440: A Sandwich and Some Allen's Birthday!

It’s Allen’s birthday! And while it’s not the Year of Allen, he still gets thoroughly celebrated with a pool party, complete with Bad Influence Jeff, yard signs, inappropriate presents, 99 proof shots, and lots of cake. Allen has Kellie read one of his birthday cards regarding flatulence that he found to be exceptionally humorous. Kellie and Allen are invited to a special early screening of “Bullet Train” starring Brad Pitt as a gentle assassin named Ladybug. And with school starting back next week, their 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly has made some big decisions when it comes to her education. Thank you to our podcast sponsor, BetterHelp! BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions. So you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash sandwich. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.