43: Have You Built A Cobra Out Of Your Own Pieces?

From some poor guy's home office all the way to the briefing room at the White House, Episode 43 is possibly the most juvenile episode we've ever done. And if you're a subscriber (how could you not be a subscriber?) you know what that means: a.) Don't play it out loud at work, b.) don't blast it at a funeral, and c.) don't broadcast it into space or we'll only get the really weird, immature aliens interested in visiting us. Enjoy irresponsibly. 0:00 TED THE LIFECOACH -- You may remember Ted from Episode 23 ("Ted and Beelo Save Christmas! MAYBE!") but you've never heard him like this. He's in his natural element, helping people to help themselves in smearing camel on their doughnuts and pretending to wear the camel doughnuts as glasses. Just like Winston Churchill said. 12:45 WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE -- It only occurs to us now that it isn't at all clear what the national disaster was that prompted this emergency press conference. But it involves arresting a tree, fitting pigs into envelopes, and hard hitting questions about where to put one's dingdong if one were given the chance to make out with a rainbow. Also, look out for a truly spectacular charley horse, bravely endured by Cade. And hey. Hey you. Did you enjoy this, you know, thing? Come say hi on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime.) And subscribe on iTunes, or something. Tell a weird friend. You have a weird friend, don't you? Well, help spread the weird word, yes? Yes. Thank you so much for listening. We love you and your weird face.