411 – Tearaway Pants

In which we actually kind of like a Sabretooth story; we’re not asking for viscera, here; all pants on Earth-616 are tearaway pants; we’d like to see more Wolverine stories about bodily autonomy; Gambit’s hallucinations have hallucinations; and there are probably too many X-books. X-PLAINED: Punch-clock villains Hydro-Man’s secret weakness 411 ‘90s fashion X-Men Unlimited #17-18 X-Men Unlimited vs. annuals A difficult casting decision Forge’s neutralizer gun Costume injuries Color symbolism? Kinda? I guess? Mrs. Hoo Saberine & Wolvertooth Warren Kenneth Worthington III vs. shirts How to dress for Earth-616 Hot buttered whatever Boob foliage Clones Very tenacious blood stains The return of the Angry Claremontean Narrator Lots of hallucinations Oscar the Fixer Hydro-Man Redemption, symbolic and otherwise The evolution of Magneto’s name Our ideal X-line NEXT EPISODE: Back to the core! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!