relationship where the rule is Just be safe use condoms and I don't want to ever hear about it. That might be the case There are rarely but there are some of those dynamics But being involved with a cheater is about not just having sex with somebody who's a cheater You're now investing yourself into somebody else's lie and into somebody else's harm of another person That's really what the cheating is because if they find out they're going to go through pain and suffering and sometimes traumatic pain and suffering Because of the lie that you knowingly participated in Yeah, yeah, ethically. Um, is that what you want to be? Do you want to be that?
I do not want to be that person. I don't want and I've been close and I tried to justify it Sorry to now I have deep in my throat Um, I have I've been close in one situation Where I knew it was okay to play with me and do certain things but the level that we really wanted to go Was sex more sexual obviously and uh, and I was trying to Eventually I just had to stop and say we're not going to do this. Yeah, I can't I can't because This involves hurting somebody this involves doing so I just don't want it. There's pussy's not worth it It's just not worth it.
So I understand that there is you know when it's hot and you're attracted to someone And you can start trying to make those justifications But inevitably your your sex is going to be at the cost of somebody else's misery and suffering and that's that's what cheating does so You you live your dream, but I don't want to be that person Um, if absolutely all possible. I'm not saying I'm perfect or that the future You know, I may change or not give a fuck at some point, but today I can say I don't want to be a part of that and I and I haven't been So, uh That's the cheating That's when you know it's cheating as a metamorph if you have a strong ethic about that That is a trigger and you can say I understand that you say they don't want to talk about this I don't want to be with somebody that doesn't want to talk about this because that really means they're not okay with it Yeah, exactly even if they say they're okay. I need to hear from that person That hey, I don't want to hear any details of your thing, but yeah, it's okay if he if you guys play Yeah, I used to do the exact same thing with my ex-husband where when he was dating other partners I always made I it was an understanding my ex-husband that If you bring them home, you want me to be around I will be around and go hey, I'm path girl I'm so and so is uh wife See you guys later and like I made myself available to the other girls he dated we're basically like look I'm basically here to go if you have questions, please ask me questions We do have an open relationship We are probably amorous And if you never want to see me again for the whole time you guys are dating have fun And all I ask him are two questions they end at night. Did you have fun and were you safe?
That's it? Yeah, so I didn't want the great details I mean that part of the struggle we had was he always wanted my great details and I don't want to give it to him But I made myself available to that other partner so that way if they wanted to question me they could Right and that was my responsibility as a metamorph but in this situation where basically like hey Can we just not talk about that? No, no, that's not good communication between partners. No Yeah, I don't think about it and to the other topics where it's like oh Jadys and deserve this and you should be able to be I agree with all those things I Yes, I'm not into humiliation and I'm not into that you know, but I'm also a whore So I don't mind if somebody's not you know if somebody's using me Or whatever because I'm getting laid and especially if it's hot and it's still fun for both Then you know, maybe those not in the cheating situation But in situations because I've been the secret lover Actually the majority of my partners in my life and there's been a lot of them Most of the people that I have dated I have never been able to be my true self I think abysses mom was the closest To where you know, she was real cool people.
She was real cool people. We love the exact same music And uh, and she knew abyss was kinky and we used to talk about that on the show And she was an into it or whatever, but she knew we went to a club She knew that her daughter was safe. She knew that I respected her and and and that that was good enough for her Other than that, I've always been the secret Yeah, yeah, or I've had to completely lie about who I was to the family like on the times where I never wanted to meet them But you have to meet them. Yeah, and then it's like oh I do real estate now.
I'm lying to the family and I feel shitty about it Um, but whatever, you know, I've done it, but the majority I've been that person to where okay, I get it Um, especially when it's like the younger and I'm the older guy and there's a 20-year age difference You just don't want to deal with that shit from your family and you know, you're not gonna stay with me forever for anyway Um, muse mom was also knew that she was kinky. So I can't believe I forgot about me But even still it was still a little distant and you know, there's some other things about my past that we kept from her Um, so I'm not telling people to not go fuck if it's hot and you're okay with the fact that you're gonna be used Or you're gonna be objectified because you're trans or a certain, you know, someone's fetish But not everyone wants that. Yeah Not everyone wants to be a part of that And it's it's it's wonderful that they're discussing where you know, and it's not that Mona's basically saying I don't want you doing just because of this, you know, they're having a nice open conversation and basically like giving an opinion of I don't like it because of this and they're having a rational talk and it may even been that you know I have to do them talk to me and well, I'm sorry to play with this guy and see what happens, you know, and I mean I'm not gonna open up a whole panndores box, but it's just Having those difficult conversations is part of this lifestyle and it's just I mean even removing the whole trans aspect from it It's just basically like This is you know, you're gonna be coming up with situations where it's just basically like no, no, no, no Yeah, and but it's gonna go back to that thing to where you can do what you want with your life with a cheater But please don't lie to yourself If you're gonna if you're gonna fuck a married man or a married woman And they're lying about it and you know, they're cheating you're participating in that Yeah, you're part of it You know, you can say most of the blame is on the the spouse that's right But um, you're still a part of it You still have a responsibility in the pain and suffering of another person And you have to really look at that before you jump in and I'm glad they did and that jay decided Fuck the shit and fuck dickhead and Yeah, and uh, there's there's other there's other penises and vaginas out there. Yes, that don't require that type of bullshit Yes, but thank you very much Mona Lisa Thank you very much and maybe we'll get to your next uh, your next scenario you were asking about in another show But uh, that was pretty awesome That's because i'm choking the fucking death on beat Even my throat is literally I feel like I just ingested like i'm gonna call poison control And i'm like I didn't get bit but now i'm ready to just puke into my nostril Uh, so while boogie is dying his last breath.
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