Welcome to No Closhes The Clap. I'm Deb, and the gentleman sitting across from me is Doug, and we have a guest on today. My very, very good friend Tony. Hi, how are ya?
We have a long, long list today because Doug and I haven't seen each other in two weeks. They talk a lot. No, we don't. Oh, wait on the show or in general?
Before the show. Just a headshot. Oh, yeah. Tony had to sit through our court like 45 minute gabs.
They're still areas, and Doug thanks girls, you sure? We'll get to that later. It's not a secret. Okay.
This is the hacksart new, but we had a week off last week. Hopefully you guys enjoyed our filler episode because Deb was in Boulder doing her nerd games. Deb, I'll let you take a lead on this one. You're Doug?
They're dead. Well, Tony, what's your favorite? For me, it was a waste on Saturday. I had grand planes to get left on for the network and then ended up watching a assembling a universe.
I'm sorry, assembling a universe by marble that showed the concept art for Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver for the next Avengers, and some promo shots of Ant-Man. It's Paul Rudd and Edgar Wright. That combo's gonna be fantastic. Are you excited about that too, Tony?
Scratch that. We'll see. Douglas and Edgar Wright. That combo I'm interested in seeing.
Is that anybody else really impressed with how Michael Douglas has stopped taking himself so seriously over the last few years? We're connected to you. I don't know how I'm impressed. Well, it's just one of those things where a lot of times when you get a serious actor like that, somebody that has that high level of work ethic and that perceives surrounding them, they don't hit a certain level in their career when they're like, you know what?
I should just have some fun now. You know, sometimes they don't go all the amnese in it. Just do hang over three. Or leave me some reinvent themselves.
That's the thing. You reinvent themselves in action, sir. He's not a widely amnese when he invented himself because he had personal tragedy. Yeah, he's quite passed away and he couldn't stand not working.
I can't knock it back. Don't just say it. Our trivia name when Natasha Richardson does. Oh, God.
Not tonight, Liam. I have a headache. Oh. We were colloquially known as the two soons.
No, shit. We just like the park tavern. That's kind of funny. So what's extra funny about this is that, like I said, I always get to pass.
I always get to pass. I said, I was at my nerd event in Boulder with Tony's roommate as one of my teammates and I have a picture of us that will probably put up someplace with our friend Brian. It was so fucking cold. They had to baggy their phones.
They did. I learned an interesting new trick. Did you know that if you put your smartphone inside a sandwich bag or surrounded by Saran wrap, it will still work? I had no idea until he told me and then I went, all the English people would know that.
You were all dressed like tech ninjas, right? I mean, you were all... No, we were wired up. Everyone had an external battery.
They're batteries. They're headphones. Fine, I didn't have to. Shut your filthy whore.
No, that wasn't even the judging. So it was like, I just assumed like you guys were... We were very much like... I mean, I told you guys have like Chewbacca bandoliers of batteries.
Just these interlinked all across the city. Honestly, it was so cold. We were all layered up so you couldn't really tell. Better for batteries.
You won't overheat? Or any of you were secretly... It's so cold that I'm not even a peak capacity. Thanks, Bender.
Can we kiss there? No, we're part of this cylindrical part of my shitey metal. How do we overclock this is processing? No, no.
It's the one where the grifters on the earth and they end up on whatever plane that Santa lives on. Oh, yeah. That was on the movie site. Yeah, it was.
It was the first movie. It was on the movie. It was on the movie. It was one of the movies.
It was like, it's so cold. It was just with the scrungers. Yeah. Scrungers in gorgeous gold.
Oh, oh. One one one one zero zero zero. One one one one zero zero zero zero. Really enough?
I was actually talking about Bender's game a couple of days ago, but we'll get to that. I have an imagination. It just hasn't dropped yet. Oh, you're hilarious.
But after I got done with my nerd games, and of course, even though I'm in a different fucking city, I know fucking people there because despite the fact that I'm not nice, I somehow know everyone. I got back in immediately called Tony since I was everybody's house and I'm like, what are you doing? You want to go eat stuff? I stand around and you don't even have to put paints on.
I did. So we went and had dinner and saw a pretty kickass bluegrass band actually. Hello, pants on? It was a joke.
Oh, somebody called me. I said, I should go put some pants on actually. No, no, I'll be right over. Well, it was interesting because we're sitting there waiting for our dinner to come and we see this guy standing.
I was going to say, waiting for our dinner to come. We ordered some pizzas over at the sparkle before she. We're watching this guy set up these instruments. At first, he just has like the guitar and the mics.
And then he brings out like the ukulele. And we started getting suspicious. Then the stand up base made appearance. Another guy is tuning over.
Obviously not tuning to a mandolin. They had a mandolin. The guy was restraining. It's going to be runk store.
No, it's then the band's okay now. Yeah, I'm like, can we see a marking? Then we figured out that it was bluegrass bands. And Tony and I were sitting there before they start playing.
We're like, this is either going to be really good. We're going to couch our ears out. Yeah. And then the band pretty decent.
But still. They're pretty good. Tony got to hear me near vomit all over him about the increase. I laughed like an idiot in this little areas.
Oh. So I was tired and half frozen and starving. It's an ARG and IRL. What?
ARG IRL. I don't know what he's talking about. I meant the reality game in real life. Oh, there we go.
He really is though. Or our girl. We are our girl. Our girl.
I do too. Oh, fun fact. I found out what stats dance for now. What the acronym stands for.
I need the stats. Sorry. That was me. Does it increase?
No, actually it was the non-turn telling me he's on his way home. Oh, okay. I was going to say stats dance for short turnaround time. I didn't know that either.
No, it wasn't acronym. Yeah, it's an acronym. Because what happened is I was at work last night and what it was my short turnaround time. Okay.
Like I said, I was standing with one of my co-workers and we were having a discussion on what stats stood for. I'm like, is it short for something? He's like, I don't know. Statutory.
And I'm like, nobody needs an IV statutory. Well, it depends on where you put name. It depends on where you put it in if you ask for a snap. But like I said, you know, we went and asked our nurse friend.
He's like, no, short turnaround time. It's an acronym. What state you're in to? Yes.
Well, how old are you putting this? I've been in like a nothing. And so I'm gonna do myself. Yeah.
Thanks Uncle Touchy. Yeah. Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement. Oh, that's a good lead in.
We're gonna cry. There's a book that all three of us have read now, which is Pat Nausewald's Stonby's spaceship, Wasteland. I'm sorry, you have to never say the whole title of him. It's Pat Nausewald's Agent of Shield.
Excuse me. That's happening. And Amy Hacker's gonna be on as well. Nice.
He loves it. I recommend it to Tony. It's funny, but it's not like he's stayed up funny. It's more like him growing up and kind of how he came to be the individual.
That's a part that I stayed up funny. That's a part that I've seen. The punch-up chapter is completely. I like him talking about his job at the movie scene.
Did you read it or did you listen to it? No, I read it. I had it on. He listened to it.
I read it on e-book and then you had a physical copy. You're welcome, Pat. I'll do it on all fronts. When he's talking about working at the movie theater.
I read The Man in the High Tower listening to Arians. I didn't know he was someone who flew by Arians. It surprised me. I get it.
But it's just me. I'm really. I love El Paso. I can't stand it.
I love El Paso. I love El Paso. I understand it. Okay, so actually, a funny story involving Tony and I being out at dinner one night over at a place that has now changed hands.
And we recognize our waitress and we can't place her. And I'm like, okay, we know her from the bar that we both used to work at. I know her name is an Elvis Costello song. So obviously eventually I figured out how to do it.
It was Allison obviously. However, Tony came up with the reason why we remembered her. Would you like to give a little backstory on this Tony? Not at all.
I'd like to forget the backstory honestly. Her nickname was spunky Russian hand job. We're going to leave that alone. I think that's self explanatory.
No, because it has to do with the Queen song headlong. Oh, man, I thought she just give him hand job to Russian. For all I know she was Russian. I don't think he was Russian.
Does it give him a hand job to Russian as well? Like I said, I don't think he was Russian. No, I don't think he was Russian either. Or maybe she was Russian.
No, I mean. I'd be free. But you know the Queen song headlong, right? Nope.
There's a part and you have a really hard time understanding the words. And so somebody at some point inserted it was got your funky Russian hand job and it just stuck. That was pretty mercury. He could actually be saying that.
Well, this Joe Muskerel on. It might see how they ate. I'm dating dude. I remember that was my first real introduction to homosexual culture was when I was talking to my dad as a kid.
And I was like, pretty mercury. He's like, what do you die of? My dad's like, you die of AIDS. Oh, was it gay?
My dad goes, well he didn't really die of AIDS and gave me some gay. Back then it was subrades. Oh, gay related to the deficiency disease. I remember that episode.
Thanks, Band of Arches on for teaching me that. It was 21 Jump Street. Johnny Depp was holding that kid. It was going to ride a motorcycle up to the anti-human grids.
Did they have that? I think it was like a little bit younger than you guys that never heard of Grids. Gay related to the deficiency. First four or five years I was around.
I was like, a teen fuck that monkey in Africa. Yup. Gay related to the deficiency syndrome. I saw the band of plays on it.
I hate that. I had to watch it. It's not, it's not, I hated that movie because it upset me. Not because there was anything wrong with it.
I was just a little bit too young, if that makes sense. I'm like this bullshit. I'm like this bullshit. I was like 8th grade.
Like I watched it. Part of health classes. No, they didn't do that to us. This is why you don't want to get AIDS.
Why is gandalf hugging that tiny, pretty quarter weekend? Okay. The fun thing is, you say tiny, pretty quarter weekend and I immediately go to Huangfu and Chama Lee Gosama. What, Chama?
James? James dressed the clothes on that one. He was the only good looking, Trans best night movie by the way. I love whistling types, in to Huangfu when he's playing basketball and he gets a little too masculine for a second.
So he starts doing like this weird little skipping thing with the big pails. Every time I hear John Lee goes on, I still want to kick him for being in his phone. It was terrible. Trust me, nuts.
Really? He was the only redeeming quality of that. I didn't think he was redeeming at all. The high layer is him.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh, I have the unread version on VHS, I think I still do. I think I still do.
Don't you have a little white lit stuck to your... Thank you. I'm sorry, that was driving me crazy. Think of Pat and Oswald, yeah.
Is he a special white lit by threat, white threat, white threat? Can you watch it? No, I don't watch it. It's pretty good.
It's a lot about his daughter, which is fine. Wait, he has kids? He has one. He has a little girl.
Yes, his wife is a, what a true crime writer? A true crime writer and some kind of contributor to a lot of digital stuff. Yeah, no, there's a bit married for quite a while. Something McNamara and I can't think of her name up to my hands.
It's not back anymore. No. That's what I thought. That he was gay because he was wrong about it.
You can only have so many things. You can't be a white ginger rapper who's gay. That's too many things. We don't have so many things.
Yeah. Draw it, but it's definitely in it. It's a pepper. You can only have so many things.
It's like having an eye patch and a hook for a hand. There's too many things. You only get like three things. There's a lot of busy going on.
Top hat, a wizard and a starboard. A starboard. A starboard. He's back to where he met it.
He dresses like a flicker. A starboard. A house man. A starboard.
A starboard. A starboard. A starboard. A starboard.
Don't walk down. I guess we'll just use that as an example. Don't walk down. We all read that.
We can't read. Well, I don't know what it looks like. No, it's hilarious. No, it's hilarious.
Things were like, you'll recommend the book to me and I'll read it. I'll recommend it to him. It's the trickle down effect. That's what happened with bullshits.
No, that was bullshit. It's going to trickle down. It's going to trickle down. It's a booty economics effect.
Fuck you, bush, fuck your regular moving up. That's what happened with Congress. A starboard. Yeah, you recommend it to you and I like it.
I suppose we're not going to read Warren Ellis. But you ended up reading that machine and really liking it. I kept getting random messages from you which were quotes from the book, which I love. I thought it was a more developed novel than...
Well, because a little name was very episodic. It was very good. And his pacing was a little... I may or may not have a little name but I can't remember if they gave it back to my gondola.
But, um, Warren played with pacing a bit more on gun machine use, jumping from a perspective perspective with the hunter and... Yeah. Um, uh, is it John Tyler? I want to say?
Yeah. John Tyler? Yes, ma'am? That's what I was saying.
That's important. That will be a... Stupid death bag. Stupid death bag?
Stupid death bag. I want to make love of your crotch. I want to make love of your chest or something. No, it was her belt buckle I think.
Because she kept touching it for calm. I think so. It was a name tag thing. No, it was her belt buckle and she had something in her ear too.
Okay, moving on to things that we all love. All of us were very sad there was no at midnight for a week. But at midnight is back. Speaking of yourself, I haven't had that midnight for two weeks.
I said, no, I caught up yesterday because I was at work a little bit early. I want my punches to come back again. I meant you said, well, great groups. I just always go like, wrong.
I just always go like, yeah, I want my punches. I know that you don't have to run punches. You smile and giggles and you just want to be happy. It doesn't matter if you run punches.
You're on punches. You're on punches. Yeah. You're on punches is the reason Tony and I are going to order a special mold and a home home to me.
Chili beans. We're going to match outfits too. It's going to be like cut off, jeans shorts and like an open flannel shirt. No bras.
It's okay for me. I don't want to know what to do. Are you sure? I'm going to double my second.
Oh, I'll tattoo now. Anyway, you lost in the crash? I lost in the war. The name.
Which war was that? The name. The war against trucks? Everybody lost in the out war.
Especially the truck users. God bless Reagan. Reagan. Stevie.
Reagan. Fuck you for coming down all the public mentions. Reagan. That's just Reagan.
It's all right. He'll tell you right after a while. Mr. Gorchop tearedown this wall.
Snows. Has anyone found my guy and gone through your car? All over the place. I'm just saying Reagan a lot.
Reagan. By the way, I accidentally watched the right time. Speaking of Reagan. Well, no, just kidding.
What if the best mental image segues? Every time I think of that movie, I think of fleas, they'll shoot himself in the foot with a shotgun behind the door. That's not. It's a fleas.
No. Is it both, Anthony Kevious is not in a point of break? Yes, he is. I guarantee you he is.
They're both in the chase. Because I remember his stupid ass fucking hair. The long hair is still. Yeah, I said the weird freaks.
I don't think anything I think he was I think it was just really I think I've long hair who wasn't I think he was but they were both in the chase because they're the truckers. Yeah, the chase. Yes, man. That's the chase.
You've never seen the chase Hold on. Don't you please? I don't know hold on. I'm just gonna hold on.
You're the stink guy. You've never seen the chase. Oh my god The chase is like the 80s version of it's in the headpad bad world. No, it's not his version The premise is Charlie Sheen is a was recently released or escaped convex Ducks Kristi Swanson with a candy bar.
Oh, she's an heiress Just happy to see her it's enough and they end up in a high-speed chase where she ended up like extreme Stockholm syndrome Her dad is Ray Weiss. Yeah, awesome The cops chasing them are it's what's the fact I said he an exchange money machine What's the name of Shane Michael machine? And kind of fuzzy on the cops. How can you now?
Michael I think I want to say it's Michael machine from who's long is it and Richie rich? I don't fucking nerd and Henry Rollins Flea and anything kids are these truckers. It's always is one of the news casters. Yeah, right?
It's kind of all about like the the celebrity of like criminals. Yeah, um, so apparently I will find it for you and I will keep a copy because I don't think I've washed it since it came out. I'm so fucking I It was like it was on each field right when I was watching it crap from each go Okay, like it's like one of those where it's just always on so like yeah, they chase immediately to our just Give us a glass until we all I love this British shit. I might move there Yeah, fucking I'm gonna say also I've been rewatching my venture brothers lately I got the tattooed I don't know my favorite picture of your tattoo is the one where you're over at one of our friends apartments And she left you there which she should have done so you took picture It was the Duchess All She warned me if I told anybody in her new job any of her old You're the one that gave you the best fiction show yes, she was gonna come and get me and find me a No, no, no, no time should he read it later.
I think he already has but yeah I said later if we have time you can definitely do that but yeah, Tony works as a Journeyman now Like here here. Yeah, what myself up? So I said he tried to stab his eye out with a piece of wire or a beer copper and crawl space So I was all game for years even I didn't want to drive by so Or we still want to see you like three months ago. You have vampire eye.
Yeah, it's all puppy and stupid I wasn't seen in stereo when Tony had his car accident all the blood vessels in his eyes My eyes blown out with red they were completely red So now every time he gets read how you call it the entire They started that's right started going away my friend. I was with Mike said hey You look a little poor low that girl over there. Let's keep on you go drain her. I'm like it's a vampire red for you She was one son less.
It's a casket. I was in the shame of it I just didn't put two and two together till he came up with anything here either I get it might it is funny. So it's called the Empire eyes. Yeah, but since he didn't live right on New Year's He went over to hang out with her.
Yeah, she got bored sitting on the couch and she went off to go do something else And I was bored with my one good eye and I was looking around and saw Ron put it on to her picture and sent it to her like I Was wrong with the sentence that starts with my one good eye and put her bra on it I really really wanted to use that picture of him wearing her bra is my a I was gonna say is my profile picture But I wasn't 100% sure how many people would not realize that was a guy What it matter it make it even more funny Because you can tell me like it's a chest hair coming off of last week I don't know you know I was a magazine. Yeah, yes Do you remember Mark Miller's original picture that he sent into wizard to use the top 10? I remember being hilarious, but I remember the pictures. It's a Mark Miller I'm sorry.
Yeah, Mark Miller in a bra a pencil my pencil thing mustache drawn on him He's like I love it and he's got like his arms spread like fucking betmiddler when he's my wing style Peaches, and of course that's when he decides to blow the fuck up and he starts doing he follows Warren on the authority He starts doing you know he's attaching stuff to great Morrison on something doing Miller world and all this and the ultimate And it's like and that's the picture they have this is the new doing all this that he likes bras And has the end of the urban is Mark Miller I for talents I mean if you go back and watch Cecil be demented like almost every actor in that movie almost Why not do a lot of really really big things I mean Michael Shannon you've got a megajal mall Three Yeah Wait in that is now And she's unjustified to see her bro Well, then you just need to watch four rooms wearing the Evil image that pops up in my stuff finger grabs my box out Alicia bitch, and well she was in dune as a little little little girl She was going to watch the sister and dune Bob is in the black alcoholic guy. Oh, he's in he plays the sound guy Yeah, like it was drinking From I for talent That's what you know does electronic cigarette commercials well Stephen door I think if I think of Stephen Dorf is his weird little now his weird little cameo in Zinglander or he's the celebrity sitting on the side But runway fashion show Anyway, I grew up a blood god moving on arrow Now we talked about this a couple weeks ago You know I was born he suicides a lot of episode As I'm a huge fan of the old John Hofstrander stuff the guy who wrote a suicide squad We saw the ad board earlier today on your eye on TV about the task force next I want to say watching dragon palsy. I mean I was watching tug react to me watching it and making fun of it It's kind of a you know all the names and everything else you press of course I do Okay, I took a day off of work and go koo-dye It's brilliant not knowing you would come back from the dead twice. Um, oh, I know Why do I know all the things that I know frightened now YouTube?
It's your fault. Um The suicide squad episode was better than I could ever imagined But I showed you guys more had you listen to easily one of the best Easter eggs ever Oh, no, this beats I bow shifting called the amaze Oh, this beats the whole slate in the speeds the most recent like birds of prey where they're on the corner of Galen's moon This is you here Harley Quinn You see her silhouette through this so glad and that her and she makes reference like you want to talk about trans I think it's too hard to try to build it into the universe especially going into Batman Superman. We're just gonna go up against Talk about it what next week next week hopefully Which by the way, I'm very weird side note. I'm sad because I can't get the night off because we wanted to go see mine The self-indulgence.
I can't get it off Just one of those, you know something I haven't seen an eternity. Why not? So I don't know this is one of those Sorry, what would you call this a sad rag like? Oh, no kidding.
Sorry. Go ahead. It's the most unhumble humble brag poor me. I had to figure out how to schedule myself Since I'm getting a free ticket tonight.
I shall sound garden you bitch who's taking it? I junior my other guys I play with I was gonna say I've gotten text messages Jesse Pinkman, yeah A lot of met the ball. You saw the picture didn't you? Like I said, I didn't realize I'd freaking bad my apartment.
Yeah, I was doing a podcast with Jesse Pinkman and Walter White Oh, do we want to talk about D&D real quick like yeah, real quick like I was kind of looking I was kind of looking to you for that That a segue because we were talking about ingress and then I'd mentioned we went to do Toronto. So I'm not Gary Gygax So it's not a better game than Gary Gygax. Last thing you didn't wear dead was to appear on vendors game Oh, which is the future of a four part you guys want to play D&D forever? Are you asking me or is that a quote from I don't know what episode it was It was the episode where is him and all the smart people and he had to go back in time to do something and they end up in an alternate universe And his line is you guys want to play D&D forever?
It's like him and Bill Gates and Al Gore and This is on Future Round. Yeah, this was this was in I think some of the earlier seasons. It was just a random episode. Yeah, it's just a random episode Now despite my My reputation on the show and on the internet I was actually press gang to end to playing D&D.
We're gonna be playing we'll be rolling up characters tonight Okay, let's not shit ourselves here The reason you haven't been playing a bunch of D&D is because you've been a lot more focused on key replicks Yes, which is ironic because now I have to figure out how to play D&D and hero clicks Although I like battle dolls we used to do battle breakfast Punching yeah, I was gonna say All of the all of the hero clicks guys we bring like it was like a potluck breakfast and then we would just start it like you know noon and play Awesome So I go somebody's throwing up in the denny's parking lot 33 in the morning at a galvanized that's Anyway, I got a fresh and fruity Rudy 3d punch movement over my hand. I know but it's still Everybody remembers Daughter daughter whatever I mean I suppose don't mind but I live with two kids, which one of them is one of my English partners Yeah, you say that like I just imagine like They just well know they just gonna show up in your door stuff like the professional What kind of did actually one of them kind of dig the other one was there when you moved in yeah He let me move like oh now I guess I have a stir well, baby. Yeah, actually that's kind of what happened with the second one Say the least Well, okay, okay, I'll stir well babies Um brave I was gonna say my point is I'm gonna be the DM which is a role I I've rarely played and I'm really looking forward to it However, that means that your captain America shield backpack is now full of D&D crap It is full of two different two player handbooks a grand paper both of them apps I've got back that I had that open container with the darts that shot out like we saw on TV for the Holy Shield that was the other thing is that he totally showed up with like the full on nerd kit this morning though He had the shield backpack with all this D&D books his graph paper laptop microphone external hard drive my doctor who stars Yeah, my doctor who served my dead culture and Jameson yeah ginger ale Jameson and red bull like you were set if you had electrical tape in there someplace and Electrical tape or whatever you would have been set I decided that I'm going to find myself I'm supposed to be a duo because I've got the electrical Nice Um, what about that? No, I'm not it.
We're gonna have a nickel story with me on this summer I know what I'm gonna buy myself from a house when we go okay is the bluetooth hug works wand remote control really Experianist I'm gonna summon a light deer turn off my TV Nerdy motherfucker I got a Hogwarts platform 934 it's like okay Deborah is you know shortsighted and late left you your own devices last week. We'll get to that in a few minutes all right She's got a t-shirt, so she's good. How far are you actually? Okay, we're great.
We're actually my nipples to work you guys following up on the electrical tape nipples thing I was at work last week and one of my coworkers walks in the kitchen She's like I was late for work today, so I didn't get a chance to put on a real bra and I'm self-conscious I'm like what do you mean? She has yeah, she was wearing sports for all instead of a regular bra so it wasn't padded She's like I'm really paranoid somebody can get no It's just cuz they're not padded so people can actually see her and they get hard So she was super paranoid about it and of course my coworker No, my coworker being the boy that he is walks around the corner with these two lemons stems out stuffed under his shirt And says you think that you have problems That's funny. No, it was fucking priceless. Wait, was this boo?
Boob wasky? Yes, this was boo-pussy. I was gonna get Simone. Okay, boo-pussy.
No, it's um, you guys, everyone probably saw my St. Patrick's Day post Yeah, it's the picture of me pointing at her shirt that says kiss me on tastes like Jameson to wish. Unfortunately, it's shot from like across the room. No, it's from down.
It's from down. It's supposed to straight on so it's a lot of her pointing at her boobs. You know she's pointing with her on the shirt. No, I didn't care.
She neither did she. But yeah, like I said, I think we accidentally gave her a complex about her nips. She already had a complex, you just reinforced it nicely. It's just perfect timing.
It's rolls around the corner, but I haven't stuffed under a shirt with a stems out. It's really what you can do with, you know, well-placed fruit. I can stop laughing. It's been on the floor peaking myself.
It's great. Oh, sorry. Better to the list. You wanted to talk about brave?
I watched brave for the first time. You've never seen brave before? I've never seen brave cartoon. Yeah.
Okay, the pics are. I was bored a couple weeks ago on a Sunday. I didn't want to edit anything. I really did want to just a day off.
So I watched this three movies, which we'll talk to the first one I haven't. Though not in the other I watched them. I've never seen brave. I didn't know other than like it's set in like, I was like, okay, I just got it.
I just got it. I just got it. I just got it. I never, I didn't know anything else.
I thought I knew. I had a girl. Crazy hair. Yeah.
They made her look trampy for brave too. I thought I knew her. I was a brave too. It's not out yet.
They did some concept art. They did some team at San Francisco. They did some concept art. And they just kind of made her look a little bit hory, isn't it?
Delt? Why make a cartoon look hory? What does that do for? I know, yeah, but it's just like- I'm supposed to cast some other fuckers.
Yeah, yeah. Hardware too. That's kind of a good spike too. I was just suggesting that movie.
It's strangely good. No, because that makes you think of furries. Oh lord, musking everywhere. Big old pile of them.
Yeah, we're gonna move on back to brave. Okay, you know what? Watch the last week of that midnight and then come talk to me about furries. Very universal.
Exactly! That was my best friend. No, they make another reference to it like that. Yeah.
They make a big regular that brave. I had no idea. Shut down. But the monsters that do a bear.
There's a whole bear thing. Oh yeah. It was like, I was like, oh, what's she turning into a- Wait, hold on. I had a positive one.
I was like, wait, hold on. A bear? Like, what? Yeah.
Of all things. And then I was like, oh, because he's the bear king and whatever. And it's, I love that it was, I was the same um, uh, Connolly um. Michael Connolly?
No, um. The author? Yeah, I'm getting lit this time. Um, speaking of, he's got a new book coming out soon.
A new Harry Coolish. Look. You know, he came out late on head of the state. I was gonna name off all the Connolly authors that I knew, but I just looked at the letter.
No, I went with head of states. Oh, I was gonna say, and then I was gonna say, fight up. Um, I have this middle image of Brad Pitt showing up with a knife fight and her mother gets the bear and the river runs through it. No, the river goes out and fights the bear and he's dying.
And Greg Ferguson was voice on it. Yeah. I love Greg Ferguson and I. Um, but it was good.
I liked it. Um, it was surprisingly funny, but it was really cool. It wasn't like finding Nemo, Toy Story, good, but it was still good. It was fun.
It was like, oh, sorry. I really loved Ratatouille. Oh, I love Ratatouille. It's pretty good.
But I mean, outside of Patton, I mean, it's like, I mean, also it has to do with all the kitchen advice you give some of that movie is completely true. I just, anything Brad Bird does, I will watch. Up to an including, the mission plus. Was it fun working with Brad Bird?
It was really not a good fleet. Demon potato bugs falling out of my skull. I'm just thinking the pat nasa, the Oswald family crest would be a bag of Cheetos, the word fucking eyes rolling off to the side. You see it, which we think from the great battles of history.
Bose and arrows. This shit. Oh, okay. That's hilarious.
Is that the book or was that one? That's not one of his albums. I think that's not one of his albums. Really early on.
I think it's really funny. I think it's funny. No, I think it's really funny. No, I think that's pretty early on.
See, two, two is like two albums. It kind of gets all blurry. It's taken down a notch. Walking dead this last week was a thing.
Whoo. Walking that two weeks ago was a thing. Walking dead this week will be the finale, which is going to be. I'm surprised everybody was so up in a horror about what she did.
Here's what I think people that are flippin' out. It's not up in horror. It's one of those things where I think people are always surprised when they take it to that next step. You know what?
You love it when we do that. You surprised me in the least. I mean, shitty situation, maybe not the best place. They were part of it.
I did not see Lizzie killing her sister and going, no, no. Yeah, that came out of left fucking field. And then she goes, I was just about to kill the baby. She can change too.
And then Carol plays along and goes, you can't kill Judith yet because she can't walk. Wait to kill her until she gets like, I'm going, okay, I know that Carol's playing along so she doesn't freak out the little girl with a knife and just kill her sister. But like, what the fuck? See, I then picked up the story.
It feels so bad for Carol. I mean, is there any bit of Carol left that isn't there? Yeah, she's forgiven by Tyrese. Yeah.
But I just said, they're not going to show them getting deterministic because it's an hour of the world's most awkward walk. It's like, is there any piece of her core yet that hasn't been attacked? Absolutely. It's the person she grew into after her husband and daughter died.
Yeah. That she becomes like her own person. And they talk about this on that episode. It's like, she is the person that does what needs to be done.
That is at this point, her core, like, she does what needs to be done. She survived. Absolutely. Take a big one with you.
Whatever. Whatever it takes. But CNN picked this up. She's a spark.
I have no whiteboard problems today. Whiteboard problems. Hashtag whiteboard problems. I have redboards on the stage.
Hashtag eating cream cheese. Redboards on the stage. Whiteboard problems. Whiteboard problems.
I'm going to pick that up. My mom ended up talking to me about it because she caught it on the news. She knows how to walk in bed. She goes, you know what happened last week?
I was like, holy crap. Mine blown. And I think the people that freaked out about it were these major news outlets where you can tell they don't watch it. They're like, well, they're killing kids.
Oh, well, in this world, it makes me feel better. It makes total fucking sense. And even as a fan of it and Tony, I know you are both fans. I mean, it's still emotional because you're like, just like the flowers.
Like, I had no emotion to that. Well, my first thought was what else are you going to do? That was what I was thinking the whole time. How else are you going to do?
And then the girl that you came up with, Carol's confession. It was like, whoa, like back to back. There was a lot of emotion. True, true.
It was a better emotional moment than Beth and Daryl burning down the cabin. Oh, the barn. No, the cabin. The moon shining shed.
Oh, okay. Which is the only good. By the way, we have to use terms like moon shining shed now. Well, yeah, because they're all the right things.
It's really the only good takeaway from that episode is that the moment goes on. The place at the end is awesome. Okay. Yeah, I'm the nerd.
I get music from the home. No, it's fine. I'm gonna get shit. I'm tired.
I'm tired. I'm tired. So, tell me that excess devil inside. I still think I hear dead inside.
I can't listen to this one so long without laughing. Well, so the finale of that is this week, which means hard work's out of a job for a little while. Yeah, for talking to him. Ever.
Nerdist, Dan Midnight, he co-hosted Nerdist News last week. And then all of his hosting gigs. All of his stand up. What else?
Well, we're three weeks out now, but there was the finale for King of the Nerds. We're three weeks out. I can't watch it. It's too uncomfortable.
I liked that. I can't remember your name, that's been three weeks. People say Caitlyn, I'm not sure. It was the NASA scientist.
I liked that she won. You and I talked that I didn't like one of the guys on it. It was the World of Warcraft top 25 guys. It's a certain hey hole.
No, because when you watch the first episode of this series. It was just too much. And then when you watch the first episode of the first series. Like I said, it was uncomfortable.
The people were so awkward watching them. So socially and nerdy and watching them try to interact with each other and kind of you know prove that, Hey, I'm cool. I have this knowledge. We can be awesome together.