42. BEST of the Best Throwback Hypotheticals- The Final Chapter

The master-debaters tackle five serious master-debations for the final throwback hypothetical episode:Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants?Would you rather have a condition which causes you to do 3 super-fast jumping jacks every minute OR seductively say "I'm a bad little boy" every minute?Would you rather live with the Amish for the next 5 years OR eat vegan for the rest of your life?Would you rather laugh when you are supposed to cry OR cry when you are supposed to laugh?For a full year, would you rather all humans shrink down to the size of insects OR all insects grow to the size of humans?I also starting venting about peoples' anger over restaurants putting twists on traditional foods, which leads to me venting about cancel culture. It was nice knowing yall.