I can see my reflection behind you, it's really scary. I like, I can see it over my shoulder and it creeps me out. It's creeping me out. This is the two girls talking podcast.
It's not even weird supposed to say. You look fancy. I only look fancy because I'm wearing red lipstick and I'm only wearing red lipstick because I lost my chapstick. And now I just wear red lipstick 24-7.
Like I put it on before I go to bed because the air is really dry. You were just at the store buying another chapstick. Oh no, I'm too, you know, team minimal to do something like that. But if you, it doesn't make any sense to put on lipstick, I was gonna get everywhere.
Oh no, the lipstick is like, it does have like, foam in it. It's like chapstick lipstick. And it's not like I use lipstick a lot. So like, this is actually like a good way to use up something I have.
I hung out with someone I have never met before the other day. And she was watching me struggle with the two short charging cable for my phone in the car and like fighting with it. And also like looking up directions and stuff. And she was like, you know, you should get one of those things where that like hooks your phone onto your van.
Since you drive so much. And I was like, yeah, no, I want one. And she's like, you should get one. They're not expensive.
And she's like trying to explain to her how I like can't just like buy everything I want. And she was like, but it would be so useful to you. And I'm like, there is a bottomless list of things that would be so useful to me starting with like, I don't know, running water. Like, no, I just have to say no.
But something like that actually would make a difference in your life. I feel like I know, but I'm telling you there's like the list is so long. So I get one thing a month. I get one little thing and one big thing.
Okay. I'm in a mood. Welcome to the talking podcast. Oh, are we recording?
Oh, yeah, I started at the beginning. I didn't want to miss anything good. I think I might have the perfect setup. I have like 20 beverages here because I'm thirsty.
Yeah, you are. I know. Well, now I feel like trying to optimize my seating situation a little bit more. I thought you had the perfect setup.
I do, but could it be more perfect? You could have a little juice box of wine like I do. That would be more perfect. I have wine out in the other room, but getting it together seems hard.
Look at this fancy thing. Very cute. Literally a cup of wine. Copa di Dino.
Yeah. I hurt my foot on my big hike and John had to clean it and put a bandages on my wounds today. Oh, I was going to say something there. Tell me everything.
Well, basically he was like, you're a disgusting homeless person. Let me try and fix your problems and got all of it like bandages and sabs and things and then scrubbed all the duct tape residue off my foot, which I had used to make a bandage down in the canyon. And he was just like grimacing. Like, what's wrong with you?
And I was like, I am pretty cool. And then he had, you know, cleaned it was relishing when I was like, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts with hydrogen peroxide.
It was like gleeful maniacal look on his face and then yeah, put some bandages on it. So it's feeling a lot better. That's good. Yeah.
Our friend and friend in real life. I don't know if she's a friend of the podcast, but friend of real life, Kristi. We talk about her on the podcast. We do, but I don't think she has any time to do anything after listening to her stories about her life and her work and stuff.
I'm like, oh, Christopher Robin is very busy. But yeah, we recently went on a trip to the Hava Supai Indian reservation in Arizona, which is the western part of the Grand Canyon to go hiking for four days. And it was interesting. It was a good trip in the end, but it was also terrifying at times and very dangerous.
Yeah, totally like pioneer style. It felt unregulated. It felt like very pioneer style. Like anything could happen.
There was mule trains. There was no running water. There were wild dogs staring apart backpacks to get it. Clif bars.
So yeah, just like the Oregon Trail, basically. I felt like you would really thrive in an environment like that. Like you'd be like, all right, you would be taking charge. You would be organizing people into crews.
You were the night shift. You were the day shift. You are back up. Who's going to man the duct tape?
It kind of turned out like that because immediately there was no clear leader of the group, which threw everything into chaos. So every night I would have to ask like four times what was happening the next day and I had to stay on people until I got an answer. I was like, all right. So we're all meeting at seven, 30 tomorrow is what I'm like after one day.
I'm just total nonsense. I was like, all right, I'm going to get some answers here before I go to bed. Yeah, I would not have done well in that situation. It was an unstructured learning environment, shall we say?
I try to keep my pioneer environment strict to needing more accessories for my phone. Yeah, Christy was not happy and she kept like we had a little sack that we were using to store all our food in and she would like go through the sack and be like counting up the calories we had left, et cetera. And also every night she was so hungry from all of us because we had to carry, okay, so it's a 10 mile hike in for people who don't know, which is probably everybody. So I got 10 mile hike in.
So you go down to basically like the Grand Canyon and you hike along and then there's this incredible waterfalls once you get to the end of the 10 miles. So we went down there with a group doing a yoga retreat and there's like eight of us total. And so we carry these enormously heavy backpacks all the way in with everything we needed for the whole trip. And so we had a lot of food and everything.
And yeah, so Christy is a very avid outdoorsy type of person who prepares really well and you know, her and her husband go on these long climbing trips and she's very used to like gear and all that stuff. I don't think she's, I mean, she says so herself that she often relies on her husband Trevor to be sort of like the expert camper, expert hiker, you know, the person who plans everything. Yeah, he like you would be like Night Group, Day Group, Swing Shift. Right, exactly.
Here is your bar for right now. I will give you a new bar in about 90 minutes. So we were all feeling the loss of Trevor, shall I say, on this trip, who was originally supposed to go and I took a place which nobody could have foreseen the group dynamic issues that would cause but not really. So I think Christy at one point was like, yeah, you know, this trip has really shown me how much I rely on Trevor to like, hand me my bars every day.
Hand me my bars, exactly. And so Christy was having to take the role of the bar hander, if you will, which is a thankless task, I must say. And yeah, at one point on the third day, when we're trying to get ready to pack for the next day, she's like counting calories and she's like, we don't have enough food to get out of here. Like we're going to be starving.
There's going to be problems. We need 1500 calories. You're out of food. We got nothing.
I'm like, oh my God, we're going to be like gnawing off our arms and stuff. I don't know what's going to happen. And the next morning when I woke up, I was like, Christy, what we forgot is that we're walking on a very well-trafficked trail and there's lots of other people and no one's going to let us starve in the dirt. It's going to be okay if we don't have the right amount of food.
It's going to work out. I have a feeling. But it was just so funny because she was like, we're going to need eight liters of water. We're going to need 1800 power bars.
We don't have enough food in this county. Like, yeah. And poor Christy was so hungry during the trip that she would wake up in the middle of the night to eat snacks because she was like dying. Yeah.
Yeah. She didn't get home to though. Christy, no, I know. Her appetite is the funniest thing.
She said that she was imagining that she had a little fridge in her room all the time. She was talking about it because she talked about how she has to get up and have a piece of cheese and then she goes back to sleep and she feels better. No. When I was having a metabolism working that well.
Yeah. Her metabolism is very efficient. So she has to keep feeding it. She just has to, and she'll just like get, she has a bag of shredded cheese.
Maybe she'll listen to this if we tell her we've revealed all of her disgusting secrets. Christy cast. This is our new way to get listeners as we profile people to the bone. She's like everything revealed.
She has this like giant Costco sized bag of frozen shredded cheddar cheese. And she like sits on the floor. Like I feel like every time I would visit her when we live together, like I'd walk across from my apartment to her apartment and I would walk in and she'd just be like hanging out on the floor of her living room using her fingers to just claw out frozen cheese from the bag. But she would eat it with like salsa and chips.
I remember that. It was like a well-rounded meal. Sometimes. But sometimes she would be out of those things and it would just be the frozen cheese.
Only the cheese remains. But we had a great time in the end. It was a lot of fun. I don't see her very often anymore.
So it was a lot of fun to talk to her and hang out and the drive was a good time. And it was really beautiful. We tried to take it a different way back home, but the road was closed. And it was anyway, that's not to do with anything.
But yeah. And at one point during the trip, I kind of hesitate to say this, but at one point during the trip, Christy was like, I think I figured out what's going on here about like the rest of the group and had a very conspiratorial vibe, the whole thing. And I was like, what's happening? Good, good.
She was like, everybody's not eating enough because they're like, it's this like woman thing where you're just like, I'm not hungry because everyone kept saying that. And Christy was like, this is physically impossible. We hiked for 10 miles. It's taken us 10 hours to get here.
We're carrying like twice our body weight and packs. What's happening? And the second day, one of the girls did say ew carbs about like a cheese and cracker spread. We had made no.
You carbs? She literally did. Oh, I know. And it was and Christy and I's eyes just would dart up and beat each other and the dart away so fast.
Like, you know, the look of shared meaning and momentum and you're just like, Oh God, Oh no, look away. So yes, lots of scary weird things happen on the trip to other than that, including like dogs roaming the campsites and wild dogs roaming the campsites at night and having to climb down a rock wall using rebar pieces that were stuck out of the rock, which is this because she was like, everybody here just I don't think they even understand how they didn't even smart enough to understand how dangerous this is. I was like, yeah, the ultimate crime. Right.
She was like, the only way you wouldn't understand how how stupid this whole thing is if you had no idea how dangerous it was. I was like, ah, yes, hurtling to our death. The dummies we are. She was the MVP of the trip though and carried carried the backpack out.
So I didn't have to carry mine because we put one of the bags on the on a mule. So we got to be able to helicopter out of there like Tom Cruise hanging onto the, you know, side of the door, wind flying our faces. I went on a ride at Universal Studios like that. Yes, I was so hoping for it.
And alas, no, it would have ended up like there was one private charter that came in the day we were leaving like a private helicopter. And in my mind, I thought about that scene from that Brad Pitt movie, World War Z where all the zombies are like swarming and they swarm up and like climb out of the helicopter and pull it down and destroy it. And it was a little bit like that with all the white hipster camper kits that were around me. We're all like, like, how do we get it?
How do we get it? Let's all band together and jump towards it. We're like waving their heigy-kicks sticks at it. Throw it up at the blade.
So you didn't do that though. No, I was basically disabled at that point given my blister situation. So it was all talk, no work as usual. Something really big happened this week, which I feel like you'll have some opinions on.
The sexiest man of the year was announced, Blake Shelton. Oh, yes, I heard this. And the reason why I heard this is not because of the Google News alert I have for sexiest man of the year because I guess that expired. It's a deep cut joke about Google News alerts for, you know, the two people that use them.
Oh, God, the other day I tried to go to Google Reader. I literally was like typing in some Google Reader nonsense into my news bar and I was like, what gear do you think it is? You were like seven years later. I still think there's a place on the internet I want to go.
Yep, nope, nope, there's not warmth. But yeah, go ahead. No, I learned about this because everyone was outraged all over Facebook. Yeah, so mad.
Like so mad. Like so mad. And these were all people who aren't particularly into celebrity news. Uh huh.
Though are fans of like film and television. And we're like saying that this other person was like robbed and all that stuff. And I did not even click through because I was like, I can't even that this like with every video and going on in the world. Like, are we going to really like have some upset feelings about Blake Shelton?
I mean, yeah, I guess so everyone's like, you spelled Idris Elba wrong. And I'm like, no, it's just, of course, of course Blake Shelton is the person who won this year. Of course he is. Come on.
I couldn't even tell you who won ever. Well, I mean, whoever has the most to promote that year and I think has the most money and et cetera, et cetera. Like random people win all the time. It's like, Oh, Julia Roberts, most beautiful woman of the year.
Yeah, obviously Jesus. There's like, there's only so many people that are famous enough that can win, you know? Right. Well, this top 10 is going to be about the same for a decade and we're shuffling through them based on like whatever the machine wants.
That's how I feel too. I'm like, no, there's like an order. I'm sure it's already picked through 2027, you know, it doesn't really matter what it is. You didn't win this year.
You'll be next year, George Clooney. There are like no allegations on this guy. So we're going to go with him. Exactly at this point.
They're like, um, half this list is looking iffy. So let's just cut straight to the one person we're pretty sure about. Yeah. But I was going to ask you, who would be your sexiest man of the year celebrity edition?
Oh, I'm so bad at celebrities. Or you know, whatever. I'm not that I don't know. Like I know that you dress Elba, the person that got like it's stolen from or whatever.
I know that he's a big deal because everyone always talks about like him and usually like an overly sexualized tone, which makes me uncomfortable. Well, yeah, because there's a whole weird history of like, yeah, it is it is icky. Yeah. But I don't like I don't even know what he's in like not.
So that's how I'm bad at celebrities. Um, but. He has his own TV show called Luther. Oh, I've heard of that.
I don't know. Yeah, I'm on it. Is it a? Is it a Superman thing?
No, it's a. Oh, wait, maybe it is. I don't know. It's a I think it's a crime show and then on the BBC because he's from England.
Oh, and it was kind of a funny thing because there was a lot of like English actors being from England does does makes sense with the over sexualized tone in which people describe him right because America can't help ourselves. We do tend to we do tend to get a little dreary anytime they're British. Right. No, he's very gorgeous, but he was in the wire and he's one of the main characters in the wire for most of the seasons and he and a couple of the other characters are British, but they all have pretended to be from Baltimore in the show, which is everybody was like, why did you hire all these British actors?
But you know, they're the best. So you hire them using non plus by this information. I was thinking about how I started watching a movie today on your Netflix account and how I wasn't I was like, I wonder when Amanda will contact me about this. What movie is it Michael Clayton?
I love that. I just watched that on my account. Well, that wouldn't have noticed. Yeah.
Well, oh, I see because I just I was like, oh, my phone was charging, which is which is usually how I end up on Netflix because I don't have like my my endless podcast queue to keep your company, try to make a dentin. And I was like, you know, every year, even though I don't know much about the film and movie scene, every year there's like several movies where I'm like, oh, I like I would see a trailer and I think, you know, I wonder what that's about that seems cool or I like that actor or whatever. And I was like, I bet some of these are on Netflix. Maybe I could only some of them, by the way, because I look for every movie and I'm shocked at other selection.
I couldn't even tell you who the what these movies are, anything off top my head. Like, but I was like, well, like, I was like, you know, I'll go to the Netflix dot com and see if they're like, see if I see a title in the first few scrolls that is one of those movies. One of those movies. Right.
Yeah. And so, and so I had been interested, vaguely interested in the year 2007 when it came out. So I'm arriving on the scene 10 years later. Like, I do.
I was surprised to see it was that old too, to be honest though, in my mind it came out maybe three years ago, tops. And I like barely skimmed the description because I don't like spoilers. And I do bad spoilers. And I just want to make sure it was like a genre and it was like law thriller or like conspiracy whatever.
Clean up my genre. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we're good. Yeah, we're good.
I would just like to report that I have watched 35 minutes of Michael Clayton. I feel like quite the, you know, film bus. Yeah, look at you. You know, a movie club.
What did you think of the first 35 minutes of Michael Clayton? Which I don't think are the best 35 minutes of Michael Clayton. No, they're definitely building a plot. I'd say there's about six 35 minute increments of Michael Clayton or no.
It's a two hour movie. It's a long movie. Yeah. So there's about four of them, shall we say?
And I don't know if the first 35, I was amazed by driving around the dump trucks, building that foundation, laying down some backstory. Lots of paperwork piles. You see paperwork. You're not sure what it is yet, but there's a lot of it.
You know, something important's going on. At one point, there was a four days earlier slide and I was like, oh, it seems like a bit of a like TV. I was like, I didn't know we did this in fancy movies. I thought you figured it out on your own.
I feel like within the four days earlier slide, there may be another sometime earlier slide. Oh, yeah. I don't try very hard to like, like, like, if I, at this point, if I'm watching a movie that like other people have watched and said is good, I'm like, I don't have to follow it super closely. It'll like.
It won Oscars. Anyone can watch it. I get it. Right.
Exactly. Which is how I prefer. I'm like, we've had 10 good years of this being validated by everyone else. I think I'm ready to vaguely watch it in the background.
Did my toes in the see where we land on the Michael Clayton issue? I'm feeling good so far. I will say that I forgot there was my hand looks enormous when I'm like pointing it at you, by the way. But I don't know.
So I will say that there is two people in it that I love so much, which is Tom Wilkinson, who plays the one of the lawyers. He's like the Arthur, the older lawyer, and then Merit Weaver, who plays one of the defendants. Wait, was Tom Wilkinson in that popular Rachel and the Catoms Ryan Gosling movie? What's it called?
What's it called? He may have been. No, that big one. The period film and their old people.
No, he's not the old person. Who's the guy? What's the name of the movie I'm talking about? The notebook.
The notebook. Thank you. By the book with the guy. Yeah.
This actor. Yeah. What's his name? Nicholas Sparks.
This game sucks. Okay. So who's the old man in the notebook? Tom, something else?
No, the old man in the notebook is a lot older than Tom Wilkinson. Well, I mean 2007, 2002. Who's to say who's to know? Okay.
So there's somebody Arthur in this movie who you love him. Merritt Weaver, who plays one of the defendants, Anna, who I think is one of the best actors maybe ever and she's really selected with her roles. She was on Nurse Jackie for all of like seven seasons of it. She's fantastic.
I'm surprised. She's not in everything. She wanted Emmy and her speech was literally, thank you. Like that was it.
Like she's, I don't know. She's exceptional to me. I really love her, but she seems to work really hard at staying out of public eye and also work really hard at like only being in a couple of things ever. And I'm like, tell me about your independent wealth and your minimalist lifestyle and your complete lack of need for attention and how good you fucking are.
So I wrote a H, well, in my mind, it'd be on HBO. I don't know. I love it about someone who's a therapist. And I feel like she'd be really good at the role.
I'll make sure this tape gets to the right people. Thank you. Maybe you can mention how much you love movies including the first 35 minutes of the hit law thriller Michael Clayton. I'll tell you about it.
And that other movie with the people where Ryan Gosling is old. Um, what? They're old. Tom Wilkinson did it.
Tom Wilkinson's not it. But him but like older. No, still not him. Alzheimer's.
Uh, yeah, I have it. I get it. Okay. So you still answer my question about who you think the sexiest man alive is and inquiring minds.
Defo want to know. Well, can I do multiple choice? I just have to choose someone. I don't think about these things.
You've never thought in your life like that person is very a sexiest actor. Yes, I haven't my life, but I haven't in the last six months or whatever the brain of time is for the contest. So it's the sexiest man of the year. So that's 2017.
So that's the past 11 months. That means there was five months according to your math. Wait, sorry, four months according to your math where you could have thought this. Well, it's kind of like the Oscars where like the movies that come out at the beginning of your account, right?
I feel like if someone is sexy, they're sexy forever. All year long. Who would I say is sexy forever? This year.
Oh, this year? I don't know. I told you. I haven't thought about it this year.
I really loved Michael Vartan with he was on alias. Big fan. That's like finishing your favorite movies. The first 35 minutes of 2007 hit law thriller Michael Clayton or the 2002 Ryan Gosling Tom Wilkinson film, the notebook.
I'm not a huge I'm not a huge Clooney fan as far as sexy goes. Though I've seen photos that I would describe as sexy, they wouldn't get my vote per top. I don't know. What do you want?
What do you want from me? I love Ocean's 11. Yeah, my first thought I love Ocean's 11. What a statement.
Now I know where you stand on these important issues. God, you're the worst. You want to play the imaginary game with me. I don't know.
What's a movie? Who's a star? I don't know these things. I did it to the cinema in night on 20 years.
I feel like the first when I first thought of that immediately, of course, I thought of Matthew Greg Googler, who is the sexiest man of every year. I was like, that doesn't really seem to fit into what sexiest means. What does sexiest mean? No, I don't know.
Blake Shelton, clearly. Who's the most comparable to Blake Shelton? I wonder. Ryan C.
Crust. Am I in the right category? Can you imagine? I feel like he would have, yeah, God, no.
Oh, people are seeing Jason Momoa. I've never heard that in my life. I'm on. I'm telling you, this is why I'm a bad person to share this film podcast you keep trying to make happen.
I keep trying to make happen by being like, I saw Netflix. I went to the Netflix.com and typed in Michael Clayton. No, that's not what I did. I went to Netflix.com and clicked Amanda and then went, it was like recommendations.
And I just clicked next, next, next. There were several Amanda recommendations that I covered on. I was like, no. There was something called like Hotels, Top 50 Hotels.
Like you've been watching some sort of travel show. I have not been watching some travel show which makes me very concerned that somebody in my home is not using their own Netflix account. It wasn't me. I didn't go hunting for hotels.
I have another topic for our film podcast. I just saw two girls talking. Flicks. Flicks.
Chicks, Flicks. That's cute. I don't know. It's dumb.
That's the point. I ran out of wine. I guess I won't be reading a list any time soon. Clicking bottles in the background.
Stopping noises. Well, these have quirks in them. Oh, wait. Wait, fine.
Is a great segue. Hang on. Oh, I'm solved. Listeners, Abigail just whipped out some sort of knife device with a corkscrew on it and is opening up.
This is the third time the knife has come up on the podcast. True fans will know none of which are Amanda because she can't remember yesterday. Every time I went the knife out, you're like, where'd you get that knife? I think it's about a multi tool, actually.
Yeah, it's like a Swiss art. I'm just really proud of myself for knowing that word because I'm a hiker. So, you don't even know. So joke life moments.
Yes, joke life moments. So here's my joke life moment. Kristy and I went on the super, super long hike. You know, just to bring everything with you.
There's not really a place to buy stuff when we're down there. And we only brought one fork between us, which was a dirty, that was the only utensil we brought. And I had a three starbucks fork that I had in my car that I grabbed the last second as we were packing up her car to leave. I was like, we might need this.
That was our only fork. It's why I cleaned it. But we had to share it. So I would eat half the food and I would give the fork to her and she would eat food.
We just passed the fork back and forth eating dinner and breakfast every now. This is why Trevor was missed. I'm guessing. Well, one of the reasons.
And also why you now know what a multi tool is. So one fork is your joke life moment. That's pretty good. Yes.
Oh, my joke life moment is that I visited the Hoover Dam today, which has like a lot of security because I guess it's like a thing that terrorists would blow up or try to blow up. So you like have to go through like 20. Why? A, because it's like it's considered like a wonder of the modern world.
So it is a very large thing that like a lot of people go to. It's this huge concrete thing. So I think like even for wow factor to do an attack on something like that, kind of like doing an attack on the Pentagon, it kind of says something. And then also, I mean, you would cut off power to power and water to a lot of the Southwest.
You could do some damage. Some like significant damage in one spot. So yeah, it's a terrorist target. There's a lot of security.
Did you feel safe? I felt super safe. I felt less safe when the guy working there wanted to flirt with me. Dang, push him over the edge.
Well, he was cute and probably my age. Okay, pulling back over the edge. Sounds okay. But also I was like when people like that flirt with me, I'm like, well, I would be.
What's the plan here, buddy? Exactly. Like, like he did a whole bit about like doing the stairs to get his steps because it's like a long shift and he was like wearing this like hot like security costume. Whoa, are you two married already?
I'm talking about steps. No, and I was like, I don't know. He was like telling me about this awesome trail where he goes running and I was like, yeah, the historic railroad trail. Like I've been wanting to check it out.
And like, but again, I was like, what is the plan here? I was like, why is this happening? Like, I was like, I was like barely trying because I was like, yeah, because he was my age. It felt less creepy, but like a weird, yeah.
That one of their like Hoover employees, Hoover, Hoover PD, I think is what they're called. No, that's not real. Yeah, no, they're real cops. Really?
Yeah, they're not military, but they're a law enforcement. Wow. They're a military. They're protecting the world, I guess.
But earlier in the day before I met my fellow stepper slash badge wearing friend, I had to drive when you're driving to the DM, there's a checkpoint. It was kind of like border control, but then they had me pull over because I was driving a truck and my truck has a cover on it and they needed to look at the back of the cover. And so they like come over here, park in front of this cone, and they were like, can you pop the cover? And I was like, oh, it's unlocked, but it's tricky to open.
Do you want me to open it? And they were like, oh, absolutely. We're actually not allowed to touch it. Oh my god, that's weird.
Which is like the opposite of TSA. Yeah. Because TSA, like once you put your thing on the belt, you're not allowed to touch it again until they've decided it doesn't have bombs in it. So I got out and opened my thing.
And the bed of my truck is full of stuff. And because I'm currently camping, it's sort of like only three quarters full because a quarter of it is at my campsite. Right, so there's less stuff than normal, obviously. And then everything like moves around, so it looks like chaotic.
Weird. So it's like an axe, some rope. And then like a whiteboard because I have a giant whiteboard I use for my brainstorm sessions before I murder people. It has like a budget chart on it right now.
So everything's just like a skance. And so what happened? And also there's like folded cardboard boxes on top of it. So it kind of looks like garbage.
But I'm like, no, you gotta like save the good size boxes. You never know what you're gonna have to send. I, yes, I'm aware. They both acted awkward.
The two, the two, you know, PD looking into it. And one was like, what do you do for work? You're like definitely not getting out children to teach them something and then murder them. I was like, well, I live in an RV full time, so this is my garage.
But I have a normal job I work in marketing. And he was like, how do you set this? And then beautiful together. And then he said, how do you find anything back here?
Oh, all right. Now that we're getting personal, sir, I'll be shutting this and moving on with my day. Yeah. And I was like, I wanted to explain about how like it looked at all these bins in each bin.
It's like organized stuff. Here's the poly mailers. Here's the bubble. Like I wanted to like defend myself so badly because that's all I ever wanted to do.
And I didn't know how. And I was like, oh, the joke life moment is when the Hoover Dam PD is like, how do you find anything back here in your pile of shit? Yeah, the Hoover Dam PD is like, Miss you're a hoarder. We're going to need to escort you from the premises.
So I'm a marketing executive. I live in a trailer. I'm not playing bad lips with my words. I promise.
So yeah, that's my joke life moment listeners. Well, listeners want to know. Okay. Well, you can find us at two girls talking dot club.
You can join our Facebook group where there's so much activity. It's insane. It's a hop and hop and hot spot of joke life moments of billboard rage of insider clicks of accusations flying wild. I mean, it's a rumor mill.
All sorts of things are happening in there. It's crazy. People have met got married and had children in our group. It's insane.
Like we're bringing people together before we're forming families. It's beautiful. So if you want to find the love of your actual life, join our Facebook group. I personally guarantee I don't have anything to back to.
So how is that for a call that action? Yeah. Do you want to die alone or do you want to be so happy? You don't even you're not even able to talk.
Yeah, that's how happy you'll be. Anyway, so we have a website. That's how you find this amazing group. I'm going to get the URL.
You haven't given the URL yet? Yes, I did. I said two girls talking dot club. That is the URL.
I said that first. I said that before I said the thing about the Facebook group. You were looking right at me. I believe you.
Yeah. I was just I was taken by the narrative. Yeah, it's a stunning one to be sure. Like the narrative where I said, we have a website you can visit at two girls talking dot clubs.
So it depends. We also have a Facebook group of the next part of the narrative. Anyway, we have merch. We have hats.
We have pins. We've got children's tote bags. They're beautiful. They come in every color of the rainbow.
It's insane. We have so much merch. You would not believe Abigail's half of Abigail's truck is just merch. And when you buy something, she sends you a hand written five page letter detailing the things that we would say about you on the podcast and that we're probably going to say about you on the podcast at some point.
So purchase a merch. Get yourself a child's tote bag in Burt Sienna. It's beautiful. Quite the item.
I don't know what it says on it anymore, but it's great. It's really great. All of our cash raises are there. Chicks, bricks, bricks.
Chicks, bricks, root and tune fun. You'll be so happy you can't talk. It's one of our most popular cash raises. It's a good time.
Well, yeah. All right. Bye guys. Bye.
Bye.