410 – Jubilee, Don’t Eat That

In which the M-Plate Saga continues; Jay gets into the spirit of the day; we briefly give up on our primary mission; the story is coordinated if not coherent; Miles is not allowed to continuity-shame about Tolkein; Gaia is extra chill; Dirt Nap discovers altruism; and Jubilee should absolutely not have eaten that. X-PLAINED: Vampires vs. Marrow (again) Whether Marrow is a mutant Drugs X-Plaining the inexplicable Generation X #37-39 M-Plate (more) (again) A Boojum How to correctly identify a snark The Universal Amalgamator (more) (again) A door Moria, kind of, I guess? Mysterious topiary An equally mysterious train The Citadel of the Universal Amalgamator Gaia How to make a deal with a Token Orange milk A network of interdimensional water closets The Bill the Pony Effect An attempted murder Monet vs. Northstar Characters we’d like to see come out of the subtext NEXT EPISODE: The Angry Claremontean Narrator Returns CORRECTION: Miles said that the previous episode was #410. This episode is in fact #410; the previous episode is #409. Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!