#41 - God's Cruel Joke

Episode 41: Once in a blue moon, a hero emerges from the dusty trails of a forgotten dream. A silhouette against a blood-red setting sun, sand and grit in the creases of his jeans, a weathered hat casting a shadow upon his whiskered face, phantom carrots haunting his stinking doltish brain, a trusted four-legged companion by his side neighing deeply (annoyingly perhaps) into the wind...which is a hot, hot wind. His name? Roy. His companion? Boney Boy. Baffled? Befuddled? Bewildered? Drink a goddamn Rolling Rock and you'll find that the contentment you are so tirelessly searching for across them dry desert plains of existence is right there. Yes, it's in the bag.